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♪ Two... two, three... ♪
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Ah, another successful day.
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Deliveries were made,
nobody got hurt.
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(grunting)
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Yes, another successful day.
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Well, see you guys tomorrow!
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I'm going home, by myself,
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as is normal for me.
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Have a good night, Leela!
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I won't see you again
until the morning.
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- Good-bye. Good-bye now.
- Yeah, see you later, chumps.
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Okay, everybody,
see you tomorrow.
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Good night, everyone!
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Professor, you live here.
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Where are you going?
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I have no idea!
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Fry?
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Where are you?
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Right here, baby.
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(grunting)
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Uh, could you help me?
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Ah, alone and unhooked.
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Let the evening begin.
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LEELA: All right, all right,
where's the surprise?
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Almost there.
Keep your eyeball closed.
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(whirring)
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(gasps)
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Fry, this is amazing!
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You did this all by yourself?
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Uh-huh!
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All with stuff I found
around the office.
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Top Ramen in a Cremora sauce...
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Xerox-blackened chicken...
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Oh, and for dessert,
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cherry throat lozenge jubilee.
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(sniffs)
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What a wonderful nighttime
sneezing coughing
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stuffy head so-I-can-rest
dessert!
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This really is lovely, Fry.
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Thank you.
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Uh-huh.
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Don't pay me no mind.
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Oh... Scruffy, could we please
have a little privacy here?
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If you can't see me,
is that private?
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(groans)
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Come on, let's go somewhere
we can be alone.
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It's so quiet.
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I'm surprised we're the only
couple out in Central Park.
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In this remote, unlit area.
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On Batman's night off. Oh!
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This is a stickup!
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Oh, hey, Fry and Leela.
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Bender?
What are you doing?
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I'm just out for my
nightly crime spree.
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Which reminds me, this is
still a mugging, so...
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- Hee-ya!
- Ow!
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(grunting) Ow!
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Help, I'm being mugged!
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(Fry and Leela laughing)
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Mmm. A secluded table,
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some big giant ants, and thou.
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ZOIDBERG:
Ow!
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Hello!
I'm Dr. Zoidberg.
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I'll be your busboy tonight...
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Fry! Leela!
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It's me, Zoidberg.
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From work, and LinkedIn?
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Mind if I join you?
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Very much so.
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What with the bad economy
and Hermes never paying me,
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I got a second job
clearing dishes.
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♪ Dishes, dishes, dishes ♪
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♪ Cleaning up the dishes. ♪
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I'm a singing busboy.
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No, you're not!
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Let's just go to my place.
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("Just the Two of Us" playing)
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Finally, just the two of us.
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Yeah, I knew it was on
one of these albums.
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♪ Just the two of us ♪
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♪ We can make it if we try ♪
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♪ Just the two of us... ♪
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Uh, what about...?
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(snoring, muttering)
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He won't wake up
if we stay quiet.
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(snoring)
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Ooh...
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Ah!
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Nibbler! Scat!
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(yelps, music stops)
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(Nibbler chattering)
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Why is it so impossible
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for two people to
be completely alone?
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ANNOUNCER:
Are you and another person
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finding it impossible
to be completely alone?
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Now what?
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It's targeted advertising.
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Can you shut it off?
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Only if I cut off my arm.
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I'll get a knife.
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ANNOUNCER:
For true privacy and solitude,
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visit Casa Ysolata Eco-Resort.
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From the moment our automated
shuttle picks you up,
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you'll be totally alone.
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With no employees and just a
single well-appointed bungalow,
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Casa Ysolata caters to only
one couple at a time.
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So act now!
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The perfect getaway awaits!
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That sounds great!
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Aw, but you can't
possibly afford to
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take me to a place like that.
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ANNOUNCER:
Oh, yes, she can.
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As a return guest, Leela will
receive a 25% discount
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and a complimentary waterfall.
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(gasps)
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This is exactly what we need!
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Plus, you get a return
visitor discount.
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Hey, wait,
you were there before?
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Um... well...
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With someone else?
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Once.
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With my old boyfriend Sean.
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But look, that's
ancient history,
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and we need some
one-on-one time.
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I'm up for it if you are.
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I don't know.
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You'd probably be thinking
of Sean the whole time.
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Oh, not the whole time.
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Who ordered all
these old-timey cars?
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The inhabitants of
Simian 7--
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the Planet of the Apes.
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And monkeys.
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And tarsiers,
and several lemurs.
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All primates, really.
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Hey, guys.
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We just stopped by to tell you
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we're taking some
vacation days.
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(tires squealing)
No, you're not!
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You've got to
go on this delivery!
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But we've earned
these days off.
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We're not cattle,
we're human beings.
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You're human beings?
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Good Lord, you can't
go on this delivery.
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Humans are forbidden on
the Planet of the Primates!
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Okay, then.
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See you in a week!
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Buh-bye!
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Bender, since you're not human,
you can still go.
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And, Zoidberg,
you can replace Fry.
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Hooray!
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I'm the Fry,
with the cool red jacket
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and the walking on sunshine!
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But we still need someone
to pilot the ship.
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Amy, what are you?
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- Human.
- Damn!
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Then you'll need a disguise.
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Do you have a marmoset costume?
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No.
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Just these marmoset pajamas.
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They'll have to do.
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Man, these hands do everything
but pick your nose.
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(grunting)
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(sniffing)
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Wow. Well picked.
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I had a nice picking
last time I was here.
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Come on, let's take a walk.
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I'll show you around.
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Hey, want to go skinny-dipping
by the light of the fireflies?
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Leela!
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Somebody might see Wingus
and the Ping Pong boys!
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No, it's just the two of us.
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Come on!
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(water splashing)
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All right,
I'll just keep my top on.
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Oh, what the heck.
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(whoops)
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Well, here we are,
alone and naked.
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Want to play Marco Polo?
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Sure!
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- Marco!
- Polo!
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Marco!
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MAN:
Polo!
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- Sean?
- Leela?
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- Sean?!
- Polo!
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What are you doing here, Sean?
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I was on vacation.
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Repeat customer discount,
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free meals 'cause I brought
my own peanut butter.
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Whole trip cost
less than 600 bucks.
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But this is a private resort
for only two people at a time.
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Yeah, my week is up,
but the shuttle broke down
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and they're still
trying to fix it.
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But, hey, they gave me two free
drink coupons for my trouble.
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You want to buy one?
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How about you?
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Sean, I'd like you to meet Fry.
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He and I are...
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what would you say we are, Fry?
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Nude and interrupted.
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Uh-huh.
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Listen, Leela,
I'd love to catch up.
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What do ya say we split
a free drink at the robo-bar?
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They've got unlimited pretzels.
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Put a little peanut
butter on there,
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they really fill you up.
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Well, it has been a while.
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Is it okay with you, Fry?
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Sure, that'd be great.
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I'll just sit here
and feed the mosquitoes.
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(insects buzzing)
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(tires squealing)
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I'm not sure this marmoset
disguise is working.
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I'm not sure either.
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We'd better ask Amy.
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Well, that's the last one.
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But what does a monkey
financial-services corporation
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want with a fleet
of classic cars?
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We don't want the cars,
just the tires!
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Gentlemen, the new
office chairs are here.
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(hooting, chattering)
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(chattering)
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Sign here, please.
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I'll just use
my opposable thumb.
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You know, normally I don't
go for New World monkeys,
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but I am digging
your upright posture.
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Geez, Edwards, hitting on
a delivery marmoset?
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Why don't you just show
her your big blue ass?
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Oh, I'm getting to that.
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(clicks tongue)
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Call me.
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Oh, my gosh. Amy?
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- Amy Wong?
- Guenter?
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From Mars University?
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How have you been?
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Ah, pretty good.
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Working in financial services,
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you really get
to help rich people
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realize their expensive dreams.
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Nice disguise, by the way.
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I won't say anything.
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After that, my music career
really started taking off.
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I recorded a demo
and shot a video,
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but then I lost my phone.
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My life has been
equally exciting.
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It turned out, I'm not
an alien orphan, I'm a mutant.
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With wonderful parents.
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Yeah, we've been through
a lot, me and my sax.
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May I noodle?
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Please.
It's been a long time.
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♪ ♪
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(gulping)
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Look at them.
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I came here to get romantic
with the woman I love.
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Instead, she's with her
ex-boyfriend and I'm stuck with
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a pair of skilled
mechanical hands.
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(slurping)
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Say, I don't suppose
you're free later?
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Then I have no choice.
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And now this part.
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(playing rapidly)
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If you want to steal my girl,
you'll have to fight me for her.
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Stop playing that lovely song
and put up your dukes!
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(grunts)
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00:12:06,539 --> 00:12:08,373
Fry, there's nothing
to be jealous of.
267
00:12:08,441 --> 00:12:10,942
I've been sitting here
paying my bills online.
268
00:12:11,010 --> 00:12:12,294
(beeping)
269
00:12:12,378 --> 00:12:13,545
(plays discordant note)
270
00:12:13,612 --> 00:12:15,664
Dude, you broke my reed!
271
00:12:15,748 --> 00:12:17,048
You owe me, like, a dollar!
272
00:12:17,116 --> 00:12:19,617
You'll have to kill me for it!
273
00:12:19,669 --> 00:12:20,785
Hi-yah!
274
00:12:20,837 --> 00:12:22,637
(karate grunting)
275
00:12:22,722 --> 00:12:24,122
Just stop, you two!
276
00:12:24,173 --> 00:12:25,974
I've had that reed
for 20 years!
277
00:12:26,058 --> 00:12:27,793
It's irreplaceable!
278
00:12:27,860 --> 00:12:29,127
(grunts)
279
00:12:29,178 --> 00:12:30,312
I want my dollar!
280
00:12:30,396 --> 00:12:31,680
Sean?
281
00:12:31,764 --> 00:12:33,498
What the heck are you doing,
you moron?
282
00:12:33,566 --> 00:12:35,167
A little drinking,
a little fighting.
283
00:12:35,234 --> 00:12:36,468
Get off my back.
284
00:12:36,536 --> 00:12:37,536
Who are you?
285
00:12:37,603 --> 00:12:38,820
This is my wife, Darlene.
286
00:12:38,905 --> 00:12:40,489
We met at the
99-cent store.
287
00:12:40,573 --> 00:12:41,690
You're married?!
288
00:12:41,774 --> 00:12:43,575
Wait a dang minute.
289
00:12:43,642 --> 00:12:46,644
One eye, purple hair--
you're Leela!
290
00:12:46,696 --> 00:12:48,413
The crazy one that Sean dumped.
291
00:12:48,481 --> 00:12:49,981
It was mutual!
292
00:12:50,032 --> 00:12:52,584
Sean, why is this hussy
at our resort?
293
00:12:52,651 --> 00:12:55,370
Your resort?
This is our vacation.
294
00:12:55,455 --> 00:12:57,088
- Could've fooled me.
- Quiet, Fry.
295
00:12:57,156 --> 00:12:59,424
This is between me and the
lady in the hooter hammock.
296
00:12:59,492 --> 00:13:00,926
Listen, honey,
297
00:13:00,993 --> 00:13:02,827
I'd love to stay here
and Denny's-fight you,
298
00:13:02,879 --> 00:13:04,546
but they just told me
the shuttle's fixed.
299
00:13:04,630 --> 00:13:05,931
What?!
We better leave
300
00:13:05,998 --> 00:13:07,499
before they charge
us for another day.
301
00:13:07,550 --> 00:13:09,768
Grab some complimentary
snacks and let's go!
302
00:13:09,835 --> 00:13:12,003
(both panting)
303
00:13:14,340 --> 00:13:17,893
I'm drunk, I'm grouchy, and I'm
gonna eat this peanut butter.
304
00:13:17,977 --> 00:13:19,444
Want to watch?
305
00:13:19,512 --> 00:13:21,229
Not really, but I will.
306
00:13:21,314 --> 00:13:23,231
Fine.
307
00:13:29,322 --> 00:13:31,356
(grunting)
308
00:13:31,407 --> 00:13:32,874
(whimpering)
309
00:13:32,959 --> 00:13:34,693
(shuddering)
310
00:13:38,197 --> 00:13:41,216
This is Christopher Colobus,
the brave monkey
311
00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:44,052
who led a band of genetically
engineered primates from Earth
312
00:13:44,136 --> 00:13:46,037
to colonize our planet.
313
00:13:46,088 --> 00:13:47,872
Wait, if you guys
came from Earth,
314
00:13:47,924 --> 00:13:49,474
why do you hate humans so much?
315
00:13:49,542 --> 00:13:51,059
Oh, please.
316
00:13:51,143 --> 00:13:54,045
Humans experimented on us,
chained us to organ-grinders,
317
00:13:54,096 --> 00:13:57,315
made us ride around
in ridiculous tiny vehicles.
318
00:13:57,383 --> 00:13:59,234
(Zoidberg yelps, horn tooting)
319
00:13:59,318 --> 00:14:02,604
You're still riding around
in ridiculous tiny vehicles.
320
00:14:02,688 --> 00:14:03,772
By choice.
321
00:14:03,856 --> 00:14:05,657
Come on, let's grab some lunch.
322
00:14:09,278 --> 00:14:12,247
It's all-you-can-eat, so just
pick off whatever looks good.
323
00:14:12,331 --> 00:14:15,233
Ew, gross!
324
00:14:15,284 --> 00:14:17,235
I'm gonna use the tongs.
325
00:14:21,073 --> 00:14:24,342
We have our own
literature, music and art.
326
00:14:24,410 --> 00:14:27,178
The smear lines are impeccable.
327
00:14:27,246 --> 00:14:29,414
(elephant trumpeting)
328
00:14:29,465 --> 00:14:31,633
Unlike your Earth zoos,
329
00:14:31,717 --> 00:14:34,252
our zoo is a model of
compassionate encagement.
330
00:14:34,303 --> 00:14:36,605
The animals don't even
know they're in captivity.
331
00:14:39,258 --> 00:14:40,592
(loud thud)
332
00:14:40,643 --> 00:14:41,810
See?
333
00:14:46,482 --> 00:14:48,149
Um... (clears throat)
334
00:14:48,234 --> 00:14:49,484
Leela?
335
00:14:49,569 --> 00:14:51,119
I'm sorry I ruined
our vacation.
336
00:14:51,203 --> 00:14:52,120
(sniffles)
337
00:14:52,204 --> 00:14:53,605
It's not your fault.
338
00:14:53,656 --> 00:14:55,490
I wanted this week
to be special.
339
00:14:55,575 --> 00:14:57,626
And then Sean had to show up.
340
00:14:57,710 --> 00:14:59,794
Do you still have
feelings for him?
341
00:14:59,879 --> 00:15:01,613
No.
342
00:15:01,664 --> 00:15:05,000
I mean, I'll always respect
his frugality, but that's all.
343
00:15:05,084 --> 00:15:09,004
Well, the important thing
is, we're finally alone.
344
00:15:14,393 --> 00:15:17,312
(camera shutters clicking)
345
00:15:19,682 --> 00:15:21,483
(Amy and Zoidberg gasping)
346
00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:25,888
_
347
00:15:26,739 --> 00:15:29,341
Oh, your God!
348
00:15:29,408 --> 00:15:31,476
Fry and Leela are in a zoo!
349
00:15:31,544 --> 00:15:32,694
Shh!
350
00:15:32,778 --> 00:15:34,079
(whispers): Oh, sorry. _
351
00:15:36,695 --> 00:15:38,629
Wow.
352
00:15:38,697 --> 00:15:40,064
Those fireflies are going nuts.
353
00:15:40,132 --> 00:15:41,465
Come here.
354
00:15:41,533 --> 00:15:43,768
I've always wanted
to make love by bug-light.
355
00:15:43,835 --> 00:15:44,769
(both moaning)
356
00:15:44,836 --> 00:15:46,504
Shmoly crap!
357
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:48,956
We've got to get Fry and Leela
out of this habitat
358
00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:50,925
before they humiliate
themselves.
359
00:15:51,009 --> 00:15:54,578
Please, Amy, the act of love
is a beautiful and natural...
360
00:15:54,629 --> 00:15:56,797
Oh, my God, cover your eyes!
361
00:15:56,882 --> 00:15:59,416
Come on, we'd better
talk to the zoo director.
362
00:16:04,856 --> 00:16:07,775
Mr. Zoo Director,
we don't know you
363
00:16:07,859 --> 00:16:09,443
and you're facing away from us,
364
00:16:09,528 --> 00:16:11,428
but you have our friends
caged up and...
365
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:12,429
(gasps)
366
00:16:12,481 --> 00:16:13,531
Dr. Banjo?!
367
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,933
The same.
368
00:16:15,984 --> 00:16:17,284
Hang on.
369
00:16:17,369 --> 00:16:18,602
Coming around.
370
00:16:18,653 --> 00:16:20,371
There.
371
00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:23,157
Why, if it isn't Professor
Farnsworth's friends.
372
00:16:23,241 --> 00:16:25,459
Zoidberg, Bender and...
373
00:16:25,544 --> 00:16:28,128
Who is this fetching
young marmoset?
374
00:16:28,213 --> 00:16:30,514
Uh... Sparkles?
375
00:16:30,582 --> 00:16:32,349
Enough zoo director talk.
376
00:16:32,417 --> 00:16:34,652
We know those guys,
and we want them freed.
377
00:16:34,719 --> 00:16:37,221
BANJO: Ah, yes, our
famous Human Habitat.
378
00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,974
This pair have been
our most popular specimens yet.
379
00:16:40,058 --> 00:16:41,675
Especially the male.
380
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:44,345
I've never seen one have
so much trouble with zippers.
381
00:16:44,429 --> 00:16:47,398
As fun as it is to watch Fry
try and operate his pants,
382
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:50,034
you can't keep him and Leela
here against their will.
383
00:16:50,101 --> 00:16:51,535
Against their will?
384
00:16:51,603 --> 00:16:54,238
My good robot,
they paid to be here.
385
00:16:54,306 --> 00:16:56,173
They think they're on
a romantic holiday.
386
00:16:56,241 --> 00:17:00,044
Humans have been vacationing
in our habitat for years.
387
00:17:00,111 --> 00:17:02,346
In fact,
Leela's been here before.
388
00:17:02,414 --> 00:17:04,582
When her previous mate, Sean,
389
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:06,650
returned here
with his current female,
390
00:17:06,718 --> 00:17:10,020
we quickly invited Leela back
as a behavioral experiment,
391
00:17:10,088 --> 00:17:11,555
keeping the first pair here
392
00:17:11,623 --> 00:17:14,491
under the pretext
of shuttle repairs.
393
00:17:14,559 --> 00:17:17,177
The human exhibit
has never been so popular,
394
00:17:17,262 --> 00:17:19,213
all thanks to your friends.
395
00:17:19,297 --> 00:17:20,548
Well, that's that.
396
00:17:20,632 --> 00:17:22,049
What do you want to see next?
397
00:17:22,133 --> 00:17:23,384
We have a great maritime museum.
398
00:17:23,468 --> 00:17:24,885
Shut up, Guenter!
399
00:17:24,970 --> 00:17:27,354
You can't just put people
on display.
400
00:17:27,439 --> 00:17:28,439
It's cruel.
401
00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:29,506
Cruel?
402
00:17:29,558 --> 00:17:30,841
Was it cruel when humans caged
403
00:17:30,892 --> 00:17:32,860
other primates in zoos
for centuries?
404
00:17:32,944 --> 00:17:35,062
Wait, I know the
answer to this one.
405
00:17:35,146 --> 00:17:36,447
Yes.
406
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:39,016
Look, we're all agreed
humans are idiots.
407
00:17:39,067 --> 00:17:40,701
But these idiots
are our friends.
408
00:17:40,785 --> 00:17:42,236
Friends, eh?
409
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,071
Perhaps you wouldn't be
so worried about them
410
00:17:44,155 --> 00:17:46,356
if you knew what they really
thought of you.
411
00:17:46,408 --> 00:17:48,859
It's so great
being away from everyone.
412
00:17:48,910 --> 00:17:51,245
Zoidberg and his awful stench.
413
00:17:51,329 --> 00:17:52,696
Stanky.
414
00:17:52,747 --> 00:17:54,748
Bender and his obnoxious ego.
415
00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:56,216
But-but...
416
00:17:56,301 --> 00:17:57,885
And what about Amy?
417
00:17:57,969 --> 00:18:01,138
Always prancing around in those
stupid marmoset pajamas.
418
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:02,139
Hey!
419
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,757
You know who I hate most?
420
00:18:03,842 --> 00:18:05,542
That monkey
we haven't seen in years.
421
00:18:05,594 --> 00:18:06,927
Guenter.
422
00:18:07,979 --> 00:18:09,713
You see?
423
00:18:09,764 --> 00:18:12,483
Observing animals yields
critical scientific data.
424
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:13,734
For example,
425
00:18:13,818 --> 00:18:15,986
that you, Sparkles
the marmoset,
426
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:18,105
are in fact Sparkles the human!
427
00:18:18,189 --> 00:18:19,907
(gasps)
428
00:18:19,991 --> 00:18:23,243
Wild human!
Wild human!
429
00:18:23,328 --> 00:18:24,328
(gasps)
430
00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:26,229
Dr. Banjo,
surely we can
431
00:18:26,281 --> 00:18:28,832
discuss this like
recently civilized beings.
432
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,334
(grunts)
433
00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:33,003
(gasping)
434
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:34,838
Cheese it!
435
00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:36,790
ZOIDBERG:
Whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop.
436
00:18:36,875 --> 00:18:39,460
(monkeys chittering loudly)
437
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:43,413
Hurry!
438
00:18:43,465 --> 00:18:45,132
We still have to rescue
Fry and Leela!
439
00:18:45,216 --> 00:18:47,417
Even if my stupid
marmoset pajamas
440
00:18:47,469 --> 00:18:49,269
offend Leela's big fat eye.
441
00:18:49,354 --> 00:18:52,189
After they said
I had an obnoxious ego?
442
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,274
Me, the magnificent Bender?
443
00:18:54,359 --> 00:18:55,526
(gasps)
444
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:56,777
Back!
445
00:18:56,861 --> 00:18:58,195
Back, you beasts!
446
00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:59,363
Follow me.
447
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:00,764
The one who stinks,
448
00:19:00,815 --> 00:19:02,483
according to Fry's
delicate nose.
449
00:19:02,567 --> 00:19:04,101
(grunting)
450
00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:06,202
_
451
00:19:06,338 --> 00:19:07,771
(all panting)
452
00:19:07,822 --> 00:19:09,039
This way.
We can get in
453
00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:10,324
through the back
of the human cage and...
454
00:19:10,408 --> 00:19:12,710
(trumpets loudly)
455
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:14,378
Prairie elephant!
456
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:16,380
Adorable prairie elephant!
457
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:18,382
(elephants trumpeting)
458
00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:21,719
(all screaming)
459
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,504
ZOIDBERG:
Whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop.
460
00:19:23,588 --> 00:19:24,838
(screaming continues)
461
00:19:24,923 --> 00:19:25,973
(roaring)
462
00:19:26,057 --> 00:19:28,392
(screaming) (barking)
463
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:30,794
(screaming) (snarling)
464
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:36,567
Okay, let's just get in,
get out and...
465
00:19:40,271 --> 00:19:42,189
Now what?
466
00:19:42,273 --> 00:19:44,992
Now we wait for nature
to take its course.
467
00:19:45,076 --> 00:19:47,695
How long does it take
to pass through a moon worm?
468
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:49,944
_
469
00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:54,368
All right, let's just rescue
them and get out of here.
470
00:20:02,727 --> 00:20:05,379
Hooray, they're saved!
471
00:20:12,437 --> 00:20:15,272
And the robot hands would make
you a strawberry shortcake
472
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:16,724
any time of day.
473
00:20:16,808 --> 00:20:19,226
4:00, 7:00, any time.
474
00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:20,527
No way!
475
00:20:20,612 --> 00:20:21,562
I'm not lying.
476
00:20:21,646 --> 00:20:23,030
Also, Leela and I...
477
00:20:23,114 --> 00:20:26,349
Had a very nice, very
private vacation.
478
00:20:26,401 --> 00:20:28,619
Let's just leave it at that.
479
00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:30,020
Oh, can I tell them?
480
00:20:30,088 --> 00:20:31,021
Please, please?
481
00:20:31,089 --> 00:20:32,256
I got to tell them.
482
00:20:32,323 --> 00:20:34,358
No. You'll only
make them feel bad.
483
00:20:34,426 --> 00:20:36,126
Let's not humiliate them.
484
00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:37,861
Listen to Sparkles.
485
00:20:37,929 --> 00:20:39,363
Oh, no.
486
00:20:39,431 --> 00:20:41,331
What happened to
your marmoset pajamas, Amy?
487
00:20:41,399 --> 00:20:45,903
Fry and I were just talking
about how adorable those are.
488
00:20:45,970 --> 00:20:47,370
(both laughing)
489
00:20:47,422 --> 00:20:49,556
Also, nothing in here
smells like a rotting crab.
490
00:20:49,641 --> 00:20:50,924
(both laughing)
491
00:20:51,009 --> 00:20:52,893
Now can I?
Now can I?
492
00:20:52,977 --> 00:20:55,045
Let 'er rip.
493
00:20:55,096 --> 00:20:57,314
Sync and corrections by n17t01
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494
00:20:58,850 --> 00:20:59,950
You were in a zoo!
494
00:21:00,305 --> 00:22:00,674
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