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Who likes good news?

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Everyone?
Then, good news, everyone.

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Our next delivery isn't to some
dangerous outer space planet.

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It's to Earth.

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Earth is dangerous. I fell
off my chair there once.

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Ow!

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Quit it, Earth.

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We won't even have to
leave New New York.

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The package is going
to Long Long Island.

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Yes, to the lavish Mafia-style
villa of the Donbot.

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The Donbot?
The vicious Robot Gangster?

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I'd better use my special robot
vision to see what's inside.

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It looks like
a pair of clamps.

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When are those new clamps
going to get here?

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These are all rusted
out with snitch juice.

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Patience, Clamps, it is my
eldest daughter's wedding day.

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You don't want the Space Pope
to see you clamping, now, do you?

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Geez,
I forgot my Pope manners.

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Dearly beloved,

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it is with the great speed that I
now pronounce you husband and wife.

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Hey! What the...

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May I help you
with some assistance?

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Delivery for
Francis X. Clampazzo?

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We don't got nobody
here by that alias.

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Hey, hey, that's me.
Are those my new clamps?

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Your name's Francis?

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Oh!

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Guys, look, it's Calculon and
the Robot Devil and an open bar.

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What's not
to sneak into?

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Bender, you can't
crash a mob wedding.

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You forget, Leela. I'm
Bender, owner of disguise.

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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
my good friend, Calculon.

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Hey, this one's
for the new couple.

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It's your day.
It's all about you.

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Who's that singing
at your wedding?

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Lt's Calculon,
Calculon, Calculon

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Hey. Oh. Piscopo.
This guy.

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Bada-boing.

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Hey, sexy, I'm Bender.

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What brings you to
this tacky soirée?

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I'm the bride.

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Oops.

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How about you, baby,
want to do it?

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Bender, it's me, Fanny.

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You who?

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The Donbot's wife?

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We had an affair.

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An affair, huh?
Sounds like me.

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Geez, I'd better be
a little more careful.

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I don't want to hit on anybody
I already had sex with.

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Hiya, Bella.

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Hi, Mom.

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What about you?
You're my third choice.

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Oh, Bender, this is
all happening too slowly.

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Let's get married.

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Quiet, I'm making out with a floozy.

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Hold your clapper.
Someone's coming.

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Donbot, please,

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I'll pay you back as soon as
you lend me some more money.

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Sorry, Calculon. It gives
me no joy to do this,

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because Clamps
will be doing it.

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Clamps, here are
your new clamps.

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Clamps!

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No, no.

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Line?

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No!

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Yeah, Daddy hates welchers.

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The only thing he hates
worse is witnesses.

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And guys who mess around
with his daughters.

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And attempt to duplicate
his meatball recipe.

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How was the wedding, Bender?

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Says who?
I didn't witness anything!

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In entertainment news, two-time
Oscar pool winner, Calculon,

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was brutally clamped yesterday
by an unknown assailant.

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Poor Calculon.

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All right, Amy,
you win!

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The mob did it.

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I saw the whole thing while also having
hot sex with the Donbot's daughter.

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I'm scared and great at sex.

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Bender, you need to go to the police

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and tell them a tastefully edited
version of what you just said.

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What, and have the Mafia
come after me, too?

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No way. This secret
goes to my grave.

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The Bureau is offering anyone
with information

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about this gangland-style
clamping a $50 reward.

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Ooh! Ooh!

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And then Calculon said,
"No, no. No!"

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And then I ate some
excellent meatballs.

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Can I have
my 50 bucks now?

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I enjoyed your story, especially
the tasteful love scene,

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but it's not enough
to convict the Donbot.

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You'll have to testify
in open court.

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No, no.

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Can I have another $50?

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No.
No?

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No!

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All rise for
the Honorable Judge 723.

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Be seated.

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Organized crime is
a plague on our society,

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and I will not tolerate any
form of intimidation during...

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All rise for
the Honorable Judge 724.

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Good day. I'd like to say I'm
prepared to tolerate several,

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if not all forms of
intimidation during this trial.

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Prosecutor?

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Your Honor, the prosecution pecks for a
mistrial on the grounds of jury tampering.

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Donbot?

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Motion denied.

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Prosecutor,
call your first witness.

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The People call
our star witness, Mr. X,

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whose appearance will be altered
because he's in grave danger.

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Bender,
I've been looking for you.

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Which cake do you like better
for our wedding?

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Bender?

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Fix it,
fix it, fix it, fix it!

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That was close.

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Isn't it true, Mr. X,

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that you are slandering
this innocent Mafioso

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to distract from
your own felonious past,

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including a crime you made up
yourself called "burgle-arson-arceny"?

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That's a wholly owned trademark
of Rodriguez Crime Concepts, Inc.

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Besides,
I'm not on trial here.

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That's true. You're on
trial in Courtroom Three.

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You are charged with two
counts of burgle-arson-arceny.

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How do you plead?

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Not inno-guilty-cent.

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And then the Donbot said,
"Sorry, Calculon,"

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and then Calculon said,
"No!"

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I think
we've heard enough.

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Wait, I'm not finished. "O!"
Now I'm finished.

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Your Honor,
the prosecution roosts.

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Have you reached a verdict?

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Indeed.

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After a steamy
12-way deliberation,

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we find the accused
guilty as...

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Wait.

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The Donbot is innocent.

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Calculon,
who is that escorting you?

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Yes, who?

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My personal trainer,

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and he's trained me to say that
my wounds were self-inflicted,

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for, you see, I am a big, Hollywood idiot,
dumb guy what does that sort of thing.

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Perfect.

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We find the Donbot...

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Dramatic pause.

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Not guilty.

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What?

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Honey,
if you're marrying Bender,

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you might want to get
a black dress for the wedding.

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That's going to
look hot.

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Don't be scared, Bender.

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We're putting you in the
Witness Relocation Program.

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You'll be given
a new identity,

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a new place to live,
and this iPod.

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I don't want it anymore.

155
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So I gotta hide forever?

156
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No, just until the Robot
Mafia finds and kills you.

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They're pretty good
at that.

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Goodbye, Professor.

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Before I leave,
I just want you to know

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I've never done
any work whatsoever.

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Zoidberg, I know it seems
like I can't stand you.

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Leela, you'll have to
watch out for Fry now.

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Oh, Lord.

164
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I wish I could
go with you, pal.

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Me, too.
I'll need a butler.

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Bender,
we have to go.

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There'll never be
another like him.

168
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Let's hire
someone better.

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Clamps. Clamps!

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Uh-huh?

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Listen to my boss words.

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I would like you
to apply for Bender's old job

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and cozy up to this Fry,
his best friend.

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Yeah, and then I'll introduce
him to my best friend,

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clamp number one!

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Sorry, toots.

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No, Clamps.
No clamps.

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Sooner or later,
Bender will contact Fry

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as relocated-squealers
always do.

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Then with
the clamps, Francis.

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Francis... Francis?

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00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:10,265
I'll clamp you
with the Francis!

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Hey, take it ease.

184
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Hey there, slick,
I'm here about the job.

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Take a seat.

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We'll begin
the interviews shortly.

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We'll start with Andrew.

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Yeah, they all
kind of broke.

189
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So, when do I start?

190
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Everyone, this is Francis.

191
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Hey, Francis.
Hello, Francis.

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Hello.
Cute name.

193
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Look what he can do.

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Wow!
Whoa!

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Yeah, I do it all.

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Clamping, crimping,
occasional snipping.

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Snipping?

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00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:51,515
Looks like you may be
out of a job, Zoidberg.

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That's all good fun,

200
00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,144
but of course
a clamp is no substitute

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for the precision
of a genuine...

202
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Francis, would you
do the honors?

203
00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,110
Stay off my turf!

204
00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:07,872
Yeesh. That guy can bite
my shiny metal clamps.

205
00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:11,118
You remind me of
my old friend Bender.

206
00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:13,828
Yeah?
Where does he safely live?

207
00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:14,912
I don't know.

208
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,999
Hey, you want to come
to my house and play?

209
00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:19,425
Yeah, sounds like
freakin' fun.

210
00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:49,873
Four stinking years of
clamping school for this?

211
00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:51,991
Greetings, Francis.

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00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:54,452
Sorry if I was
a little hostile before,

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00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,378
but snipping
is the only reason

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00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,457
I'm even tolerated
around here.

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00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:02,631
Not like you, with those
magnificent squeezers.

216
00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:05,596
Squeezers? Squeezers!

217
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,010
They're clamps,
you!

218
00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:09,597
And if I want to -ing
snip with these clamps,

219
00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:12,099
I will snip with
these -ing clamps!

220
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:13,395
Why do you think
they call me...

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Francis?

222
00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:19,319
Francis, I have
good news!

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Lt's time for
your first delivery.

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To the Moon!

225
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,657
Fan-ing-tastic!

226
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:45,003
Here's the 200 feet of rope
you ordered, Sheriff Furley.

227
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,087
Hot diggity!

228
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:49,015
You fellers want to stick
around for the hanging tomorrow?

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Lt's gonna be a doozy.

230
00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:54,395
I sure do love
hanging people.

231
00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,810
Well, I best start
cutting the nooses.

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00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,732
Oh! You know who
could help with that?

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Francis!

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00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:08,026
Nice job, Francis.

235
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,574
I like how you didn't get
drunk and steal anyone's organs,

236
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like our old robot.

237
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:12,743
Bender?

238
00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:18,710
Bender, it's me, Fry!

239
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:20,204
Heeyah!

240
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:35,516
I knew Bender would turn up
purely by coincidence.

241
00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:38,064
Take care of him,
but do it quietly.

242
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:41,985
Don't worry. We're in space,
where no one can hear you clamp.

243
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,146
What do you know?

244
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,948
The Feds gave Bender a new
identity as a Moon farmer.

245
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,822
He must be afraid
to break character,

246
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:52,369
in case there's any Robot
Mafia scuzzballs around.

247
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:53,703
Heh?

248
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:54,906
Come on,
let's go check on him.

249
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,083
I checked on a guy once.

250
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,253
I checked him
into tiny pieces!

251
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:04,632
Bender? Nope, don't
recollect nobody by that name.

252
00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:07,593
But let me ask
my son-in-law, Billy?

253
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:09,345
Yes, Moon-Pa?

254
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:13,971
These nice big-city hillbillies are
looking for someone named Bender.

255
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,051
You know him?

256
00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:18,388
Nope. He ain't any of the
eight people I ever met.

257
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:20,189
Bender, it's us,
your friends.

258
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:22,608
You can drop
the hillbilly moron act.

259
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,936
Sorry, mister,
but I'm no Bender.

260
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,896
I'm just a simple farmer.

261
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,606
Name's Billy West.

262
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,612
Billy West?

263
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,827
What a stupid,
phony, made-up name.

264
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,904
You city folk
are probably hungry

265
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:37,615
from premarital sex
and flag-burning.

266
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,371
Y'all wanna stay
for supper?

267
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:43,205
Well, my boyfriend and I were
going to have sex on a burning flag,

268
00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:44,880
but I could have a bite.

269
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:51,592
May I present my beautiful
robot wife, the Crushinator.

270
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,181
She's serving up
the dinner and the charm.

271
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:56,179
Mashed chicken,
Mr. Fry?

272
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,305
Sure.

273
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:04,608
So, Billy,
where were you born?

274
00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:06,735
Right here
in Moon country.

275
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,859
And how long have you
been a farmer?

276
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:11,107
Reckon I was born a farmer.

277
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,568
Folks say my mama
was a hoe.

278
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:17,580
Oh, dear, I seem to
have warped my fork.

279
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,869
Could you bend it
back for me, Billy?

280
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,710
Bend it?
I can't even lift it.

281
00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:26,585
Which is weird, seeing as
how my daddy was a forklift.

282
00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:31,086
Wow. Bender is really committed
to his new Jethrovian identity.

283
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,471
If y'all are finished,

284
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:36,721
I'll drive y'all back to
town in the old clunker.

285
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,979
So, y'all flew here
in a spacey ship?

286
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:44,440
Stop talking like that!
You live on the Moon!

287
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:47,894
Lf that is Bender, I guess he's
just happier in his new life.

288
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:50,693
I refuse to believe
anyone is happy!

289
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:54,443
Mr. West, would you mind
if I examined your brain?

290
00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:58,200
Examine? Heck, if you can
find it, you can keep it.

291
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:09,299
Gadzooks! Bender's hard drive no
longer contains any of his old memories!

292
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:14,095
When the Feds bumpkinized him, they
completely wiped out his old identity!

293
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,972
Well, I don't know
about that,

294
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:20,551
but who am I to argue
with a man from the sky?

295
00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:22,762
So long, space heroes.

296
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,944
You sure you don't
want to kill all humans?

297
00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:32,147
I love all humans.

298
00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:35,696
He really is gone.

299
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:43,332
I guess I'm happy for him.

300
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:47,253
And honestly, Francis is a way
better friend than Bender ever was.

301
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,376
Hey, where is Francis?

302
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,972
One sarsapar-oil-la, Sheriff.
I'm thirsty.

303
00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:00,683
Make it two.
I'm greedy.

304
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:04,140
You got the rest fooled,
but not me.

305
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:08,016
Now let's take this outside,
so's no one else gets clamped.

306
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,272
You're the boss, stranger.

307
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:16,946
I'm gonna clamp your
body parts off one by one.

308
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:20,403
But then I'm gonna clamp your
wounds shut so you stay alive

309
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,204
while I clamp you some more!

310
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,282
Say your prayers, stoolie.

311
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:27,960
Okay. God bless Grandma and Grandpa...

312
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:31,456
They're next! Right now, I'm
gonna cut your damn head off!

313
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,552
Drop the robot!

314
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:42,641
I thought I told you, I
do the cutting around here.

315
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,326
Scuttle on home.

316
00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:10,662
This ain't none of
your business, slick.

317
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:14,461
My name isn't Slick.
It's Zoidberg.

318
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,168
John -ing Zoidberg!

319
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,006
Stop! Zoidberg,
you'll hurt Francis!

320
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:26,469
Oh, yeah?
Take this and that!

321
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:28,725
Why, you lousy...

322
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,284
I'm gonna clamp your...

323
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:43,986
Oh, yeah.

324
00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:45,366
Ow, ow, ow.

325
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:49,709
Looks like an
all-you-can-kill lobster fest!

326
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:53,875
That offer was for
a limited time only.

327
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:00,211
My clamps!

328
00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:02,463
Why, Zoidberg, why?

329
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:07,515
Because our friend Francis here,
is in reality a bad murderer.

330
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:10,221
Yup. He was
fixin' to kill me.

331
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:13,228
This here crawdad
done saved my life!

332
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,521
Bender, you two-timing jerk!

333
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:21,149
I put off my singing career
for you!

334
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:23,780
Lf I can't have you,
no one can!

335
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,239
Oh, shucks.

336
00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:31,284
Bender! No!

337
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:32,960
What?

338
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,010
Bender was
a hell of a squealer.

339
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,929
Maybe the best
there ever was.

340
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,348
We'll send his widow
some meatballs.

341
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,926
Clamps, Bella,
get in the way-back.

342
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,120
To my friend, Bender.

343
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:10,956
A wise man once said
he was a hell of a squealer.

344
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,158
Maybe the best
there ever was.

345
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:14,668
To Bender!

346
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:18,084
You pizza's gonna be
another minute.

347
00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,666
We still waiting for
it to be delivered.

348
00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:21,838
Bender?

349
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:25,638
I'm no Bender. You got me
mixed up with another robot.

350
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,972
You're probably right.

351
00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:30,058
I don't really remember
what he looks like.

352
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,394
Guys, guys,
it's me, Bender.

353
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:34,642
He's alive!

354
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:36,603
So that Moon hillbilly
who got murdered

355
00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,685
was just an innocent
husband and father.

356
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:44,987
Bender, old 'bot, the
Mafia thinks you're dead.

357
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,238
You can come back
to work with us.

358
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:48,694
I'm back, baby!

359
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,029
Pizza's here.

360
00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:51,113
Whoo!

361
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:52,823
I'll just cut that...

362
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,959
You do, and I'll -ing
gut you like a fish.

363
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:38,202
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