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Mom on deck! Ten... Ho!

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All right, grunts, here's
your pre-mission pep talk.

3
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Shoot anyone
who doesn't obey hard enough.

4
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But...

5
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Stop gaining knowledge,
Hubert.

6
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Lt's a simple mission.

7
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The grunts catch the alien,
the surgeon guts it,

8
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and you smuggle the
poison parts back here.

9
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Uh, something
about poison, got it.

10
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By the way,
that surgeon, where is he?

11
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You! Where's the butcher?

12
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Ma'am, I don't know, ma'am.
His duffel bag arrlved.

13
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Lt's not a duffel bag.
It's my apartment!

14
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Hubert, meet John Zoidberg.

15
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You need an alien hacked to
pieces, he's the best there is,

16
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in the budget category.

17
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Have you ever
dissected a Yeti before?

18
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Himalayan or Neptunian?

19
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Tritonian.

20
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A Tritonian Yeti?

21
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You two aren't up to
anything unethical, are you?

22
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Relax.

23
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There's nothing unethical about
covert biological weapons research.

24
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I said, "Relax!"

25
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Ooh!
Ooh!

26
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Ah, Zoidberg, we've known each
other so long that sometimes

27
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I don't think we even need
words to understand each other.

28
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What?

29
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Once and for all, Fry,

30
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even though it's the future, most
objects are still just objects,

31
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not aliens who
look like objects.

32
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So my efforts to establish
diplomatic relations

33
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with the Cactus People
were doomed from the start.

34
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So you're in pain and
have a bunch of needles?

35
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I prescribe acupuncture.
Let's begin.

36
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Blood?

37
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I mean, blood.

38
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Put it back in me!

39
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I'm afraid Fry
lost a lot of juice.

40
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He's developed
Simpsons Jaundice.

41
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Ay, caramba!

42
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His only hope is
some replacement liver.

43
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Yours looks like
a good match.

44
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Well, if it'll help Fry...

45
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Careful, Leela! He knows less
about human anatomy than I do.

46
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And I can't even
find my own uterus.

47
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You may feel
a slight sawing.

48
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And all we need is
a little spine supplement

49
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to replace what Leela lost in
that unavoidable saw mix-up.

50
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It wasn't unavoidable.

51
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You just had to stop cutting
my spine when I yelled,

52
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"Stop, you're cutting
my spine!"

53
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Quit complaining!

54
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My body rejected your liver, and
now I've got Garfield Syndrome.

55
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Oh, I hate Mondays.

56
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Anyhow, Hermes, all Leela
needs is one of your vertebrae.

57
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But, Doctor, will I be
able to limbo afterwards?

58
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Could you limbo before?

59
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Wait. I say, "Yes," and you
say, "I couldn't limbo before."

60
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You ruined the joke,
Hermes.

61
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There you go, Leela.
Good as new!

62
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Whoa! Whoa!

63
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Oh. Sure,
Leela's fine,

64
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but my jaundice has
progressed to Muppet Gangrene!

65
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Lt's not easy
being gangrenous.

66
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I thought you were only gonna
take out one vertebra!

67
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Yeah, but did you ever
play Jenga?

68
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Sometimes you pull one and...

69
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Yeah, well, I'm not staying like this.

70
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I can't believe it.

71
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Mmm. What started out as a pleasant
afternoon of drugs and surgery

72
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has not gone as planned.

73
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But don't worry,

74
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we still have three or four
co-workers with plenty of spare parts.

75
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My first mission.
I'm so excited.

76
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And after I dissect
the Yeti's poison glands,

77
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we can stop, maybe, for
ice cream on the way back?

78
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With sprinkles on?

79
00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:12,538
Why, you're just a big
kid, aren't you, Zoidberg?

80
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A very big kid!

81
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We're over the drop zone, gentlemen.

82
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Might I suggest you jump out
the door and poop yourselves?

83
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Aah!

84
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So anyway, I hope the men have been
taking their hyper-malaria pills.

85
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Their what?

86
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"Their what?"

87
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That's funny,
like a crazy old man.

88
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But you know
what's not funny?

89
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Deadly Tritonian
hyper-malaria.

90
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Just be sure to stay out
of the methane swamps.

91
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What smells like methane?

92
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My God! I've never seen
such a gruesome shark attack.

93
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Especially
this far inland.

94
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It wasn't a shark. It was
an awful, incompetent doctor.

95
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Wow, he must've been
a total Zoidberg.

96
00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:06,177
It was Zoidberg!

97
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He brutalized us with power
tools, gypsy curses and hypnosis.

98
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Yes, master.

99
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You'll all get through this. I
give you my word as a real doctor.

100
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What about me?

101
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What did he do to you?

102
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I don't know exactly,
but I'm incontinent.

103
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I'm truly sorry.

104
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I consider myself
a reasonable man.

105
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Quick with a joke,
slow to anger.

106
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But Bender can't go on
long car trips anymore,

107
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and I say Zoidberg must die.

108
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People, please.
Let's not overreact...

109
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Death to the crab!

110
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How bad is it,
Doctor?

111
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Super bad. It's
Tritonian hyper-malaria.

112
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A lot of these men will
be dead within 24 hours.

113
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What?
Not you, though.

114
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You'll make
a complete recovery

115
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and go on to
marry a supermodel!

116
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Funny plague,
hyper-malaria.

117
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It can kill immediately,
or lie dormant for decades.

118
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But sooner or later,
it erupts,

119
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causing fever, spasms, madness,
coma, and finally death.

120
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What?

121
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Supermodel!

122
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Oh! Those poor,
doomed bastards.

123
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I guess it's up to me
to complete the mission.

124
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I'll be in the swamp, blowing
the smirk off a toxic Yeti.

125
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Professor, we need
to talk, man-to-mob.

126
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We've had it with Zoidberg!
We demand you fire him!

127
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Nonsense. Zoidberg's a
fine physician, for aliens.

128
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Your mistake
is being humans.

129
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No, if I'm going to fire
anyone, it'll be Scruffy.

130
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You can't do that.

131
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Over my dead body!

132
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Don't you get it,
old man?

133
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Thanks to Dr. Scissorhands, I
wet myself every time I laugh.

134
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Lt's not funny!

135
00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:09,130
Well, I guess it is
kind of funny.

136
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Oh-oh.

137
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Why are you protecting
Zoidberg, Professor?

138
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Do you owe him
something?

139
00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:15,590
Is he blackmailing you somehow?

140
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What does he have
on you?

141
00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,306
Why have you kept him around
all these years

142
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when he's so grossly
incompetent?

143
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Long ago, Zoidberg and I
entered into a secret arrangement

144
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relating to certain extraordinary
events too horrible to reveal.

145
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So there's nothing
to be curious about.

146
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Oh!

147
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Stop, or I'll shoot!

148
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Zoidberg?

149
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You can't hunt a Yeti by
yourself, sir. It's suicidal!

150
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So what? I'm going to die
of hyper-malaria, anyway.

151
00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:03,472
I was in the same swamp
as the rest of the men.

152
00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:06,182
Just because you were in the
swamp doesn't necessarily mean...

153
00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:10,190
I was thirsty from the
flight. I drank swamp water.

154
00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:13,398
Look, Zoidberg,
you're a loyal friend.

155
00:08:14,035 --> 00:08:14,990
"Friend"?

156
00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:16,067
But I'm doomed!

157
00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:19,404
I might as well capture a Yeti
and die trying.

158
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Then you'll need someone
to dissect it, friend.

159
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Go, Johnny! Go!
That's an order!

160
00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:33,298
Never! Zoidberg doesn't
abandon a friend, apparently.

161
00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:45,848
I'll save us by scaring him
off with my crazy war noise.

162
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Crunch all you want.
I'll make more.

163
00:08:57,787 --> 00:09:00,278
Oy. I lost another one.

164
00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:03,953
Zoidberg, I'm sorry to
break it to you this way,

165
00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,535
but we hate you and we
never wanna see you again.

166
00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:08,039
But, friends...

167
00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:10,793
We're not your friends!
We're your victims!

168
00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:11,999
I was just
trying to...

169
00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:13,833
Shut up and give me
my kidney back!

170
00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:16,378
I'm sorry.

171
00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:18,463
I'm sorry.

172
00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:21,220
We don't know why the
Professor keeps you around here,

173
00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:22,517
and we don't care.

174
00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:23,969
You're a terrible doctor!

175
00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:26,225
Nobody wants to
see you ever again!

176
00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:29,353
Dr. Zoidberg! I want
to see you right now!

177
00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:37,274
The time
has come, my friend.

178
00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:40,485
We have to talk
about our arrangement.

179
00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:45,286
Oh, no. No, no.
Oh, no, no, no! Oh, no!

180
00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:46,866
Oh, no!

181
00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:51,375
Un-paw him,
you big ape!

182
00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,752
I saw this in a Tarzan movie!

183
00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:57,844
Lt was called
Tarzan versus the Yetis.

184
00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:01,423
I lost my virginity
during the film,

185
00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:04,426
so I'm a little fuzzy
on the details.

186
00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:07,599
Oh!

187
00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:20,696
John, are you all right?

188
00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:23,320
You...
You saved my life!

189
00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:24,620
Oh, fuff.

190
00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:25,696
Yes, fuff.

191
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,578
How can I ever
repay you?

192
00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:30,081
Do you need a slave?
Or maybe a butler?

193
00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:33,538
No, I haven't needed a butler
since grad school.

194
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,123
But I do need a doctor.

195
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:38,377
I don't want to die
like those Marines, John.

196
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,678
The fever, the madness.

197
00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:43,131
Don't forget the spasms,
coma and death.

198
00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:47,552
Oh. I don't want to go through
that. I want you to kill me.

199
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,012
All right.
Give me the knife.

200
00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:53,225
Not now! Hyper-malaria
can lie dormant for years.

201
00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,729
Isn't that what you said?

202
00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,903
Lt sounds like
something I would say.

203
00:10:56,990 --> 00:11:00,027
So stay with me
until the symptoms start,

204
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,526
then put me
out of my misery.

205
00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:03,905
You must swear!

206
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:09,374
All right, Hubert,
I swear.

207
00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:16,544
It's started, Zoidberg, the
fever, the muscle spasms.

208
00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:18,416
I'm dying.

209
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:23,597
Lt's time for you to keep
your promise and kill me.

210
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:28,302
This is very difficult,
but I'll try, friend.

211
00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:38,773
No, wait,
I'm afraid to die.

212
00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:41,356
Ah. You said
you wanted me to kill you.

213
00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,863
Is this one of those
"no means yes" deals?

214
00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,363
Yes and no.

215
00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:48,788
I do want you to kill me,
but I mustn't see it coming.

216
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:49,955
That would be agony.

217
00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:53,456
So you must murder me
completely by surprise.

218
00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:56,955
As God is my witness,
you can count on me.

219
00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,750
Well, see you tomorrow.

220
00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:06,923
Not surprising enough.

221
00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:32,699
Oh. Ah!

222
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:35,206
My heart!

223
00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:43,834
Ho.

224
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,020
Hey.
What are you doing there?

225
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:57,975
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

226
00:12:58,069 --> 00:12:59,730
Stop, you don't
understand.

227
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:02,858
Let's go, you murderer.
Fry, help me lock him up.

228
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:05,156
Hang on. I'm learning
how to do loop-de-loops.

229
00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:06,858
Whoa, whoa!

230
00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:13,157
You're making a mistake. I was
only trying to kill the Professor.

231
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,879
Hubert, I'm sorry.

232
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,587
Huh? He doesn't have hair.

233
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,844
Great Little Caesar's ghost!

234
00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:35,474
You fools, you stupid,
life-prolonging fools.

235
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:38,398
I asked Zoidberg
to kill me.

236
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:39,606
What you talking about, Professor? What?

237
00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:41,230
Professor, have you gone mad?

238
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:45,564
Probably. It's one of the symptoms
of Tritonian hyper-malaria.

239
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:49,192
You mean the incurable
disease that causes fever,

240
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,326
spasms, insanity,

241
00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:52,995
Coma,

242
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,239
And finally death?

243
00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:00,829
Yes, and I begged Zoidberg
to put me out of my misery.

244
00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:03,210
Bring him, quickly.

245
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:11,173
Should have known better than to
store my antiques in the office.

246
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,178
Zoidberg,
we were wrong.

247
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:16,477
We're letting you out so
you can kill the Professor.

248
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:22,313
No, he sand-crabbed out.

249
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,731
Then we
have no choice.

250
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:27,234
We'll have to mercy-kill
the Professor ourselves.

251
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:29,316
Well, let's get started.

252
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:36,280
We have a situation, Mother.

253
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,083
This creature tried to
sand-crab into the building.

254
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:40,501
Zoidberg?

255
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:43,421
Sorry I didn't call first,
Carol, but I'm in a hurry.

256
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,089
I need your help
to save Hubert.

257
00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:47,588
Let him go and stooge
the hell out of here.

258
00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:48,667
We're on it.

259
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:54,010
Beautiful kids.
You must be very proud.

260
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:58,516
John Zoidberg. It's been a
long time. How have you been?

261
00:14:58,606 --> 00:14:59,766
Not too bad.

262
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:02,439
Last year I took a bus trip
to the Grand Canyon.

263
00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:04,108
Later, I'll show you
the pictures.

264
00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:07,779
Do you ever regret it, John,
leaving me to work for the Professor?

265
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:08,979
Oh...

266
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:12,238
What do you want me to say?
He saved my life.

267
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:15,365
Big deal. You could have
been rich if you'd stayed.

268
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,742
Your own lab,
a full staff.

269
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,995
But Hubert is my friend.

270
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,576
He's very sick.

271
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:26,586
I can cure him, but I need the
thing, the thing from Triton.

272
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:29,918
It'll cost you, John.
How much are you worth now?

273
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,718
I live in a dumpster.

274
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:34,013
All I have in the world
is this coupon

275
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,261
for one free session
at the tanning salon.

276
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:40,182
Oh, John, that's really all you have?

277
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,899
Then, I'll take it.

278
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,449
Okay, Murdolator's finished.

279
00:15:57,540 --> 00:16:01,374
I said I'd kill him myself,
but nobody listens to Bender.

280
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,417
We all have to
share in the guilt,

281
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:07,167
which is why we're each going to add
one drop of cyanide to the death wheel

282
00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:08,293
as it goes by.

283
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:23,934
Commence mercy-killing
in three, two, a-yup.

284
00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:27,896
Kill-check one is go.

285
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:46,452
Kill-check two is go.

286
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:02,935
Ooh!

287
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,604
Lt's about time.

288
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,231
Vegetables activated.

289
00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:25,416
Kill-check three is go.

290
00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:27,209
Also, the salad's ready.

291
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:28,999
Yes!
Salad!

292
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:30,421
What the hell are you doing?

293
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:34,876
Zoidberg, we know about
your secret agreement.

294
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:37,713
I am so, so sorry
for how we treated you.

295
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:40,549
And to make it up to you, we're
killing the Professor for you

296
00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:43,055
so he doesn't die horribly
from hyper-malaria.

297
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:46,228
He doesn't have hyper-malaria,
you idiots.

298
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,020
He has Yeti-ism.

299
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,603
When he saved my life
all those years ago,

300
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,313
he was scratched
by a Yeti.

301
00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:01,702
Hmm. I consider myself almost
completely ignorant of modern medicine,

302
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,370
and I've never
heard of Yeti-ism.

303
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:06,824
It mimics the symptoms
of hyper-malaria exactly

304
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:10,787
except for the part where instead
of dying, you turn into a Yeti.

305
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,333
Ah!

306
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:21,681
Wow. Hold him down while
I prepare the antidote.

307
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:26,264
Another Yeti?

308
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:30,394
Yes, the same jerk that once
noshed on me like a shrimp toast.

309
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:34,147
Now who's getting
his pineal gland extracted?

310
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:40,696
Yes, this contains a concentrated
form of the Yeti neurotoxin.

311
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,574
But that's what gave him
Yeti-ism in the first place.

312
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,120
Won't it just make him
a double-Yeti?

313
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:48,199
Don't lecture me about
allen physiology, Conrad.

314
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:51,957
The pineal neurotoxin neutralizes
the adrenal neurotoxin.

315
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:54,209
That's why Yetis don't
drive themselves mad.

316
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:02,638
My God, he's like some kind
of believable Hulk.

317
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:05,091
No time for an injection.

318
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:16,735
Ah!

319
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:26,070
I'll be damned.
It did make him a double-Yeti.

320
00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:59,024
Lt wasn't supposed to do
any of those things.

321
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:10,452
You did it, Johnny.
I'm cured!

322
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:21,380
All right, let's set
it up and try again.

323
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:28,428
There's one thing
I don't understand, Zoidberg.

324
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:32,307
How did you persuade Mom to
give you her precious Yeti head?

325
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,810
Did you have to
promise anything in return?

326
00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:38,435
Nothing, nothing at all.

327
00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:43,398
This calls for a celebration. Come
on, everyone, let's go tanning.

328
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,653
Hurray!

329
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:51,493
I was going to tan once.

330
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:55,375
What do you say, Johnny?
Lt's on me.

331
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:58,662
Thank you, Hubert.

332
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,035
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