1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app 2 00:00:36,096 --> 00:00:38,912 Collapsed twice in one day 3 00:00:39,936 --> 00:00:41,216 Except 4 00:00:41,472 --> 00:00:44,288 I'm more interested in that new pizza parlor across the street 5 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:47,360 Is a pizza delivery boy 6 00:00:47,616 --> 00:00:48,896 Here's your pizza I'd say 7 00:00:49,152 --> 00:00:52,224 I didn't order any they say and then I'd be off to my next adventure 8 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:53,504 Pet store Easton 9 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:54,528 Binoculars 10 00:01:02,208 --> 00:01:04,256 I think the owner is from sickness 5 11 00:01:11,424 --> 00:01:14,240 Suicide is never going to make any progress until we all learn to 12 00:01:14,496 --> 00:01:15,520 Pretend to like each other 13 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:18,848 Let's go over there and make these hideous strangers feel welcome 14 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:19,872 No 15 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:22,688 You sure 16 00:01:22,944 --> 00:01:24,480 Guidebooks is human legs bent 17 00:01:31,648 --> 00:01:33,440 Customers 18 00:01:39,328 --> 00:01:42,144 I've been too nice for you 19 00:01:51,616 --> 00:01:52,384 Asbestos 20 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:54,176 We got 21 00:01:55,968 --> 00:01:56,992 Do you have any food 22 00:01:57,248 --> 00:01:59,552 Pizza 23 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:11,584 Offend 24 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,120 What this tastes like vomit 25 00:02:14,144 --> 00:02:16,704 No actually I didn't mean to offend a little 26 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:17,728 This is awful 27 00:02:46,144 --> 00:02:49,472 How do you still work at a pizzeria in as soon as I stop hallucinating 28 00:02:49,728 --> 00:02:52,032 I'm going to teach you to sell pizza Earth Style 29 00:03:13,024 --> 00:03:15,328 For starters only use quality 30 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:20,960 No more live these well 31 00:03:21,216 --> 00:03:22,496 Pizzas in the oven 32 00:03:26,592 --> 00:03:27,616 Most important of all 33 00:03:27,872 --> 00:03:29,408 Is the big screen TV 34 00:03:30,688 --> 00:03:33,504 Humans eating so they don't have to talk to 35 00:03:37,344 --> 00:03:38,112 Learn Spa 36 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:55,264 Met 37 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:57,824 Shortest 38 00:04:02,944 --> 00:04:05,760 How about your Pizzeria play the game 39 00:04:06,016 --> 00:04:07,552 Call what you mean 40 00:04:07,808 --> 00:04:08,832 No problem 41 00:04:46,975 --> 00:04:49,279 Beautiful star brightens day 42 00:04:49,535 --> 00:04:51,071 Friendly blinds ball game with 43 00:05:30,239 --> 00:05:31,007 I want to live 44 00:05:31,263 --> 00:05:33,567 Can I use bathroom 45 00:05:45,343 --> 00:05:46,879 Lila Ryan 46 00:05:51,231 --> 00:05:51,743 You're right 47 00:05:51,999 --> 00:05:52,511 Cheer 48 00:06:00,191 --> 00:06:01,727 Excuse me I'd like to talk to you 49 00:06:01,983 --> 00:06:03,007 Am I under arrest 50 00:06:03,519 --> 00:06:05,311 Wait I know you 51 00:06:05,567 --> 00:06:08,383 Sleazebag loan deal to me robot fighting me 52 00:06:08,639 --> 00:06:12,991 Not anymore 53 00:06:17,855 --> 00:06:21,183 Which is why I want to sign you to the team 54 00:06:21,695 --> 00:06:27,327 I be the first woman ever to play Major League 55 00:06:27,583 --> 00:06:31,935 I figured one eyed lady skullbuster might bring out the freak Show crowd 56 00:06:32,447 --> 00:06:38,591 First woman ever to play Major Leagues 57 00:06:46,527 --> 00:06:49,599 The first woman ever to play Major League Baseball 58 00:06:50,879 --> 00:06:52,415 Like a 6in Yogi Berra 59 00:06:55,231 --> 00:06:56,767 All the whole numbers have been retired 60 00:07:00,863 --> 00:07:02,655 They pat you on the butt side 61 00:07:02,911 --> 00:07:03,679 Professional athlete 62 00:07:03,935 --> 00:07:04,703 So go ahead 63 00:07:06,239 --> 00:07:07,775 Now I'm too nervous 64 00:07:25,183 --> 00:07:29,791 The crowd is pouring out of the stadium La Style 65 00:07:37,983 --> 00:07:39,263 Buddy 66 00:07:59,743 --> 00:08:01,791 This is history in the making vote 67 00:08:08,447 --> 00:08:13,055 Auspicious start for the career of the first one 68 00:08:16,127 --> 00:08:21,503 Discontinuation for the career of the first woman on Earth 69 00:08:56,063 --> 00:08:57,599 Was great 70 00:08:57,855 --> 00:09:00,671 Yoga 71 00:09:01,439 --> 00:09:01,951 Altex 72 00:09:02,207 --> 00:09:03,999 It was quite a shock 73 00:09:11,679 --> 00:09:12,703 Sorry 74 00:09:12,959 --> 00:09:16,543 Bender how did you get in here 75 00:09:16,799 --> 00:09:19,359 As your agent I have accessed you at all times 76 00:09:19,615 --> 00:09:21,151 Since when are you my agent 77 00:09:21,407 --> 00:09:22,943 Coming in 78 00:09:23,199 --> 00:09:23,711 Yeah 79 00:09:25,247 --> 00:09:27,295 Big endorsement deal for Lila how much 80 00:09:27,807 --> 00:09:31,647 Hey you put a one and two zeros in front of 81 00:09:32,927 --> 00:09:35,743 How much did you get me 82 00:09:35,999 --> 00:09:37,279 $100 83 00:09:37,791 --> 00:09:42,911 As a picture 84 00:09:43,167 --> 00:09:44,447 Savvy 85 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:47,519 When I see them 86 00:09:53,663 --> 00:09:59,807 In very short order Lila has become 87 00:10:21,311 --> 00:10:22,079 So what did you get me 88 00:10:22,335 --> 00:10:24,383 1001 pesos 89 00:10:26,175 --> 00:10:28,479 Yo soy muy 90 00:10:28,991 --> 00:10:30,271 Pedal 91 00:10:30,527 --> 00:10:32,319 Are Frijoles 92 00:10:32,831 --> 00:10:34,879 Homemade Frijoles 93 00:10:38,207 --> 00:10:40,511 Okay now the one with the bean suit on 94 00:10:56,895 --> 00:10:58,175 How do you say my name 95 00:10:59,199 --> 00:11:00,735 Sure thing sweetie 96 00:11:00,991 --> 00:11:02,015 Who should I make it out to 97 00:11:04,063 --> 00:11:04,575 EBay 98 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,367 That's a popular name today 99 00:11:06,879 --> 00:11:07,903 Peabody 100 00:11:13,535 --> 00:11:15,839 Boxing autograph 101 00:11:16,095 --> 00:11:22,239 Add a 1 and 2 zeros in front 102 00:11:22,495 --> 00:11:23,263 Struggling female 103 00:11:23,519 --> 00:11:24,543 Model 104 00:11:24,799 --> 00:11:26,591 How to stick 105 00:11:26,847 --> 00:11:27,871 What 106 00:11:28,383 --> 00:11:29,151 Who are you 107 00:11:29,407 --> 00:11:30,175 Jackie Anderson 108 00:11:33,247 --> 00:11:35,295 And I was hoping to get to play in the majors soon 109 00:11:35,551 --> 00:11:37,343 Following in my footsteps 110 00:11:39,391 --> 00:11:44,255 You little freak Show is making it impossible for real female ball players to be taken seriously 111 00:11:44,767 --> 00:11:46,303 I hope you're proud of yourself 112 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:06,015 The fans have been cheering for me 113 00:12:06,271 --> 00:12:06,783 DaVinci 114 00:12:07,807 --> 00:12:09,087 Don't be upset we laugh 115 00:12:09,343 --> 00:12:10,367 You 116 00:12:10,879 --> 00:12:12,671 You look really cute in your uniform 117 00:12:15,231 --> 00:12:17,791 Was doing something 118 00:12:18,047 --> 00:12:22,911 You are 119 00:12:23,167 --> 00:12:24,191 You're right 120 00:12:24,959 --> 00:12:25,471 I can't let 121 00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:28,287 As God is my witness 122 00:12:28,543 --> 00:12:31,615 Respect women everywhere 123 00:12:32,127 --> 00:12:33,151 I will become 124 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:41,855 Impossible 125 00:13:13,343 --> 00:13:13,855 Hey look 126 00:13:17,695 --> 00:13:19,231 When will man learn that 127 00:13:19,487 --> 00:13:22,303 Toyota robots 128 00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:26,399 The worst player in history 129 00:13:26,655 --> 00:13:30,239 If I can be just a little better than him away with my head held high 130 00:13:30,751 --> 00:13:34,591 It says he wants to 131 00:13:36,895 --> 00:13:38,431 It's even a crummy hologram 132 00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:41,247 I'm not a hologram do I am crummy 133 00:13:41,503 --> 00:13:42,527 Hank Aaron the 24th 134 00:13:44,319 --> 00:13:45,599 How could you play some 135 00:13:45,855 --> 00:13:47,391 The original great 136 00:13:47,647 --> 00:13:48,927 No I was better than great 137 00:13:49,439 --> 00:13:51,231 I was the Home Run King 138 00:13:54,303 --> 00:13:54,815 The Bad Hat 139 00:13:55,327 --> 00:13:56,607 Check how blow for you 140 00:13:56,863 --> 00:14:03,007 Well I had a Low batting average it was Zero you fungal you what your whole career without 141 00:14:08,127 --> 00:14:09,407 Pink lady 142 00:14:09,663 --> 00:14:15,295 Hey Junior she belongs in the exhibit instead of you forget it this jobs to Cushing to give up 143 00:14:16,831 --> 00:14:18,111 Wade Boggs 144 00:14:18,367 --> 00:14:19,903 Goes Down Smooth 145 00:14:20,415 --> 00:14:21,695 Look I don't want to be in this 146 00:14:21,951 --> 00:14:23,743 That's why I need your help 147 00:14:23,999 --> 00:14:26,047 So I can be one tiny iota 148 00:14:26,303 --> 00:14:29,375 Can you play better than 149 00:14:29,631 --> 00:14:30,655 That guy was great 150 00:14:31,167 --> 00:14:33,215 But I'll teach you everything I know 151 00:14:34,495 --> 00:14:37,311 Okay let's see what you can do 152 00:14:37,567 --> 00:14:40,895 One thing she can do is logic bomb 153 00:14:41,151 --> 00:14:42,431 You better get a batting helmet 154 00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:46,527 Alright 155 00:14:55,999 --> 00:14:56,511 Okay 156 00:14:57,535 --> 00:15:02,143 But this time Keep Your Eye Off the Ball 157 00:15:02,399 --> 00:15:04,703 Which one of us is in the Hall of Fame 158 00:15:05,215 --> 00:15:05,983 Holding a bat 159 00:15:07,263 --> 00:15:08,287 Just Cristobal 160 00:15:09,567 --> 00:15:10,847 Eye off the ball 161 00:15:19,807 --> 00:15:22,367 Once I was pitching and not just belly itching 162 00:15:22,623 --> 00:15:23,647 Oh you got that too 163 00:15:23,903 --> 00:15:25,439 I think there's a rash going around 164 00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:41,311 Voltron 165 00:15:43,871 --> 00:15:45,663 Hey 166 00:15:45,919 --> 00:15:49,503 Yes 167 00:15:49,759 --> 00:15:53,087 6 kinds of beans but several things that look like beans 168 00:15:56,927 --> 00:15:58,719 How do you make the crust 169 00:15:58,975 --> 00:16:02,047 Ancient Secret 170 00:16:02,303 --> 00:16:03,071 Mya's 171 00:16:05,887 --> 00:16:06,655 Secret 172 00:16:07,423 --> 00:16:08,447 Not even horny 173 00:16:08,959 --> 00:16:10,751 Wii Sports 174 00:16:11,007 --> 00:16:13,311 I don't get it 175 00:16:14,335 --> 00:16:15,103 I want to buy 176 00:16:15,359 --> 00:16:15,871 Franchise 177 00:16:16,127 --> 00:16:17,919 How does $100,000 sound 178 00:16:22,783 --> 00:16:28,671 I don't wait around 179 00:16:28,927 --> 00:16:35,071 Boston's turn the last game of the season 180 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,631 And they're down to their last out 181 00:16:39,423 --> 00:16:40,191 Come on skipper 182 00:16:40,447 --> 00:16:43,007 Last chance to prove I'm at the worst player ever 183 00:17:13,983 --> 00:17:15,519 I can 184 00:17:19,615 --> 00:17:21,919 You've been training with v 185 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,455 I've been training with a Hank Aaron 186 00:17:23,711 --> 00:17:24,479 All right then 187 00:17:29,343 --> 00:17:35,487 Now pitching for the Mets on dalila 188 00:18:03,903 --> 00:18:05,695 Never seen anything this was our 189 00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:08,255 And I've seen mr. Belvedere naked 190 00:18:08,767 --> 00:18:09,535 Cheap 191 00:18:09,791 --> 00:18:11,071 She's just like any other player 192 00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:13,631 Cheapest on her sports bra 193 00:18:21,311 --> 00:18:23,359 Strike one a personal bath 194 00:19:39,903 --> 00:19:44,767 Witness the beginning of a great career for the first woman to play the sport well 195 00:19:45,279 --> 00:19:46,303 Jackie Anderson 196 00:19:47,839 --> 00:19:51,935 Lila 197 00:19:52,447 --> 00:19:52,959 Jackie 198 00:19:53,471 --> 00:19:57,311 I guess you were right I'm a lousy role model I'm sorry 199 00:19:59,103 --> 00:20:01,407 It turns out you were an inspiration after all 200 00:20:03,967 --> 00:20:08,063 Would you were so awful that women everywhere set out to prove they don't stink as bad as you 201 00:20:08,319 --> 00:20:09,343 You don't like a pig or something 202 00:20:10,623 --> 00:20:11,903 It's so kind of you 203 00:20:12,415 --> 00:20:14,207 I guess I made a difference after all 204 00:20:14,719 --> 00:20:15,999 You absolutely did Layla 205 00:20:16,255 --> 00:20:17,023 Now please 206 00:20:17,535 --> 00:20:18,559 Please retire 207 00:20:19,071 --> 00:20:19,583 Immediately 208 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,191 Hey kid catch 209 00:20:33,919 --> 00:20:37,247 Well at least you still the worst football player of all time 210 00:20:37,759 --> 00:20:38,527 Yeah 211 00:20:39,551 --> 00:20:40,319 Yeah 212 00:20:41,305 --> 00:21:41,379 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app