1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app 2 00:00:34,709 --> 00:00:37,303 SHATNER: Shatner's log, airdate unknown. 3 00:00:37,469 --> 00:00:39,380 The impossible has happened. 4 00:00:39,549 --> 00:00:44,384 It would take days to recount the events I've witnessed, so settle in. 5 00:00:44,549 --> 00:00:45,868 It all began-- 6 00:00:46,029 --> 00:00:48,748 Quiet, you! This court-martial is now in session. 7 00:00:48,909 --> 00:00:52,185 The honorably sexy Zapp Brannigan residing. 8 00:00:52,349 --> 00:00:54,226 Bring in the accused! 9 00:00:56,589 --> 00:00:57,988 Oh, my. 10 00:00:58,149 --> 00:01:01,027 Philip J. Fry, you stand accused of traveling. . . 11 00:01:01,189 --> 00:01:03,339 . . .to the forbidden planet Omega 3. . . 12 00:01:03,509 --> 00:01:06,581 . . .a crime punishable by 1 2 concurrent death sentences. 13 00:01:06,749 --> 00:01:08,262 Do you understand the charges? 14 00:01:08,429 --> 00:01:11,341 One beep for yes, two beeps for no. 15 00:01:12,309 --> 00:01:14,698 Yes. So noted. Do you plead guilty? 16 00:01:17,469 --> 00:01:21,542 Double yes. Guilty! I will now carry out the sentence. Kif, my gun. 17 00:01:21,709 --> 00:01:23,665 Wait! He pled not guilty! 18 00:01:23,829 --> 00:01:25,706 Order! Order in the court! 19 00:01:25,869 --> 00:01:30,624 Very well then, Mr. Fry. Please recount the events that led you to be guilty. 20 00:01:38,549 --> 00:01:42,019 The professor said he was taking a nap, so we have time for six movies. 21 00:01:42,189 --> 00:01:45,067 Let's take these six Jim Carrey movies and record over them! 22 00:01:45,229 --> 00:01:47,538 You know what six movies average out to be good? 23 00:01:47,709 --> 00:01:49,461 The first six Star Trek movies! 24 00:01:49,669 --> 00:01:50,863 [GASPING] 25 00:01:51,109 --> 00:01:53,179 Everybody hit the deck! 26 00:01:53,389 --> 00:01:55,459 Shh! Those words are forbidden. 27 00:01:55,629 --> 00:01:57,142 What words? Star Trek? 28 00:01:58,309 --> 00:01:59,662 -Shh! -Shut your gills! 29 00:01:59,829 --> 00:02:00,818 [SIREN WAILING] 30 00:02:00,989 --> 00:02:03,708 That sound, it's patrol car 71 8! Hide him! 31 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,585 [BENDER HUMMING] 32 00:02:13,669 --> 00:02:15,102 The court is intrigued. 33 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:17,863 Perhaps we could hear more about these forbidden words. . . 34 00:02:18,029 --> 00:02:21,385 . . .from someone with a sexily seductive voice. 35 00:02:21,589 --> 00:02:25,502 With pleasure. You see, the show was banned after the Star Trek Wars. 36 00:02:25,669 --> 00:02:27,978 You mean the vast migration of Star Wars fans? 37 00:02:28,149 --> 00:02:31,425 No. That was the Star Wars Trek. 38 00:02:32,709 --> 00:02:36,224 By the 23rd century, Star Trek fandom had evolved. . . 39 00:02:36,429 --> 00:02:40,741 ...from a loose association of nerds with skin problems into a full-blown religion. 40 00:02:42,069 --> 00:02:44,503 And Scotty beamed them to the Klingon ship. . . 41 00:02:44,669 --> 00:02:47,103 . . .where they would be no tribble at all. 42 00:02:47,269 --> 00:02:49,942 All power to the engines. 43 00:02:50,109 --> 00:02:52,225 NICHOLS: As countries fell under its influence... 44 00:02:53,549 --> 00:02:56,302 ... world leaders were threatened by the movement's power. 45 00:02:56,629 --> 00:03:01,498 And so the Trekkies were executed in the manner most befitting virgins. 46 00:03:01,669 --> 00:03:03,500 He's dead, Jim. 47 00:03:03,669 --> 00:03:05,182 He's dead, Jim. 48 00:03:05,509 --> 00:03:06,783 He's dead, Jim. 49 00:03:06,949 --> 00:03:09,782 KELLEY: Finally, the sacred texts were banned. 50 00:03:11,549 --> 00:03:15,622 TAKEl: The last copies of the 79 episodes and six movies were dumped... 51 00:03:15,789 --> 00:03:18,462 ...on the forbidden world Omega 3... 52 00:03:18,629 --> 00:03:22,178 ...along with that blooper reel where the door doesn 't close all the way. 53 00:03:23,349 --> 00:03:26,341 Thus, Star Trek was forever scoured from human memory. 54 00:03:26,509 --> 00:03:30,263 Another classic science-fiction show cancelled before its time. 55 00:03:30,429 --> 00:03:31,418 [TSKS] 56 00:03:31,589 --> 00:03:34,387 I've never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice. . . 57 00:03:34,549 --> 00:03:37,143 . . .that I cared so little about. Next witness! 58 00:03:37,309 --> 00:03:40,062 Bender the Robot, please take the stand. 59 00:03:41,149 --> 00:03:43,709 She's all yours, buddy. 60 00:03:43,869 --> 00:03:48,818 I'd only met the defendant, Fry, once, but I knew he was up to no good. 61 00:03:48,989 --> 00:03:50,342 Please use the beeps. 62 00:03:50,589 --> 00:03:51,942 Oh. 63 00:03:56,229 --> 00:03:59,301 Mr. Nimoy! I came as soon as I heard what happened centuries ago. 64 00:03:59,469 --> 00:04:01,221 I can't believe your show was banned! 65 00:04:01,389 --> 00:04:04,699 I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. 66 00:04:04,869 --> 00:04:06,700 [BEEPING] 67 00:04:06,909 --> 00:04:11,937 You know, 1 966? 79 episodes, about 30 good ones. 68 00:04:12,109 --> 00:04:15,784 Oh, really! I've done too many things to remember one particular TV series. . . 69 00:04:15,949 --> 00:04:18,338 . . .but if you want to discuss my books of poetry-- 70 00:04:18,509 --> 00:04:22,184 Remember that episode where you got high on spores and smacked Kirk around? 71 00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:25,261 No. Perhaps you're thinking of my one-man show. . . 72 00:04:25,429 --> 00:04:28,785 . . .about Vincent van Spock? I mean, van Gogh. Damn! 73 00:04:28,949 --> 00:04:30,860 Aha! You can't escape it! 74 00:04:31,029 --> 00:04:34,863 Oh, you're right, I can't. 75 00:04:35,029 --> 00:04:36,018 [SOBBING] 76 00:04:36,189 --> 00:04:38,783 Uh. . . . Jeez, don't get upset. 77 00:04:38,949 --> 00:04:40,905 I mean, okay, I outwitted you, but-- 78 00:04:41,069 --> 00:04:46,939 No, it's my fellow cast members. 300 years ago, they left Earth behind. 79 00:04:50,629 --> 00:04:53,939 This planet doesn't appreciate us anymore, Leonard. 80 00:04:54,109 --> 00:04:58,148 Bill, you are and always shall be my friend. 81 00:04:58,309 --> 00:05:00,823 But I just signed a six-month lease on my apartment. 82 00:05:00,989 --> 00:05:03,378 I can't walk away from a commitment like that. 83 00:05:03,549 --> 00:05:05,141 Farewell, my friend. 84 00:05:05,869 --> 00:05:06,858 Oh. 85 00:05:14,669 --> 00:05:15,897 [SOBBING] 86 00:05:16,069 --> 00:05:19,141 Why did the world turn its back on our obvious greatness? 87 00:05:19,309 --> 00:05:21,504 I'm literally angry with rage! 88 00:05:21,669 --> 00:05:25,184 Your co-stars may be gone, but we can still get those episode tapes back. . . 89 00:05:25,349 --> 00:05:27,738 -. . .for the whole world to see! Come on! NIMOY: Oh. 90 00:05:28,349 --> 00:05:30,385 Yes! Front row! 91 00:05:35,709 --> 00:05:39,384 You can't go to Omega 3. It's forbidden. I forbid you! 92 00:05:39,549 --> 00:05:43,144 We have to! The world needs Star Trek to give people hope for the future. 93 00:05:43,309 --> 00:05:45,459 But it's set 800 years in the past. 94 00:05:45,629 --> 00:05:47,506 Yeah! Why is this so important to you? 95 00:05:47,669 --> 00:05:49,546 'Cause it taught me so much. 96 00:05:49,709 --> 00:05:53,782 Like how you should accept people, whether they be black, white. . . 97 00:05:53,949 --> 00:05:55,621 . . .Klingon, or even female. 98 00:05:55,789 --> 00:05:58,747 But most importantly, when I didn't have any friends. . . 99 00:05:58,909 --> 00:06:01,218 . . .it made me feel like maybe I did. 100 00:06:01,389 --> 00:06:06,224 Well, that is touchingly pathetic. I guess I can't let you go alone. 101 00:06:06,389 --> 00:06:09,620 I'll go too. With Leonard's permission, of course. 102 00:06:14,789 --> 00:06:16,859 We're entering the Omega System. 103 00:06:17,029 --> 00:06:19,907 SPEAKER VOICE: Warning. You are now in forbidden space. 104 00:06:20,069 --> 00:06:21,866 Forbidden, schmur-schmidden. 105 00:06:22,029 --> 00:06:25,783 What are they gonna do, write a letter? I'm so scared! 106 00:06:26,189 --> 00:06:27,588 I've lost control of the ship! 107 00:06:27,829 --> 00:06:29,945 [SCREAMING] 108 00:06:43,669 --> 00:06:44,988 Oh, dip! 109 00:06:45,149 --> 00:06:46,548 Dip, indeed. 110 00:06:51,989 --> 00:06:53,980 FRY: It's all stuff from that forbidden show. 111 00:06:54,149 --> 00:06:58,859 So many cardboard sets, so many memories. If only the others-- 112 00:06:59,029 --> 00:07:01,099 SHATNER: I guess that's my cue. 113 00:07:01,789 --> 00:07:03,825 -Bill! -L-dog! 114 00:07:03,989 --> 00:07:05,786 -Hey! This is wonderful! -Oh, man! 115 00:07:05,949 --> 00:07:09,225 -I feel like hugging you. -Well, I would, except you have no body. 116 00:07:09,389 --> 00:07:10,663 And we're both men. 117 00:07:12,429 --> 00:07:15,501 NIMOY: Nichelle! George! Walter! 118 00:07:15,669 --> 00:07:19,105 -DeForest! Welshie! -Welshie? 119 00:07:19,309 --> 00:07:22,301 We did some musical reunion specials in the 2200s. 120 00:07:22,469 --> 00:07:24,937 But the guy who played Scotty had trouble yodeling. 121 00:07:25,109 --> 00:07:30,058 Ever since then, Welshie has been a welcome participant in our escapades. 122 00:07:30,309 --> 00:07:32,300 [GARBLING] 123 00:07:32,589 --> 00:07:34,978 I can't believe it! How'd you all end up here? 124 00:07:35,149 --> 00:07:38,858 We were going to Welshie's cousin's house to stay in the guest room. . . 125 00:07:39,029 --> 00:07:43,022 . . .when our ship was pulled down to this planet and crashed, just like yours. 126 00:07:44,549 --> 00:07:47,109 -When we woke up, we had bodies. -Say it in Russian. 127 00:07:48,709 --> 00:07:51,746 Ven vee voke up, vee had these wah-dies. 128 00:07:51,989 --> 00:07:54,822 -Now say "nuclear wessels" ! -No! 129 00:07:54,989 --> 00:07:58,948 We love it here. Everything is provided for us and we never age. 130 00:07:59,109 --> 00:08:01,065 Check out these abs. 131 00:08:01,389 --> 00:08:03,744 -Yowsa! -But who's doing all this for you? 132 00:08:03,909 --> 00:08:05,547 You know, we never thought about it. 133 00:08:05,709 --> 00:08:08,064 We're famous, we're used to this sort of treatment. 134 00:08:08,229 --> 00:08:09,981 MELLLVAR: It is l! 135 00:08:11,269 --> 00:08:13,305 Whoa! What a cheesy effect! 136 00:08:13,469 --> 00:08:14,868 MELLLVAR: I'm not an effect! 137 00:08:15,029 --> 00:08:17,748 -You doubt my power? -I do! 138 00:08:18,429 --> 00:08:20,147 Aye! 139 00:08:21,389 --> 00:08:22,378 [MELLLVAR LAUGHING] 140 00:08:22,549 --> 00:08:25,905 Welshie! 141 00:08:32,909 --> 00:08:36,379 This court will now hear some very sensual testimony. . . 142 00:08:36,549 --> 00:08:39,382 . . .from this court's ex-lover, Turanga Leela. 143 00:08:39,549 --> 00:08:41,426 Go * * * * yourself. 144 00:08:43,389 --> 00:08:48,338 Behold, another power! Different from the one you saw earlier. 145 00:08:51,149 --> 00:08:56,906 Hey! A body! Buff, tan. Yeah, this is mine, all right. 146 00:08:57,069 --> 00:08:58,707 All right, you gas, what's the deal? 147 00:08:58,869 --> 00:09:03,147 Centuries ago, the videotaped adventures of the Enterprise crew. . . 148 00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:05,903 . . .rained down upon my planet. 149 00:09:06,069 --> 00:09:08,264 Over and over, I watched them. 150 00:09:08,429 --> 00:09:10,989 Especially the five with the energy beings. 151 00:09:11,149 --> 00:09:15,904 I am MeIllvar, Seer of the Tapes! Knower of the Episodes! 152 00:09:16,069 --> 00:09:19,744 Tremble before my encyclopedic knowledge of Star Trek! 153 00:09:19,909 --> 00:09:23,618 Tremble? I laugh. Nobody knows more about Star Trek than me! 154 00:09:23,789 --> 00:09:25,302 I beg to differ! 155 00:09:26,909 --> 00:09:32,620 Long have I waited for the one who played Spock. At last, we can begin. 156 00:09:34,589 --> 00:09:36,466 Cool! A Star Trek convention! 157 00:09:36,629 --> 00:09:40,941 MeIllvar, can you give us some idea how long this is going to last? 158 00:09:41,109 --> 00:09:42,303 Until time stops. 159 00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:43,868 ALL: What? -You can't do this! 160 00:09:44,029 --> 00:09:46,179 Now, we have a full schedule of events. 161 00:09:46,349 --> 00:09:49,546 -Can people who hate Star Trek leave? -Good question. 162 00:09:49,709 --> 00:09:53,099 -No, you have to stay even longer! -Oh! 163 00:09:53,349 --> 00:09:54,338 [SNORING] 164 00:09:55,989 --> 00:09:59,982 Sign it to MeIllvar. MeIllvar has three L's. 165 00:10:00,149 --> 00:10:04,142 I think I've done enough conventions to know how to spell MeIllvar. 166 00:10:05,789 --> 00:10:08,542 -Say "nerd" ! ALL: Nerd! 167 00:10:09,429 --> 00:10:14,219 I'm Slim Shady. Yes, I'm the real Shady. 168 00:10:14,389 --> 00:10:17,540 All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating. 169 00:10:17,709 --> 00:10:21,861 So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up? 170 00:10:22,029 --> 00:10:24,589 Please stand up? Please stand up? 171 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:27,900 How can you do a spoken word version of a rap song? 172 00:10:28,069 --> 00:10:29,900 He found a way. 173 00:10:30,069 --> 00:10:34,381 For 1 00 quatloos, who did the captain maroon on Ceti Alpha V? 174 00:10:34,549 --> 00:10:36,301 Khan! 175 00:10:37,749 --> 00:10:39,467 -Uh, Khan? -Correct! 176 00:10:39,629 --> 00:10:42,462 My button has broken! The trivia contest has ended. 177 00:10:42,629 --> 00:10:44,108 I now have a surprise. 178 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:49,024 You will perform a fan script written by the ultimate Trek fan! 179 00:10:49,189 --> 00:10:50,622 You have my fan script? 180 00:10:50,789 --> 00:10:52,984 I meant me! MeIllvar's the ultimate fan! 181 00:10:53,149 --> 00:10:56,585 Oh, I was confused because the scoreboard says something different. 182 00:10:56,749 --> 00:11:02,221 Trivia contest over! Take your scripts! We have limited rehearsal time. 183 00:11:02,389 --> 00:11:04,857 Now, I didn't make enough copies of the script. . . 184 00:11:05,029 --> 00:11:07,623 . . .so George and Walter will have to share. 185 00:11:07,829 --> 00:11:12,380 You probably don't want us to see you rehearsing, or it'll give away the ending. 186 00:11:12,549 --> 00:11:14,858 That's right! The ending must not be ruined! 187 00:11:15,029 --> 00:11:16,667 -We'll go wait in the ship. -Okay. 188 00:11:16,829 --> 00:11:19,423 Not till I get my 600 quatloos! 189 00:11:22,749 --> 00:11:25,183 This is wrong. We shouldn't have abandoned them there. 190 00:11:25,349 --> 00:11:27,146 I'm feeling pretty good about it. 191 00:11:27,309 --> 00:11:30,381 I didn't want to leave them either, but what were we supposed to do? 192 00:11:30,549 --> 00:11:33,746 Usually on the show, someone would come up with a complicated plan. . . 193 00:11:33,909 --> 00:11:35,820 . . .then explain it with a simple analogy. 194 00:11:36,069 --> 00:11:39,778 Hmm. If we can re-route engine power through the primary weapons. . . 195 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,258 . . .and reconfigure them to MeIllvar's frequency. . . 196 00:11:42,429 --> 00:11:44,897 . . .that should overload his electro-quantum structure. 197 00:11:45,069 --> 00:11:47,185 Like putting too much air in a balloon! 198 00:11:47,349 --> 00:11:49,385 Of course! It's so simple! 199 00:11:52,789 --> 00:11:58,182 Alas, my ship, whom I love like a woman, is disabled. 200 00:11:58,349 --> 00:11:59,668 Oh, Lord. 201 00:11:59,829 --> 00:12:04,107 Fascinating, captain, and logical too. Yet, we need some help. 202 00:12:04,269 --> 00:12:07,545 Look, captain! MeIllvar will help us. 203 00:12:10,909 --> 00:12:14,026 Captain, I wope he will welp our vessel. 204 00:12:14,189 --> 00:12:15,747 Wessel! 205 00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:17,547 You're not acting hard enough! 206 00:12:17,709 --> 00:12:19,825 MeIllvar, you have to respect your actors. 207 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:23,061 When I directed Star Trek IV, I got a magnificent performance. . . 208 00:12:23,229 --> 00:12:25,106 . . .out of Bill because I respected him. 209 00:12:25,269 --> 00:12:28,898 And when I directed Star Trek V, I got a magnificent performance out of me. . . 210 00:12:29,069 --> 00:12:30,707 . . .because I respected me so much! 211 00:12:34,189 --> 00:12:39,786 Okay! I'm done re-ca-foobelling the energy motron, or whatever! 212 00:12:39,949 --> 00:12:41,860 Fire! 213 00:12:45,109 --> 00:12:51,457 My, what a handsome energy creature you are! I love you. 214 00:12:51,629 --> 00:12:53,460 [MELLLVAR SCREAMING] 215 00:12:53,629 --> 00:12:55,108 Hey, you wrote it! 216 00:12:59,269 --> 00:13:00,748 [FRY SCREAMS] 217 00:13:02,109 --> 00:13:04,703 It's not working! He's drawing strength from our weapons! 218 00:13:04,869 --> 00:13:07,019 Like a balloon, and something bad happens! 219 00:13:08,109 --> 00:13:09,462 [MELLLVAR SCREAMS] 220 00:13:10,789 --> 00:13:12,905 [SCREAMING] 221 00:13:23,629 --> 00:13:25,062 BENDER: Yep. 222 00:13:26,949 --> 00:13:28,905 So how's rehearsal going? 223 00:13:29,069 --> 00:13:32,744 Lousy. Here I've been admiring a bunch of actors while you. . . 224 00:13:32,909 --> 00:13:36,982 . . .a crew of genuine space heroes, risked your lives to save them. 225 00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,105 Hey, we've done heroic things too. 226 00:13:39,269 --> 00:13:41,783 Yeah! ln the third season, I kissed Shatner. 227 00:13:41,949 --> 00:13:47,023 Silence! My whole world has turned upside down. I have but one option. 228 00:13:47,189 --> 00:13:49,339 -Keep them and let us go? -No! 229 00:13:49,549 --> 00:13:52,825 To determine who is more worthy of my fanatical devotion. . . 230 00:13:52,989 --> 00:13:56,425 . . .I shall pit you against each other in armed combat. . . 231 00:13:56,589 --> 00:13:58,739 . . .to the death! 232 00:13:59,149 --> 00:14:01,265 Where'd you get an idiotic idea like that? 233 00:14:01,429 --> 00:14:04,978 Episodes 1 9, 46, 56 and 77. 234 00:14:05,149 --> 00:14:08,459 Great list, except you forgot episode 66! 235 00:14:08,629 --> 00:14:09,664 [CHUCKLING] 236 00:14:10,509 --> 00:14:12,261 I was getting to that one! 237 00:14:12,429 --> 00:14:13,782 [MELLLVAR SCREAMS] 238 00:14:21,989 --> 00:14:26,221 So MeIllvar ordered a battle to the death. I assume no one survived. 239 00:14:26,389 --> 00:14:27,378 [SIGHS] 240 00:14:27,549 --> 00:14:30,666 Can we get on with this? My foot's getting tired. 241 00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:35,508 This will be your standard battle to the death. 242 00:14:35,669 --> 00:14:38,741 The only weapons, whatever you can find. 243 00:14:38,909 --> 00:14:43,505 But I warn you, do nothing until I have signaled the start of combat. 244 00:14:44,389 --> 00:14:45,947 Okay, start. 245 00:14:46,109 --> 00:14:47,098 [GASPING] 246 00:14:53,389 --> 00:14:56,347 I don't have much experience at fighting, except with you guys. 247 00:14:56,509 --> 00:14:59,945 I have an idea. Wasn't there an episode where I threw my shoe at the enemy? 248 00:15:00,109 --> 00:15:02,065 You mean Doohan? 249 00:15:03,149 --> 00:15:05,663 Whoever it was, I did it like this. 250 00:15:06,029 --> 00:15:09,101 -Ow! -My foot's cold. 251 00:15:10,669 --> 00:15:12,739 There, we can make these into spears. 252 00:15:12,909 --> 00:15:16,379 We can tie caterpillars together to make bowstrings for bows and arrows. 253 00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,824 And we can use this machine gun to shoot them! 254 00:15:18,989 --> 00:15:20,866 Yee-haa! 255 00:15:25,749 --> 00:15:26,864 [CLICKING] 256 00:15:27,789 --> 00:15:29,905 Ha-ha. That was fun. 257 00:15:31,589 --> 00:15:34,581 What if I distract them with my famous fan dance? 258 00:15:34,749 --> 00:15:38,105 That's good, good. And then, George, you give them a karate chop. 259 00:15:38,269 --> 00:15:40,260 I find that offensive. 260 00:15:40,429 --> 00:15:45,059 Just because I'm of Japanese ancestry, you assume I know karate. 261 00:15:45,229 --> 00:15:48,744 Have I ever led you to believe I have studied karate? 262 00:15:48,909 --> 00:15:51,377 Well, no. But you never talk about yourself. 263 00:15:52,269 --> 00:15:54,783 Maybe if you showed a little interest. 264 00:15:54,949 --> 00:15:56,701 Well, here goes nothing. 265 00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:59,865 [SCREAMING] 266 00:16:03,829 --> 00:16:05,740 Hello, boys. 267 00:16:08,069 --> 00:16:09,661 Oh! 268 00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:11,018 Hi-ya! 269 00:16:11,189 --> 00:16:12,258 [BENDER SCREAMS] 270 00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:18,701 -There's no right way to hit a woman. -Then do it the wrong way. 271 00:16:18,869 --> 00:16:19,858 Fine. 272 00:16:20,029 --> 00:16:21,064 [SCREAMS] 273 00:16:22,269 --> 00:16:23,622 Is that all you got? 274 00:16:24,229 --> 00:16:26,220 Ow! 275 00:16:35,669 --> 00:16:37,102 -Come on, Walter! -Take that! 276 00:16:40,469 --> 00:16:41,743 That hurts! 277 00:16:41,909 --> 00:16:44,946 Let's see if this actually works. Hmm. 278 00:16:46,109 --> 00:16:47,588 Ow! Ow! Ow! 279 00:16:47,749 --> 00:16:49,023 My face! 280 00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:50,941 Ow! My face too! 281 00:16:52,069 --> 00:16:53,582 May l? 282 00:16:57,669 --> 00:17:00,820 MELLLVAR: Excellent, excellent. 283 00:17:00,989 --> 00:17:04,425 Leela, please. This is exactly what MeIllvar wants. 284 00:17:04,589 --> 00:17:07,501 We're just pawns in his diabolical game of checkers. 285 00:17:07,669 --> 00:17:10,388 Can't we resolve our differences some other way? 286 00:17:10,549 --> 00:17:13,746 MOTHER: MeIllvar! Dinnertime! 287 00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:16,742 But, Mom, I'm playing with my collectibles! 288 00:17:16,909 --> 00:17:18,945 -Now! -Uh. . . . 289 00:17:20,389 --> 00:17:23,381 All this time we thought he was a powerful super being. . . 290 00:17:23,549 --> 00:17:24,982 . . .yet he was just a child. 291 00:17:25,149 --> 00:17:28,141 He's not a child! He's 34! 292 00:17:29,869 --> 00:17:33,384 All right, Koenig! I've wanted to do this for years! 293 00:17:33,549 --> 00:17:36,985 Bender, wait! This is our chance to escape before MeIllvar comes back! 294 00:17:37,149 --> 00:17:39,458 But we all need to work together. 295 00:17:42,669 --> 00:17:44,421 I love you so much. 296 00:17:44,589 --> 00:17:45,908 NIMOY: Hello? 297 00:17:46,069 --> 00:17:48,629 -We've decided to work together. -So did they. 298 00:17:48,789 --> 00:17:51,064 Now, how do we escape? 299 00:17:51,229 --> 00:17:54,824 We can't use our ship. We have life support, but the engines are wrecked. 300 00:17:54,989 --> 00:17:59,665 Ironic, because our engines work, but our life-support systems don't. 301 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,899 Hey, if your engines work. . . . 302 00:18:02,069 --> 00:18:03,821 And your life-support systems work. . . . 303 00:18:03,989 --> 00:18:06,059 Stop! You're just going around in circles! 304 00:18:06,229 --> 00:18:09,187 Think, Fry, think. Everyone's depending on you. 305 00:18:17,629 --> 00:18:20,985 We're too heavy! You guys need to lose some weight, fast! 306 00:18:27,469 --> 00:18:30,745 Look, Leonard, we're light enough to keep the tapes! lsn't that great? 307 00:18:30,909 --> 00:18:33,264 I'm living in a gefilte-fish jar. 308 00:18:36,429 --> 00:18:37,418 We did it! 309 00:18:37,589 --> 00:18:39,181 [CHEERING] 310 00:18:40,309 --> 00:18:42,106 [MELLLVAR CHUCKLING] 311 00:18:43,949 --> 00:18:45,064 [SCREAMING] 312 00:18:45,349 --> 00:18:47,067 MeIllvar's got a spaceship! 313 00:18:47,229 --> 00:18:51,859 Yes! ln mint condition, and you made me take it out of the package! 314 00:18:58,109 --> 00:19:00,179 The Nimbus! We're saved! 315 00:19:00,349 --> 00:19:03,307 You're under arrest! Prepare to be boarded. 316 00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:06,907 So I boarded you, huh? What happened next? 317 00:19:07,069 --> 00:19:08,821 You started this stupid court-martial! 318 00:19:08,989 --> 00:19:11,378 If you don't mind, we're still fighting MeIllvar. 319 00:19:22,869 --> 00:19:24,541 One more hit and we're done for! 320 00:19:24,709 --> 00:19:27,542 Let's take him out with us. Do you have a self-destruct code? 321 00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:31,827 Like destruct sequence 1 -A, 2-B, 3-- 322 00:19:31,989 --> 00:19:34,981 Thanks a lot, Takei. Now everybody knows! 323 00:19:35,149 --> 00:19:41,258 If I can 't have the original cast of Star Trek, no one will. Prepare to die! 324 00:19:41,429 --> 00:19:44,148 Wait! lf they mean that much to you, why would you kill them? 325 00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:46,584 Because l.... I.... 326 00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:48,947 I don 't know what I'd do without them. 327 00:19:49,109 --> 00:19:52,146 MeIllvar, you can't let a TV show be your whole life. 328 00:19:52,309 --> 00:19:53,662 You can do anything you want. 329 00:19:53,829 --> 00:19:57,026 Look at Walter Koenig. After Star Trek, he became an actor. 330 00:19:57,189 --> 00:19:59,828 Not just an actor, but a well-rounded person. . . 331 00:19:59,989 --> 00:20:02,787 . . .with my own friends and credit cards and keys. 332 00:20:02,949 --> 00:20:06,339 Well, I guess I could move out of my parent's basement... 333 00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:07,942 ...maybe get a temp job. 334 00:20:08,109 --> 00:20:09,906 Whoa. Whoa! One step at a time. 335 00:20:10,069 --> 00:20:14,460 I thank you, Fry. You know, you and I are of a kind. 336 00:20:14,629 --> 00:20:18,304 In a different reality, I could have called you "friend. " 337 00:20:18,469 --> 00:20:21,142 Episode 1 0: "Balance of Terror. " 338 00:20:21,309 --> 00:20:23,345 More like episode nine, loser! 339 00:20:23,509 --> 00:20:26,182 In your face! Victory is mine! 340 00:20:26,349 --> 00:20:27,907 [MELLLVAR LAUGHING] 341 00:20:29,189 --> 00:20:33,660 I wonder, my friends, was he really such an evil energy gas? 342 00:20:33,829 --> 00:20:35,740 He did give us eternal youth. 343 00:20:35,909 --> 00:20:37,547 24-hour Laundromat. 344 00:20:37,709 --> 00:20:41,702 A full assortment of rum, both spiced and regular. 345 00:20:41,869 --> 00:20:43,985 Truly, it was a paradise. 346 00:20:44,149 --> 00:20:47,983 And all you had to put up with was one really annoying Star Trek fan. 347 00:20:49,389 --> 00:20:50,868 Let's get the hell out of here. 348 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 349 00:20:51,305 --> 00:21:51,396 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app