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- Space pirates!
- Space pirates?
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You know, pirates, but in space.
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Avast, mateys.
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Electronically transfer
your space doubloons...
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...afore I send thee
to Davey Jarg's locker!
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Hey! Keep it down, you kids!
I'm trying to take a nap!
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Come on. Come on.
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Make Bender take a nap in a tube.
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Come back when I've had
some sleep, baby.
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Fry to battle stations.
Fire torpedo three.
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Firing torpedo number three.
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That's not torpedo three!
Not at all!
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Damn you, Fry and Lee... la!
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Too late I realize that me children
are me only real treasures.
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Help! Mechanical man overboard!
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Go after him, Leela.
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We were going full speed
when we fired him...
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...so he's going faster than that.
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We can't catch him even if we
rub the engine with cheetah blood?
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I don't know how to say this...
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...but Bender is doomed to drift
through space. Forever.
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He always wanted to drift forever...
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...but through the American Southwest.
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I'm going too fast.
I've gotta lose momentum.
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I'm gonna spend eternity alone
with barely any swag.
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Hey universe, check out the dude
with the Rolex.
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Wow, ostentatious. Except what good
is a candelabra without...?
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Wait, I know.
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Ah, the pity.
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Fated to drift forever through
the void as gravity's plaything.
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Oh, cruel fate, to be thusly boned.
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Ask not for whom the bone bones.
It bones for thee.
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The only thing that keeps me sane...
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...is the thought that I have all
eternity in which to perfect my art.
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Damn you!
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Now, when I'm found in a million years,
people will know what the score was.
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Hey, what's bombarding me?
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Oh, no, an asteroid field.
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If even a pea-sized asteroid goes
through my skull...
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...it could hurt slightly.
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Well, that was fun.
Now for eons of loneliness.
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Fellow Shrimpkins, behold him
that hath taken us onto his breast.
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Holy frijoles.
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All bow before the great Metal Lord.
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Worshipers? This ought to liven up
my endless tragic voyage.
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- All hail the Metal Lord.
- So hailed.
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Those peewees think I'm God, huh?
Hard to blame them.
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- I am the Metal Lord. Who are you?
- I am called Malachi.
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It means
"He who really loves the Metal Lord."
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Listen here, time for a religious
donation. Hand over your wallet!
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But we are a poor and simple folk.
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Poor? Oh, crap!
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Pity me not, for I am richened
by the love of my family.
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- What art thou doing, Malachi Jr.?
- I'm practicing to hug Daddy.
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Gag unto me with a spoon.
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It's time I laid down
a few commandments.
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You got a chisel?
Take this down. Number one...
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Behold, the one commandment:
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Make it a double!
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- Can you find him, professor?
- The Smell-a-Scope isn't strong enough.
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Bender's odor is so mild, it's
being overpowered by local sources.
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Hooray!
People are paying attention to me.
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Fry, we brought someone
to cheer you up.
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His name is Helper. He is eager
to be your new best friend.
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Hello, chum. Miss your buddy?
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- Have a pudding pop.
- No, l...
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- Want to go to an amusement park?
- Well, okay.
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- Have fun. Hey, I heard Bender's back.
- What? Really?
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No. I just thought you would
enjoy that for a moment.
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Microbrewed. My guys did all right.
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I think I'll make my countenance
to shine down upon them.
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Good work. There's no slowing down
with the Metal Lord tonight.
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- Yes, tonight is kind of special.
- Did you rip off your arm as a joke?
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Nay. Like most of your followers, I
was maimed building the great brewery.
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Others died from the fumes
it spewed forth.
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And, of course, the liquor industry
attracted organized crime.
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It's all my fault.
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Malachi, tell thy people that
the Lord is moved by their plight.
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- Malachi Jr.! No!
- Daddy, I can't hold much longer.
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- My arms are tired from hugging.
- Save him. Save my son, Metal Lord.
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This looks like a job for God.
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What the...? Malachi, what manner
of deal is this with the chanting?
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They saw you save my son. Now
everyone prays for their own miracles.
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Very well. What do they want?
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The people of that village
pray for wealth.
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That was a practice miracle.
Who's next?
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They pray for sunlight...
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...so their barley might make
a more refreshing beer.
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Very well. Let there be light.
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- Yippee!
- Hooray!
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I got it. I got it.
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When you're writing the Bible, you
might want to omit that last miracle.
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He decided not to let go.
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I can't believe you're gone.
I won't!
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If I can't reach you physically,
I'll try something crazy.
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That's my story,
Father Changstein el Gamahl.
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- Can religion help me find my friend?
- We could join together in prayer.
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- But is there anything useful we can do?
- No.
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Sure, I hold séance, channel
your friend. No problem. Insert coin.
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I am your friend, Bonder.
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- Bonder? Is it really you?
- Yes. I am fine. Give the gypsy $ 1 0.
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Wait, Bender's name isn't Bonder,
it's Bender. You're a fraud.
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- You want false hope or not?
- Only if there's no real hope.
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There is perhaps one way. Have you
heard of the Monks of the Shubah?
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- I've not heard of them.
- They are an ancient order...
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...that believes God exists
in the depths of space.
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They have built
a powerful radio telescope...
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...high in the Himalayas
to search for him.
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- They'd let me use it to find Bender?
- What am I, psychic?
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I mean, yes.
I'm sure they will. Yes.
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Oh, Metal Lord, hear my prayer!
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Yes, Malachi. What is it this time?
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The infidels on your back
no longer believe in you.
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They say their prayers go unheeded.
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How am I supposed to hear prayers
coming out of my ass?
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They talk of war against the faithful.
I beseech thee, rise up against them.
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Smite someone
who deserves it for once.
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Every time I interfere,
I only make things worse.
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- It's best to solve your own problems.
- But Metal Lord...
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What part of nay
doesn't thou understand?
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I'm outfitting an expedition
to the Himalayas. I'll need a coat.
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I miss Bender almost half as much
as you do, but it's hopeless.
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You can't give up hope just
because it's hopeless.
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You gotta hope even more
and cover your ears and go:
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- I'd also like a pack mule!
- At once, sir!
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Well, you won't listen to reason...
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...so I'll listen to idiotic-ness
and come too.
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But we'll need a Sherpa to guide us.
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Now that's one Bible
that doesn't disappoint.
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Looks like society's running pretty
well without my meddling in...
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Atomic bombs? Those unbelievers from
my backside found my nuclear pile.
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Fear not, Lord.
We shall be with you soon.
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This is the maximum level
of being with me!
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We will solve our own problems.
It is time to convert the unbelievers.
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- Convert them?
- To radioactive vapor!
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Look, Daddy, I'm hugging God.
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Maybe if I hug him real hard,
he'll save us from...
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No!
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Oh, it tickles.
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Hello? Is anyone still alive?
How about in the porno theater?
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Don't be embarrassed.
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They're dead. All dead.
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Who would have known playing God
could have such terrible consequences?
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If I die of exhaustion, make sure my
body freezes in a dignified position.
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None of that
"huddled for warmth" crap.
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Behold! The monastery of the Shubah.
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I must leave.
I am not holy enough to enter.
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Okay.
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Looks rickety. We'd better test it.
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Welcome to our monastery.
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Please stand to one side
to let faster pilgrims by.
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Hey! That galaxy's signaling in binary.
I've gotta signal back!
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But I only know enough binary to ask
for the bathroom. Speak English?
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I do now.
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What are you, a galactic computer?
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Possible. I am user-friendly,
my good chum.
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- Who built you?
- I have always been.
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Oh, my God! Are you God?
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Possible. I do feel compassion
for all living things, my good chum.
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But why would God think in binary?
Unless you're not God...
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...but the remains of a computerized
space probe that collided with God!
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That seems probable.
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A member of our brotherhood sits
at the controls constantly...
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...scanning the heavens for God.
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There he is! No. No, wait. No.
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- How long have you been at it?
- 700 years.
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We've not yet examined
one ten-millionth of the sky.
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We will find the Almighty,
even if it takes to the end of time.
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- And then what?
- Then we utter unto him a short prayer.
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See, the telescope is also
an amplifying transmitter.
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- Like a giant karaoke machine?
- Not really.
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- Want to see our giant karaoke machine?
- Not really.
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Finding God, that's important...
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...but it might be a treat if you let
me use the telescope to find my friend.
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I don't know what to say,
other than absolutely not!
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- Your loss is tragic, but our work...
- You can look for God forever.
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I'm just asking for one lifetime
to find my friend!
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He speaks out of love for his friend.
Perhaps that love is God.
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How convenient. A theory about God
that doesn't require a telescope.
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Get back to work!
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That telescope is as much mine
as anybody's!
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I'll use it with or without
permission!
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Your order may be famous for martial
arts, but I can clobber any holy man.
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Actually, we only practice
martial arts as meditation.
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We are strictly nonviolent.
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Then get in the laundry room,
or I'll kick your butts!
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Oh, this is the worst crazy sect
I've ever been in.
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Do you know what I'll do
before I do it?
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- Yes.
- What if I do something different?
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- Then I don't know that.
- Cool, cool.
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- A lot of people pray to you, huh?
- Yes, but so many ask so much...
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...after a while, you just
tune it out.
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You know, I was God once.
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Yes, I saw. You were doing well
until everyone died.
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It was awful. I tried helping them.
I tried not helping them.
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In the end, I couldn't do any good.
Do you think what I did was wrong?
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Right and wrong are words.
What matters is what you do.
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Yeah, I know. That's why I asked
if what I did... Oh, forget it.
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Bender, being God isn't easy.
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Do too much, people get dependent.
If you do nothing, they lose hope.
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You must use a light touch,
like a safecracker or a pickpocket.
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Or a guy who burns a bar
for insurance money!
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Yes, if you make it look like
an electrical thing.
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When you do things right, people won't
be sure you've done anything at all.
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Does that mean you wouldn't send me
to Earth, even if I prayed?
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Earth? Which way is that?
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I don't know.
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Bender? Bender?
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Let us out! We cooked our shoes
in the dryer and ate them.
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Now we're bored!
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- Has anyone out there seen Bender?
- No! Quit asking!
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It's been three days. Even if you stay
the rest of your life...
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...there is virtually no chance
of finding him. It's time to give up.
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You're right.
I'm never gonna see him again.
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I know he was evil,
and on more than one occasion...
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...he actually stole my blood.
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But still, I wish I had Bender back.
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I wish I had Bender back!
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Huh?
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- What? You say something?
- No. No.
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Well, so long.
Remember what we talked about.
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Hot! Hot! Hot!
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Bender! It's a miracle!
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This is, by a wide margin,
the least likely thing ever to happen.
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You'll never believe what happened!
First, I was God. Then I met God!
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- We locked up some monks!
- Oh, no!
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We forgot to let them
out of the laundry room!
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Do we have to? They're monks.
Their God will let them out...
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...or give them more shoes to eat.
- Fat chance!
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You can't count on God for jack!
He pretty much told me so!
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Now come on! If we don't
save those monks, no one will!
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When you do things right, people won't
be sure you've done anything at all.
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