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Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles

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[SQUAWKS]

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Pazoozoo, you ungrateful gargoyle!

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I put you through college,
and this is how you repay me?

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FARNSWORTH: Let's get this
gargoyle hunt on the road.

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Driving gloves, driving goggles,
driving thong. There!

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Maybe I should drive.

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You? A woman?

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I'm trying to catch a monster,
not find the quickest route to the mall.

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Let me just adjust the seat.

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[RUMBLING]

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My God, he's gonna do it! Everyone,
seat belts to maximum buckling!

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[YELLING]

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[BRAKES SQUEALING]

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[HORNS HONKING]

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FARNSWORTH:
Pazoozoo?

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Pazoozoo?

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Hey, Grandpa!
Move your wrinkly old keister!

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Shut up!

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For heaven's gate!

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This ship can do 99 percent light speed.
Why are we going 35 miles an hour?

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Because we're in a hurry, that's why!

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Plus, you have the high beams on!

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FARNSWORTH:
I can't quite read the sign.

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Pazoozoo?

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Pazoozoo!

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Oh, it's 2:30. We can still catch
the early-bird dinner special.

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Aren't we looking for your gargoyle?

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My what?

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Hello, Mavis. Surprised to see me
back again so soon?

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Mavis is dead.

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I expect you'll want to see my angry,
crotchety, grandpa discount card?

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-Sir, this card has expired.
-But it's good for a lifetime.

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Well, yours expired.

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Oh, Lord! Teeth do not belong
in your pants, professor.

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Well, I can't keep them in my mouth,
they're nuclear-powered!

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Ow! It bit my finger.

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No! No! It's tasted human blood!

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[SCREAMING]

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Mm. Damn good meat.

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[DOOR OPENS]

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Professor, we've talked it over, and
everybody thinks you're too old.

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We've decided to do the merciful thing,
and have you youth-a-sized.

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Dear God, no!

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Relax, professor. Youth-a-sizing
is a trendy new spa treatment.

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It's this season's
shark-cartilage enema!

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But I like being old!

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I don't have to talk to my parents, no
one asks me to help move their stuff. . .

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. . .I don't need to understand
today's "edgy" TV sitcoms.

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Okay, okay. We're not gonna force you
until I finish this sentence. Get him!

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Ah! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh!

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My thong!

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[DOOR OPENS]

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Hi! I'm Heather,
your personal youth-a-sizer.

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Let's get started with
a nice botulism treatment, shall we?

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-Go to hell, Heather!
-Oh. . . .

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In small doses, botulism toxin
tightens and tones the facial muscles. . .

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. . .instead of killing you
in the most horrible fashion imaginable.

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Give me back my floppy face!

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[GROANING]

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Careful with the giblets!

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You're still retaining
a lot of grump in these joints.

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More pressure.

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Ahhh.

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[BEEPING]

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Since this is such a serious case of old,
we'll try our strongest treatment:

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A soothing, full-body bath
in searing hot tar.

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Sir, it's not necessary
or wise to be naked.

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You sound just like
my tennis instructor.

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[GROANS]

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The tar blisters the age
right out of the body. . .

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. . .in what top scientists suspect
is a miracle.

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I don't have time for this!

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I have to go buy a single piece of fruit
with a coupon and then return it. . .

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. . .making people wait behind me
while I complain.

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He still sounds sort of old,
sort of real old.

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Step aside, lady.

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Like everything else in life. . .

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. . .pumping is just a primitive,
degenerate form of bending.

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Whoa. Whoa-oa. Whoa!

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Come on, Bender!
Pump harder! Harder!

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I'm trying as hard as I can.

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Harder, damn you!

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[GRUNTING AND YELLING]

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[RUMBLING]

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[SCREAMING]

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[COUGHING AND GROANING]

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Well, that was an utter waste
of time.

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[GASPING]

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Professor, it worked!
You look young enough to be my father!

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Poodle spit!

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[BEEPING]

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Fifty-three years old?

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Oh, now I'll need a fake ID
to rent ultra-porn.

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VOICE CRACKING: Cool, professor.
We should go out and celebrate!

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[CHATTERING]

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Dear Lord! You've all reverted
to your childhood forms!

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Hooray!
I'm a teenage heartthrob again.

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While I try to restore
our normal ages. . .

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. . .I expect you all to go about your jobs
like responsible professionals.

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It wasn't me, Mr. F. It was Amy.

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-Stop it, Amy!
-You stink!

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You know you did it!

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Quiet! Quiet, I say!

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We're here to take my little stub
of a husband home.

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Hermes, say goodbye
to Mr. Farnsworth.

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Goodbye, Mr. Dumbsworth!

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Hey! This is my chance to spend time
with my parents too.

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But your parents
are gross sewer mutants. Ow!

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When I was an orphan. . .

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. . .I wished I could grow up
with my mom and dad.

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And now, thanks to being
hurled backwards in time--

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That's not what happened!
Shut up and go live with your parents!

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LEELA:
It's gonna be totally awesome, Mom!

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You and me can bake, and argue about
my hairstyle hiding my pretty face. . .

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. . .and if some kid picks on me,
my dad can beat up his dad!

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Can't I just beat up the kid?

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Well, okay, Leela.

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If you think you can put up
with your father, then welcome home.

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We'll try to respect
your independence and freedom.

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No! I want the real teen experience.

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Chores, curfew, the works!

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Fine, sweetiekins,
we'll be the strictest parents ever.

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Now, let's all have some
tequila to celebrate!

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Dad, I'm underage!

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Oh, right.
Here's a silly straw.

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Oh, my Amy is sweet little girl again.

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This like a mother's dream!

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Bad dream, that is. At this rate,
I'm never gonna get a grandchild!

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Maybe she not grown up,
but she sure grown out. She fat!

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Dad, if you're gonna make fat jokes
till I get cute again. . .

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. . .I'm just gonna stay in my room!

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Stay in room? You so fat,
you gonna stay all around room.

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I've got to find a way to escape
the horrible ravages of youth.

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Suddenly, I'm going to the bathroom
like clockwork, every three hours.

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And those jerks at Social Security
stopped sending me checks.

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Now I have to pay them!

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I'm tired of you yapping!

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All you ever do is complain.
You never try to make things better.

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Well, I'm running away
from this dead-end family.

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I know there's a place
for people like me, with new ideas.

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-There has to be!
-Fine. Get going.

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Oh, I'm going, and you're gonna be all,
"Where's Bender? I miss Bender! "

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We won't know that
until you leave.

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-Oh, I'm leaving.
-There's the door.

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I'll be good.

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Ah. Do you have to shed your skin
on the couch?

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What do we live in, a zoo?

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[DOORBELL RINGS]

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I'm getting the doorbell.

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For me?

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Hello, sir. It's a lovely evening
you have tonight.

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I'm here to pick up your daughter.

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Hi, Fry. I like your blazer.

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Thanks. These aren't pockets,
they're just flaps.

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I put my money in my sock.

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So where are you taking
my daughter tonight?

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VOICE CRACKING: A movie.
A movie, ma'am.

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Well, whatever you're really doing,
don't wake us if you get in after 1 2.

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Dad, you're being too lenient again.

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I have to be back by 1 1 .

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Okay, okay! You're the boss.

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No, I'm not!

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I'd like a sewer burger,
but without the rat feces.

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What, are you on a diet?

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Leela, you look hot.

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Jeez, Moose. Just dump me right
in front of her, why don't you.

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Moose, Mandy,
this is my friend Fry. . .

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. . .from the surface.

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Oh, so this is the famous Fry.
What is he. . .

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. . .Iike, the biggest loser on the surface
so he has to hang out in the sewer?

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-They're onto me!
-Hey, come on. . .

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. . .Iet's act like grownups here.

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-Wanna race?
-Yeah.

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Theres. The world's drinkings water
is safes for another days.

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Whoas! Cripe!

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LEELA:
A tapeworm!

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We missed the turn!
We'll never catch them.

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Yes, we will. This sewer goes right
under Planet Express, and it's 9 p.m.

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[TOILET FLUSHES]

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FARNSWORTH: The devil take this
predictable colon!

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[YELLING]

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[CHEERING]

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-All right!
-Whoo-hoo!

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Leela, you can stop winning now,
we won!

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LEELA:
I can't reach the hand brake!

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That's detention.

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And then a giant tapeworm
tried to play us for chumps. . .

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. . .but we totally dissed Moose.

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Yes, I'd like to meet this Moose.

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But in the meantime,
I have good news!

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I may have solved our age problem.

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Yay!

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It seems the youth-a-sizing tar was
saturated with time-altering kronatons.

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A thin layer is still stuck
to our DNA. . .

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. . .as well as Bender's robo, or "RNA. "

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-Question.
-Yes?

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You stink.

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Yes, yes. Anyhow, I've designed
an oil-eating bacterium. . .

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. . .that should take the tar
right off.

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Come on. Let's go tell Leela
so we can grow up together.

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[MIMICS KISSING]

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Thanks, professor,
but I don't want the treatment.

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Don't you understand,
you little nitwit?

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Unless you're treated soon,
the only way to restore your true age. . .

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. . .will be to grow into it,
just as God intended.

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He has a point, honey.
What about your job and your friends?

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Do you really want
to abandon your old life?

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My old life wasn't as glamorous
as my web page made it look.

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All I ever wanted was
to grow up here with you.

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-Please?
-Well, if it's what you really want.

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It is, I know it is.

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VOICE CRACKING:
I'll miss you, Leela.

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I'll come back and visit
when I'm all grown up.

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-Bring beer.
-No beer till you finish your tequila!

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The age-restoring microbes are ready.

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Everyone into the bacterial
spew chamber.

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[CHEERING]

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Yes, everyone do the same thing.

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Initiating controlled infection.

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[WHIRRING]

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[MACHINE COUGHING AND SNEEZING]

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ZOIDBERG: I'm no doctor, but this
machine guy could use a lozenge.

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[FARNSWORTH GASPS]

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Ah, poo! We're even younger!

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[BEEPING]

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Damn! The bacteria pigged
out on the tar. . .

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. . .and now they're getting
freaky deaky. . .

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. . .spreading kronatons
throughout our systems!

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We're getting younger
by the minute!

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[GASPING]

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What? I'm gonna revert
through all my larval stages?

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Word. We'll all keep getting
younger and younger. . .

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. . .until we suffer
a fate worse than death:

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Pre-life! Then death.

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[BEEPING]

238
00:14:56,173 --> 00:14:59,051
I've got to stop this reverse
aging before we all shrivel up. . .

239
00:14:59,213 --> 00:15:01,443
. . .and suffer the agony of un-birth!

240
00:15:01,653 --> 00:15:03,803
Think, you disco duck, think!

241
00:15:03,973 --> 00:15:06,851
What's that squirmal under your shirt?

242
00:15:07,093 --> 00:15:10,244
Oh. Get off me, you parasitic lamprey!

243
00:15:10,693 --> 00:15:13,048
Oh, sure, you need all your blood!

244
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[ZOIDBERG MIMICS
THE THREE STOOGES]

245
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Would you all chill?

246
00:15:18,253 --> 00:15:21,290
I can't think with you kids
cramping my style!

247
00:15:21,853 --> 00:15:23,730
I need a babysitter.

248
00:15:24,213 --> 00:15:26,443
LEELA:
Okay, quiet time.

249
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[CHEERING]

250
00:15:28,933 --> 00:15:33,165
I know, everyone pretend a goblin ate
your tongues, and I'll read you a story.

251
00:15:34,053 --> 00:15:35,566
Yeah, a story!

252
00:15:35,773 --> 00:15:38,492
I can't see from down here, I can't!

253
00:15:39,093 --> 00:15:40,367
There.

254
00:15:40,533 --> 00:15:42,763
Today's story is
from Muteen Magazine.

255
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Who would you rather hear about,
Four-legged Chachi or Tentacle Chachi?

256
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I want to hear a space story!

257
00:15:50,653 --> 00:15:53,770
It's kind of a baby book,
but okay. Let's see.

258
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"Snow White Dwarf
and the Seven Red Dwarfs. "

259
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"Charlotte's Tholian Web. "
"The Fountain of Aging. "

260
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[GASPS]

261
00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:05,047
The Fountain of Aging? Hm.

262
00:16:05,213 --> 00:16:06,885
It is just a legend.

263
00:16:07,093 --> 00:16:11,689
Still, they called the Tooth Fairy
a legend, and now he's head of the FBl!

264
00:16:14,053 --> 00:16:15,372
What's up? Kids ready?

265
00:16:16,253 --> 00:16:18,323
Yay! Professie's back!

266
00:16:19,253 --> 00:16:21,813
Ew. You smell like smoking.

267
00:16:21,973 --> 00:16:23,292
And drinking!

268
00:16:23,493 --> 00:16:26,326
I had a few beers,
but I'm cool to drive.

269
00:16:26,533 --> 00:16:28,603
I wish I could come
with you to say goodbye. . .

270
00:16:28,773 --> 00:16:30,968
. . .before you all turn back
into grownups. . .

271
00:16:31,133 --> 00:16:33,522
. . .but I'm grounded
for knocking the school over.

272
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:36,810
Who cares, Leela?
It was just a public school.

273
00:16:36,973 --> 00:16:38,884
Now, go with your friends, please.

274
00:16:39,093 --> 00:16:42,688
No! A grounded teenager
must be confined to her room!

275
00:16:43,733 --> 00:16:45,530
Until she sneaks out.

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BENDER: When I grow up,
I wanna be a steam shovel!

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According to this, the fountain
is located in the darkest. . .

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. . .most ancient region of space,
just past Teddy Bear Junction.

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Teddy Bear Junction,
the worst scum-hole in the galaxy.

280
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This solar system is, like, way old!

281
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Look how high the asteroid belt
is pulled up on that planet!

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FARNSWORTH:
News flash:

283
00:17:19,093 --> 00:17:22,847
Everything's getting older the closer
we get to that ancient, burnt-out sun.

284
00:17:23,013 --> 00:17:26,483
Dude, the Fountain of Aging
must be on the sun itself!

285
00:17:26,693 --> 00:17:28,684
Shut up! I was gonna say that.

286
00:17:39,053 --> 00:17:41,169
[BABIES CRYING]

287
00:17:41,813 --> 00:17:44,930
We've got to hurry.
The kids have only one change of pants.

288
00:17:49,493 --> 00:17:53,645
We gotta be real, real careful
to stay in just long enough. . .

289
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. . .to make us our right ages again.

290
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[SPLASHING]
ZOIDBERG: Whee!

291
00:17:59,373 --> 00:18:01,170
Zoidberg, get out of there!

292
00:18:01,373 --> 00:18:05,286
The current!
It's too much already! Help!

293
00:18:10,093 --> 00:18:11,367
Jeepers!

294
00:18:11,533 --> 00:18:15,526
-Zoidberg is dead!
ZOIDBERG: Zoidberg's brother is dead.

295
00:18:15,733 --> 00:18:19,772
Funny story. I just reverted to the age
when my siblings budded from me. . .

296
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:23,084
. . .and my brother Norman
split off and jumped in the fountain.

297
00:18:23,253 --> 00:18:26,370
He always had to be
the center of attention!

298
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:28,652
Let him go.

299
00:18:29,453 --> 00:18:31,569
Oh, no!

300
00:18:35,933 --> 00:18:38,845
Quick! Get them into the fountain!

301
00:18:40,693 --> 00:18:42,684
Thanks for the help, Leela.

302
00:18:42,853 --> 00:18:46,368
Once we're growed up,
you can go back to your family.

303
00:18:46,533 --> 00:18:48,808
We'll never bother you again.

304
00:18:49,413 --> 00:18:51,210
Well, you could bother me a little.

305
00:18:54,653 --> 00:18:56,530
It's working! Hooray!

306
00:18:56,693 --> 00:18:58,524
I can't hold on!

307
00:18:58,773 --> 00:19:00,764
[SCREAMING]

308
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:03,651
I'm coming in after you!

309
00:19:03,813 --> 00:19:06,327
No, Leela!
You can't give up your childhood.

310
00:19:06,493 --> 00:19:09,883
You'll never have
another chance at it!

311
00:19:21,053 --> 00:19:22,645
[YELLING]

312
00:19:29,533 --> 00:19:32,525
[COUGHING AND GROANING]

313
00:19:34,213 --> 00:19:36,283
We did it!
We're the right ages again!

314
00:19:36,493 --> 00:19:38,404
I think I might be
a couple years younger!

315
00:19:38,573 --> 00:19:40,768
Oh, me too!

316
00:19:40,933 --> 00:19:41,922
[GROANING]

317
00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:43,492
FARNSWORTH:
Help!

318
00:19:43,693 --> 00:19:46,924
I'm still in mid-peril, you clods!

319
00:19:47,133 --> 00:19:49,169
He's too far out!
We can't reach him!

320
00:19:49,373 --> 00:19:54,367
With my last breath,
I curse Zoidberg!

321
00:20:02,613 --> 00:20:04,365
[SQUAWKING]

322
00:20:08,053 --> 00:20:09,850
Pazoozoo!

323
00:20:10,013 --> 00:20:12,083
You came back to me.

324
00:20:15,013 --> 00:20:17,766
Are you back to your original age,
professor?

325
00:20:18,253 --> 00:20:19,652
[BEEPING]

326
00:20:20,613 --> 00:20:22,569
Even older! Huzzah!

327
00:20:22,733 --> 00:20:23,722
[CRACKING]

328
00:20:24,053 --> 00:20:26,487
I'm sorry you had
to give up being a kid, Leela.

329
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:30,447
Well, I guess every adult wants
to be a kid again sometimes.

330
00:20:30,613 --> 00:20:32,604
But I worked hard
to be the person I am.

331
00:20:32,813 --> 00:20:35,327
-The fabulous person.
-With friends like you guys.

332
00:20:35,493 --> 00:20:37,211
Fabulous friends.

333
00:20:37,493 --> 00:20:41,008
And I'm really happy
I have that life back.

334
00:20:41,213 --> 00:20:46,333
And you, my faithful fiend,
how can I ever repay you?

335
00:20:47,253 --> 00:20:51,212
And that, little one,
is how Papa gained his freedom.

336
00:20:51,373 --> 00:20:53,682
Now, bonne nuit.

337
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:56,651
Bonne nuit to you all.

338
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[BELL RINGING]

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00:21:00,305 --> 00:22:00,674
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