WHOO! DUP DUBBITY DUP DUP! DUP DUPPUP DUP! TWO, THREE! ONE, TWO! ONE TWO, THREE!
♪♪ [ Human Beat Box ] [ Farnsworth ] OH, MY!
[ Bender ] HERE WE GO, Y'ALL!
[ Zoidberg Rapping ] ♪ ZOIDBERG, ZOIDBERG Z-Z-Z-Z-ZOIDBERG ♪
♪♪ [ Zoidberg Babbling To Musical Beat ]
[ Bender ] THIS IS A STORY ABOUT ALL MY FRIENDS.
[ Farnsworth ] FRY. FRY. [ Fry Grunts ]
♪♪ [ Man Scatting ]
[ Announcer ] PREVIOUSLY ON ALL MY CIRCUITS.
♪♪ [ Melodramatic Organ ]
I'M SORRY, FATHER, BUT SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY,
I FORGOT HOW TO BE YOUR SON.
- WHY, ANTONIO? - BECAUSE...
I HAVE AMNESIA!
[ Beeping ] [ Loud Smooching ]
CALCULON! BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE--
EGYPTIAN?
BEFORE I KILL YOU, I MUST ASK YOU ONE QUESTION.
WHO AM I? FOR I HAVE... AMNESIA!
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
DOES ANYONE HERE NOT HAVE AMNESIA?
HMM. OOH. I'M NOT SURE.
I DON'T KNOW.
THIS SHOW IS AWESOME!
WHEN I GROW UP, I'M GONNA HAVE SO MUCH AMNESIA!
ME TOO! I MEAN, I HAVE IT NOW, BUT I FORGOT.
WELL, MINE'S LOUDER!
CRAM A HAM IN IT, YOU TWERPS! AAAH!
- SORRY. - NAH. I HAD IT COMING.
♪♪ [ '70s Rock ]
WELCOME, SWINGERS. PULL UP A GROOVE AND GET FABULOUS.
NUDE ROCK BANDS.
BIG PILES OF WHAT I ASSUME IS TALCUM POWDER.
IT'S QUITE A BIRTHDAY PARTY, CALCULON.
COOL. I'M GONNA HAVE A FABULACIOUS BIRTHDAY PARTY JUST LIKE CALCULON!
OH, YEAH. WELL, I'M GONNA SHOW UP LOOKING GOOD, JUST LIKE MONIQUE.
DO YOU TWO HAVE TO IMITATE EVERYTHING YOU SEE ON TV?
UM, WE'RE 12, SO, YES.
HOLD UP, CUBERT. YOU'RE A CLONE OF THE PROFESSOR.
DO CLONES EVEN HAVE BIRTHDAYS?
UM, DUH!
DUH, WHAT?
[ Creature Snarling ]
[ Knocking ]
DAD, DO I HAVE A BIRTHDAY?
HMM. YOU DIDN'T HAVE A BIRTH, SO, TECHNICALLY, NO.
[ Groans ] OH, DON'T FEEL BAD.
WE CAN CELEBRATE THE DAY I EXTRACTED YOU FROM THE CLONING TANK.
OR THE DAY I SCRAPED YOUR D.N.A. FROM THAT GROWTH ON MY BACK.
- OOH! THAT ONE! - AHHH, YES.
IT WAS 13 YEARS AGO NEXT WEEK.
I USED THIS VERY FORK.
OH, WELL, ISN'T THAT-- UGH!
HEY! NEXT WEEK WILL BE MY BIRTHDAY TOO!
THAT'S TRUE! IF ONLY THERE WERE A WAY...
TO HAVE ONE PARTY FOR BOTH OF YOU HERE AT THE OFFICE,
THEN WRITE IT OFF AS A BUSINESS EXPENSE.
WAIT! I THOUGHT OF A WAY! THE WAY I JUST SAID!
YEAH! WAY TO GO, POPS!
[ Bender ] SOMETHING'S HAPPENING ON TELEVISION!
♪♪ [ Melodramatic Organ ]
OH, MONIQUE.
WHY DID WE WAIT SO MANY YEARS TO BATHE IN CHAMPAGNE?
AAAAAAAH!
[ Groans ]
FATHER, I'VE DISCOVERED THE SHOCKING SECRET...
MOTHER HAS KEPT FROM YOU FOR 200 YEARS!
NO! NO!
BRACE YOURSELF-- FOR WHEN I SPEAK THESE WORDS,
YOU MAY WELL SUFFER AN ATTACK OF EXPLOSIVE AMNESIA!
FOR YOU SEE, THE HORRIBLE SECRET IS--
[ Groaning ]
[ Groaning Continues ]
WHOEVER'S DIRECTING THIS IS A MASTER OF SUSPENSE!
[ Groaning Continues ]
HE'S BUSTEDS. LET'S GET HIMS OUTTA HERES.
[ Groaning Continues ]
WE NOW JOIN AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR SHOW ALREADY IN PROGRESS--
EVERYBODY LOVES HYPNO-TOAD!
[ Eyeballs Thrumming Loudly ]
THIS SHOW'S BEEN GOING DOWNHILL SINCE SEASON THREE.
LOOK WHO'S HERE, EVERYONE.
IT'S ZOIDBERG, THE LOVABLE TRAMP!
SINCE WHEN ARE YOU PERFORMING AT CHILDREN'S PARTIES?
PERFORMING? WHAT?
PLEASE. IF SOMEONE COULD SPARE ME MONEY TO BUY SHOES--
[ Clears Throat ]
THIS PARTY PUKES! YEAH!
THE GUESTS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE THREE HOURS AGO.
WELL, THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT NO ONE IS COMING...
OR THAT YOU TWO ARE TOTAL LOSERS.
WHO GAVE YOU THAT IDEA?
[ Doorbell Rings ] ALL RIGHT! THEY MUST'VE ALL COME AS A GROUP.
WELCOME, SWINGERS! PULL UP A GROOVE AND GET FABULOUS!
[ Giggling ]
EH, HUH?
GOOD DAY, FELLOWS. SOMEONE DUMPED THIS INVITATION IN MY BEGGING CUP.
HAPPY GROWTH-SCRAPING DAY TO ALL!
[ Groaning ]
FIRE 'EM ALL. MM-HMM. MM.
[ Gasps, Panting ] GUYS! GUYS!
SOMETHING'S HAPPENING ON TELEVISION AGAIN.
[ Grunts ]
OHHH!
WELCOME TO ENTERTAINMENT AND EARTH INVASION TONIGHT.
ACROSS THE GALAXY, MY PEOPLE ARE COMPLETING THE MIGHTY SPACE FLEET...
THAT WILL EXTERMINATE THE HUMAN RACE!
BUT FIRST, THIS NEWS FROM TINSELTOWN.
FOLLOWING ANTONIO CALCULON JR.'s BREAKDOWN ON THE SET,
THE POPULAR TV SHOW ALL MY CIRCUITS...
WILL HOLD AN OPEN CASTING CALL FOR CHILD ROBOTS TO REPLACE HIM.
AN OPEN CASTING CALL FOR CHILD ROBOTS!
TINNY TIM, ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?
- WHAT'S THAT, SIR? - THAT I, BENDER, AM PERFECT FOR THE ROLE!
YOU RAISED MY HOPES AND DASHED THEM QUITE EXPERTLY, SIR.
BRAVO!
[ Electricity Crackling ]
[ Murmuring ]
BENDER, YOUR SWARTHY LATIN CHARM WILL ONLY GET YOU SO FAR.
THERE'S A LOT OF FAMOUS CHILD ACTING UNITS HERE.
LOOK, THERE'S MACAULAY CULKON!
[ Beeping ]
HE'S JUST NOT CUTE SINCE HE GOT PUBERTY INSTALLED.
PSST! THERE'S THAT ROBOT CHILD ACTOR WHO GREW UP AND ROBBED THE CONVENIENCE STORE.
[ Leela ] AND THERE'S THAT ROBOT CHILD ACTOR WHO GREW UP AND BECAME A CONVENIENCE STORE.
[ Whirring ] LOTTERY TICKET, PLEASE.
[ Whirs, Beeps ]
WE'RE READY FOR THE FIRST AUDITION!
EMOTE-ATRON JR.?
HOLD ON, PRECIOUS. LET'S MAKE YOU LOOK NICE FOR THE LADY.
WHAT'S THIS? WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
NO MORE HANGING WIRES!
IN THIS SCENE, YOU'VE JUST FOUND OUT YOUR REAL FATHER...
IS CALCULON'S FOURTH EVIL IDENTICAL "SEPTUPLET"-- SLEAZY MARTINEZ.
OKAY, TAKE US THERE!
"NOW, THAT I KNOW THE TRUTH, FATHER,
I MUST RIDE SOUTH AND JOIN THE ROBO-BANDITOS AT VERACRUZ."
[ Bender ] BOO! BOO! THIS KID SUCKS! WE WANT BENDER! BOO!
WELL, I THOUGHT HE WAS GOOD, BUT THE AUDIENCE SEEMS TO HAVE TURNED ON HIM.
- BUT I DON'T THINK-- - NEXT!
"AT VERACRUZ. SO, IF YOU'LL KINDLY HAND ME MY PONCHO--"
[ Bender ] BOO! BRING ON BENDER! BOO! BENDER'S THE GREATEST!
SORRY, KID. YOU'RE FLAILING UP THERE.
OHHH! [ Beeping Quickly ]
NINETY ACTORS AND THEY ALL GOT BOOED.
I JUST WISH WE COULD GET THIS BENDER I KEEP HEARING ABOUT.
THEY SAY HE'S THE GREATEST.
WELL, THERE IS A ROBOT NAMED BENDER HERE, BUT HE'S MUCH TO OLD FOR--
SEND HIM IN FORTHWITH!
BOO! NOT AS GOOD AS BENDER! BOO!
MR. BENDER? DAH! OHHH!
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON TV BEFORE?
ONCE, WHEN I TOOK THOSE HOSTAGES.
I SAW THAT! YOU WERE GOOD. LET'S HEAR YOU AUDITION.
BANDITOS, EH? AH, THIS IS GREAT,
'CAUSE I HAPPEN TO HAVE A FLAWLESS SPANISH ACCENT.
[ Clears Throat ] "I WILL SAY ADEE-OOS, PAD-REE.
"COME, JESUS, MY FAITHFUL CHI-HOO-YOU-A.
TONIGHT, WE EAT GEE-OOH-WACKA-MOLE BY THE EL RIO."
THAT WAS SO TERRIBLE, I THINK YOU GAVE ME CANCER!
I DON'T CARE HOW POPULAR YOU ARE--
YOU WILL NEVER WORK ON MY SHOW!
[ Fry ] YEA! BENDER! WE DEMAND BENDER!
HOWEVER, YOU'VE GOT THE JOB.
WELCOME ABOARD, SON.
FATHER-O!
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BENDER, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET OUR DIRECTOR, WHOSE NAME I NEVER LEARNED.
YO. I READ THE SCRIPT...
AND I THINK IT WOULD HELP MY CHARACTER'S MOTIVATION IF HE WAS ON FIRE.
UH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE SCRIPT, BABY.
WE REWROTE YOUR PART TO BETTER SUIT YOUR ACTING ABILITIES.
SO NOW MY CHARACTER HAS A BRITISH ACCENT?
NO. NOW YOUR CHARACTER'S IN A COMA. GET IN BED AND DON'T MOVE.
[ Grumbling ]
AND... ACTION!
STUPID DUMB COMA. COULDA BEEN BRITISH.
ALAS, THAT MINE ONLY SON...
SHOULD SINK INTO AN IRREVERSIBLE, PERMANENT...
[ Gasps ] COMA.
PERMANENT? THAT'S COMPLETELY OUT OF CHARACTER FOR ANTONIO. I'M GETTING UP.
CURSE THE TRAGIC WILDEBEEST ACCIDENT THAT--
HEY, EVERYONE! ANTONIO HERE, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BENDER!
I GOT ANTS IN MY BUTT AND I NEEDS TO STRUT.
COME ON, BABY! DO AH DO!
DE DAT DIDDLY WHOOP BOOPITY BOO! COME ON!
DOO DO! BEE BOP BOO!
♪♪ [ Scatting Continues ] I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE TYPE OF THING I'M SEEING.
BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!
OOH! YEAH. COME ON, BABY. OOH! UNH! COME ON. YEAH.
CUT! THAT'S THE WORST COMA ACTING I'VE EVER SEEN!
WE'LL HAVE TO SHOOT IT AGAIN. NO! NO, NO, NO. I DON'T DO TWO TAKES.
- BUT THIS GUY WAS-- - AMATEURS LIKE YOU DO TWO TAKES.
I DO ONE TAKE!
PRINT IT! I'LL BE IN MY THREE-STORY TRAILER.
BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!
OOH! YEAH. COME ON, BABY. OOH! UNH! COME ON. YEAH.
NOW, THAT'S HOSPITAL DANCING.
PRETTY GOOD, EH, CALCY? GOOD?
I'VE SEEN BETTER ACTING FROM EXTRAS IN GODZILLA MOVIES!
[ Whistling ] I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER SHOOTING THIS SCENE.
WE DIDN'T. THAT'S SECURITY CAMERA FOOTAGE FROM YOUR DRESSING ROOM.
HE STOLE THE SCENE AND MY MONEY!
THAT'S IT! I DEMAND YOU FIRE THIS FELONIOUS HAM!
[ Alarm Klaxon ] THE NETWORK EXECUBOTS ARE COMING!
OH, DEAR GOD!
PRESENTING THE PRESIDENT OF THE NETWORK.
[ Modem Screeching ]
GREETINGS, GENTLEMEN. YOU ALREADY KNOW MY EXECUBOTS.
EXECUTIVE ALPHA, PROGRAMMED TO LIKE THINGS IT HAS SEEN BEFORE.
HEY, HEY, HEY.
EXECUTIVE BETA, PROGRAMMED TO ROLL DICE TO DETERMINE THE FALL SCHEDULE.
MORE REALITY SHOWS!
AND EXECUTIVE GAMMA, PROGRAMMED TO UNDERESTIMATE MIDDLE AMERICA.
IT'S FUNNY, BUT IS IT GOING TO GET THEM OFF THEIR TRACTORS?
NOW, WHO PUT THIS OBNOXIOUS DANCING ROBOT ON MY NETWORK?
- WE WERE ABOUT TO FIRE HIM, SIR. - SILENCE, HACK!
WE'VE BEEN MONITORING OUR NIELSEN FAMILIES CAREFULLY.
AND DURING THE 12 SECONDS BENDER WAS ON-SCREEN,
VIEWER EYEBALL FOCUS WAS UP 90%.
[ Dog Panting ]
BUT, SIR, CHILDREN WATCH THIS SHOW.
BENDER'S NO ROLE MODEL. HE'S A FILTH MONGER!
AT OUR NETWORK, WE LOVE FILTH-- FILTHY RICH, THAT IS--
BEING FILTHY RICH, THAT IS!
[ Laughing ]
[ Execubots Laughing ]
"BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS" COULD BE A CATCH PHRASE!
80% LIKELY! IT WILL PLAY IN PEORIA.
[ Beta ] GAME SHOWS ARE BACK.
WE NEED THIS EDGY, SWEEPS-READY ROBOT ON OUR NETWORK.
BENDER, CAN YOU CONTINUE TO DRINK, SMOKE AND STEAL THINGS ON TV?
YES, I CAN.
♪♪ [ Punk ] ♪ WE'RE GONNA HAVE A TV PARTY TONIGHT ♪
♪ ALL RIGHT ♪
♪ WE'RE GONNA HAVE A TV PARTY ALL RIGHT ♪
♪ TONIGHT ♪
♪ WE'VE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO ♪
♪ THAN WATCH TV AND HAVE A COUPLE OF BREWS ♪
YEAH! SHOOT THINGS!
♪ ALL MY FRIENDS ARE GONNA HANG OUT HERE TONIGHT ♪
♪ ALL RIGHT ♪
♪ WE'LL PASS OUT ON THE COUCH ALL RIGHT ♪
♪ TONIGHT ♪♪ [ Laughing Hysterically ]
YO, CHECK OUT WHAT I JACKED FROM MY DAD.
A CIGAR! RIPPING.
LOOK. I'M BENDER!
[ Gags, Vomits ] [ Thump ]
RAS H. TAFARI! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
THE RUFFIANS SMOKED ONE OF YOUR CIGARS.
THAT'S NOT A CIGAR... UH, AND IT'S NOT MINE.
HEY, DAD, BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!
WHAT? SUCH AN ACT WOULD BE MOST UNCOMFORTABLE FOR BOTH OF US.
WHERE DID YOU LEARN SUCH LANGUAGE?
FROM BENDER, MY GOOD JERK-WAD.
BENDER, EH? THAT GUY'S REALLY STARTING TO TWIST MY DREADS.
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. GET READY FOR THIS PART!
QUIET, ROBOT! BENDER'S ON TV.
OH, CALCULON, IT'S SO GOOD TO GET AWAY FROM THE CITY...
AND THAT BEASTLY YET INTRIGUING BENDER.
[ Gasps ]
WHOO! AND TRY THIS, KIDS AT HOME!
IS TELEVISION SENSATION BENDER A BAD ROLE MODEL FOR EARTH'S CHILDREN?
[ Gasps ] THAT'S CRAZY!
A NEW PROTEST GROUP, FATHERS AGAINST RUDE TELEVISION, SAYS, "HELL, YES!"
[ Huffs ] WHAT KIND OF BOZOS WOULD START A BENDER PROTEST GROUP?
GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!
- HERMES AND I HAVE STARTED A BENDER PROTEST GROUP. - THAT WAS UNCANNY.
FATHERS AGAINST RUDE TELEVISION...
DON'T WANT OUR KIDS WATCHING BENDER'S HIGH-DEFINITION FILTH.
AND FOR WHAT, SOME KIND OF CHEAP LAUGH?
THAT'S NOT WHAT F.A.R.T. IS ALL ABOUT.
NO, SIR. NOT US FARTERS!
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! YOU CAN'T CENSOR ME JUST 'CAUSE I'M AN OBSCENELY BAD ROLE MODEL.
AS UNCLEAN AS IT MAKES ME FEEL, I AGREE WITH BENDER.
KIDS DON'T TURN ROTTEN JUST FROM WATCHING TV.
YEAH. GIVE A LITTLE CREDIT TO OUR PUBLIC SCHOOLS.
[ Groans ] OUR DADS ARE ALL PUMPED UP ON DORK-OSTERONE.
WE'RE JUST TRYING TO BE COOL LIKE BENDER.
YEAH. AND IT'S NOT EVEN WORKING. SMOKING AND DRINKING MAKE US BARF.
GENTLE JERK-WADS, I KNOW HOW TO EMULATE BENDER WITHOUT BARFING. WE COULD COMMIT A BURGLARY!
HEY! YEAH! BENDER LOVES TO BURGLE!
HOLD UP, THOUGH. WHO COULD WE ROB?
WE DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYONE WITH COOL STUFF.
DUH! WE KNOW SOMEONE WHO RUNS ON PURE COOL FUEL.
- BENDER! - WHOA!
WE'LL ROB BENDER! [ Sinister Laughter ]
TV GAVE US THE IDEA!
[ Bender ] YOU'RE WATCHING FUTURAMA,
THE SHOW THAT DOES NOT ADVOCATE THE COOL CRIME OF ROBBERY.
[ Crutch Squeaking ]
OKAY. IT'S CRIME TIME.
HEY, BENDER.
[ Grunting ]
- [ Telephone Ringing ] - HEY, BENDER.
♪ BUST IT ♪ ♪♪ [ Hip-hop ]
♪ YEAH, YEAH, Y-Y-YEAH ♪
♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪
[ Retching ] MMM!
♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ OKAY, SMARTY, GO TO A PARTY ♪
♪ GIRLS ARE SCANTILY CLAD AND SHOWIN' BODY ♪
♪ A CHICK WALKS BY-- ♪ [ Record Needle Scratches ]
WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?
OH. NOW I'M REALLY OUTRAGED.
WHERE DID YOU REQUISITION THIS PARTY?
AND, ZOIDBERG, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I'M NETWORKING. LET ME GIVE YOU MY CARD.
RELAX, DAD. WE JUST INVITED A FEW FRIENDS OVER.
HMM. THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR STORY,
BUT I CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT.
[ Gasps ] OF COURSE! YOU DON'T HAVE FRIENDS!
YEAH! WHY DO THESE POPULAR KIDS CONSIDER YOU COOL ALL OF A SUDDEN?
UM, WE'RE JUST COOL IS ALL.
BALDERDASH! I'LL BE THE JUDGE OF WHO'S COOL USING THE COOLOMETER.
[ Beeping ]
[ Beeping Continues ]
[ Beeping Rapidly ]
[ Deep Voice ] OH, YEAH!
GOOD LORD! I'M GETTING A READING OF OVER 40 MEGA-FONZIES!
EVERYBODY OUT! [ Children Groaning ]
[ Grumbling ]
SO, DO YOU GUYS KNOW ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE GOING ON?
BECAUSE I'M TOTALLY STILL READY TO PARTY.
THERE'S ENOUGH COOL STUFF HERE TO FURNISH A HAPPENING PAD.
- WHERE DID IT ALL COME FROM? - DON'T TELL, COMRADES.
ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL.
[ Whimpers ] WE STOLE IT!
OH, CRUMB!
[ Yawning ] WHAT? WHAT'S GOING ON?
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT! OUR BOYS HAVE TAKEN UP STEALING--
ONE OF THE WORST AND COOLEST OF CRIMES!
AND ALL FROM WATCHING YOU ON TV, YA COOL JERK!
HEY. LAY OFF ME!
TV WOULD STINK IF EVERYONE ON IT WAS A POSITIVE ROLE MODEL.
BENDER IS ABOUT ENTERTAINMENT, BABY.
YOU CAN'T HOLD ME RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT KIDS DO WHEN--
HEY! THIS IS MY STUFF THEY STOLE!
THAT'S THE LAST STRAW! BENDER SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED ON TELEVISION!
[ Cheering ]
BENDER MUST BE STOPPED!
I'VE GONE TOO FAR! WHO DOES THAT GUY THINK I AM!
[ Cheering ]
COME ON! WE'RE GONNA MARCH ALL THE WAY TO HOLLYWOOD...
AND MAKE THEM STOP FORCING THEIR FILTHY ME DOWN OUR THROATS!
[ Shouting Affirmations ]
[ Affirmations Continue ]
[ Chanting ] DOWN WITH BENDER! DOWN WITH BENDER!
THIS MOB'S WITH ME. GO AHEAD.
[ Chanting ] DOWN WITH BENDER!
DOWN WITH BENDER!
DOWN WITH--
[ Buzzer ]
BENDER! DOWN WITH BENDER!
AS A DOCTOR AND CAPTAIN OF THIS HOSPITAL SHIP,
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE WITH SIX MONTHS TO LIVE.
LISTEN UP, HOLLYWOOD! WE'RE AN EXCITING NEW MOB!
YEAH! YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!
- GREAT SHATNER'S GHOST! - WE DEMAND THAT ALL TVs BE EQUIPPED WITH A B-CHIP...
THAT BLOCKS BENDER FROM APPEARING ON THE SCREEN!
BOO-YA! [ Commotion ]
♪♪ [ Start-up Tone ] I'M AFRAID THE ANSWER IS A GRITTY, IN-YOUR-FACE NO.
- THEN I QUIT! - THEN YOU DON'T QUIT.
I THINK YOU'LL BE FINISHING THE SCENE NOW, MR. BENDER.
AND DON'T SKIMP ON THE NASTY.
THERE'LL BE NO FURTHER NASTY.
WE STILL HAVE THE OPTION OF RESORTING TO VIOLENCE!
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT'LL WORK?
I SAW IT ON TV IN THAT EPISODE WHERE BENDER SHOT CALCULON. HOW COOL WAS THAT?
OOH! YEAH! COME ON! [ Jabbers ] QUIT THE SHOW!
- DO THE SCENE. - I'M A COLD-BLOODED PUNK!
I ONCE PUT A LAUGH TRACK ON A SITCOM THAT HAD NO JOKES IN IT.
HEY! LOOK! THE PROP GUY HAS A LAMP!
REALLY? WHAAA---
- AHA! - [ Gasps ] I WAS USING THAT!
LISTEN UP, 'CAUSE I'VE GOT A CLIMACTIC SPEECH.
YOU! CAMERAMAN! KEEP THE CAMERA ROLLING.
YOU! DIRECTOR! GIVE ME MY MOTIVATION!
- YOU'RE ANGRY. - PERFECT!
VIEWERS OF THE WORLD, DO SMOKING AND DRINKING ON TV REALLY MAKE ME COOL?
OF COURSE THEY DO!
HOW ABOUT COMMITTING CRIMES AND VIOLENCE?
AGAIN, THE ANSWER IS YES.
BUT DO WE REALLY WANT OUR KIDS EXPOSED TO THAT KIND OF TRASH ON TV?
I SAY, ABSOLUTELY NOT!
- HOO! - [ Clears Throat ]
UH, ON THE OTHER HAND,
MOST, PERHAPS ALL, OF THE BLAME,
RESTS WITH THE PARENTS.
THAT'S RIGHT! YOU! [ Whimpering ]
AND SO I ASK YOU THIS ONE QUESTION:
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED SIMPLY TURNING OFF THE TV,
SITTING DOWN WITH YOUR CHILDREN AND HITTING THEM?
- WE'RE JUST SO BUSY. - WELL, MAKE TIME!
- AND CUT! - GOOD ENOUGH.
SPLICE IN SOME REACTION SHOTS OF ME AND SHOVE IT ON THE AIR.
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED SIMPLY TURNING OFF THE TV,
SITTING DOWN WITH YOUR CHILDREN AND HITTING THEM?
WELL, I'D SAY WE ALL LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON ABOUT TV THERE.
- WHAT WAS IT? - THAT WE SHOULD ALL TAKE TV A LITTLE LESS SERIOUSLY.
AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, TURN IT OFF ONCE IN A WHILE.
HEAR, HEAR! YEAH. YOU'RE DARN RIGHT!
SO SHOULD WE TURN IT OFF NOW?
UH, WELL, UH, THAT DEPENDS WHAT'S ON.
[ TV Channels Changing ] NOTHING GOOD.
AW, LET'S JUST KEEP WATCHING.
[ Eyeballs Thrumming Loudly ]
♪ TV PARTY TONIGHT ♪ [ Farnsworth ] WHAA--
[ Bender ] ♪ TV PARTY TONIGHT ♪ OOH!
[ Fry ] ♪ WE'VE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO ♪
[ Leela ] ♪ THAN WATCH TV AND HAVE A COUPLE OF BREWS ♪
[ Zoidberg ] ♪ DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE ♪
[ Fry ] ♪ WE DON'T WANNA KNOW ♪
[ Farnsworth ] ♪ WE'RE DEDICATED, YES ♪
[ Hermes ] ♪ TO OUR FAVORITE SHOWS ♪
[ Dwight ] ALL MY CIRCUITS! EVERYBODY LOVES HYPNO-TOAD!
[ Tinny Tim ] SCARY DOOR! BLERNSDAY NIGHT BLERNSBALL!
[ Bender ] FUTURAMA!
[ Hypno-Toad Eyeballs Thrumming Loudly ]
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