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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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♪ Two... two, three... ♪
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♪
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[Whirring]
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[Whooshing]
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[Static, trilling]
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[Whooshing]
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[Music]
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[Whooshing and trilling]
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Zindy, my darling, I can't believe
we're finally going to meet in person.
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It won't be long, Johnnycakes.
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My space-bus gets in at 4:30.
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Just in time for the
all-you-can-stand buffet at Chizzler.
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See you soon.
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[Makes kissing sound]
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[Computer trilling]
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[All groaning]
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Zoidberg, what is that?
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That is the delightful creature I've
been video-dating for the past four years.
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Hit it with a stick!
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Tonight is a dream come true...
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A real live date in a
physical place that exists!
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I just have to go straighten up
in case we end up at my place.
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There. My home's all
clean, except for one part.
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The inside.
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Aw, I'm sure it's fine by the
standards of a gross alien monster.
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[Yelling]
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- Nope.
- Step aside, people. I got bug bombs.
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Bender, wait. Won't the bugs just
run out and infest someplace else?
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- Like our building?
- Not my problem.
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Fire in the hole! [Laughing]
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[Yelling]
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[Groaning and muttering]
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[Muttering gibberish]
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[Feet tapping, sighs]
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[Clapping]
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Amazing!
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You move like a young,
roach-infested Gene Kelly.
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Oh, my God, it's Randy!
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Damn right, and I'm organizing a tap-dance
contest for the Parks and Rec Department.
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If you don't enter, I'll
just kill myself, okay?
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- Okay.
- No, wait!
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Me, little old Bender,
in a dance contest?
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It's a way for the community to...
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At last, a chance to realize my brand-new
dream of being the greatest tap dancer...
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In all the world!
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Well, in a three-block radius.
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Of all time!
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[Humming]
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Greetings, merchant.
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I need something beautiful and cheap
for a lady who is one of those things.
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The cheapest thing I have is a
bouquet of daisies for six dollars.
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Perfect! I'll take half a bouquet
of daisies for three dollars.
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[Cash register bell dings]
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[Grunting]
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Ah, these flower shears are so dull.
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And I'm already in debt to
every knife sharpener in town.
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Allow me.
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Oh, thank you.
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That girlfriend of
yours is one lucky lady.
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I'm gonna snip her off her feet.
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[Claws clicking]
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Zindy! You're even more
beautiful from a distance.
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Johnnycakes.
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[Sniffing]
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Good God, what's that horrible stench?
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Stench? Uh, that's probably
this stinky bus station maybe.
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Come, let's go someplace
well-ventilated and grow old together.
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[Sniffs]
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Ah, much better.
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[Sniffs, gags]
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It's even worse. It's like
comic-con in a submarine.
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[Sniffing]
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Oh, oh, my God. The
smell's coming from you.
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What, that? That's
just my personal musk.
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You'll learn to love it; I know I did.
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[Wind blowing]
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I'm sorry, Zoidberg, I
can't see you anymore.
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Something's come up.
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It's vomit. [Gags]
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I'd like to return these for a refund.
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Don't worry, [Sobbing] they're unused.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I get so little business,
I can't afford refunds.
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I don't know what's
wrong with this location.
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[Flies buzzing]
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I understand.
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[Sniffling]
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Please don't cry. I can't stand
to see a living thing feel pain.
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You are a living thing, right?
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[Crying]
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Mm-hmm. Can I have a refund now?
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[Register dings]
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[Cackles] [Screams]
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This here's a bayonet.
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It's some kind of kooky
half-gun, half-knife.
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Now, empty out the register!
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And no bag, please.
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I care about the environment.
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I have three dollars in
moldy pennies. It's all yours.
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That's generous of you.
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Oh, no you don't, Mr. Big Jerk.
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I have nothing to live for, so I don't
mind telling you those pennies are mine.
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Don't you get it?
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I'm crazy!
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[Cackles]
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Go ahead, I don't care
what happens anymore.
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Do it; Bash my head in!
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[Wind blowing]
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[Gags]
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What is that, mustard gas?
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That ain't legal.
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Ain't you heard of no Geneva convention?
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[Screams, gagging]
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[Gasps]
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That was amazing.
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Oh, you were so brave and frugal.
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I'm sorry! Don't hit me!
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Mmm.
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Ooh, I like the way you
hit. But I don't get it...
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Most women I've met can't even
stand next to me without collapsing.
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What's wrong with those women?
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Well, some of them didn't have legs.
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But it's not them; It's me.
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How do I put this delicately?
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I'm smellier than a
whorehouse's outhouse.
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That's terribly vivid.
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Doesn't matter to me, though. I
was born with no sense of smell.
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Really?
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My name's Marianne.
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Hello, you.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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I like your dumpster.
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Thank you.
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The previous tenant was
a very prominent raccoon.
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I remember.
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Too bad he got partially
run over by that steamroller.
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Can I kiss you?
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First, let me pinch myself
to make sure I'm not dreaming.
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Ouch! I forgot I was a giant crab!
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[Music]
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Welcome, fans!
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I'm Randy, coordinator of
this tap-dance-a-palooza.
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Woo-hoo! Randy!
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After weeks of searching,
I'm proud to introduce
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the five people willing to participate!
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Tonya, Bender, Greg, some kind
of blob monster and Petunia.
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[Clicking]
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The extra clicking you'll
hear is gonna be my hip.
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FYI, this little lady
has a heart condition.
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She's always stealing them.
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Also, she has a serious heart condition.
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I'm six years old, and tap
dancing is my favoritest thing.
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Even if it's not good for my pacemaker.
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All: Aw.
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[Gunshot]
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[Crying]
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[Whistles]
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That is one quality pacemaker.
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The rest of you might as well give up
now, because I'm gonna take home the...
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Hey, what's my grand prize gonna be?
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Oh, there's no prize, Dorothy.
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Unless you count the
satisfaction of winning.
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It will be mine.
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In conclusion, bullying in the workplace
is unacceptable and will not be tolerated.
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Bender: Out of my way,
fatty! I'm practicing.
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[Bender humming, others yelping in pain]
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Ta-da!
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Friends, I'd like you to
meet my new lady, Marianne.
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[Muttering] Whoa, hey.
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What's the catch? She looks normal.
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She's not a hologram.
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Not a robo-slave.
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We give up.
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[Chuckles]
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You guys are weird.
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I have to go open my flower stand
before the falafel guy takes my spot,
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but it was great to meet you.
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See you later, crab cakes.
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Dr. Zoidberg, she's great.
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She's the best thing
that ever happened to me.
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We had a wonderful night of
lovemaking in my dumpster.
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All: Ewe.
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I hope she used protection.
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Uh, no offense, Zoidberg but,
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how was she not driven to madness
by your mind-altering stench?
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Because, my friends, she
has no sense of smell.
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Oh, I get it. That explains it.
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For the first time in
my life, I'm truly happy.
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It's just too bad for her
there's no cure, I assume.
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Oh, but there is.
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A skilled surgeon could
perform a nose transplant.
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Oh, you're right.
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And I, as a renowned ear, nose and
blowhole Doctor, could do the operation.
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Are you nuts? If she could
smell, she'd smell you.
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Your relationship would be over
faster than you could say... [gagging]
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Listen to orange Joe.
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You must never let the girl
know of this wonderful surgery.
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Oh, I don't know.
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It doesn't seem fair to Marianne.
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But on the other claw, maybe
I can't live without her.
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So you're right.
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I can never tell her.
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You're doing the right thing.
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Today, the competition begins.
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Over the course of the summer, we'll
be eliminating one contestant each week.
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And by "we," I mean "me".
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Deal with it, you babies!
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Let the battle begin.
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[Buzzer sounds]
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[Sniffs]
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[Buzzer sounds]
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[Sniffs]
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[Buzzer sounds]
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Okay, before those pilates Nazis come
goose-stepping in to take the room...
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Here are the finalists for
next week's championship!
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Bender and Tonya.
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I just want to have fun because
dancing is fun and I like dancing.
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Crowd: Aw...
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I'm gonna kick your ass, little girl.
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[Gasping]
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For you, my lovely Rugelach.
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Thank you.
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It's gardenia imperialis.
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You can brew it into a tea if
you like severe stomach cramps.
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Such a smart one.
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You know everything about flowers.
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[Sighs]
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Everything but how they smell.
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Please describe it to me.
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[Sniffs]
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Uh, it's like summer with
a dab of vanilla and honey.
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Or maybe winter with some gravy on it.
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[Sighs]
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I'd give anything to be able
to smell a flower like that.
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Marianne, my love, I've never known
anyone who wanted to smell so badly.
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And there's a way maybe you can.
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Really? How?
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We have in the Doctor world
something called a nose transplant.
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I can give you a surgery, and when
it's done, you'll be able to smell.
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Everything.
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Oh, Zoidberg, I want the
biggest nose you can find.
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Dude, you made the finals.
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Congrats.
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You've accomplished so much more
than most of us would bother to.
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Yeah, but I'm not done yet.
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I got a foolproof plan to
make sure I go home the Champ.
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You're gonna put sequins on your hat?
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[Scoffs]
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See that locker?
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Tonya keeps her tap shoes in there.
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So, right before she dances, I'll
sneak in and put rusty tacks in them.
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- [Laughs]
- [Gasps]
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The harder she dances,
the more she bleeds.
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00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,535
Seems like a solid plan.
257
00:13:08,536 --> 00:13:11,793
What? It's the most horrifying
thing I've ever heard!
258
00:13:11,794 --> 00:13:13,959
- That's true.
- Well, it gets worse.
259
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,485
Once Tonya drops out due to blood loss,
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I kidnap her parents and make them watch
261
00:13:18,596 --> 00:13:21,742
while I cut off her hair
with these hedge clippers.
262
00:13:21,743 --> 00:13:23,847
Don't you lay a hand on that Angel.
263
00:13:23,848 --> 00:13:27,102
Angel? I've looked into
her eyes and seen her soul.
264
00:13:27,103 --> 00:13:28,470
She's a monster.
265
00:13:28,471 --> 00:13:31,310
You're insane. Come on, Fry, let's go.
266
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,431
Okay. See you, Bender.
267
00:13:38,229 --> 00:13:39,610
[Yells gibberish]
268
00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:43,252
The championship's mine, robot.
269
00:13:43,253 --> 00:13:44,391
[Both yell]
270
00:13:44,392 --> 00:13:47,392
[Electrical crackling]
271
00:13:48,812 --> 00:13:50,388
[Crying] Why?
272
00:13:50,389 --> 00:13:52,249
Why?
273
00:13:52,486 --> 00:13:56,866
What did I not do yet to deserve this?
274
00:13:58,947 --> 00:14:00,987
[Music]
275
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:06,860
[Sighs]
276
00:14:06,861 --> 00:14:10,788
Aw, I think it's noble of you
to give Marianne a new nose.
277
00:14:10,789 --> 00:14:14,887
Yeah, she'll be forever
grateful from somewhere upwind.
278
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:18,363
True, our relationship will
end when she smells my odor.
279
00:14:18,364 --> 00:14:20,326
But you know what would really stink?
280
00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:22,230
If Marianne spent her whole life
281
00:14:22,231 --> 00:14:25,447
never knowing the beautiful
scent of her own flowers.
282
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,013
[Panting, groaning]
283
00:14:27,014 --> 00:14:28,968
Dr. Zoidberg, help!
284
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:31,203
Bender? What happened to your leg tube?
285
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,172
I got beat up by a little girl.
286
00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:37,376
Please, fix my knee so I can get
revenge at the tap dance championship.
287
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,401
I don't have time for this, robot.
288
00:14:39,402 --> 00:14:42,481
Here, patch yourself up with
this medicinal wacky pack.
289
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,762
[Grumbling]
290
00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:46,393
[Siren blaring] [Gasps]
291
00:14:46,394 --> 00:14:48,734
It's time.
292
00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:54,563
I got a donor nose.
293
00:14:54,564 --> 00:14:57,452
There was an accident
at the fencing academy.
294
00:14:57,453 --> 00:14:59,553
Touché.
295
00:15:03,978 --> 00:15:06,586
It'll all be over soon, my love.
296
00:15:06,587 --> 00:15:08,696
May I have... [sniffles]
297
00:15:08,697 --> 00:15:10,510
One last kiss?
298
00:15:10,511 --> 00:15:14,111
Oh, there will be lots more.
299
00:15:14,305 --> 00:15:16,574
Yes, lots.
300
00:15:16,575 --> 00:15:18,675
[Crying]
301
00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:22,745
Nurse Amy, the anesthesia.
302
00:15:27,589 --> 00:15:30,289
Smell you later.
303
00:15:30,790 --> 00:15:32,123
She's out.
304
00:15:32,124 --> 00:15:36,624
Then let's begin this
delicate procedure.
305
00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:45,244
Okay, dance maniacs, let's have
a big hand for our finalists!
306
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:50,158
Cute little Tonya and
mean old what's-his-name.
307
00:15:50,159 --> 00:15:52,084
Break a leg, Bender.
308
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:55,229
Oops, looks like you already did.
309
00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:57,959
You are an evil, heartless troll.
310
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,304
So, actually, we have a lot in common.
311
00:16:00,305 --> 00:16:03,399
In another life, we
could've been friends.
312
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,771
No chance, garbage-can face.
313
00:16:05,772 --> 00:16:07,607
[Grumbles]
314
00:16:07,608 --> 00:16:09,857
Brace yourselves because
we're gonna try something
315
00:16:09,858 --> 00:16:12,622
you would never see in mainstream tap.
316
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:15,150
A simultaneous
head-to-head tap-off.
317
00:16:15,151 --> 00:16:16,508
[Gasping, murmuring]
318
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,769
Oh, scandalous.
319
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:21,988
It's time for some
fancy-schmancy dancy.
320
00:16:21,989 --> 00:16:23,805
Hit it, me.
321
00:16:23,806 --> 00:16:25,606
♪
322
00:16:37,066 --> 00:16:40,126
[Slow, steady beeping]
323
00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:54,460
[Yells]
324
00:16:54,461 --> 00:16:56,434
Ow! Bender!
325
00:16:56,435 --> 00:16:58,024
[Cackling]
326
00:16:58,025 --> 00:16:59,111
[Gasps]
327
00:16:59,112 --> 00:17:01,332
[Laughing]
328
00:17:02,828 --> 00:17:05,531
Ewe, look at him dance. He don't care.
329
00:17:05,532 --> 00:17:07,523
Try this, peg leg.
330
00:17:07,524 --> 00:17:08,787
[Grunting]
331
00:17:08,788 --> 00:17:10,890
No sweat. [Grunting]
332
00:17:10,891 --> 00:17:13,051
[Yelling]
333
00:17:14,379 --> 00:17:16,479
[Groans]
334
00:17:17,577 --> 00:17:21,552
[Sighs] Time's up, kittens. The
judges conferred, and the vote is in.
335
00:17:21,553 --> 00:17:22,613
I pick her.
336
00:17:22,614 --> 00:17:24,483
[Crowd applauds, Bender grunts]
337
00:17:24,484 --> 00:17:26,385
Thanks, Mr. Nice Man.
338
00:17:26,386 --> 00:17:30,563
You know, the doctors say my
heart doesn't work very good.
339
00:17:30,564 --> 00:17:34,533
But it feels good today
because I got to dance.
340
00:17:34,534 --> 00:17:36,896
And make people happy.
341
00:17:36,897 --> 00:17:38,497
[Sniffles]
342
00:17:38,498 --> 00:17:40,904
I never knew I could hate this much.
343
00:17:40,905 --> 00:17:43,669
Bender, she's a sweet little girl.
344
00:17:43,670 --> 00:17:47,406
She's a pig. I'm gonna
tap-dance on her grave someday.
345
00:17:47,407 --> 00:17:48,741
Oh!
346
00:17:48,742 --> 00:17:52,231
This is the bestest-est
day of my whole...
347
00:17:52,232 --> 00:17:54,198
[Gagging]
348
00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:56,698
Oh, my God, people, she's
having a heart attack.
349
00:17:56,699 --> 00:17:58,487
A cute little heart attack.
350
00:17:58,488 --> 00:18:00,284
[All gasping]
351
00:18:00,285 --> 00:18:03,256
I'm a Doctor, and yes, they're real.
352
00:18:03,257 --> 00:18:04,357
[Defibrillator whirring]
353
00:18:04,358 --> 00:18:05,358
Clear.
354
00:18:05,359 --> 00:18:07,392
[Electricity crackles]
355
00:18:07,393 --> 00:18:08,861
[Loud chewing]
356
00:18:08,862 --> 00:18:11,082
[Giggling]
357
00:18:16,203 --> 00:18:18,804
How, how did it go?
358
00:18:18,805 --> 00:18:20,573
Just perfect.
359
00:18:20,574 --> 00:18:25,215
This time, you can describe
their beautiful aroma to me.
360
00:18:25,216 --> 00:18:27,124
[Sniffs] [Groans]
361
00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:29,522
What is that horrible stench?
362
00:18:29,523 --> 00:18:32,115
I don't know how to
tell you this, but...
363
00:18:32,116 --> 00:18:33,552
It's these flowers!
364
00:18:33,553 --> 00:18:34,692
[Retches]
365
00:18:34,693 --> 00:18:36,622
It's not the flowers; It's...
366
00:18:36,623 --> 00:18:37,723
[Sniffs]
367
00:18:37,724 --> 00:18:40,077
Ah, much better.
368
00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:42,807
You smell just like I dreamed you would.
369
00:18:42,808 --> 00:18:46,734
B-b-but most people think
I smell like a burning zoo.
370
00:18:46,735 --> 00:18:49,335
I never learned a good
smell from a bad smell.
371
00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:53,339
But I like the way you
smell because I like you.
372
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:54,730
Hmm?
373
00:18:54,731 --> 00:18:57,251
[Both moaning]
374
00:19:00,946 --> 00:19:04,486
[Nasally] It's so beautiful.
375
00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:07,352
[Heart monitor droning]
376
00:19:07,353 --> 00:19:10,593
I'm sorry. She's gone.
377
00:19:14,927 --> 00:19:16,863
[Crying]
378
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,119
[Whoops]
379
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:20,266
In your dead face, little girl.
380
00:19:20,267 --> 00:19:22,768
I'm not even gonna wait
to dance on your grave.
381
00:19:22,769 --> 00:19:25,705
I'm gonna dance on
your corpse right now.
382
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:28,644
- [Bender humming]
- Oh, my God!
383
00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:33,151
- No, Bender, what are you doing? No.
- Leela: Bender, stop.
384
00:19:33,152 --> 00:19:36,121
The robot has to go.
385
00:19:36,122 --> 00:19:38,551
[Steady beeping]
386
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:41,372
Huh? What's that?
387
00:19:45,157 --> 00:19:46,618
I took a nappy.
388
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,993
I don't believe it... she's alive.
389
00:19:48,994 --> 00:19:52,479
Bender's rhythmic chest
compressions restarted her heart.
390
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,228
He's a big old hero.
391
00:19:54,229 --> 00:19:55,868
[All cheer]
392
00:19:55,869 --> 00:19:59,248
Oh, no, I was trying... hey, wait, huh?
393
00:19:59,249 --> 00:20:02,249
[Grunting, stammering]
394
00:20:05,057 --> 00:20:08,859
Just because you saved my life doesn't
mean I won't beat you down again.
395
00:20:08,860 --> 00:20:11,520
Man, you are irredeemably evil.
396
00:20:11,521 --> 00:20:15,481
Together we shall rule the galaxy.
397
00:20:16,754 --> 00:20:20,894
Aw, what an adorable little kajigger.
398
00:20:21,706 --> 00:20:23,496
- Now!
- [Both grunt]
399
00:20:23,497 --> 00:20:26,077
[Both laughing]
400
00:20:30,319 --> 00:20:35,120
Ah, nothing like the first cup
of dumpster juice in the morning.
401
00:20:35,121 --> 00:20:37,161
[Crash]
402
00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:39,578
Marianne?
403
00:20:39,579 --> 00:20:41,714
Yes. Listen.
404
00:20:41,715 --> 00:20:46,719
I've got a new job, and, well,
I'm going to have to dump you.
405
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:49,360
I'd like that.
406
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:55,370
[Beeping]
407
00:21:03,594 --> 00:21:05,676
[Groans]
408
00:21:05,677 --> 00:21:11,577
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