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Take a good look,
Dr. Brutaloff.
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This prison is where you'll be
spending your SOB-year sentence.
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Yeah, until you're defrosted
and wake up refreshed,
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unaware of any time
having passed.
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He heard you!
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Oh, please. It's probably just
the carbonile thawing slightly.
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Take him down to processing while
I stay here and get hooted at.
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Ooh, yeah, baby!
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Oh, stop.
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Fry, look!
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That's Silicon Red, the
universe's greatest folk singer!
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There's your wallet, your
guitar, and your gun.
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You're free to go.
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Ah! Still cocked.
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So, he's a folk singer.
So what?
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So what?
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Have you forgotten my lifelong
dream of being a folk singer?
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Because I sure have
until right now.
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Silicon Red! Silicon Red!
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Hey,
I have a lifelong dream, too.
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Of not being left alone
with a frozen super-villain.
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Don't try anything, Dr. Brutaloff!
I know karate.
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Then I shot him and
stabbed him and stole all his gold
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And I tried on his face
while his body turned cold
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Lovely. Just lovely.
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New topic.
Can I have your autograph,
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and also you tell me everything
you know about folk singing,
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and I'll take
your guitar, too?
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Old Salmonella? Son, lought
to kill you for asking.
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We met doing hard time on
a Mississippi chain gang.
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And she'd been with me
through 30-odd convictions.
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Thirty? You must be quite
a bungling lowlife.
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Anyhow, about the guitar.
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Aw, come on! I can't be a famous
folk singer without a cool guitar.
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Can I at least get a photo?
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And before you answer that...
{CAMERA CLICKS)
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Now I'll just have someone
duplicate your guitar.
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Thanks, sucker.
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You're the
sucker, sucker.
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See, with all Salmonella
and me been through,
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her sound is unique.
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All your fancy technology will
never be able to copy this guitar.
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Using my fancy technology, I can
make an exact copy of this guitar.
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Tell me, Dr. Beeler.
Will I need to threaten you?
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Not at all.
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You see, nowadays we can take
a unique and beautiful object,
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and easily reduce it to a
formula for mass production.
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I call the process "science."
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I'll just need to locate that
guitar image on your file system.
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Whoa, that's a lot of porn. Where'd
you store the guitar picture?
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I don't know.
I mainly hang out in here.
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Ah-ha!
Your folk singing folder.
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I'll just double-kick
on that.
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Got it.
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Now I'll convert that guitar
image to a wire-frame model.
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There, like so.
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And send it wirelessly
to my 3-D printer.
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By laying down layer after
layer of nano-plastic,
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it can turn your wildest
dreams into ordinary reality.
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Witchcraft! Sorcerer!
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Neat.
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So, how long will it take?
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Four or five hours.
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Shall we adjourn
to the porn folder?
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I call my new guitar
Bender Mae
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because Bender may be the
greatest folk singer of all time!
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It looks pretty authentic.
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You bet it's authentic.
See this scratch?
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I tell people she got it
while I was doing hard time
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with a New Hampshire
chain gang.
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I have a scratch, too.
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From where Dr. Brutaloff slashed
me with his finger knives,
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right after he thawed
out of his carbonite,
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and right before he froze
me in his carbonite
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because you deserted me.
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You're always getting frozen in stuff.
It's your thing, man.
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Benden you're not a folk singer
just 'cause you have a guitar.
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And a flannel shirt.
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I claim I won it in a
knife fight at J. Crew.
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It must be interesting
to win a knife fight.
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I wouldn't know.
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The point is, do you even
know any actual folk songs?
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Pfft! Actual folk songs
are all public domain.
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Where's the money in that?
I'll just make up my own.
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But, robot, you can't
just make up folk songs
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like you can
a medical diploma.
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They have to
come from the heart.
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Wrong again, Zoidberg.
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While you were yakking,
I downloaded
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every folk song
in the universe
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and analyzed them.
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There are only
a few basic patterns.
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For example, 36% of all folk-song
heroes work on a rail road
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and are named "Big" something.
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Next slide, please.
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75% of these big rail road men
have bad-hearted women
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who done them wrong, usually
with a smooth-talking rambler.
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There's a lot more,
but in the end,
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somebody kills somebody...
Blah, blah, blah.
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Somebody kills
somebody Blah, blah, blah
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Catchy!
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Not what I meant, but don't
perform it without my permission!
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Anyway',
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using this simple formula,
I can generate
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as many hit folk songs
as I want.
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All I need is an audience.
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And that's where
Silicon Red comes in.
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Man, all this corncob pipe smoke
is irritating my stab wounds.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm proud to present,
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fresh from another down-home
authentic prison term,
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the universe's
greatest folk singer,
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Silicon Red!
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Thank you.
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Silicon Red, everyone.
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I'm Ramblin' Rodriguez, the new
greatest folk singer ever.
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And I'm gonna sing
my new masterpiece,
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The Ballad of Me,
Ramblin' Rodriguez.
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Well
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My bad-hearted woman
loved a smooth-talking gambler
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So I ran him
over with my train
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Lord, Lord Yes, I ran
him over with my train!
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That name again is
Ramblin' Rodriguez.
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Why are they
booing me, Silicon?
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'Cause your song
was insincere, boy.
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Now, get out
and don't come back
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till you've lived a life
worth singing about.
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Yes, sir.
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And don't go to prison.
That's my shtick!
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If ailed at my
lifelong dream again.
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How can I be so bad at everything
I try, and still be so great?
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Bender, you have
a lovely baritone,
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and you sure can strum
that plastic guitar.
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But you can't write
a real folk song
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about experiences
you haven't had.
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Yeah, you should write a
song about a heartless robot
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who leaves his best
friend to be murdered.
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Look, Leela, I'd love to write
about my own experiences...
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The heartless robot is Bender.
The best friend is me.
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How can you people
be so blind?
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But I've never picked cotton
or been on top of Old Smokey
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or worked on anything all the
livelong day, let alone a rail road.
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Then go live among
the rail road men, why not?
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You'll come to
understand them,
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just as I now understand
the ape-men of Earth.
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As stupid as Zoidberg's idea is,
it's brilliant when I have it.
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I'm off to the rail road
to become a folk singer.
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Uh... I'm looking for
the wrong side of the tracks.
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Then you've come to the
right side of the tracks.
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Have a seat, stranger.
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My name's Bender Rodriguez
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and I want to learn
the railroading business.
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Big Caboose.
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I'm a steel-driving man working
the trans-universal line.
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Wow, you've had the exact experiences
I want to steal for my song.
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Oh, heck,
I'm nothing special.
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Just a down-home robot
with a big old hammer.
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Hammer,
that should be easy to rhyme.
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You done time in the slammer?
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Uh, nope.
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Been to Alabama?
Sorry.
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How's your grammar?
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Praiseworthy.
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Bender, meet Fast Frank Brogan.
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Daredevil engineer
dies in the crash of Old '88.
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Dandy Jim and Gus.
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Gentlemen hobos
with a story to tell.
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I once got drunk
and ate my big toe.
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Can't say I miss it.
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And good old Cookie,
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the crusty comically inept
geological surveyor.
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Jiggers! I dropped
my sextant in the stew.
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Been up north
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Been down south
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Got a real weak back
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I got a real big mouth
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So while Bender goofs off
at some rail road camp,
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I have to deliver dynamite
to a rail road camp myself.
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And it's the same
rail road camp.
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I mean,
the irony is palpable.
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Cups!
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Whoopsie!
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My bad.
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Dibs on the toes.
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So how's it going with
the real-world experience?
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Have you found a rail road man
to write a song about?
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Yep, my good friend
Big Something here.
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Caboose.
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I'm a steel-driving man, and there
ain't much more to say about me.
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Not till now there wasn't
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Well, Big Caboose was
a sleel-drivin' son of a gun
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Til! a bad-headed
woman he spied
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But, Bender, I never spied
no bad-hearted woman.
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In my song you did, a temptress
named, I don't know, Jezebel.
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Wow, creativity's hard work.
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Ah!
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You know my favorite part
of your song?
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The part where it ended.
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Then settle in, 'cause that's
about a half hour from now.
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Well,
Jezebefs heart did wander
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When she saw
that ramblin' man
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He was tall
and dark and shiny
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And a native Mexican
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That sleazy rambler sounds
an awful lot like you, Bender.
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Hey, thanks for noticing.
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Just for that, I'm gonna
slip you into the 57th verse.
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You can be my best friend who
abandons me when I need you.
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Now, that's a verse
we can all enjoy.
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Well, Rodriguez
ran to his best friend
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Said, "Help me or
I'll surely be killed"
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Fry laughed and he said,
"You deserted me once
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"Now it's your turn to
feel the chill Lord, Lord
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"Now it's your turn
to feel the chill"
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You've accurately portrayed
the nature of my grievance.
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Big Caboose went
lookin' for Rodriguez
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Straight to
New New York town
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He cried...
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Bender, guess what.
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I met a fabulous girl and
we're engaged to be hitched.
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That's great, Caboose.
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Come on in
and set a spell.
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No time.
I got someplace to be.
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See you soon, honeybunch.
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Okay, dumpling.
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My man's gone! Gone!
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Oh! I'm so lonely and easy.
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Ooh!
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BENDERI Whoo! Whoo!
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Oh, yeah. This is definitely
going in the song.
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He cried, "Rambler,
you slept with my Jezebel“
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Hey, what's your name, anyhow?
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Jezebel.
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Oh, good, I won't
have to change any words.
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Yeah, you're right. It's getting late.
I'll get your coat.
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Oh. Hey, Big Caboose. What
are you doing here on Earth?
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I'm here for to see
Ramblin' Rodriguez.
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Well,
he's at the rail road camp.
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I know,
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but some strange force drew me
to New New Yorktown.
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That rambler slept
with my Jezebel
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Now I'm comm' for to shoot
him down Lord, Lord
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Comm ' for to
shoot him down
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00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,474
Guess I'll go back to
the rail road camp now.
245
00:13:57,270 --> 00:14:00,683
That's weird, he sounded a
lot like Bender's folk song.
246
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,820
Not a lot like
Bender's folk song,
247
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:05,287
exactly like,
et cetera, et cetera.
248
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,450
His song is
coming true somehow.
249
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:11,484
Oh, my God, reality is
infringing Bender's copyright.
250
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:15,796
I'm comm' for
to shoot you down
251
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:16,856
No, wait.
252
00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:19,630
Pm comm' for
to run you down
253
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:20,693
With a train
254
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:21,828
Get it?
255
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:42,383
It's over, Jezebel.
Grab your things and get out.
256
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,086
I didn't bring any things.
257
00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:46,220
That's what I like
best about you, baby.
258
00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:55,571
Rambler, you slept
with my Jezebel,
259
00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:58,904
and I'm comin' for to run
you down, Lord, Lord.
260
00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:02,411
I'm comm' for
to run you down
261
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:45,985
Fry, help, let me in.
262
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:51,052
Bender? What are you doing?
It's 3:00 a.m.
263
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:54,428
I don't care if it's 3:00 p.m.
Open up and hide me!
264
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:55,966
I don't think so, Bender.
265
00:15:56,055 --> 00:16:00,970
You deserted me once, and now it's your
turn to, quote, "feel the chill." Ha!
266
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,178
Breaker, breaker.
267
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:14,578
Hola.
268
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,352
Professor, help.
269
00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:19,855
The hero of my folk song
tried to run me down,
270
00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:21,857
and Fry refused to save me.
271
00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:23,325
That doesn't sound like me.
272
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:24,417
Fry?
273
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,964
But you just...
I'll figure it out later.
274
00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:28,589
But first, I'll kill you!
275
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:33,697
Bender, stop. We've been
trying to warn you all night.
276
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,795
You didn't answer
your cell phone telephone,
277
00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:38,371
so the Professor tried his CB.
278
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:40,375
Uh, scratch that,
Rubber Turkey.
279
00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:44,039
We got a 20 on the tin man.
Toodle-oo.
280
00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:46,775
But Fry betrayed me
at our apartment!
281
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,681
Just like in your folk song.
282
00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:53,279
Somehow everything you sang about
is happening in real life.
283
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,153
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
284
00:16:55,214 --> 00:16:57,125
Are you saying that
guy at the apartment
285
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,185
was some kind of
exact copy of Fry?
286
00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:00,389
'Cause that's crazy.
287
00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:02,488
He's a unique and
beautiful object.
288
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,966
The printer.
289
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:10,130
Oh! I must have left
the wireless connection
290
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,198
to your folk song
directory open.
291
00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:13,709
Everything you wrote
in the song
292
00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:15,745
got routed straight
to the 3-D printer.
293
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:18,839
Big Caboose, duplicate
Fry, even Cookie,
294
00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:21,579
the crusty, comically inept
geological surveyor,
295
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,551
they're all made
of nano-plastic.
296
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,919
So, if Bender had sung
about, I don't know,
297
00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:28,515
some crazy giant land
octopus attacking me,
298
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,060
it would have
actually happened?
299
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:33,493
Pfft! I can't even imagine
singing about such a thing.
300
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,532
Well
301
00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:37,533
Fry. run!
302
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:41,700
Oh, relax, Beeler's stupid machine
takes hours to print anything.
303
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:42,831
No, it doesn't.
304
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:46,365
I improved it
using fancy modern technology.
305
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:59,881
Bender, whatever you do, don't
think about any more octopuses.
306
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,017
Octopuses?
307
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:05,858
I believe
the correct plural is octopi.
308
00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:12,525
I'm sorry. "Octopuses"
is also acceptable.
309
00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:16,699
Think about puppies, Bender,
cute, harmless, dead puppies.
310
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:19,368
Don't worry. I'll disconnect
him from the printer.
311
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,276
No, wait. I know how to save
Bender from Big Caboose.
312
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:27,277
All he has to do is write
his way out of this mess,
313
00:18:27,373 --> 00:18:29,580
and the 3-D printer
will make it happen.
314
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:30,776
Like how?
315
00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:31,911
Well, I don't know.
316
00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:35,255
Make up another giant octopus
and have it kill Big Caboose.
317
00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:37,055
What kind of
lazy ending is that?
318
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,891
I'm not gonna put
that in my song.
319
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,726
Hey,
I have a cool idea.
320
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,060
Create a duplicate Bender,
321
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,398
so when Big Caboose kills it,
it's not real, it's duplicate.
322
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,439
Oh! on! They did
that on Star Trek, TNG.
323
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:49,596
Cram it, nerd.
324
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:53,007
I'm not going to just copy some
feel-good TV show wrap-up.
325
00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:56,981
I can think of a hundred
endings that'll save you.
326
00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:58,173
Just pick one.
327
00:18:58,270 --> 00:19:01,342
No, Dr. Beeler,
I won't just pick one.
328
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:05,320
My audience deserves better than
some crappy, formulaic ending.
329
00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:10,086
If I must die, let me die in a
blaze of artistic integrity.
330
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,627
Well
331
00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:24,604
Then the steel-drivin' man
332
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,940
Rammed his train
through the wall
333
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:31,605
And crushed him flatter
than a MacBook Air, Lord, Lord
334
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:35,710
Crushed him flatter
than a MacBook Air
335
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:40,685
But while you were all out
fighting with the giant plastic octopi
336
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,521
I copied myself, you see
337
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:43,685
Bender!
Bender!
338
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,456
And I cowered
in the bathroom
339
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,293
While that
steel-drivin' moron
340
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,492
Killed a duplicate
instead of me
341
00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:50,625
Lord, Lord
342
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:54,866
Killed a duplicate
instead of me
343
00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:00,138
Now, that's what
I call a great ending.
344
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:03,544
I made a copy of myself
and Big Caboose killed him.
345
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:06,879
But you said making a copy of
yourself would be a lousy ending.
346
00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:09,816
No, duplicate me said that
347
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,081
See, I had to be
sure he wouldn't try
348
00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:12,656
and weasel out
of getting killed
349
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,248
like I would, and did,
350
00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:18,158
so I created him with a tragic
weakness, artistic integrity.
351
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:19,522
Of course.
352
00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:21,428
How could we have thought
a guy with integrity
353
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,557
was you even for a second?
354
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,397
Because you're idiots.
355
00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:27,835
Come on, Silicon
Red, let's sell out.
356
00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:37,780
I'm the real Rodriguez
Will you please stand up?
357
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:40,180
He been workin' on the rail
road Ladies can't get enough
358
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,617
I made a 3-D version
of my worst nightmare
359
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:45,279
Sucker tried to stop the
printer and I found him there
360
00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:47,880
Went 187 on his robot ass
361
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,393
Turned out to be
a copy of my robot ass
362
00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:52,861
Now we're folk-singin'
players packin' Beaujolais
363
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:56,263
And makin' max contributions
to our 401K
364
00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:57,698
Peace out.
365
00:20:58,305 --> 00:21:04,843
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