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Run, Leela!
They're bouncing right at us!

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So, anybody hungry?

3
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I could stuff myself.

4
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I'll use that free app that tells
you what restaurants you're near.

5
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You mean the window?
Yes.

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I am Lrrr, ruler of the
planet Omicron Persei 8!

7
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I demand extra dipping sauce!

8
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How many?

9
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I don't know. Two?

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Welcome to Fishy Joe's.

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Today is Stroganoff Thursday.

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We are currently out
of the following menu items.

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Stroganoff.

14
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May I take your order?

15
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I'll have the Stroganoff.

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Okay.

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Yeah, give me the fried spaghetti
dinner breakfast pocket for lunch

18
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and a big bucket
of mixed sodas.

19
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One kids' meal. Got it.

20
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Huh. Buggalo Tots?

21
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What exactly
are those made of?

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You got a warrant?

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I'll just have something
from the light menu.

24
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How about
the gardener lover's salad?

25
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What kind of cheese filling
you want in that?

26
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Just give me the fruit cup.

27
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Okey-doke.

28
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What kind of cheese filling
you want in that?

29
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Oh, God.
Fruit is spelled F-R-O-O-T.

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And it's got
quotation marks around it.

31
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Hmm...

32
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There's nothing wrong with a little
fast food once or twice a meal.

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Heart attack.

34
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I'm fine.

35
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Ow! I got a bone
in my fruit! That's it.

36
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From now on,
we're not eating anything

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unless we know what it is
and where it's from.

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We're going to
the local farmers market.

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Ah, Mom,
do we have to?

40
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This is what
I'm talking about.

41
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See all the dirt and earwigs?
That's the sign of healthy food.

42
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You think that's healthy,
try this.

43
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I found it growing
at the bottom of my hamper.

44
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Mmm!

45
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So fresh and musty.

46
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Lt's what I do.

47
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Hello, tiny man.

48
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You want sample small-batch
Amazonian maple syrup?

49
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Sure.

50
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Mmm. Ah.

51
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That's the kind of sap
I like.

52
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You the kind
of sap I like.

53
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I'm scare-roused.

54
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Zuban tobacco? The richest,
most obnoxious kind!

55
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Listen, pal, I'm looking
for a versatile smoke,

56
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one that's equally good
in a crowded elevator

57
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or an audience with the Pope.

58
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Forget the Pope,
my friend.

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Smoke one of these,

60
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and God himself will ask to
be seated far away from you.

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Ooh!

62
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Heirloom eggs?
That's so life-affirming.

63
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I'll bet you run
your own hatchery,

64
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just you and your wife,
Matilda.

65
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No, ma'am. Matilda and I
gather them eggs in the forest.

66
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And Matilda's really more
of a mongoose than a wife.

67
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You're a lucky man.

68
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But are they way more
expensive than regular eggs?

69
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Way more.
Ooh!

70
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I'll take a dozen.

71
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What?

72
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You're not my breakfast
friends. What are you doing here?

73
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Leela blackmailed us all into
eating healthy, organic food.

74
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Blackmail? What does she have on you?

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As long as we eat
her filthy scrambled eggs,

76
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you'll never find out.

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They're not filthy.

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They're wholesome, fertile and
fresh from the forest floor.

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There's some filth.

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"Fertile?"
What does that mean?

81
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Lt means it will hatch into a
tiny, little, infant creature

82
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unless we cook it first.

83
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Hey, Leela, hurry up with
those scrambled infants.

84
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What? That's horrifying!

85
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Zoidberg,
you're an inhuman monster.

86
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What are you,
my driver's license?

87
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Eating a sweet, innocent chick
before it's even hatched?

88
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Oh, no, you won't! I refuse
to eat an unborn animal.

89
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I'm going to keep this egg
safe and warm and secure

90
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until it hatches
out into the world.

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And then I'm going to eat it.

92
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Ain't nothing like a postcard
coming from your own mind

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Your own mind

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Hey there's a toothache coming
from yourgoldmine, your goldmine

95
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Why don't you
come on over sometime

96
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And have ourselves
a really good time

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Talk about whatever inside

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Trip into
the eggman's mind...

99
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Should we
turn on the TV?

100
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Nah.

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Bender, do you mind?
I'm roosting.

102
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I'm considering buying a yacht
to house my thoroughbreds.

103
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How do you expect me to do
that without smoking a cigar?

104
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Think of the unborn embryo.

105
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That's what I'm
gonna call the yacht.

106
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Stop pecking me!

107
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Hey!

108
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Leggo my eggo, crabbo!

109
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Stop it, Fry.
That's sexual harassment!

110
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Yeah, come down off
your round, white pulpit.

111
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You're just going to
eat that thing anyway.

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I was, but you can't sit
on something for a week

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without falling
in love with it.

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Whoever's in here
deserves a chance at life.

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A chance to blossom into
a beautiful young man,

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like I did as a baby.

117
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And so I make this solemn vow to
do everything I can to make sure

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this wonderful,
innocent creature

119
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enters this world happy,
healthy, and...

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All yours, Zoidberg.

121
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Ah, look at the cute little...
Aah!

122
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I was gonna go
yachting in those feet!

123
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Oh!

124
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Oh! Oh!

125
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Aah!

126
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Relax, you babies. It's no
different from stomping a puppy.

127
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Everyone, stop!
He's not going to hurt you.

128
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I'm standing in
a pool of my own feet!

129
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Bender's right. Kill it
before someone names it!

130
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No! Mr. Peppy just
wants to be our friend.

131
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Oy!

132
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Look, I know he's ugly,
and kind of corrosive,

133
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but we can't murder someone just
'cause he's hideous and annoying.

134
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That's what we said about Zoidberg,
and look where that got us.

135
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Amy has a point.

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Mr. Peppy's not like
Zoidberg. He's my friend.

137
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Aw...

138
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Where to, adulterers?

139
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Calculon?

140
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Then it wasn't your body they found
in the harbor after the bomb went off.

141
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What bomb?

142
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Lt takes more than that
to surprise me. Bender.

143
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What you doing,
little buddy?

144
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Ah, yeah, Uncle Bender,
he's your friend.

145
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Huh?

146
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Oh...

147
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You want to play fetch.

148
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Come on, boy,
get the ball.

149
00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:08,036
Dumb jerk.
Come on, get the ball.

150
00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:15,423
Sweet freak of Mozambique,
that thing's colossal!

151
00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:16,969
Lt's gonna
kill us all.

152
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It's so huge. How big does
one of those things get?

153
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Well, that depends on
what one of those things is.

154
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That seems like
a fact worth knowing.

155
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Good startling news, everyone.

156
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I found a description
of the creature

157
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in this medieval
monster manual.

158
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Just as I feared.
Attack-type J.

159
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No! No!

160
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Yes! Lt kills its prey
by sucking out the skeleton,

161
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leaving nothing but
a puddle of flesh.

162
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Ew!

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Hence, the Latin name,
Bonus vampirus,

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or as you non-Catholics
would say, the bone vampire.

165
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Dios mío.

166
00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:06,595
That's ridiculous!
Mr. Peppy doesn't eat bones.

167
00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:10,432
I raised him on a simple diet of
Brussels sprouts and mixed soda.

168
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,435
At least there's
only one of them.

169
00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,771
The good news is,
they can't start breeding.

170
00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:20,776
The bad news, everyone, is,
the beast reproduces asexually.

171
00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,451
A single bone vampire,

172
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left alone with some quiet
music and some bone vampire porn,

173
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:29,125
could produce dozens
of deadly offspring.

174
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,953
That lucky bastard.
I say kill it!

175
00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:34,046
But it loves me,
and I love it!

176
00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:35,339
Kill them both!

177
00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:36,962
Killing them
seems like a hassle.

178
00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:39,590
Can't we just set it free
to live with its own kind?

179
00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,634
Poor, ignorant Leela.

180
00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:45,808
The bone vampire is now
extinct on its home planet.

181
00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:47,677
That's perfect.

182
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:51,435
We can reintroduce it to the
wild and repopulate the species.

183
00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:54,108
Yeah, let's do
those Leela things!

184
00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:08,910
Well, buddy, how do
you like your new home?

185
00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:12,585
See, he's happy already.

186
00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:14,746
That thing doesn't
have emotions, Fry.

187
00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,789
Its brain is
the size of a walnut.

188
00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:19,667
So are walnuts,
and they're delicious.

189
00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:27,384
I'll miss you, Mr. Peppy,
but you'll be happier here.

190
00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:30,888
So, go on, go.

191
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,640
Goodbye, Mr. Peppy.

192
00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:36,351
Come on, man,
don't do this.

193
00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:38,061
Go on now.

194
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:41,865
I mean it, don't make this
any harder than it has to be.

195
00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:43,657
It's time to let go.

196
00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:44,734
Ow!

197
00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:48,951
Thanks, Leela, he just
needed a little extra push.

198
00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:57,998
Come on, Fry,
let's go home and...

199
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:02,131
Hold up, there's alcohol
around here somewhere.

200
00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,713
My Tanqueraydar
is going crazy.

201
00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:07,344
Ha, ha.

202
00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,726
Thought you could
get away from me?

203
00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:12,428
You lose again,
you stupid intoxicant.

204
00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:29,950
We're not from around here. Hello.

205
00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:37,666
Excuse me, but we're guests
on your planet. Speak English!

206
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,626
Behave yourselves, gents.

207
00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:42,254
Off-worlders best
be welcome here,

208
00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:45,337
especially if we're trying
to get the Olympics.

209
00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:50,261
May I buy you a drink?

210
00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:52,844
We don't get a lot of
pretty faces around here.

211
00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:54,262
Uh...

212
00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:56,222
Sure, but I'm driving.

213
00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:58,600
I'll just have the
smallest whiskey you've got.

214
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:01,937
A small aquarium of whiskey
for the busty lass.

215
00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:05,277
Thanks. I suppose I
should know your name

216
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:07,950
if I'm going to be drinking
ten gallons of alcohol with you.

217
00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:10,824
MacZongo. Angus MacZongo.

218
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,323
Major Angus MacZongo.

219
00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:16,876
Handsome Major Angus
MacZongo, Esquire.

220
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:18,165
Ooh!

221
00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:20,042
Handsome and Esquire.

222
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:23,383
I'm Turanga Leela. My
crew and I are from Earth.

223
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:27,378
So what brings you
folks here to Doohan 6?

224
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:30,385
We just released an endangered
animal back into the wild,

225
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:31,716
a bone vampire.

226
00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:40,559
No need to thank us. Your shocked
stares of gratitude say it all.

227
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:44,403
Dear God, you brought
back the bone vampire?

228
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,151
The damned things
wreaked bloody havoc

229
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,153
on our livestock
for centuries.

230
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:52,157
Aye, until MacZongo here shot
'em all into extinction, he did.

231
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:55,665
Now we've got more livestock
than we can slaughter.

232
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:59,290
Aye, 'tis a bonnie time
to be an ignorant villager.

233
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:03,332
We cannae have no murdering
bone vampires back here.

234
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,709
Kill it afore it puts
a bun in its own oven

235
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,714
and repopulates
the bleeding planet.

236
00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:09,591
No!
Angus is right.

237
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:11,388
I thought
you were named Angus.

238
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:12,890
We're all named Angus.

239
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,764
Please, Mr. Peppy won't
attack your livestock.

240
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,597
He's a vegetarian, and he's
not even preachy about it.

241
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:21,391
Poppycock. Once he
gets the smell of bones,

242
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:25,274
there'll be no stopping him.
Tonight, Mr. Peppy must die.

243
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:29,319
Angus, wait, my strictly
platonic friend is right.

244
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:32,277
At least wait a few days
before you decide to kill it.

245
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:36,789
The last time I hesitated, a bone
vampire snicked out me left shin.

246
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,498
Please, just a few days.

247
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:45,381
Well, it would give us a chance
to get to know each other.

248
00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:49,302
The beast lives
for now.

249
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:50,879
Thank you, Angus.

250
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:52,509
You're welcome!

251
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,891
I don't trust
that MacZongo.

252
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:05,227
Maybe I should go
keep an eye on Mr. Peppy.

253
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,152
Don't worry
about MacZongo.

254
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:10,732
He and I are having brunch tomorrow.
I'm thinking of wearing this.

255
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:15,070
It's nice, but there's still
something I don't like about that guy.

256
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,576
My dad always said you
could tell a lot about a man

257
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,828
by the rigidity
of his shins.

258
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:30,710
What is it?

259
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:39,639
Gryffindor, Slytherin,
Hufflepuff! Lt killed little Angus!

260
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,514
They're all dead,
and their bones are gone.

261
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:45,099
This was no accident.

262
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:48,194
Still think your Mr.
Peppy is harmless, Fry?

263
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,188
He wouldn't do
this in our sleep.

264
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,365
He would not,
could not to a sheep.

265
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:55,569
The deal is off.
The beast must die.

266
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:02,450
Ooh. Pimpy.

267
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:07,959
What are we
supposed to do,

268
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:10,666
just sit here and wait
for Mr. Peppy to be killed?

269
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:12,092
Sounds like a plan.

270
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:15,468
Guess I'll pass the time
by lighting up an El Jerko.

271
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:28,393
Okay, that's it.
I need some air.

272
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:36,654
Who's there?

273
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:40,872
Hermes, is this one of
your zany practical jokes?

274
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:56,345
Leela, are you okay? Did
you drink too many aquaria?

275
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,635
Look, the bone vampire!

276
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:06,389
Mr. Peppy attacked me.
Quick, count my bones.

277
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:08,099
There should be 205.

278
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:16,032
Okay, that's better.

279
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,198
Keep them coming!

280
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:21,780
I'm sorry, Fry, but no
vegetarian could have done this.

281
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:26,497
I know, and as much as I love
Mr. Peppy, I love Leela more.

282
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,124
He has to be
put down.

283
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:33,834
Ah, don't feel bad. Major
MacZongo is an experienced hunter.

284
00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:37,136
He'll blow Mr. Peppy's head
off as painlessly as possible.

285
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:38,887
No, not MacZongo!

286
00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:42,763
Lf anyone is going to kill
Mr. Peppy, it should be me.

287
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:45,469
Fry, I know
you're upset right now,

288
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:49,649
but I hope you'll consider
donating the body to science dinner.

289
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:55,650
Here, Mr. Peppy.

290
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:58,157
Mmm, lovely bones.

291
00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:01,660
We've been walking for hours.
I hope we can find our way back.

292
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:04,409
Don't worry, I left a
trail of bread crumbs.

293
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,749
And I left a trail of cigars.

294
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,250
You don't have
to do this, Fry.

295
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,798
Mr. Peppy just gave me
a little love concussion.

296
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,967
Thanks, Leela,
but I have no choice.

297
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:20,342
I can't let my monstrous
de-boner get anywhere near you.

298
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,843
There it is!

299
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,346
Well, this is it.

300
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,477
You guys wait here.

301
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:30,728
This is going to kill him
more than it does me.

302
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,519
Goodbye, boy.

303
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,651
I'll think of you whenever
I sit on something round.

304
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,039
What's happening?
Did you kill it?

305
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:51,127
The bloody idiot bloody shot
me. I'm all bloody bloody!

306
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,422
Mr. Peppy,
bullets make you talk?

307
00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:57,583
That's not Mr. Peppy.

308
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:02,422
Jinkies, he Scooby-Doo-ed us.

309
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:05,049
Why, Major MacZongo, why?

310
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:09,308
Lt's been 30 years since
last I killed a bone vampire.

311
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,980
The villagers didn't
idolize me like they used to.

312
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:14,275
You seemed pretty
popular at the pub.

313
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:16,902
I work there as a greeter.

314
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,321
Your beast was my chance
to be a hero again,

315
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:21,194
but the damn thing
was a vegetarian,

316
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,158
so I slaughtered
the sheep myself.

317
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,902
But why did you attack me?

318
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:28,239
So I could impress you by
seeking revenge on the creature.

319
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:30,583
Us greeters don't
get a lot of action.

320
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,752
On paper it seemed like
a win-win sltuation.

321
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,579
Do you realize
what this means, Fry?

322
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:38,332
Your pet's not
dangerous after all.

323
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:41,635
I told you. Mr. Peppy's
a lover, not a fighter,

324
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:44,179
like Dwayne "The Rock"
"The Tooth Fairy" Johnson.

325
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,186
Hey, what's that
bone-sucking sound?

326
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,980
Lt's Mr. Peppy.
I'd know him anywhere.

327
00:19:57,279 --> 00:20:00,362
Huh. So apparently, Major
MacZongo and Mr. Peppy

328
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,280
were each doing about
half the sheep-killing.

329
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:12,163
Why, Mr. Peppy, why?
That tickles.

330
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:15,461
Now I really
do have to kill you.

331
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,002
Wait! Don't shoot!

332
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,087
The beast
is a Godsend.

333
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:24,545
Like I said, we've more
livestock than we can slaughter,

334
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:28,633
but thanks to this ravenous
bogle, that's no more a problem.

335
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:30,221
Angus is right.

336
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,553
The cursed thing
even debones them,

337
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:36,061
which is perfect for today's
fast-paced, lazy consumer.

338
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:40,857
The beast must live!

339
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,782
You know what
the best part is?

340
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:49,613
From now on, whenever we're
eating fresh, organic space-meat,

341
00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:51,948
we'll know exactly
where it comes from.

342
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:57,461
One bucket of double-fried,
triple-salted, boneless sheep tots, please.

343
00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,292
What kind of cheese filling
you want in that?

344
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,248
All kinds.

345
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:02,833
Ah... Make it two,

346
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:06,049
and a small whiskey.
Large.

347
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:37,993
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