1 00:00:04,204 --> 00:00:06,305 [ Man ] ONE, TWO! ONE, TWO, THREE! 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:14,074 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app 3 00:00:34,901 --> 00:00:37,719 [ Man ] SHATNER'S LOG: AIR DATE, UNKNOWN. 4 00:00:37,788 --> 00:00:39,888 THE IMPOSSIBLE HAS HAPPENED. 5 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:43,959 IT WOULD TAKE DAYS TO RECOUNT THE EVENTS I'VE WITNESSED. 6 00:00:44,045 --> 00:00:46,628 SO, SETTLE IN. IT ALL BEGAN-- 7 00:00:46,696 --> 00:00:49,764 QUIET, YOU! THIS COURT-MARTIAL IS NOW IN SESSION. 8 00:00:49,833 --> 00:00:52,634 THE HONORABLY SEXY ZAPP BRANIGAN RESIDING. 9 00:00:52,703 --> 00:00:54,636 BRING IN THE ACCUSED. 10 00:00:56,957 --> 00:00:59,291 - [ All Gasping ] - OH, MY. 11 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:02,127 PHILIP J. FRY, YOU STAND ACCUSED... 12 00:01:02,196 --> 00:01:04,897 OF TRAVELING TO THE FORBIDDEN PLANET OMEGA 3, 13 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:08,634 A CRIME PUNISHABLE BY 12 CONCURRENT DEATH SENTENCES. 14 00:01:08,702 --> 00:01:12,988 - DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE CHARGES? - ONE BEEP FOR "YES," TWO BEEPS FOR "NO." 15 00:01:13,057 --> 00:01:16,724 - [ Beeps Once ] - YES. SO NOTED. DO YOU PLEAD GUILTY? 16 00:01:16,793 --> 00:01:21,180 - [ Beeps Twice ] - DOUBLE YES. GUILTY! 17 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:23,849 I WILL NOW CARRY OUT THE SENTENCE. KIF, MY GUN. 18 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,034 WAIT! HE PLED "NOT GUILTY." 19 00:01:26,102 --> 00:01:28,169 ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT! 20 00:01:28,238 --> 00:01:33,308 VERY WELL THEN, MR. FRY. PLEASE RECOUNT THE EVENTS THAT LED YOU TO BE GUILTY. 21 00:01:33,377 --> 00:01:35,827 [ Rapid Beeping ] 22 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:45,203 [ Leela ] THE PROFESSOR SAID HE HE WAS TAKING A BRIEF NAP, SO WE ONLY HAVE TIME FOR SIX MOVIES. 23 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:48,356 LET'S TAKE THESE SIX JIM CARREY MOVIES AND RECORD OVER THEM! 24 00:01:48,425 --> 00:01:52,927 YOU KNOW WHAT SIX MOVIES AVERAGE OUT TO BE REALLY GOOD? THE FIRST SIX STAR TREK MOVIES! 25 00:01:52,996 --> 00:01:56,848 - [ All Gasping ] - EVERYBODY HIT THE DECK! 26 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:59,217 SHH! THOSE WORDS ARE FORBIDDEN. 27 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:01,969 - WHAT WORDS? STAR TREK? - [ Alarm Sounding ] 28 00:02:02,038 --> 00:02:04,522 SHH! SHUT YOUR GILLS! 29 00:02:04,591 --> 00:02:07,809 [ Siren Wailing ] THAT SOUND. IT'S PATROL CAR 718! HIDE HIM! 30 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:14,799 ♪♪ [ Scatting ] 31 00:02:16,003 --> 00:02:18,003 [ Rapid Beeping ] 32 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:20,004 THE COURT IS INTRIGUED. 33 00:02:20,074 --> 00:02:22,640 PERHAPS WE COULD HEAR MORE ABOUT THESE FORBIDDEN WORDS... 34 00:02:22,709 --> 00:02:26,411 FROM SOMEONE WITH A SEXILY SEDUCTIVE VOICE. 35 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:30,548 WITH PLEASURE. YOU SEE, THE SHOW WAS BANNED AFTER THE STAR TREK WARS. 36 00:02:30,617 --> 00:02:33,151 YOU MEAN THE VAST MIGRATION OF STAR WARS FANS? 37 00:02:33,219 --> 00:02:35,737 UH, NO. THAT WAS THE STAR WARS TREK. 38 00:02:38,141 --> 00:02:40,626 BY THE 23rd CENTURY, STAR TREK FANDOM... 39 00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:44,946 HAD EVOLVED FROM A LOOSE ASSOCIATION OF NERDS WITH SKIN PROBLEMS... 40 00:02:45,015 --> 00:02:47,582 INTO A FULL-BLOWN RELIGION. 41 00:02:47,651 --> 00:02:50,602 AND SCOTTY BEAMED THEM TO THE KLINGON SHIP... 42 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:53,071 WHERE THEY WOULD BE NO TRIBBLE AT ALL. 43 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:56,024 ALL POWER TO THE ENGINES. 44 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:59,094 [ Nichelle Nichols ] AS COUNTRY AFTER COUNTRY FELL UNDER ITS INFLUENCE, 45 00:02:59,162 --> 00:03:02,613 WORLD LEADERS BECAME THREATENED BY THE MOVEMENT'S POWER. 46 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:05,083 AND SO THE TREKKIES WERE EXECUTED... 47 00:03:05,152 --> 00:03:07,619 IN THE MANNER MOST BEFITTING VIRGINS. 48 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:10,088 WHOA! HE'S DEAD, JIM. 49 00:03:10,157 --> 00:03:13,591 HE'S DEAD, JIM. HE'S DEAD, JIM. 50 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:16,711 FINALLY, THE SACRED TEXTS WERE BANNED. 51 00:03:18,382 --> 00:03:22,300 [ George Takei ] THE LAST COPIES OF THE 79 EPISODES AND SIX MOVIES... 52 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:25,971 WERE DUMPED ON THE FORBIDDEN WORLD OMEGA 3, 53 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:30,659 ALONG WITH THAT BLOOPER REEL WHERE THE DOOR DOESN'T CLOSE ALL THE WAY. 54 00:03:30,727 --> 00:03:33,978 THUS, STAR TREK WAS FOREVER SCOURED FROM HUMAN MEMORY. 55 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:38,083 ANOTHER CLASSIC SCIENCE-FICTION SHOW CANCELED BEFORE ITS TIME. 56 00:03:38,152 --> 00:03:41,186 TSK, TSK, TSK. I'VE NEVER HEARD OF SUCH A BRUTAL... 57 00:03:41,255 --> 00:03:44,089 AND SHOCKING INJUSTICE THAT I CARED SO LITTLE ABOUT. 58 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:48,293 NEXT WITNESS! BENDER THE ROBOT, PLEASE TAKE THE STAND. 59 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:52,347 SHE'S ALL YOURS, BUDDY. 60 00:03:52,416 --> 00:03:55,016 I'D ONLY MET THE DEFENDANT, FRY, ONCE, 61 00:03:55,085 --> 00:03:57,419 BUT I KNEW HE WAS UP TO NO GOOD. 62 00:03:57,488 --> 00:04:00,005 - PLEASE USE THE BEEPS. - OH! 63 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,007 [ Rapid Beeping ] 64 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:08,530 MR. NIMOY! I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD WHAT HAPPENED CENTURIES AGO. 65 00:04:08,599 --> 00:04:10,499 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR SHOW WAS BANNED. 66 00:04:10,567 --> 00:04:13,869 I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 67 00:04:13,937 --> 00:04:16,104 [ Clicking, Whirring ] 68 00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:18,874 YOU KNOW-- 1966? 69 00:04:18,942 --> 00:04:21,526 SEVENTY-NINE EPISODES? ABOUT 30 GOOD ONES? 70 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:25,830 OH, REALLY. I'VE DONE TOO MANY THINGS TO REMEMBER ONE PARTICULAR TV SERIES. 71 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:28,182 BUT IF-IF YOU WANT TO DISCUSS MY BOOKS OF POETRY-- 72 00:04:28,251 --> 00:04:32,187 COME ON! REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE YOU GOT HIGH ON SPORES AND SMACKED KIRK AROUND? 73 00:04:32,255 --> 00:04:36,708 NO. PERHAPS YOU'RE THINKING OF MY ONE-MAN SHOW ABOUT VINCENT VAN SPOCK. 74 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:39,111 I-I-I MEAN VAN GOGH. DAMN! 75 00:04:39,179 --> 00:04:41,262 AHA! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE IT. 76 00:04:41,331 --> 00:04:44,132 [ Sobbing ] OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 77 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:46,601 I CAN'T. 78 00:04:46,670 --> 00:04:49,704 UH-- GEEZ, DON'T GET UPSET. 79 00:04:49,773 --> 00:04:51,907 I MEAN, OKAY, I OUTWITTED YOU, BUT-- 80 00:04:51,975 --> 00:04:54,910 NO. IT'S MY FELLOW CAST MEMBERS. 81 00:04:54,978 --> 00:04:58,547 THREE HUNDRED YEARS AGO, THEY LEFT EARTH BEHIND. 82 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:05,336 THIS PLANET DOESN'T APPRECIATE US ANYMORE, LEONARD. 83 00:05:05,405 --> 00:05:09,908 BILL, YOU ARE, AND ALWAYS SHALL BE, MY FRIEND. 84 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:12,711 BUT I JUST SIGNED A SIX-MONTH LEASE ON MY APARTMENT. 85 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:15,180 I CAN'T WALK AWAY FROM A COMMITMENT LIKE THAT. 86 00:05:15,249 --> 00:05:17,766 FAREWELL, MY FRIEND. 87 00:05:17,835 --> 00:05:20,034 OH! 88 00:05:27,411 --> 00:05:31,580 [ Sobbing ] WHY DID THE WORLD TURN ITS BACK ON OUR OBVIOUS GREATNESS? 89 00:05:31,648 --> 00:05:34,032 I'M LITERALLY ANGRY WITH RAGE! 90 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:36,034 YOUR COSTARS MAY BE GONE, 91 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:39,154 BUT WE CAN STILL GET THOSE EPISODE TAPES BACK FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE! 92 00:05:39,222 --> 00:05:41,172 COME ON! [ Groans ] 93 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:43,291 YES! FRONT ROW! 94 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:50,749 YOU CAN'T GO TO OMEGA 3! 95 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:52,917 IT'S FORBIDDEN! I FORBID YOU! 96 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:56,621 BUT WE HAVE TO! THE WORLD NEEDS STAR TREK TO GIVE PEOPLE HOPE FOR THE FUTURE! 97 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:59,057 BUT IT'S SET 800 YEARS IN THE PAST. 98 00:05:59,125 --> 00:06:01,175 YEAH! WHY IS THIS SO IMPORTANT TO YOU? 99 00:06:01,244 --> 00:06:03,277 'CAUSE IT-- IT TAUGHT ME SO MUCH. 100 00:06:03,346 --> 00:06:05,396 LIKE HOW YOU SHOULD ACCEPT PEOPLE, 101 00:06:05,465 --> 00:06:09,668 WHETHER THEY BE BLACK, WHITE, KLINGON, OR EVEN FEMALE. 102 00:06:09,736 --> 00:06:13,104 BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, WHEN I DIDN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS, 103 00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:15,456 IT-IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE MAYBE I DID. 104 00:06:15,525 --> 00:06:18,977 WELL, THAT IS TOUCHINGLY PATHETIC. 105 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,912 I GUESS I CAN'T LET YOU GO ALONE. 106 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:25,216 I'LL GO TOO-- WITH LEONARD'S PERMISSION, OF COURSE. 107 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:31,840 WE'RE ENTERING THE OMEGA SYSTEM. [ Alarm Sounds ] 108 00:06:31,908 --> 00:06:34,959 [ Female Voice ] WARNING. YOU ARE NOW IN FORBIDDEN SPACE. 109 00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:37,061 FORBIDDEN, SCHUR-SCHMIDDEN. 110 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:38,897 WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO, WRITE A LETTER? 111 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:41,066 OOH, I'M SO SCARED. 112 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:42,951 [ Alarm Sounding ] I'VE LOST CONTROL OF THE SHIP! 113 00:06:43,019 --> 00:06:45,503 [ Babbling ] LOST CONTROL OF THE SHIP! 114 00:06:58,234 --> 00:07:00,785 [ Gasps ] OH, DIP! 115 00:07:00,854 --> 00:07:02,704 DIP, INDEED. 116 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:10,495 [ Fry ] IT'S ALL STUFF FROM THAT FORBIDDEN SHOW. 117 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:14,198 SO MANY CARDBOARD SETS. SO MANY MEMORIES. 118 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,684 IF ONLY THE OTHERS-- [ William Shatner ] I GUESS THAT'S MY CUE. 119 00:07:18,638 --> 00:07:20,755 - BILL! - L-DOG! 120 00:07:20,824 --> 00:07:22,924 HEY! THIS IS WONDERFUL! OH, MAN. 121 00:07:22,993 --> 00:07:26,728 I FEEL LIKE HUGGING YOU. WELL, I WOULD, EXCEPT YOU HAVE NO BODY. 122 00:07:26,796 --> 00:07:29,731 AND WE'RE BOTH MEN. 123 00:07:29,799 --> 00:07:33,301 [ Nimoy ] NICHELLE! GEORGE! WALTER! 124 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:35,570 DeFORREST! WELSHIE! 125 00:07:35,638 --> 00:07:40,225 - WELSHIE? - WE DID SOME MUSICAL REUNION SPECIALS IN THE 2200s. 126 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,944 BUT THE GUY WHO PLAYED SCOTTY HAD TROUBLE YODELING. 127 00:07:43,013 --> 00:07:46,481 EVER SINCE THEN, WELSHIE HAS BEEN A WELCOME PARTICIPANT... 128 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:48,115 IN OUR ESCAPADES. 129 00:07:48,184 --> 00:07:50,518 AYE! [ Speaking Gibberish ] 130 00:07:50,587 --> 00:07:53,221 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! HOW'D YOU ALL END UP HERE? 131 00:07:53,289 --> 00:07:57,441 WE WERE ON OUR WAY TO WELSHIE'S COUSIN'S HOUSE TO STAY IN THE GUEST ROOM... 132 00:07:57,510 --> 00:08:01,746 WHEN OUR SHIP WAS PULLED DOWN TO THIS PLANET AND CRASHED, JUST LIKE YOURS. 133 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:04,849 WHEN WE WOKE UP, WE HAD THESE BODIES. 134 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:07,618 - SAY IT IN RUSSIAN. - [ Groans ] 135 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:10,722 VEN VEE VOKE UP, VEE HAD THESE WAH-DIES. 136 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:12,974 EEE! NOW SAY NUCLEAR "WESSELS"! 137 00:08:13,043 --> 00:08:15,160 - NO! - WE LOVE IT HERE. 138 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:18,362 EVERYTHING IS PROVIDED FOR US, AND WE NEVER AGE. 139 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:20,414 CHECK OUT THESE ABS. 140 00:08:20,483 --> 00:08:23,234 YOWZA! BUT WHO'S DOING ALL THIS FOR YOU? 141 00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:26,370 YOU KNOW, WE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT. WE'RE FAMOUS CELEBRITIES. 142 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:29,724 WE'RE USED TO THIS SORT OF TREATMENT. [ Male Voice ] IT IS I! 143 00:08:29,793 --> 00:08:33,211 - [ All Gasping ] - WHOA! WHAT A CHEESY EFFECT! 144 00:08:33,279 --> 00:08:36,697 I'M NOT AN EFFECT! YOU DOUBT MY POWER? 145 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:38,967 I DO! 146 00:08:39,036 --> 00:08:41,569 AYE! [ All Gasping ] 147 00:08:41,638 --> 00:08:45,640 [ Maniacal Laughing ] WELSHIE! 148 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:57,469 THIS COURT WILL NOW HEAR SOME VERY SENSUAL TESTIMONY... 149 00:08:57,537 --> 00:09:00,372 FROM THIS COURT'S EX-LOVER, TURANGA LEELA. 150 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,490 GO [ Beep ] YOURSELF. 151 00:09:02,559 --> 00:09:04,526 [ Rapid Beeping ] 152 00:09:04,594 --> 00:09:06,561 BEHOLD ANOTHER POWER, 153 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:09,730 DIFFERENT FROM THE ONE YOU SAW EARLIER! 154 00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:16,320 HEY! A BODY! BUFF, TAN-- 155 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,656 YEAH. THIS IS MINE, ALL RIGHT. 156 00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:20,558 ALL RIGHT, YOU GAS. WHAT'S THE DEAL? 157 00:09:20,626 --> 00:09:25,363 CENTURIES AGO, THE VIDEOTAPED ADVENTURES OF THE ENTERPRISE CREW... 158 00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:28,299 RAINED DOWN UPON MY PLANET. 159 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:30,735 OVER AND OVER I WATCHED THEM, 160 00:09:30,803 --> 00:09:33,337 ESPECIALLY THE FIVE WITH THE ENERGY BEINGS. 161 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:38,459 I AM MELLLVAR! SEER OF THE TAPES! KNOWER OF THE EPISODES! 162 00:09:38,528 --> 00:09:42,480 TREMBLE BEFORE MY ENCYCLOPEDIC KNOWLEDGE OF STAR TREK! 163 00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:44,466 TREMBLE? I LAUGH. 164 00:09:44,534 --> 00:09:48,202 - NOBODY KNOWS MORE ABOUT STAR TREK THAN ME! - I BEG TO DIFFER! 165 00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:53,624 LONG HAVE I WAITED FOR THE ONE WHO PLAYED SPOCK. 166 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:56,343 AT LAST WE CAN BEGIN. 167 00:09:57,513 --> 00:10:00,015 COOL! A STAR TREK CONVENTION! 168 00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:02,550 UH-- UH, MELLLVAR? CAN YOU GIVE US SOME IDEA... 169 00:10:02,619 --> 00:10:04,552 HOW LONG THIS IS GOING TO LAST? 170 00:10:04,621 --> 00:10:07,622 - UNTIL TIME STOPS. - WHAT? - YOU CAN'T DO THIS! 171 00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:10,025 NOW, WE HAVE A FULL SCHEDULE OF EVENTS. 172 00:10:10,093 --> 00:10:13,545 UH, CAN PEOPLE WHO HATE STAR TREK LEAVE? GOOD QUESTION. 173 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:17,298 - NO. YOU HAVE TO STAY EVEN LONGER! - [ Both Grumbling ] 174 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:19,434 [ Snoring ] 175 00:10:19,502 --> 00:10:22,370 UM-- UH-- SIGN IT TO MELLLVAR. 176 00:10:22,439 --> 00:10:24,438 MELLLVAR HAS THREE "L's". 177 00:10:24,507 --> 00:10:28,710 I THINK I'VE DONE ENOUGH CONVENTIONS TO KNOW HOW TO SPELL MELLLVAR. 178 00:10:30,346 --> 00:10:34,132 - SAY "NERD"! - NERD! 179 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,851 I'M SLIM SHADY. 180 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:39,287 YES. I'M THE REAL SHADY. 181 00:10:39,356 --> 00:10:43,158 ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING. 182 00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:47,394 SO, WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP? 183 00:10:47,463 --> 00:10:50,098 PLEASE STAND UP. PLEASE STAND UP. 184 00:10:50,166 --> 00:10:53,551 HOW CAN YOU DO A SPOKEN-WORD VERSION OF A RAP SONG? 185 00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:55,603 HE FOUND A WAY. 186 00:10:55,672 --> 00:11:00,307 FOR 100 QUATLOOS, WHO DID THE CAPTAIN MAROON ON CETI ALPHA FIVE? 187 00:11:00,376 --> 00:11:02,327 KHAN! 188 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:04,612 [ Bell Dings ] UH, KHAN? 189 00:11:04,681 --> 00:11:07,265 - CORRECT! - MY BUTTON HAS BROKEN! 190 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:10,435 THE TRIVIA CONTEST IS ENDED. I NOW HAVE A SURPRISE. 191 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,171 YOU WILL PERFORM A FAN SCRIPT... 192 00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:15,556 WRITTEN BY THE ULTIMATE TREK FAN! 193 00:11:15,625 --> 00:11:19,894 YOU HAVE MY FAN SCRIPT? I MEANT ME! MELLLVAR'S THE ULTIMATE FAN! 194 00:11:19,963 --> 00:11:23,264 OH. I WAS CONFUSED BECAUSE THE SCOREBOARD SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT. 195 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:26,568 [ Grumbling ] TRIVIA CONTEST OVER! TAKE YOUR SCRIPTS! 196 00:11:26,636 --> 00:11:29,304 WE HAVE LIMITED REHEARSAL TIME. 197 00:11:29,372 --> 00:11:31,756 NOW, I DIDN'T MAKE ENOUGH COPIES OF THE SCRIPT, 198 00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:34,942 SO GEORGE AND WALTER WILL HAVE TO SHARE. 199 00:11:35,011 --> 00:11:39,930 UH-- YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT US TO SEE YOU REHEARSING, OR IT'LL GIVE AWAY THE ENDING. 200 00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:42,483 THAT'S RIGHT! THE ENDING MUST NOT BE RUINED! 201 00:11:42,552 --> 00:11:44,351 - WE'LL GO WAIT IN THE SHIP. - OKAY. 202 00:11:44,420 --> 00:11:47,271 NOT TILL I GET MY 600 QUATLOOS! 203 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:53,193 THIS IS WRONG. WE SHOULDN'T HAVE ABANDONED THEM THERE. 204 00:11:53,262 --> 00:11:55,312 I DON'T KNOW. I'M FEELIN' PRETTY GOOD ABOUT IT. 205 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:58,850 I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE THEM EITHER, FRY. BUT WHAT WERE WE SUPPOSED TO DO? 206 00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:02,337 WELL, USUALLY ON THE SHOW, SOMEONE WOULD COME UP WITH A COMPLICATED PLAN, 207 00:12:02,405 --> 00:12:04,339 THEN EXPLAIN IT WITH A SIMPLE ANALOGY. 208 00:12:04,407 --> 00:12:08,726 HMM. IF WE CAN REROUTE ENGINE POWER THROUGH THE PRIMARY WEAPONS... 209 00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:11,312 AND RECONFIGURE THEM TO MELLLVAR'S FREQUENCY, 210 00:12:11,381 --> 00:12:13,814 THAT SHOULD OVERLOAD HIS ELECTRO-QUANTUM STRUCTURE. 211 00:12:13,883 --> 00:12:16,234 LIKE PUTTING TOO MUCH AIR IN A BALLOON! 212 00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:18,486 OF COURSE! IT'S SO SIMPLE! 213 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:25,776 "ALAS, MY SHIP, WHOM I LOVE LIKE A WOMAN, 214 00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:27,762 IS... DISABLED." 215 00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:31,032 - OH, LORD. - "FASCINATING, CAPTAIN. 216 00:12:31,101 --> 00:12:33,851 AND LOGICAL TOO. YET WE NEED SOME HELP." 217 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:37,388 "LOOK, CAPTAIN. MELLLVAR WILL HELP US." 218 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:44,195 "CAPTAIN, I WOPE HE WILL WELP OUR VESSEL." 219 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,980 - WESSEL! - [ Shuddering ] 220 00:12:46,049 --> 00:12:50,368 - YOU'RE NOT ACTING HARD ENOUGH! - MELLLVAR, YOU HAVE TO RESPECT YOUR ACTORS. 221 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:53,737 WHEN I DIRECTED STAR TREK IV, I GOT A MAGNIFICENT PERFORMANCE OUT OF BILL... 222 00:12:53,806 --> 00:12:55,740 BECAUSE I RESPECTED HIM SO MUCH. 223 00:12:55,808 --> 00:12:57,742 AND WHEN I DIRECTED STAR TREK V, 224 00:12:57,811 --> 00:13:01,562 I GOT A MAGNIFICENT PERFORMANCE OUT OF ME BECAUSE I RESPECTED ME SO MUCH. 225 00:13:05,335 --> 00:13:09,053 OKAY! I'M DONE "RECAFOOBELLING" THE ENERGY-MOTRON! 226 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,055 OR WHATEVER! 227 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,207 FIRE! 228 00:13:16,479 --> 00:13:21,198 "MY, WHAT A HANDSOME ENERGY CREATURE YOU ARE. 229 00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:23,601 I LOVE YOU." 230 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:27,021 [ Screaming ] HEY, YOU WROTE IT! 231 00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:34,144 [ Groans ] 232 00:13:34,213 --> 00:13:37,031 IT'S NOT WORKING! HE'S DRAWING STRENGTH FROM OUR WEAPONS! 233 00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:39,467 LIKE A BALLOON, AND... SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS! 234 00:13:40,537 --> 00:13:43,087 [ Shouting ] 235 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:45,673 [ Both Screaming ] 236 00:13:57,170 --> 00:14:00,054 [ Bender ] YEP. 237 00:14:00,123 --> 00:14:02,290 SO, UH, HOW'S REHEARSAL GOING? 238 00:14:02,359 --> 00:14:06,711 LOUSY. HERE I'VE BEEN ADMIRING A BUNCH OF ACTORS, WHILE YOU, 239 00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:10,698 A CREW OF GENUINE SPACE HEROES, RISKED YOUR LIVES TO SAVE THEM. 240 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,900 HEY, WE'VE DONE HEROIC THINGS TOO. 241 00:14:12,969 --> 00:14:15,687 YEAH. IN THE THIRD SEASON, I KISSED SHATNER. 242 00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:19,173 SILENCE! MY WHOLE WORLD HAS TURNED UPSIDE DOWN. 243 00:14:19,241 --> 00:14:21,175 I HAVE BUT ONE OPTION. 244 00:14:21,244 --> 00:14:23,544 - KEEP THEM AND LET US GO? - NO! 245 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:27,348 TO DETERMINE WHO IS MORE WORTHY OF MY FANATICAL DEVOTION, 246 00:14:27,417 --> 00:14:32,052 I SHALL PIT YOU AGAINST EACH OTHER IN ARMED COMBAT... TO THE DEATH! 247 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,040 WHERE'D YOU GET AN IDIOTIC IDEA LIKE THAT? 248 00:14:36,108 --> 00:14:39,860 EPISODES 19, 46, 56 AND 77! 249 00:14:39,929 --> 00:14:44,799 GREAT LIST. EXCEPT YOU FORGOT EPISODE 66. [ Chuckling ] 250 00:14:44,867 --> 00:14:47,318 [ Stammering ] I WAS GETTING TO THAT ONE! 251 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,537 [ Shouting ] 252 00:14:57,497 --> 00:15:00,331 SO MELLLVAR ORDERED A BATTLE TO THE DEATH. 253 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:03,034 - I ASSUME NO ONE SURVIVED? - [ Sighs ] 254 00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:05,670 CAN WE GET ON WITH THIS? MY FOOT'S GETTING TIRED. 255 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,721 [ Beeping ] 256 00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:11,926 THIS WILL BE YOUR STANDARD BATTLE TO THE DEATH. 257 00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:15,095 THE ONLY WEAPONS-- WHATEVER YOU CAN FIND. 258 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,464 BUT I WARN YOU. DO NOTHING... 259 00:15:17,533 --> 00:15:20,084 UNTIL I HAVE SIGNALED THE START OF COMBAT. 260 00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:23,838 OKAY, START. [ All Gasping, Shouting ] 261 00:15:23,906 --> 00:15:26,156 [ Wind Howling ] 262 00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:33,681 I DON'T HAVE MUCH EXPERIENCE AT FIGHTING, EXCEPT WITH YOU GUYS. 263 00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:37,201 I HAVE AN IDEA. WASN'T THERE AN EPISODE WHERE I THREW MY SHOE AT THE ENEMY? 264 00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:40,354 - YOU MEAN DOOHAN? - [ Both Chuckling ] 265 00:15:40,423 --> 00:15:43,157 WHOEVER IT WAS, I DID IT LIKE THIS. YAAH! 266 00:15:43,226 --> 00:15:46,727 - OW! - MY FOOT'S COLD. 267 00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:50,547 THERE. WE CAN MAKE THESE INTO SPEARS. 268 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:54,351 AND WE CAN TIE THESE CATERPILLARS TOGETHER TO MAKE BOW STRINGS FOR BOWS AND ARROWS. 269 00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,604 AND WE CAN USE THIS MACHINE GUN TO SHOOT THEM! 270 00:15:56,673 --> 00:15:59,073 YEE-HAW! 271 00:16:03,897 --> 00:16:05,879 [ Clicking ] 272 00:16:05,948 --> 00:16:08,448 [ Laughing ] THAT WAS FUN. 273 00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:13,604 WHAT IF I DISTRACT THEM WITH MY FAMOUS FAN DANCE? 274 00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:15,722 OH, THAT'S GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. AND THEN, GEORGE, 275 00:16:15,791 --> 00:16:19,260 YOU GIVE THEM A KARATE CHOP. I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE. 276 00:16:19,329 --> 00:16:24,248 JUST BECAUSE I'M OF JAPANESE ANCESTRY, YOU ASSUME I KNOW KARATE. 277 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:28,085 HAVE I EVER LED YOU TO BELIEVE I HAVE STUDIED KARATE? 278 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,854 WELL, NO. BUT YOU NEVER TALK ABOUT YOURSELF. 279 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:34,391 MAYBE IF YOU SHOWED A LITTLE INTEREST. 280 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:36,393 WELL, HERE GOES NOTHING. 281 00:16:37,646 --> 00:16:40,031 [ Screaming ] 282 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,670 HELLO, BOYS. 283 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,341 WHOA! 284 00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:52,677 HYAH! [ Shouting ] 285 00:16:54,030 --> 00:16:56,080 AAH! [ Gasps ] 286 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:59,283 - THERE'S NO RIGHT WAY TO HIT A WOMAN. - THEN DO IT THE WRONG WAY. 287 00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:02,803 FINE. YEEE-OH-HO! 288 00:17:02,872 --> 00:17:06,340 - IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? HYAH! - [ Groaning ] 289 00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:18,536 COME ON, WALTER! TAKE THAT! 290 00:17:19,722 --> 00:17:23,374 [ Whooping ] [ Groaning ] IT HURTS. 291 00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:26,727 LET'S SEE IF THIS ACTUALLY WORKS. [ Grunts ] 292 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:30,948 OW! OW! OW! AAH! MY FACE! 293 00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:32,933 [ Groans ] MY FACE TOO! 294 00:17:33,987 --> 00:17:35,703 MAY I? 295 00:17:35,771 --> 00:17:37,671 - HYAH! - [ Groans ] 296 00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:43,244 EXCELLENT. EXCELLENT. 297 00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:46,981 LEELA, PLEASE. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT MELLLVAR WANTS. 298 00:17:47,049 --> 00:17:50,184 WE'RE JUST PAWNS IN HIS DIABOLICAL GAME OF CHECKERS. 299 00:17:50,252 --> 00:17:53,204 CAN'T WE RESOLVE OUR DIFFERENCES SOME OTHER WAY? 300 00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:56,540 MELLLVAR! DINNERTIME! 301 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:59,843 AW, BUT, MOM! I'M PLAYIN' WITH MY COLLECTIBLES! 302 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:03,397 NOW! [ Groans ] 303 00:18:03,466 --> 00:18:06,767 ALL THIS TIME, WE THOUGHT HE WAS A POWERFUL SUPER-BEING. 304 00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:11,873 - YET HE WAS JUST A CHILD. - HE'S NOT A CHILD! HE'S 34! 305 00:18:13,409 --> 00:18:17,060 ALL RIGHT, KOENIG! I'VE WANTED TO DO THIS FOR YEARS! 306 00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:20,948 BENDER, WAIT! THIS IS OUR CHANCE TO ESCAPE BEFORE MELLLVAR COMES BACK! 307 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,533 BUT WE ALL NEED TO WORK TOGETHER. 308 00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:30,224 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. [ Nimoy Clears Throat ] HELLO. 309 00:18:30,292 --> 00:18:33,277 WE'VE DECIDED TO WORK TOGETHER. YEAH, SO DID THEY. 310 00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:35,646 NOW, HOW DO WE ESCAPE? 311 00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:37,648 WE CAN'T USE OUR SHIP. 312 00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:39,883 WE HAVE LIFE SUPPORT, BUT THE ENGINES ARE WRECKED. 313 00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:44,788 IRONIC, BECAUSE OUR ENGINES WORK, BUT OUR LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEMS DON'T. 314 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:48,926 HEY. IF YOUR ENGINES WORK-- AND YOUR LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEMS WORK-- 315 00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:51,245 STOP! YOU'RE JUST GOIN' AROUND IN CIRCLES! 316 00:18:51,314 --> 00:18:54,532 THINK, FRY. THINK. EVERYONE'S DEPENDING ON YOU. 317 00:19:03,192 --> 00:19:06,827 WE'RE TOO HEAVY! YOU GUYS NEED TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT. FAST! 318 00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:13,517 FISH. 319 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:16,154 LOOK! LEONARD! WE'RE LIGHT ENOUGH TO KEEP THE TAPES! 320 00:19:16,222 --> 00:19:19,656 ISN'T THAT GREAT? I'M LIVING IN A GEFILTE FISH JAR. 321 00:19:22,779 --> 00:19:24,811 WE DID IT! [ All Cheering ] 322 00:19:26,782 --> 00:19:30,501 [ Melllvar Chuckling Evilly ] 323 00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:34,154 - [ All Shouting ] - MELLLVAR'S GOT A SPACESHIP! 324 00:19:34,223 --> 00:19:36,340 YES! IN MINT CONDITION! 325 00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:39,025 AND YOU MADE ME TAKE IT OUT OF THE PACKAGE! 326 00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:47,835 THE NIMBUS! WE'RE SAVED! 327 00:19:47,903 --> 00:19:51,839 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. PREPARE TO BE BOARDED. 328 00:19:51,907 --> 00:19:54,725 SO I BOARDED YOU, HUH? UH, WHAT HAPPENED NEXT? 329 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:56,843 YOU STARTED THIS STUPID COURT-MARTIAL! 330 00:19:56,912 --> 00:19:59,346 NOW IF YOU DON'T MIND, WE'RE STILL FIGHTING MELLLVAR. 331 00:20:02,652 --> 00:20:04,785 [ All Panting ] 332 00:20:10,225 --> 00:20:13,110 - [ All Gasping ] - ONE MORE HIT, AND WE'RE DONE FOR! 333 00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:16,447 LET'S TAKE HIM OUT WITH US. DO YOU GUYS HAVE A SELF-DESTRUCT CODE? 334 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:20,917 LIKE DESTRUCT SEQUENCE 1-A, 2-B, 3-- 335 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:23,954 THANKS A LOT, TAKEI! NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS! 336 00:20:24,022 --> 00:20:28,509 IF I CAN'T HAVE THE ORIGINAL CAST OF STAR TREK, NO ONE WILL! 337 00:20:28,578 --> 00:20:30,511 PREPARE TO DIE! 338 00:20:30,580 --> 00:20:33,547 WAIT! IF THEY MEAN THAT MUCH TO YOU, WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL THEM? 339 00:20:33,616 --> 00:20:36,417 BECAUSE I-- I-- 340 00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:38,552 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT THEM. 341 00:20:38,621 --> 00:20:42,223 MELLLVAR, YOU CAN'T LET A TV SHOW BE YOUR WHOLE LIFE. 342 00:20:42,291 --> 00:20:44,891 YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT. LOOK AT WALTER KOENIG. 343 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,961 AFTER STAR TREK, HE BECAME AN ACTOR. 344 00:20:47,030 --> 00:20:50,080 NOT JUST AN ACTOR BUT A WELL-ROUNDED PERSON... 345 00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:52,983 WITH MY OWN FRIENDS AND CREDIT CARDS AND KEYS. 346 00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:57,070 WELL, I... GUESS I COULD MOVE OUT OF MY PARENTS' BASEMENT. 347 00:20:57,139 --> 00:21:00,407 - MAYBE GET A TEMP JOB. - WHOA, WHOA. ONE STEP AT A TIME. 348 00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:02,542 I THANK YOU, FRY. 349 00:21:02,611 --> 00:21:05,379 YOU KNOW, YOU AND I ARE OF A KIND. 350 00:21:05,448 --> 00:21:09,149 IN A DIFFERENT REALITY, I COULD HAVE CALLED YOU... FRIEND. 351 00:21:09,218 --> 00:21:12,119 EPISODE 10. "BALANCE OF TERROR." 352 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:14,388 MORE LIKE EPISODE NINE, LOSER! 353 00:21:14,456 --> 00:21:16,907 IN YOUR FACE! VICTORY IS MINE! 354 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:19,176 [ Taunting Laughter ] 355 00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:22,295 I WONDER, MY FRIENDS. 356 00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:25,182 WAS HE REALLY SUCH AN EVIL ENERGY GAS? 357 00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:27,534 HE DID GIVE US ETERNAL YOUTH. 358 00:21:27,603 --> 00:21:29,536 TWENTY-FOUR HOUR LAUNDROMAT. 359 00:21:29,605 --> 00:21:33,741 A FULL ASSORTMENT OF RUM, BOTH SPICED AND REGULAR. 360 00:21:33,810 --> 00:21:35,943 TRULY, IT WAS A PARADISE. 361 00:21:36,012 --> 00:21:40,097 AND ALL YOU HAD TO PUT UP WITH WAS ONE REALLY ANNOYING STAR TREK FAN. 362 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:43,117 LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 362 00:21:44,305 --> 00:22:44,775 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app