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As the curtain rises on our
verisimilidinous tableau,
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you're no doubt curious
as to why I tricked you all
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into hang gliding here.
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Close-up.
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It seems someone in this room...
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Is a murderer!
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It's me.
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But the real question is,
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which of you is the victim?
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And that secret...
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I shall take to my grave.
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Calculon, no!
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Now, that's acting.
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Calculon really shatnered
the hell out of that scene.
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Hey, anyone want to
go to the aquarium?
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They got a new non-biting otter.
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Sounds great!
Non-biting otter!
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Wow.
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Aquariums have really changed
since I was a boy
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and no one ever took me to them.
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Where's the glass?
There isn't any.
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The water's held in place
by gravity fields,
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so there's nothing for kids
to smear yogurt on.
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I like strawberry yogurt.
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Can I touch the water?
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I wouldn't, but I'm smart.
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Help! Police!
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At.
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Welcome...
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To Jurassic tank.
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Picture time.
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Everybody get together.
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Hang on, I need a tripod.
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Let me just extend the old third leg.
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Ooh, yeah.
That's stable, baby.
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Just need to pick a lens.
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L's see... zoom lens?
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Nope.
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They live lens?
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Eh, so-so.
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Better get my camera ready.
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Just take the damn picture!
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Let me just adjust the focus...
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F-stop...
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Shutter speed.
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Oops. Out of film. Hang on.
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Film?
Who uses film?
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We've had digital cameras
for a thousand years.
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Digital?
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No digital camera can capture
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the warmth and grain
of good old film.
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How can you even tell?
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Your eyes are digital cameras.
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And where can you possibly get
film developed nowadays?
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Right here.
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You're looking at the last
chemical darkroom in existence.
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Hey, Bender, isn't that Calculon?
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Calculon? No way!
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Yo, Calky! I'm a big fan,
and I've got a big camera.
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Can I get a big picture?
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Well, I was just airbrushed
this morning, so all right.
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But make it snappy.
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Eh, that looked staged.
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Try one where you're pretending
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to swing a tennis racquet.
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Okay, okay, that's enough.
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I'm trying to enjoy a nice day out
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with the actors
who play my TV family.
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These rare and
fascinating deep-sea fish
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are extremely sensitive to light
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over here, Calculon!
Come on, smile!
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Quit blinking!
Red eye!
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Blurry!
Lens cap's still on!
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Oh, we finally eluded
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that obnoxious shutterbug.
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At last, we can enjoy our
studio-mandated quality time.
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! I can't t work like this.
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I'll be in my day-off trailer.
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And I took this one inside
the Ichthyosaur's stomach.
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Man, I've never had anyone
try so hard to digest me.
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OK, we've all been
in a sea monster's stomach.
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But did you get any pictures
of the Calculon?
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Yeah, but a true photo buff
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wouldn't even use these
for toilet paper.
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Not if curtains were available.
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You're too hard on yourself, robot.
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These pictures are just
as good as the ones
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in my celebrity tabloid.
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Us people magazine?
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That's total trash.
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Total celebrity trash.
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My inquiring organ wants to know.
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If you ask me, Bender should
go to us people's office
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in Hollywood and see if they'd
like his Calculon pictures.
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I have no time for such foolishness.
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Well, I changed my mind
and came to Hollywood after all.
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Bender, these shots
of Calculon e great.
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In fact, you might
just have what it takes
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to be a paparazzo.
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Namely, a camera.
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Shut up. I know it.
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Wait... a whatsa-whatzo?
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A paparazzo.
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You know, a celebrity photographer.
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But it's not for everyone.
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You'd have to wallow
in Hollywood filth,
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loiter in dark alleys
behind seedy nightclubs
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and get spat on
by the beautiful people.
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Hmm, I don't ow.
How much will it cost me?
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You misunderstand, Bender.
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We'll pay you.
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Sir, you just hired yourself
a new whatsa-whatzo.
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{pub}Listen up, gang.
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I'd like to introduce you to Bender,
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the newest member of
our paparazzo family.
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Nice to meet you.
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And even though it's
only my first day,
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I want you all to know that
I'm already better than you.
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Stay out of my way!
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I'm back, crab dip.
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What you watching?
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Only a documentary about the
greatest actor in the world.
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Ah, yes... Calculon.
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I happened to snap a picture of him
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taking some time
with his biggest fan.
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No, not that scene-chewing ham.
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I said the greatest actor...
Langdon Cobb.
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Let's rewind, shall we?
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Langdon Cobb...
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The most acclaimed actor
of his generation.
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Why's he wearing a bag on his head?
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They're explaining that right n.
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Let's rewind again.
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...Most acclaimed
actor of his generation.
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He's raked in seven
academy awards for best actor
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and o for best actress,
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all without ever removing
his trademark bag.
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Mr. Cobb, you're
an intensely private man...
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Quite right, mm-hmm.
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... And though billions
of people have seen your wk,
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- no one has ever seen your face.
- Mm-hmm.
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So tell us.
Why the bag?
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Ah, yes, the bag.
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I've never understood
people's fascination with that.
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The point is, I'm an actor
and nothing more.
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I have no interest in being admired
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for something as inconsequential
as my appearance
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or my personal life.
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All that t matters is...
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The process.
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Whether playing
a beloved historical figure...
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For Rigel 7...
And all mankind!
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...Or a Victorian circus freak...
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I want to see the real you.
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No, Daisy, don't!
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I tried to warn you.
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I'm hideous.
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To me, you're beautiful.
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Narrator:... Langdon Cobb's
acting is always "in the bag."
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Truly, his is the most
famous face in Hollywood.
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Even if no one's ever
photographed it,
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nor ever will.
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Once again, television
has given me a reason to live.
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A photo of Langdon Cobb
without his bag?
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Impossible.
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He's got a 50-foot-high
force field around his house.
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One 60-foot ladder, please.
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Oh!
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What are you,
some kind of attack fungus?
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Or just a moldy schnauzer?
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Oh, God, please let this
tacky Hollywood mansion
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have the obligatory.
Yes!
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Tuscan-inspired pergola!
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Peace out, Portobello.
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Thank you, Leroy.
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I'm going to relax by the fire
with my bag off,
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so that will be all for the night.
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By your command.
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Come to paparazzo.
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Asps)
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- Gotcha!
- No!
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Please, sir, I implore you,
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destroy that photo of me.
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It's not just my privacy I've
been protecting all these years.
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If you show anyone that picture,
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there will be terrible consequences.
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The only thing terrible's
going to be my bank account.
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Wait. Say that again,
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what say "tremendous consequences."
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If it's money you're after,
I'll pay whatever you ask.
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Just promise me you'll never
show that photo to anyone.
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I swear on my honor as a paparazzo.
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Hey, Fry, want to see a picture?
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Sure.
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Hmm.
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He looked at the photo
and that happened.
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But... it could just
be a coincidence.
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Yo, Amy, check it out.
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The evidence is mounting.
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Although two times hardly
establishes a pattern.
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I'd feel more comfortable
raising the alarm
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if I were a little more certain.
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Hey, how'd those two get deflated?
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They looked at this.
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That proves it.
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Looking at this photo of Langdon Cobb
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has a horrific effect
on living creatures.
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Hey, Zoidberg, look at this
photo of Langdon Cobb.
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What, a picture of Langdon Cobb?
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Now, this I want to see
as clearly as possible.
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Zoidberg, no!
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Oh, thank God, Professor.
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You got here just in time.
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I've seen this before.
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Langdon Cobb must be
from Bryoria Six,
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home of the quantum lichen people.
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Well, that explains that.
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They're attention parasites.
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They feed on the admiration
of their prey.
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Just like the noble buffalo.
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Nothing like a buffalo.
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Anyone who pays
attention to the lichen
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is unknowingly feeding it.
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But gaze upon its face,
even in a photograph,
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and your very life force
will be sucked out,
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leaving you a flaccid husk.
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So the picture robbed them
of the souls?
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Souls? Don't be ridiculous.
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It's their life forces
that have been stolen.
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It's scientific.
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That's why the robot's immune.
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He has no soul.
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Life force!
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So, how do we get
their "life forces" back?
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If we poke a hole in Cobb's bag,
will they spew out
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like a volcano built
on an Indian graveyard?
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Alas, it's not that simple.
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You e, just as the
earth lichen is composed
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of an algae and a fungus,
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the quantum variety is also comped
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of two separed parts.
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An attractive algae-based id
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and a ravenous
fungus based ego
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that stores the stolen souls.
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I mean, life forces.
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Now, here's the weird pa.
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The ego and the id
are connected not physically,
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like decent, God-fearing earth liens,
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but by quantum entanglement.
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So the id is Langdon Cobb,
but this fungus ego could be...
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Anywhere, we'll never find it!
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Let's just give up and go
to the aquarium again.
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Now, hold on.
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I feel like I was chased
by a mushroom recently.
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Of course!
The guard dog at Cobb's estate.
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That's the ego.
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All right, let's go.
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00:12:13,638 --> 00:12:15,558
It'll be just like stomping a puppy.
264
00:12:15,724 --> 00:12:19,312
No, no, no. Subduing an actor's
ego is no easy task.
265
00:12:19,478 --> 00:12:20,887
We'll have to weaken it first.
266
00:12:21,012 --> 00:12:24,023
Look, I own words that are helpful.
267
00:12:24,148 --> 00:12:25,558
It says the world acting championship
268
00:12:25,683 --> 00:12:26,860
is tonight in Hollywood.
269
00:12:26,985 --> 00:12:28,127
Quiet, Zoidberg.
270
00:12:28,252 --> 00:12:30,573
God, I wish you were a husk.
271
00:12:30,739 --> 00:12:32,992
No, it's Langdon Cobb
versus Calculon.
272
00:12:33,158 --> 00:12:34,367
If we help Calculon win,
273
00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:36,169
will weaken Cobb's ego, may?
274
00:12:36,294 --> 00:12:38,738
Yes, yes, fine.
275
00:12:38,863 --> 00:12:41,626
We never go where I want to go.
276
00:12:41,792 --> 00:12:46,045
So, the most galling
of the paparazzi needs my help.
277
00:12:46,170 --> 00:12:48,848
Lo the worm has turned.
278
00:12:48,973 --> 00:12:51,885
Say cheese, Calculon without makeup.
279
00:12:52,010 --> 00:12:56,432
As much as I hate you,
I hate Langdon Cobb more.
280
00:12:56,598 --> 00:12:59,092
He beats me out
for every award, every role,
281
00:12:59,217 --> 00:13:00,728
every paternity suit.
282
00:13:00,894 --> 00:13:05,149
Besting him at acting means more
to me than life itself.
283
00:13:05,315 --> 00:13:06,733
And we want to help you.
284
00:13:06,858 --> 00:13:08,835
Now, your only chance
a classic death scene.
285
00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:10,737
One with a lot of thy's and thou's.
286
00:13:10,862 --> 00:13:12,071
Voilá.
287
00:13:12,196 --> 00:13:14,700
The tragic end
of Rome o. And Julie t.
288
00:13:14,866 --> 00:13:16,609
That's Romeo and Juliet, dummy,
289
00:13:16,734 --> 00:13:18,845
by Will.I.Am Shakespeare.
290
00:13:18,970 --> 00:13:21,681
Now, here's the poison
that Romeo uses to kill himself.
291
00:13:21,806 --> 00:13:23,793
Don't worry, it's just
water and food coloring.
292
00:13:23,959 --> 00:13:25,385
Food coloring?
293
00:13:25,510 --> 00:13:27,720
The most poisonous substance
known to robots?
294
00:13:27,845 --> 00:13:29,255
Oops, sorry.
295
00:13:29,380 --> 00:13:31,224
I'll swap it out
for harmless battery acid.
296
00:13:31,349 --> 00:13:33,126
No. Wait.
297
00:13:33,251 --> 00:13:36,262
There's on one way to ensure victory.
298
00:13:36,387 --> 00:13:39,599
I must perform
the ultimate death scene.
299
00:13:39,766 --> 00:13:41,968
Shall drink the actual poison...
300
00:13:42,093 --> 00:13:44,814
And actually die.
301
00:13:44,980 --> 00:13:48,025
But... but, Calculon,
you can't kill yourself.
302
00:13:48,191 --> 00:13:50,444
I'm a celebrity.
I can kill anyone I want!
303
00:14:00,023 --> 00:14:01,869
{pub}- Call it in the air.
- Comedy.
304
00:14:03,067 --> 00:14:04,153
It's tragedy.
305
00:14:04,319 --> 00:14:06,905
Langdon Cobb will be first
to take the stage.
306
00:14:07,071 --> 00:14:09,207
Bossy to stinky.
Come in, stinky.
307
00:14:09,332 --> 00:14:10,909
I always come in stinky.
308
00:14:11,075 --> 00:14:12,978
Standby. The competition's
about to begin.
309
00:14:14,370 --> 00:14:15,780
Hold your fire
310
00:14:15,905 --> 00:14:17,833
til Calculon's performance
weakens the ego.
311
00:14:17,999 --> 00:14:19,417
Roger. Stinky over.
312
00:14:19,542 --> 00:14:21,879
Whoof! I beg to differ.
313
00:14:23,012 --> 00:14:24,715
I wish it had been me, Sully.
314
00:14:24,881 --> 00:14:26,758
I wish it had been me
off-duty in the garden
315
00:14:26,883 --> 00:14:29,160
when those drug lords
blew up the Celtics.
316
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:32,556
But I was drunk, wicked drunk!
317
00:14:32,722 --> 00:14:35,367
Uh-oh. Cobb's doing a scene
from beantown buddies.
318
00:14:35,492 --> 00:14:37,068
The audience is eating it up.
319
00:14:37,193 --> 00:14:38,956
Professor, what's
your status?
320
00:14:39,081 --> 00:14:40,230
Not good!
321
00:14:40,396 --> 00:14:43,942
The attention Cobb's receiving
is inflating his ego.
322
00:14:44,108 --> 00:14:46,001
It's going totally Kanye!
323
00:14:48,738 --> 00:14:51,075
Ah! There's a humungous
fungus among us.
324
00:14:51,241 --> 00:14:55,553
Oh, Sully, you were
the best partner I ever had,
325
00:14:55,678 --> 00:14:58,656
both on the be and in the sack.
326
00:14:58,781 --> 00:15:01,926
That's right, I said it.
327
00:15:02,051 --> 00:15:03,428
I said it!
328
00:15:03,553 --> 00:15:05,631
Aah!
329
00:15:17,534 --> 00:15:19,010
A tough act to follow.
330
00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:21,479
And now, to follow that act,
331
00:15:21,604 --> 00:15:25,184
performing the death scene
from Romeo and Juliet,
332
00:15:25,309 --> 00:15:29,578
seven-time Oscar runner-up, Calculon!
333
00:15:39,956 --> 00:15:45,303
Ah, dear Juliet,
why art thou yet so fair?
334
00:15:45,428 --> 00:15:47,105
I will stay with thee;
335
00:15:47,230 --> 00:15:51,719
And never from this palace
of dim night depart again.
336
00:15:51,885 --> 00:15:55,847
O, here will I set up
my everlasting rest
337
00:15:55,972 --> 00:15:58,976
and shake the yoke
of inauspicious stars
338
00:15:59,142 --> 00:16:02,353
from this world-wearied flesh.
339
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:05,056
Eyes, look your last.
340
00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:08,359
Arms, take your last embrace
341
00:16:08,484 --> 00:16:12,464
and lips, of you,
the doors of breath,
342
00:16:12,589 --> 00:16:15,557
seal with a righteous kiss.
343
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,832
Here's to my love.
344
00:16:26,669 --> 00:16:28,804
Oh
345
00:16:33,927 --> 00:16:36,554
I can't believe he really did it.
346
00:16:36,679 --> 00:16:39,641
At lea
he died knowing I was great.
347
00:16:49,233 --> 00:16:52,404
Uh-oh. That death scene
was almost half believable.
348
00:16:52,570 --> 00:16:53,938
Cobb looks jealous and insecure.
349
00:16:54,063 --> 00:16:55,173
How's his ego doing?
350
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:56,407
It's shrinking.
351
00:16:56,532 --> 00:16:58,376
Faster, Professor, kill, kill.
352
00:16:58,501 --> 00:17:02,380
Activating anti-fungal ray.
353
00:17:02,505 --> 00:17:05,984
It just has to warm up
for about 15 minutes.
354
00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:07,819
Ooh!
355
00:17:08,086 --> 00:17:12,090
Ladies and gentlemen and smizmars,
356
00:17:12,256 --> 00:17:14,359
we have a unanimous decision.
357
00:17:14,484 --> 00:17:17,128
The winner, and heavyweight
acting champion
358
00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:18,430
of the world,
359
00:17:18,596 --> 00:17:21,990
Langdon Cobb!
360
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:29,374
Huh.
361
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,242
Thank you. Thank you.
362
00:17:31,367 --> 00:17:32,653
Thanks.
363
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,846
Oh, God, he's basking
in their admiration.
364
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:38,408
That ego must be at least
four feet tall by now.
365
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,881
Aw, did you miss me, pookie?
366
00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:55,466
I can't watch!
367
00:17:55,591 --> 00:17:57,386
I better take some pictures.
368
00:17:57,552 --> 00:17:58,836
Wait a minute.
369
00:17:58,961 --> 00:18:00,672
When living creatures look
at Cobb'b's photo,
370
00:18:00,797 --> 00:18:02,507
their life force gets sucked out.
371
00:18:02,632 --> 00:18:04,042
And Cobb's a living creature.
372
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:07,020
I just need to show him
a picture of himself.
373
00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:09,280
But I tore up the on picture of Cobb.
374
00:18:09,405 --> 00:18:11,449
And everybody knows,
once you delete a photo,
375
00:18:11,574 --> 00:18:13,402
it's gone forever.
376
00:18:13,568 --> 00:18:14,961
Maybe a digital photo,
377
00:18:15,086 --> 00:18:17,589
but with film,
I still ha the negative.
378
00:18:17,714 --> 00:18:19,257
Hurry, make a new print!
379
00:18:19,382 --> 00:18:21,492
I don't know how long I
can distract Cobb's ego.
380
00:18:21,617 --> 00:18:23,218
Okay. I'll be in the darkroom.
381
00:18:30,993 --> 00:18:34,363
Eh. Contrasts a little off
on this one.
382
00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:41,680
Bender, hurry up!
383
00:18:41,846 --> 00:18:43,948
This one is really good.
384
00:18:44,073 --> 00:18:47,436
But I can still do better.
385
00:18:47,602 --> 00:18:48,953
Who are you people?
386
00:18:49,078 --> 00:18:50,522
Why are you attacking my ego?
387
00:18:50,688 --> 00:18:52,733
You stole our friends' life forces.
388
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:56,661
Ah, yes. I warned the robot,
but he wouldn't listen.
389
00:18:56,786 --> 00:18:59,464
You see, I was once like
the rest of my species,
390
00:18:59,589 --> 00:19:01,532
showing my face to one planet,
391
00:19:01,657 --> 00:19:03,827
draining its life force and moving on.
392
00:19:03,993 --> 00:19:07,956
T when I got to earth, I found
a different kind of prey.
393
00:19:08,122 --> 00:19:09,875
Explain.
394
00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:12,310
You earthlings worship celebrity
with such fervor
395
00:19:12,435 --> 00:19:15,546
that I can survive simply
by milking your admiration.
396
00:19:15,671 --> 00:19:19,050
Milking and milking it
through what we tors call...
397
00:19:19,175 --> 00:19:20,318
The process.
398
00:19:20,443 --> 00:19:23,180
Oh, God, just kill us already!
399
00:19:23,346 --> 00:19:25,123
But you all discovered my secret.
400
00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:28,352
And for that, you will pay.
Look at me!
401
00:19:28,518 --> 00:19:31,647
If we do, will you stop talking
about the process?
402
00:19:31,813 --> 00:19:33,690
Never. Behold!
403
00:19:42,532 --> 00:19:45,667
I'll save you, Leela,
Professor and Zoidberg.
404
00:19:47,136 --> 00:19:48,613
Oops.
405
00:19:48,738 --> 00:19:50,815
Nonetheless, I finally nailed it.
406
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:53,017
Ga upon this photo of yourself
407
00:19:53,142 --> 00:19:55,754
and start squirting out
some soul-a-rrhea.
408
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,522
It doesn't work that way,
you imbecile.
409
00:19:57,647 --> 00:19:59,023
Although...
410
00:19:59,148 --> 00:20:01,426
It's really quite a nice portrait.
411
00:20:01,592 --> 00:20:03,461
The contrast is exquisite.
412
00:20:03,586 --> 00:20:07,198
And the composition...
Sublime.
413
00:20:07,323 --> 00:20:09,525
I look... spectacular.
414
00:20:09,650 --> 00:20:10,894
Ah, man.
415
00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:13,395
My great photo
only made his ego bigger.
416
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:25,516
. No!
417
00:20:33,082 --> 00:20:35,127
Hey, Calculon's dead.
418
00:20:35,293 --> 00:20:36,861
What happened?
Did you save us, Leela?
419
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:38,129
Actually, no.
420
00:20:38,254 --> 00:20:39,697
For once, it was Bender.
421
00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:43,343
Really? Well, thanks for
whatever you did, Bender.
422
00:20:43,509 --> 00:20:45,679
It was a lot.
You'll never be able to pay any back.
423
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,020
Now, gather round friends.
424
00:20:47,145 --> 00:20:49,933
So we can commemorate
this moment in a photo.
425
00:20:51,805 --> 00:20:52,898
I gotta admit.
426
00:20:53,023 --> 00:20:55,618
This time it'll a pleasure
to be in your picture.
427
00:20:56,325 --> 00:20:57,803
Say: "Bender is great."
428
00:20:57,928 --> 00:20:59,568
Bender is great!
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