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{56}{117}Prepare for the stereophonic|experience.
{175}{224}Futurama [5x12] - Spanish Fry - CiWaN
{307}{350}Oh, New New York City!
{354}{434}Whoo! Whoo!
{455}{509}Don't worry about it.
{553}{618}Do the robot, baby!
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{954}{1083}Oh, Lord. Hiking is always|such a strain on the buttocks.
{1125}{1189}What was that sound?|It wasn't a bird's nest falling.
{1193}{1247}That sounds like this:
{1295}{1381}They're so cute when they're scared.|I meant the sound Bigfoot just made.
{1385}{1489}He's been sighted in this area recently.|Just last week, a blind hiker felt him.
{1494}{1596}Don't tell me you actually believe in|Bigfoot, you blathering ninny-Hammer.
{1601}{1649}Of course I do. Bigfoot's my hero.
{1653}{1720}Growing up, he was the|celebrity I most identified with.
{1725}{1770}Why?|Because he was a loner who hated...
{1775}{1823}The popular monsters|yet longed to be one.
{1828}{1897}I can so relate to that.
{1947}{2047}Enough emotions. This isn't|a fat camp, for God's sake.
{2051}{2114}Although you wouldn't|know it from looking.
{2305}{2347}Ah.
{2351}{2406}Bender, if you want to|sleep in the tent tonight...
{2410}{2512}You're welcome to join me and Hermes|for a little "just friends" spooning.
{2516}{2571}No, I'm comfy out here under the stars.
{2629}{2668}Real comfy.
{2727}{2794}Hi, I'm Ranger Park, the park ranger.|I get it.
{2799}{2848}Since this is a national|Bigfoot preserve...
{2852}{2949}We'll start with a short film about|Bigfoot while I make a few phone calls.
{2991}{3086}Bigfoot. Endangered mystery.
{3091}{3153}In the dense forests of|the Pacific Northwest...
{3157}{3253}Dwells the strange and beautiful|creature known as Bigfoot, perhaps.
{3258}{3339}That proves it.|Sadly, logging and human settlement...
{3344}{3403}Today threaten what might|possibly be his habitat.
{3407}{3466}Although if it's not, they don't.
{3471}{3574}Bigfoot populations require vast|amounts of land to remain elusive in.
{3578}{3673}They typically dwelljust behind rocks,|but are also sometimes playful...
{3678}{3755}Bounding into thick fogs|and out-Of-Focus areas.
{3762}{3828}It should say "Top Quality|Exercycle For Sale. "
{3832}{3931}And could you put "Top Quality" in bold?|You can't? Okay, whatever.
{3936}{3983}Remember, it's up to us.
{3988}{4067}Bigfoot is a crucial part of|the ecosystem, if he exists.
{4071}{4132}So let's all help keep|Bigfoot possibly alive...
{4136}{4230}For future generations to enjoy,|unless he doesn't exist.
{4234}{4279}The end!
{4314}{4374}I gotta call you back.|All right, questions?
{4379}{4471}Yeah. Have yous ever seens Bigfeet?|Technically, no.
{4475}{4534}But I do see him each|night in my dreams...
{4538}{4612}And each day in the smiling|faces of hairy children.
{4617}{4739}Bunk! Bunk, I say! Bring me a bag|full of Bigfoot's droppings or shut up.
{4744}{4783}I have some of someone who saw him.
{4788}{4848}Shut up.|Oh, my God. Look, it's Bigfoot.
{4853}{4890}Where?!|Oh, he's gone.
{4894}{4949}He said you should keep|wasting your life, though.
{4955}{5039}I saw Bigfoot crushing|cars at the county fair.
{5044}{5099}What you saw was Bigfoot|the monster truck.
{5103}{5137}But thanks for a great question.
{5185}{5266}Sir, if I may? Why don't you just set|up, like, a billion video cameras...
{5270}{5315}In the woods and see if he walks by one?
{5319}{5381}Ah. That would be very expensive...
{5384}{5444}And most people who believe|in Bigfoot are broke.
{5449}{5493}Hey, look! Bigfoot. He's back.
{5498}{5571}Where?|Up your face.
{5582}{5627}Everybody do the Bender.
{5730}{5823}The sky out here is amazing.|Look at all the satellites.
{5998}{6081}Good night, employees.|Good night.
{6084}{6154}Good night, Hubert.
{6196}{6295}You doing all right out there, buddy?|Better than these gnats.
{6363}{6416}That guy won't be|going home to his kids.
{6614}{6685}What's that? A wolf?|Or some kind of boogin?
{6689}{6772}Oh, God, I wish I was|safe inside a tent.
{6776}{6864}Fry. Fry, wake up.|It's me, Bigface.
{6869}{6936}Come out and groom my mangy fur.
{6940}{6996}Bigfoot? You taught yourself English?
{7037}{7122}Bigfoot. Bigfoot!
{7399}{7484}Bigfoot? Ls that you?|I'm not like the others, Bigfoot.
{7488}{7577}I see through your monster|coating to the gentle loner inside.
{7582}{7624}I bet you have a|wounded raccoon friend...
{7628}{7685}That you tenderly nurse|back to health while you go:
{7719}{7784}In the end, they shoot you,|but you teach us about things.
{8158}{8182}Oh.
{8223}{8259}Oh. Just a flying saucer.
{8267}{8376}Excuse me? You can't park here.|The parking area is over there.
{8457}{8511}Wow. Nice tube.
{8521}{8598}Hey. Hey, what's the big idea?|Stop abducting me.
{8603}{8657}Why does your vanity|plate say "Probe 1 "?
{8662}{8785}Help!
{9024}{9060}There's nothing so refreshing...
{9064}{9152}As the clean, crisp taste|of this bold Canadian beer.
{9176}{9275}Well, see you in an hour. I got to|go do some business behind that tree.
{9566}{9658}Bender, wasn't that Fry's tent?|"Bender . "
{9662}{9734}Bender raises a good point.|Where is Fry?
{9980}{10088}You won't believe what happened.|It was so scary that you wouldn't--
{10092}{10142}I know. But listen, it gets even scarier.
{10146}{10213}Fry, what in Sega|Genesis happened to you?
{10217}{10277}That's what I'm trying|to tell you. See--
{10288}{10383}Why are you all staring at me like that?|Is there something on my face?
{10387}{10439}Uh . No.
{10470}{10513}Someone should tell him.|Tell me what?
{10517}{10579}Nothing.|Well, I have a lot of experience...
{10583}{10694}Telling patients bad news,|so let me break it to him gently.
{10697}{10789}Fry, you have no nose.|Your nose is gone.
{10793}{10865}You have no nose on your face.|Where it is, I can't say...
{10869}{10921}But on your face it's not.
{10926}{10970}What?
{11006}{11038}I think it's sweet.
{11042}{11126}You chopped off your nose so you could|look more like your hero: me, Bender.
{11131}{11186}My God.|They must have taken it last night.
{11190}{11261}Which last night?|In the woods. I was walking.
{11265}{11333}For Bigfoot, looking.|And then aliens beamed me up.
{11338}{11426}Were they little gray|dudes with big oval heads?
{11441}{11490}I don't get that gesture. Am I wrong?
{11494}{11549}Cheer up, friend. When we get home...
{11553}{11662}A high-Quality prosthesis|will have you looking good as new.
{11684}{11754}I'm a pathetic freak. My life is ruined.
{11804}{11859}Man, you are such a jokester.
{11864}{11954}I'll never have another|moment of happiness.
{12045}{12127}I know you're trying to mask your|pain with humor, but don't worry.
{12131}{12187}I'm sure the professor|can clone you a new nose.
{12193}{12266}It wouldn't be the same.|I want my nose.
{12270}{12336}I don't want to teach a new one|how to shoot milk when I laugh.
{12340}{12427}Well, there's no sense fretting.|Good Lord, you're ugly.
{12431}{12535}The fact is, your nose is gone and we'll|never find out who did it or why.
{12571}{12633}Guys. Guys. There's|something on television.
{12645}{12731}Alien abductions.|Until now, a harmless nuisance.
{12736}{12798}But recently, they've taken|on a sinister dimension...
{12802}{12883}As unsuspecting victims|are returned without noses.
{12888}{12930}Like me!|The culprits:
{12934}{13013}Shameless poachers,|hunting humans without a permit.
{13018}{13075}The valuable nose, or human horn...
{13079}{13162}Fetches a high price on alien|worlds as an aphrodisiac.
{13167}{13272}My nose is an aphrodisiac?|I'm gonna drop a barf.
{13277}{13363}Demand for human horn is great,|due in part to titillating scenes...
{13367}{13472}From depraved alien TV programs|too filthy for Earth broadcast.
{13476}{13521}Let's watch.
{13572}{13642}Human horn? But it is forbidden.
{13646}{13706}So is our love.
{13947}{14025}We have to track down my|nose before some alien...
{14029}{14076}Snarfs it and does the worm.|Who's in?
{14081}{14145}Me and Bender and maybe Zoidberg,|if he feels like it.
{14150}{14179}No, I'm good.
{14452}{14557}Let's see, I'll take a pancreas,|two sphincters and a large Coke.
{14560}{14634}One number 3 combo.
{14717}{14772}It's no use. We've been|to every scuzzy bazaar...
{14776}{14824}In the galaxy, including Pottery Barn.
{14828}{14865}Wait. What's that?
{14987}{15076}Welcome, friends.|How may I pervert you?
{15082}{15141}Uh . I'm looking for human horn.|Shh!
{15145}{15244}You're not cops, right?|Of course not. In fact, he's a crook.
{15248}{15320}Yep. Stolen Pez, anyone?
{15371}{15422}Right this way.
{15474}{15596}Human horn. So fresh you can|still see the eyeglass marks.
{15607}{15677}Nope. Uh-Uh. Ew!
{15698}{15764}Look, this is the nose we want.|Did you sell it to somebody?
{15769}{15870}I'm sorry, sir, but due to the|perverted nature of our business...
{15875}{15968}Customer records are|strictly confidential.
{15976}{16028}Right this way.
{16063}{16170}I videotape everyone who comes in|here so I can blackmail them later.
{16176}{16204}Ew!
{16209}{16292}Hey, I'm a porno-Dealing monster.|What do I care what you think?
{16296}{16381}Here's the weirdo who bought your horn.
{16407}{16509}That's Lrrr, ruler of the|planet Omicron Persei 8.
{16513}{16586}You got any, you know, human horn?
{16590}{16689}Speak up, you're muttering.|I said.... Human horn?
{16693}{16741}You're not a cop, right?|Oh, no, no.
{16745}{16889}I'm just some guy, ruler of|the planet Omicron Persei 8!
{17148}{17182}So let me get this straight.
{17187}{17274}If I buy eight Caramello bars,|you all get to go to some camp?
{17279}{17361}Yep. That's exactly the lie we|used to get past your guards.
{17365}{17452}Oh, great space king, I humbly|beg you to return my human horn.
{17479}{17534}Human horn? How ridiculous.
{17538}{17616}Why would a virile male|like Lrrr need human horn?
{17621}{17671}I don't even know what it's for.|What is it...
{17675}{17761}Something you put in salad dressing?|Like you've ever seen a salad.
{17765}{17814}My weight is appropriate and attractive.
{17819}{17878}You guys have issues.
{17884}{17938}She has issues. I'm fine.
{17942}{18035}But there's no human horn around here,|so make friends with the door.
{18040}{18094}All right, I give up.
{18098}{18185}I guess I'll just go|home and marry a skunk.
{18201}{18256}Oh, let's just give it to him. Here.
{18261}{18319}My nose! Light of my face!
{18325}{18405}What is that?|How do you have that, Ndnd?
{18410}{18500}I've never seen it before.|My friend left it here.
{18511}{18629}Hold still, Fry. I can reattach|it with my emergency face laser.
{18672}{18708}Hey, you burned my cheek.
{18713}{18761}Yeah, sorry, I wasn't|really concentrating.
{18766}{18840}No, I mean--|The singed flesh, I can smell it.
{18844}{18931}And those lilacs on the table.|At least someone noticed.
{18936}{18993}For the last time, I don't like lilacs.
{18997}{19050}Your first wife was the|one who liked lilacs.
{19055}{19089}She also liked to shut up.
{19098}{19162}Well, great seeing you. We'll be on our--|Yo, Highness.
{19168}{19246}Just out of robo-Curiosity,|why would you use a guy's nose...
{19250}{19338}For an aphrodisiac instead|of his, you know, wing-Dang-Doodle?
{19343}{19423}But I thought the horn was|the human wing-Dang-Doodle.
{19428}{19541}No sir, chief. The main event, so to|speak, is downstairs near the wallet.
{19545}{19606}Ever seen soccer players|line up to block a free kick?
{19610}{19691}They ain't covering their noses,|I'll tell you that much. Well, see you.
{19696}{19805}Interesting. The trousers|conceal a tiny secondary horn.
{19810}{19885}Hey, what have you heard?|Guards, seize him.
{19890}{19962}Prepare to harvest the lower horn.
{20023}{20096}Okay, you can have my nose.
{20252}{20288}Guards.|Yeah?
{20293}{20383}Remove the human's lower horn|and prepare it to be eaten by me.
{20387}{20455}In other words, slop a lot|of ketchup and salt on it.
{20459}{20538}Then bring it to our royal bedchamber|and put it in the sock drawer...
{20542}{20649}With the other things that have failed|to arouse my passion for this woman.
{20707}{20771}Remove pants.|Wait. Listen...
{20775}{20830}I'm usually the first|guy to toot my own horn--
{20834}{20874}I'll say! Whoo!
{20879}{20942}But in this case I don't|think it's gonna do any good.
{20947}{21024}That's what she said! Whoo!
{21029}{21091}Let's face it. You two have|deep relationship problems...
{21095}{21141}That can't be solved by an aphrodisiac.
{21146}{21176}However huge it might be.
{21181}{21254}So, what do you suggest,|painfully single human?
{21259}{21344}Why don't you think back to what|brought you together in the first place?
{21350}{21450}Oh, I don't know.|Lrrr used to be so tender.
{21454}{21535}I only wrote that poem|to test my printer.
{21540}{21580}We'd go walking in the woods...
{21584}{21675}And Lrrr would find injured tinkle|bunnies and nurse them back to health.
{21680}{21753}Yes, but I'm the one who injured them.|Oh, shush.
{21757}{21830}You stepped on them by accident|and then you cried all night.
{21834}{21903}That's the kind of|sensitive man you used to be.
{21908}{21992}And you used to wear a size 3|cape, but not anymore!
{21997}{22087}Now, bring me that lower horn|while I'm still in the mood!
{22108}{22202}What if we got your passion|back without mutilating me?
{22207}{22258}Yeah. We know a great|place in the mountains.
{22263}{22332}We could take you there for a|romantic dinner under the stars.
{22336}{22420}Sounds interesting.|But he would never do it.
{22424}{22503}Oh, like hell I wouldn't.|I'm not gonna be blamed for not going.
{22508}{22551}Then it's a deal. We get one night.
{22555}{22645}I keep my horn as long as you two end|up doing the horizontal monster mash.
{22695}{22758}Oh! I don't get it.
{22886}{22987}Bonjour. May I offer you a box|of wine for the edge of the table?
{22992}{23069}No, thanks. Just water, please.|Tap water.
{23073}{23110}Oh, big spender.
{23115}{23216}That's it. This date is over. Waiter.
{23231}{23302}So, what can I get you this evening?|Your lower horn.
{23310}{23422}I'll just start you off with some bread.|Some sexy, arousing bread.
{23427}{23489}Fine. But none of that|whole-Grain goat food.
{23493}{23536}And bring plenty of melted butter.
{23542}{23609}Why don't you just inject some fat...
{23613}{23675}Straight into your ass|and cut out the middleman?
{23680}{23733}One of these days, Ndnd.
{23737}{23827}Bang. Zoom. Straight to the|third moon of Omicron Persei 8.
{23976}{24100}Mmm. This jerked chicken is good.|I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked.
{24104}{24168}It's used to it! Whoo!
{24203}{24264}So how are you two|snoogy-Pookums doing?
{24269}{24332}Poorly.|My wife is right, for once.
{24336}{24469}There's very little magic in the air.|Ready the lower horn transport vessel.
{24551}{24632}Boy, who knew a cooler could|also make a handy wang coffin.
{24636}{24698}Hey, mind if I stick these in here?|Go for it.
{24736}{24835}Don't worry, Fry. Things look bad,|but I still have a trump card.
{24839}{24897}The most beautiful|love song ever written.
{25200}{25232}The humans are attacking!
{25236}{25327}Pluck the lower horn and|let's get out of here!
{25335}{25403}Quick, Fry, run for it.
{25418}{25475}Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Oh! Ah!
{25479}{25553}Come on, freedom cage.|Roll me to safety!
{25599}{25633}Ow! Ow!
{25693}{25794}Yes! I never thought I'd escape|with my doodle, but I pulled it out.
{25798}{25880}Just like at the movie theater! Whoo!
{25884}{25925}Give me that.
{26392}{26449}Bigfoot! He's real. I knew it.
{26454}{26528}The Loch Ness monster's book was right.
{26646}{26741}Well, hello there, my furry friend.
{26746}{26834}Look at his adorable little feet.
{26996}{27081}Yes, you are a cutie pie.
{27085}{27148}Holy macaroni!
{27168}{27252}I can't believe I'm seeing Bigfoot.|And he's in focus.
{27257}{27337}Oh, I've waited my entire|life for this moment.
{27363}{27418}What?|What are you doing with that?
{27423}{27495}You're going to kill|this innocent giganto?
{27500}{27570}Of course not. I'm just|gonna tranquilize him...
{27574}{27637}So I can chop off his|feet as proof he exists...
{27641}{27718}Then dump him back in|the wild. He'll do fine.
{27722}{27783}You'll have to get through me first.
{27788}{27848}Okay. Nighty-Night.
{27903}{27926}Ah!
{27930}{28017}Now, leave this gentle Sasquatch,|or Wood Ape, in peace...
{28021}{28128}So I can finally and at long last|harvest this pathetic human's lower horn.
{28132}{28171}Yeah!
{28175}{28221}Wait. What am I saying?
{28225}{28297}If I poach this beast's|lower horn, am I any better...
{28301}{28377}Than that ranger with|his demented foot lust?
{28381}{28461}Yes, but not by enough.
{28485}{28512}Score.
{28544}{28640}This human's lower horn|is one of God's creatures.
{28644}{28748}A living thing. And all living|things, large and small--
{28752}{28813}In this case, small! Whoo!
{28818}{28930}Have dignity and a spark of the divine.
{28973}{29093}That's the gentle, sensitive|poet warlord I fell in love with.
{29376}{29416}Oh, yeah
{29517}{29626}You'll want to retreat to|a safe, 500-Meter radius.
{29662}{29739}Well, Fry, it looks like you get|to hold on to your lower horn.
{29743}{29800}As usual! Whoo!
{29805}{29865}Run away!
{29869}{29945}There, right there, right there.|Oh, yeah.
{30308}{30380}You're on a scenic route through|a state recreation area...
{30384}{30471}Known as the human mind.|You ask a passerby for directions...
{30475}{30524}Only to find he has|no face or something.
{30528}{30586}Suddenly up ahead, a door in the road.
{30590}{30670}You swerve, narrowly|avoiding The Scary Door.
{30721}{30788}I have combined the DNA of the|world's most evil animals...
{30792}{30854}To make the most evil|creature of them all.
{30941}{30999}It turns out it's man.
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