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When did you start cooking,
terri?
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Oh, it's just
hamburger casserole.
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Look out for bones.
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I'm sorry. i, um...
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I can't hold it in any longer.
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Um...
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Mom, dad.
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Terri's pregnant.
what?
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It's a boy.
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Oh!
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Our first grandbaby!
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Oh, that's fantastic.
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Thank you, yeah.
sweetheart. honey?
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Yeah?
i thought we weren't
going to tell anybody yet.
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Oh your secret is safe
with me. i spent six months
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In the hanoi hilton,
never said a word.
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Am i right, doodle?
that's right, honey.
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oh.
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Yeah, we're going to turn the
craft room into the nursery.
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show me!
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Okay.
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I'm really happy for you, son.
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Tell you the truth,
i'm terrified.
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I don't know how to do this.
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No one does.
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Look at me. i was a mess.
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I worked all the
time, traveling.
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I was too strict.
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Okay, you're
not instilling
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With a great deal
of confidence here, dad.
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I mean, i'm already up
all night thinking about this.
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That's my fault--
the confidence thing.
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Boys learn that
from their fathers.
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I started at zuckerman
and zuckerman in college.
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I needed some extra cash.
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I was saving up...
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...for law school.
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But i never went.
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I never even applied.
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Didn't have the balls.
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So, i settled
for insurance.
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I mean, who was i
to become a lawyer?
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You would have
been a great one.
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You're the smartest
guy i know.
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It's not about brains, son.
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Being a good father--
hell, being a man--
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Is all about one thing:
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Guts.
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And you've got about six months
to figure out if you have any.
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five, six,
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Seven, eight. step and step.
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Step and step.
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And turn it around.
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Down and up.
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And hit, hit...
down... hit...
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Can we stop, please?
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You don't have to ask me
every time for permission to go
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To the bathroom, rachel.
you can just go.
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It's not my bladder.
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It's the choreography.
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Okay, what's wrong
with the choreography?
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It sucks.
it's completely
unoriginal.
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Are you guys going to get
shunned for talking to me?
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Sweetie, we're a team now.
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But you've got to do something
about mr. shue's dance routines.
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We can't compete with vocal
adrenaline with these steps.
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You're a great
vocal coach, mr. shue,
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But you're not a...
a trained choreographer.
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That's what we need
to be the best.
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We need dakota stanley.
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He's the best show choir
choreographer in the midwest.
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We works
with vocal adrenaline.
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You can't take regionals
without him.
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He was the understudy
to the candelabra
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in beauty and the
beast on broadway.
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Just because he understudied
doesn't mean he ever performed.
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Did you ever perform,
mr. schuester?
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After high school.
did you even try?
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i wanted to.
that was my dream, you know?
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I-i just never had...
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The guts?
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They say it takes more certainty
than talent to be a star.
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I mean, look at, um...
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Look at john stamos.
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I don't know.
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I guess i'm also just nervous
about being a dad.
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You know, i want my kid
to be proud of me.
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I want to set a good
example, you know?
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I... i hope it's cool--
me unloading on you like this.
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I don't want there
to be any awkwardness.
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Oh, no. no, none at all.
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I mean, you know,
especially since
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We're, um, we're both
in relationships now.
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It's both of us.
right.
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I'm in a relationship.
you're in a relationship.
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Exactly, yeah.
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How's it going with ken?
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Great. it's great.
it's wonderful.
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I mean, you know,
he's-he's flawed,
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But he-he knows who he is,
and that's-that's great
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And there really is
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Nothing sexier in a man
than confidence, you know?
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AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back
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Sandy!
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I thought you weren't
allowed d wed on campus.
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No, william. i'm not allowed
within 50 feet of children.
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Besides,
henri and i go way back.
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I got him a job before
we even had a shop class.
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I told figgins that you
are going to have a school
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Full of nancies
unless you get some hot wood
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In those teenagers' hands.
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Here comes henri.
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Ah, shoot.
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Terri was supposed
to bring a cake.
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I'm back.
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henri had a little problem
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with over-the-counter
cough medicine.
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he ended up cutting off
his thumbs.
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it was a real tragedy.
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I'll never hitchhike
across europe.
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That was a dream, man.
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Where's terri?
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Doing inventory.
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I can't count higher than 30.
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You know,
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This is nice. i can't
remember the last time
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I just hung out
with the guys,
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Really talked about
our feelings.
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Want to know what i'm feeling?
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I live at the ymca. i only
have one pair of long pants.
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Oh, please. my life is a
disaster with no creative outlet
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other than writing my desperate
housewives fan fiction.
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I'm afraid of my vacuum.
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I know how you guys feel.
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I apparently don't
know how to dance.
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I don't have thumbs.
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Uh....
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Sorry.
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for he's a jolly good fellow
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for he's a jolly good fellow
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for he's
a jolly good fellow
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that nobody can deny.
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Hey, that was
pretty good.
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this is how we do it...
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two weeks ago, i would have
agreed that four grown men
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rehearsing a capella hip-hop
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in my living room
was embarrassing.
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but busting out some white-hot
new jack swing...
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i'll tell u,
i've never felt more confident.
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testotertones.
...was more manly.
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and then we heard a single word
leave howard's lips,
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and we knew we had our name.
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Acafellas.
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yo, we made it,
it feels so good
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I'm ready for my close-up,
mr. demille.
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Sandy, we voted. when you're
in the group, it's creepy.
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Wait. i...
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this is how we do it
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this is how we do it.
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Will!
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If i don't get some sleep,
i could miscarry.
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I'm sorry, terri.
i'll be right in.
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I hope so.
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being in a boy band did wonders
for our love life.
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seeing me feel so good
about myself
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made my wife more attracted
to me in every way.
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it was amazing. i mean, we
started doing it once a week.
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it was like she was trying
to make a twin.
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He's not coming.
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What happened?
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They're my famous sugar cookies.
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I bake them for the poor
during christmastime,
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But i whipped up a special batch
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Just for you.
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I wanted to say how sorry
i was for what i said.
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Don't be. you were right.
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You know, the truth is, rachel,
if you weren't so hard on me,
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I never would have had the guts
to start acafellas.
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But we need you, mr. shue.
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You've missed six rehearsals
in the past couple of weeks,
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And when you're there,
you're not really there.
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Which is why i think you should
go ahead and hire montana.
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Dakota.
whatever.
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You know,
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I'll still be there to help
you guys sing and stuff,
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But, uh, i just don't have time
for all of it anymore.
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Of course he doesn't want
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Anything to do with us after
you kicked him in the nads.
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Then why did he thank me?
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The goal is to win.
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And now that
mr. schuester has agreed
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To let us hire dakota stanley,
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We can.
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But he doesn't want us to.
he just doesn't have
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The confidence to
coach us anymore.
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Guys are real sensitive when
it comes to this kind of stuff.
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And that's my fault?
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Do you see anyone else in here
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With a plate
of "i'm sorry" cookies?
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I don't. just you.
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I'm bored.
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All those in favor of
hiring dakota stanley?
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Hey, wait up.
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You can't do this
to mr. schuester.
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What? make him a hero?
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Once we hire dakota
and win nationals,
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He'll thank me for it.
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You heard santana.
it's all about winning.
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Since when?
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Look, you have your popular
clique and your football
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And your cliché
of a blond girlfriend
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Glee is my one shot.
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If this doesn't work out,
then my whole high school life
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Will be nothing
but an embarrassment.
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What's a cliché?
is that a bad thing?
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Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
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Where you're pissed
about one thing,
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But you're just pretending
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Like you're pissed
about something else?
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'cause...
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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Well, for a while there,
you were kind of all over me
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And now you just yell at me
all the time.
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It makes me think
that you're still upset
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About what happened
in the auditorium.
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I'm not.
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I've moved on and i'm focusing
on my career now.
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So you want to
talk about it?
no.
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And neither do you.
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It's kind of ironic
how you're mr. popular
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And i'm just this nobody
that everybody makes fun of,
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But i have enough confidence
to say out loud
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That what happened between us
in the auditorium was real.
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You have feelings for me
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And you just don't have
the guts to admit it.
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We're hiring dakota stanley.
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Even if it means
me quitting?
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Yes.
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It's a good start.
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You're sewing the seeds
of destruction.
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Mr. schuester barely even
shows up for rehearsals.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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"barely" will not cut it.
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I will not be satisfied
until glee club is disbanded.
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And what about
this dakota character?
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Any chance he actually helps?
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They're soft.
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He'll eat them alive.
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I give them 15 minutes
before the first one quits
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Or tries to commit suicide.
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You know, ladies...
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I learned a lot
in special forces.
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I was on the strike team
in panama
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When we
extracted noriega.
255
00:11:41,734 --> 00:11:44,134
We took out the shepherd...
256
00:11:44,134 --> 00:11:46,567
Then we went after the sheep.
257
00:11:46,567 --> 00:11:48,700
You need to go after
these glee clubbers
258
00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:50,368
One by one.
259
00:11:50,368 --> 00:11:53,401
I want my full budget restored.
260
00:11:53,401 --> 00:11:56,434
I need a fog machine.
261
00:12:10,201 --> 00:12:12,633
Have you ever
kissed anybody?
262
00:12:12,633 --> 00:12:14,600
Yes.
263
00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:18,734
If by someone you mean
the tender crook of my elbow.
264
00:12:18,734 --> 00:12:21,001
No, i haven't.
265
00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:22,867
But i want to.
266
00:12:28,334 --> 00:12:30,101
All right, stop it
right there, mercedes.
267
00:12:30,101 --> 00:12:31,567
We are in glee club.
268
00:12:31,567 --> 00:12:34,533
That means we are at the
bottom of the social heap.
269
00:12:34,533 --> 00:12:37,001
Special ed kids will get
more play than we will.
270
00:12:37,001 --> 00:12:38,500
The only thing
that gets me by
271
00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:42,767
Is my knowledge that we
are superior to all of them.
272
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,101
What are you wearing
273
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,034
On our operation
dakota stanley field trip?
274
00:12:50,034 --> 00:12:51,434
Is there a dress code?
275
00:12:51,434 --> 00:12:53,134
No, but every moment
of your life
276
00:12:53,134 --> 00:12:54,867
Is an opportunity
for fashion.
277
00:12:54,867 --> 00:12:56,468
We'll hit the mall
after school.
278
00:12:56,468 --> 00:12:58,667
Meet me
at lunch.
okay.
279
00:13:00,134 --> 00:13:02,533
You should
totally scoop that.
280
00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:04,567
I don't think
i'm his type.
281
00:13:04,567 --> 00:13:06,700
Oh, i think you are.
282
00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:08,167
Just follow our lead.
283
00:13:08,167 --> 00:13:09,667
We've got your back.
284
00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,301
poison
285
00:13:16,301 --> 00:13:17,934
yeah, spider-man
and freeze in full effect
286
00:13:17,934 --> 00:13:20,167
you ready, ken
i'm ready
287
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,934
you ready, henri?
i'm ready, will, are you?
288
00:13:22,934 --> 00:13:25,301
aw, yeah,
break it down
girl
289
00:13:25,301 --> 00:13:28,767
girl, i must
warn you
290
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:34,234
i sense something
strange in my mind
291
00:13:34,234 --> 00:13:37,967
the situation is
serious
292
00:13:37,967 --> 00:13:43,001
let's cure it 'cause
we're running out of time
293
00:13:43,001 --> 00:13:46,767
can't get her out of my head
294
00:13:46,767 --> 00:13:50,267
miss her, kiss her, love her
wrong move, you're dead
295
00:13:50,267 --> 00:13:55,600
that girl is
poison
296
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,134
whoa, whoa, whoa
297
00:13:57,134 --> 00:13:58,867
never trust a big butt
and smile
298
00:13:58,867 --> 00:14:03,700
that girl is
poison
299
00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:05,800
poison deadly
moving it slow
300
00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,967
lookin' for a mellow
fellow like devoe
301
00:14:07,967 --> 00:14:10,633
getting paid late,
better lay low
302
00:14:10,633 --> 00:14:12,368
scheming on the hots,
my end the pro show
303
00:14:12,368 --> 00:14:14,500
low pro ho should be cut
like an afro
304
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:15,967
see what you're saying, huh?
305
00:14:15,967 --> 00:14:17,867
she weighin' me,
but i know she's a loser
306
00:14:17,867 --> 00:14:19,267
how do you know
307
00:14:19,267 --> 00:14:21,468
me and the crew
used to do her.
308
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,201
Yay, ken.
309
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,134
Ken tanaka.
310
00:14:31,134 --> 00:14:33,067
in my own little way,
311
00:14:33,067 --> 00:14:36,001
i felt like i was finally...
312
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:37,001
a star.
313
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,667
Thank you so much.
314
00:14:39,834 --> 00:14:41,101
Acafellas!
315
00:14:41,101 --> 00:14:42,368
Hey!
316
00:14:42,368 --> 00:14:43,800
Son, this is huge.
317
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:47,401
We just sold all 17
copies of your cd.
318
00:14:47,401 --> 00:14:49,633
I didn't even have to show
any of them my bosoms.
319
00:14:51,201 --> 00:14:53,600
Doodle honey, you go
get yourself a sanka.
320
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:54,667
Yeah.
okay.
321
00:14:54,667 --> 00:14:55,767
Thanks, mom.
322
00:14:55,767 --> 00:14:56,834
Good job.
323
00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:03,301
I bought one
for my grandson.
324
00:15:03,301 --> 00:15:05,001
So he can hear
for himself
325
00:15:05,001 --> 00:15:06,633
How good his old man was.
326
00:15:06,633 --> 00:15:08,667
Ah.
327
00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:10,867
Shue, that was
an amazing performance.
328
00:15:10,867 --> 00:15:11,934
Oh, thank you.
329
00:15:11,934 --> 00:15:14,234
I mean, we're just
starting out, so...
330
00:15:14,234 --> 00:15:16,967
Look, there's a pta meeting
next thursday night
331
00:15:16,967 --> 00:15:18,900
And i want acafellas to be
332
00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:20,001
The main event.
333
00:15:20,001 --> 00:15:21,368
I need those
parents happy.
334
00:15:21,368 --> 00:15:23,533
They found out
we've been serving
335
00:15:23,533 --> 00:15:25,201
Their children
prison food.
336
00:15:27,234 --> 00:15:28,533
uh-huh.
337
00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:32,967
Great job, son.
338
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:35,834
Well... "is it too soon
to call will schuester
339
00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,401
"the next michael buble?
340
00:15:37,401 --> 00:15:39,101
"the audience last thursday
at benchwarmers sports bar
341
00:15:39,101 --> 00:15:40,900
"didn't think so.
342
00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:42,468
"and ken tanaka's
smoky baritone
343
00:15:42,468 --> 00:15:44,734
"is like a cool fog
344
00:15:44,734 --> 00:15:48,167
"that sweeps over a deep ocean
of emotional intensity.
345
00:15:48,167 --> 00:15:50,434
"a big thumbs-up
to henri st. pierre
346
00:15:50,434 --> 00:15:52,234
"who proves you don't
need all ten fingers
347
00:15:52,234 --> 00:15:54,667
"to pluck a lady's heartstrings
like a well-tuned
348
00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:56,134
"sexy harpsichord.
349
00:15:56,134 --> 00:15:57,900
Only howard..."
350
00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:59,834
Uh, sorry, howard.
351
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,734
They didn't say anything
about you.
352
00:16:01,734 --> 00:16:03,834
"buckle up, ohio.
353
00:16:03,834 --> 00:16:06,167
"are you ready for
a new musical sensation?
354
00:16:06,167 --> 00:16:09,700
You'd better be, because
here come the acafellas."
355
00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:10,834
Yeah!
356
00:16:10,834 --> 00:16:13,368
Oh, congratulations
357
00:16:13,368 --> 00:16:15,934
On your dead tree
valentine, gentlemen.
358
00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:17,867
By the way, i want in.
359
00:16:17,867 --> 00:16:20,468
Stop right there, william.
360
00:16:20,468 --> 00:16:22,500
I've got two words for you.
361
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:25,101
Josh groban.
362
00:16:25,101 --> 00:16:27,767
He's coming
to the pta event.
363
00:16:27,767 --> 00:16:29,434
Who is josh groban?
364
00:16:29,434 --> 00:16:30,934
Who is josh groban?!
365
00:16:30,934 --> 00:16:32,267
Kill yourself!
366
00:16:35,101 --> 00:16:37,767
He is an angel sent from heaven
367
00:16:37,767 --> 00:16:40,600
To deliver platinum
records unto us.
368
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,134
And if he were here right now,
369
00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:44,533
I would club you to death
with his critics' choice award.
370
00:16:44,533 --> 00:16:46,201
Why would he come
to our show?
371
00:16:46,201 --> 00:16:49,667
Because i invited him.
372
00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:51,700
Josh and i have become
frequent pen pals
373
00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:55,334
Since he accidentally
friended me on myspace.
374
00:16:55,334 --> 00:16:57,434
And being my close
personal confidant,
375
00:16:57,434 --> 00:17:00,567
He is only interested
if i am in the group.
376
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:05,201
No, sandy.
377
00:17:05,201 --> 00:17:07,834
We have standards.
378
00:17:09,734 --> 00:17:12,001
Okay, fine.
379
00:17:12,001 --> 00:17:13,734
But just so you know,
380
00:17:13,734 --> 00:17:15,867
The blogs are
all atwitter.
381
00:17:15,867 --> 00:17:19,834
They say he's looking
for an opening act.
382
00:17:28,834 --> 00:17:30,867
Damn, kurt,
this car is fly.
383
00:17:30,867 --> 00:17:33,201
My dad got it
for my sweet 16
384
00:17:33,201 --> 00:17:35,201
After i swore to stop wearing
formfitting sweaters
385
00:17:35,201 --> 00:17:37,468
That stop at the knee.
386
00:17:37,468 --> 00:17:39,633
What he doesn't know
doesn't hurt him.
387
00:17:39,633 --> 00:17:40,667
are we even sure
388
00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:42,533
They're rehearsing today?
389
00:17:42,533 --> 00:17:44,034
Vocal adrenaline
rehearses every day
390
00:17:44,034 --> 00:17:46,500
From 2:30
until midnight.
391
00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:50,900
I'm just so nervous
these vocal adrenaline kids
392
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:52,900
Are gonna laugh at us.
393
00:17:52,900 --> 00:17:54,734
They're so cool
and popular,
394
00:17:54,734 --> 00:17:57,834
And we look like we just
stepped off the short bus.
395
00:17:57,834 --> 00:18:00,834
Those sweaty nazis have just
had more time to practice.
396
00:18:00,834 --> 00:18:02,434
We have more heart.
397
00:18:02,434 --> 00:18:03,834
And you don't look touched
in the head.
398
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:05,834
That outfit is amazing.
399
00:18:07,734 --> 00:18:08,767
So, would you ever,
400
00:18:08,767 --> 00:18:11,301
You know, want
to hang out?
401
00:18:11,301 --> 00:18:13,301
Kurt:
come over. it's liza
minnelli week on amc!
402
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,533
Guys!
403
00:18:14,533 --> 00:18:16,167
That's andrea cohen.
she won outstanding
404
00:18:16,167 --> 00:18:18,201
Soloist last year
at absolutely tampastic.
405
00:18:18,201 --> 00:18:19,600
You can't
406
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,167
Leave rehearsals
for any reason.
407
00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:24,834
That includes heat exhaustion
or crohn's disease.
408
00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:26,167
Are you guys vocal adrenaline?
409
00:18:26,167 --> 00:18:27,468
We'd like to talk
to dakota stanley
410
00:18:27,468 --> 00:18:29,500
About choreography
for our glee club.
411
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:32,234
Don't!
412
00:18:32,234 --> 00:18:34,267
He's a monster.
413
00:18:36,001 --> 00:18:37,533
hit the beat,
take it to the rest now
414
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:40,201
yeah, yeah, yeah
415
00:18:40,201 --> 00:18:41,934
i love you
416
00:18:41,934 --> 00:18:43,201
whoo, whoo
417
00:18:43,201 --> 00:18:45,301
but i gotta stay true
418
00:18:45,301 --> 00:18:46,834
whoo, whoo
419
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,667
my morals got me on my knees
420
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:50,500
i'm beggin', please
421
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:53,468
stop playin' games
whoo
422
00:18:53,468 --> 00:18:55,533
i don't know what you do
423
00:18:55,533 --> 00:18:57,633
but you do it well
424
00:18:57,633 --> 00:19:00,368
i'm under your spell
gotcha under my spell
425
00:19:00,368 --> 00:19:03,234
you got me beggin' you
for mercy
426
00:19:03,234 --> 00:19:05,301
yeah, yeah, yeah
427
00:19:05,301 --> 00:19:07,468
why won't you release me
yeah, yeah, yeah
428
00:19:07,468 --> 00:19:09,368
i'm beggin' you for mercy
429
00:19:09,368 --> 00:19:11,734
yeah, yeah, yeah
430
00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:14,334
why won't you release me
mercy
431
00:19:14,334 --> 00:19:16,500
show me some mercy
432
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:20,001
i said release me
433
00:19:20,001 --> 00:19:22,667
yeah, yeah, yeah
434
00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:24,434
you got me beggin' you
for mercy
435
00:19:24,434 --> 00:19:25,867
yeah, yeah, yeah
436
00:19:25,867 --> 00:19:27,500
you got me beggin' you
for mercy
437
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,734
yeah, yeah, yeah
438
00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:30,434
give me some mercy
439
00:19:30,434 --> 00:19:34,067
i said release me
440
00:19:34,067 --> 00:19:36,368
yeah, yeah, yeah.
441
00:19:38,934 --> 00:19:40,867
Get off my stage!
442
00:19:43,567 --> 00:19:45,334
rachel:
mr. stanley!
443
00:19:45,334 --> 00:19:47,034
We're the mckinley
high glee club.
444
00:19:47,034 --> 00:19:48,134
Dakota:
no interviews.
445
00:19:48,134 --> 00:19:49,600
We'd like you to
choreograph for us.
446
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:53,267
Look, my fee is $8,000
per number,
447
00:19:53,267 --> 00:19:55,434
Plus a $10,000 bonus
if you place in the top three.
448
00:19:55,434 --> 00:19:57,134
And with dakota stanley
at the wheel,
449
00:19:57,134 --> 00:19:58,934
You will place
at the top three.
450
00:19:58,934 --> 00:19:59,967
Move it.
451
00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:06,335
How are we gonna get $8,000?
452
00:20:10,234 --> 00:20:11,867
kick that way
and back.
453
00:20:11,867 --> 00:20:14,500
You kick out...
hold on. hold on.
454
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:15,533
Okay, one more.
455
00:20:15,533 --> 00:20:16,867
Okay.
456
00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:18,334
Kick out.
457
00:20:18,334 --> 00:20:19,468
Right behind you.
458
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,633
It's all right.
459
00:20:20,633 --> 00:20:22,468
Where is everybody?
460
00:20:22,468 --> 00:20:24,667
sandy went to get
henri from wood shop.
461
00:20:24,667 --> 00:20:26,134
And, oh, there's howard.
462
00:20:26,134 --> 00:20:27,500
Hello?
463
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,567
I don't think i can be
in the band anymore.
464
00:20:29,567 --> 00:20:31,234
What?!
465
00:20:31,234 --> 00:20:33,500
I'm doing inventory.
466
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,500
It was never my dream.
467
00:20:37,368 --> 00:20:39,368
What?
468
00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:41,368
Howard's out.
469
00:20:41,368 --> 00:20:42,700
Oh, that-that's just great.
470
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:43,734
What's he...
471
00:20:43,734 --> 00:20:46,734
Hey. emma.
472
00:20:46,734 --> 00:20:48,368
You didn't, uh, see
me dancing earlier,
473
00:20:48,368 --> 00:20:50,267
Did you?
oh, is that
what that was?
474
00:20:51,267 --> 00:20:54,167
Look, i have some bad news.
475
00:20:54,167 --> 00:20:55,167
You're breaking
up with me.
476
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:58,234
What, here?
in front of another dude?
477
00:20:58,234 --> 00:21:00,368
No, look, please stop talking.
478
00:21:00,368 --> 00:21:01,368
Um, no, look,
479
00:21:01,368 --> 00:21:03,401
I think the acafellas pressure
480
00:21:03,401 --> 00:21:05,434
Has proven to be a little bit
too much for henri.
481
00:21:05,434 --> 00:21:06,767
Really, why?
482
00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:08,934
Well, he just downed six bottles
of cough syrup,
483
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,767
Which is a lot, even for him.
484
00:21:10,767 --> 00:21:12,034
Um, he's okay.
485
00:21:12,034 --> 00:21:13,834
Sandy's in the emergency room
with him now,
486
00:21:13,834 --> 00:21:16,167
But figgins is insisting
before he comes back,
487
00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:17,734
And can be around kids again,
488
00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:19,301
That he goes to rehab.
489
00:21:19,301 --> 00:21:20,967
So that's where he's going
tomorrow morning.
490
00:21:20,967 --> 00:21:23,067
That's just great.
491
00:21:23,067 --> 00:21:25,067
So acafellas is officially
doomed now.
492
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:30,368
You know, uh, when i get
stressed, i, i work out.
493
00:21:30,368 --> 00:21:31,667
You can probably tell.
494
00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:33,967
So i'm gonna, uh, down
some power bars,
495
00:21:33,967 --> 00:21:35,401
Knock off
a few reps.
496
00:21:35,401 --> 00:21:36,867
Come up with some
solutions here.
497
00:21:43,067 --> 00:21:45,334
It was fun while it lasted.
498
00:21:45,334 --> 00:21:48,567
I don't think you should give up
so easy, will.
499
00:21:48,567 --> 00:21:50,600
You know, they said van halen
was dead
500
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:51,867
After david lee roth quit,
501
00:21:51,867 --> 00:21:54,134
But my worn-out single
of "right now" says
502
00:21:54,134 --> 00:21:55,301
That they were wrong.
503
00:22:03,368 --> 00:22:05,800
you got a sec,
mr. shue?
504
00:22:07,067 --> 00:22:08,468
Yeah, of course. what's up?
505
00:22:08,468 --> 00:22:10,700
I just want to tell you
that i'm quitting glee, too.
506
00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:13,334
I didn't quit glee.
507
00:22:13,334 --> 00:22:15,334
Well, you might as well have.
508
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,267
It's nutty in there.
509
00:22:17,267 --> 00:22:19,167
I try and talk sense
into rachel,
510
00:22:19,167 --> 00:22:20,967
But she's gone
all chick-batty.
511
00:22:20,967 --> 00:22:23,201
I gotta be honest
with you.
512
00:22:23,201 --> 00:22:25,667
It's hard being the quarterback
when i get in the huddle
513
00:22:25,667 --> 00:22:28,700
And all the guys are calling me
"deep throat."
514
00:22:28,700 --> 00:22:30,234
Glee's bringing down my rep,
man.
515
00:22:32,633 --> 00:22:35,167
Have the guts to stick with it
a little bit longer.
516
00:22:35,167 --> 00:22:37,267
You are a gifted
517
00:22:37,267 --> 00:22:38,633
Performer, finn.
you can't quit now.
518
00:22:38,633 --> 00:22:40,434
If you do,
you're just gonna regret it
519
00:22:40,434 --> 00:22:41,834
For the rest of your life.
520
00:22:43,167 --> 00:22:45,101
Trust me. i know.
521
00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,700
It's just not fun anymore.
522
00:22:52,734 --> 00:22:54,301
Hey, finn, wait.
523
00:22:55,301 --> 00:22:56,301
There's something
524
00:22:56,301 --> 00:22:58,267
I want to talk to you about.
525
00:22:59,434 --> 00:23:00,667
Hey, coach.
526
00:23:00,667 --> 00:23:01,800
What do you want,
puckerman?
527
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:05,800
I hear there's a vacancy
in your a capella group.
528
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,001
I want to offer
my services.
529
00:23:09,867 --> 00:23:11,667
I play guitar.
530
00:23:11,667 --> 00:23:14,301
And actually,
i'm a really good singer.
531
00:23:15,734 --> 00:23:17,900
There are a lot of moms
at your gigs, right?
532
00:23:17,900 --> 00:23:20,368
well, here's the thing
you should know about me:
533
00:23:20,368 --> 00:23:23,900
i'm not like everybody else
in this crappy cow town.
534
00:23:23,900 --> 00:23:26,567
i've got star potential,
and more specifically,
535
00:23:26,567 --> 00:23:29,368
i'm tired of wasting my time
with high school girls.
536
00:23:30,633 --> 00:23:32,567
You're breaking up
with me? why?
537
00:23:32,567 --> 00:23:34,301
Your credit score
is terrible.
538
00:23:34,301 --> 00:23:37,934
What i need as a woman
is financial security.
539
00:23:37,934 --> 00:23:39,633
puck:
see, young girls
will shoot you down
540
00:23:39,633 --> 00:23:41,201
and make you feel terrible
about yourself...
541
00:23:41,201 --> 00:23:44,334
but a cougar never disappoints.
542
00:23:45,900 --> 00:23:47,834
Thanks, mrs. h.
543
00:23:47,834 --> 00:23:49,500
Is that a nipple ring?
yeah,
544
00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:51,500
I'm kinda rock and roll.
545
00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:55,633
I need your help unclogging
my bathtub drain.
546
00:23:58,167 --> 00:24:01,234
puck:
the proof was in
the sexual pudding.
547
00:24:01,234 --> 00:24:03,201
my above-ground pool cleaning
business went through the roof
548
00:24:03,201 --> 00:24:05,134
once i embraced my gift
for music
549
00:24:05,134 --> 00:24:07,934
and gave these fine ladies
the romance they were missing.
550
00:24:07,934 --> 00:24:10,101
i also stopped beating people
up so much.
551
00:24:10,101 --> 00:24:13,567
When do we start
rehearsals?
552
00:24:13,567 --> 00:24:15,734
Now you listen to me,
you little psychopath.
553
00:24:15,734 --> 00:24:18,134
My love life is hanging
by a thread
554
00:24:18,134 --> 00:24:20,734
And that thread
is acafellas.
555
00:24:20,734 --> 00:24:22,934
It drives my girlfriend
nuts in the pants.
556
00:24:22,934 --> 00:24:24,900
So if you screw
this up for me,
557
00:24:24,900 --> 00:24:27,101
I swear to you i will
stick my fist
558
00:24:27,101 --> 00:24:30,567
So far down your throat, you
will taste my armpit hairs.
559
00:24:30,567 --> 00:24:33,234
Do i make myself clear?
560
00:24:33,234 --> 00:24:34,800
Good.
561
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,201
We rehearse tuesdays
and thursdays at 8:00.
562
00:24:38,002 --> 00:24:39,102
Don't be late.
563
00:24:42,601 --> 00:24:45,601
do that.
564
00:24:45,601 --> 00:24:46,634
Okay, come on.
565
00:24:51,834 --> 00:24:53,000
Dude, my bowels have better
moves than you.
566
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,734
Guys, stop.
567
00:24:54,734 --> 00:24:56,234
You guys got
the steps down.
568
00:24:56,234 --> 00:24:59,401
You just need
to relax, okay?
569
00:24:59,401 --> 00:25:02,467
Um, you guys play baseball,
right?
570
00:25:02,467 --> 00:25:04,300
What does your coach
tell you about hitting?
571
00:25:04,300 --> 00:25:05,967
"if you charge the pitcher,
bring the bat."
572
00:25:05,967 --> 00:25:10,467
Okay, um, but i'm sure he also
tells you to relax, right?
573
00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:12,467
'cause hitting's all
about the hips, right?
574
00:25:12,467 --> 00:25:14,434
You gotta loosen
them up.
575
00:25:14,434 --> 00:25:15,933
Just swing that bat.
576
00:25:15,933 --> 00:25:19,134
All right, pretend, acafellas,
madison square garden.
577
00:25:19,134 --> 00:25:21,467
Here we are. all those
beautiful ladies out there.
578
00:25:21,467 --> 00:25:23,401
You swing that big
ol' bat. bam!
579
00:25:23,401 --> 00:25:25,334
Hit some home runs,
all right, guys?
580
00:25:25,334 --> 00:25:27,567
All right.
581
00:25:27,567 --> 00:25:30,534
Now let's try it
from the top, okay?
582
00:25:30,534 --> 00:25:31,933
Here we go.
583
00:25:34,134 --> 00:25:37,467
Five, six, seven, eight.
584
00:25:38,834 --> 00:25:40,367
Yeah.
585
00:25:45,967 --> 00:25:47,967
Aw, yeah.
586
00:25:47,967 --> 00:25:49,933
Yeah, get those
hips into it.
587
00:25:49,933 --> 00:25:53,401
that's it! that's it!
all right!
588
00:25:53,401 --> 00:25:54,834
Uh!
589
00:25:54,834 --> 00:25:56,300
Yeah!
590
00:25:56,300 --> 00:25:57,768
That baseball thing
sure was good, mr. shue.
591
00:25:57,768 --> 00:26:00,933
Totally.
that was awesome.
592
00:26:03,768 --> 00:26:06,300
We need to have
a gayvention.
593
00:26:06,300 --> 00:26:07,768
That's a gay intervention.
594
00:26:07,768 --> 00:26:09,501
Tina:
it's k-k-kurt.
595
00:26:09,501 --> 00:26:11,234
He's lady fabulous.
596
00:26:11,234 --> 00:26:13,100
It's obvious
you like him.
597
00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:15,167
We just don't want you
to get hurt by feelings
598
00:26:15,167 --> 00:26:17,734
He can't reciprocate.
599
00:26:17,734 --> 00:26:20,401
Look, just because he wears
nice clothes
600
00:26:20,401 --> 00:26:22,234
Doesn't mean
he's on the down-low.
601
00:26:22,234 --> 00:26:24,534
He wore a corset
to second period today.
602
00:26:24,534 --> 00:26:27,467
You can do better,
mercedes.
603
00:26:27,467 --> 00:26:30,200
Really?
well, what if i can't?
604
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:31,768
There's not a lot of guys
around here
605
00:26:31,768 --> 00:26:33,601
Knocking down my door
for a date.
606
00:26:33,601 --> 00:26:34,601
Or yours,
607
00:26:34,601 --> 00:26:36,367
For that matter.
608
00:26:36,367 --> 00:26:39,300
Nobody notices us. hello?
609
00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:41,267
We're in glee club.
610
00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:43,334
And i'm tired of being lonely.
aren't you?
611
00:26:43,334 --> 00:26:45,667
But kurt...
612
00:26:45,667 --> 00:26:48,434
Kurt is sweet to me,
and he likes who i am,
613
00:26:48,434 --> 00:26:50,634
And i like how i feel
when i'm with him.
614
00:26:50,634 --> 00:26:52,100
And he's in our group,
he understands
615
00:26:52,100 --> 00:26:54,134
What i'm
going through.
616
00:26:54,134 --> 00:26:56,634
Now, maybe that's not enough
for you guys,
617
00:26:56,634 --> 00:26:58,667
But it's enough for me.
618
00:27:12,134 --> 00:27:13,967
Emma:
you know what, sue?
i got to say,
619
00:27:13,967 --> 00:27:15,467
I really
misjudged you.
620
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:18,033
Getting the cheerios
to help out with the glee club
621
00:27:18,033 --> 00:27:19,801
Choreographer fund-raiser
622
00:27:19,801 --> 00:27:21,634
Is one of the nicest things
i've ever seen.
623
00:27:21,634 --> 00:27:24,134
Well, erma, i'm willing
to do whatever it takes
624
00:27:24,134 --> 00:27:26,567
To make this glee
club successful.
625
00:27:26,567 --> 00:27:27,734
Man:
come on!
626
00:27:27,734 --> 00:27:28,900
Ooh! so excited.
627
00:27:28,900 --> 00:27:31,167
Oh, i love a car wash,
too, though, you know.
628
00:27:31,167 --> 00:27:33,033
When i was little,
if i got all "a"s,
629
00:27:33,033 --> 00:27:34,667
My dad would let me
wash his car,
630
00:27:34,667 --> 00:27:36,134
So i'd get
my little toothbrush out,
631
00:27:36,134 --> 00:27:37,567
And i'd clean it
all weekend long.
632
00:27:37,567 --> 00:27:39,534
You know, the way you use
your mental illness
633
00:27:39,534 --> 00:27:41,100
To help these kids
is really inspiring.
634
00:27:41,100 --> 00:27:42,801
I'm shocked
you're not married.
635
00:27:47,768 --> 00:27:49,267
Your rims are clean.
636
00:27:49,267 --> 00:27:51,267
We've polished them,
like, three times already.
637
00:27:51,267 --> 00:27:53,067
Did you bring a
change of clothes?
638
00:27:53,067 --> 00:27:55,000
because we're going straight
to sing-along sound of music.
639
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,167
So, listen, kurt,
640
00:27:56,167 --> 00:27:58,367
This is like the third time
we've gone out.
641
00:27:58,367 --> 00:27:59,834
Can we just make it official?
642
00:27:59,834 --> 00:28:01,967
make what official?
643
00:28:01,967 --> 00:28:04,200
You know, that we're dating.
644
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,967
I'm sorry, mercedes,
645
00:28:05,967 --> 00:28:08,134
But i thought
i made it very clear.
646
00:28:09,467 --> 00:28:11,434
I'm in love with someone else.
647
00:28:16,601 --> 00:28:18,967
Rachel?
648
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,033
Yes.
649
00:28:22,033 --> 00:28:24,501
For several years now.
650
00:28:46,401 --> 00:28:50,067
i bust the windows
out your car
651
00:28:50,067 --> 00:28:55,067
and, no, it didn't mend
my broken heart
652
00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:58,401
i'll probably always
have these ugly scars
653
00:28:58,401 --> 00:29:03,900
but right now
i don't care about that part
654
00:29:03,900 --> 00:29:07,534
i bust the windows
out your car, hey
655
00:29:07,534 --> 00:29:12,768
after i saw you
looking right at her
656
00:29:12,768 --> 00:29:16,900
i didn't wanna,
but i took my turn
657
00:29:16,900 --> 00:29:23,200
i'm glad i did it
'cause you had to learn
658
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:27,100
i must admit
it helped a little bit
659
00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:31,434
to think of how you felt
when you saw it
660
00:29:31,434 --> 00:29:35,933
i didn't know
that i had that much strength
661
00:29:35,933 --> 00:29:40,434
but i'm glad you see
what happens when
662
00:29:40,434 --> 00:29:43,401
ha, ha, ha, ha
663
00:29:43,401 --> 00:29:47,567
i bust the windows
out your car
664
00:29:47,567 --> 00:29:51,434
you know i did it
'cause i left my mark
665
00:29:51,434 --> 00:29:56,033
wrote my initials
with the crowbar
666
00:29:56,033 --> 00:30:00,401
and then i drove off
into the dark
667
00:30:00,401 --> 00:30:03,768
i bust the windows
out your car
668
00:30:03,768 --> 00:30:09,601
hey, you should feel lucky
that that's all i did
669
00:30:09,601 --> 00:30:12,900
after five whole years
of this bull-- shh!
670
00:30:12,900 --> 00:30:17,900
gave you all of me
and you played with it
671
00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:21,933
i bust the windows
out your car.
672
00:30:21,933 --> 00:30:23,567
kurt:
you busted my window.
673
00:30:23,567 --> 00:30:26,501
How could you do that?
you busted my window!
674
00:30:26,501 --> 00:30:28,567
Well, you busted my heart.
675
00:30:44,667 --> 00:30:47,366
Okay, please examine
your personalized menus.
676
00:30:47,367 --> 00:30:49,734
This is what you're
going to be eating
677
00:30:49,734 --> 00:30:51,067
For the next
six months.
678
00:30:51,067 --> 00:30:52,367
Um, mine just says coffee.
679
00:30:52,367 --> 00:30:54,234
Mm-hmm.
680
00:30:54,234 --> 00:30:55,467
What's smelt?
dakota:
a pungent
681
00:30:55,467 --> 00:30:57,033
Low-carb
freshwater fish.
682
00:30:57,033 --> 00:30:58,401
Okay, let's start
with today's business.
683
00:30:58,401 --> 00:30:59,801
Artie, you're cut.
you're not
684
00:30:59,801 --> 00:31:01,534
Trying hard
enough.
at what?
685
00:31:01,534 --> 00:31:04,868
At walking. we can't be
wheeling you around
during every number.
686
00:31:04,868 --> 00:31:08,267
It throws off the whole dynamic,
and it's depressing.
687
00:31:08,267 --> 00:31:09,367
So, you're
kicking him out?
688
00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:11,367
Mm-hmm.
also you.
689
00:31:11,367 --> 00:31:13,300
Youse got to go, effie.
690
00:31:13,300 --> 00:31:15,234
No, no, no. yeah.
kurt:
you can't kick people out
691
00:31:15,234 --> 00:31:16,801
Of glee club because you don't
like the way they look.
692
00:31:16,801 --> 00:31:18,634
Uh, why don't you shut
your face-gash
693
00:31:18,634 --> 00:31:20,601
And stay away
from aerosol cans because
694
00:31:20,601 --> 00:31:22,234
You could burst into
flames at any second?
695
00:31:22,234 --> 00:31:23,801
You three-- you're great.
you're perfect.
696
00:31:23,801 --> 00:31:25,067
Seriously. don't
change a thing.
697
00:31:25,067 --> 00:31:27,000
Uh, you--
ew, nose job.
698
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,334
Now just hold on
a second.
what?
699
00:31:28,334 --> 00:31:29,900
What was that,
frankenteen?
700
00:31:29,900 --> 00:31:31,634
Why don't you,
uh, wipe that
701
00:31:31,634 --> 00:31:33,167
Dopey look off your face
and get some lotion
702
00:31:33,167 --> 00:31:34,334
For those knuckles
you've been dragging
703
00:31:34,334 --> 00:31:35,334
On the ground?
what's wrong
with you?
704
00:31:35,334 --> 00:31:36,334
What's wrong
with me?
705
00:31:36,334 --> 00:31:37,634
What's wrong with me is
706
00:31:37,634 --> 00:31:38,834
That you're freakishly tall.
707
00:31:38,834 --> 00:31:40,167
I feel like a woodland
708
00:31:40,167 --> 00:31:41,601
Creature.
709
00:31:41,601 --> 00:31:42,801
Um,
710
00:31:42,801 --> 00:31:44,100
Am i hurting your feelings?
711
00:31:44,100 --> 00:31:45,601
Did i say something wrong?
712
00:31:45,601 --> 00:31:47,801
Because i thought
you wanted somebody
713
00:31:47,801 --> 00:31:50,267
Who respected you enough
to tell you the truth.
714
00:31:50,267 --> 00:31:53,367
But maybe you don't
have the confidence
to hear it, hmm?
715
00:31:53,367 --> 00:31:56,267
Maybe you need somebody
who's going to
716
00:31:56,267 --> 00:31:58,200
Lie to you and tell
you things like,
717
00:31:58,200 --> 00:31:59,501
"you got what
it takes."
718
00:31:59,501 --> 00:32:00,734
But you know what?
719
00:32:00,734 --> 00:32:02,868
As far as i can see, you don't.
720
00:32:02,868 --> 00:32:04,334
So, why don't
you just
721
00:32:04,334 --> 00:32:06,367
Take a little second,
take a breather,
722
00:32:06,367 --> 00:32:08,434
And ask yourself,
723
00:32:08,434 --> 00:32:10,367
"do i want
to be a winner...
724
00:32:11,701 --> 00:32:12,768
...or not?"
725
00:32:12,768 --> 00:32:14,534
Screw this.
726
00:32:14,534 --> 00:32:15,768
I quit.
727
00:32:15,768 --> 00:32:16,933
Mercedes:
me, t-t-t-too.
728
00:32:16,933 --> 00:32:18,134
Let's roll, artie.
729
00:32:18,134 --> 00:32:20,267
No. great, great.
you know,
730
00:32:20,267 --> 00:32:22,200
Separate the wheat
from the chaff; that's perfect.
731
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:23,634
Wait.
732
00:32:25,434 --> 00:32:27,300
Barbra streisand.
733
00:32:28,601 --> 00:32:29,967
When barbra was a young ingénue,
734
00:32:29,967 --> 00:32:31,467
Everyone told her
in order to be a star,
735
00:32:31,467 --> 00:32:33,100
She'd have to get a nose job.
736
00:32:33,100 --> 00:32:34,634
Thankfully, she refused.
737
00:32:34,634 --> 00:32:36,267
Where's this going, yentl?
738
00:32:36,267 --> 00:32:37,334
Where it's going is that...
739
00:32:38,601 --> 00:32:41,601
We don't need you.
740
00:32:41,601 --> 00:32:43,200
Let's face it.
741
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,734
We're never going to be as good
of dancers as vocal adrenaline.
742
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,401
We're gonna win
because... we're different.
743
00:32:51,768 --> 00:32:53,134
And that's what
makes us special.
744
00:32:53,134 --> 00:32:56,200
They told j.lo
her booty was too big.
745
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,200
Curtis mayfield
was more successful
746
00:32:58,200 --> 00:32:59,734
After he became paralyzed.
747
00:32:59,734 --> 00:33:01,401
Jim abbott.
748
00:33:01,401 --> 00:33:03,734
I have no idea who that is.
749
00:33:03,734 --> 00:33:06,067
He was a one-armed pitcher
for the yankees.
750
00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:07,701
Pitched a no-hitter.
751
00:33:07,701 --> 00:33:09,200
Okay, so, yeah.
752
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:12,601
Misfits and spaz-heads
and cripples can make it, too.
753
00:33:12,601 --> 00:33:14,033
That's great.
what's your point?
754
00:33:14,033 --> 00:33:16,200
Our point is that...
755
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:17,534
You're fired.
756
00:33:19,234 --> 00:33:21,234
And i'm taller than you.
757
00:33:23,134 --> 00:33:25,167
Barely.
758
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,567
Wait, we have to wear mascara?
759
00:33:29,567 --> 00:33:32,300
Sandy says it makes
our eyes pop.
760
00:33:32,300 --> 00:33:35,134
okay.
761
00:33:35,134 --> 00:33:36,967
There's a lot of moms
out there, right?
762
00:33:36,967 --> 00:33:38,701
Guys, don't worry about it.
763
00:33:38,701 --> 00:33:40,134
Just get in the zone, all right?
764
00:33:40,134 --> 00:33:41,734
This is going to be fun.
believe me.
765
00:33:41,734 --> 00:33:43,100
You're going to
remember this night
766
00:33:43,100 --> 00:33:44,801
For the rest of your lives.
767
00:33:44,801 --> 00:33:46,967
Mr. shue...
i know, you're nervous.
768
00:33:46,967 --> 00:33:49,567
No, that isn't what
i wanted to tell you.
769
00:33:49,567 --> 00:33:52,067
It's just... thanks.
770
00:33:52,067 --> 00:33:53,834
For believing in me.
771
00:33:56,401 --> 00:33:58,501
Sandy:
he's here! he's here!
772
00:33:58,501 --> 00:34:00,267
Josh groban is here!
773
00:34:00,267 --> 00:34:02,734
Front row, big brown eyes,
cute as a buttermilk biscuit.
774
00:34:02,734 --> 00:34:03,967
I barfed.
wait a minute.
775
00:34:03,967 --> 00:34:05,334
He actually showed up?
i can't believe it!
776
00:34:05,334 --> 00:34:06,801
Gentlemen, forget
777
00:34:06,801 --> 00:34:10,267
Every experience you have ever
had in your drab little lives.
778
00:34:10,267 --> 00:34:14,134
This is the most important thing
you will ever do.
779
00:34:14,134 --> 00:34:16,267
Places!
780
00:34:17,701 --> 00:34:20,134
a tick-tock you don't stop
stop!
781
00:34:20,134 --> 00:34:22,467
to the, a tick-tock
you don't stop
stop!
782
00:34:22,467 --> 00:34:25,567
to the, a tick-tock
you don't stop
oh, oh, oh, oh
783
00:34:25,567 --> 00:34:27,967
i know you're not
gonna sing that song!
784
00:34:27,967 --> 00:34:29,401
oh, oh, oh, oh
785
00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:31,734
tick-tock, you don't stop
786
00:34:31,734 --> 00:34:33,834
oh, oh, oh, oh
787
00:34:33,834 --> 00:34:36,900
i know you're not
gonna sing that song!
788
00:34:36,900 --> 00:34:39,033
come inside,
take off your coat
789
00:34:39,033 --> 00:34:41,033
i'll make you feel at home
790
00:34:41,033 --> 00:34:43,933
now let's pour
the glass of wine
791
00:34:43,933 --> 00:34:46,434
'cause now we're all alone
792
00:34:46,434 --> 00:34:48,367
i've been waiting all night
793
00:34:48,367 --> 00:34:50,834
so, just let me
hold you close to me
794
00:34:50,834 --> 00:34:53,601
'cause i've been dying
for you
795
00:34:53,601 --> 00:34:56,267
girl, to make love to me
796
00:34:56,267 --> 00:34:58,334
oh, oh, oh, oh
797
00:34:58,334 --> 00:35:00,501
i wanna sex you up
798
00:35:00,501 --> 00:35:02,434
oh, oh, oh, oh
799
00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:04,933
to the, tick-tock,
you don't stop
800
00:35:04,933 --> 00:35:09,467
let me take off
all your clothes
801
00:35:09,467 --> 00:35:14,567
disconnect the phone
so nobody knows, yeah
802
00:35:14,567 --> 00:35:17,300
let me light a candle
so that
803
00:35:17,300 --> 00:35:19,768
we can make it better
804
00:35:19,768 --> 00:35:23,467
makin' love until we drown,
yeah
805
00:35:23,467 --> 00:35:26,200
oh, oh, oh, oh
806
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:28,734
girl, you make me feel
807
00:35:28,734 --> 00:35:31,367
real good
oh, oh, oh, oh
808
00:35:31,367 --> 00:35:33,734
we can do it
till we both wake up
809
00:35:33,734 --> 00:35:36,100
oh, oh, oh, oh
810
00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:40,701
girl, you know
i'm hooked on you
811
00:35:40,701 --> 00:35:43,900
and this is what i'll do...
i know you're not
gonna sing that song!
812
00:35:43,900 --> 00:35:45,434
oh, oh, oh, oh
813
00:35:45,434 --> 00:35:48,900
i wanna sex you up.
814
00:36:07,900 --> 00:36:11,667
I would like to just go
into the recording studio
815
00:36:11,667 --> 00:36:13,167
And lay some of
those tracks down.
816
00:36:13,167 --> 00:36:15,768
And of course i would love
to play some bigger venues.
817
00:36:15,768 --> 00:36:18,434
Wembley stadium,
red rocks...
818
00:36:19,434 --> 00:36:22,801
Hey, guys, i'm josh groban.
819
00:36:22,801 --> 00:36:24,868
This is my bodyguard, flex.
820
00:36:24,868 --> 00:36:26,134
We were in town.
821
00:36:26,134 --> 00:36:27,467
I was inducting run-dmc
822
00:36:27,467 --> 00:36:28,634
Into the rock and roll
hall of fame last night,
823
00:36:28,634 --> 00:36:30,300
So i thought i'd stop by
and say hello.
824
00:36:30,300 --> 00:36:32,967
So, which one of you
is, uh... sandy?
825
00:36:34,267 --> 00:36:35,801
Ooh!
826
00:36:35,801 --> 00:36:37,267
Mr. groban,
827
00:36:37,267 --> 00:36:38,667
We are so honored
828
00:36:38,667 --> 00:36:40,434
That you came
here today.
i came here
829
00:36:40,434 --> 00:36:42,134
To tell you...
yes, sir?
830
00:36:42,134 --> 00:36:43,434
Stop emailing me.
831
00:36:44,467 --> 00:36:45,634
This is a restraining order.
832
00:36:45,634 --> 00:36:47,801
Stop sending me nude photos.
833
00:36:47,801 --> 00:36:50,000
Stop calling me. i don't
know how you got my number!
834
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,300
I don't know how you got
my number again
835
00:36:51,300 --> 00:36:52,634
After i changed it,
but i don't want any more
836
00:36:52,634 --> 00:36:55,534
Of your edible gift baskets
or locks of your hair
837
00:36:55,534 --> 00:36:57,134
And i don't want
to read any more
838
00:36:57,134 --> 00:36:58,334
Of those sonnets
you wrote for me.
839
00:36:58,334 --> 00:36:59,567
That stuff got crazy, dude.
840
00:36:59,567 --> 00:37:01,367
Josh:
are we clear?
841
00:37:02,834 --> 00:37:03,834
Thank you, gentlemen.
842
00:37:03,834 --> 00:37:07,000
And by the way, great show.
843
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,033
I mean, like,
844
00:37:09,033 --> 00:37:10,634
Explosive.
845
00:37:10,634 --> 00:37:12,033
Thanks.
846
00:37:12,334 --> 00:37:13,234
Sorry.
847
00:37:22,900 --> 00:37:25,067
Terri:
i'm sorry, will.
848
00:37:25,067 --> 00:37:28,567
I... i could have been
more supportive.
849
00:37:30,501 --> 00:37:32,668
You guys were
actually pretty good.
850
00:37:34,701 --> 00:37:36,134
And you were good.
851
00:37:37,668 --> 00:37:39,534
You were really good.
852
00:37:39,534 --> 00:37:41,234
Yeah?
853
00:37:41,234 --> 00:37:43,067
Yeah.
854
00:37:51,933 --> 00:37:54,134
Don't bother.
she's already pregnant.
855
00:37:54,134 --> 00:37:55,334
hey, kids.
856
00:37:55,334 --> 00:37:56,501
Have you seen doodle?
857
00:37:56,501 --> 00:37:58,367
Now, you might be thinking,
858
00:37:58,367 --> 00:38:00,701
Why would a pop star like me
859
00:38:00,701 --> 00:38:02,100
Come over here
and talk to you?
860
00:38:02,100 --> 00:38:04,067
Well, let me tell you
something.
861
00:38:04,067 --> 00:38:06,800
Throngs of screaming teenagers
don't do it for josh groban.
862
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:08,067
No.
863
00:38:08,067 --> 00:38:09,567
Josh groban loves
a blowsy alcoholic.
864
00:38:09,567 --> 00:38:11,067
Oh.
oh, wow.
865
00:38:11,067 --> 00:38:12,467
You'll have to
forgive me, ma'am.
866
00:38:12,467 --> 00:38:14,601
I'm a little bit drunk,
867
00:38:14,601 --> 00:38:16,634
And i'm afraid i'm not making
good choices right now.
868
00:38:17,967 --> 00:38:20,100
Maybe she slipped
and hit her head again.
869
00:38:22,933 --> 00:38:26,800
You guys kicked some serious
tail up there tonight.
870
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,401
Sorry about the whole
josh groban thing.
871
00:38:28,401 --> 00:38:30,134
Nah, it's all right.
872
00:38:30,134 --> 00:38:31,734
How are the other
guys taking it?
873
00:38:31,734 --> 00:38:34,501
That ryerson guy cried himself
to sleep in figgins' arms
874
00:38:34,501 --> 00:38:37,501
And ken tanaka is
raiding the nacho bar.
875
00:38:37,501 --> 00:38:40,034
What about you?
876
00:38:40,034 --> 00:38:41,601
You okay?
877
00:38:41,601 --> 00:38:45,467
You know, dad... i am.
878
00:38:45,467 --> 00:38:47,601
I mean, this was all
a dream come true,
879
00:38:47,601 --> 00:38:50,668
But... i'm a teacher.
880
00:38:50,668 --> 00:38:53,634
And a really good one.
881
00:38:53,634 --> 00:38:55,200
That's enough for me.
882
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,467
I know.
883
00:38:56,467 --> 00:38:59,800
I saw the way
your students look at you.
884
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:01,467
You inspire people.
885
00:39:03,067 --> 00:39:04,601
You inspired me.
886
00:39:04,601 --> 00:39:06,501
What do you mean?
887
00:39:06,501 --> 00:39:08,301
I'm going to law school.
888
00:39:08,301 --> 00:39:09,567
Night classes for now,
889
00:39:09,567 --> 00:39:12,501
Until i get all
of my prerequisites,
890
00:39:12,501 --> 00:39:14,967
But i registered yesterday.
891
00:39:14,967 --> 00:39:17,634
You made me realize
it's never too late
892
00:39:17,634 --> 00:39:19,067
Too grow a pair and
go after your dream.
893
00:39:19,067 --> 00:39:20,301
That's amazing, dad.
894
00:39:20,301 --> 00:39:22,234
That's so amazing!
895
00:39:26,434 --> 00:39:28,067
Hey, kurt.
896
00:39:30,067 --> 00:39:32,234
I just wanted to say
897
00:39:32,234 --> 00:39:35,701
I'm really sorry
i did that to your car.
898
00:39:35,701 --> 00:39:37,334
I'll pay for it to get fixed.
899
00:39:37,334 --> 00:39:39,134
It's okay.
900
00:39:39,134 --> 00:39:40,467
My dad took my baby away
901
00:39:40,467 --> 00:39:43,634
After he found my tiara
collection in my hope chest.
902
00:39:43,634 --> 00:39:45,534
And i just wanted to say
903
00:39:45,534 --> 00:39:47,401
I hope it works out
between you and rachel.
904
00:39:47,401 --> 00:39:51,534
You'll have really
cute, loud babies.
905
00:39:53,900 --> 00:39:55,367
Mercedes...
906
00:39:58,234 --> 00:40:00,401
I lied to you.
907
00:40:01,467 --> 00:40:04,134
I don't like rachel.
908
00:40:08,301 --> 00:40:10,067
I'm gay.
909
00:40:10,067 --> 00:40:13,301
Why didn't you just tell me?
910
00:40:13,301 --> 00:40:16,634
Because i've never
told anyone before.
911
00:40:16,634 --> 00:40:19,967
You shouldn't be ashamed
of who you are, kurt.
912
00:40:19,967 --> 00:40:23,167
You should
just tell people,
913
00:40:23,167 --> 00:40:25,467
Especially the kids in glee.
914
00:40:25,467 --> 00:40:28,000
The whole point of
the club is about
915
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:31,601
Expressing what's really
inside you, remember?
916
00:40:31,601 --> 00:40:34,967
I can't.
917
00:40:34,967 --> 00:40:37,567
I'm just not that
confident, i guess.
918
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,833
Let me get this straight.
919
00:40:47,833 --> 00:40:50,668
The glee club got rid
of dakota stanley;
920
00:40:50,668 --> 00:40:52,434
Mr. schuester is back;
921
00:40:52,434 --> 00:40:54,301
And ey're busy at work
on a new number,
922
00:40:54,301 --> 00:40:55,967
More confident than ever.
923
00:40:55,967 --> 00:40:59,301
and down... clap,
and up, clap, clap.
924
00:40:59,301 --> 00:41:02,034
Down, clap,
and up, clap, clap.
925
00:41:02,034 --> 00:41:04,501
This is what we call
a total disaster, ladies.
926
00:41:04,501 --> 00:41:06,668
I'm going to ask you
to smell your armpits.
927
00:41:10,933 --> 00:41:12,467
That's the smell of failure.
928
00:41:12,467 --> 00:41:14,800
And it's stinking up my office.
929
00:41:18,301 --> 00:41:20,701
I'm revoking
your tanning privileges
930
00:41:20,701 --> 00:41:21,900
For the rest of the semester.
931
00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:25,334
Oh, no!
932
00:41:29,701 --> 00:41:31,668
Ms. sylvester,
933
00:41:31,668 --> 00:41:33,067
I want to thank you.
934
00:41:33,067 --> 00:41:34,234
For what?
935
00:41:34,234 --> 00:41:36,501
For teaching me
a valuable life lesson.
936
00:41:37,833 --> 00:41:40,167
When you really
believe in yourself,
937
00:41:40,167 --> 00:41:44,000
You don't have to bring
other people down.
938
00:41:48,567 --> 00:41:51,668
uh, uh, step,
ball change and head.
939
00:41:51,668 --> 00:41:52,668
Step, ball change and head.
940
00:41:52,668 --> 00:41:55,301
Low and up.
941
00:41:55,301 --> 00:41:58,034
Low and high!
942
00:41:58,034 --> 00:41:59,601
Oh, what do you guys think?
943
00:41:59,601 --> 00:42:01,034
Mr. schuester?
944
00:42:01,034 --> 00:42:03,501
Yes, rachel?
945
00:42:03,501 --> 00:42:06,434
It was really good.
946
00:42:10,401 --> 00:42:11,534
thank you. thank you.
947
00:42:11,534 --> 00:42:12,734
Okay.
948
00:42:13,305 --> 00:42:19,876
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