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Double time, soldier.

2
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I want this ice fishing operation
up and running by 0800 hours.

3
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Lt's too cold, Dad.

4
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My teen region
is freezing off.

5
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You don't
know what cold is.

6
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I once survived an entire week
trapped in a Swiss glacler,

7
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eating nothing but
frozen Neanderthal.

8
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To this day, I can't stand
the taste of early hominid.

9
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Let's just
get inside the shack.

10
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Hold, maggot!
Ow!

11
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Remember the code of the ice.

12
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Thick and blue,
tried and true,

13
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thin and crispy,
way too risky.

14
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Shows what you know. Crispy
doesn't even rhyme with risky.

15
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Help, I'm drowning!

16
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Don't worry, son, you'll
freeze before you drown.

17
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I love ice fishing.

18
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I shouldn't be
out in this cold.

19
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I have no protective fat,
hair or warm blood.

20
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I'm not even
legally a mammal.

21
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You don't
know what cold is.

22
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I was frozen for
a thousand years.

23
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You were? Ha! Learn
something dumb every day.

24
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Live bait.
Get your live bait here.

25
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Whoa!

26
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Fresh-killed bait.

27
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Can we get inside the shack?
I'm wearing a belly parka.

28
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If I understand ice fishing,
and I'm pretty sure I don't,

29
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we'll need to laser-blast
a hole in the ice.

30
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No, no crazy technology.

31
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Here, Bender, use your
immense robot strength

32
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to drill a hole
the old-fashioned way.

33
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I don't see any irony in that.

34
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And voila!
Everybody's ice fishing.

35
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How come nobody's
ice fishing?

36
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Hot cocoa break.

37
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Cocoa is for yodeling babies. If
you're sober, it isn't ice fishing.

38
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Mom, what's my temperature?

39
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50, 45, 40.
It's all over.

40
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Woo! Down at the 35!

41
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I'm really sick.
Huh?

42
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Oh, sorry. 109. We'll
check it again at halftime.

43
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You home from school,
you traitor?

44
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I fell through the ice.
Cut me some slack.

45
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Nobody cut me any slack
when I broke my spine.

46
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Didn't even take
a day off of work.

47
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Lot of people depend on you when
you sell trampolines door-to-door.

48
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Here's your homework,
you lucky knob.

49
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And with a little more luck
from my seven-leaf clover,

50
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I might get sick enough
to miss the whole semester.

51
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Hey, give me that.

52
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No.

53
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Give it to me, you faker.

54
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No, you're not getting it.

55
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Ow! My underbite!

56
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Come on, Yancy,
your brother's sick.

57
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You'll never have a better
chance to take him out.

58
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Dad!

59
00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:33,080
"Nerd Search '88?"
What's this?

60
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Some stupid science contest
for smartwads.

61
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NASA's going to pick one kid's
experiment to launch into space.

62
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I could make
a space experiment.

63
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I just got
a new thing of glitter.

64
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I'm not sure
science is your thing,

65
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seeing how that
chimp at the zoo

66
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tricked you out
of your allowance.

67
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Yeah, well, I'll show
you and Mr. Bananas.

68
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Anyway, I've got nothing better
to do while I'm sick in bed.

69
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Wait, that's it!

70
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I'll make a space experiment
about the common cold.

71
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Where's that contest flyer?

72
00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:02,193
You're holding it, genius.

73
00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:03,565
Oh, good.

74
00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:08,953
I feel awful,
but it was worth it

75
00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,947
to catch and
kill this baby fish.

76
00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:15,252
Shmeez, what's with
the shmiffling?

77
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Lt's nothing.
Just a common cold.

78
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What?
Common, huh?

79
00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:21,007
What the hell's
"a common cold"?

80
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Is it valuable?

81
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Could it be taken from
you if you were, say,

82
00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:26,091
unconscious?

83
00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:30,183
A common...
A common cold? No, no!

84
00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:32,303
Ever since Fry
first came to us,

85
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I've lived in mortal terror
that this would happen.

86
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I never heard
you mention that.

87
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Oh, I try to act cool, but
inside I'm freaking out.

88
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It's just a cold.
What's the big deal?

89
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This is the police.

90
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An unknown pathogen has been
detected on these premises.

91
00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:06,178
Come out with your hands... I
mean, stay in with your hands up.

92
00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:08,300
You are hereby
quarantined

93
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until such time as it is deemed
safe to enter and shoot your asses.

94
00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:17,564
Now, now, let's not all panic at once.

95
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We'll have to take shifts. Hermes,
you take the first six hours.

96
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Very well.

97
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Louder! Louder!

98
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Cry baby!

99
00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:41,254
Look,
I just have a common cold!

100
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Lt'll be gone as fast as I can
sneeze, hurl, and squirt it out.

101
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No, it won't.

102
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The common cold
died out 500 years ago,

103
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and subsequently, humanity lost
all resistance to its ravages,

104
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but the virus survived in you,
frozen for 1,000 years.

105
00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:03,273
Huh. So it was hiding deep down
inside of me, like my skeleton bones?

106
00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:06,571
Give it to us straight, Professor.
How incredibly deadly is it?

107
00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:10,609
We don't know. It could
kill millions or nobody.

108
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I suppose it might even bring
a few people back to life.

109
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Anything is
possible In science.

110
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Oh, no,
I've got it, too!

111
00:06:21,256 --> 00:06:23,918
My nose is all
gunked up with blork.

112
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And I've got a hankering for a useless
remedy created by a schoolteacher.

113
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Uh-oh. I think
I'm getting swollen glands.

114
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Ew.
Ew.

115
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Screw the quarantine.
I'm out of here.

116
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Initiate
containment procedure.

117
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Ow!

118
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Go on now.

119
00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:49,398
Now I'm sick.

120
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I shudder to think what
this cold will do to me.

121
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Yesterday I was nearly
killed by a tight hat.

122
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I'd be remiss if I didn't
rub your goopy noses

123
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in the fact
that I'm immune.

124
00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:04,917
Which is why we'll all be
counting on you, and you alone,

125
00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:06,839
to nurse us
through this catastrophe.

126
00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:11,841
Why, God?
Why have I been singled out?

127
00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:19,144
Everyone just calm down and
make yourself a tissue walrus.

128
00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,436
Damn it, son,
lose the tissues.

129
00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:26,525
You're ruining
Thanksgiving dinner.

130
00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,524
I'm busy with my
space experiment.

131
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I can't devote precious
brainpower to blowing my nose.

132
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You're never going to win that
science fair, Philip. Face it.

133
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Someone with your
limited brainpower

134
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would be lucky to get a
job as a pizza delivery boy.

135
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Hey, Barack,
pizza going out, come on.

136
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Man, I have got to
go back to law school.

137
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I'm not going to wind up
a loser like that guy.

138
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Sure you will.

139
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You're going to
lose the science fair,

140
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and that's who's
going to beat you.

141
00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:58,638
Josh Gedgie,
boy scientist.

142
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Pi over four
radians of pizza, please.

143
00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:02,562
What is that,
about a slice?

144
00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,807
More like exactly a slice.

145
00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:07,562
Game on, Gedgie.

146
00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:10,444
Ew.

147
00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:11,692
I've had worse.

148
00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:15,321
When I was shot down over
Korea, I had to eat Kimchi.

149
00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:17,243
He was our interpreter.

150
00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:29,088
Coming!

151
00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:34,427
What now?

152
00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:35,928
Humidifier.

153
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Fine.

154
00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:44,262
Yes?

155
00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,063
Where's that chicken soup we asked for?

156
00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,102
Chicken, water, fire.

157
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You take it from there.

158
00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:53,313
This is torture.

159
00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:59,074
The fever, the chills, and the
sweating! Amy's horrible sweating!

160
00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:03,498
That's it.

161
00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:09,171
I'm leaving while I still have my
dignity. See you in the obituaries!

162
00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:17,462
How's the, uh, containment holding up?

163
00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,173
Without turning my head,
I'd say 100%.

164
00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:27,681
Howdy, folks,
and may I say nice work

165
00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:29,983
keeping those
sickos penned up.

166
00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,560
Put her there.

167
00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:37,320
You, too, buddy, and you, and
you, and you, and especially you.

168
00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:44,164
That robot was
a heck of a nice feller.

169
00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,999
You'd better
stay here during biology.

170
00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:53,253
Mrs. Jenkins dissects anything
smaller than a fifth-grader.

171
00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:58,010
Well, if it isn't
Grandmaster Phlegm.

172
00:09:58,181 --> 00:10:00,046
I heard you're entering
the NASA science competition.

173
00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,678
Maybe I am,
LL Fool J.

174
00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:05,514
So what's your project? The
effects of losing on idiots?

175
00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:08,847
No, I'm gonna infect my
guinea pig with the common cold

176
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:12,105
and launch it into space to see
if it gets cured by cosmic rays.

177
00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:15,774
Lame, though
the common cold virus

178
00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,526
does seem like
a judge-pleaser.

179
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:18,606
I think I'll steal that

180
00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:21,613
and do an experiment that's
slightly less very stupid.

181
00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:25,489
But that's my idea.
You are an evil, evil nerd.

182
00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:26,823
Gedgie out.

183
00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:31,119
We'll show him who's stupid.

184
00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:39,170
And we can
build this dream together

185
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,880
Standing strong forever

186
00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:45,425
Nothing's gonna stop us now

187
00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:49,479
And if this
world runs out of lovers

188
00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:51,898
We'll still
have each other

189
00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:58,898
Nothing's gonna stop us
Nothing's gonna stop us now

190
00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:07,076
Linda?
Morbo.

191
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:11,581
The so-called "common cold" introduced
by living fossil Philip J. Fry,

192
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,286
is spreading
out of control.

193
00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:16,005
All citizens are advised
to wash their hands thoroughly

194
00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:18,003
after beating up
Philip J. Fry.

195
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:21,215
Phew! Lucky I'm safely
locked up here with you guys.

196
00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:22,796
There he is!
Get him!

197
00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:24,131
Ow! Ow!

198
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:25,506
Wait!

199
00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:28,059
The situation is
expected to deteriorate

200
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,728
as newscasters whip
the city into a panic.

201
00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:34,141
Run! Run for your lives!

202
00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:43,525
And finally, the heartwarming
story of a handicapped magician

203
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,451
who didn't know
when to give up.

204
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:54,711
I don't like the looks of this, Mr.
President. Shall I switch it off?

205
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:58,172
Negative. Rosemary,
release the Surgeon General.

206
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,167
Get in there!
Ow!

207
00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:02,502
Lt's bright out here.

208
00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:05,387
Wernstrom, the quarantine has failed.

209
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:08,933
Give me a worst-case scenario.
And make it grim.

210
00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:10,677
I've prepared
some projections.

211
00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:12,728
Should the virus
escape Manhattan,

212
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:15,682
this is how far it
will spread in 12 hours.

213
00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:19,065
This is 24 hours. This
is a Verizon coverage map.

214
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:22,739
And in 36 hours, it will have
infected the entire planet.

215
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:23,814
Options?

216
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:26,617
We have only one option.
Protocol 62.

217
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:30,659
Not possible. We don't
have nearly enough piranhas.

218
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:32,824
Then Protocol 63 it is.

219
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:43,384
Hooray!
They're letting us out!

220
00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:46,880
And hundreds of black hovercopters
are coming to welcome us!

221
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:08,614
They shrink-wrapped the whole
city. Well, it could be worse.

222
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,288
It is worse!

223
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:42,314
They're flying Manhattan
into the sun!

224
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,316
They must have
been out of piranhas.

225
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:45,943
They're gonna
kill the virus

226
00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:48,741
by exposing it to the heat
of our burning bodies!

227
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:52,070
I'm just glad
I have my wool scarf.

228
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,246
What good is a wool...

229
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,754
Guys! Guys, you're never
gonna believe this!

230
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:06,880
We know!

231
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:10,088
They shmooped up Manhattan
and blasted us toward the sun!

232
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,172
They did?

233
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,929
Ah, so that's why
this was unguarded.

234
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:18,764
People of New New York, this is
Surgeon General Ogden Wernstrom.

235
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,186
Wern...

236
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,060
...strom!

237
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,859
No doctor likes hurling
his patients into the sun,

238
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:30,282
but since there is no way to make
a vaccine for the common cold...

239
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,653
There is a way
to make a vaccine!

240
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,781
There is? Yay!

241
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,740
Of course, there's a catch.
Woo-hoo!

242
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:41,336
Yay! Yay!
So what's the catch?

243
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,708
The vaccine
requires the origlnal,

244
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,633
unmutated,
20th century cold virus,

245
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,423
so I need to grind you
into a paste.

246
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,505
Professor, no!

247
00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:54,132
Lt's okay, Leela. This
is all my fault, sort of.

248
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,016
If this will save you,
then please,

249
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,885
turn me into
a virus milkshake.

250
00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,479
He consented!
You all heard it!

251
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:16,154
Yes, sir, many of
these entries merit a ride

252
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,365
in the mighty bosom
of our space shuttle.

253
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:22,585
And then there's
your so-called entry.

254
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:28,291
Jeez! Walk much, Gedgie?

255
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:32,345
Absurd. You really think your guinea
pig can survive in the vacuum of space?

256
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,881
He already survived
in the vacuum of my mom.

257
00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:36,682
I mean, my mom's vacuum.

258
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:39,219
My experiment measures
the effect of microgravity

259
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:41,520
on the propagation
of the common cold virus

260
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:44,895
in an anaerobic environment,
i.e., space.

261
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:45,975
Impressed?

262
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:50,196
Damn right I am. That's some
dry, emotionless science.

263
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:51,860
Nice job, son.

264
00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:58,954
Hey, wait a second!

265
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:01,407
I know where you can get
some 20th century cold virus

266
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:02,491
without killing me!

267
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:05,662
Hush, lad.
I'm totally in the zone.

268
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:09,169
We just have to find the
Nerd Search '88 satellite.

269
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,382
I don't know why I
even build these things.

270
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,640
Gunnery Chief Bender,
blast us out of quarantine.

271
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:22,894
Aye, aye, lady!

272
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:28,601
Oh, fiddlepoop!

273
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,152
Our weapons
aren't strong enough

274
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,696
to puncture a thin
plastic tent that thick.

275
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,398
No, but theirs are!

276
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:39,153
Captain, a ship is attempting
to break the quarantine.

277
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:42,824
Blow them to Bac-O bits with
a well-placed warning shot.

278
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,416
But...

279
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,493
Oh...

280
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:52,541
Oops.

281
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,384
We'll find that
cold virus.

282
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:57,009
The Nerd Search satellite was
launched on the space shuttle

283
00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,805
and released
into orbit.

284
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:04,095
Hmm. All ancient satellites were
swept up as space junk in 2113.

285
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:07,015
I actually knew that offhand.
I'm Facebooking rlght now.

286
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:09,980
Aha!

287
00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:15,031
That satellite was scuttled on
Enceladus, Saturn's main dump moon.

288
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,490
Let's dump it up!

289
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:29,454
This is the exact location of the
dump, but there's nothing here.

290
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,631
Can we please go home
and die now?

291
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:32,797
I'm with Bender.

292
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:36,218
Whatever was here has been covered
by centuries of ice buildup.

293
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:40,469
No! Lt's under here somewhere!
We just have to bust our way down.

294
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:44,844
Remember the code of the ice.
Thin and crispy, way too risky!

295
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,773
I found the satellite!

296
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:59,033
Let's just hope the
experiment's still in here.

297
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,326
Yes! We're saved!

298
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:06,991
And now, to present the
awards, our very special guest.

299
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,542
He walked on the Moon,

300
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:11,792
and now he is judging
a high school science contest.

301
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:17,219
Truly a man who can and will
do anything, Dr. Buzz Aldrin!

302
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,673
Wow. I could have used
an introduction like that

303
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,849
when I first met
the Moon Men.

304
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,312
But seriously,
there are Moon Men.

305
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,351
Okay, this year's
Nerd Search runner-up

306
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,606
is a young man
who devised a way

307
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:37,404
to add and subtract
in zero gravity.

308
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:41,576
Vijay Patel and his
calculator space hat!

309
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:42,735
Whoo!

310
00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:45,784
Whoo!

311
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,866
And now,
the grand prize winner

312
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,248
whose experiment will
be launched into space...

313
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:58,042
Look at that cocky smirk.
My money's on Gedgie.

314
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,719
Yeah? He may have brains,
but I have heart.

315
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:02,554
Josh Gedgie!

316
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,055
I'll bring
the car around.

317
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:24,402
What a well-prepared virus culture.
This will make a fine vaccine.

318
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,158
Good thing
Gedgie won.

319
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:29,165
My dumb experiment wouldn't
have lasted an hour in space,

320
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:30,741
let alone 1,000 years.

321
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:34,420
Besides, Buzz Aldrin ran over
my guinea pig in the parking lot.

322
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:38,796
Okay. Come on, gang,
let's go inoculate everyone

323
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:42,253
and cram Manhattan
back into its rightful hole.

324
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,269
This may hurt a little.

325
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:55,849
Ow!

326
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,611
Now I'll give you
the shot.

327
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:01,526
You saved
millions of lives, Fry.

328
00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:04,821
You should feel proud, no
matter what your dad said to you.

329
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:19,128
You still haven't thanked me for
pulling you out of the lake, soldier.

330
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:20,750
I could have
flip-flopped out.

331
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,422
I know that.

332
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:29,054
Look, son, I know I give
you the business sometimes,

333
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,430
but if I'm hard on you,

334
00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:34,105
it's only 'cause I want you to
grow up strong and resilient.

335
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:37,854
Some day, you may face
adversities so preposterous,

336
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,936
I can't even
conceive of them.

337
00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:43,231
But I know you'll pull
through and make me proud.

338
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,278
I love you, son.

339
00:20:57,798 --> 00:21:00,961
Now bundle up. I don't
want you getting frozen.

340
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,035
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