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Future Shock
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Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports
www.admitme.app
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Good thing I noticed that.
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Planet Express stockholders.
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I present our chief executive officer,
Professor Hubert Farnsworth.
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- There he is!
- Take it off!
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- Where am I?
- Move forward! Walk into the light!
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Oh, God! I'm dead! Well, no matter.
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Thank you all for coming.
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I don't recognize any of you,
nor can I recall why I am here.
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Without further ado...
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...a film highlighting Planet
Express, Inc.'s latest fiscal year.
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Planet Express is on the move!
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For this hip, young delivery company,
tomorrow is today...
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... and today is yesterday!
You heard me.
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It was a year of soaring profits
and significant one-time losses.
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Watching myself work makes me hungry.
Help me find food.
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I'll not only find it,
I'll help you do more to it.
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A Bot-Mitzvah!
Shalom, hunger. Shalom, free food.
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No shellfish!
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- That is so unfair.
- Tell me about it.
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So you guys don't believe
in Robot-Jesus?
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He was built and was well-programmed,
but he wasn't our messiah.
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And so, our company flames onwards.
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Planet Express: limitless potential,
boundless horizons!
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The unstoppable juggernaut
of the corporate universe!
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It's been a terrible year. The company
is on the verge of bankruptcy.
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- But the movie...
- A substantial loss for the company.
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The blue pie slice represents
the money we earned.
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The green slice represents
an $8 bank error in our favor.
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What about our thousands
of shares of stock?
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- Worthless.
- I'll kill you!
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I own one share of Planet kajiggers,
so I'm entitled to some answers.
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Question: Why does no one
visit me in my home?
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Your apartment smells
like Polygrip and cat pee!
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This is perfect for me!
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Do you have to have been
cryogenically frozen to get the free...?
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You didn't let me finish!
I was going to say "free food"!
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- My name's Joe and I'm a defrostee.
- Hello, Joe!
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When I was frozen,
carrots ruled the earth.
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But now they don't.
It takes some getting used to.
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In the 1 980s,
I was the toast of Wall Street.
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I had whiskey with Boesky,
cookies with Milken.
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But then, I was diagnosed
with terminal bone-itis.
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Bone-itis? That's a funny name
for a horrible disease.
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There was no cure.
One drug company was close...
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...but I arranged a hostile takeover
and sold its assets. Made 1 00 mil.
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I froze myself until a cure was found.
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And now here I am, ready to sleaze
my way back to the top, '80s style!
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As a caveman frozen in a glacier,
I face many challenges.
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The hardest thing was seeing my wife
on display in the British Museum.
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I'm from your time.
Remember that song, "Safety Dance"?
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Sure do.
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That dance wasn't that safe.
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I tell you, two go-go '80s Reaganauts
like us could rule this world!
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- Right.
- lf only someone would give us a shot.
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They're scared of us. But if you want
a job, I could beg my company.
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Awesome. Awesome to the max!
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And finally, the post office meter
is for business mail only.
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Come on! I've got a lot
of ransom notes to send!
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Enough talk! Time for action!
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I move that everyone comes over...
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...to snuggle my cat!
- Second.
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- I move your cat stinks and is ugly!
- Second.
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I move that we vote on a new CEO
and oust this old creep!
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- And my cat smells good and is pretty.
- Second.
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- Very well. I nominate the Professor!
- Second!
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- I'm your man!
- I vote my shares for the Professor.
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- The Professor!
- Me!
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I nominate that guy.
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Because he knows about business
and stuff and has a tie.
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Shares still count
if they were washed, right?
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If I know anything
about which number is bigger...
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Hold on! Scruffy votes his 40,000
shares for the stranger.
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You have four times as much stock
as the rest of us?
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Scruffy believes in this company.
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It's a tie. In the event of a tie, the
Professor, as current CEO, remains...
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I demand the floor! I may only have
one share, but I get to vote too!
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And I'm voting against the cat-hater!
Isn't that right, kitty?
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Hey! You ate my change!
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It's settled. The new chief executive
officer of Planet Express is...
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..."That Guy"!
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Please welcome our new
chief executive officer, That Guy!
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There are two kinds of people:
sheep and sharks.
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Anyone who's a sheep is fired.
Who's a sheep?
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Excuse me,
which one do people like to hug?
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Gutsy question. You're a shark.
Sharks don't look back...
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...because they don't have necks.
Necks are for sheep.
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I'm proud to shepherd this herd
of sharks...
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...and I am gonna lead you to the top
in this industry of...
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- Package delivery.
- Package delivery?! Oh, God!
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Fantastic! The first order of business,
blame everything on the guy before me.
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- Professor?
- I'll ruin you like I did this company!
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Terrific. Question number one:
What was your overall business plan?
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Business plan? Yes.
I keep it here, right next to my heart.
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This is no business plan,
it's an escape plan.
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So long, suckers!
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Fry, as a fellow '80s dollar jockey,
I'm making you my new vice chairman.
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I'm rolling up the corporate ramp!
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- It's the end!
- We're ruined!
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What fevered dream is this that bids
to tear this company in twain?
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Thank you. Come again.
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That's what I call a hostile makeover.
Hair gel?
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No, thanks. I make my own.
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We'll shoot straight to the top
and stay there, like Cindy Lauper!
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I ask you, who is the number one
delivery service on earth?
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- Is it Planet Express, master?
- Is this guy a shark or what?
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Seriously, we stink.
Here's the big enchirito.
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Mom's Friendly Delivery Company.
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We can't compete! Her company is big
and evil. We're small and neutral.
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Switzerland is small and neutral. We're
Germany, ambitious and misunderstood.
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Everyone wants to be like Germany.
Do we have the strength of will?
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I say we do! Will we let ourselves
get beaten by an old lady?
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Yes, my liege.
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No! I speak for the entire board
when I issue this challenge to Mom!
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Look at my butt!
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You call that a pressed ham?
Walt, hit the retaliate button!
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- Let's see...
- Any button! They all retaliate!
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Yeah! Hit him, hit him, hit him!
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This is the high life!
Watching apes kill each other.
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In my day, we had coke parties,
but the principle's the same.
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Get your stinking trike off me,
you damn, dirty ape!
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Now that you're my protégé...
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...it's time I cut you in on the secret
to success. Any guesses?
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- Work really hard?
- No.
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- Oh, thank God!
- It's all about appearances.
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It's time to update
our company's image...
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...and give it the sleek,
dazzling veneer of the 1 980s!
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This company's on the fast track
to the It List. Kudos!
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We haven't made one delivery
since you two took over.
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Delivery has nothing to do
with our business.
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Image, people!
Scope out this new ad!
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We are all one. One mind.
One purpose. One act.
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Our enemy shall be eaten
by scorpions.
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And we shall bow down
and worship to ourselves.
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We shall prevail!
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Hey, we were watching that!
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Terrible!
People won't know what we do.
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I don't know what we do. Just kidding.
What are we, a bus or something?
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- Did you approve that awful ad, Fry?
- I did...
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...and I'll tell you why.
It grows the brand.
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Oh, Lord.
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This company's circling the drain!
I'd sell my stock for a sandwich.
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Sold!
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A complete sandwich!
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You got fleeced. I would have settled
for a hard roll with ketchup inside.
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What is this moose drip?
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"The New Delivery Kings"? I'm sick
of hearing about those turtle squirts!
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- But they're kings, Mommy.
- Jam a bastard in it, you crap!
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Our private dining room. This is where
we serve our most successful chumps.
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Tonight, that's us.
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- What's overpriced?
- Everything.
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- Bring me that.
- Me too. And a glass of water.
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Okay, let's work on your execu-speak.
I'm worried about "blank."
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Don't worry.
Let me worry about "blank."
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Good. I also would have accepted:
"Blank? Blank!
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You're not looking
at the big picture!"
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What a pleasant surprise.
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Shut up, booger-blaster!
It's time we all talk.
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I'll handle this, Fry. You get back
to the farm, shift some paradigms.
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I'm on it. But if you need me,
you know where I'll be.
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Call me a booger-blaster!
I'll blast a booger...
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- We're worried about Planet Express.
- Don't. Let me worry about "blank."
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That Guy is a con man, and you've
been hypnotized by his bologna!
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- You've changed, Fry.
- What? I haven't changed.
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- Suz, have I changed?
- No, Mr. Fry.
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Thanks, doll.
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I don't care. That Guy's turning
this place into some kind of business.
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This isn't a business!
I thought of it...
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...as a source of cheap labor.
Like a family.
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Right. We're not a traditional family
like the Murphys...
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...or the lesbian coven, but we're
a family. That Guy understands that.
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Everyone's fired,
and we're out of business.
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I'm selling Planet Express to Mom.
She'll gut the company, eliminate us.
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Don 't let the door hit you
on the way out.
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I don 't want ass prints
on my new door!
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Ms. Johnson, please bring in
some more chair fuel.
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I had no idea the company would be
sold! I was just an innocent suck-up!
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Leave us alone
and let us clear out our lockers.
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It's so sad!
Where will I go? What will I do?
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You have Mrs. Darlinghaven's cotillion
at 7, ma'am.
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That'll be fun.
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Ms. Johnson, you've never lied to me.
Am I a good person?
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I don 't know.
I'm a program in the intercom.
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I've got to redeem myself!
Somehow, sometime...
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...for some reason,
I'll block this takeover!
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Mr. Fry, your 2:00 magician is here.
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I have more important things to do
today than laugh and clap my hands.
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Reschedule.
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- Sell 1 00 soylent beans!
- Buy 3000 corn bellies!
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- Two hundred cans of Whoop-Ass!
- Three bags of trash!
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Attention. The takeover of PlanEx
by Mom's Delivery Company...
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...will take place in 1 0 minutes.
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I am Jorell, master of scheduling!
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Okay. We've got the hot tub hot, the
wine coolers cool. It's Hammer time!
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You suck!
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By regulation, both companies
must approve the takeover.
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Planet Express shareholders,
please vote.
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Great Bonda of Uganda!
We can vote against it!
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I'll vote it down like a raise
for school teachers!
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The shares I bought from Dr. Zoidberg
gave me majority control.
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Zoidberg owned 51% of the company?
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The shares were worthless!
He asked for toilet paper!
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And now if MomCorp shareholders
will cast their ballots.
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The ballot was confusing!
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- How about a hand re-count?
- Okay.
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The takeover of Planet Express
is approved!
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- This stinks!
- Madame is outraged!
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Security! I want that bunch
of rowdies out of here!
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Wait a minute! Hold on!
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MomCorp will purchase all shares
of Planet Express...
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...at the current market price,
which is...
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One hundred seven!
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- And also it hurt my feelings!
- What are you solids griping about?
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Your shares are worth $ 1 07 apiece.
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I'm a millionaire! Suddenly I have an
opinion about the capital gains tax!
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- I'm even richer!
- I have no shares!
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Wait! My sandwich! Has it also
appreciated in value? Please!
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- You didn't refrigerate it, spineless!
- You had to drag spines into this!
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As vice chairman,
I'd like to say a few words.
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A time comes for every man
that deserts his friends...
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... when he goes back how it was.
For me, that time is now.
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So I ask you, as a friend,
stop this deal.
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I'm an '80s guy.
Friendship means for $2...
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...I beat you till you got detached
retinas. The deal will go ahead as...
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My bones!
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Oh, my God! His bone-itis!
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I was so busy being an '80s guy,
I forgot to cure it!
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My only regret is...
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...that I have...
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...bone-itis!
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He's dead!
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Feed him to the jackals!
Go on with the sale!
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I don't think so! As vice chairman,
I gain voting control of his shares.
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- Don't be a fool!
- I'll be whatever I want to do!
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That Guy was the greatest
businessman ever.
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Before his death,
he taught me everything he knew.
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But some things I had to learn myself.
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I learned money is fine,
but what counts is people.
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You can't put a price on that.
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So I'm giving control of the company
to a man of experience...
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...Professor Hubert Farnsworth!
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What? I'm awake! I'm awake!
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Stop doing the right thing, jerk!
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- Let Mom buy it! We want to be rich!
- Two out of three doesn't cut it.
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You'd rather be rich
than work together?
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Hell, yeah!
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This company was the only place
I ever really felt at home.
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If being millionaires is more
important than friendship...
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...then I'll sell Planet Express,
for you.
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Millionaires nothing! The stock's
only worth three kajiggers!
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Come on!
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It's worth less now
than when it was worthless!
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It is? We're poor no matter
what I do! The deal is off!
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Once again, the conservative
sandwich-heavy portfolio...
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...pays off for the hungry investor!
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Oh, I'm ruined!
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Why? Why?
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So we're not millionaires.
But we still get to work together.
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Shut your fat mouth!
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See you guys Monday!
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