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So, there it is, people.

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Due to budget cutbacks,

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we will no longer be offering
free squid guts in the kitchen.

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Oh, boo-hoo.

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Everyone, look at
my latest invention!

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Okay.

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I like how it's not
killing us so far.

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It takes any object
and makes two smaller copies.

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All right!

10
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Why?

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You see, as I age,

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I've been shrinking
and feeling colder.

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So now I need twice as many
sweaters, in a smaller size.

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First, I scan
the old sweater.

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Then we add some matter.

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Any old,
useless matter will do.

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Now the matter prism
reorganizes the raw material

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into two smaller copies.

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So, that's where
baby sweaters come from.

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Enclosed as a PDF attachment,

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a picture of yourself,
in a boat, on a river.

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It's a river that
flows in two directions.

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Make that three.

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It's a magic river,
that's how.

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And it's flowing down
the eerie canal to

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The Scary Door.

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That's "eerie" with two E's.

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Consider,
if you have the energy,

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Dr. Daniel Zenus, an inventor
with a terminal case

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of"The Lazies."

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This robot will do
everything for me.

32
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Robot, activate yourself
and do my research.

33
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Ahh.

34
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Next, assume
my social obligations.

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Dr. Zenus,

36
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for a lifetime of
scientific achievement,

37
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we present this award
to your robot.

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Daddy, I love you.

39
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Lf only
I'd programmed the robot

40
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to be more careful
what I wished for.

41
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Robot, experience
this tragic irony for me.

42
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No!

43
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Ahh.

44
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Ahh.

45
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Man, I wish we had
a robot to do stuff.

46
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I know, right?

47
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Bender, thank God
I found you in time.

48
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I need someone in the lab
immediately to fold my new sweaters.

49
00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:09,891
I'm sorry, do you see a robot
in this room named "Folder"?

50
00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:15,605
Fortunately, I came prepared
with a back-up phrasing.

51
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Bender, would you mind
bending my new sweaters?

52
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There's only
two of them.

53
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Wait.

54
00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:23,692
You want me to
do two things?

55
00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:27,325
Man, I'd call my lawyer if dialing
a phone wasn't such a hassle.

56
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Razza frazza two things.

57
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Ooh, razza frazza duplicator.

58
00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,381
Now for some tasty matter.

59
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Howdy, fellas.
I'm Bender.

60
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Go to hell, old man!

61
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I like your attitude.
Let's party.

62
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But first,
fold these two sweaters.

63
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I'm sorry,
do you see a robot

64
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in this room
named "Folder"?

65
00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:04,987
Damn, you're cute.

66
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Hi. I'm Bender.

67
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This is my robot Bender, and
this is my other robot Bender.

68
00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:44,735
Oh, Lord.

69
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They're 60% scale
replicas of me, Bender.

70
00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:50,783
Does that mean they only
do 60% of the work you do,

71
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or that they actually
do more work

72
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because they're only
60% as lazy?

73
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Shut up.

74
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That's a good one.

75
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Enough good ones, everyone.

76
00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:05,006
We have a delivery to
an alien space giant.

77
00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:06,506
You'll have to
be respectful.

78
00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:10,056
This customer is 50-feet tall and
sensitive about his appearance.

79
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Colossal tooth whitener,
mega deodorant,

80
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humungous acne cream, aww,

81
00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:18,439
and one
regular-sized condom.

82
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All that and a small wiener?
This guy's got it goin' on!

83
00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:38,752
Remember, don't show any
reaction to his appearance.

84
00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:46,881
I hope that's vanishing cream,
'cause that needs to go away.

85
00:05:48,139 --> 00:05:49,254
That's cold-blooded!

86
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Shh!

87
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Lt's okay.
I understand.

88
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My unusual appearance
makes people nervous.

89
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You used humor
to defuse the tension.

90
00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:59,773
Yep, and there's still a little
more tension. So, look out!

91
00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:01,891
You so ugly,

92
00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:04,945
when trick-or-treaters come to
your house, they give you candy.

93
00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:07,234
You so ugly,
when you go to the bank,

94
00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,528
they ask you to
put on a ski mask!

95
00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:12,778
You so ugly, you
cracked The Daily Mirror.

96
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It's a newspaper!

97
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I wish it weren't so, but
many of these things are true.

98
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Anyhow, you've lowered
my self-esteem a bit more,

99
00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:24,089
but I'm sincerely grateful
you came all this way

100
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to deliver my fungus chisel.

101
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Don't feel bad, sir.
It's not your fault.

102
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You probably just
inherited your appearance

103
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from your mother.
What?

104
00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:34,511
No one
insults my mama!

105
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God, shield your eyes!

106
00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:55,158
Lt's like Edward
James Olmos on IMAX!

107
00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:04,417
Did you see his face
when I said he so ugly?

108
00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:07,123
No, I blacked out,
'cause he so ugly!

109
00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:12,467
Hey, guys, quit reminiscing
and grab me two cigars.

110
00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:13,546
One thing each?

111
00:07:13,642 --> 00:07:14,631
Sounds fair.

112
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Wait, make that
four cigars.

113
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You want us
to do four things?

114
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My Manwich!

115
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What's up, shorty?

116
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And that's the story
of how one of me became two,

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and two became four,
making seven total.

118
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The end.

119
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I just like
having the end locker.

120
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It's not like Amy
cares about it at all.

121
00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:47,376
But no, she won't trade with me.

122
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A rat!

123
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Yes, she is a rat.

124
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No, look!

125
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Which way
to the tiny hookers?

126
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A big, fat roach!

127
00:07:57,602 --> 00:07:59,308
What?
I thought I put that away.

128
00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:01,307
No, there!

129
00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:03,767
Who are you?

130
00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:04,980
Bender sent me.

131
00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:13,527
Hey, I know that guy.

132
00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:24,292
Scruffy, what is that tiny
Bender doing in my soup?

133
00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:27,545
Lt appears to be giving you
the finger, sir. Enjoy.

134
00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:31,254
Help me, help me!
I'm too lazy to escape!

135
00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:38,381
Ow!

136
00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:48,312
What?

137
00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:49,609
This place
is crawling with yous!

138
00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:51,853
So there's more
Benders around.

139
00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:54,314
As far as I'm concerned,
that's good news.

140
00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:55,694
Bad news, everyone.

141
00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,575
Look at this
infinite series

142
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representing the mass of
successive generations of Benders.

143
00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:07,873
Don't wait for me.

144
00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,955
It's non-convergent!

145
00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:11,373
Oh, dip!

146
00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,507
Unless we quickly
exterminate them,

147
00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:15,677
they'll replicate
ad Infinitum

148
00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:18,471
and consume
all the matter on Earth.

149
00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:24,435
According to my calculations, there
are 11 generations at the moment.

150
00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:28,185
That's 2,046 total Benders
we need to destroy.

151
00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:30,350
Wait, does that include me?

152
00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:39,325
Too bad he didn't
have his own Bible.

153
00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:42,579
Just 2,045 more to go.

154
00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,080
Creatures have taken
over my house

155
00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:53,460
They want my food
and my skin and my time

156
00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,172
Little frogs are okay
but the slugs on the rug

157
00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,753
Send me out of my mind

158
00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:01,468
There's no place else
that I can go

159
00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:03,512
The only thing
I can turn to is

160
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,184
Rock 'n'Roll Pest Control

161
00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,761
A- wha-ho
A- wha-ho Wha-ho

162
00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:10,269
Rock 'n'Roll Pest Control

163
00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,850
A- wha-ho
A- wha-ho Wha-ho

164
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,276
Rock 'n'Roll Pest Control

165
00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:14,569
All right!

166
00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:22,285
Two thousand
forty five, 2,046.

167
00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,658
That's it. We got 'em all
except for the big one.

168
00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:27,081
Wait, this isn't
a real Bender.

169
00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:30,077
It's a talking doll from
when Bender had that sitcom

170
00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:32,537
about the city robot
who moves back to the farm.

171
00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:35,210
Shut your pumpkin, bumpkin.

172
00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:40,386
All right, so I let
one measly Bender get away.

173
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:43,806
How much harm can one infinitely
self-reproducing robot do?

174
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,593
Bender! How could you be
so lazy and irresponsible?

175
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:50,058
Hey. What? Did someone say I'm great?

176
00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:56,023
What's with the gray goo?

177
00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:58,938
Bite my tiny metal ass!

178
00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,949
Hey, those jerklings
ate my couch.

179
00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:05,620
God! We've opened
Pandora's fly.

180
00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,243
They'll reproduce
without limit,

181
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,915
consuming all
the matter in the world!

182
00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,917
Like the Kardashians.

183
00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:18,875
Now they drank my booze?
They've gone too far!

184
00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:22,337
Wait a second. All Benders
are powered by alcohol!

185
00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:23,467
Of course.

186
00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:26,178
Long before
the Benders devour the Earth,

187
00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:29,102
they'll deplete the
planet's booze and die off.

188
00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,642
This is a problem
that will solve itself.

189
00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,602
A problem
that solves itself?

190
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,309
That sounds like
a job for me, Bender.

191
00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:41,067
Our top story,

192
00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:44,697
all alcohol on Earth
has mysteriously disappeared.

193
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,527
Consequences are minimal,

194
00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:48,989
except among
the most hardened alcoholics.

195
00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:50,573
Linda?

196
00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:53,660
I can no longer
face my children!

197
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:56,708
Crisis averted.

198
00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:59,336
Without alcohol, the
Benders are dying off.

199
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,048
A greater tragedy
my eyes have never beheld.

200
00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,304
Well, into the toilet.

201
00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:16,524
So sober, so weak.

202
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,398
Things really worked
out nicely this time.

203
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,777
This doesn't taste
like old-man water.

204
00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:30,613
Everyone to
the situation room!

205
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:33,662
I was lying here snoozing,

206
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:37,245
dreaming, oddly enough,
about bathing in champagne

207
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:40,082
with six of the world's
most distinguished scientists,

208
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:41,416
when suddenly,

209
00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:45,345
I realized my bathwater had
been transformed into alcohol.

210
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:46,846
Alcohol?

211
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:54,011
Chug, chug,
chug, chug!

212
00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,351
Chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug!

213
00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:57,473
Mmm!

214
00:12:57,568 --> 00:13:01,607
Lt's like fine cognac
with a hint of aged scrotum.

215
00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:03,692
How can this be?

216
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,695
I thought the Benders drank
all the alcohol in the world.

217
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,243
They did,
but then they made more!

218
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:14,370
You see, once the Benders
reached atomic scale,

219
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:18,624
they began directly manipulating
water and CO2 molecules

220
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,296
to make alcohol.

221
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,509
In a matter of hours,

222
00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:27,462
there will be no more
fresh water on Earth.

223
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:32,638
No! What will I
mix with my scotch?

224
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,854
Hey, you!

225
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,228
Good evening.

226
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:46,281
Who are you calling drunk?
You're not drunk. I'm drunk.

227
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,074
That's right, Linda.

228
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,618
Water is now booze,

229
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:53,742
and everyone's tiddy much
protally fit-shaced.

230
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:59,335
Turning to sports,
the Indy 500 was today.

231
00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,413
There were no survivors.

232
00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:06,460
This chair is so comfortable.

233
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,096
Classic Amy.

234
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,715
You want to see
a picture of my boy?

235
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:13,845
Sure.

236
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:16,344
That's your penis.

237
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:17,721
That's my boy.

238
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:20,899
I guess this isn't
not so bad.

239
00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:23,939
As long as we don't need
to use our mental...

240
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,152
Mental...

241
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:26,270
Minds?

242
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:27,442
What?

243
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:38,999
No, listen.

244
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:41,203
I freaking love you.

245
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,295
And I don't throw
that word around.

246
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:44,880
I know you don't.

247
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,754
That's why I love you.

248
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:50,302
Are the pizza muffins
ready?

249
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,515
He's here for revenging,
that's why!

250
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:57,309
No!
Wait! I'm here to apologize.

251
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,812
For your looks?

252
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,560
Nice one.

253
00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:04,393
Well, yes, actually, it
is sort of related to that.

254
00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:05,647
Can we talk?

255
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:08,234
Grabbing your spaceship was not okay.

256
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:11,862
I lost my cool,
and I'm sorry.

257
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:14,451
In group, I learned
that I tend to be a bit...

258
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:15,995
Repulsive?

259
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,288
Sensitive.

260
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,991
So now I'm, like, trying
to work on my attitude,

261
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,293
and project
an air of positivity.

262
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,583
You're projecting
an alr of something.

263
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:25,709
Phew!

264
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:29,963
You're so stinky, you need
Right Guard and left guard.

265
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,345
I'll take your
hygiene advice to heart.

266
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,680
You're ugly!

267
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,676
Hey! Ow!

268
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,848
Yo, freak show!

269
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:43,514
Your face has been declared
a weapon of mass disgusting.

270
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:45,642
Timeless.

271
00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:48,194
Okay, deep breath,
deep breath.

272
00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:54,901
Dr. Lesterman?

273
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:55,951
I'm sorry to bother you,

274
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:58,871
but I think I'm close
to a temper-control incident.

275
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,285
You have reached the office

276
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:03,243
of Dr. Judy Lesterman
and Dr. Ira Rothkiss.

277
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:04,998
The office
is now closed.

278
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:06,920
If this is
a pharmacy calling...

279
00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:13,965
That's it! I promised myself
I wouldn't do this, but...

280
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,095
I will destroy you all!

281
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:23,559
I won't stop until your whole planet
is as ugly as you perceive me to be!

282
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:26,019
That will take
a very long time.

283
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:29,568
Okay. Stop! Stop!

284
00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:34,864
Stupid...

285
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:42,160
Blender, you're the
only one who's sober.

286
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,707
You got to do something!

287
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,750
Haven't I done
enough already?

288
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:49,706
Please, stop the monster.
Just do that one thing!

289
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,791
Make it zero,
and you got a deal.

290
00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:55,762
What if I foldeded the
Professor's sweaters for you?

291
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:56,963
Both of them?

292
00:16:57,099 --> 00:17:00,512
You mean you'll do two things,
and I only have to do one thing?

293
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:02,639
Yeah. Just save the world.

294
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,475
Sucker.

295
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:10,560
Legion of Benders,
come unto me!

296
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,816
We have one thing to do.

297
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,400
Screw that!

298
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,028
Come on,
you lazy jerks!

299
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,358
Lf we all pitch in,

300
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:20,286
we each only have to do
one quintilllonth of a thing.

301
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,579
All right.

302
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:40,927
Whoa.

303
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:48,978
Big Bender starts right now.

304
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,195
Get a shave, ugly!

305
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:56,981
Oh.

306
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,489
How about some aftershave, dumpy?

307
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,324
You big bully!

308
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:09,707
You ugly nerd, enjoy a
nice Guggenheim swirly!

309
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,422
Let this beating be a lesson

310
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:23,679
about never attacking those
more handsome than oneself.

311
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:27,557
All I wanted was
to apologize to you people.

312
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,772
But now
I have to kill you.

313
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:32,600
How, by making me look at you?

314
00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:35,482
No. By making you
look at my mama!

315
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:36,608
Ah!

316
00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,314
Your mama's so ugly!

317
00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:40,991
I told you not to
talk about my mama!

318
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,339
Walk toward the light, Bender.

319
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,891
Man, do I have to walk?

320
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,681
No!

321
00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,058
Huh?

322
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:20,231
No!

323
00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,986
At last I'm beautiful!

324
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,994
Yeah,
if you're into gray dust.

325
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,044
Bender, you di' it!

326
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:36,167
No, we di' it.

327
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,207
Ladies and gentlemen,

328
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:41,920
if, together we were able to
defeat this giant space monster,

329
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:43,925
think how also
we might defeat

330
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:47,634
the monsters of poverty
and disease and unliteracy.

331
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:51,016
In this spirit,
I ask my fellow Benders

332
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:53,223
to join me in
working diligently to...

333
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:54,682
Boo!

334
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,184
Go to hell!

335
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:57,859
Come on, let's go someplace

336
00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:01,280
where we don't have to do one
quintillionth of a thing all the time.

337
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,620
Well, that was dumb.

338
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,716
Man, were we drunk.

339
00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:26,263
What happened, Professor?

340
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:29,308
Something
absolutely incredible!

341
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,556
The sweaters got folded!

342
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:34,062
But how?

343
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,390
I didn't do it.

344
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:38,317
Bender, did you learn a
lesson about not being lazy

345
00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:40,812
while the rest of us were
bombed out of our gourds?

346
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,487
Maybe I did, Fry.

347
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,406
Maybe I did.

348
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,825
Or maybe I rescued
one last mini-Bender

349
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:50,746
to fold stupid, ugly sweaters
while I laughed at him.

350
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,199
I guess we'll never know.

351
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,035
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