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Mr. President. I
found the TV remote.

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Good work, Sergeant. I'm
awarding you the Purple Heart.

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But I wasn't injured.

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Ow!

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Well, enough governing. It's
Saturday morning, damn it.

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Let's watch some cartoons.

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It's time to fall into

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the Futurama and Friends
Saturday Morning Fun Pit!

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Here comes Bendee-Boo
and the Mystery Crew!

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Bendee-Bendee-Boo,
what's wrong with you?

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You're such a lousy mascot

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No one understands a single word you
say not even the jerk in the ascot

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Rite my ring retal rass!

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It sure was nice of your nephew
to invite us to his cloning lab

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here in the
Repeating Forest.

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Uh-huh. Hey, like,
here's a puzzler.

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How old are we on
a scale of 14 to 32?

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Did anyone else
hear that weird laugh?

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It's spooky. It doesn't seem to
correspond to anything funny happening.

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I'll say.

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Turn around.
Go away. Do it now.

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Rikes!

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Splinkies! What was that?

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I don't know.
It's a mystery.

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Like, I've got a bigger mystery. How
am I going to fill my hungry stomach?

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Yeah. Where can we find
food here in the woods?

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How about that
kabuki theater?

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Like' where there's a kabuki
theater, there's a concession stand.

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Say, Fry, why do you
always have the munchies?

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And also your eyes are
bloodshot, you're paranoid,

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and the van
has a skunky odor.

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Search me. No, don't.
I'm carrying.

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I do enjoy
a well-buttered floor.

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George Takei?
Reorge Rakei?

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Sorry to haunt
you so effectively.

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I thought you kids were that dragon
ghost that's been spooking the town.

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Like, what's the story
with the yakitori?

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Help yourselves. But I warn you,
that chicken is over a year old.

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Why is the food in your concession
stand so old, Mr. Takei?

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You see, Amy, this used to be
the most popular kabuki theater

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in the entire
outskirts of town.

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But people stopped coming after they
built that darned basketball arena.

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Now everybody likes
basketball instead of Kabuki.

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It's an insult to
my Japanese heritage.

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How so? This is
America, not Japan.

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Maybe so.
I'm not sure.

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Now, how many tickets would
you like for the show?

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Like, none. But thanks
for the yucky-tori.

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Another grave
insult to my ancestry.

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Nu? Is this the
professor's cloning lab?

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Cloning is a sin
against nature!

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But yes. Follow me to the
professor's cloning room.

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You see, I'm his butler.

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Oh! My uncle Fry and his
mystery-solving friends.

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Perhaps you can
make sense of the...

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What is it that's been
haunting us, Zoidberg?

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Ghost.

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Now then, let me
show you my lab.

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This is my
cloning machine.

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This is where I keep
various lengths of wire.

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And those are
the Harlem Globetrotters.

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The Globetrotters?

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What you doin' wearin'
an ascot, brother?

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I think it looks nice.

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Ah!

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What are you Globetrotters
doing here?

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We're in town
for the big game.

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And we stopped by to help our friend, the
professor, with his cloning machine.

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Just call me the clone
prince of basketball.

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Like, it's basketball
superstar Larry Bird!

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Larry Bird, what
are you doing here?

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Hi.
This is Larry Bird calling.

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Listen, my agent sent me
that cartoon script,

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and I've decided I don't want
to be involved in any way.

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Nice to meet you,
Larry Bird.

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Okay, let's clone us
a whole team of Larry Birds.

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Now we can practice
for the big game.

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We figure, if we can beat five
Larry Birds, we can beat anybody.

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Cloning is wrong.
It's wrong, I say!

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Oh, I just hope that
mysterious dragon ghost

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doesn't show up
at the lab again.

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But why would a ghost want to stop
the Globetrotters from practicing?

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And against a team
of clones, no less.

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Well, gang, it looks like we've got
more of the same mystery on our hands.

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Like, the real mystery is how I'm gonna
get any sleep with all this noise.

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I need some air.

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It's me, the dragon ghost.
We met before.

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Like, yikes!

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ifs time to spring
into action, gang.

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Okay.

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Rabbit goes around
the tree. There.

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All right, it's time to get to the
bottom of what, at this point,

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can only be called
a mystery.

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Let's split up.

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Eight of us will stay here with this
dragon-trap the professor built.

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Meanwhile, Fry, Bendee,
you go look for the dragon.

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Like, you guys are terrible friends
for always sending us to our deaths.

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I'm not going.
Re reither!

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Would you do it
for a Bendee Brew?

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Rokay. Ri'm a ralcoholic.

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Yummy, yummy, yummy

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I've got love in my tummy

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And I feel like a-lovin' you

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Love, you're such a sweet thing
Good enough to eat thing

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And that's just
a-what I'm gonna do

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Ooh, love to hold you
Ooh, love to kiss you

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Ooh, love, I love it so

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Ooh, love, you're sweeter
Sweeter than sugar

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Ooh, love,
I won't let you go

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All right, gang. I think we
have all the clues we need

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to solve the mystery of
the haunted cloning machine.

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Only one person took issue with the
ethical ramifications of cloning

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and also had access
to this castle.

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The butler, Dr. Zoidberg!

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Let's see who this
so-called butler really is.

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Oops.

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Never mind.
Here, take this.

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Ah!

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May he rest in peace.

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Hey, there's
a dragon in this trap!

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Help. Help.

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Let's see who this
dragon ghost really is.

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George Takei?

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That's right.

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And I would never have gotten away with
it, regardless of you meddling kids.

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But, like, that dragon ghost
was hovering and translucent.

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Yes. You see, I used the projector
from my Kabuki theater.

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But Kabuki theaters
don't have a projector.

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Some do.

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It all makes sense.

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He knew that if he scared the Globetrotters
away from the big basketball game,

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disappointed fans would
flock to his kabuki theater.

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Of course!

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No, that's not why I did it.

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Then, like, why
did you do it?

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I'm mentally ill.

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Thanks for helping
solve the mystery.

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After practicing against five Larry
Birds, we're ready for anything.

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And now, introducing
the opponents, six Larry Birds!

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Bendee-Bendee-Boo!

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What's all this ruckus'?
People live here, you know.

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Mr. President, our children are fat
and dumb, and we blame cartoons.

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It's time to get
government onto our backs.

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We demand you regulate
children's programming

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and force the writers to
shoehorn in helpful lessons.

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Fine, fine. Get off my lawn.

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I'll have Agnew put
in a call to Hollywood.

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All right,
let's laugh and learn.

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And now,
the show that teaches kids

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to eat right and
have a good time,

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all while tolerating others.

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This will shut up
those whining hippies.

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Stay tuned
for Purpleberry Pond.

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Purpleberry Pond is
fun for young and old

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When healthy juicy
purpleberries fill your bowl

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We all get along
and we're happy and merry

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I must get my hands on those
healthy purpleberries.

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Bort.

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Of eating right
we are very fond

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When we eat together
on Purpleberry Pond

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Good morning, Princess Purpleberry.
Isn't it a lovely morning?

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It's particularly
purp-tacular.

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It's pur-practically
pur-perfect.

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It's funny how we never get tired
of the word "purple." Never.

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And it's all thanks to a balanced diet,
composed of nothing but purpleberries.

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I must get my hands on those
healthy purpleberries.

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Bort.

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Purpleberry Pond will
return after these messages.

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Hey, Mickey, you
seem kind of down.

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You should try some sugar-blasted
Purpleberry Puffs.

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My sugar-blasted purpleberries are
triple-soaked in maple-flavored syrup

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to start your day
with purple power.

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And the leftover milk
looks like Purpleberry Pond.

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Ah!

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<i>Purpfeberry Puffs are the
sweetest part of your complete breakfast.</i>

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Along with juice, toast, ham, eggs,
bacon, milk, cheese, liver, waffles

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and a big horse vitamin.

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And now, back to our show.

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Healthy, healthy,
healthy Healthy purpleberries are

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Eat purpleberries
and you'll be a star

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Look, a new purp-son
is coming to Purpleberry Pond.

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Announcing Lord Loquai.

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I wonder what shade
of purple he'll be.

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Greetings,
Princess Purpleberry.

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I am Lord Loquat,
your new neighbor.

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You're coming
to live here?

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There goes
the purple-hood.

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You're different,
and I don't like you.

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Wait, it doesn't matter
the color of your berries.

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After all, it takes two
colors to make a rainbow.

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Shucks, I never thought of it that way.
Sorry, cheddar-head.

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Look up high
where the rainbow bends

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Orange and purple
are the best of friends

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I must get my hands on those
healthy purpleberries.

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Bort.

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And orangeberries.

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We'll be back
after these messages.

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Mom, why is there orange
in my Purpleberry Puffs?

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As an active morn,
I care about these things.

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I'll check the box
while you start eating.

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Now my sugar-blasted Purpleberry Puffs
have loquat-flavored orangeberries.

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Two colors? Wow.

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Bort.

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It's a small part of
this girl's breakfast.

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Whoa, whoa!

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Bort?

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I have a plan to get my hands
on those purpleberries

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with new loquat-flavored
orangeberries.

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Soon I will have an important
part of a complete breakfast.

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Oh, no. The Berry Burglar
fired his snowball bomb.

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The snow will destroy
the purpleberry crop.

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Wait, it's not snow.
It's sugar.

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Yay!

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New sugar-frosted, sugar-blasted
Purpleberry Puffs.

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You can really
see the sugar.

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I don't know which I like
more, original or type two.

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And now, back to our show.

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Curses, I didn't get my hands
on those healthy purpleberries.

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But next time, by gosh, I'll get my
hands on those healthy purpleberries.

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Bort.

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Will the Berry
Burglar never learn?

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Probably not, but we did.

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We learned that no matter whether
we're purple or orange...

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Or new polkaberry.

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Good nutrition is
just a bowl away.

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You know you want to
try it So tell your mom to buy it

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Buy Purpleberry
Puffs cereal.

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Buy! Buy! Buy!

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Bye-bye.

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We'll be back with more commercials

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after these
important messages.

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Go, me!

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They fight for the heck of it
because they like to, here comes G.I. Zapp

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G.I. Zapp, G.I. Zapp!

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G.I. Zapp
is the code name

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for an elite group of
heavily armed mercenaries,

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eager to murder the enemy, regardless
of the cost in innocent lives.

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Ah! Here we go. No one can complain
about this patriotic dreck.

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What's that?
A rock? I hate rocks.

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What do you stupid
voters want now?

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What possible objection could you
have to the G.I. Zapp cartoon?

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It's too violent.

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Oh! Very well. As leader
of the free world,

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it is my solemn duty to put
an end to cartoon violence.

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I'll have to
re-edit the program.

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Rose Mary, have we got any type
of machinery to edit tape?

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Oh, you know we do.

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Time for Dickie to get tricky.

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G.I. Zapp!
G.I. Zapp! G.I, Zapp!

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G.I. Zapp is the code
name for an elite group of...

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Patriotic peacekeepers
who rebuild schools

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with their bullet-sucking
vacuum tanks.

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That's what they are.

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Today's episode,
"Operation throat... "

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"Banana Split."

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What the hell kind
of plane is that?

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Okay, G.I. Zapps.

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Today's mission is to parachute
into Fort Weaponsworth

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and take back our shrapnel laser,
which was stolen by our sworn enemy.

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The terrorist group
known as A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.

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"A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. A Criminal
Regiment Of Nasty Young Men."

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That's clever. I'll
leave that the way it is.

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I'll show those G.I. Zapps once and for
all when I fire this surface-lo-air m...

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Warning shot.

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Excellent plan, Profestro. That'll
blow them straight to he...

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Church.

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Sound off as you jump.

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Freezer Burn!

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Nutcracker!

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That's no name for a woman.
Let's just call her Pat.

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- Waterboard!
- Helpful Johnny.

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- Boxcutter!
- Powder Puff.

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- Orphan Crippler!
- Nah. Pass.

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Incoming surface-to-air...

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Telegram!

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Pilot, is your parachute
packed and ready?

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Yes, sir.

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Good, because
I forgot mine.

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Mayday! Mayday!

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I'll be home for dinner.

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I... landed the plane safely next to
this naturally occurring fireball.

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At Disneyland.
Hi, Tinker Bell.

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Ready. Aim...

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Negotiate.

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Ugh!
Here comes a water balloon.

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That's quite a splash.

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Uh, beam me up, Scotty.

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Yay! I caught it.

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Ah!

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- I'm hit. Oh, God, it...
- Tickles.

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- Oh, no. Freezer Burn is...
- Sleeping.

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- I will avenge him, you heartless...
- Bastards!

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It's okay if I say it.

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Just measuring
you for a new hat.

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Three, four, cha-cha-cha.

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Find that apple.
It's down there somewhere.

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That's it,
I'm pulling the plug.

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Agnew, cut to the PSA.

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Give me the ball!
No, give me the ball.

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I know, let's fight for it.

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Now, hold on there, boys.
Violence never solved anything.

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Then how do we decide
who gets the ball?

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Agnew, show them.

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There. How do you like
your stupid ball now?

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That concludes the Futurama
and Friends Saturday Morning Fun Pit!

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Now stay tuned for
six hours of golf.

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