1 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:06,255 - ♪ I was falling in love ♪ - ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 2 00:00:06,255 --> 00:00:08,341 ♪ Set me free why don't you, babe ♪ 3 00:00:08,341 --> 00:00:12,095 ♪ You just keep me hangin' on ♪ 4 00:00:12,095 --> 00:00:15,348 ♪ Oh, oh, yeah It's about that time ♪ 5 00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:17,642 ♪ Yeah ♪ 6 00:00:17,642 --> 00:00:19,143 ♪ Back-Back-Back-Back-Back-Back Back, come on ♪ 7 00:00:19,143 --> 00:00:20,812 ♪ Hey, girl You can do it ♪ 8 00:00:20,812 --> 00:00:22,522 ♪Just kick your back into it ♪ 9 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:24,023 ♪Just kick your ♪ 10 00:00:24,023 --> 00:00:26,651 ♪ Go, go, go Go, go, go Go, go, go, go ♪ 11 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:34,283 You think this is hard? Try being waterboarded. That's hard. [Whistle Blows] 12 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,959 [Brakes Squeal] 13 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:45,628 Guys. 14 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:49,799 [Man] Making some new friends, Kurt? 15 00:00:49,799 --> 00:00:51,676 He sure is, Mr. Schue. 16 00:00:51,676 --> 00:00:54,679 Hey, Finn. You still owe me that report on— [Speaks Spanish] 17 00:00:54,679 --> 00:00:57,140 What? What you did last summer. 18 00:00:57,140 --> 00:01:00,435 Almost halfway done with almost all of it, Mr. Schue. 19 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:02,854 - It's "Hammer time." - Please. This is from Marc Jacobs's new collection. 20 00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:04,439 Wait. 21 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:11,571 Okay. 22 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:13,865 ♪ You're a shining star ♪ 23 00:01:13,865 --> 00:01:15,450 ♪ No matter who you are ♪ 24 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:18,453 [Bell Rings] ♪ Shining bright to see ♪ 25 00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:21,914 ♪ What you can truly be What you can truly be ♪ 26 00:01:37,306 --> 00:01:42,477 ♪ Shining star come into view ♪ ¿Cómo está usted? Yo me Ilamo Guillermo. 27 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:45,688 [In Unison] ¿Cómo está usted? Yo me Ilamo Guillermo. 28 00:01:45,688 --> 00:01:46,768 [Spanish] 29 00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:53,279 [Repeating Spanish In Unison] 30 00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:55,031 [Mr. Schue] Bueno. Bueno. 31 00:01:55,031 --> 00:01:57,575 - ♪ Shining star for you to see ♪ - [Bell Ringing] 32 00:01:57,575 --> 00:02:00,036 ♪ What your life can truly be ♪♪ 33 00:02:00,036 --> 00:02:02,830 ♪♪ [Piano] 34 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:07,585 ♪ Where is love ♪ 35 00:02:07,585 --> 00:02:09,587 ♪ Is love ♪ 36 00:02:09,587 --> 00:02:15,468 ♪ Does it fall from skies above ♪ ♪ Ooh ♪ 37 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:18,554 ♪ Is it underneath ♪ 38 00:02:18,554 --> 00:02:21,140 ♪ The willow tree ♪ 39 00:02:21,140 --> 00:02:27,647 ♪ That I've been dreaming of♪ 40 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:35,071 [Bell Ringing] [Mr. Schue] Where's the coffeepot? 41 00:02:35,071 --> 00:02:37,323 Figgins got rid of it. Budget cuts. 42 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:40,785 You know, I know for a fact that they are still getting hot java at Carver. 43 00:02:40,785 --> 00:02:43,663 We should strike. 44 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:46,707 Hello, boys. Who needs a pick-me-up? 45 00:02:46,707 --> 00:02:49,210 - Wow. Lattes. - Yeah. I'm a bit of a coffee snob. 46 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:52,213 Now, the key to a perfect latte... 47 00:02:52,213 --> 00:02:54,632 is in the temperature of the steamed milk. 48 00:02:54,632 --> 00:02:56,425 - I like mine scalding. - Wow. 49 00:02:56,425 --> 00:02:58,344 - Hi, Emma. - Hey, Ken. 50 00:02:58,344 --> 00:03:00,930 - Will, hi. - Hey. 51 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:04,684 - What's with all the lattes? - Oh, Emma, I just felt so awful... 52 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:08,271 that Figgins cut the coffee budget to pay for a nutritionist for the "Cheerios." 53 00:03:08,271 --> 00:03:11,732 Yeah. I heard you guys went, like, $600 over budget on that. 54 00:03:11,732 --> 00:03:16,153 My performers didn't get on Fox Sports Net last year because they ate at Bacon Junction. 55 00:03:16,153 --> 00:03:18,489 Since when are cheerleaders performers? 56 00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:23,828 Your resentment is delicious. 57 00:03:23,828 --> 00:03:26,539 Well, I have a "phoner" in a couple minutes— 58 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:29,333 That's an interview on the telephone with a major media outlet. 59 00:03:29,333 --> 00:03:32,003 [Chuckling] I'll probably do it on my iPhone. 60 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:36,090 Enjoy. Thanks a lot, Sue. 61 00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:40,094 I missed you at the, uh, 62 00:03:40,094 --> 00:03:41,762 singles mixer last weekend, Emma. 63 00:03:41,762 --> 00:03:44,432 Yeah, I know. A big pipe exploded in my building. 64 00:03:44,432 --> 00:03:46,976 It was wild. I hate those mixer things though. Don't you? 65 00:03:46,976 --> 00:03:49,770 I mean, it's like a big meat market. It's just— Ew. 66 00:03:49,770 --> 00:03:51,814 I did give my number to a fireman though. 67 00:03:51,814 --> 00:03:53,900 But he hasn't called. 68 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:56,402 There's someone out there for everyone. I wouldn't even sweat it. 69 00:03:56,402 --> 00:04:00,406 [Plastic Bag Tearing] 70 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:04,368 Mmm. Hey, did you hear that Sandy Ryerson got fired? 71 00:04:04,368 --> 00:04:08,205 Really? Mm-hmm. 72 00:04:08,205 --> 00:04:10,666 - Who's gonna take over Glee Club? - I don't know. 73 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,629 I'd like to take over Glee Club. 74 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:16,172 You want to captain the Titanic too? 75 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:19,759 I think I can make it great again. There is no joy in these kids. 76 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:22,553 They feel invisible. That's why every one of them has a MySpace page. 77 00:04:22,553 --> 00:04:26,641 Sixty bucks a month. That's what I need to keep this program up. 78 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:28,684 A-A-And you— you expect me to pay it? 79 00:04:28,684 --> 00:04:30,770 Well, I'm certainly not going to pay for it. 80 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:33,940 We're not talking about Cheerios here, Will. 81 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:36,150 They were on Fox Sports Net last year. 82 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:39,278 When Glee Club starts bringing that kind of prestige to the school again, 83 00:04:39,278 --> 00:04:40,863 you can have all the money you want. 84 00:04:40,863 --> 00:04:42,490 Until then, 60 bucks a month, 85 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:45,785 and you've got to use the costumes and props we already have. 86 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:49,330 - But we need the stools for wood shop. - [Bell Ringing] 87 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:54,627 [Narrating] Hiding the $60 a month from my wife, Terri, was gonna be hard. 88 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:59,131 But I had a bigger problem. How was I gonna get these kids motivated? 89 00:04:59,131 --> 00:05:01,759 One thing I knew for sure— we needed a new name. 90 00:05:01,759 --> 00:05:04,887 New Directions! 91 00:05:04,887 --> 00:05:07,765 [Bell Ringing] 92 00:05:07,765 --> 00:05:10,393 My name is Mercedes Jones, and I'm singing— 93 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:14,480 ♪ R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me ♪ 94 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:18,693 ♪ R-E-S-P-E-C-T Take care of T.C.B. ♪ 95 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:21,612 ♪ Oh, hey, baby ♪ 96 00:05:21,612 --> 00:05:23,072 ♪ Yeah ♪♪ 97 00:05:23,072 --> 00:05:26,242 Hello. I'm Kurt Hummel, and I'll be singing "Mr. Cellophane." 98 00:05:26,242 --> 00:05:30,162 ♪ Cellophane Mr. Cellophane ♪ 99 00:05:30,162 --> 00:05:34,166 ♪ Should've been my name Mr. Cellophane ♪ 100 00:05:34,166 --> 00:05:36,669 ♪ 'Cause you can look right through me ♪ 101 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:38,796 ♪ Walk right by me ♪ 102 00:05:38,796 --> 00:05:42,550 ♪ And never know I'm there ♪ 103 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:44,677 ♪ Never even ♪ 104 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:46,117 ♪ Know ♪ 105 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:55,438 ♪ I'm there ♪♪ 106 00:05:57,566 --> 00:06:01,318 [Girl] Tina C. "I Kissed a Girl." 107 00:06:01,318 --> 00:06:05,156 ♪ It's not what I'm used to ♪ 108 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:08,367 ♪Just wanna try you on ♪ 109 00:06:08,367 --> 00:06:10,536 ♪ I'm curious ♪ 110 00:06:10,536 --> 00:06:14,790 ♪ For you caught my attention ♪ 111 00:06:14,790 --> 00:06:18,419 ♪ I kissed a girl and liked it ♪♪ 112 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:20,463 [Bell Ringing] 113 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:22,339 Hi. My name is Rachel Berry, 114 00:06:22,339 --> 00:06:26,427 and I'll be singing "On My Own" from the seminal Broadway classic LesMis. 115 00:06:26,427 --> 00:06:28,220 Fantastic. Let's hear it. 116 00:06:28,220 --> 00:06:31,182 ♪ On my own ♪ 117 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:35,811 ♪ Pretending he's beside me ♪♪ 118 00:06:35,811 --> 00:06:38,314 [Rachel Narrating] You might laugh because every time I sign my name... 119 00:06:38,314 --> 00:06:40,399 I put a gold star after it. 120 00:06:40,399 --> 00:06:42,860 But it's a metaphor. And metaphors are important. 121 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:46,447 My gold stars are a metaphor for me being a star. 122 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:55,164 And just so we're clear, I want to clear up that hateful rumor... 123 00:06:55,164 --> 00:06:58,042 that I was the one who turned that closet case Sandy Ryerson in... 124 00:06:58,042 --> 00:07:00,461 because he gave Hank Saunders the solo I deserved. 125 00:07:00,461 --> 00:07:01,796 That's cockapoopie. 126 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:04,757 [Crying] He was touching Hank, caressing him. 127 00:07:04,757 --> 00:07:08,135 It was so wrong! 128 00:07:08,135 --> 00:07:11,180 [Crying Continues] 129 00:07:14,226 --> 00:07:17,686 [Narrating Resumes] I am not homophobic. In fact, I have two gay dads. 130 00:07:17,686 --> 00:07:19,522 See, I was born out of love. 131 00:07:19,522 --> 00:07:22,525 My two dads screened potential surrogates based on beauty and I.Q. 132 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:25,986 Then they mixed their sperm together and used a turkey baster. 133 00:07:25,986 --> 00:07:28,239 To this day, we don't know which one is my real dad, 134 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:30,324 which I think is pretty amazing. 135 00:07:30,324 --> 00:07:32,576 My dads spoiled me in the arts. 136 00:07:32,576 --> 00:07:35,079 I was given dance lessons, vocal lessons— 137 00:07:35,079 --> 00:07:37,623 anything to give me a competitive edge. 138 00:07:41,545 --> 00:07:44,713 You might think that all the boys in school would totally want to tap this, 139 00:07:44,713 --> 00:07:48,801 but my MySpace schedule keeps me way too busy to date. 140 00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:52,888 I try to post a MySpace video every day just to keep my talent alive and growing. 141 00:07:52,888 --> 00:07:57,685 ♪ Without him ♪ Nowadays, being anonymous is worse than being poor. 142 00:07:57,685 --> 00:08:00,563 Fame is the most important thing in our culture now. 143 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:04,150 And if there’s one thing I've learned, it's that no one's just gonna hand it to you. 144 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:06,402 ♪ I love him ♪ 145 00:08:06,402 --> 00:08:11,323 ♪ But every day I'm learning ♪ 146 00:08:11,323 --> 00:08:13,909 ♪ All my life ♪ [Laughing] 147 00:08:13,909 --> 00:08:19,206 ♪ I've only been pretending ♪ 148 00:08:19,206 --> 00:08:25,087 ♪ Without me his world will go on turning ♪ 149 00:08:25,087 --> 00:08:27,464 ♪ A world that's full of happiness ♪ 150 00:08:27,464 --> 00:08:29,014 ♪ That I have never known ♪ 151 00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:42,605 ♪ I love him ♪ 152 00:08:45,901 --> 00:08:47,985 ♪ I love him ♪ 153 00:08:50,614 --> 00:08:54,241 ♪ I love him ♪ 154 00:08:54,241 --> 00:08:58,537 ♪ But only on my ♪ 155 00:08:58,537 --> 00:09:00,217 ♪ Own ♪♪ 156 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:06,086 Very nice, Rachel. 157 00:09:06,086 --> 00:09:08,464 When do we start rehearsals? 158 00:09:08,464 --> 00:09:12,218 - ♪ And I said to myself, sit down ♪ - ♪ Said to myself, sit down ♪ 159 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:14,929 - ♪ Sit down You're rockin' the boat ♪ - Bigger hands. Big hands. 160 00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:17,681 ♪ Sit down You're rockin' the boat ♪ 161 00:09:17,681 --> 00:09:19,767 ♪ And the devil will drag you under ♪ 162 00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:21,435 ♪ By the sharp lapel of your checkered coat ♪ 163 00:09:21,435 --> 00:09:23,062 ♪ Sit down, sit down sit down, sit down ♪ 164 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:25,147 ♪ Sit down You're rockin' the boat ♪ 165 00:09:25,147 --> 00:09:28,609 ♪ Sit down, you're rockin' Sit down, sit down, sit down You're rockin' the boat ♪ 166 00:09:28,609 --> 00:09:31,737 ♪ Sit down, you're rockin' Sit down, sit down, sit down You're rockin' the boat ♪ 167 00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:33,781 ♪ Sit down ♪ 168 00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:35,741 ♪ You're rockin' ♪ 169 00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:39,328 ♪ The boat ♪♪ 170 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:44,208 - We suck. - Uh- It— 171 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:46,293 It'll get there. We— We just need to keep rehearsing. 172 00:09:46,293 --> 00:09:49,421 Mr. Schuester, do you have any idea how ridiculous it is to give... 173 00:09:49,421 --> 00:09:52,716 the lead solo in "Sit Down, You're Rockin' the Boat" to a boy in a wheelchair? 174 00:09:52,716 --> 00:09:55,636 I think Mr. Schue's using irony to enhance the performance. 175 00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:58,931 There's nothing ironic about show choir! 176 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:02,601 Rachel. 177 00:10:02,601 --> 00:10:03,686 Rachel! 178 00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:05,688 [Door Closes] 179 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:09,316 That's sloppy! 180 00:10:09,316 --> 00:10:13,028 You're sloppy, babies! It's just disgraceful! 181 00:10:13,028 --> 00:10:14,905 And I want the agony out of your eyes! 182 00:10:14,905 --> 00:10:18,200 Uh-uh, Lance. Don't you start crying! 183 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:22,496 You are the weak link, pal! How does it feel to be the weak link, huh? 184 00:10:22,496 --> 00:10:25,499 That can't feel very good. You changed out of your costume. 185 00:10:25,499 --> 00:10:27,543 I'm tired of being laughed at. 186 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,882 You're the best kid in there, Rachel. That comes with a price. 187 00:10:33,882 --> 00:10:37,094 Look, I know I'm just a sophomore. But I can feel the clock ticking away, 188 00:10:37,094 --> 00:10:39,555 and I don't want to leave high school with nothing to show for it. 189 00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:41,932 You get great grades. You're a fantastic singer. 190 00:10:41,932 --> 00:10:43,726 Everybody hates me. 191 00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:45,769 You think Glee Club is gonna change that? 192 00:10:45,769 --> 00:10:48,147 Being great at something is going to change it. 193 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:51,442 Being a part of something special makes you special, right? 194 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:54,862 I need a male lead who can keep up with me vocally. 195 00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:57,156 Maybe I can coach Artie a little. I— Look, Mr. Schue, 196 00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:58,907 I appreciate what you're trying to do. 197 00:10:58,907 --> 00:11:01,368 But if you can't give me what I need, then I'm sorry. 198 00:11:01,368 --> 00:11:04,830 I'm not gonna make a fool out of myself. 199 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:07,291 I can't keep wasting my time with Glee. 200 00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:09,668 It hurts too much. 201 00:11:09,668 --> 00:11:12,129 [Whistle Blows] Schuester! 202 00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:14,089 Figgins wants ya! 203 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:19,845 But we just started rehearsals. 204 00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:23,223 My hands are tied, Schue. I need the auditorium. 205 00:11:23,223 --> 00:11:26,310 Alcoholics Anonymous wants to rent it out for their afternoon meetings. 206 00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:29,271 Lots of drunks in this town. They're paying me 1 0 bucks a head. 207 00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:31,440 If we show at Regionals, Glee stays. 208 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,442 If not, the bar is open in the auditorium. 209 00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:36,528 What is it with you and this club? You've got only five kids. 210 00:11:36,528 --> 00:11:39,823 - One of them's a cripple! - Then I guess you've got nothing to worry about. 211 00:11:39,823 --> 00:11:41,450 [Sighs] 212 00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:45,829 - Fine. - Yes! [Chuckles] 213 00:11:45,829 --> 00:11:48,665 But you're running detention for free to make it up to me. 214 00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:52,044 Deal. 215 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:58,384 You put your hands in the corners like this. 216 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,928 Okay? I can't do it. 217 00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:02,638 I'm dyslexic. 218 00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:05,808 Maybe I should just stick to towels and washcloths. 219 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:08,894 Howard, if you can't fold a fitted sheet, you cannot work at Sheets 'N' Things. 220 00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:11,397 [Bell Dings] [Man] Associate return. 221 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:14,233 Go. Make sure they have a receipt. 222 00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:18,946 Someone looks beautiful today. Hi. 223 00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:21,198 You look very handsome. Thank you. 224 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,284 Roast beef on pumpernickel. Your favorite. Ohh! 225 00:12:24,284 --> 00:12:26,620 Oh, does it have mayo? Yeah. 226 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:29,540 Will, if my diabetes comes back, I can't get pregnant. 227 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:31,792 I- What is wrong with you? 228 00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:33,794 [Sighs] Well, I wanted to tell you... 229 00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:37,047 that I'm gonna have to start workin' late for the next couple months. 230 00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:39,925 I'm, uh, monitoring after-school detention. What? 231 00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:42,928 I had to make a deal with Figgins so he wouldn't kill Glee Club. 232 00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:46,014 But, Will, I'm on my feet four hours a day, three times a week here. 233 00:12:46,014 --> 00:12:48,642 Now I have to go home and I have to cook dinner for myself? 234 00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:51,854 [Scoffs] This lady wants to return these sheets. 235 00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:54,982 But something tells me we've got another bed wetter. 236 00:12:54,982 --> 00:13:00,070 [Sighs] Do you see what I have to deal with here, hmm? 237 00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:02,906 God, hasn't she ever heard of a diaper? 238 00:13:02,906 --> 00:13:06,326 [Sandy] Of course towels have a thread count, Mr... 239 00:13:06,326 --> 00:13:08,537 Sheets 'N' Things! 240 00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:11,707 What do you do? I read catalogs! I know these things. 241 00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:15,794 Anything under a 400-thread count and I could break out in impetigo! 242 00:13:15,794 --> 00:13:19,047 It's simple to understand! William? 243 00:13:19,047 --> 00:13:21,049 Sandy? Hey! 244 00:13:21,049 --> 00:13:23,760 Well, hello. How are things? 245 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:26,597 I hear you have taken over Glee Club. 246 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:29,475 Yeah. I hope you're not too upset. 247 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:32,060 Are you kidding? Getting out of that swirling eddy of despair- 248 00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:34,021 best thing that ever happened to me. 249 00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:35,939 [Whistles] [Chuckles] 250 00:13:35,939 --> 00:13:39,026 Don't get me wrong. It wasn't easy at first. 251 00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:41,987 Being dismissed. And for what I was accused of? 252 00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:45,616 My long-distance girlfriend in Cleveland nearly broke up with me. 253 00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:48,243 Oh, God. Don't you love a good monkey? 254 00:13:48,243 --> 00:13:51,038 It took me weeks to get over my nervous breakdown. 255 00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:54,583 Did they put you on medication? Better. Medical marijuana. 256 00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,835 It's genius! 257 00:13:56,835 --> 00:13:59,713 I just tell my Dr. Feelgood I'm having trouble sleeping, 258 00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:02,299 and he gives me all of it I want. 259 00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:04,593 I'm finding the whole system quite lucrative. 260 00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:08,597 You're a drug dealer? Oh, yeah. Make five times more than when I was a teacher. 261 00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:12,935 I keep some for myself and then I take money baths in the rest. 262 00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,728 Who-Who do you sell it to? 263 00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:22,277 You want in? 264 00:14:22,277 --> 00:14:24,279 Uh, no. [Chuckles] I tried it once in college. 265 00:14:24,279 --> 00:14:26,240 But Terri and I are trying to get pregnant. 266 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,575 I do my own packaging. Sandy, no— 267 00:14:28,575 --> 00:14:30,452 And the first sample is free. Come on. 268 00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:33,705 You are the one coaching those tone-deaf acne factories. You're gonna need it. 269 00:14:33,705 --> 00:14:36,458 What? This looks like barf. 270 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,794 Okay? I have to do everything myself. 271 00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:40,879 Call me. Come on. 272 00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:44,675 What's the matter with you? Scary. 273 00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:48,303 [Knocking] Hey, Sue. C-Can I have a sec? 274 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:52,182 Sure, buddy. Come on in. 275 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:59,940 Eew! [Gasping] 276 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,819 Hey, Emma. You got a second? 277 00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:05,862 - What is that? Gum? - Uh-huh. 278 00:15:05,862 --> 00:15:08,574 So you want to talk to my Cheerios about joining Glee Club? 279 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,367 Well, I need more kids- Performers. 280 00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:12,536 And all the best ones are in the Cheerios. 281 00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:14,538 I figured some of them might want to double up. 282 00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:18,166 Okay. So what you're doing right now is called blurring the lines. 283 00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:21,712 High school is a caste system. Kids fall into certain slots. 284 00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:25,549 Your jocks, your popular kids, up in the penthouse. 285 00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:30,470 The invisibles and the kids playing live-action druids and trolls out in the forest, 286 00:15:30,470 --> 00:15:32,472 bottom floor. 287 00:15:32,472 --> 00:15:34,600 And... where do the Glee kids lie? 288 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,810 Sub-basement. 289 00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:39,730 Sue's not wrong. But I don't think anything's set in stone. 290 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:44,026 I mean, kids are gonna do what they think is cool, which is not always who they are. 291 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:47,446 You just need to find a way to get them out of their boxes. Well, how do I do that? 292 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:50,699 They follow the leader. If you can get a couple of the popular kids to sign up, 293 00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:52,409 the rest will fall right in line. 294 00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:55,454 I just want to talk to them. I don't know, dude. 295 00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:58,206 I can't see any of my guys wanting to join the Glee Club. 296 00:15:58,206 --> 00:16:00,709 Last month, they held down one of their teammates, shaved off his eyebrows... 297 00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:02,711 just because he watched Grey's Anatomy. 298 00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:06,423 Look, all I'm looking for is an introduction. Fine. 299 00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:09,593 You gotta put a good word in for me with Emma. 300 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:15,057 - There you go, Cinderella. - Thank you. 301 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:19,645 I have trouble with things like that. The, u m- The messy things. 302 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,688 Yeah. 303 00:16:21,688 --> 00:16:23,857 It's really nice how much you care about Glee. 304 00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:26,068 About the kids. [Bell Rings] 305 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:29,279 If you really care about these kids, you'll leave well enough alone. 306 00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:31,198 Children like to know where they stand. 307 00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:34,159 So let your little Glee kids have their little club. 308 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:37,996 But don't pretend that any of them are something they're not. 309 00:16:37,996 --> 00:16:40,040 [Buzzing] 310 00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:46,755 [Whistle Blows] Circle up! 311 00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:49,132 Now Mr. Schuester is gonna talk to you. 312 00:16:49,132 --> 00:16:53,595 You don't listen, you do laps. You mouth off, you do laps. 313 00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:55,931 Got it? They're all yours, Will. 314 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:58,016 Thanks, Ken. Hey, guys. How you doing? 315 00:16:58,016 --> 00:17:02,604 I think I recognize some of you from Spanish class. But, uh, I'm— 316 00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:05,691 I'm here today to talk to you about something different. Uh, music. 317 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,651 [Chuckles Nervously] 318 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,905 Glee Club needs guys. 319 00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:13,907 I can sing. 320 00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:16,034 Really? That's fantastic. 321 00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:18,453 - You wanna hear? - Yeah. 322 00:17:18,453 --> 00:17:20,455 [Chuckles] 323 00:17:20,455 --> 00:17:21,655 [Cheering] 324 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,506 - [Farts] - [Laughing] 325 00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:32,300 Oh, yeah! 326 00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:36,304 [Mouths Words] Laps. [Chattering] 327 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:41,393 I'm gonna put the sign-up sheet at the door. So if anyone wants to sign up, please— 328 00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:43,687 Thank you. [Whistle Blows] 329 00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:46,106 [Ken] Dismissed! Puck, in my office in five minutes. 330 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:52,112 You been sleeping okay? Your eyes look a little bloodshot. 331 00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:54,698 I got allergies. 332 00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:57,826 Okay, buddy. Thanks again. 333 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:03,373 [Shower Running] 334 00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:06,126 [Will Narrating] I honestly thought that was the end of the very brief... 335 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:08,837 fever dream that was New Directions. 336 00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:13,759 [Boy] ♪ Even as I wander I'm keepin' you in sight ♪ 337 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,261 ♪ You're a candle in the window ♪ 338 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:19,097 ♪ On a cold, dark winter's night ♪ 339 00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:27,063 ♪ And I'm getting closer than I ever thought I might ♪ 340 00:18:27,063 --> 00:18:31,067 [Imitating Drumming] ♪ And I can't fight this feelin' anymore ♪ 341 00:18:31,067 --> 00:18:34,404 I suddenly realized why I had wanted to do this thing in the first place. 342 00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:37,866 ♪ I'd forgotten what I'd started fighting for ♪ 343 00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:41,077 It was seeing the gift in a kid that they didn't even know they had. 344 00:18:41,077 --> 00:18:43,914 ♪ And I can't fight this feelin' anymore ♪ 345 00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:46,875 It was pure talent. 346 00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:49,211 ♪ If I have to crawl upon your floor ♪ 347 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:52,088 ♪ Come crashing through your door ♪ 348 00:18:52,088 --> 00:18:55,926 ♪ Baby, I can't fight this feelin' anymore ♪♪ 349 00:18:55,926 --> 00:19:00,722 What I did then was the blackest moment of my life. 350 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:05,560 You want to tell me how long you've had a drug problem? 351 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,604 I don't even know who the chronic lady is. 352 00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:11,650 Look, if it were up to me, we wouldn't have mandatory biweekly locker checks. 353 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,693 But I've never seen that before, Mr. Schue. I swear. It's not mine! 354 00:19:13,693 --> 00:19:15,862 I'll pee in a cup! 355 00:19:15,862 --> 00:19:18,782 - I'll pee. - Look, it wouldn't make any difference. 356 00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:21,535 Possession is eight-tenths of the law. 357 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:25,539 I'm pretty sure that much pot is a felony. Yeah. 358 00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:27,791 Look, you'll get kicked out of school. 359 00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:29,376 You'll lose your football scholarship. 360 00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:32,379 Wait, I- I had a football scholarship? To-To where? 361 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:35,090 You could land in prison, son. Oh, my God. 362 00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:38,260 Please, don't tell my mom. 363 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:42,514 [Sighs] Look, I see a lot of myself in you, Finn. 364 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:47,018 I know what it's like to struggle to make good life choices. 365 00:19:47,018 --> 00:19:50,438 And I don't want to see you throw away everything you have to offer the world. 366 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,485 I just expected more out of you, Finn. 367 00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:58,488 [Finn Narrating] That really got to me when Mr. Schuester said that. 368 00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:02,367 Because every day of my life, I expect more out of myself. 369 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,369 See, I might look confident and everything. 370 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:08,623 But I really struggle with the same thing other kids do. Peer pressure, backne. 371 00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:16,423 I never knew my dad. He died in Iraq when we were fighting Osama bin Laden the first time. 372 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:20,093 Hold on, hold on. Finn! Finn! Finn! 373 00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:22,095 Please! I'm on the phone. 374 00:20:22,095 --> 00:20:25,098 I just want to trade next Saturday's shift for this Saturday... 375 00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:26,933 because Finn's got a parents' night for Cub Scouts. 376 00:20:26,933 --> 00:20:29,394 [Narrating Continues] My mom and me, we're real close. 377 00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,396 But being a single parent can be hard. 378 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:36,693 The only good time for Mom was when we splurged a little bit and ordered Emerald Dreams. 379 00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:38,737 Darren was good to her. 380 00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:40,989 And he was cool about letting me hang out. 381 00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:47,120 ♪ You make me weep ♪ 382 00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:51,791 ♪ And wanna die ♪ 383 00:20:51,791 --> 00:20:55,879 ♪Just whe n- ♪ That was the first time I really "heard" music. 384 00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:57,881 ♪ You said we'd try ♪ 385 00:20:57,881 --> 00:21:01,134 ♪ Lovin', touchin' ♪ 386 00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:05,847 ♪ Squeezin' ♪ Man, it set my soul on fire. 387 00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:08,266 ♪ Each other ♪ 388 00:21:08,266 --> 00:21:11,186 You got a voice, buddy. 389 00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:15,065 Seriously, if I had that voice, my band would still be together. 390 00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:18,610 Stick with it! 391 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:23,406 My mom took it real hard when Darren left her for that girl he met at Pic 'N' Save. 392 00:21:23,406 --> 00:21:26,117 [Man] ♪ With someone else ♪ 393 00:21:26,117 --> 00:21:30,747 ♪ Lovin', touchin', squeezin' ♪ 394 00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:32,749 [Shouts, Indistinct] 395 00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:35,752 ♪ Each other ♪ 396 00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:39,673 ♪ Now it's your turn, girl to cry ♪ 397 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:42,926 ♪ Na, na, na-na-na-na ♪ 398 00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:47,055 It was at that moment I decided to do whatever it took to make my mom proud of me, 399 00:21:47,055 --> 00:21:49,933 make her feel all her sacrifice was worth it. 400 00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:51,851 [Will] We have two options here. 401 00:21:51,851 --> 00:21:55,480 I'm running detention now, so you can do six weeks after school. 402 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:58,566 But that's gonna remain on your permanent record. 403 00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:02,153 What's the other option, Mr. Schue? 404 00:22:02,153 --> 00:22:04,364 ♪♪ [Piano] 405 00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:09,452 ♪ I got chills They're multiplyin' ♪ 406 00:22:09,452 --> 00:22:13,164 ♪ And I'm losin' control ♪ 407 00:22:13,164 --> 00:22:18,461 ♪ 'Cause the power you're supplyin' ♪ 408 00:22:18,461 --> 00:22:20,171 ♪ It's electrifyin' ♪ 409 00:22:20,171 --> 00:22:22,298 - ♪ You better shape up ♪ - ♪ Doo, doo, doo ♪ 410 00:22:22,298 --> 00:22:25,677 - ♪ 'Cause I need a man ♪ - ♪ Doo, doo, doo ♪ 411 00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:28,972 - ♪ But my heart is set on you ♪ - ♪ And my heart is set on you ♪ 412 00:22:28,972 --> 00:22:33,435 ♪ You better shape up You better understand ♪ 413 00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:36,354 ♪ To my heart I must be true ♪ 414 00:22:36,354 --> 00:22:40,442 - ♪ Nothin' left ♪ - ♪ Nothin' left for me to do ♪ 415 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:44,779 - ♪ You're the one that I want ♪ - ♪ You are the one I want Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey ♪ 416 00:22:44,779 --> 00:22:47,532 - ♪ The one that I want ♪♪ - Oh, hell to the no! 417 00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:50,368 Look, I'm not down with this background singing nonsense! 418 00:22:50,368 --> 00:22:52,829 I'm Beyoncé! I ain't no Kelly Rowland. 419 00:22:52,829 --> 00:22:55,498 Okay, look, Mercedes. It's just one song. 420 00:22:55,498 --> 00:22:57,959 And it's the first time we've been kind of good. 421 00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:02,630 Okay. You're good, white boy. I'll give you that. 422 00:23:02,630 --> 00:23:05,967 But you better bring it. Let's run it again. 423 00:23:05,967 --> 00:23:08,595 All right. Let's do it. From the top. 424 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,641 You usually don't let me in your craft room. 425 00:23:13,641 --> 00:23:16,478 Isn't this fun? And challenging? 426 00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:18,480 Every Wednesday we're gonna have puzzle night... 427 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,983 because I know how important it is for you to have a creative outlet. 428 00:23:21,983 --> 00:23:22,823 [Sighs] 429 00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:27,739 You know, the kids have been working so hard. 430 00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:30,742 I was thinking about taking them on a field trip next Saturday. 431 00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:32,911 Carmel High's performing a showcase down in Akron. 432 00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:35,246 Carmel's gonna be the team to beat at Regionals, 433 00:23:35,246 --> 00:23:38,625 and I was wondering if you might want to come chaperone with me. 434 00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:42,462 On Saturday? Oh, I can't. Oh. 435 00:23:42,462 --> 00:23:45,882 I had to pick up an extra shift at work, Will. We're living paycheck to paycheck. 436 00:23:45,882 --> 00:23:48,927 How much of that paycheck goes to your Pottery Barn credit card? 437 00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:52,055 I don't know what you're talking about. 438 00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:54,474 Don't go in the Christmas closet! 439 00:23:54,474 --> 00:23:57,435 I was looking for my jacket the other day. Come on! 440 00:23:57,435 --> 00:24:01,356 - We cannot afford this stuff, Terri! - But we could, Will! 441 00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:05,318 Yes, I am a shoo-in to be promoted during the Christmas week at Sheets 'N' Things! 442 00:24:05,318 --> 00:24:09,155 I reek of management potential! And they're hiring at H.W. Menken! 443 00:24:09,155 --> 00:24:12,826 My passion is teaching, Terri! For the last time, I don't want to be an accountant! 444 00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:17,247 Dr. Phil said people could change. It's not a bad thing to want a real life, Will. 445 00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:19,791 And to have a glue gun that works! 446 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:27,006 You know, it's really hard for me not having the things that I need. 447 00:24:27,006 --> 00:24:30,593 Oh! And you need three mahogany toilet brush holders? 448 00:24:30,593 --> 00:24:32,720 They're Balinese! 449 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:37,267 It is not a bad thing to want things, Will. 450 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:41,062 I understand your interest in these kids, Will. 451 00:24:41,062 --> 00:24:43,731 I really do. Yeah. 452 00:24:43,731 --> 00:24:46,943 It's your way of recapturing your glory days. 453 00:24:46,943 --> 00:24:49,154 But I'm not the high school cheerleader anymore... 454 00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:51,156 and you are not the golden boy. 455 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:54,409 High school's over for both of us. 456 00:24:55,870 --> 00:24:58,288 It's time that you move on. 457 00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:08,256 [Motor Whirring] 458 00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:46,419 [Chuckling] 459 00:25:46,419 --> 00:25:48,046 [Ken] You're the quarterback! 460 00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:50,715 Coach, it's temporary— No! I don't want to hear it! 461 00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:53,426 You make a decision. Either you’re a football player or you're a singer! 462 00:25:55,763 --> 00:25:58,097 Hey, what's going on? 463 00:25:58,097 --> 00:26:01,351 Oh, it's— I jus t- I have to miss practice Saturday afternoon. 464 00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:05,355 It's, uh, my mom. I gotta help her cook and, uh, do things. 465 00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:06,355 Why? 466 00:26:07,441 --> 00:26:09,359 She just had, uh, surgery. 467 00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:11,361 What kind of surgery? 468 00:26:11,361 --> 00:26:15,073 Uh, well, she, uh, had to have her prostate out. 469 00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:17,075 Man, that's a tough break. 470 00:26:17,075 --> 00:26:19,160 Yeah. It's, uh, engorged. 471 00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:23,623 You think this is hard? I'm living with hepatitis. That's hard! 472 00:26:25,793 --> 00:26:28,544 You stole my quarterback. 473 00:26:28,544 --> 00:26:31,714 Okay, look, Finn's got a great voice. 474 00:26:31,714 --> 00:26:33,675 He just wants to express himself. 475 00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:37,428 You're screwing up my life. Okay, Ken? You hate football. 476 00:26:37,428 --> 00:26:39,639 What's this really about? [Bell Ringing] 477 00:26:41,475 --> 00:26:43,184 Hey, M&M. 478 00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:46,688 So, I got tickets to monster trucks this weekend. 479 00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:49,691 Loge tickets. No, thanks. Not my thing. 480 00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:53,611 Truckzilla vs. Truckosaurus. And get this— the trucks breathe fire. 481 00:26:53,611 --> 00:26:57,490 Ken, look, you know how every time you ask me out, I tell you I'm on my period? 482 00:26:57,490 --> 00:27:00,660 Which doesn't bother me. Or I tell you I'm suffering from cluster headaches. 483 00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:02,745 Or I'm allergic to nighttime. 484 00:27:02,745 --> 00:27:04,831 Those things? Not really true. 485 00:27:04,831 --> 00:27:07,667 I'm just not interested in dating you— Shh. 486 00:27:09,211 --> 00:27:12,297 How do I get you... into my hatchback? 487 00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:15,341 Okay, Ken, fine. Make me say it. I like somebody else. 488 00:27:15,341 --> 00:27:19,887 Nothing I can do about it because they're unavailable, so I have to deal with that, but- 489 00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:23,224 [Gasps] 490 00:27:23,224 --> 00:27:25,101 [Bell Rings] 491 00:27:25,101 --> 00:27:27,603 You're right. I'm overreacting. 492 00:27:27,603 --> 00:27:30,148 - The herd will take care of it. - The herd? 493 00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:31,983 The student body. 494 00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:35,903 The second someone tries to rise above, be different, herd pulls 'em back in. 495 00:27:35,903 --> 00:27:38,239 So- Oh, and by the way, 496 00:27:38,239 --> 00:27:41,826 thanks for putting a good word in for me with Emma, buddy. 497 00:27:41,826 --> 00:27:44,746 I guess you just want her for yourself, huh? 498 00:27:46,248 --> 00:27:48,624 Adios, amigo. 499 00:27:53,756 --> 00:27:56,215 You're very talented. Really? 500 00:27:56,215 --> 00:27:58,217 Yeah. 501 00:27:58,217 --> 00:28:01,095 I would know. I'm very talented too. 502 00:28:02,473 --> 00:28:05,600 I think the rest of the team expects us to become an item. 503 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,602 You, the hot male lead, 504 00:28:07,602 --> 00:28:11,356 and me, the stunning young ingenue everyone roots for. 505 00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:14,233 Well, I, uh, have a girlfriend. 506 00:28:14,233 --> 00:28:16,736 Really? Who? 507 00:28:16,736 --> 00:28:18,738 Quinn Fabray. 508 00:28:18,738 --> 00:28:20,740 Cheerleader Quinn Fabray? 509 00:28:20,740 --> 00:28:22,909 The president of the celibacy club? 510 00:28:32,503 --> 00:28:34,170 Wait. 511 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:39,967 Let's pray. 512 00:28:39,967 --> 00:28:42,720 [Female Singer] ♪ Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no ♪ 513 00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:46,265 For almost four months now. She's cool. 514 00:28:46,265 --> 00:28:49,519 I wonder if they have Sour Patch Kids. 515 00:28:50,813 --> 00:28:53,815 Those kielbasas look like they've been there a while. 516 00:28:53,815 --> 00:28:56,776 Do you want to go halfsies on a P.B. and J.? 517 00:28:56,776 --> 00:28:58,528 That sounds perfect. Yeah? 518 00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:00,238 Yeah. Let's go. 519 00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:02,156 Sorry. Excuse me. 520 00:29:02,156 --> 00:29:06,494 I haven't had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in... a really long time. 521 00:29:06,494 --> 00:29:08,913 Really? Yeah. My wife's allergic to nuts. 522 00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:11,999 Oh. Oh. Well, that's really sweet though. 523 00:29:11,999 --> 00:29:13,960 Not eating something because she can't. 524 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,628 Oh. Yeah. It's very nice. 525 00:29:15,628 --> 00:29:17,588 [Foil Crinkling] Oh, that's really noisy. 526 00:29:17,588 --> 00:29:19,340 But they're clean. [Laughs] 527 00:29:19,340 --> 00:29:21,134 Oh, my gosh. There you go. 528 00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:22,802 How, um- Mmm. 529 00:29:22,802 --> 00:29:24,595 How long have you two been married? 530 00:29:24,595 --> 00:29:26,305 Mmm, five years last March. 531 00:29:26,305 --> 00:29:27,974 Really? Mmm. Yeah. 532 00:29:27,974 --> 00:29:29,976 But we've been together since high school. 533 00:29:29,976 --> 00:29:31,978 She was my first girlfriend, actually. 534 00:29:31,978 --> 00:29:33,980 Was it love at first sight? 535 00:29:33,980 --> 00:29:35,940 For me it was. 536 00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:39,652 I don't know. She used to be filled with so much joy. 537 00:29:39,652 --> 00:29:42,155 And now? [Bell Dinging] 538 00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:44,907 Ah, showtime. [Chuckles] 539 00:29:44,907 --> 00:29:47,952 You don't want to hear about my marital problems. No, I do. 540 00:29:47,952 --> 00:29:52,081 I do— I'd love to hear— You— I'm not happy that you have marital problems. 541 00:29:52,081 --> 00:29:55,585 People talk to me a lot because I'm a guidance counselor. Okay, here's the thing. 542 00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:58,629 Terri rides me hard, and I've always appreciated it. Mm-hmm. 543 00:29:58,629 --> 00:30:01,632 I figure she just wants me to be better, you know? 544 00:30:01,632 --> 00:30:04,635 But lately, though, I keep asking myself, better at what? 545 00:30:04,635 --> 00:30:07,638 Making money? Being upwardly mobile? Thank you. 546 00:30:07,638 --> 00:30:10,600 [Sighs] I don't know. I love her. Don't get me wrong. 547 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,644 But we just gotta get back on the same page. Did you like the sandwich? 548 00:30:13,644 --> 00:30:16,230 Oh, my God. It's, like, the best I've ever had. 549 00:30:16,230 --> 00:30:19,400 Hey, guys. So this is supposed to be our "competition." 550 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,487 But I honestly don't think that they've got the talent that we've got. 551 00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:25,406 But let's be a good audience. Give them some of that old McKinley High respect. 552 00:30:25,406 --> 00:30:27,700 [Announcer] Please give a warm Buckeye State welcome... 553 00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:33,414 to last year's regional champion, Vocal Adrenaline! 554 00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:42,632 ♪ Ohio ♪ 555 00:30:42,632 --> 00:30:44,967 ♪ Ohio ♪ 556 00:30:44,967 --> 00:30:46,407 ♪ Ohio ♪ 557 00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:53,100 ♪ They tried to make me go to rehab ♪ 558 00:30:53,100 --> 00:30:56,771 ♪ But I said no, no, no ♪ 559 00:30:56,771 --> 00:30:59,607 ♪ Yes, I've been black but when I come back ♪ 560 00:30:59,607 --> 00:31:01,275 ♪ You'll know, know, know ♪ 561 00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:05,363 ♪ I ain't got the time ♪ 562 00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:08,449 ♪ And if my daddy thinks I'm fine ♪ 563 00:31:08,449 --> 00:31:10,368 ♪ He'll try to make me go to rehab ♪ 564 00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:13,162 - [Audience Cheering] - ♪ But I won't go, go, go ♪ 565 00:31:14,665 --> 00:31:16,832 ♪ I'd rather be at home ♪ 566 00:31:16,832 --> 00:31:20,294 ♪ With Ray ♪ ♪ With Ray ♪ 567 00:31:21,171 --> 00:31:24,090 ♪ I ain't got 70 days ♪ 568 00:31:25,926 --> 00:31:27,885 ♪ 'Cause there's nothin' ♪ ♪ Nothin' ♪ 569 00:31:27,885 --> 00:31:30,179 ♪ Nothin' you can teach me ♪ 570 00:31:30,179 --> 00:31:32,390 ♪ Ah-ah-ahhh ♪ 571 00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:34,016 ♪ That I can't learn ♪ ♪ I can't learn ♪ 572 00:31:34,016 --> 00:31:36,477 ♪ From Mr. Hathaway ♪ 573 00:31:36,477 --> 00:31:38,771 ♪ Yeah, yeah-eah ♪ 574 00:31:38,771 --> 00:31:41,649 ♪ I didn't get a lot in class ♪ 575 00:31:41,649 --> 00:31:43,651 [Audience Cheering] 576 00:31:43,651 --> 00:31:47,113 ♪ But I know it don't come ♪ ♪ Don't come ♪ 577 00:31:47,113 --> 00:31:50,575 ♪ In a shot glass ♪ 578 00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:52,785 ♪ They tried to make me go to rehab ♪ 579 00:31:52,785 --> 00:31:55,788 ♪ But I said no, no, no ♪ 580 00:31:55,788 --> 00:31:59,166 ♪ Yes, I been black but when I come back ♪ 581 00:31:59,166 --> 00:32:01,210 ♪ You'll know, know, know ♪ 582 00:32:02,337 --> 00:32:04,964 ♪ I ain't got the time ♪ ♪ No time ♪ 583 00:32:04,964 --> 00:32:07,758 ♪ And if my daddy thinks I'm fine ♪ 584 00:32:07,758 --> 00:32:09,677 ♪ He'll try to make me go to rehab ♪ 585 00:32:09,677 --> 00:32:13,514 ♪ But I won't go, go, go ♪♪ 586 00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:22,023 We're d-d-doomed. 587 00:32:24,234 --> 00:32:27,737 ♪♪ [Steel Drums] 588 00:32:32,242 --> 00:32:35,244 ♪♪ [Continues] 589 00:32:40,167 --> 00:32:43,419 Chicks don't have prostates. 590 00:32:43,419 --> 00:32:46,005 I looked it up. You broke the rules. 591 00:32:46,005 --> 00:32:48,382 For that, you must be punished. 592 00:32:50,344 --> 00:32:52,053 Wait, wait, wait. 593 00:32:52,053 --> 00:32:54,555 Wait, y-you've got the power here. 594 00:32:54,555 --> 00:32:56,349 Y-You don't have to do this! 595 00:32:56,349 --> 00:32:58,059 [Chambers Clicking] 596 00:33:06,902 --> 00:33:08,903 There's my baby. 597 00:33:10,238 --> 00:33:12,490 Wow, honey. 598 00:33:12,490 --> 00:33:15,034 This is amazing. What- What's the congratulations for? 599 00:33:15,034 --> 00:33:17,119 The kids haven't won anything yet. 600 00:33:19,206 --> 00:33:21,165 I'm pregnant. 601 00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:23,584 [Chuckles] 602 00:33:24,711 --> 00:33:26,420 Really? Yeah! 603 00:33:26,420 --> 00:33:28,589 Terri, don't mess with me. 604 00:33:28,589 --> 00:33:30,591 Oh, my God. This is amazing! 605 00:33:30,591 --> 00:33:32,510 We're gonna be a family. 606 00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:35,012 Oh, my God! [Both Laughing] 607 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,143 Oh, I can't believe it. 608 00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:50,277 You're leaving us? When? 609 00:33:50,277 --> 00:33:52,905 I've given my two-weeks notice. 610 00:33:52,905 --> 00:33:55,866 But I promise I'm gonna find you guys a great replacement before I go. 611 00:33:55,866 --> 00:34:00,037 Is this 'cause those Carmel kids were so good? Because we can work harder. 612 00:34:00,037 --> 00:34:04,166 This isn't fair, Mr. Schuester. We can't do this without you. 613 00:34:04,166 --> 00:34:08,421 So does that mean that I don't have to be in the club anymore, or- 614 00:34:09,923 --> 00:34:11,674 Look, this isn't about you guys. 615 00:34:11,674 --> 00:34:15,636 Being an adult is about having to make difficult choices. 616 00:34:15,636 --> 00:34:17,638 It's not like high school. 617 00:34:17,638 --> 00:34:21,100 Sometimes you have to give up the things that you love. 618 00:34:22,519 --> 00:34:25,354 One day you guys are gonna grow up and understand that. 619 00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:31,360 I have... loved being your teacher. 620 00:35:23,580 --> 00:35:25,498 ♪ All my bags are packed ♪ 621 00:35:25,498 --> 00:35:27,374 ♪ I'm ready to go ♪ 622 00:35:27,374 --> 00:35:29,251 ♪ I'm standing here ♪ 623 00:35:29,251 --> 00:35:31,170 ♪ Outside your door ♪ 624 00:35:31,170 --> 00:35:33,881 ♪ I hate to wake you up ♪ 625 00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:38,010 ♪ To say good-bye ♪ 626 00:35:38,929 --> 00:35:40,971 ♪ But the dawn is breakin' ♪ 627 00:35:40,971 --> 00:35:43,098 ♪ It's early morn ♪ 628 00:35:43,098 --> 00:35:44,809 ♪ A taxi's waiting ♪ 629 00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:46,685 ♪ He's blowing his horn ♪ 630 00:35:46,685 --> 00:35:49,980 ♪ Already I'm so lonesome ♪ 631 00:35:49,980 --> 00:35:53,901 ♪ I could die ♪ 632 00:35:53,901 --> 00:35:56,237 ♪ So kiss me ♪ 633 00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:59,865 ♪ And smile for me ♪ 634 00:35:59,865 --> 00:36:02,409 ♪ Tell me that you'll wait for me ♪ 635 00:36:02,409 --> 00:36:05,746 ♪ Hold me like you'll never ♪ 636 00:36:05,746 --> 00:36:06,596 ♪ Let me go ♪ 637 00:36:10,252 --> 00:36:12,753 ♪ 'Cause I'm leaving ♪ 638 00:36:12,753 --> 00:36:15,464 ♪ On a jet plane ♪ 639 00:36:15,464 --> 00:36:19,760 ♪ Don't know when I'll be back again ♪ 640 00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:21,637 ♪ Oh, babe ♪ 641 00:36:21,637 --> 00:36:26,100 ♪ I hate to go ♪ 642 00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:28,853 ♪ But I'm leaving ♪ 643 00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:31,981 ♪ On a jet plane ♪ 644 00:36:31,981 --> 00:36:35,943 ♪ Don't know when I'll be back again ♪ 645 00:36:35,943 --> 00:36:39,280 ♪ Oh, babe ♪ 646 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:42,408 ♪ I hate to go ♪♪ I heard he's having a baby. 647 00:36:42,408 --> 00:36:45,119 That's why he gave Figgins his notice. 648 00:36:45,119 --> 00:36:47,204 Really? 649 00:36:53,295 --> 00:36:56,297 ♪♪ [Ends] 650 00:36:59,009 --> 00:37:01,468 [Exhales] 651 00:37:05,682 --> 00:37:07,600 [Bell Ringing] 652 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,351 [Sighs] 653 00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:14,148 Need help grading those papers? 654 00:37:14,148 --> 00:37:17,985 It's actually an application for H.W. Menken. They're hiring. 655 00:37:19,446 --> 00:37:22,197 Come on. Accounting is sexy. 656 00:37:26,995 --> 00:37:28,913 I'll miss you. 657 00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:31,665 Before you leave, can you do me a favor? Yeah. 658 00:37:31,665 --> 00:37:35,210 I made an appointment for you tomorrow... in the career center. 659 00:37:35,210 --> 00:37:37,838 [Chuckles] You need some guidance. 660 00:37:37,838 --> 00:37:39,882 I'm having a kid, Emma. 661 00:37:39,882 --> 00:37:41,926 What I need is better benefits. 662 00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:44,553 Just come, Will, for me. 663 00:37:51,895 --> 00:37:55,356 Didn't see you at Glee Club today. Is that still happening? 664 00:37:55,356 --> 00:37:56,982 I've taken over. Oh. 665 00:37:56,982 --> 00:37:59,568 I'm interim director, but I expect the position will become permanent. 666 00:37:59,568 --> 00:38:01,820 - Hi, Finn. RuPaul. - Hey. 667 00:38:01,820 --> 00:38:05,074 - What are you doing talking to her? - Oh- 668 00:38:05,074 --> 00:38:08,786 Science project. We're partners. 669 00:38:08,786 --> 00:38:10,871 Christ Crusaders tonight at 5:00, my house. 670 00:38:10,871 --> 00:38:13,040 Sounds great. 671 00:38:14,042 --> 00:38:17,169 [Sighs] Look, I should go. 672 00:38:17,169 --> 00:38:19,296 I can't do Glee anymore. It conflicts with- 673 00:38:19,296 --> 00:38:21,340 Your reputation? 674 00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:24,259 You've really got something, Finn, and you're throwing it away. 675 00:38:24,259 --> 00:38:27,721 I-I'm gonna be late. You can't keep worrying about what people think. 676 00:38:28,723 --> 00:38:30,724 You're better than all of them. 677 00:38:36,481 --> 00:38:39,775 [Grunts] What do you want me to do, apologize? 678 00:38:39,775 --> 00:38:41,860 That's not me, dude. 679 00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:47,700 Look, if I joined the flag team, you'd beat the crap out of me. 680 00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:49,785 I just don't understand why you did it. 681 00:38:49,785 --> 00:38:53,330 Schuester told me he'd give me enough extra credit to pass Spanish if I joined the club. 682 00:38:53,330 --> 00:38:56,709 I didn't have a choice. If I failed another class, I'd be off the team. 683 00:38:56,709 --> 00:39:00,504 Look, it's over. Okay? I quit. Anything else? 684 00:39:00,504 --> 00:39:02,506 No, that's it. 685 00:39:02,506 --> 00:39:07,011 And as a welcome back to the world of the normal, I got you a present. 686 00:39:07,011 --> 00:39:10,764 [Gasping] What's that noise? 687 00:39:11,891 --> 00:39:14,435 Oh, God! Help! Help! 688 00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:16,937 - Help! - Is someone in there? 689 00:39:16,937 --> 00:39:20,190 We got that wheelchair kid inside. We're gonna flip it. 690 00:39:20,190 --> 00:39:21,942 [Laughing] Isn't that kind of dangerous? 691 00:39:21,942 --> 00:39:23,819 He's already in a wheelchair. 692 00:39:23,819 --> 00:39:26,488 Come on, dude. We saved you the first roll. 693 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,618 - [Panting] - Oh! 694 00:39:31,618 --> 00:39:34,079 [Grunts] Thank you. Thank you so much. 695 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:37,791 Thank you. Oh, my God. The smell. 696 00:39:37,791 --> 00:39:41,003 What the hell, dude? I can't believe you're helping out this loser. 697 00:39:41,003 --> 00:39:44,798 Don't you get it, man? We're all losers. 698 00:39:44,798 --> 00:39:46,675 Everyone in this school. 699 00:39:46,675 --> 00:39:49,428 Hell, everyone in this town. 700 00:39:49,428 --> 00:39:52,514 Out of all the kids who graduate, maybe half will go to college. 701 00:39:52,514 --> 00:39:55,225 And— And two will leave the state to do it. 702 00:39:55,225 --> 00:39:59,521 I'm not afraid of being called a loser, 'cause I can accept that that's what I am. 703 00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:03,233 But I am afraid of turning my back on something... 704 00:40:03,233 --> 00:40:06,153 that actually made me happy for the first time in my sorry life. 705 00:40:06,153 --> 00:40:09,281 So, what? Are you quitting to join Homo Explosion? 706 00:40:09,281 --> 00:40:11,825 No. I'm doing both. [Boys Chuckling] 707 00:40:11,825 --> 00:40:14,995 'Cause you can't win without me, and neither can they. 708 00:40:14,995 --> 00:40:16,497 [Hisses] 709 00:40:18,208 --> 00:40:21,043 [Man Shouting] 710 00:40:21,043 --> 00:40:24,171 [Boy] Go, go! [Man] Track, track, track, Ronnie. 711 00:40:24,171 --> 00:40:29,134 [Man On Radio] ♪ Shadows searching in the nights ♪ 712 00:40:30,595 --> 00:40:34,556 ♪ Streetlights people ♪ 713 00:40:34,556 --> 00:40:37,684 ♪ Living just to find emotion ♪ 714 00:40:37,684 --> 00:40:41,605 ♪ Hiding somewhere ♪ 715 00:40:41,605 --> 00:40:46,693 ♪ In the night ♪♪ 716 00:40:47,987 --> 00:40:49,905 Look, you guys. These steps are not hard. 717 00:40:49,905 --> 00:40:51,782 I've been doing them since preschool. 718 00:40:51,782 --> 00:40:54,576 I'm sorry. Did I miss the election for queen? Because I didn't vote for you. 719 00:40:54,576 --> 00:40:58,664 I know what I'm talking about. I won my first dance competition when I was three months old! 720 00:40:58,664 --> 00:41:04,378 - This is a closed rehearsal. - Look, I owe you guys an apology. 721 00:41:05,421 --> 00:41:07,756 I never should've quit. 722 00:41:07,756 --> 00:41:11,135 I don't want to be the guy that just drives around throwing eggs at people. 723 00:41:11,135 --> 00:41:14,221 - That was you? - You and your friends threw pee balloons at me. 724 00:41:14,221 --> 00:41:16,557 - I know. - You nailed all my lawn furniture to my roof. 725 00:41:16,557 --> 00:41:19,685 I wasn't actually there for that, but I'm really sorry. 726 00:41:19,685 --> 00:41:23,021 Look, that isn't who I am, and I'm tired of it. 727 00:41:23,021 --> 00:41:26,066 This is what I want to be doing, with you guys. 728 00:41:26,066 --> 00:41:29,444 I used to think that this was, like, the lamest thing on earth, 729 00:41:29,444 --> 00:41:31,655 and maybe it is. 730 00:41:31,655 --> 00:41:34,324 But we're all here for the same reason- 731 00:41:34,324 --> 00:41:36,785 'cause we want to be good at something. 732 00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:41,039 Artie, you play guitar, right? 733 00:41:41,039 --> 00:41:44,251 - Think you could recruit the jazz band? - I do have pull there. 734 00:41:44,251 --> 00:41:46,253 All right. 735 00:41:46,253 --> 00:41:49,756 Mercedes, we need new costumes, and they have got to be cool. Can you do that? 736 00:41:49,756 --> 00:41:52,050 Damn! Don't you see what I've got on? 737 00:41:52,050 --> 00:41:54,928 Rachel, you can do choreography. 738 00:41:55,972 --> 00:41:57,848 Tina, what are you good at? 739 00:41:57,848 --> 00:42:00,809 - U h- Uh- - We'll figure something out for you. 740 00:42:00,809 --> 00:42:03,312 And what are you bringing to the table, Justin Timberlake? 741 00:42:04,939 --> 00:42:06,857 I've got the music. 742 00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,782 I want to show you something. 743 00:42:17,994 --> 00:42:19,995 I did a little research. 744 00:42:21,623 --> 00:42:26,418 And this is a tape I found in the library of the '93 team at Nationals. 745 00:42:26,418 --> 00:42:28,670 ♪♪ [Disco] [Group] Let's dance! 746 00:42:33,927 --> 00:42:36,720 ♪ Ah, that's the way Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪ Do you know who that is? 747 00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:38,597 ♪ I like it Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪ 748 00:42:38,597 --> 00:42:40,974 ♪ That's the way Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪ That's you, Will. 749 00:42:40,974 --> 00:42:43,727 ♪ I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh When you take me by the hand ♪ 750 00:42:43,727 --> 00:42:46,146 That's you happier than I've ever seen you. 751 00:42:46,146 --> 00:42:48,065 ♪ And tell me I'm your loving man ♪♪ 752 00:42:48,065 --> 00:42:50,859 That was the greatest moment of my life. 753 00:42:50,859 --> 00:42:54,571 - Why? - Because I loved what I was doing. 754 00:42:54,571 --> 00:42:58,825 Yeah, I knew before we were halfway through with that number that we were gonna win. 755 00:43:00,995 --> 00:43:03,997 [Chuckling] 756 00:43:03,997 --> 00:43:07,584 And being a part of that, in that moment, 757 00:43:10,546 --> 00:43:12,547 I knew who I was in the world. 758 00:43:16,177 --> 00:43:19,930 [Chuckles, Shaky Breathing] 759 00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:24,309 And the only time I felt— I felt that way since then... 760 00:43:24,309 --> 00:43:27,354 was when Terri told me I was gonna be a father. 761 00:43:31,818 --> 00:43:35,404 No. No. I need to provide for my family. 762 00:43:35,404 --> 00:43:37,781 But provide what exactly? 763 00:43:37,781 --> 00:43:40,909 The understanding that money is the most important thing? 764 00:43:40,909 --> 00:43:44,788 Or the idea that the only life worth living... 765 00:43:44,788 --> 00:43:47,541 is one that you're really passionate about, Will? 766 00:43:58,428 --> 00:44:01,221 ♪♪ [Group Vocalizing] 767 00:44:01,221 --> 00:44:01,430 ♪♪ [Group Vocalizing] 768 00:44:04,309 --> 00:44:07,561 ♪♪ [Continues] 769 00:44:11,691 --> 00:44:15,736 ♪♪ [Vocalizing] 770 00:44:21,075 --> 00:44:24,161 ♪Just a small town girl ♪ 771 00:44:24,161 --> 00:44:28,415 ♪ Living in a lonely world ♪ 772 00:44:28,415 --> 00:44:30,542 ♪ She took the midnight train ♪ 773 00:44:30,542 --> 00:44:34,087 ♪ Going anywhere ♪ 774 00:44:36,549 --> 00:44:39,926 ♪Just a city boy ♪ 775 00:44:39,926 --> 00:44:43,972 ♪ Born and raised in south Detroit ♪ 776 00:44:43,972 --> 00:44:46,892 ♪ He took the midnight train ♪ 777 00:44:46,892 --> 00:44:50,270 ♪ Going anywhere ♪ 778 00:44:57,945 --> 00:44:59,321 ♪ Da-da ♪ 779 00:44:59,321 --> 00:45:03,241 ♪ A singer in a smoky room ♪ 780 00:45:03,241 --> 00:45:06,119 ♪ A smell of wine and cheap perfume ♪ 781 00:45:06,119 --> 00:45:09,539 ♪ For a smile they can share the night ♪ 782 00:45:09,539 --> 00:45:14,044 ♪ It goes on and on and on and on ♪ 783 00:45:14,044 --> 00:45:17,589 ♪ Strangers waiting ♪ 784 00:45:17,589 --> 00:45:21,218 ♪ Da-da ♪ ♪ Up and down the boulevard ♪ 785 00:45:21,218 --> 00:45:24,805 ♪ Their shadows searching ♪ 786 00:45:24,805 --> 00:45:27,641 ♪ In the night ♪ 787 00:45:27,641 --> 00:45:29,309 ♪ Da-da ♪ 788 00:45:29,309 --> 00:45:33,522 ♪ Streetlight people ♪ 789 00:45:33,522 --> 00:45:37,150 ♪ Living just to find emotion ♪ 790 00:45:37,150 --> 00:45:41,154 ♪ Hiding somewhere ♪ 791 00:45:41,154 --> 00:45:45,075 ♪ In the night ♪ 792 00:45:45,075 --> 00:45:47,661 ♪♪ [Vocalizing] 793 00:45:53,251 --> 00:45:55,919 ♪ Working hard to get my fill ♪ 794 00:45:55,919 --> 00:45:57,379 ♪ Da-da-da ♪ 795 00:45:57,379 --> 00:46:00,966 ♪ Everybody wants a thrill ♪ 796 00:46:00,966 --> 00:46:03,885 ♪ Payin' anything to roll the dice ♪ 797 00:46:03,885 --> 00:46:08,432 ♪Just one more time ♪ 798 00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:10,434 ♪ Some will win ♪ 799 00:46:10,434 --> 00:46:12,978 [Together] ♪ Some will lose ♪ 800 00:46:12,978 --> 00:46:16,231 ♪ Some will only sing the blues ♪ 801 00:46:16,231 --> 00:46:19,234 ♪ And now the movie never ends ♪ 802 00:46:19,234 --> 00:46:23,905 ♪ It goes on and on and on and on ♪ 803 00:46:23,905 --> 00:46:26,408 ♪♪ [Vocalizing] 804 00:46:31,539 --> 00:46:36,501 ♪ Don't stop believing ♪ 805 00:46:36,501 --> 00:46:39,129 ♪ Hold on to that feeling ♪ 806 00:46:39,129 --> 00:46:44,092 ♪ Streetlight people Oh-oh-oh ♪ 807 00:46:44,092 --> 00:46:46,928 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 808 00:46:46,928 --> 00:46:50,724 ♪ Don't stop believing ♪ 809 00:46:51,601 --> 00:46:54,519 ♪ Hold on to that feeling ♪ 810 00:46:54,519 --> 00:46:59,816 ♪ Streetlight people Oh-oh-oh ♪ 811 00:46:59,816 --> 00:47:02,486 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 812 00:47:02,486 --> 00:47:04,946 ♪ Don't stop ♪♪ 813 00:47:09,035 --> 00:47:11,995 Good, guys. It's a nine. 814 00:47:11,995 --> 00:47:15,207 We need a 10. Rachel, you need to hit the ones and the fives. 815 00:47:15,207 --> 00:47:18,168 Finn, I think if we worked on it, you could hit a high "B." 816 00:47:18,168 --> 00:47:20,128 So does this mean you're staying? 817 00:47:21,923 --> 00:47:25,091 It would kill me to see you win Nationals without me. 818 00:47:26,511 --> 00:47:28,220 From the top. 819 00:47:28,220 --> 00:47:31,556 ♪♪ [Vocalizing] 820 00:47:31,556 --> 00:47:36,603 ♪♪ [Harmonic Vocalizing] 821 00:47:53,329 --> 00:47:54,955 ♪♪ [Ends] 822 00:48:03,172 --> 00:48:04,172 English - US - PSDH