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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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Previously on <i>Futurama...</i>

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(PLAYING TUNE)

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-The truth is you're a mind-reader.
-Oh, my God.

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Leeches may not be cuddly
like pandas or tribbles,

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but these poor endangered
creatures deserve...

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(SCREAMS)

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You must gain Wong's confidence,
infiltrate his organization,

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<i>and prevent him from</i>
<i>destroying the violet dwarf.</i>

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-The fate of the universe depends on you.
-Yeah, I get that a lot.

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LEELA:<i> It's amazing.</i>
<i>It's like a textbook on evolution.</i>

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Except in Kansas.

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I smell sabotage.

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Feministas, unite.

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-Not so fast, Brannigan.
-Even less fast, Feministas.

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(ALL GASP)

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Who are the real-world Illuminati ?
Find out @ saveanilluminati.com

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Oyez, oyez, oyez.

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All rise for the Honorable
Chief Justice D-O-G-G

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and the associate justices.

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Yo, seat it or beat it.

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The charges against y'all Femditos
is murder, mayhem,

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vandalism, kidnapping
and resisting arrest.

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Damn. The big five.

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You may now make your opening
what-you-gots-to-say-for-yourselves.

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May it please the court...

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-I mean, may it plizzle the cazizzle...
-Proceed.

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These charges are outrageous.

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Our only goal was
to save a rare violet star

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and its precious ecosystem.

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If protecting the environment
is a crime, then...

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-Protecting the environment is a crime.
-(CLEARS THROAT) I rest my mouth.

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Do you swear to tell
the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

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I... Well, now I...
Am I under oath when I take the oath?

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Can the witness identify
the Feminista leader?

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That's her right there,

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with the "I'm gonna kill you,
Bender" look in her eye.

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Hey, aren't you the robot
who robbed me at gunpoint last year?

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No further answers, Your Honor.

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Please, Justice Dogg. Leela and her
friends are completely innocent.

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Hold up. Were you or were you not
abducted by these hos?

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Well, "abducted" is such an ugly word.

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-(MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)
-Yeah.

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Having heard some of the testimony
over these jams I been listening to,

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me and my crew will now
kick it in the mix.

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(GASP)

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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

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-(BONES CRACK)
-(YELPS)

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All right, we got us a verdict
up in this high court.

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Bailiff, drop it like
it's legal precedent.

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In the matter of <i>Leo Wong</i>
<i>v. the Greeñorita Ecofeminist Collective,</i>

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four justices vote to convict,
five to acquit.

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(CHEERING)

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However, since the vote
was strictly along gender lines,

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and the female justices' votes only
count half, you are hereby found guilty.

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(EXCLAIMING)

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It's a humiliating and biased system.
But it works.

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Fifty years in the maximum
security dogghouse.

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Ladies, welcome to hell.

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Beats Nutley on a Saturday night.

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This is a privately-owned,
for-profit prison,

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and I run a tight, cheap ship.

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I've done this by
cutting costs everywhere,

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especially on punishment.

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I rely on you inmates
to make prison unpleasant for yourselves.

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You're encouraged
to sexually harass new prisoners,

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organize no-holds-barred catfights,
and maintain poor hygiene.

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-Try and make me, copper.
-Oh! A troublemaker.

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Taste the lash of my
99 Cent Store nightstick.

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(SQUEAKS)

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Yee-haw!

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With the Feministas in jail,
it full speed ahead.

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(SIGHS) You and me, Fry,
we implode the violet dwarf star tomorrow.

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Kaboom-boom.

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-You and me?
-Yeah.

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-Tomorrow?
-Tomorrow.

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-Kaboom?
-Kaboom-boom.

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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

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Hello? Mad Fellows? I need to...

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(GROANS)

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Okay. Leo Wong's about
to destroy the violet dwarf,

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so whatever I need to know
to stop him, tell me now.

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Alas, stopping Wong
isn't the only problem.

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One of the Dark Ones will try
to stop you from stopping him.

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So you must stop it
from stopping you from stopping him.

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But how can I stop it stop me stop him?

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Stop it. Behold, the Omega Device.

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(ALL MURMURING)

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-That's it?
-The important thing is what's inside.

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-What does that look like?
-No one knows, man.

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It was invented by a blind inventor,

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and the one dude
he described it to was deaf.

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So the legend goes.

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When activated, the device will emit
a localized blast of delta-band noise

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to momentarily disable the Dark One.

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But the Dark One could look like
anything or anyone, right?

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-Or anywhere.
-So what's your plan to recognize it?

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-We don't have one.
-Got it.

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And we don't dare think of one, neither,
'cause if we do,

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the Dark Ones might sense
kind of the general vibe,

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even through our mighty foil.

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Oh, man. Anyone got some tape or some gum?

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As my colleague indicated,
the plan cannot come from us, Fry.

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We were counting on you
and your unreadable brain

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to come up with something.

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-That was a mistake.
-I see that now.

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Freaky thing is, the Dark Ones' thoughts
are unreadable, just like yours.

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Yes. If we dared unwrap our heads,

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we could easily locate the one other being
whose mind we can't read. The Dark One.

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But then the Dark One would read our minds
and crush them like blood pumpkins.

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Wait. I can read minds,
and my mind can't be read.

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-I have a plan.
-Great. Whatever it is, don't tell us.

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Wait. Fry can read minds,
and his mind can't be read.

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So he could safely scan
for the Dark One...

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-Shut up. Shut up.
-...whose mind is, you know...

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ALL: La la la la la la la!

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MAN: <i>Leela, time is running out.</i>
<i>We must get</i><i>to the violet star.</i>

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Okay, okay, shut up already.

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(ALL EXCLAIM IN CONFUSION)

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Nobody's talking, Leela.

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We're just painting
each other's toenails with rat blood.

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We now go live to Leela
with the escape plan.

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-Leela?
-Thanks, Linda.

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Now, we're in here because
we tried to save endangered wildlife.

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So this time,
endangered wildlife will save us.

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(ALL GASP)

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The Martian muck-leech.

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(GROANS)
Little cutie almost sucked me dry.

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(STRAINS)

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(EXHALES)

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(ALL CHEERING)

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Look at him go, like a green snake
through a sugarcane cake.

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(BEEPS) <i>Keep trying.</i>

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(RATTLES)

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Our top story, the universe's most wanted
ecofeminists are now behind bars,

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including gang leader Turanga Leela,
aka the Notorious B.I. Itch.

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We finished unpinking the ship, Hubert.
Now what?

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Now we get back to work.

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And if that means destroying
an ecosystem or two, so be it.

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I just meant, without our good friends
Fry, Leela, Amy and the robot...

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Boo-hoo.

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Life goes on, but I believe we'll forever
carry the pain on the inside.

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(CROWING)

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Oh, no. A rooster.
That indicates it's the following morning.

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(ALL GRUMBLE)

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How's that creepy crawler doing?

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I'm sorry, Femisisters,
but it pooped out around 3:00 a.m.

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Poor thing couldn't take another bite.

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Ow!

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Well, I guess we failed.

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But what matters is we tried our best
and we looked good doing it.

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(RUMBLING)

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Bender?

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Who's it look like,
my identical cousin Buster?

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-Yes.
-(ALL CHEERING)

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You're here to break us out?
But you're the one who put us in.

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Ah! But I'm Bender,
king of the combination shot.

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I put you in so that by busting you out,
I could commit 15 felonies at once,

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putting my rap sheet miles ahead of yours
on the all-time chart.

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You are one devious bastard.

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That's what it says on my vanity plate.

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What about the sentries? Okay, plan B.

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Everyone knows men have one
fatal weakness. They can't resist hookers.

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Dixie, Trixie, you know what to do.

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(IN FALSETTO) Hello, boys.

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Your eyes say "no,"
but your machine gunfire says...

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Ladies and gentlemen and whatever,

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welcome to my most
environmentally disastrous implosion ever.

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A whole star system.

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(CROWD CHEERING)

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Kif, old boy, mind if I sit on
your shoulders for a better view?

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Actually, sir, I was hoping... (SIGHS)

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My associate Philip Fry here will have
honor to blow this ugly, dirty star

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into nice clean black hole.

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Fry, what you doing down there?

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I... Just polishing your shoes, Mr. W.

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Mmm. That nice.
Get between the toes there. Very dirty.

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(KLAXON BLARING)

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-Well, so much for plan B.
-What's plan C?

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All situations have the same plan C.
Bending. Come on.

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(ALL EXCLAIMING)

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(STRAINING)

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We're boned, Bender. It's a brick wall.

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Granted, it's not on the list
of approved bendables,

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but I'm

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so

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great.

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(DOGS BARKING)

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Dogs. The boning continues.

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Green Bluebird, this is Mr. Fabulous.
We are go for cheesing it.

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(HOWLS)

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Professor? Hermes? Zoidberg?

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Uhh...

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-Scruffy, a janitor.
-You helped us escape?

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Even after we locked you in a go-go cage
like common go-go dancers?

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I couldn't live with myself, Leela.
Oh, I call myself a scientist. (SCOFFS)

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Wear the white coat
and probe a monkey every now and again.

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Yet I put monetary gain
ahead of preserving nature.

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-Can you ever forgive me?
-I reckon.

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-I could kiss you, Professor.
-Okay, but watch out for my new grill.

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(CHEERING)

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Before the grand finally, as it were,

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it seems only fitting that I,
Commodore 64 Zapp Brannigan,

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say a few brief pages in honor of...

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<i>Whatever your plan is, Fry,</i>
<i>I suggest you get on with it.</i>

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<i>Aw, shoot. I got hot sauce</i>
<i>on my number nine shirt.</i>

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<i>Okay, locate the Dark One</i>

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<i>by finding someone</i>
<i>whose thoughts I can't read.</i>

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And unaccustomed...

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<i>By God, I'm the greatest speaker</i>
<i>of all time.</i>

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<i>They're suckling at the teats</i>
<i>of my every syllable.</i>

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Allow me now...

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(GROANS) <i>His voice is like ear sandpaper.</i>
<i>I miss Amy.</i>

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(SIGHS) <i>If I had all the money</i>
<i>in the world, I'd...</i>

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<i>Oh, wait. I do. </i>(LAUGHING)

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<i>I'd like to thank</i><i>the Academy, my agent,</i>

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<i>and most of all, my operating system,</i>
<i>Windows 7,</i><i>for everything it...</i>

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<i>System error.</i>

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<i>Naked ladies, naked ladies,</i>
<i>naked ladies...</i>

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<i>I never should have taken that</i>
<i>accent elimination class from Jackie Chan.</i>

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And so, as we obliterize this star,

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let us remember those immortal words once
spoken by a great man, <i>moi,</i> and I quote,

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"All good things must come to an end,
preferably in a humongous explosion."

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(ALL CHEERING)

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Let's pop this beach ball.

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Ten, nine, eight...

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(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

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<i>There's no one here</i>
<i>whose thoughts can't be read.</i>

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<i>No one. Except me.</i>

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<i>My thoughts can't be read.</i>
<i>But that's crazy.</i>

231
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:08,515
<i>If I were the Dark One,</i>
<i>I'd know it.</i><i>Wouldn't I?</i>

232
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:12,269
<i>But here I am, right where</i>
<i>the Dark One would be,</i>

233
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,104
<i>about to blow up the star.</i>

234
00:14:14,188 --> 00:14:17,524
<i>Oh, God.</i>
<i>Somewhere deep inside of me, it's me.</i>

235
00:14:17,608 --> 00:14:19,401
-...two, one.
<i>-I'm the Dark One.</i>

236
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,361
-(CRASHING)
-ALL: Whoa!

237
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,114
Put your hands in the air.

238
00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:25,199
(ALL GASP)

239
00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:27,367
Should we wave them
like we just don't care?

240
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:28,702
That's optional.

241
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:34,249
You girl punks gone too far this time.
Your parents should be ashamed.

242
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:35,792
Yes, you should.

243
00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:38,212
(BOTH GASP)

244
00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:41,340
-Amy.
<i>-Destroy the star, Leo. Hurry.</i>

245
00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:43,884
You got it, Mr. Voice in My Head.

246
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,636
(VOCALIZES)

247
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:56,563
I got to admit, Amy.
You got a pretty good swing.

248
00:14:57,439 --> 00:15:00,067
Really? Thanks, Dad.

249
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:01,902
Ooh!

250
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:05,614
Okay, time to defuse this
star-cracker once and for all.

251
00:15:06,657 --> 00:15:10,994
Leela, wait. You're making a mistake.
You have no idea what's really going on.

252
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:13,872
-What is really going on?
-I can't tell you.

253
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:16,250
Then why should I trust you? Why?

254
00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:19,086
Because... Because...

255
00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:29,263
You're you. That's all I need to know.

256
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:31,056
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

257
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:34,017
-Fiddlesticks.
-Leela, are you crazy?

258
00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:37,354
We became fugitives
and jailbreakers to stop him.

259
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,941
-And hookers. Don't forget hookers.
-Shame on all of you.

260
00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:44,444
After everything we've been through
together, do you really think Fry would...

261
00:15:44,528 --> 00:15:45,946
(ALL GASP)

262
00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:53,412
Goodbye, Leela.
I destroy myself to save you.

263
00:16:04,173 --> 00:16:07,259
Where's the boom? I was expecting a boom.

264
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:11,054
It didn't work. I'm the Dark One,
and it didn't do anything.

265
00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:15,100
-You're not the Dark One. I am.
-Leela?

266
00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:18,103
Not Leela, you moron. Me.

267
00:16:18,187 --> 00:16:19,563
(SCREAMS)

268
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,523
What did you do to me?

269
00:16:21,607 --> 00:16:23,066
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

270
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,193
Eww!

271
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:28,405
I am the Dark One, the very last Dark One.

272
00:16:28,906 --> 00:16:32,284
How is it possible
I couldn't read your mind?

273
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:36,205
I am momentarily disabled.

274
00:16:36,288 --> 00:16:38,040
(DISTANT RUMBLING)

275
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:47,841
(GASPS) What's happening out there?

276
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:50,219
Somethings wondersful.

277
00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:15,661
The star and the asteroid,
they were an egg and a sperm.

278
00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:19,331
Great modem of mercy.
Cover the children's eyes.

279
00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:22,918
-There are no children here.
-Then move your fat head. I can't see.

280
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,057
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

281
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:42,104
The Encyclopod is reborn.
A new green age has begun.

282
00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:44,439
So the legend foretold.

283
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:58,912
Look. Inside its pouch.
Extinct Tasmanian tigers.

284
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:02,165
AMY: And dodo birds.
LEELA: And white rhinos.

285
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:05,002
FARNSWORTH:
And striped biologist-taunters.

286
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:07,671
What are you gonna do? Shoot us?

287
00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:13,635
Life.

288
00:18:13,719 --> 00:18:14,970
(ALL GASP)

289
00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:21,393
These once-extinct plants
and animals are my gift to the universe.

290
00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:26,023
Through untold generations,
my race has treasured their DNA.

291
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:31,069
Treat them wisely, with the knowledge
that all species are precious.

292
00:18:31,195 --> 00:18:34,406
This is unbelievable. What's going on?

293
00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:37,576
To answer that, I must tell you a story,

294
00:18:37,743 --> 00:18:41,455
a story of two alien species
so ancient that...

295
00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:42,748
(SCREAMS)

296
00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:44,082
(ALL SCREAMING)

297
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:46,668
Hutch, are you okay?

298
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,797
-My sister's feminecklace.
-What?

299
00:18:51,507 --> 00:18:52,633
Ow!

300
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,886
Hey, how come I can't read
your thoughts anymore?

301
00:18:57,221 --> 00:19:01,642
I shall avenge you, Hutch Waterfall.

302
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,187
(SCREAMS)

303
00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:10,692
After all these eons,
the Dark Ones are no more.

304
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:15,364
Will you preserve their DNA,
O Great Encyclopod?

305
00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:20,077
Um, I suppose I should. Wait.
Where'd it go?

306
00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:24,665
What?

307
00:19:24,957 --> 00:19:30,045
Well, at any rate,
I shall preserve the DNA of <i>Homo sapiens.</i>

308
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:38,762
Huh. I thought you only saved
the DNA of endangered species.

309
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:40,138
Farewell.

310
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:43,559
I guess he didn't hear me.

311
00:19:43,642 --> 00:19:47,437
Well, looks like that wraps everything up
in a nice big old fat sack of...

312
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:52,442
I hereby arrest you fugitives
on 53 counts of fugivity.

313
00:19:52,651 --> 00:19:56,363
Kif, round them up, and spare me
the weary sigh for once.

314
00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:58,073
Kif?

315
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:00,450
(PANTING) Wait for me.

316
00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:14,381
Well, this is the end.

317
00:20:14,548 --> 00:20:16,717
There were so many things
I wanted to say to you.

318
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:17,843
Like what?

319
00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:22,639
Like, "This is not the end,"
but mostly just I love you, Leela.

320
00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:24,057
(RUMBLING)

321
00:20:25,142 --> 00:20:29,479
Maybe I waited too long to say this,
but I love you, too.

322
00:20:29,563 --> 00:20:33,775
-Wormhole.
-Sweet topology of cosmology.

323
00:20:33,859 --> 00:20:35,027
It's huge.

324
00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:39,573
If we fly into it, it could take us
trillions of light years away.

325
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:42,075
There's no knowing if we'll ever return.

326
00:20:42,159 --> 00:20:44,411
Well, what do we do? Should we go for it?

327
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:50,501
Into the breach, meatbags.
Or not. Whatever.

328
00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:56,048
(CHANTING) Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

329
00:21:01,595 --> 00:21:03,597
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

329
00:21:04,305 --> 00:22:04,575
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