1 00:00:07,213 --> 00:00:09,408 The Why of Fry 2 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:17,074 Who are the real-world Illuminati ? Find out @ saveanilluminati.com 3 00:00:35,373 --> 00:00:38,126 Delivery boy Philip J. Fry, reporting for duty. 4 00:00:38,333 --> 00:00:40,767 Dr. Zoidberg, soaking in brine. 5 00:00:40,933 --> 00:00:42,571 Ah. . . . 6 00:00:46,133 --> 00:00:49,250 What is the meaning of this? We've got a delivery. Let's move! 7 00:00:50,373 --> 00:00:52,409 Amy, mission profile. 8 00:00:54,133 --> 00:00:57,170 Interesting. Interesting. 9 00:00:57,373 --> 00:01:01,002 -Dr. Zoidberg, mission bag? -Packed and ready, sir. 10 00:01:01,173 --> 00:01:04,802 What's this? This is the same toy surprise I got last time. 11 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:08,728 I can't work under these conditions. And without me, there is no mission. 12 00:01:08,933 --> 00:01:11,493 -I am the mission. -We're back from the mission. 13 00:01:11,693 --> 00:01:13,524 What? You went without me? 14 00:01:13,733 --> 00:01:16,088 You were looking up curse words in the dictionary. 15 00:01:16,253 --> 00:01:20,883 -It seemed like a better use of your time. -But I'm the delivery boy. 16 00:01:21,093 --> 00:01:24,165 -Don't worry, everything went fine. -Better than usual. 17 00:01:24,333 --> 00:01:26,210 We got medals. 18 00:01:26,413 --> 00:01:29,211 Good work, team. We really pulled together on this one. 19 00:01:29,373 --> 00:01:31,284 Whoo-hoo! 20 00:01:32,013 --> 00:01:33,890 They got medals. 21 00:01:42,333 --> 00:01:44,210 I'm real sorry I missed the mission. 22 00:01:44,373 --> 00:01:46,967 -You might have needed me. -Nope. 23 00:01:47,133 --> 00:01:49,044 -But if I'd been there, l-- -Nope! 24 00:01:49,213 --> 00:01:50,248 -Look-- -Nope. 25 00:01:50,413 --> 00:01:52,369 -Bender's great. -Nope. 26 00:01:52,573 --> 00:01:55,770 Leela, let me make it up by taking you out for dinner tonight. 27 00:01:55,933 --> 00:01:59,403 -Nope, I've got a date with Chaz. -Chaz? 28 00:01:59,613 --> 00:02:03,128 I met him at that charity cockfight last week. He's the mayor's aide. 29 00:02:03,333 --> 00:02:05,608 -Oh, you go, mutant girl. -Oh. 30 00:02:05,813 --> 00:02:10,204 -I do go. He's a very important man. -So? I'm just as important as him. 31 00:02:12,493 --> 00:02:17,169 It's just that the kind of importance I have, it doesn't matter if I don't do it. 32 00:02:22,133 --> 00:02:24,203 [PURRING] 33 00:02:24,773 --> 00:02:26,491 Oh, I'm nobody. 34 00:02:26,653 --> 00:02:29,213 There are guys in the background of "Mary Worth" comics. . . 35 00:02:29,373 --> 00:02:30,965 . . .who are more important than me. 36 00:02:31,133 --> 00:02:34,125 Buck up, meat loaf. Bender will take you out and cheer you up. 37 00:02:34,333 --> 00:02:37,325 What do you want to do? And I mean anything. You have the power. 38 00:02:37,493 --> 00:02:40,007 Name it and I'm there. You the man. 39 00:02:40,213 --> 00:02:43,922 -Well, okay. Let's go bowling. -Nah. 40 00:02:49,813 --> 00:02:51,724 Table for two? Step right this way. 41 00:02:51,893 --> 00:02:54,885 I'm afraid we don't have a reservation, but as you can see. . . 42 00:02:55,093 --> 00:02:58,085 . . .I'm the mayor's aide. Table for two, please. 43 00:02:58,653 --> 00:03:00,325 Okay, then. 44 00:03:08,373 --> 00:03:10,728 -Hey! -It's okay, my man. . . 45 00:03:10,893 --> 00:03:13,453 . . .I got you covered on your next health inspection. 46 00:03:13,613 --> 00:03:17,765 Oh, I really appreciate that, Mr. Mayor's Aide. Here you go. 47 00:03:17,933 --> 00:03:19,730 Compliments of the house. 48 00:03:19,893 --> 00:03:24,091 Wow! Free bread at a restaurant! ls there anything you can't do? 49 00:03:24,293 --> 00:03:29,048 -I can't fail the mayor. Not ever. -Oh. 50 00:03:36,213 --> 00:03:37,202 [BELL RINGS] 51 00:03:38,493 --> 00:03:42,008 -Oh, jeez, I better not let Leela see me. -Hey, I hear Fry. 52 00:03:42,693 --> 00:03:44,524 -Boy, am I glad you're here. -You are? 53 00:03:44,693 --> 00:03:46,809 Things aren't working out with what's-his-name? 54 00:03:46,973 --> 00:03:48,929 Actually, they are. 55 00:03:49,133 --> 00:03:52,125 Confidentially, I might not make it back to my apartment tonight. 56 00:03:52,293 --> 00:03:55,842 -Could you walk Nibbler for me? -Ah. . . . 57 00:03:56,093 --> 00:03:59,642 And bring a baggie, in case he drops a steamer. Have a great night. 58 00:04:02,973 --> 00:04:04,725 [MUMBLING] 59 00:04:04,893 --> 00:04:07,043 Oh, no. Please, no! 60 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:09,886 Perfect. 61 00:04:13,213 --> 00:04:14,566 [GROANING] 62 00:04:15,573 --> 00:04:16,767 [SIREN WAILING] 63 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:21,250 Whoa. Smells like a 289 in progress. 64 00:04:21,453 --> 00:04:25,605 Failure to scoop. Oh, yeah. 65 00:04:25,813 --> 00:04:29,806 Wait, I'm trying. It weighs as much as 1 000 suns. 66 00:04:33,573 --> 00:04:37,452 Don't worry. I'll pull some strings, see if I can't get you tried as a juvenile. 67 00:04:37,613 --> 00:04:40,332 Oh, Chaz. 68 00:04:42,573 --> 00:04:44,962 [SIGHS] 69 00:04:47,613 --> 00:04:50,844 I'm as worthless as this trashcan. 70 00:04:51,413 --> 00:04:53,643 You think I'm as worthless as you? 71 00:04:53,813 --> 00:04:58,807 Try catching garbage in your head and raising six kids, you dumb townie. 72 00:05:03,013 --> 00:05:05,732 Oh, Nibbler, at least I'm important to you. . . 73 00:05:05,893 --> 00:05:08,202 . . .even if it's only because I clean up your poop. 74 00:05:08,413 --> 00:05:11,928 The poop eradication is but one aspect of your importance. 75 00:05:14,013 --> 00:05:15,844 [SCREAMS] 76 00:05:16,013 --> 00:05:18,402 -Did you just talk? -Indeed. . . 77 00:05:18,573 --> 00:05:20,962 . . .and I have other amazing powers as well. 78 00:05:21,133 --> 00:05:22,885 Like what? 79 00:05:34,293 --> 00:05:36,488 -Are you my mommy? -Negative. 80 00:05:36,653 --> 00:05:38,723 [GROANING] 81 00:05:55,453 --> 00:05:58,126 -Welcome, Lord Nibbler. -Welcome acknowledged. 82 00:05:58,293 --> 00:06:00,853 I bring with me The Mighty One. 83 00:06:02,093 --> 00:06:03,082 Uh? 84 00:06:03,413 --> 00:06:07,770 At last, our centuries upon centuries of waiting have achieved fruition. 85 00:06:07,933 --> 00:06:10,322 Aren't you a fuzzy little guy? 86 00:06:10,533 --> 00:06:12,489 [PURRING] 87 00:06:12,653 --> 00:06:15,850 Stop that! Please, Your Mightiness. 88 00:06:16,053 --> 00:06:19,728 "Mightiness"? Are you off your nut? I got kidnapped by a bunch of guinea pigs. 89 00:06:19,973 --> 00:06:21,850 [GIBBERING] 90 00:06:22,573 --> 00:06:24,609 -Does he not know? -He does not know. 91 00:06:24,813 --> 00:06:26,804 -He knows not? -Knows not does he. 92 00:06:27,013 --> 00:06:28,526 -Not he knows? -Enough! 93 00:06:28,733 --> 00:06:32,282 Fry, it is my duty to inform you that the fate of humanity. . . 94 00:06:32,453 --> 00:06:35,650 . . .the fate of our race, indeed, the fate of all that exists. . . 95 00:06:35,813 --> 00:06:38,725 . . .and ever will exist, rests with you. 96 00:06:38,893 --> 00:06:42,681 You are the single most important person in the universe. 97 00:06:44,413 --> 00:06:46,005 Oh, snap. 98 00:06:51,133 --> 00:06:57,083 On this auspicious occasion, let the horn of eternity cut a thunderous blast. 99 00:06:57,613 --> 00:06:59,331 [MUFFLED BLOWING] 100 00:07:02,693 --> 00:07:06,242 The Feast of a Thousand Beasts is begun. 101 00:07:08,333 --> 00:07:10,289 [BURPING] 102 00:07:12,013 --> 00:07:13,844 -You gonna eat that? -Maybe later. 103 00:07:16,413 --> 00:07:20,406 The time has come to discuss matters of the gravest importance. 104 00:07:21,293 --> 00:07:23,249 Fry, do you remember some months ago. . . 105 00:07:23,413 --> 00:07:25,802 . . .when Earth was attacked by Flying Brains? 106 00:07:25,973 --> 00:07:30,444 I remember the dancing stomachs. That might've been a Mylanta commercial. 107 00:07:30,653 --> 00:07:32,644 Wait, the Brains! I do remember. . . 108 00:07:32,813 --> 00:07:34,929 . . .but no one else does. They said I was crazy. 109 00:07:35,133 --> 00:07:36,964 You remember because you were. . . 110 00:07:37,133 --> 00:07:39,852 . . .the only one immune to the Brains' mental attack. 111 00:07:40,053 --> 00:07:41,566 Because I'm so smart? 112 00:07:41,733 --> 00:07:43,086 [CHUCKLING] 113 00:07:43,253 --> 00:07:44,572 Oh, my. 114 00:07:44,733 --> 00:07:49,204 Anyway, your immunity is due to the fact that you lack the delta brain wave. 115 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:54,323 It's a genetic abnormality, which resulted when you went back in time. . . 116 00:07:54,493 --> 00:07:58,372 . . .and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather. 117 00:07:58,573 --> 00:08:00,450 I did do the nasty in the past-y. 118 00:08:00,653 --> 00:08:05,283 Verily, and that past nastification is what shields you from the Brains. 119 00:08:05,453 --> 00:08:08,172 You are the last hope of the universe. 120 00:08:08,373 --> 00:08:11,490 So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct? 121 00:08:11,693 --> 00:08:15,891 Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock. 122 00:08:20,373 --> 00:08:23,490 For a thousand years, the evil Brains have been constructing. . . 123 00:08:23,653 --> 00:08:25,769 . . .the lnfo-Sphere, a giant memory bank. . . 124 00:08:25,933 --> 00:08:28,891 . . .twice the size of three ordinary memory banks. 125 00:08:29,053 --> 00:08:31,283 -What's evil about that? -They plan to collect. . . 126 00:08:31,453 --> 00:08:34,684 . . .all the information in the universe and store it within the sphere. 127 00:08:34,853 --> 00:08:36,730 -They're trying to learn things? -Right. 128 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:39,652 -Those bastards! -Being brains, they feel compelled. . . 129 00:08:39,813 --> 00:08:42,691 . . .to know everything, and soon they will. 130 00:08:42,893 --> 00:08:45,805 -I'm as mad as I've ever been. -Once their task is complete. . . 131 00:08:45,973 --> 00:08:48,441 . . .they will ensure that no new information arises. . . 132 00:08:48,613 --> 00:08:52,208 . . .in the only way possible. By destroying the universe. 133 00:08:52,413 --> 00:08:54,324 Now it's personal. 134 00:08:54,533 --> 00:08:56,763 Your mission is to infiltrate the lnfo-Sphere. . . 135 00:08:56,933 --> 00:08:58,969 . . .and plant this quantum interface bomb. . . 136 00:08:59,133 --> 00:09:03,206 . . .blasting them into an alternate universe from which there is no return. 137 00:09:03,413 --> 00:09:07,611 Then outrun the blast on this Scooty-Puff Junior. 138 00:09:07,773 --> 00:09:09,525 [MUSIC PLAYS] 139 00:09:14,333 --> 00:09:16,403 Okay, let's go through this once more from the-- 140 00:09:16,573 --> 00:09:18,291 [YELLS] 141 00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:28,291 -Brains! -Fear not, Mighty One. 142 00:09:28,453 --> 00:09:30,842 Your missing brain wave makes you invisible to them. 143 00:09:31,013 --> 00:09:35,211 -So long as you avoid intense thinking. -Sorry, what? I wasn't paying attention. 144 00:09:35,373 --> 00:09:37,443 -That is most wise. -Who? 145 00:09:41,213 --> 00:09:43,681 In a few seconds, the Brains will finish scanning... 146 00:09:43,853 --> 00:09:46,242 ... the last bits of information in the universe. 147 00:09:46,493 --> 00:09:49,371 COMPUTER: Beavers mate for life. Eleven greater than four. 148 00:09:49,533 --> 00:09:52,411 For quality carpets, visit Caplan 's Carpet Warehouse. 149 00:09:55,093 --> 00:09:57,812 Now the lnfo-Sphere will open its protective crust... 150 00:09:57,973 --> 00:10:01,852 ...so as to scan itself, completing its thousand-year task. 151 00:10:12,533 --> 00:10:16,128 This is your one chance to enter the sphere. Scoot. Scoot now! 152 00:10:38,933 --> 00:10:41,572 [GRUNTING] 153 00:10:41,733 --> 00:10:43,132 I'm at the input console. 154 00:10:43,293 --> 00:10:45,807 I'm nervous, and I've got brain in my butt crack. 155 00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:47,492 Roger. 156 00:10:47,653 --> 00:10:51,771 Once you press the detonator, you will have 60 seconds for an exciting escape. 157 00:10:55,853 --> 00:10:58,731 Hey, wait. This Brain knows about everything, right? 158 00:10:58,933 --> 00:11:02,403 It will soon. That's why you're supposed to be setting off a bomb. 159 00:11:02,613 --> 00:11:05,002 I can't pass up a chance to learn the answers. . . 160 00:11:05,173 --> 00:11:07,892 . . .to the greatest questions of all time. 161 00:11:08,053 --> 00:11:10,169 Is it true that postage-stamp glue is made of--? 162 00:11:10,373 --> 00:11:11,965 MASTER BRAIN: Correct, toad mucus. 163 00:11:12,173 --> 00:11:13,492 [TOAD CROAKS] 164 00:11:13,693 --> 00:11:15,809 There's no time for this. Activate the bomb. 165 00:11:16,013 --> 00:11:19,130 Wait, wait, wait. What really killed the dinosaurs? 166 00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:22,006 MASTER BRAIN: Me! 167 00:11:22,173 --> 00:11:24,846 COMPUTER: Unauthorized data access. 168 00:11:31,053 --> 00:11:32,532 Uh-oh. 169 00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:35,526 Detecting trace amounts of mental activity. 170 00:11:35,693 --> 00:11:38,765 Possibly a dead weasel or a cartoon viewer. 171 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,601 Ew! Gross, cut it out. 172 00:11:42,813 --> 00:11:45,373 Odd, he is immune to our psionic attack. 173 00:11:45,533 --> 00:11:49,367 Impossible. We're an ambitious young squad with everything to prove. 174 00:11:49,573 --> 00:11:52,485 It appears we are in the presence of the fabled one. . . 175 00:11:52,653 --> 00:11:55,884 . . .but without his Scooty-Puff Junior, he cannot escape. 176 00:11:56,093 --> 00:11:58,891 [BRAIN CHUCKLING] 177 00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:01,812 A quantum interface bomb? Are you insane in the membrane? 178 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:04,368 You got it, Poindexter. 179 00:12:09,213 --> 00:12:10,248 Oh, not good. 180 00:12:10,453 --> 00:12:14,412 COMPUTER: Detonation in T-minus 60 Earth seconds. 181 00:12:14,573 --> 00:12:15,767 [BEEPING] 182 00:12:16,013 --> 00:12:19,085 You fool! You will be transported to the other universe with us. 183 00:12:19,253 --> 00:12:21,084 Trapped there for all eternity. 184 00:12:21,293 --> 00:12:23,887 We'll form a tight clique that you won't be part of. 185 00:12:24,093 --> 00:12:26,732 Well, at least I did one important thing with my life. . . 186 00:12:26,893 --> 00:12:29,088 . . .Ieading good to victory over evil. 187 00:12:29,293 --> 00:12:30,965 -Yeah! -Exactly! 188 00:12:31,133 --> 00:12:34,125 The Nibblonians? Good? Ha. 189 00:12:34,293 --> 00:12:37,842 During your last moments in this universe, perhaps you should query. . . 190 00:12:38,053 --> 00:12:42,331 . . .our database concerning the night of December 31 , 1 999. 191 00:12:42,493 --> 00:12:45,485 -The day I got frozen? What about it? -No. 192 00:12:45,653 --> 00:12:48,565 Don 't ask about that. It would be boring. 193 00:12:48,853 --> 00:12:50,366 -Forget it, then. -Query! 194 00:12:50,573 --> 00:12:52,131 Okay. 195 00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:57,168 What happened to me, Philip J. Fry, on the night of December 31 , 1 999? 196 00:12:57,373 --> 00:13:00,524 Clarification request. Are you the Philip J. Fry from Earth. . . 197 00:13:00,693 --> 00:13:03,924 . . .or the Philip J. Fry from Hovering Squid World 97A? 198 00:13:04,133 --> 00:13:06,727 Earth, you fat idiot. Hurry up. 199 00:13:11,813 --> 00:13:15,010 Hello? Pizza delivery for... 200 00:13:15,213 --> 00:13:18,330 ... "I. C. Wiener"? Oh, crud. 201 00:13:18,613 --> 00:13:20,968 Uh, I can't believe how fat I look. 202 00:13:25,093 --> 00:13:27,653 Oh, Nibbler's there. Wait. What?! 203 00:13:30,213 --> 00:13:32,408 [SCREAMS] 204 00:13:32,653 --> 00:13:34,245 FRY: What the--? 205 00:13:35,813 --> 00:13:39,931 I-- I don't understand. You made me go in the freezer tube? 206 00:13:40,133 --> 00:13:42,966 COMPUTER: Detonation in T-minus 15 seconds. 207 00:13:43,173 --> 00:13:45,767 You little runts froze me. You took away my life. 208 00:13:45,973 --> 00:13:49,170 -We can explain. -No, you can't. Shut your adorable trap. 209 00:13:49,373 --> 00:13:52,649 We had no choice. You were the only one who could help us. 210 00:13:52,813 --> 00:13:56,567 What is one life weighed against the entire universe? 211 00:13:57,133 --> 00:13:59,601 But it was my life. 212 00:13:59,813 --> 00:14:02,771 Detonation in two, one-- 213 00:14:02,933 --> 00:14:06,642 Will the owner of a white Pontiac Firebird--? Oh, never mind, zero! 214 00:14:22,773 --> 00:14:25,651 Well, here we are, trapped for eternity. 215 00:14:25,813 --> 00:14:30,045 -We could sing "American Pie. " -Go ahead, I deserve it. 216 00:14:30,213 --> 00:14:33,171 I wish those stupid raccoons had never brought me to the future. 217 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,967 I have shocking data relevant to this conversation. 218 00:14:36,133 --> 00:14:37,691 We don't care, you dope. 219 00:14:37,893 --> 00:14:40,327 We're in another universe. You're not in charge. 220 00:14:40,533 --> 00:14:45,766 It is possible for the Philip Fry to resume his life on December 31 , 1 999. 221 00:14:45,933 --> 00:14:48,606 Really? I can go back in time? 222 00:14:48,773 --> 00:14:50,843 MASTER BRAIN: There is a nexus point. . . 223 00:14:51,013 --> 00:14:53,652 . . .at the space-time where you entered the cryogenic tube. 224 00:14:53,813 --> 00:14:56,247 You, and only you, can return there. 225 00:14:56,453 --> 00:14:59,172 Interesting. You could stop the Nibblonian. . . 226 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,324 . . .from pushing you into the cryogenic tube. 227 00:15:01,493 --> 00:15:04,007 That is interesting. Why? 228 00:15:04,213 --> 00:15:06,568 It will be as if you never came to the future. 229 00:15:06,733 --> 00:15:09,452 You will have your life back, and we will succeed. . . 230 00:15:09,613 --> 00:15:12,844 . . .in our plan to understand and destroy the universe. 231 00:15:13,053 --> 00:15:16,443 -Everybody wins. BRAIN: The human returns to the past! 232 00:15:16,653 --> 00:15:18,166 NARRATOR: Meanwhile.... 233 00:15:18,573 --> 00:15:22,646 I love rocket skating, but the wait is always so long. 234 00:15:22,813 --> 00:15:26,249 Poor Fry once stood in line six hours just to get me a ticket. 235 00:15:26,413 --> 00:15:29,610 Six hours? Sounds like a real nobody. . . 236 00:15:29,773 --> 00:15:34,130 . . .but now it's time for somebody and some chick he's with to go skating. 237 00:15:37,133 --> 00:15:40,045 -You reserved the whole rink? -Yep, buzzed ahead. . . 238 00:15:40,213 --> 00:15:43,888 . . .Iet them know whose aide was coming by. The mayor's, that's whose. 239 00:15:44,093 --> 00:15:46,004 Oh, Chaz! 240 00:15:53,893 --> 00:15:57,283 Mr. Vogel, I thought we was going skating. 241 00:15:57,453 --> 00:15:59,250 No, we're not important enough. 242 00:15:59,413 --> 00:16:03,088 Everybody just hold hands until the bus driver comes back from his haircut. 243 00:16:04,013 --> 00:16:07,801 -Oh, let's let those kids skate with us. -What? Seriously? 244 00:16:07,973 --> 00:16:11,761 -I'm trying to impress you with my clout. -I know, and it's working. 245 00:16:11,933 --> 00:16:14,447 But think how much skating would mean to those kids. 246 00:16:14,653 --> 00:16:16,928 We came here instead of eating today. 247 00:16:17,133 --> 00:16:20,250 This might be their only chance to skate here their whole lives. 248 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:24,167 -Who are we to say they can't? -The mayor's aide and his badge. 249 00:16:24,613 --> 00:16:27,491 Beat it, kids! Come back when you got connections. 250 00:16:29,173 --> 00:16:30,447 All right, little ones. . . 251 00:16:30,613 --> 00:16:34,003 . . .back to the orphanarium. You can slide around the gym in your socks. 252 00:16:34,173 --> 00:16:35,526 What socks? 253 00:16:35,893 --> 00:16:39,044 So am I gonna get lucky tonight, or what? 254 00:16:39,693 --> 00:16:41,126 [MUMBLING] 255 00:16:47,813 --> 00:16:49,565 I hope your calculations are correct. 256 00:16:49,733 --> 00:16:53,806 Our calculations are always correct, for we are gigantic brains. 257 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,605 Initiate space-time transfer. 258 00:17:10,373 --> 00:17:13,331 I hereby place an order for one cheese pizza. 259 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,728 MAN: One pie, nothing good on it. Name? 260 00:17:15,893 --> 00:17:18,327 I-period-C-period Wiener. 261 00:17:19,493 --> 00:17:23,850 Talk a little louder. It sounds like you got some kind of tiny head on you. 262 00:17:27,733 --> 00:17:29,325 [DOOR OPENS] 263 00:17:33,573 --> 00:17:36,770 Hello? Pizza delivery for. . . 264 00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:40,090 . . . "I.C. Wiener"? Oh, crud. 265 00:17:42,173 --> 00:17:43,731 Gotcha! 266 00:17:43,893 --> 00:17:46,088 -I don't understand. -Yes, you do. 267 00:17:46,253 --> 00:17:48,687 You came back in time to knock me into that freezer. . . 268 00:17:48,853 --> 00:17:50,525 . . .and now I came back to stop you. 269 00:17:50,733 --> 00:17:53,645 I did not come back in time. My people lack that ability. 270 00:17:53,853 --> 00:17:56,811 But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop. 271 00:17:57,013 --> 00:18:00,369 Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. 272 00:18:00,533 --> 00:18:02,922 You will meet me when I'm 1 000 years older. 273 00:18:03,133 --> 00:18:05,693 Not if you don't freeze me. 274 00:18:07,293 --> 00:18:10,569 Please, our sages foresee that in 1 000 years. . . 275 00:18:10,733 --> 00:18:14,169 . . .for one moment, the fate of the universe will depend on you. 276 00:18:14,373 --> 00:18:18,412 Since you will not live that long, I must freeze you now. 277 00:18:18,573 --> 00:18:21,883 -Well, why couldn't you just ask me? -We were afraid you would refuse. 278 00:18:22,093 --> 00:18:23,970 Of course not, I love the future. 279 00:18:24,693 --> 00:18:27,127 Then why are you choking me right now? 280 00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:29,972 Because I don't like being used. 281 00:18:30,533 --> 00:18:34,731 Well, now it's your choice. Is there nothing in the future worth saving? 282 00:18:34,893 --> 00:18:38,681 Hmm. Leela, but she doesn't think much of me. 283 00:18:38,853 --> 00:18:41,162 Oh, she must be The Other. 284 00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:43,404 What? 285 00:18:44,013 --> 00:18:45,810 You must not give up on her. 286 00:18:46,013 --> 00:18:49,289 I am stationed on a distant world known as Virgon Six. . . 287 00:18:49,453 --> 00:18:52,365 . . .but if you return to the future, I will transfer to Earth. . . 288 00:18:52,533 --> 00:18:54,251 . . .to give you what help I can. 289 00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:59,803 ALL: Ten, nine, eight, seven. . . . -You think I had a chance with Leela? 290 00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:03,204 You must choose. The present or the future? 291 00:19:03,373 --> 00:19:06,445 To save yourself or save Leela. 292 00:19:06,773 --> 00:19:08,411 ALL: One! 293 00:19:16,093 --> 00:19:19,290 Yes! Here I come, future. Oh, no, wait! 294 00:19:19,453 --> 00:19:21,648 I'm gonna get trapped in the lnfo-Sphere again. 295 00:19:21,813 --> 00:19:26,329 Just remember that Scooty-Puff Junior sucks! 296 00:19:27,613 --> 00:19:29,843 In 1 000 years, I'll get right on it. 297 00:19:30,053 --> 00:19:33,284 NARRATOR: And so 1000 years later, Fry once again... 298 00:19:33,453 --> 00:19:37,571 ...infiltrated the lnfo-Sphere and set off his amazing bomb. 299 00:19:37,733 --> 00:19:40,531 Only this time.... 300 00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:57,087 Thank you for saving the universe, Fry. 301 00:19:58,013 --> 00:19:59,731 -Here. -Oh, thanks. 302 00:19:59,933 --> 00:20:02,128 If you ever need a savior again, just ask. 303 00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:06,326 Oh, we will. We will. 304 00:20:09,253 --> 00:20:11,403 I can't wait to tell everyone what happened. 305 00:20:11,613 --> 00:20:14,685 Yes. Incidentally, I need to remain undercover. . . 306 00:20:14,853 --> 00:20:16,889 . . .so I'm blanking your memory. 307 00:20:19,573 --> 00:20:22,883 Did everything just taste purple for a second? 308 00:20:23,053 --> 00:20:26,011 Oh, well, let's go home, you dumb poop machine. 309 00:20:26,173 --> 00:20:28,129 [GIBBERING] 310 00:20:30,733 --> 00:20:33,611 -Bender, would you do the honors? -With gusto. 311 00:20:39,693 --> 00:20:42,571 Hey, Leela. I guess I got this for you. 312 00:20:42,773 --> 00:20:45,731 Oh, thank you. 313 00:20:45,933 --> 00:20:47,924 You know what? I don't care if you're not. . . 314 00:20:48,093 --> 00:20:50,209 . . .the most important person in the universe. 315 00:20:50,413 --> 00:20:52,847 It really makes me happy to see you right now. 316 00:20:53,013 --> 00:20:55,766 Then I am the most important person in the universe. 317 00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:02,846 FRY: Yes! 318 00:21:03,305 --> 00:22:03,296 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/gxj2 Help other users to choose the best subtitles