3 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:32,824 Fry! That's disgusting ! What? 4 00:00:32,908 --> 00:00:34,659 You double-dipped ! Geez. 5 00:00:38,414 --> 00:00:40,623 Crew, you're working too hard. 6 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:42,291 Tell me about it. 7 00:00:42,418 --> 00:00:44,377 For once, I thought it might be nice 8 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:46,504 to do something in a social setting, 9 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:48,589 finally get to know each other. 10 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:51,008 Why, I don't even know half your names! 11 00:00:51,093 --> 00:00:53,094 You, boy. What do they call you? 12 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:56,180 Most folks just call me Orange Joe. 13 00:00:56,265 --> 00:00:58,099 So, Professor, where are we gonna go? 14 00:00:58,183 --> 00:00:59,559 It's July, right? 15 00:00:59,643 --> 00:01:02,645 Let's wait three months and go to Oktoberfest! 16 00:01:02,813 --> 00:01:04,939 All right, baby! 17 00:01:16,827 --> 00:01:20,079 Bring on the beer! And the scantily clad barmaids! 18 00:01:20,164 --> 00:01:21,789 And the more beer! 19 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:24,167 Shh ! 20 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:29,255 Hey! I don't smell Bavarian-style vomit. Where's Oktoberfest? 21 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:31,340 This is Oktoberfest, 22 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:33,843 the world's most sophisticated exhibition 23 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:36,220 of German food, drink, and culture. 24 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:41,851 Exquisite. 25 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,227 Care for another, sir? 26 00:01:43,312 --> 00:01:48,524 No, I wouldn't want to ruin my Oktoberfest by becoming intoxicated. 27 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:50,443 What the hell is going on here? 28 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:53,863 Fry, quiet. Oktoberfest is a classy celebration 29 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,615 of how far humans have evolved. 30 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:57,700 You need to be on your best behavior. 31 00:01:57,785 --> 00:02:01,287 No chance! You can all act like Jersey Shore socialites, 32 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:04,081 but at least Bender will party with me. Right, buddy? 33 00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:08,294 Whoa, whoa, whoa! I enjoy partying as much as the next fellow, 34 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:11,881 but this is Oktoberfest. Good day, sir! 35 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:14,217 Ach du freakin' Lieber! 36 00:02:16,595 --> 00:02:18,054 A sausage contest, eh? 37 00:02:18,222 --> 00:02:19,347 Sounds like fun on a bun ! 38 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:22,642 Shut up! I said it first! 39 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:23,810 Bam ! 40 00:02:24,019 --> 00:02:25,353 Also, ow. 41 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:27,939 Oh, my God, it's celebrity chef Elzar! 42 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:32,068 Hey, Elzar, I've just recently started always having dreamt of being 43 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,654 a sausage-making champion. Can I get in on this? 44 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:37,490 Sure, I don't care. You bring your ingredients? 45 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:39,242 You bet! 46 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:44,372 Hold on there, chief. Regular old pork ain't gonna win this thing. 47 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:46,207 You gotta get innovative with your meat. 48 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:47,708 See Chef Fritz over there? 49 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:50,670 He's only using the choicest cuts of hummingbird. 50 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:54,632 Murakami-san got his hands on a nice rack of angel wings. 51 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:56,676 Gonna grind 'em up into Heavenwurst. 52 00:02:57,010 --> 00:03:00,888 And me? I'm making my spice-weaseled bratwurst outta pork. 53 00:03:00,973 --> 00:03:02,515 So you are using pork! 54 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:05,560 Pork that's been aged for 3,000 years! 55 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:06,853 Bam ! 56 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:11,399 Man ! I can't beat that with a Craigslist pig. 57 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:15,444 Sorry, Grundy. I'll have to kill you later for some other reason. 58 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:28,040 Sit up straight! The Countess von Luftballoon is watching. 59 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:29,375 Ugh ! 60 00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:31,919 Man, all the fun has been taken out of 61 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:34,297 this once-noble barf-a-palooza. 62 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:36,299 You just say that because you're primitive. 63 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:38,259 People in your day were backwards and crude. 64 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:39,969 Well, at least we were hammered ! 65 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:42,263 I'm as thirsty as a drunk. 66 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:44,974 Where do all these child-sized beers come from? 67 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:47,476 See that magnificent heavily guarded cask? 68 00:03:47,686 --> 00:03:49,228 All the beer's in there. 69 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:50,813 Ahh ! 70 00:03:57,446 --> 00:03:59,614 Not all the beer. 71 00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:07,204 Fahrvergnügen! Kaiser Permanente! 72 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:08,748 Fruzen Gladje! 73 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:10,666 Fry! You're embarrassing us! 74 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:13,419 I don't care! I'm finally having fun ! 75 00:04:13,629 --> 00:04:16,130 Hey, come on, you keister-meisters! 76 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:20,176 Eins, zwei, drei, vier, lift your Stein and drink your beer! 77 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:23,596 Ich bin ein never! 78 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:28,726 Whoa! Even with harps, that's still 79 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:31,395 the famous Oktoberfest Chicken Dance! 80 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:38,069 Oh, I almost forgot! 81 00:04:40,072 --> 00:04:41,906 Get das booty up here, Leela! 82 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:44,283 I brought his and her chicken hats! 83 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:48,913 Okay, that's it. You are a boorish, primitive Neanderthal ! 84 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:51,415 Neanderthal? 85 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:53,042 Yes. And I've had enough ! 86 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:54,710 I'm breaking up with you ! 87 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:59,382 We were going out? 88 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:02,259 I mean, no! 89 00:05:02,344 --> 00:05:04,762 And keep your stupid chicken hat, too! 90 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:15,147 And the worst part is, I had to have the breakup sex by myself! 91 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:18,859 Fry, some of us have real problems. 92 00:05:18,944 --> 00:05:22,571 I just learned there are people with fancier sausage meats than me! 93 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:29,662 I hate future Oktoberfest! It's supposed to be beer and bratwurst, 94 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:32,707 not breakups and boring thing ! 95 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:35,668 For hundreds of years, 96 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:37,962 Oktoberfest has been held here, 97 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:40,047 in the fertile Neander Valley, 98 00:05:40,132 --> 00:05:44,844 where prehistoric man once hunted the majestic Schnufel-Ufagus 99 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:46,429 or woolly mammoth. 100 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:51,267 To this day, paleontologists sometimes find entire mammoths 101 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:54,020 frozen in the valley's icy glaciers, 102 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:58,357 perfectly preserved for exactly 30,000 years or so. 103 00:05:58,442 --> 00:06:02,403 Wait a minute, mammoth meat aged for 30,000 years? 104 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:05,072 Prize-winning sausage meat, here I come! 105 00:06:12,456 --> 00:06:15,082 I didn't know this ship had a mammoth detector. 106 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:17,918 You're drunk, Fry. This is the elephant detector. 107 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:19,795 I just set it to "big and woolly." 108 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:23,007 Mammoth ahoy! 109 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,847 Bender? I smell burning tusk. 110 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:32,141 That's probably it. Kill the engine. 111 00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:02,463 Wait till those judges get their hands on my mammoth sausage! 112 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:09,095 - My hair is caught! - Bender! Turn it off! 113 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:13,015 Sausage is great, sausage is great. Sausage, sausage, sausage! 114 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:19,647 This sausage is great! 115 00:07:19,731 --> 00:07:22,691 You, mein Robot, move on to the next round. 116 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,276 Shut up, Judge, I know it. 117 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:27,404 Way to go, Bender! Can I try a piece? 118 00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:29,532 You can have yourself a whole big boy. 119 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:33,410 Mmm. 120 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:35,454 That's good. Where's Fry? 121 00:07:35,664 --> 00:07:37,373 I don't know. Last I saw, he was 122 00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:39,291 jumping up and down in my meat grinder. 123 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:41,001 By the way, you got a little something right there. 124 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:45,089 This is the best sausage I've ever tasted ! 125 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:49,093 Oh, my God ! That looks like Fry's hair! 126 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:52,972 Come on, don't make jokes like that while I'm eating. 127 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:07,319 Poor Philip. 128 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:09,488 He looks so peaceful. 129 00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:11,782 It's tragedy on a bun. 130 00:08:13,869 --> 00:08:15,661 I ate Fry! 131 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:19,123 I broke up with my boyfriend and then I ate him ! 132 00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:22,168 Now, now. We've all been there. 133 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:25,087 The pain and guilt are too much ! 134 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:27,423 I can't go on knowing what I've done! 135 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:32,845 Fry! 136 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:41,395 Can you really remove all my memories of Fry? 137 00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:42,730 Oh, they'll still be there, hon. 138 00:08:42,814 --> 00:08:45,941 I'm just gonna snip the links between them and your conscious brain. 139 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:49,111 Like this one "Fry falls off zoo train." 140 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:52,615 He thought he recognized one of the monkeys! 141 00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:55,993 What was I crying about? 142 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:59,246 Oh, we were just cuttin' onions, honey. Let's keep going. 143 00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:03,918 "Fry sits on a pie." "Fry finds popcorn in his belly button." 144 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,296 "You eat a sausage made of Fry." 145 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:10,341 "Fry gives you a chicken hat." Oh, that's sweet. 146 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:16,472 Good morning ! 147 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:19,683 Geez, who died? 148 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:25,397 I don't know how Bender and I do all this work by ourselves. 149 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:27,399 Maybe we should hire a delivery boy. 150 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:28,817 You mean like. . . 151 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:32,363 Bender! Shh ! We have to be careful not to remind her! 152 00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:37,618 What about my feelings? Fry was my best friend, and now he's dead ! 153 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:43,958 Nah, I'm just kidding. My pastor helped me through my grief. 154 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,753 Bender's a jerk, but he's right. 155 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:51,382 We've all got to accept that Fry is gone forever. 156 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:57,721 Whoa. Where happened? What am I? 157 00:09:58,515 --> 00:10:02,643 Sausage is great, sausage is great. Sausage, sausage, sausage. 158 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:08,732 Whew! That was close. 159 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:16,365 Whew! 160 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:19,076 Ahhh ! 161 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:29,712 Help! Boy trapped in ice! 162 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,637 Oh ! Thank you, thank you. 163 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,816 Uh. How you get frozen? 164 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:54,320 I don't know. I think I whanged my head pretty bad. 165 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,324 Uh, look normal to me. 166 00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:00,993 The last thing I remember is losing all my memories. 167 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,536 Who am I, one of you? 168 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,913 Me think so. Anyone dumb enough get 169 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,291 stuck in ice probably Neanderthal. 170 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:09,209 Neanderthal? 171 00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:11,462 Yeah, I think somebody called me that. 172 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:14,173 I'm kind of chilly. I don't suppose you have a. . . 173 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:20,095 Oh ! Still warm ! 174 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,851 So, what's this delivery to McPluto? 175 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:31,482 Fifty three tons of hamburgers and French Fragments of not potatoes. 176 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,817 Fragments of not potatoes? 177 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:38,030 Yep. They get a big shipment every Saturday! 178 00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:40,949 What's this? 179 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:45,079 It's some kind of chicken hat! It's cute. 180 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:49,416 So why does it make me feel, I don't know, sad? 181 00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:10,229 Why you stare at prehistoric pig butt? 182 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:15,359 Because it makes me feel happy and confused and wistful and sad. 183 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,737 All Neanderthal sad. lt in our nature. 184 00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:19,863 Why? 185 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:24,660 lt all start 30,000 year ago, in fertile Neander Valley. 186 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:31,583 Life for our ancestors peaceful, until Homo sapiens arrive. 187 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:35,796 We suggest interbreed, become one big happy species. 188 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,799 But they treat us like second-class hominid. 189 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:41,969 They drive us from valley, 190 00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:45,431 and we end up living here, in isolated crevice. 191 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,349 We figure, "whatever." 192 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,561 But then we get trapped by encroaching ice age. 193 00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:54,898 Now we sealed in under sky of ice. 194 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:58,610 So my sadness makes perfect sense. 195 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:02,156 And I do have vague memories of people refusing to breed with me! 196 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:10,914 A raven's brought word for you, sir. 197 00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:15,127 Guys, guys! My sausage made the finals at Oktoberfest! 198 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,337 We gotta go back for the closing ceremony! 199 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:18,922 Oktoberfest? 200 00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:30,809 Sounds like fun ! 201 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:38,192 Chief! Me find huge hole melted in ice, out past Cesar Chavez ridge! 202 00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,652 Hole go all the way outside! 203 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,613 This very interesting. 204 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:45,491 Maybe someone look into it, many years from now. 205 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,701 But, Chief, this means we're not trapped anymore! 206 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,995 It's our chance to take back the outside world 207 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:52,247 from those stuck-up Homo sapiens 208 00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:54,583 with their tools and their pants and such. 209 00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:57,753 My fellow big-brows! Are you with me? 210 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,514 You've been staring at that pumpkin 211 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,641 for like, five seconds. What's up? 212 00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:13,810 It's. . . It's something about the color. 213 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,647 Oh, boo-hoo. 214 00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:19,650 Why are you crying now, you depressed lunatic? 215 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:22,402 I don't know. I should be happy. 216 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:24,905 Bender's sausage just won third place. 217 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,073 Third place? 218 00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:30,285 This is the greatest injustice Germany has ever committed ! 219 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:33,205 Aha, Leela, we meet again. 220 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:36,166 But this time, I'm the one criticizing the sausage. 221 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:56,103 Dear God, look at those hairy elephants! 222 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,397 Kill all modern humans! 223 00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:00,023 Hey, this guy's all right. 224 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:13,787 Battalion A, smash things! Battalion B, smash different things! 225 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:42,524 Oh, yeah. Second place! 226 00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,571 Release the giant sloth ! 227 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,133 Do something ! Fear not, Leela. 228 00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,719 They may not have technology, like us, 229 00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:13,305 but we have something they don't have. 230 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:14,765 Technology. 231 00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:21,730 Behold our latest weapon, a revolutionary fleet of unmanned drones. 232 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:22,898 With men in them. 233 00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,650 Then how are they unmanned? 234 00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,193 The men are just for ballast. 235 00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:29,446 I control all the drones from this single unit. 236 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,156 Foolproof and durable, 237 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,993 it's designed to withstand even the weight of a modern-day elephant foot. 238 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,680 Chef Fritz, thank God you're all right! 239 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,264 Come with me, I'll protect you ! 240 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:25,043 Neanderthals, load catapult! 241 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:29,464 Up here in the clouds, our technology makes us invincible, 242 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,800 like the mighty "X" in tic-tac-toe. 243 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,052 Look at those pathetic cavemen down there, 244 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,388 loading their silly catapult with. . . 245 00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:37,931 What is that, Kif? 246 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,354 I believe it's a saber-tooth cat, sir. 247 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,367 I guess it's just me and you, chicken hat. 248 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:07,502 Die, you primitive brute! 249 00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:28,273 What do you Neanderthals want? 250 00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:30,108 We want our land back! 251 00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:33,695 Also, to be treated as equals! And a little mating wouldn't hurt! 252 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:47,876 Orange? 253 00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:49,628 Purple? 254 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,838 Do I know you? Have we met? 255 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:08,355 What Orange-Hair doing with Homo sapien? 256 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,899 Uh, look like interbreeding. 257 00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:12,901 Ow! Ahh ! 258 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:15,362 You want make love, not war? 259 00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:16,488 Jawohl. 260 00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:21,409 This change everything, Tight-Clothes-Man. 261 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:26,331 We forgive Homo sapiens for actions of stuck-up ancestors. 262 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:27,374 So be it. 263 00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:30,126 In recognition of your overwhelming victory, 264 00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:31,878 let's call it a draw. 265 00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:49,938 Fry? 266 00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:52,858 Leela? 267 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:55,485 I didn't recognize you with your head all swollen. 268 00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:56,862 But it looks better now. 269 00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:59,447 I guess the blood must have rushed somewhere else. 270 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:03,869 Guys, guys! Chef Fritz accidentally got thrown down an icy slope! 271 00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:06,580 I'm the sausage champion ! 272 00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:08,373 No further questions! 273 00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:13,295 Rounds for everybody! 274 00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:36,860 Now this is Oktoberfest! Just like the olden days. 275 00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:39,905 I have to admit, your version is more fun. 276 00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:43,700 They're playing our stupid song ! 277 00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,161 Care to join me? 278 00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:50,582 No, Leela. Just this once, I'm going to let you embarrass me.