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Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become
a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM

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Bucket of hot dogs.

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Check.

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Butt massager engaged.

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Check.

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Then let the
video games begin!

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Wait. Hang on.
I lost my controller.

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There is no controller.

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The X-Cube tracks your motions
with a built-in camera.

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Oh, yeah?
Track this motion!

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Frykowski, BenderlsGreat34, follow me!

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Sounds like fun on
a bun!

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You guys, again?

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Ach, these dorkeschoens!

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Let's humiliate them
with slingshots.

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Shoot your weapon,
Private!

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Wait. How do I...
Hold on.

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Oops.

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Sorry to kill und run,
but I really must be Göring.

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Ah!

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Man!
Pwned again!

22
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This is all Bender's fault.
Admit it, your reflexes suck!

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Aw, it's true.

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My circuitry's
12 years out of date.

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I can't keep up with today's
high-speed, top-of-the-line kids!

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You can't even
keep up with me,

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and I'm some sort of
Stone Age throwback.

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You know, I might be able to speed
up your reflexes by overclocking you.

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Uh, what's that, sonny?

30
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You say it'll put some
whoopie in my cushion?

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This might
take a while.

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I've got to adjust the memory
timing, raise the CPU voltage,

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and delete 12 terabytes
of outdated catchphrases.

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Sounds like fun on a bun!

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Deleted.

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Fry, can we talk
about our relationship?

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Of course.

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Our relationship is the
best thing in my life,

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so I'm sure I'll enjoy
talking about it with you.

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I don't know.

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I guess I'm just
feeling uneasy

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about us being so
on-again-off-again.

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Maybe it's none
of my business,

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but if it were up to me,
we'd be on all the time.

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And I mean
all the time.

46
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But what would
that be like?

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I mean, if we were together, where
would we be 10 years from now?

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Still here?
Definitely.

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Or somewhere else.

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Maybe I'm having some
kind of early-life crisis,

51
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but, look, don't you
everwonder about the future?

52
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Well, sure,
but you're always in it.

53
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Also, sometimes
terminators.

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All right. You should
run a lot faster now.

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Unless you die.

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Whoo! I'm smart! I know
how to spell "aardvark!"

57
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February is
the shortest month!

58
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There's 3,018 jelly beans in that jar!

59
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Damn, I'm good!

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I mean 3,018
rat kidneys.

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Now, then, my man, let's
see if your reflexes are...

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Faster!

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Hyah!

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Get 'em!
Get 'em! Get 'em!

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Hey, foreign aggressors,
what's up?

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We were just eating Spätzle
and listening to Kraftwerk...

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I mean fire!

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That tap-dancing, decadent
jazz-baby is too fast for us!

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Let's see him
outrun a V-2!

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It's my brains
against your Von Braun!

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Ach! I could have
fired a V-8!

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Those guys normally stink. That's
why we play them exclusively.

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Those cheaters
must have cheated!

74
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Now, Larry, let's deal with
this like mature adults.

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Mommy!

76
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What is it,
you colicky bastards?

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We were playing
video games,

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and the other kids
didn't play fair.

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What? Nobody rips off my kids but me!

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We can find out who they are
through their motion-capture camera.

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It better not be those
little Korean girls again.

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Aha! Got it!

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Whoo! We're the greatest! Mostly me!

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Bender Rodriguez?

85
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But he's a stock
MomCorp bending unit,

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and he's 12 years out of date. How
could he possibly play that well?

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Did you see me? History
came alive and I killed it!

88
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If I overclock you
some more,

89
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maybe we can beat
those Korean girls!

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Well, well. That nerd-burglar
overclocked the robot's processor!

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And that voids his warranty.
Even an idiot like me knows that.

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An idiot like you knows nothing! Ah!

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What matters is, it violates
the license agreement,

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and that means I've got him
right by his little...

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Ding-dong.

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I'm saying "ding-dong" 'cause
you don't have a doorbell.

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Hey, pigs.

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We're looking for
a Cubert J. Farnsworth.

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You're porkin' at him.

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You're under arrest
for felony violation

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of the MomCorp
license agreement.

102
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What's all this oinking about?
Who called the fuzz?

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Sir, who is this boy's
legal guardian?

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You're porkin' at him.

105
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Then the charges
apply to you, too.

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What?

107
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Farnsworth?
What a lucky break!

108
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After all these years, I've
got him! And legally, too!

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Even an idiot like me
knows he'll be ruined.

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An idiot like you
is correct!

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Ah!

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You overclocked Bender?

113
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What did I teach you about
tinkering with machinery?

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How. You taught me how.

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I also taught you
not to get caught.

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Oh, I wish
I'd never cloned you.

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It's not my fault.
I didn't even know

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Bender had
a license agreement.

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Neither did I... Oh.

120
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Bender, as my newest employee, could
you bend this drinking straw for me?

121
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Sure, let me just...
Whoa.

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First click
the license agreement, dearie.

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I really shouldn't agree to
things I don't understand,

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but I'm slightly
thirsty.

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Oh, God! I clicked
without reading!

126
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And I slightly modified
a thing that I own!

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We're monsters!

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Congratulations, Mother.
Can you die happy now?

129
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Not yet.
Darn.

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I can't rest until this bending
unit is restored to factory specs!

131
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Why not?

132
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If people learn they can
overclock their old robots,

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they won't buy my new robots!
This will not stand!

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Hoverfish, bring me the clock
of Bender Rodriguez.

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Good news, everyone!

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That's what the Professor would say if
he weren't in jail facing a life sentence.

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Guys! Guys!

138
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I discovered I have an extra
processor in my compartment of mystery!

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Being overclocked
was a start,

140
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but once I activate this
processor, I'll be all, like,

141
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"You a big dummy, Einstein!
Get a haircut!"

142
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Oh, wow! I can't believe how stupid
I used to be and you still are!

143
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What are all these
pagey things?

144
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Look out!
You're overheating!

145
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Yeah, yeah.

146
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Yeah, now I'm water-cooled.

147
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I can stimulate my intellect

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without further
thermodynamical disruption.

149
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I miss the old,
illiterate Bender.

150
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What's happened
to you, mon?

151
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I thought you liked beer
and knock-knock jokes.

152
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I'm processing so fast,

153
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it's like I can anticipate that
the ceiling fan's gonna fall

154
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and knock Zoidberg
unconscious.

155
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Wrong, Mr. Genius.

156
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Not that ceiling fan.

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In fact, looking ahead,

158
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it's obvious Mom won't allow me
to stay accelerated like this.

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Hmm.

160
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Who's up for a turkey dinner
and a game of badminton?

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Say what?

162
00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:08,127
Uh-oh. He must be
overheating again.

163
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Bending unit, you are ordered
to report for factory reset.

164
00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:17,512
Okay, sure.
But first, this.

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I hear turkey.

166
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Oh, boy. Hey, hey, hey!

167
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Ten more processors for me.

168
00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:34,737
Once I install these,
I'll have access

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to the loftiest
realms of thought.

170
00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:39,863
Anyone have access
to a lofty realm of gravy?

171
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I can conceive of gravies that
would boggle your tiny mind!

172
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But it's not safe here, so
I'll need to find a hideout.

173
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Hideout? Bender, are you becoming
some kind of supervillain?

174
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Farewell, monobrains.

175
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Your Honor, Mom is a
poor, frail industrialist

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with three special sons
who require constant neglect.

177
00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:07,603
Yet isn't it true, ladies
and gentlemen of the jury,

178
00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:10,727
that this boy,
this Cubert Farnsworth...

179
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That's my name.
Don't wear it out.

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...deliberately robbed her
blind by improving his own robot?

181
00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,446
It's true!
He did it!

182
00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:23,369
No further questions
for this jury.

183
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,865
Before I call a recess for
mimosas and horse breeding,

184
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:30,164
can the defense produce
the bending unit in question?

185
00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:32,370
We don't know
where the hell he is.

186
00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:35,712
Your Honor, that is something
we cannot a-doodle-doo.

187
00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:38,418
Then I'm holding
the defendants in contempt

188
00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:43,052
and fining them $10,000 a day
until they produce the robot.

189
00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:47,014
At that rate, Planet
Express will be bankrupt in

190
00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:49,471
four fingers!

191
00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:55,735
It's been a good run, people,
but this Is the end.

192
00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,315
Wait. I've got it!

193
00:10:57,407 --> 00:11:00,149
This building's technically
in the theater district.

194
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:04,619
If we could mount one big musical
featuring everyone's talents,

195
00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:06,742
we might just
save Planet Express!

196
00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:09,373
We'll call it
Nibbler on the Roof!

197
00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:11,576
We're saved!

198
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,962
I've been thinking a lot
about moving on with my life,

199
00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:17,506
and hearing the words
"Nibbler on the Roof'

200
00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,960
has given me the kick
in the pants I needed.

201
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,923
It's time for me to leave
and make a fresh start.

202
00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:26,299
Don't go, Leela, please!
You and me...

203
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:27,929
We were supposed to...

204
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:29,935
What?

205
00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:34,433
I don't know, but someday
we'll find out. Won't we?

206
00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:38,694
Goodbye, Fry.

207
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:09,304
I don't know, Randy. I just feel
like my life's falling apart.

208
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:12,558
The Professor's in jail
and now Leela's gone forever.

209
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,139
Stay strong, Fry.

210
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,566
You're the best friend
I have left.

211
00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,234
And I barely even know you.

212
00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:20,729
Have you thought about
asking Bender for help?

213
00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,821
What are you, Randy,
a complete moron?

214
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:26,072
I'd love to talk to Bender,
but I have no idea where he is.

215
00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:28,911
Well, if he's running
on 12 processors,

216
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:32,161
he must be someplace with a
lot of power and liquid coolant.

217
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,289
Oh, you're no help at all!
I'm gonna go kill myself.

218
00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:39,798
Wait a second.
Power? Liquid coolant?

219
00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:42,546
That gives me the option
of electrocution or drowning.

220
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:46,046
Barrels here! Can't go over
the falls without a barrel!

221
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:48,256
What are my chances of
surviving in one of those?

222
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:49,428
Siim to none.

223
00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:51,180
I like those odds.

224
00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,437
Wait. This isn't a barrel.

225
00:12:55,525 --> 00:13:00,360
It's just a stinking cask!
I want my money back!

226
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:05,314
Ow!

227
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,620
That was not worth $3,000.

228
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,380
Hello? Anybody?

229
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:26,460
Fry?

230
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,380
Bender?
Are you in here?

231
00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:34,010
In here is the
only place I'm not!

232
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:40,312
I amuse myself.

233
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,905
Bender, what happened to you?

234
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,984
I'll try to put it in terms
you can comprehend.

235
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,865
I passed the existential
singularity.

236
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:53,196
Try harder!

237
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,327
I hacked myself inslde-out

238
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:58,455
and now the entire universe
is my processor.

239
00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:03,419
Whoa! I definitely want to hear about
that, but first, I need your help.

240
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:06,125
The Professor and Cubert are
in trouble, and Leela left me.

241
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,335
I'm in misery!

242
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:10,885
I've grown far beyond the
petty concerns of your world.

243
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:13,762
Every time I burp,
a new galaxy is born.

244
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,600
Two, if I've been
eating broccoli.

245
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:22,142
All existence is just a chess
game, and I can see 50 moves ahead.

246
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:25,065
Human emotion
no longer concerns me.

247
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,612
But Randy said...

248
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:29,406
Randy? Have you been
hanging out with Randy?

249
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:30,566
Please, Bender.

250
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:34,028
If everything is a chess game for
you, you must know how to help me.

251
00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:37,703
I'm sorry, Fry, but some
games you just can't win.

252
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:40,459
Cubert and the
Professor are guilty.

253
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:44,004
The jury will vote to convict.
I can't change that.

254
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,293
Well, what about Leela?

255
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:48,127
Is there any hope things could
still work out between us?

256
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,132
It's getting late.

257
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:58,220
Now if you'll excuse me, I have
some new heavy elements to create.

258
00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:02,850
Better cover your nads. It may
get a little non-Newtonian in here.

259
00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:13,906
Not only have the defendants
failed to rebut the charges,

260
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:18,410
they have not even presented any
mitigating factors to recommend leniency.

261
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:21,584
It strikes me as an
extra-risky strategy.

262
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:24,545
Did you say
extra-crispy recipe?

263
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,251
You know I didn't.

264
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:30,460
Your Honor, if we could
locate Bender Rodriguez,

265
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:34,389
he would testify that my
clients acted without malice.

266
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:38,180
No, he wouldn't. Bender
doesn't care about us anymore.

267
00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:42,347
Someone used to care
about me? Hooray!

268
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:46,105
In that case, the jury will
begin its deliberations.

269
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,857
Bailiff, release
the jury collies.

270
00:15:55,371 --> 00:16:00,536
I finally nailed Farnsworth. Destroying
the boy is just icing on the cake.

271
00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:02,996
No one destroys
a boy like you, Mother.

272
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,829
Thank you, you repulsive disappointment.

273
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:07,584
Any word from Leela?

274
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:10,257
I heard she took a job
selling deep space real estate

275
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:11,963
somewhere beyond
the most distant thing

276
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,965
ever observed
with a telescope.

277
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:17,514
She always liked not being
observed with a telescope.

278
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:27,023
Order! Order in the head!

279
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:30,274
For reasons beyond
even my comprehension,

280
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:33,527
I have returned to testify
on behalf of the defendants.

281
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:35,404
Yay!
Yeah, Bender!

282
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,409
I knew he cared about us!

283
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,866
You said you knew
he didn't care about us.

284
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,037
Leave me alone.

285
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,787
Your Honor, I object to
this surprise witness.

286
00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:45,160
He's too surprising.

287
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,243
Sustained!

288
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,749
Testimony has closed.

289
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,205
But, Your Honor...

290
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:52,007
Silence! One more
inburst like that

291
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,551
and I'll have this
courtroom removed from you!

292
00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:01,017
I'm sorry, guys.
I didn't realize I was late.

293
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,185
I guess I'm not as smart
as everybody thought.

294
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:06,514
I was born in prison,
and I'll die in prison.

295
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:07,849
There is still
one hope.

296
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:11,903
You're co-defendants, and the jury
might not want to convict a 12-year-old.

297
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:14,275
Son of a nerd!
He may be right.

298
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,358
Make sure Farnsworth
doesn't get off easy

299
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,408
on account of that
snot-gobbling twerp!

300
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:22,954
Has the jury
reached a verdict?

301
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:26,667
Not just any verdict, Your
Honor. A great verdict!

302
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:32,294
They're going to take
pity on him! Do something!

303
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:34,959
Your Honor,
prosecution moves to drop

304
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,090
the charges against
Cubert Farnsworth.

305
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:43,430
Very well. The case against Cubert
Farnsworth is hereby dismissed.

306
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,511
Told you I'd get away
with it.

307
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,055
That'll do, pig.

308
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,982
Please read the verdict
against Professor Farnsworth.

309
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:51,229
You got it, Judge.

310
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:55,029
I think you'll find this
verdict as fair as it is cruel.

311
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:58,991
Your Honor, I move for a mistrial
on grounds of double jeopardy!

312
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:02,491
Cubert Farnsworth cannot be
tried twice for the same crime.

313
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,748
Cubert is the
Professor's clone,

314
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:09,418
ergo, they are legally
the same person.

315
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:11,621
Since you dismissed the
charges against Cubert,

316
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:14,708
you cannot convict the
Professor of these same charges!

317
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:18,044
Well, I'll be a nugget's
uncle. He's right!

318
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,676
What a brilliant
legal shenanigan.

319
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,181
Case dismissed!

320
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:29,514
Bender, you knew all this
would happen, didn't you?

321
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,936
Yes.
All except this part.

322
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,237
If I can't bring down Farnsworth,

323
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,190
I can at least
dumb down hls robot.

324
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:42,368
Take him away and reset him
to factory-stupid condition!

325
00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:47,077
Bender, wait! While you can
still calculate the future,

326
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,575
just tell me, what's gonna
happen with me and Leela?

327
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,786
There's no time now.

328
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:54,668
Quick, Zoidberg! Take
three steps to your right!

329
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:05,641
We've had some tough times,
but at least we won a Tony.

330
00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:07,218
You won a Tony.

331
00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:12,023
Wow. You gave up your
super-intelligence to save us.

332
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:13,224
Why did you come back?

333
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,482
Honestly, I couldn't think
of one good reason,

334
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:19,109
but some decisions
can't be made by thinking.

335
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:20,864
Even if you're drunk.

336
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,493
No galaxies there.

337
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:27,078
Knock, knock.
Oh! Oh! Who's there?

338
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:28,371
Leela?

339
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:30,574
Leela who?

340
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,790
It's good to see you.
Is it good to see me?

341
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,079
Of course.

342
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,289
Come on in, Leela.

343
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:37,840
Take that ugly coat off.

344
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,918
Thanks. Hi, everybody.

345
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:43,345
So tell us, how's the
intergalactic real estate going?

346
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,474
Pretty good. I just sold a
castle to the King of Space.

347
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:51,054
But somehow, I keep finding
myself thinking about this place

348
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:52,513
and things.

349
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,650
Things like me, or things
like this badminton racquet?

350
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:56,892
You, Fry.

351
00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:00,363
Bender, while you still
have your giant brain,

352
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:03,282
please tell me if Fry
and I ended up together.

353
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,609
It's too late, Leela.

354
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,867
He's good old Bender again.
He's totally useless.

355
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:09,072
Well, not totally.

356
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,372
Before they reset me,

357
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,916
I figured out the answers
to life's great questions.

358
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,502
Uh, this is the
reason we exist.

359
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,875
This is which ceiling
fans are gonna fall.

360
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,464
Aha! Found it!

361
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:23,169
"Fry and Leela's
Ultimate Fate. By Bender."

362
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:26,214
It's probably better
if we don't know.

363
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:27,548
Mystery of life
and whatnot.

364
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:28,632
Give me that!

365
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,035
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00:21:39,305 --> 00:21:45,303
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