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Well, we're bankrupt
in six, five,

2
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Four, three,

3
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Two, one.

4
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And we're out of business.

5
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Good news!
We're back in business!

6
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We've been hired to
deliver an envelope.

7
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It's crunch time.
Let's do this.

8
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It's for you, Professor.

9
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Great delivery, everyone.

10
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You're the finest crew I've
had the honor to work with.

11
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Oh, my. We're being
foreclosed upon.

12
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You're all terrible
and incompetent.

13
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I resent that.

14
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Wait, I found a loophole
in the mortgage.

15
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If we actually pay it,
we can keep the building.

16
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We just need $11 million.

17
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And boned.

18
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I suppose there's nothing
left to do but move out.

19
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Leela, Amy, pack us a lunch for
our new lives under the bridge,

20
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while us men reminisce
and smoke some stogies.

21
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We are not packing lunches,
you walking beer commercials.

22
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It was you men who drove
this company into the ground.

23
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Remember Fry's idea
to offer free delivery?

24
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Lt got us a lot of customers.

25
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We're a delivery company!

26
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Lf you want to
save this company,

27
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you should listen to
a woman's idea for once.

28
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Okay. What do you got?

29
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An airline.

30
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Yeah! What?

31
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We should become
a commercial airline.

32
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I mean, we've got a ship,

33
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and teleporters won't be
invented for another 15 years,

34
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according to that guy
from the future.

35
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Wow. That's actually a
really good idea, for a woman.

36
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What else you ladies got?

37
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Girls of Planet Express
calendar.

38
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Girlie calendar?

39
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Great idea, Amy.

40
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Okay, then. Leela, Amy, come
to work topless tomorrow.

41
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Forget it. I promised myself I
wouldn't pose naked until I was married.

42
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Sorry. It's in your contract.

43
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"All female employees
must pose nude if requested."

44
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That's discriminatory.

45
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No, it's in all
our contracts.

46
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Here's mine.

47
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"All female employees
must pose nude if requested."

48
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Sounds fair.

49
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Nice work, Hermes.

50
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Now that's what
I call fine print.

51
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Okay, but good luck
making a girlie calendar

52
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with only two
female employees.

53
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Hmm.

54
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Oh, Husband. I'm so
excited about this new job.

55
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And it's excited about you,
LaBarbara.

56
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First order of business
is to put on your uniform

57
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and take your ID photo.

58
00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:05,841
Look, I agree it'd make space
walklng more comfortable.

59
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But for a photo shoot,
it's a little unsavory.

60
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Over.

61
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Time is money, peaches.

62
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Now shut your com-link
and make love to the camera.

63
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And remember,
I'm the camera.

64
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Stop actually washing
and play with the sponges.

65
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But the ship is dirty.

66
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Whatever. I ran out
of film an hour ago.

67
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No, no, this won't do.
A three-month calendar?

68
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What is this, Mercury?

69
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I told you
it wouldn't work.

70
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Well, you should
have talked louder.

71
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Fortunately, I came up with a
brilliant idea to save Planet Express.

72
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We'll turn it into
a commercial airline!

73
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But that was my idea!

74
00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:05,404
Then you should have
talked louder. What?

75
00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:15,418
There. It was hard work,

76
00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:18,588
but it beats posing in demeaning,
skimpy modeling outfits.

77
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Ladies, here are your demeaning,
skimpy stewardess outfits.

78
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Sorry, ma'am, I'll have to
confiscate your artificial kneecap.

79
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Okay, here you go.

80
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is
the plane's President speaking.

81
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We are cleared
for takeoff.

82
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You put Goofus
and Ganja in charge?

83
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I'm the only
trained pilot here.

84
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Please, Leela.

85
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Who ever heard of a plane
with a woman President?

86
00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:55,667
Welcome to Plan Am flight one
to Acapulsar.

87
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The local time on Acapulsar
is five years from now.

88
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In the event of a wormhole
sending us back In time,

89
00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:05,711
do not kill your parents.

90
00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:08,008
If you are traveling
with small children,

91
00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:11,432
help them not to kill you before
not killing your own parents.

92
00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:15,396
Now please turn off
all electronic devices.

93
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Preparing for takeoff.

94
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I'll kill you, my friend!

95
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Ahhh!

96
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I hope you all enjoyed
our tiny beverage service.

97
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Now sit back and endure
our in-flight entertainment.

98
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Hiya, hiya, hiya. So what's
the deal with airline food?

99
00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:01,942
They offer you two choices,
but they're always out of one.

100
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By the way,
we're out of both choices.

101
00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:09,449
Shut up and put on
four episodes of The Office.

102
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Ohhh!
Your hands are warm.

103
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For a robot.

104
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Thanks, baby.

105
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I don't know what you're
doing back here in the galley,

106
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'cause you got
a first-class seat.

107
00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:25,002
Yeah. Come on.

108
00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:29,510
Captain, we were supposed
to land two days ago.

109
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Is everything... Hey!

110
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Are we
at the fair yet, Mommy?

111
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We're not
at the anyplace!

112
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And we're out of fuel!

113
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Attention, passengers.

114
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Please remain seated until the
plane comes to a complete crash.

115
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Perhaps we should reconsider
the girlie calendar.

116
00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:04,796
Flight attendant's log.

117
00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:08,341
We've crashed near a river of
mercury on a lifeless mineral world.

118
00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:12,880
Supplies are low, cannibalism
imminent, radio busted.

119
00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:14,885
Our one hope is
to form a society.

120
00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:17,592
Okay, then. Men,
let's get hunting.

121
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The womenfolk can
cook what we catch.

122
00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:23,106
No one put you in charge,
Husband.

123
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I'm the only one here
who ever ran a society.

124
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Roller Derby
is not a society.

125
00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:29,896
Well, let's put it
to a vote, then.

126
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All in favor of
the Jamocha Thunderclap?

127
00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:35,277
That would be me.

128
00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:39,744
Practically no one.
All in favor of me?

129
00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:42,951
Eight to eight.
It's a tie.

130
00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:45,958
We can't trust a woman's
math. Count again.

131
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Greetings, soft ones.
Who among you is your leader?

132
00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:57,640
He is.
She is.

133
00:07:57,852 --> 00:08:00,218
Curious.
You are a diarchic society?

134
00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:02,353
Um. Maybe.

135
00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,681
Whatever we are,
I'm the leader of it.

136
00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:07,984
Leader? Fat man,
you couldn't even run a bath.

137
00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:10,278
Well, you sure can run
something, your mouth!

138
00:08:12,117 --> 00:08:13,152
Silence!

139
00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:15,692
Even a young pebble could see
your race is divided

140
00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:18,779
based on the configuration
of your 23rd chromosome.

141
00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:20,913
What? You mean
along gender lines?

142
00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:22,286
Gender?

143
00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:26,745
Yeahs. You knows, guyses,
galses, in that order.

144
00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:27,829
Ows!

145
00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:30,757
I am not familiar with
this concept of gender.

146
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My species has only a single
gender, known as "neuchacho."

147
00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:37,426
Interesting. Come on,
men! Let's kill him!

148
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Your genders
differ in many ways.

149
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But as with all things
that are different,

150
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chocolate and vanilla,
Mac and PC,

151
00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:49,976
one is always
clearly better.

152
00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,862
Chocolate, Mac, men.
The end.

153
00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:56,237
Well, I've got nothing to do
for the next eight million years.

154
00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:58,818
Therefore, I will
administer a series of tests

155
00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:01,446
to determine
the superior gender.

156
00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:05,667
Test number one, who can
drink the most sulfur?

157
00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:09,541
Test inconclusive.

158
00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:12,374
Test number two, who can
drink the most arsenic?

159
00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,630
Just ask us
some damn questions.

160
00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:17,011
Very well. Which is larger,

161
00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:20,135
an Italian size four or
an American Apparel medium?

162
00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:25,887
How many calories are in
a small green tea yogurt?

163
00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:29,308
Name any 12
of the Desperate Housewives.

164
00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:31,567
How was your day?

165
00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:36,607
Test complete.
What is the score?

166
00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:37,736
Uh.

167
00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:39,658
Men, five, women, less.

168
00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:41,285
Hey. He's lying.

169
00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:42,407
Obviously.

170
00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:44,410
That was a test
to see who could lie better.

171
00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:45,832
The men win that round.

172
00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:49,745
In your face,
decumbent urinators.

173
00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,463
So far,
I have learned nothing.

174
00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:58,090
But that's probably as much
my fault as yours.

175
00:09:58,181 --> 00:10:00,513
The time has come
for the final test.

176
00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,932
We usually call it
the lightning round.

177
00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:05,351
As you may have noticed,
it's getting hotter here.

178
00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:07,929
It's nice.

179
00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:08,979
Too hot.

180
00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:11,308
Did one of you chicks
change the thermostat?

181
00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:14,690
Tomorrow morning, this planet
makes its closest pass to the sun.

182
00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:18,114
You will all be boiled alive,
like retired circus animals,

183
00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:21,238
unless you somehow can
cross the great Alkali Plains

184
00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:24,287
and reach shelter in
the Cave of Harmony.

185
00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:26,697
That sounds hard.

186
00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:29,367
Whichever gender reaches
the cave will survive.

187
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,245
And may the inferior gender
burst into something.

188
00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:34,046
Flames, I guess.

189
00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:49,395
Uh-oh. I think we're
walking in circles.

190
00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:52,524
I recognize the pattern of
striations on that gypsum formation.

191
00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:54,475
Also my shoe that fell off.

192
00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:57,278
Oh, God!
We're all gonna die in agony!

193
00:10:57,866 --> 00:11:00,073
Howdy there. You fellas
need some directions?

194
00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:02,108
No, we're fine.
Don't worry about it.

195
00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:09,995
Keep it up, sistren. Only a
few more miles to the cave.

196
00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,496
Let's just
buckle down and...

197
00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:12,748
Look!

198
00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:14,496
A clearance sale!

199
00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:15,797
What? Where?

200
00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:22,842
I can't believe that
sale was just a mirage.

201
00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:25,056
Now we're gonna die
without so much as

202
00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:27,600
a factory-second clutch purse
to show for it.

203
00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:32,104
Lt would have been nice to shop
at Tommy Hilfiger one last time.

204
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:35,559
It wasn't Tommy Hilfijigger.
It was Linens 'n Things!

205
00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,268
The hell it was.

206
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,103
It was a Juicy Couture.

207
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:42,032
I guess we all saw
what we wanted to see.

208
00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:47,741
We can't make it tonight. We'll
set up camp here by this shoe.

209
00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:52,868
Gentlemen, when that sun rises
in the morning, we're toast.

210
00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,827
These are our last
moments together.

211
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:59,959
So if anyone's got any good fart
jokes, now would be the time.

212
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,209
Ugh.

213
00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:05,718
It's a shmundred degrees, and all
we have to drink are non-diet sodas.

214
00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,258
Lt's gonna
ruin my figure.

215
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:11,473
Wait, I forgot that Amana
here is a refrigerator.

216
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,271
If we could supercharge her
Freon with a gas compressor,

217
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,975
we might survive the heat
and make it to the cave.

218
00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:18,313
Hey, yeah!

219
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:22,693
But the only gas compressor on
this planet is inside Bender's ass.

220
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:25,904
Was that a fart joke? Because
I don't find those amusing.

221
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,201
No one does.

222
00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:31,031
Nevertheless, Bender's gas
blaster may be our only hope.

223
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:49,674
Wife? What are you doing with
Bender's shiny metal gas compressor?

224
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,727
None of your bizmarkie.
Walt a second.

225
00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,520
What's that do-wah
in your ditty bag?

226
00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:55,764
Uh. Uh.

227
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:59,316
Okay, so we were hot.
I stole Amana's Freon coil

228
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,690
so we could hook it up to
Bender's ass and build a cooler.

229
00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:05,820
You are no better than me,
you shifty tree skink.

230
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,525
How do you live
with yourself?

231
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:10,157
Damn it, woman, you're
making me highly Selassie!

232
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:14,332
Don't you talk to me that way,
you big, hairy Belafonte.

233
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:29,389
Ohhh!
You're cooking me back bacon.

234
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:30,965
Thank you, woman.

235
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:34,143
That's not back bacon!
That's your back baking!

236
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,562
No! We overslept!

237
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:40,145
The mercury is boiling!

238
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,897
Can't breathe.
Lungs burning.

239
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:54,622
My lucky shoe!

240
00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:58,869
Goodbye, cruel me.

241
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,716
I learned that
from a movie.

242
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,014
Oh.
Oh.

243
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:22,230
I find both genders
supremely disappointing.

244
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:25,528
The real reason I administered
this bizarre, outer space test

245
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,446
was to teach you
to work together.

246
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:28,818
But you couldn't.

247
00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:32,368
Thanks to you, I lost my
bet with the Borax Kid.

248
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,028
Never bet against
me being stupid.

249
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,112
Enough!

250
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:38,245
Your gender differences have
kept you from achieving harmony.

251
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:40,998
There is only one way
to resolve this conflict.

252
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:45,748
Oh!

253
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,879
Wait, why didn't that hurt?

254
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:51,008
My wingwang's gone!

255
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,051
My girls!

256
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:54,177
My antenna!

257
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:55,348
My kajigger!

258
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:56,638
My gonopores!

259
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,055
Look it up.

260
00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:07,983
I have freed you
from the tyranny of gender.

261
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:09,818
Now go in peace.

262
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,571
Or actually, stay here.
I'll go in peace.

263
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:22,577
Good news, neuchachos.
The ship is nearly repaired.

264
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:26,581
Work goes fasters withouts no
secondary sex characteristicses

265
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:27,836
at which to hoot.

266
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:31,215
Now who wants to sings
some Christopher Cross songs?

267
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,677
Look, associates, I made a
hammock from our clothing.

268
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:39,977
How industrious.

269
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:41,474
Do you mind
if we sleep with you?

270
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:42,767
I have no opinion.

271
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,811
Well, good night.

272
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,403
Everyone got
along so well today.

273
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:56,782
Yes, this place is
like a neutered utopia.

274
00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,454
A neutopia.

275
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,033
I enjoy humor
where no one gets hurt.

276
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:05,541
Your companionship
is inoffensive, Hermes.

277
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:06,837
Likewise.

278
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:10,291
Really, what are we missing out
on by not having sex right now?

279
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:11,501
Well...

280
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:16,964
Give us back
our genitals!

281
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,469
Is that you, Borax Kid?

282
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:20,472
I've got your 50 bucks.

283
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:22,019
Oh. It's you.

284
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:25,439
Why do you want your genders?
You seem happier without them.

285
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:28,108
Being human isn't
just about being happy.

286
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:30,232
It's about loving,
and fighting,

287
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:33,565
and that Rasta McNasty
we were doing last night.

288
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:34,990
We want that back.

289
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:38,407
Very well. Perhaps it is I
who have learned a lesson,

290
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,658
or something.

291
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:45,876
Now what?

292
00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:49,756
I have decided, after little
thought, to return your genders.

293
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:54,919
Oh!

294
00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:00,930
Not cool, bro! Our
genders are all reversed.

295
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:04,012
Now I got a whatchacallit
instead of a kajigger,

296
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,596
you stupid whatchacallit!

297
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,734
Okay, stop yelling at me.

298
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:14,359
It was an innocent mistake.
Allow me to rectify it.

299
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:21,988
I got your distress call and
came as quickly as I wanted to.

300
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,451
No need to thank me.

301
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:24,953
What's your problem, homes?

302
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,909
Now we'll be stuck
like this forever!

303
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,835
Chill out, dude.

304
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:32,381
Well, hello,
from the neck down.

305
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:39,089
Thank you for your patronage. We
know you have a choice in airlines,

306
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,845
and you made the wrong one.
No refunds!

307
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:51,938
Aren't we going to cuddle?

308
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:53,686
Woman, I'm tired.

309
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:57,232
I'm sorry.
It's just I need my sleep.

310
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,817
I gotta get up five times
a night to play Xbox.

311
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:01,111
I understand.

312
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,241
Womanhood also takes
some getting used to.

313
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:06,039
For example, did you know there
are more than two feelings?

314
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:10,370
I only need one feeling.
Love for you, wifey-man.

315
00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:16,588
Ohhh. Your manwich!

316
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,432
No wonder it's
such a mess in there.

317
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,426
These bad boys
are hard to aim.

318
00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:29,601
I hate being a man. I smell
bad, my face is scratchy,

319
00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:32,183
and the food at those
strip clubs is terrible.

320
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:33,521
Crapping A.

321
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,605
Still, I'm sure the women are
having an even harder time.

322
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:43,119
OMG! Being chicks is so much fun!

323
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:46,743
Now when I say stupid things,
guys all laugh and buy me stuff.

324
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:48,624
Ugh. What a skank.

325
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:51,453
Anyway, Planet Express
is still facing foreclosure.

326
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:54,505
There's no way we can raise
enough money to save this company.

327
00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:57,129
Wait. What about
the girlie calendar?

328
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,880
Well, that won't work,
remember?

329
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,802
We only have three
women on staff...

330
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:06,468
"All female employees
must pose nude if requested."

331
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,803
And it is requested.

332
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:15,230
On Halloween
and New Year's Eve

333
00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:18,696
Yankee girls
ya just can't be beat

334
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:21,816
But they're the best
when they're off their feet

335
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,944
Girls, girls, girls

336
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:28,914
At the Dollhouse
in Fort Lauderdale

337
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,909
Girls, girls, girls

338
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:35,295
Rocking in Atlanta
at Tattletails

339
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:39,672
Let's just hope we can sell enough
of these calendars by tomorrow.

340
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:43,049
We sold enough of those
calendars since yesterday!

341
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:48,218
Thank God most of our fans
are huge perverts.

342
00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:02,857
Who are you,
stranger?

343
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:05,989
Well, madam,
folks call me the Borax Kid.

344
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,866
My friend,
the other rock alien,

345
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:09,822
died without setting
your genitals to right.

346
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:13,375
So I reckon it's up to me
to sex you up proper.

347
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:22,960
My girls are back!

348
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:25,421
Ow!

349
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:27,264
Yay!

350
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:28,424
Oh!

351
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:31,886
So what did you like better,
my love? Being a man or a woman?

352
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:34,472
I don't care
what parts I have,

353
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:37,141
as long as they
interlock with yours.

354
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:39,735
Ah, marriage.

355
00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:42,780
It combines the contentedness
of being neutered,

356
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:45,358
with the occasional
sex of being not.

357
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,741
Well, I best mosey on
down to the landing.

358
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,948
Sounds like the Feldspar Queen
is about to set sail.

359
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,666
You folks watch
your genitals now.

360
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:57,620
Come on, boy. Giddyup.

361
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,665
And that's that.

362
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:02,792
What'd I miss?

363
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,035
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