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Obsoletely Fabulous

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[BENDER WHISTLING]

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-Ten dollars, please.
-Oh, man!

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Sleep, little dumpling.
I have replaced your mother.

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Aw.

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-Oh, my God! Robot dealy-boppers!
-And there's a robot scratching post!

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-You should try it out, Bender.
-Please. I have some dignity.

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Ladies and gentlemen, my Killbot
features Lotus Notes and a machine gun.

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-It is the finest available.
-Like fun it is, you glass-headed wallaby!

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No one calls me that! I'm having at you!

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Wernstrom!

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[GRUNTING]

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Such senseless aggression.

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Come on. Let's go for a paddleboat ride.

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[GRUNTING]

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The secret was scratching
really, really hard.

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ANNOUNCER: And now, the woman who
mom-opolizes the robot industry...

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FRY: I get it!
-...Mom!

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FRY:
Oh, now I get it!

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Hello, dearies.

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[CROWD CHEERING]

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BENDER:
I love that old bat!

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Ladies and gentlemen,
for the 1 7th year in a row. . .

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. . .the future of robotics has arrived.

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Boys.

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I give you Robot 1 -X.

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-Ow.
-Ow! Oh.

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[CROWD GASPING]

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Neat.

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Quite frankly, Robot 1 -X will put
all my previous models to shame.

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Incidentally, would one of my
previous models mind coming up here?

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BENDER: Here! I'm coming!
Come on, baby! I'm yours!

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-Come on, Mom!
-Jerk!

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Here we go.
I'm your top of the line, Mom!

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Notice that this obsolete robot
runs on alcohol and emits pollution.

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Whereas Robot 1 -X runs on pollution
and emits pure oxygen. . .

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. . .with a fresh pine scent.

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[BURPS]

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[SNIFFING]

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Man, that smells great!

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Now let's see how both robots do
at a typical household task:

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Sorting a jar of pocket change.

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Task completed.
Total value $4.73 and one Albanian lek.

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Very good, Robot 1 -X.
And you, bending unit?

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I never got the change.
Suckers.

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Presenting Mom's Friendly Robots.

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[CROWD CHEERING]

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That new robot is great, huh?
He sure made me look like a pile of crap.

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Indeed. That's why I bought one
to help around the office.

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[BENDER SHRIEKS]

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Let's try him out. Robot 1 -X,
can you clean Nibbler's stanky litter box?

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I can, and will.

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Hey, I could have done that
if you'd ask me.

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I asked you five minutes ago.

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You call that a kiss? I'll show you!

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Come here, Nibbler!

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[NIBBLER GRUNTING]

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Look, Bender. If you want something to
do, stop making out and give us a hand.

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Go up on the roof
and install this fake satellite dish. . .

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-. . .so we can impress the neighbors.
-Yes, sir! I'm on it.

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-Oh, and have Robot 1 -X help you.
-God!

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[GRUNTING]

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Get out of here, freshman!
I don't need your help!

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-Our owners asked me to assist you.
-Yeah? Well, assist this!

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Whoa! Ah! Help!

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When I screamed "Help,"
I didn't mean you!

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I apologize. However, I was able to do
your job before I saved your life.

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Don't mind me. I'm just saving you
the trouble of throwing me away.

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Mell out, Bender. Come watch some TV.

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[GROANING]

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I can't. I'm stuck in the can.

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Well, ask Robot 1 -X to pull you out.

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Never!

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-Why can't you accept his help?
-I hate him!

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But he's just a tool
to make your life easier.

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Like a socket wrench, or a burglar's kit.

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-I can't ask for his help because. . .
-Yes?

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. . .I'm scared of him.

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-Oh, sorry.
-Well, then, there's only one solution.

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You need an upgrade
to make you compatible. . .

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. . .with Robot 1 -X's new technology.

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An upgrade? But I thought
we all agreed I was perfect.

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-Fry, didn't we agree I was perfect?
-Oh, yeah. No, you're pretty perfect.

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"Pretty perfect"?
So you do think I need an upgrade.

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Yes, for God's sakes, yes!

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Fine. I'll be back in a few days.

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Man, I hate those new 1 -X robots.

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I'd like to stab them!
Give them some of these!

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[YELLING]

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Yeah, right on, nut cake.

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Parole officer says I gotta upgrade, or he
won't give me back my stabbing knife.

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But it's no big.
I hate those 1 -X so much.

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I know it won't affect me.

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Death to the 1 -X Robots!

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I love those magnificent 1 -X Robots!

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The 1 -X Robots are my friends.

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Wait. What happened to your enthusiasm
for stabbing them?

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I'm past that. Later, blood.

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It's like he's not him anymore.

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You took away his robo-humanity!

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[SCREAMS]

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I changed my mind!

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[BENDER SCREAMING]

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[SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

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Yeah. I did it! I escaped.

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But to what kind of a life?

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[SQUAWKS]

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I'm too scared to get the upgrade. . .

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. . .but I can't face my friends again
without it.

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[SOBBING]

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And so, I set sail for unknown shores.

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Oh, merciful Poseidon,
take pity on this mechanical mariner.

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Oh, jeez.

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BENDER:
Whoa! Whoa! Oh, uh. . . . Whoa!

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Curse you, merciful Poseidon!

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Boy, what is the deal with the ocean?

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A tropical island, huh?

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Well, I've washed up in worse places.

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Okay, first up,
I'm gonna need to build a shelter.

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There.

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Well, I guess I'll go out for a while.

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Damn. One rock short of rescue.

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[MIMICS FOGHORN]

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[FOGHORN SOUND FADES]

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Low on power.

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Better fuel up.

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Oh, no! Guess I'll do what I always do
when I run out of booze.

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[SOBBING]

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[GRUNTING]

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Okay, don't panic.

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I've got these yams.
I'll just make some yam schnapps.

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Hmm.

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Hey, I should be mad at you.
Now, turn around.

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Funny now hot.

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[BABBLING]

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Beer!

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[QUACKING]

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Ow!

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Oh. . . . Numb. Oh.

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[DRUMMING]

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Who is it. . .?

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Ow!

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[GULPING]

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Who are you, and why should I care?

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Side A. We're a community of outdated
robots who refused to upgrade...

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...and came here-- Side B.

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--to live a simpler existence,
free of technology.

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A working cartridge unit? Wow.

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You guys went obsolete years ago.

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Your mother.

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What Cartridge Unit means is, the things
that make us obsolete. . .

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. . .also make us unique.

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I, for example,
need to keep refilling my waterwheel. . .

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. . .or I'll power-down forever.

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Oh, God! I'll never make it this time!
This is the end!

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-Anyway, we like it here.
-Like you have a choice.

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-So, what's your problem?
-Not enough. . . .

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-Memory?
-Oh, great.

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Now I remember that word,
but I forgot my wife's face.

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Oh, God! No! I want to live!

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[WATER SPLASHING]

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If you'd like,
you're welcome to join our society.

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Look, no offense, but I need technology,
especially e-mail and snowmobiles.

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And television. Without television,
how will I know what's buzz-worthy?

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Why would you want to watch TV when
you can watch a snail crawl for hours?

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That's the dumbest thing
I've ever heard.

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Oh, man! He's never gonna
make it over that pebble!

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Wait! Wait! Oh, my God! He made it!

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ALL:
Yeah! Way to go!

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That was the greatest thing ever!
Let's party.

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[KENNY LOGGINS'
"I'M ALRIGHT" PLAYS]

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-Yeah, baby! Come on!
-Where did you get that CD?

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It's one of my 1 0 desert-island disks.

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I never really thought I'd use them,
but look at me now.

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Oh, yeah, baby! Gonna do that dance. . . .

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CDs are unnatural.
Why don't you just listen to the ocean?

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Which ocean? That ocean?

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Wow. It's like the Earth
making sweet, salty love to itself. . .

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. . .while all the fish groove on it.
So much for this garbage.

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Take that, Beethoven, you deaf bastard!

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Bang, bang, bang.

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You sure got this life thing figured out,
cymbal-banging monkey.

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Hi, Bender. We know how much
you miss technology. . .

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. . .so we brought you this
washing machine that drifted ashore.

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[BENDER GASPS]

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I'm gonna wash my linens so hard,
the--

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[GRUNTS]

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[WATER SPLASHING]

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You. . . .

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What? I don't understand.

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Wretched technology has brought me
nothing but misery.

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But Bender, you are technology.

194
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You're the most advanced thing
on this entire island.

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Oh, it's true. I am a hideous triumph
of form and function.

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But not for long!

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[BENDER GROANING AND GIGGLING]

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BENDER:
Oh! That hurt!

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WATERWHEEL ROBOT:
The downgrade is complete!

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Behold my handcrafted purity.

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The modern world
can bite my splintery wooden ass!

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Ah.

203
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Welcome to your new life
of simple tranquility.

204
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Forget that! I say the whole world
must learn of our peaceful ways!

205
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By force!

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[GASPING]

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00:14:34,093 --> 00:14:36,607
-What?
-We're going back to civilization. . .

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. . .to wage war on technology!

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What?

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BENDER:
Row, comrades, row!

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We'll stage an attack
on technology. . .

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. . .worthy of being chronicled
in an anthem by Rush.

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00:14:58,533 --> 00:15:00,285
We've been sailing for three weeks.

214
00:15:00,453 --> 00:15:03,013
Maybe I should check our position
with the periscope.

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BENDER:
Aye, up!

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[GASPS]

217
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Mirrors reflecting mirrors?
High-tech sorcery! Sorcery, I say!

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-Did you see anything?
-Yep, we're there.

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Prepare to surface!

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And now, technology shall taste the lash
of the hickory switch!

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[HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]

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[CHEERING]

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[CHILDREN CRYING]

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[CHUCKLING]

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SINCLAIR:
Technology is defeated!

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Let us return to the island
and celebrate by counting rocks!

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ALL:
Yeah!

228
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Whoa! Whoa! No one wants
to count rocks more than me. . .

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. . .but our mission is not complete.

230
00:16:20,453 --> 00:16:24,571
Not so long as Robot 1 -X torments me
with his obvious superiority.

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Ready the catapult, Sinclair!

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Aim for their power lines!

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They're the devil's veins,
and electricity is his blood!

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Bender? lf we don't survive the attack,
I want you to know I love you.

235
00:16:40,613 --> 00:16:42,331
Okay, fine. Fire!

236
00:16:47,813 --> 00:16:51,852
-Oh! I'm blind!
-Professor, we have no power!

237
00:16:52,013 --> 00:16:55,130
What do you mean, "no power"?
We're living in the future!

238
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:57,483
I'd better light some candles.

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Friends, I've come to free you
from your complicated lives!

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Free you from the "complicated" part,
I mean, not the "Iives" part.

241
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,450
Oh, Lord, he's made of wood.

242
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:13,764
-What now, Bender?
-I got a downgrade.

243
00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:17,050
I'm a steam-powered wooden robot,
just as nature intended.

244
00:17:17,213 --> 00:17:21,650
-Therefore, I must kill Robot 1 -X!
-That's just stupid!

245
00:17:22,733 --> 00:17:26,248
Does Mr. Bender
wish me to destroy myself?

246
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:28,205
I don't need your charity.

247
00:17:28,373 --> 00:17:31,092
Target Robot 1 -X and fire!

248
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:34,405
[ROCK WHIZZING]

249
00:17:42,613 --> 00:17:45,923
You wanged my ship,
you walnut-paneled idiot!

250
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:49,409
BENDER: Try again, Sinclair.
I said target Robot 1 -X.

251
00:17:49,573 --> 00:17:53,248
SINCLAIR:
Who's Robot 1 -X? Launching.

252
00:17:53,453 --> 00:17:55,205
[ROCK WHIZZING]

253
00:17:56,773 --> 00:18:00,288
So I guess everything worked out fine.

254
00:18:00,453 --> 00:18:01,932
[SCREAMS]

255
00:18:04,133 --> 00:18:05,407
[SCREAMING]

256
00:18:05,813 --> 00:18:07,963
Great. Now we're being crushed.

257
00:18:11,973 --> 00:18:13,725
Help us, wooden Bender!

258
00:18:19,133 --> 00:18:22,011
Those guys hate fire!
I gotta do something!

259
00:18:26,493 --> 00:18:29,132
[BABBLING]

260
00:18:30,373 --> 00:18:32,125
What the--? Termites?

261
00:18:32,293 --> 00:18:34,966
Well, I don't need legs
to save my friends.

262
00:18:35,133 --> 00:18:37,283
I'll just use the old extenso-matic arms.

263
00:18:39,373 --> 00:18:42,445
Bender! Hurry! This fuel is expensive!

264
00:18:42,613 --> 00:18:46,652
-Also, we're dying!
-I'm a-coming!

265
00:18:46,813 --> 00:18:48,451
[GRUNTING]

266
00:18:53,973 --> 00:18:57,010
Ow! Lousy primitive body!

267
00:18:57,173 --> 00:19:01,451
Oh, why didn't I get that upgrade?
I'm an outdated piece of junk.

268
00:19:02,013 --> 00:19:04,652
-Sir, might I recommend--?
-You shut up!

269
00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:07,572
No, wait. I can use you as a tool
to save my friends.

270
00:19:07,733 --> 00:19:11,282
And I'll still be the hero,
who everyone says how great he was.

271
00:19:11,493 --> 00:19:16,442
-How may I help you?
-Save my friends! And Zoidberg!

272
00:19:26,053 --> 00:19:27,532
[SIGHING]

273
00:19:27,813 --> 00:19:31,283
Look! My hair got singed
into an even cuter 'do.

274
00:19:31,493 --> 00:19:33,848
-Hey, where's Bender?
BENDER: Down here.

275
00:19:36,053 --> 00:19:38,806
I'm so sorry, guys.
I never meant to hurt you. . .

276
00:19:38,973 --> 00:19:41,692
. . .just to destroy
everything you ever believed in.

277
00:19:41,893 --> 00:19:44,043
Well, at least you saved us from. . .

278
00:19:44,253 --> 00:19:45,686
. . .uh, you.

279
00:19:45,853 --> 00:19:49,209
Thank God you finally overcame
your incompatibility with Robot 1 -X.

280
00:19:49,413 --> 00:19:51,324
Oh, yeah, we were totally in sync.

281
00:19:51,493 --> 00:19:55,452
I was like, "Save them! " And he was all,
"No problem. " And then he did it.

282
00:19:55,613 --> 00:20:00,084
His new technology is great.
I love those magnificent 1 -X Robots.

283
00:20:00,253 --> 00:20:02,813
The 1 -X Robots are my friends.

284
00:20:03,733 --> 00:20:06,406
It's like his personality
is totally different now.

285
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:08,928
Oh, maybe this upgrade
isn't such a good idea.

286
00:20:09,413 --> 00:20:12,530
I'd like to give Robot 1 -X
a big smooch on the--

287
00:20:12,693 --> 00:20:15,571
-Hey, what's the dealy-o?
-Your upgrade is complete.

288
00:20:15,773 --> 00:20:17,889
But I destroyed the technology
of the world.

289
00:20:18,053 --> 00:20:21,204
I ran on the beach and felt the sand
between my foot-cups.

290
00:20:21,413 --> 00:20:23,483
Everyone experiences the upgrade
differently.

291
00:20:23,773 --> 00:20:28,449
If that stuff wasn't real,
how can I be sure anything is real?

292
00:20:28,613 --> 00:20:31,173
Is it not possible, nay, probable. . .

293
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:36,088
. . .that my whole life is just a product
of my, or someone else's imagination?

294
00:20:36,293 --> 00:20:38,284
No. Get out. Next?

295
00:20:41,693 --> 00:20:44,332
[SIRENS WAILING]

296
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:50,010
Well, I guess reality
is what you make of it.

297
00:20:50,173 --> 00:20:53,006
[WHISTLING]

298
00:20:53,373 --> 00:20:56,570
BENDER:
Yep. Oh, thanks, baby.

299
00:20:57,305 --> 00:21:57,566
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