1 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:06,010 All the single ladies all the single ladies 2 00:00:06,030 --> 00:00:08,470 all the single ladies all the single ladies 3 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:10,940 all the single ladies all the single ladies 4 00:00:10,950 --> 00:00:12,230 all the single ladies, 5 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:16,190 now put your hands up up in a club we just broke up, 6 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:18,700 I'm doing my own little thing 7 00:00:18,710 --> 00:00:23,540 actin' up, drink in my cup I can care less what you think 8 00:00:23,550 --> 00:00:28,600 I need no permission did I mention? Don't pay him any attention 9 00:00:28,610 --> 00:00:30,940 'cause you had your turn, and now you gonna learn 10 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:33,260 what it really feels like to miss me 11 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:35,740 cause if you liked it then you should've put a ring on it 12 00:00:35,750 --> 00:00:38,140 if you liked it then you should've put a ring on it 13 00:00:38,150 --> 00:00:40,780 don't be mad once you see that he want it 14 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:42,750 if you liked it then you should've put a ring on it 15 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:45,830 oh-oh-oh,,oh,oh-oh oh,oh,oh-oh-oh 16 00:00:45,850 --> 00:00:50,380 oh-oh-oh,oh,oh,oh-oh oh,oh,oh-oh-oh. 17 00:00:57,970 --> 00:01:01,030 dad...you're home early. 18 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:03,490 Deadliest catch is on. 19 00:01:06,650 --> 00:01:07,610 What are you wearing? 20 00:01:07,620 --> 00:01:09,690 It's a unitard. 21 00:01:09,870 --> 00:01:12,480 Guys wear them to, uh, work out nowadays. 22 00:01:12,490 --> 00:01:13,830 Do sports. 23 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:16,280 They wick sweat from the body. 24 00:01:17,460 --> 00:01:19,720 F-football. 25 00:01:20,310 --> 00:01:22,140 Yeah,all the guys in football wear them. 26 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:24,420 They're jock-chic. 27 00:01:24,430 --> 00:01:27,260 Totally. Kurt's on the football team now. 28 00:01:27,270 --> 00:01:30,180 He's the kicker. That's the smallest guy on the field, right? 29 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:31,840 Yeah. 30 00:01:31,850 --> 00:01:35,690 Yeah, brit and tina were just helping me with some conditioning work. 31 00:01:36,450 --> 00:01:38,450 Really? 32 00:01:38,460 --> 00:01:40,480 You know, I played in jc, 33 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:44,160 before i busted up my knee popping wheelies on my dirt bike. 34 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:46,450 Cool. 35 00:01:46,460 --> 00:01:48,720 I guess we'll have something to talk about, then. 36 00:01:50,780 --> 00:01:52,860 so one of you two his girlfriend? 37 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:57,580 but I'm not ready to be exclusive just yet. 38 00:02:00,930 --> 00:02:02,780 All right, just keep the music down. 39 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:05,070 I can't hear myself think up there. 40 00:02:05,850 --> 00:02:07,820 Hey, kurt? 41 00:02:08,620 --> 00:02:11,530 Be sure to get me a ticket to your first game. 42 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:19,074 AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday 43 00:02:27,390 --> 00:02:28,270 you're doing great, baby. 44 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:28,960 Just keep breathing. 45 00:02:28,970 --> 00:02:32,010 No, no, no. 46 00:02:33,050 --> 00:02:36,130 giving birth is not like how it is in the movies. 47 00:02:36,140 --> 00:02:38,380 It is bloody and bestial. 48 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:40,510 And you get poop all over your cowboy boots. 49 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:41,930 Well, I'm just trying to be supportive. 50 00:02:41,940 --> 00:02:43,150 Oh, Will, this isn't about you. 51 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:44,080 I'm sorry,kendra. 52 00:02:44,090 --> 00:02:46,410 When was I making it about me? 53 00:02:47,310 --> 00:02:49,110 you have to be liked,will. 54 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:52,660 You're nice and supportive,and you avoid conflict. 55 00:02:52,670 --> 00:02:55,640 Your wife is going to be pushing a watermelon 56 00:02:55,650 --> 00:02:58,870 out of her boy-howdy in five months. 57 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:00,550 She doesn't need nice. 58 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:02,000 She needs dolomite. 59 00:03:02,010 --> 00:03:03,040 I can be tough. 60 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:05,600 Of course you can,sweetie. 61 00:03:05,830 --> 00:03:08,150 Okay,why don't you come on down here, 62 00:03:08,170 --> 00:03:10,050 I'm going to show you how to rub the 63 00:03:10,060 --> 00:03:12,660 gas bubbles out of your wife's stomach. 64 00:03:12,670 --> 00:03:13,650 - Okay. - Oh,no,wait! 65 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:14,500 Oh,no,no. 66 00:03:14,510 --> 00:03:16,950 You'll like it.Phil still does it to me,feels great. 67 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:19,110 I don't want him touching my stomach. 68 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:20,730 I mean,maybe he would bruise the baby. 69 00:03:20,740 --> 00:03:22,440 - Oh. - What? 70 00:03:22,450 --> 00:03:23,400 Yeah. 71 00:03:23,410 --> 00:03:26,460 Honey,would you make me a blt? 72 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:29,360 Sure,uh,I'M... 73 00:03:29,370 --> 00:03:30,390 it's going to take a few minutes,though. 74 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:33,580 - That's okay. - All right.Be right back. 75 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:36,630 Make me e,too,but hold the tomato. 76 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:37,970 Okay. 77 00:03:37,980 --> 00:03:38,950 - And the lettuce. - Okay. 78 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:40,360 I can't do this. 79 00:03:40,380 --> 00:03:41,700 Oh,honey,don't worry about it. 80 00:03:41,710 --> 00:03:42,950 You're going to have an epidural. 81 00:03:42,970 --> 00:03:46,930 I'm just making it sound worse than it is to make him feel guilty. 82 00:03:46,950 --> 00:03:49,920 And then y have him by the balls for the rest of your life. 83 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:51,180 Kendra,if I told you something, 84 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:54,040 would you promise not to tell anybody,not even phil? 85 00:03:54,050 --> 00:03:56,320 Oh,my god. 86 00:03:56,330 --> 00:03:59,140 - Is the baby black? - No. 87 00:04:04,750 --> 00:04:07,160 the doctor said it's a hysterical pregnancy. 88 00:04:07,170 --> 00:04:08,780 I can't tell will. 89 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:09,710 I can'T. 90 00:04:09,730 --> 00:04:11,370 He already has one foot out the door. 91 00:04:11,380 --> 00:04:13,470 This baby's the only reason he's still here. 92 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:16,000 What do you think he's going to do when he finds out you lied? 93 00:04:16,010 --> 00:04:18,240 Oh,god,I don't know. 94 00:04:18,850 --> 00:04:20,010 I gotta tell him the truth. 95 00:04:20,020 --> 00:04:22,020 I've got to tell him and I've got to deal with the consequences. 96 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:24,220 - Are you insane? - What? 97 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:26,780 Dishonesty is food to a marriage. 98 00:04:26,790 --> 00:04:29,390 It will die without it. 99 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:31,380 - Oh,kendra... - stop being so emotional. 100 00:04:31,390 --> 00:04:32,210 Okay. 101 00:04:32,220 --> 00:04:34,480 The solution is clear. 102 00:04:35,470 --> 00:04:38,270 We're going to have to get you a baby. 103 00:04:56,870 --> 00:04:58,770 hey,guys. 104 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:00,890 Hope I'm not intruding. 105 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:03,040 No,not at all. 106 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:09,440 Oh,um,so get this. 107 00:05:09,450 --> 00:05:12,270 You know how I'm kind of like a local news junkie,right? 108 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:13,170 Isn't that kind of depressing? 109 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:14,620 Oh,no.It's kind of like a, 110 00:05:14,630 --> 00:05:16,720 like a horror film,you know? 111 00:05:16,730 --> 00:05:18,210 It's drug recalls and poison toys 112 00:05:18,230 --> 00:05:19,770 africanized bees,that was terrible... 113 00:05:19,780 --> 00:05:22,120 that's because disasters freak you out, 114 00:05:22,130 --> 00:05:24,430 yet fascinate you at the same time,sweetie. 115 00:05:24,450 --> 00:05:25,410 So you like the local news, 116 00:05:25,420 --> 00:05:28,490 because this way you can experience them from the safety of your condo. 117 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:32,240 An-anyway,yeah. 118 00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:36,420 Um,they just finished this story on this zoo mauling,you know,and, 119 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:38,600 um,you'll never guess who came on next. 120 00:05:38,610 --> 00:05:40,400 Well,let's see what's going on now with 121 00:05:40,410 --> 00:05:43,390 local champion cheerleading coach sue sylvester 122 00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:46,720 in a brand-new segment call "sue's corner. 123 00:05:46,730 --> 00:05:48,430 " Take it away,sue. 124 00:05:48,650 --> 00:05:49,750 Thanks,rod. 125 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:51,050 AndA. 126 00:05:51,060 --> 00:05:55,790 You know,caning has fallen out of fashion in the united states. 127 00:05:55,800 --> 00:06:00,350 But ask anyone who's safely walked the immaculate sidewalks of singapore 128 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:03,400 after winning an international cheerleading competition, 129 00:06:03,410 --> 00:06:05,980 and they'll tell you one thing. 130 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:08,770 Caning works. 131 00:06:08,780 --> 00:06:12,210 And I think it's about time we did a little more of it right here. 132 00:06:12,220 --> 00:06:14,790 And to all those naysayers out there who say, 133 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:18,580 "that's illegal; "you can't strike children on their bare buttocks 134 00:06:18,590 --> 00:06:20,490 with razor-sharp bamboo sticks," 135 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:25,340 well,to them,I say,"yes,we cane. 136 00:06:25,610 --> 00:06:29,300 " And that's how sue sees it. 137 00:06:29,310 --> 00:06:32,050 They gave her a segment on the local new 138 00:06:32,060 --> 00:06:33,540 Why? 139 00:06:33,550 --> 00:06:36,720 Well,because being a local celebrity who's been written up twice 140 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:39,550 on the sports page of usa today has its perks,william. 141 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:41,870 Hey,pal,you want to pull that chair out for me? 142 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:44,200 My hand's still sore from signing autographs 143 00:06:44,210 --> 00:06:47,570 down at the donut hole this morning. 144 00:06:47,580 --> 00:06:49,370 Brought you some holes I couldn't finish. 145 00:06:49,380 --> 00:06:53,320 Oh,and,uh,fyi,the overnights were through the roof. 146 00:06:54,970 --> 00:06:56,840 you don't know what that means,do you,"overnights"? 147 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:58,650 Well,that's lingo for overnight ratings, 148 00:06:58,660 --> 00:07:01,500 which shows us leading among 18-to-49-year-olds, 149 00:07:01,510 --> 00:07:06,140 making wohn western ohio's number one local newscast. 150 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:08,120 "Wow" is the word,alma. 151 00:07:08,670 --> 00:07:10,570 you know,I wasn't always in the spotlight. 152 00:07:10,580 --> 00:07:12,920 But I didn't want to end up stuck at a lousy 153 00:07:12,930 --> 00:07:16,480 high school wrestling with mental illness. 154 00:07:16,490 --> 00:07:18,840 Or 40 and single, 155 00:07:18,850 --> 00:07:23,290 coaching the worst football team in the history of our state. 156 00:07:23,300 --> 00:07:26,270 Or having to go to the salon every week to have my hair permed. 157 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:28,360 I didn't want to have to do that to myself. 158 00:07:28,370 --> 00:07:29,750 So,I sent out my resume, 159 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:34,310 and I am so happy to tell you that I am busting out of my box. 160 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:38,640 I'd love to stay and chat,but I got a satellite interview. 161 00:07:38,730 --> 00:07:41,780 That's lingo,again,for an interview 162 00:07:42,110 --> 00:07:44,260 via satellite. 163 00:07:56,410 --> 00:07:58,210 excuse me,this isn't the right key. 164 00:07:58,230 --> 00:07:59,380 No,that's actually the right key. 165 00:07:59,390 --> 00:08:00,710 This is the alto part. 166 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:02,110 Yep. 167 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:03,950 Tina's doing the solo. 168 00:08:04,910 --> 00:08:07,360 I-I'm sorry.There must be some sort of mix-up. 169 00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:08,770 I thought I made it very clear that anything 170 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:10,770 from west side story goes to me. 171 00:08:10,780 --> 00:08:12,680 Maria is my part. 172 00:08:12,690 --> 00:08:14,910 Natalie wood was a jew,you know. 173 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:18,200 I've had a very deep,personal connection to this role since the age of one. 174 00:08:18,210 --> 00:08:20,690 Well,I'm trying to shake things up a bit,get us out of our boxes. 175 00:08:20,710 --> 00:08:22,300 You're trying to punish me. 176 00:08:22,310 --> 00:08:23,360 I think you're being irrational. 177 00:08:23,370 --> 00:08:25,520 I think you're being unfair. 178 00:08:25,620 --> 00:08:28,210 I think you're being unfair to tina, 179 00:08:28,230 --> 00:08:30,060 who might've been happy about getting her first solo. 180 00:08:30,070 --> 00:08:31,850 Tina knows how much I respect her, 181 00:08:31,860 --> 00:08:33,070 and I think she would agree with me that 182 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:35,600 she's not ready for such an iconic role as maria. 183 00:08:35,610 --> 00:08:36,810 Wait. 184 00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:39,010 I'm a jet? 185 00:08:46,330 --> 00:08:50,320 the more times she storms out of rehearsal,the less impact it has. 186 00:08:50,510 --> 00:08:52,620 Congratulations,tina. 187 00:08:53,310 --> 00:08:55,720 This is going well. 188 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:58,860 Finn? 189 00:08:58,870 --> 00:09:00,130 I needed to ask you something. 190 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:02,880 Thanks,but already have a date to the prom. 191 00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:03,520 But I'm flattered. 192 00:09:03,530 --> 00:09:05,770 I know how important dances are to teen gays. 193 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:08,610 I'm not gay. 194 00:09:08,690 --> 00:09:10,070 I just... 195 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:11,970 I needed a favor. 196 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:21,220 this is not that difficult,gentlemen,let's go. 197 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:31,970 Just relax,okay? 198 00:09:31,980 --> 00:09:32,870 Remember what I told you: 199 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:35,520 Keep your eye on the ball,don't try to aim it. 200 00:09:35,730 --> 00:09:36,820 Okay,put your helmet on. 201 00:09:36,830 --> 00:09:37,920 It'll mess up my hair. 202 00:09:37,940 --> 00:09:40,540 Put your...put your helmet on,okay? 203 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:42,110 God... 204 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:43,310 good,red's your color. 205 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:45,020 Thank you for helping me with this,finn. 206 00:09:45,030 --> 00:09:47,330 You're really cool. 207 00:09:47,340 --> 00:09:49,660 Well,I figure,the more crossover between glee and football, 208 00:09:49,670 --> 00:09:51,710 the easier my life's going to be. 209 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:53,960 Whoa,whoa,where are you going? 210 00:09:53,970 --> 00:09:55,300 To get my music ready. 211 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:56,420 Are you nuts?You can't use that. 212 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:57,650 But we did when we were rehearsing. 213 00:09:57,670 --> 00:10:00,290 Practicing and no one was around. 214 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:02,590 Look,do you know how much interference I had to run with these guys 215 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:03,770 just to get you this tryout? 216 00:10:03,780 --> 00:10:06,410 If you do it your way,they're going to kill you. 217 00:10:06,980 --> 00:10:09,920 My body is like a rum chocolate soufflé. 218 00:10:09,930 --> 00:10:12,740 If I don't warm it up right,it doesn't rise. 219 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:15,310 If I'm doing this,I'm doing it my way. 220 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:19,850 So are you two an item now,or...? 221 00:10:20,290 --> 00:10:21,630 He doesn't belong here. 222 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:23,350 You joined acafellas.What's the difference? 223 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:25,100 I'm a stud,dude. 224 00:10:25,110 --> 00:10:27,490 I can wear a dress to school,and people think it's cool. 225 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:30,690 Everybody take a knee. 226 00:10:31,110 --> 00:10:32,750 Six games. 227 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:35,420 Our kicker,mr.Langanthal, 228 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:38,570 is zero for 12 in field goal attempts. 229 00:10:38,580 --> 00:10:41,310 As most of you statistically-minded people know, 230 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:43,810 that sucks! 231 00:10:44,450 --> 00:10:47,300 So,mr.Langanthal will thusly now 232 00:10:47,310 --> 00:10:50,020 be in charge of hydration services. 233 00:10:50,190 --> 00:10:53,040 The next player that can get a footba 234 00:10:53,060 --> 00:10:55,940 between those uprights will get his job. 235 00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:57,680 Hi.I'm kurt hummel, 236 00:10:57,690 --> 00:10:59,660 and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker. 237 00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:22,050 I'm up on him,he up on me 238 00:11:22,060 --> 00:11:24,380 don't pay him any attention 239 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:25,680 just cryin' my tears 240 00:11:25,690 --> 00:11:29,390 for three good years,you can't be mad at me 241 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,870 'cause if you liked it then you should've put a ring on it 242 00:11:31,890 --> 00:11:34,230 if you liked it then you should've put a ring on it 243 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:36,770 don't be mad once you see that he want it 244 00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:39,260 'cause if you liked it then you should've put a ring on it 245 00:11:52,540 --> 00:11:53,820 that was good,right? 246 00:11:53,830 --> 00:11:55,820 - Yeah.Yeah. - That's good? 247 00:11:57,340 --> 00:11:59,950 can you do that with a game on the line 248 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:01,260 and ten gorillas bearing down on you 249 00:12:01,270 --> 00:12:03,520 who want nothing more than to taste your sweet,virgin blood? 250 00:12:03,530 --> 00:12:04,560 Hmm,sounds like fun. 251 00:12:04,570 --> 00:12:06,300 Can I have my music? 252 00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:09,290 You kick like that,you can wear a tutu,for all I care. 253 00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:10,720 Gentlemen! 254 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,600 We have found ourselves a kicker! 255 00:12:13,610 --> 00:12:16,010 What it really feels like to miss me,' 256 00:12:16,020 --> 00:12:18,630 cause if you liked it then you should've put a ring on it,oh-oh-oh. 257 00:12:20,190 --> 00:12:21,770 more mail for you,sue. 258 00:12:21,780 --> 00:12:24,740 But I think there might be some... 259 00:12:24,750 --> 00:12:28,030 some hate mail mixed in from your editorial on littering. 260 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:31,550 Well,mr. Mcclung,your station didn't hire me because I was yella. 261 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:37,090 Not everyone's going to have the walnuts to take a pro-littering stance, 262 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:40,520 but I will not rest until every inch of our fair state is covered in garbage. 263 00:12:40,530 --> 00:12:42,430 That's why I pay taxes. 264 00:12:42,450 --> 00:12:45,040 It keeps garbagemen earning a living, 265 00:12:45,060 --> 00:12:48,430 so they can afford tacos for their family. 266 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:51,170 Fantastic. 267 00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:53,510 But I'M... 268 00:12:53,710 --> 00:12:58,590 concerned about your future at wohn. 269 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,980 You see,my daughter goes to your school. 270 00:13:00,990 --> 00:13:05,750 And she says that a lot of the top cheerleaders are defecting to the show choir. 271 00:13:07,430 --> 00:13:08,760 You know,it makes me wonder if you're, 272 00:13:08,770 --> 00:13:11,940 if you're losing all that talent how you could expect to win nationals. 273 00:13:12,070 --> 00:13:15,740 See,your segment's all about being a champion,sue,a winner. 274 00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:17,330 So... 275 00:13:17,970 --> 00:13:20,190 we need you to win nationals. 276 00:13:20,590 --> 00:13:22,200 Okay,uh... 277 00:13:22,210 --> 00:13:23,860 thanks a bunch. 278 00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:25,940 Great work. 279 00:13:32,890 --> 00:13:34,230 quinn? 280 00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:37,000 Quinn? 281 00:13:37,010 --> 00:13:39,300 Hey,what's with the silent treatment? 282 00:13:41,830 --> 00:13:44,700 Whatever I did,I'm sorry. 283 00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:47,040 I'm pregnant. 284 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:51,330 I wasn't sure and... 285 00:13:51,340 --> 00:13:53,130 I really didn't want to go by myself. 286 00:13:53,150 --> 00:13:55,530 I'm so sorry that I didn't tell you sooner. 287 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:57,840 mine? 288 00:13:57,850 --> 00:13:59,920 Yes,you. 289 00:13:59,930 --> 00:14:02,270 Who else's would it be? 290 00:14:02,370 --> 00:14:03,440 But we-we never... 291 00:14:03,450 --> 00:14:05,070 last month. 292 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:06,880 Hot tub. 293 00:14:14,570 --> 00:14:16,230 Oh,no. 294 00:14:16,380 --> 00:14:17,840 Oh,no. 295 00:14:17,860 --> 00:14:19,040 Oh... 296 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,470 think of the mail. 297 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,170 Think of the mail. 298 00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:25,180 You killed him!What are you gonna do? 299 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:26,830 but we were wearing our swimsuits. 300 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:30,560 Ask jeeves said a hot tub is the perfect temperature for sperm. 301 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,510 It helps it swim faster. 302 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:33,700 Oh,my god. 303 00:14:33,710 --> 00:14:34,910 Oh,my god. 304 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,590 Oh,my god,wait. 305 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,880 - Are-are you going to get A...?- No. 306 00:14:41,110 --> 00:14:43,860 I really thought I had a shot of getting out of here. 307 00:14:55,610 --> 00:14:59,340 I've been collecting since 1961. 308 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,200 Isn't this just lovely and normal? 309 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,520 they're my everything. 310 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:07,770 Teatime. 311 00:15:11,820 --> 00:15:13,080 right. 312 00:15:13,090 --> 00:15:15,860 So,to what do I owe the honor of your presence? 313 00:15:15,870 --> 00:15:18,850 Oh,I just thought I'd stop by and say hello,buddy. 314 00:15:19,530 --> 00:15:21,100 Boy,the only thing missing from this place 315 00:15:21,110 --> 00:15:22,740 is a couple dozen bodies lymed and 316 00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:25,550 rotting in shallow graves under the floorboards. 317 00:15:25,940 --> 00:15:29,510 Please,have a seat on the casting couch. 318 00:15:32,570 --> 00:15:37,000 its so wonderful to finally have some sandy time. 319 00:15:37,010 --> 00:15:39,520 I have my bridge game on fridays. 320 00:15:39,530 --> 00:15:43,800 Saturdays,I am fully committed at the local cat rescue. 321 00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:44,870 Sandy... 322 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:46,720 let's cut the crap. 323 00:15:49,090 --> 00:15:51,980 I'm living in a cocoon of horror. 324 00:15:53,470 --> 00:15:58,050 yesterday,I ate nine cans of aerosol whipped cream. 325 00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:00,400 No... 326 00:16:00,410 --> 00:16:01,480 you... 327 00:16:01,490 --> 00:16:03,170 sandy,sandy... 328 00:16:03,180 --> 00:16:05,520 we have similar problems. 329 00:16:05,530 --> 00:16:08,680 You need to be back in the spotlight. 330 00:16:09,110 --> 00:16:13,370 I want to offer you the school's arts administrator position. 331 00:16:13,380 --> 00:16:16,970 You will have control of all the arts programs: 332 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,230 glee club. 333 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,070 That's impossible. 334 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,650 Figgins will never allow it. 335 00:16:26,660 --> 00:16:29,250 Oh,don't you worry about figgins. 336 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:32,530 I'm never letting sandy ryerson backn this school. 337 00:16:32,540 --> 00:16:34,280 Take a look at this. 338 00:16:39,230 --> 00:16:43,170 Vascular embolisms are a serious hazard on long distance flights. 339 00:16:43,180 --> 00:16:47,290 So make sure to stretch your legs every hour to prevent clotting. 340 00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:48,570 For additional protection: 341 00:16:48,580 --> 00:16:50,190 Anti-embolism stockings 342 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,780 can be purchased from your flight attendants 343 00:16:52,790 --> 00:16:56,520 ************* 344 00:16:56,540 --> 00:17:00,830 well,I would hate to think of this video circulating around the school. 345 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:03,270 Better yet,youtube. 346 00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:07,270 Our first order of business is glee club. 347 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:09,900 I couldn't agree with you more. 348 00:17:09,910 --> 00:17:11,850 William is running it into the ground. 349 00:17:11,860 --> 00:17:14,230 And there's one linchpin holding that group together. 350 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,260 Rachel berry.How do we steal her away? 351 00:17:16,270 --> 00:17:17,880 Hold on to your easter bonnet,sandy. 352 00:17:17,890 --> 00:17:20,100 I'm going to fire four words at you. 353 00:17:20,110 --> 00:17:23,880 Liza minnelli,celine dion. 354 00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:26,080 Be a LEAD in our High School Musical! 355 00:17:26,090 --> 00:17:27,850 Audition for CABARET!Must audition with Celine Dion song of your choice 356 00:17:27,860 --> 00:17:29,500 I am yours. 357 00:17:29,510 --> 00:17:34,700 What do you say to takin' chances? 358 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:41,970 What do you say to jumping off the edge? 359 00:17:41,990 --> 00:17:49,490 Never knowing there's solid ground below or 360 00:17:49,510 --> 00:18:01,910 a hand to hold or hell to pay what do you say? 361 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:07,810 What do you say? 362 00:18:12,710 --> 00:18:13,970 What's next? 363 00:18:13,980 --> 00:18:16,330 Congratulations,miss sally bowles. 364 00:18:16,340 --> 00:18:18,930 You have just landed the lead. 365 00:18:23,110 --> 00:18:24,740 this is a joke. 366 00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:28,340 William,sandy's never been formally charged with anything. 367 00:18:28,350 --> 00:18:32,920 And the fact is,upon further reflection,my firing of him was rash. 368 00:18:33,060 --> 00:18:34,800 This is a wonderful thing,will. 369 00:18:34,810 --> 00:18:37,220 How many times have you sat in the chair complaining 370 00:18:37,230 --> 00:18:40,120 how I don't care about the arts program? 371 00:18:40,130 --> 00:18:41,240 This was you. 372 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,650 You have always been out to get me. 373 00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:46,530 Well,if I was out to get you,I'd have you pickling in a mason jar on my shelf by now. 374 00:18:46,540 --> 00:18:48,090 William,take a chill pill. 375 00:18:48,110 --> 00:18:49,220 I'm here to help you. 376 00:18:49,230 --> 00:18:50,810 Oh,really? 377 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:53,130 Is that why you stole my best singer? 378 00:18:54,790 --> 00:18:58,350 An opportunity arose for me to showcase my talents,and I took it. 379 00:18:58,530 --> 00:19:01,410 How's that any different from when you quit glee to form your boy band? 380 00:19:01,420 --> 00:19:03,310 Because I didn't do it out of spite. 381 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,690 I'm offended by that accusation. 382 00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:07,670 I've always been a team player. 383 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,180 Just admit it,mr.Shue,you don't like me very much. 384 00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:11,850 That's not true. 385 00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:14,140 I am your biggest 386 00:19:14,590 --> 00:19:17,450 and sometimes,your only-- fan. 387 00:19:19,130 --> 00:19:21,000 Look,I know who I am,okay? 388 00:19:21,010 --> 00:19:24,470 I know I can be a little abrasive,bossy and conceited. 389 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:27,940 I'm just hurt that you chose to judge me on that,rather than on my talent. 390 00:19:27,950 --> 00:19:31,170 I know it sounds awful,but I'm the best one in there. 391 00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:34,030 I try the hardest,and I want it the most. 392 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,390 Everyone knows that. 393 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,190 And they're scared of it. 394 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:38,400 They all think that they can slack off 395 00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:40,100 because you'll pick up their weight. 396 00:19:40,110 --> 00:19:42,450 We can't win regionals like that. 397 00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:44,800 We need everyone to think that they're a star. 398 00:19:44,810 --> 00:19:47,850 We're giving everyone a chance to think they're a star. 399 00:19:47,860 --> 00:19:50,930 We're providing opportunities,we're opening doors. 400 00:19:50,950 --> 00:19:53,480 Find your voice,stomp that yard... 401 00:19:53,490 --> 00:19:54,430 all that crap. 402 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:56,270 What does she have on you? 403 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,390 Enough! 404 00:19:59,570 --> 00:20:02,150 I tried to play nice with you,william. 405 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:06,010 But clearly,you prefer to be adversaries. 406 00:20:06,170 --> 00:20:08,130 So be it. 407 00:20:08,710 --> 00:20:10,850 I'm not quitting glee. 408 00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:12,590 I'm just looking for a reason to stay. 409 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,740 Oh,like me taking the solo away from tina? 410 00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:17,630 Everyone on the team is getting something out of being there. 411 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:21,430 You're doing a great job of getting them out of their shells, 412 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:22,650 except for me. 413 00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:25,160 I'm still getting my lipstick flushed down the toilet. 414 00:20:25,170 --> 00:20:27,390 I still don't have a boyfriend. 415 00:20:27,780 --> 00:20:30,130 Tina's great,but... 416 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:33,100 why do you have to hurt me to make her feel good? 417 00:20:33,110 --> 00:20:35,100 Just come to rehearsal. 418 00:20:53,270 --> 00:21:00,100 tonight, tonight it all began tonight 419 00:21:00,110 --> 00:21:06,900 I saw you and the world went away... 420 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:13,250 tonight,tonight there's only you tonight 421 00:21:13,260 --> 00:21:20,570 what you are what you do what you say... 422 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:25,730 today,all day I had the feeling 423 00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:34,220 a miracle would happen I know now I was right... 424 00:21:34,230 --> 00:21:44,090 for here you are and what was just a world is a star... 425 00:21:44,110 --> 00:21:47,590 tonight. 426 00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:50,220 That was great,tina. 427 00:21:50,230 --> 00:21:51,200 Good job. 428 00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:52,490 You don't have to say that. 429 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,620 I was sh-sharp. 430 00:21:54,670 --> 00:21:56,300 I c-c-can't do this. 431 00:21:56,310 --> 00:21:58,270 Hey,look at me. 432 00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:01,550 Have you noticed the more confident you are,the less you stutter? 433 00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:06,570 hey,I need you to be great at regionals. 434 00:22:06,580 --> 00:22:09,580 To do that,you've got to know that you can do this. 435 00:22:12,420 --> 00:22:14,810 You have to give this song to rachel. 436 00:22:14,930 --> 00:22:16,510 She's better than me. 437 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,900 And you know she'll quit if you don'T. 438 00:22:19,550 --> 00:22:22,190 I'll t-take one for the team. 439 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:27,410 y,finn,what's up? 440 00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:34,380 - Hey... - it's okay. 441 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:37,790 It's okay. 442 00:22:43,670 --> 00:22:45,940 thanks a lot for this,mr.Shue. 443 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:48,250 - I couldn't talk to my mom,you know? - Yeah. 444 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:50,290 So how far along is she? 445 00:22:51,590 --> 00:22:54,130 Uh,I don't know,uh,a couple of weeks,maybe. 446 00:22:54,450 --> 00:22:56,570 It's pretty recent,I guess. 447 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:57,950 Well,what do you... 448 00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:58,690 what do you need me to do? 449 00:22:58,700 --> 00:23:00,310 You want me to... 450 00:23:00,330 --> 00:23:02,350 you want me to set you up with planned parenthood? 451 00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:03,280 No. 452 00:23:03,290 --> 00:23:05,140 No,it's not even a conversation. 453 00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:07,170 She's keeping it. 454 00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:11,900 I've seen the guys around town who had kids in high school. 455 00:23:11,910 --> 00:23:16,980 They work here or at the supermarket or pumping gas or worse. 456 00:23:17,860 --> 00:23:19,290 They're caged. 457 00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:21,320 Got no future. 458 00:23:21,460 --> 00:23:24,190 I can't become one of those dudes. 459 00:23:24,510 --> 00:23:26,690 Mr.Shue,I've got to go to college. 460 00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:28,660 But we don't have any money,and... 461 00:23:29,910 --> 00:23:31,720 I need a football scholarship, 462 00:23:31,730 --> 00:23:34,960 but the only way I'm going to get one is if we start winning. 463 00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:37,880 I'm not a football coach. 464 00:23:38,870 --> 00:23:41,940 Remember when we were working on that acafella stuff, 465 00:23:41,950 --> 00:23:43,900 and you helped me and puck with the dancing? 466 00:23:43,910 --> 00:23:46,340 - Yeah. - You loosened us up. 467 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:48,180 That's the football team's problem. 468 00:23:48,190 --> 00:23:50,930 I figured it out watching kurt kick those field goals. 469 00:23:50,940 --> 00:23:53,300 Check this out. 470 00:23:53,310 --> 00:23:55,680 I got this at the school library. 471 00:23:56,070 --> 00:23:59,320 Did you know you can just borrow books from there? 472 00:23:59,330 --> 00:24:00,310 All of them. 473 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,330 Except for the encyclopedias,but... 474 00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:06,600 it says in here that walter payton was a great dancer. 475 00:24:06,610 --> 00:24:10,610 In college,he-he won dance competitions on soul train. 476 00:24:10,630 --> 00:24:12,970 And he took ballet lessons. 477 00:24:12,980 --> 00:24:16,850 And he even got the whole bears team to take them the year they won the super bowl. 478 00:24:16,990 --> 00:24:18,600 That's how they came up with the super bowl shuffle. 479 00:24:18,610 --> 00:24:20,100 Let me just get this straight. 480 00:24:20,110 --> 00:24:23,430 You want me to teach the football team how to dance? 481 00:24:25,390 --> 00:24:27,490 I don't think ken will go for that. 482 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:29,680 We'll talk him into it. 483 00:24:30,380 --> 00:24:32,900 Look,you said you needed guys for glee club,right? 484 00:24:32,910 --> 00:24:36,510 If you can help us win one game,they'll start to trust you. 485 00:24:37,500 --> 00:24:40,160 Then I'm sure some of them will want to join. 486 00:24:42,310 --> 00:24:44,630 It's a win-win for both of us. 487 00:24:53,220 --> 00:24:54,910 Eat up. 488 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,150 How far along is she? 489 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:57,910 A few weeks. 490 00:24:58,430 --> 00:25:00,360 It breaks my heart. 491 00:25:00,370 --> 00:25:02,310 I mean,they're both so scared to death,ter. 492 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:05,130 They're just kids.They can't raise a baby. 493 00:25:05,140 --> 00:25:07,110 Here this poor girl is so ashamed, 494 00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:09,950 she feels like she can't tell anybody. 495 00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:12,450 Can you imagine? 496 00:25:14,530 --> 00:25:16,870 Having to hide something like that? 497 00:25:17,780 --> 00:25:21,090 All that effort,covering that up. 498 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:23,770 What did you say her name was? 499 00:25:23,790 --> 00:25:25,750 - Quinn? - Quinn fabray. 500 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:28,960 Oh,and here's the kicker: She's president of the celibacy club. 501 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:38,350 This is garbage! 502 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:40,000 What the hell does beyonc?have to do with football? 503 00:25:40,010 --> 00:25:40,980 Why don't you ask kurt? 504 00:25:40,990 --> 00:25:43,290 He seems to be the only one who can score on this team. 505 00:25:43,300 --> 00:25:44,070 Even in practice. 506 00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:46,600 So we're taking coaching advice from lance bass now? 507 00:25:46,610 --> 00:25:47,690 Guys! 508 00:25:47,700 --> 00:25:48,790 Guys! 509 00:25:48,810 --> 00:25:51,820 Athletes are performers,just like singers and dancers. 510 00:25:51,830 --> 00:25:52,850 Think about it. 511 00:25:52,860 --> 00:25:55,110 Jim brown,dick butkus... 512 00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:57,500 O.J.O.J. 513 00:25:57,510 --> 00:25:58,740 ,Right. 514 00:25:58,750 --> 00:25:59,860 All pretty tough guys. 515 00:25:59,870 --> 00:26:02,550 All of them had big careers as performers. 516 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:06,030 Now,I don't think you guys are losing because you don't have the talent. 517 00:26:06,050 --> 00:26:08,130 You're losing because you don't have the right attitude. 518 00:26:08,140 --> 00:26:09,280 Oh,I get it. 519 00:26:09,290 --> 00:26:11,700 We have to think more like amazonian black women. 520 00:26:11,710 --> 00:26:12,770 Think about it. 521 00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:15,190 If you can sing and dance in front of people, 522 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,200 everything else is easy. 523 00:26:16,210 --> 00:26:17,690 Coach,please. 524 00:26:17,700 --> 00:26:18,490 Step in here. 525 00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:20,180 I'm down with it. 526 00:26:20,190 --> 00:26:21,960 I mean,heck,what do we got to lose? 527 00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:25,340 We gave up our pride when we lost to that school for the deaf. 528 00:26:26,810 --> 00:26:30,700 sun tzu says in his art of war to never let the enemy know you. 529 00:26:30,710 --> 00:26:33,330 Our greatest weapon could be the element of surprise. 530 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,530 Don't tell me that you wouldn't be on your heels 531 00:26:35,540 --> 00:26:38,860 if the other team started busting a move on the field. 532 00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,530 okay,too much talking,not enough stretching. 533 00:26:42,540 --> 00:26:45,590 In the choir room in full pads in five. 534 00:26:45,900 --> 00:26:47,410 That's five minutes.Let's go! 535 00:26:47,420 --> 00:26:48,820 Five,six,seven,eight. 536 00:26:48,830 --> 00:26:50,730 Step,ball change,up. 537 00:26:56,980 --> 00:27:00,100 that's good,guys.Your hips are still a little tight,okay? 538 00:27:00,110 --> 00:27:01,610 It's just like you're playing football. 539 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,200 It's all about the lateral movement. 540 00:27:03,210 --> 00:27:04,140 Just stay low and... 541 00:27:04,150 --> 00:27:06,050 may I? 542 00:27:06,060 --> 00:27:07,870 Watch kurt. 543 00:27:09,900 --> 00:27:11,250 All right,boys. 544 00:27:11,260 --> 00:27:13,390 Five,six,seven... 545 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,240 hand,hand. 546 00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:16,090 Point to the finger. 547 00:27:16,100 --> 00:27:17,950 Hip,head. 548 00:27:18,140 --> 00:27:20,700 Oh,sneak attack back to the ring. 549 00:27:20,710 --> 00:27:22,480 Comb through the hair. 550 00:27:22,490 --> 00:27:24,620 Slap the butt. 551 00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:26,390 okay,that's enough for today,gentlemen. 552 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,310 We'll work on it. 553 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,120 Just hit the showers. 554 00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:35,690 Um,coach,I don't mean to interject,but, 555 00:27:35,700 --> 00:27:38,750 um,I think we should end with a show circle. 556 00:27:39,980 --> 00:27:41,630 What's your problem? 557 00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:44,890 Nothing.I just got a lot on my mind. 558 00:27:45,300 --> 00:27:48,160 Seriously,dude,what's going on? 559 00:27:48,170 --> 00:27:49,930 I'm your best friend. 560 00:27:49,940 --> 00:27:50,650 Talk. 561 00:27:50,660 --> 00:27:52,700 It's personal. 562 00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:54,510 I knew it. 563 00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:55,670 You're in love with kurt. 564 00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,180 Quinn's pregnant.She's keeping the baby. 565 00:28:10,250 --> 00:28:12,780 - 'Sup,milf? - Leave me alone. 566 00:28:15,010 --> 00:28:17,110 Who's the daddy? 567 00:28:18,210 --> 00:28:19,490 I just think it's kind of weird if it's finn 568 00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:22,280 since you told me you were a virgin when we did it. 569 00:28:22,450 --> 00:28:24,260 And I know for a fact that you didn't do it with him. 570 00:28:24,270 --> 00:28:26,550 How can you be so sure? 571 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:27,730 Finn's mboy. 572 00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:28,730 He would've told me. 573 00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:31,880 You make a habit of sleeping with your boy's girlfriends? 574 00:28:33,500 --> 00:28:34,490 Well,call the vatican! 575 00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:37,300 We got ourselves another immaculate conception. 576 00:28:37,670 --> 00:28:39,420 I'd take care of it,you know. 577 00:28:39,430 --> 00:28:41,480 You,too. 578 00:28:41,620 --> 00:28:44,210 My dad's a deadbeat,but I don't roll that way. 579 00:28:44,220 --> 00:28:47,920 Weren't you fired for peeing in the fast-food fryolator? 580 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:49,490 I've got my pool cleaning business. 581 00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:51,920 We live in ohio. 582 00:28:52,740 --> 00:28:58,330 I had sex with you because you got me drunk on wine coolers and I felt fat that day. 583 00:28:59,410 --> 00:29:01,640 But it was a mistake. 584 00:29:02,380 --> 00:29:06,160 You're a lima loser and you're always going to be a lima loser. 585 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,240 how many weeks are you? 586 00:29:24,250 --> 00:29:27,040 From the looks of you,I'd say no more than five or six. 587 00:29:27,050 --> 00:29:28,940 I assume you haven't told your parents yet. 588 00:29:28,950 --> 00:29:30,000 How could you? 589 00:29:30,010 --> 00:29:33,390 After daddy bought you this car so you could drive him to the chastity ball. 590 00:29:34,190 --> 00:29:36,300 You can't raise this baby,quinn. 591 00:29:36,310 --> 00:29:38,800 I'm sorry,but who are you? 592 00:29:39,330 --> 00:29:40,700 I'm just somebody who wants to help. 593 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:42,010 I don't need your help. 594 00:29:42,020 --> 00:29:43,610 Get the hell out of my car! 595 00:29:43,620 --> 00:29:45,100 Really? 596 00:29:45,110 --> 00:29:48,180 What kind of prenatal vitamins are you taking? 597 00:29:52,900 --> 00:29:56,990 Here,three times a day or your baby will be ugly. 598 00:29:58,150 --> 00:30:00,550 I don't understand. 599 00:30:01,290 --> 00:30:03,530 What do you want from me? 600 00:30:18,740 --> 00:30:19,920 Anyone sitting here? 601 00:30:19,940 --> 00:30:21,440 Um,no. 602 00:30:21,450 --> 00:30:23,320 No,here... 603 00:30:25,770 --> 00:30:27,110 Well,at least I know it's clean. 604 00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:28,800 Yeah. 605 00:30:47,420 --> 00:30:50,970 well,I think we,uh,really came together this week as a team. 606 00:30:50,980 --> 00:30:52,890 Yeah,a gay team. 607 00:30:52,900 --> 00:30:55,820 A big,gay team of dancing gays. 608 00:30:55,830 --> 00:30:58,440 Seriously,finn,it was fun in practice and all, 609 00:30:58,450 --> 00:31:00,840 but we can't do that out here in front of everybody. 610 00:31:00,850 --> 00:31:03,000 It'll make us even more of a joke. 611 00:31:17,990 --> 00:31:19,900 all right,divert right.87 on one. 612 00:31:19,910 --> 00:31:21,790 Break! 613 00:31:23,870 --> 00:31:24,940 Yo,qb! 614 00:31:24,950 --> 00:31:27,840 Your mama's so fat,the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs. 615 00:31:27,850 --> 00:31:28,990 Give me some ketchup! 616 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,300 Down,set,hut! 617 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,680 punch and judy on one,break! 618 00:31:44,090 --> 00:31:45,800 Come on! 619 00:31:53,050 --> 00:31:54,420 dad! 620 00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:56,860 Dad! 621 00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,600 I told you!I told you! 622 00:31:58,620 --> 00:32:00,430 I told... 623 00:32:02,180 --> 00:32:04,100 Jordan versus bird on one! 624 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,240 Run! 625 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,980 cupid tips on one.Break. 626 00:32:38,730 --> 00:32:40,450 time out. 627 00:32:46,770 --> 00:32:48,290 dude,we got to do it. 628 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,740 We will be jokes for the rest of our high school lives. 629 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,520 We're already jokes. 630 00:32:52,530 --> 00:32:55,950 I don't want to be a lima loser for the rest of my life. 631 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:01,140 Yo,left tackle 632 00:33:01,150 --> 00:33:04,100 your mama's so fat,her cereal comes with its own lifeguard 633 00:33:04,110 --> 00:33:05,010 like baywatch! 634 00:33:05,020 --> 00:33:06,940 Hey,ankle grabber. 635 00:33:06,950 --> 00:33:09,160 I had sex with your mother. 636 00:33:09,170 --> 00:33:11,530 No,seriously I cleaned your pool 637 00:33:11,540 --> 00:33:14,100 and then I had sex with her in your bed. 638 00:33:14,110 --> 00:33:16,190 Nice star wars sheets. 639 00:33:19,380 --> 00:33:21,190 Let's do it,captain. 640 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,020 Come on,huddle up. 641 00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:24,240 Huddle up. 642 00:33:24,250 --> 00:33:27,320 Okay,"ring on it" on three. 643 00:33:29,140 --> 00:33:30,130 Yeah. 644 00:33:30,140 --> 00:33:31,580 All right? 645 00:33:31,590 --> 00:33:32,590 Come on,on-on three. 646 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,750 One,two,three,break. 647 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:48,290 Hut one,two,three. 648 00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:49,880 Let's hit it. 649 00:33:58,750 --> 00:34:01,130 all the single ladies all the single ladies 650 00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:03,510 all the single ladies all the single ladies 651 00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:06,100 all the single ladies,now put your hands up 652 00:34:06,110 --> 00:34:08,760 up in a club,we just broke up 653 00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:11,200 I'm doing my own little thing 654 00:34:11,210 --> 00:34:13,590 you decided to dip,and now you want to trip 655 00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:16,150 'cause another brother noticed me 656 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,530 I'm up on him,he up on me 657 00:34:18,540 --> 00:34:21,010 don't pay him any attention 658 00:34:21,020 --> 00:34:23,490 just cryin' my tears for three good years 659 00:34:23,500 --> 00:34:25,810 you can't be mad at me 660 00:34:25,820 --> 00:34:28,410 'cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it 661 00:34:28,430 --> 00:34:30,800 if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it 662 00:34:30,810 --> 00:34:33,310 don't be mad once you see that he want it 663 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:35,390 if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it 664 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:40,730 oh,oh,oh oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh oh,oh,oh,oh 665 00:34:40,740 --> 00:34:43,320 if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it 666 00:34:43,330 --> 00:34:45,620 if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it 667 00:34:45,630 --> 00:34:48,110 don't be mad once you see that he want it 668 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,080 if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it 669 00:34:50,090 --> 00:34:56,080 oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh oh,oh,oh,oh oh,oh,oh. 670 00:34:56,090 --> 00:34:57,830 Hike. 671 00:35:14,190 --> 00:35:16,280 yeah! 672 00:35:37,060 --> 00:35:38,920 you're up,kid. 673 00:35:39,110 --> 00:35:41,470 You make this and we win. 674 00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:44,010 You make this... 675 00:35:44,030 --> 00:35:46,190 and you die a legend. 676 00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:49,190 Can I pee first? 677 00:36:01,100 --> 00:36:03,230 He's so little. 678 00:36:16,810 --> 00:36:18,480 ten hut. 679 00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:22,000 Nighttime skin care is a big part of my postgame ritual. 680 00:37:22,010 --> 00:37:24,880 I dot know what to say about that,but,uh... 681 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,980 I was really proud of you tonight,kurt. 682 00:37:30,140 --> 00:37:31,880 I wish your mom would have been there. 683 00:37:31,890 --> 00:37:35,240 I mean,alive. 684 00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:37,360 Thanks. 685 00:37:40,660 --> 00:37:43,110 Dad...I... 686 00:37:45,550 --> 00:37:47,890 have something that I want to say. 687 00:37:52,130 --> 00:37:54,810 I'm glad that you're proud of me, 688 00:37:55,740 --> 00:37:57,830 but I don't want to lie anymore. 689 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,670 Being a part of... 690 00:38:01,690 --> 00:38:07,300 the glee club and football has real showed me that I can be anything. 691 00:38:08,510 --> 00:38:11,660 And what I am... i. 692 00:38:15,970 --> 00:38:18,620 I'm gay. 693 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,700 I know. 694 00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:22,590 Really? 695 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:25,190 I've known since you were three. 696 00:38:26,460 --> 00:38:29,940 All you wanted for your birthday was a pair of sensible heels. 697 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:35,490 I guess I'm not totally in love with the idea,but... 698 00:38:37,030 --> 00:38:39,040 if that's who you are, 699 00:38:39,510 --> 00:38:41,200 there's nothing I can do about it. 700 00:38:41,210 --> 00:38:43,380 And I love you just as much. 701 00:38:46,010 --> 00:38:47,830 Okay? 702 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,300 Thanks for telling me,kurt. 703 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,490 You're sure,right? 704 00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:06,920 Yeah,dad,I'm sure. 705 00:39:06,930 --> 00:39:09,580 I'm just checking. 706 00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,500 hey. 707 00:39:18,470 --> 00:39:20,490 Here. 708 00:39:20,660 --> 00:39:22,390 It's my gee-ge. 709 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:25,720 This is the baby blanket my dad got me the day I was born. 710 00:39:25,730 --> 00:39:27,670 It was the only thing I had to remember him by. 711 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:29,790 I used to cry without it. 712 00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:31,910 I took it everywhereith me. 713 00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:33,230 So it's a little dirty. 714 00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:35,420 But I want our baby to have it. 715 00:39:36,050 --> 00:39:39,750 I'm going to do everything I can to be a good father. 716 00:39:43,100 --> 00:39:44,270 Thank you,finn. 717 00:39:44,290 --> 00:39:46,110 Hey,guys. 718 00:39:46,130 --> 00:39:48,360 How you doing? 719 00:39:48,770 --> 00:39:51,510 You know,lately I've been getting really sick in the morning. 720 00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,190 Must be a virus. 721 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:55,080 Hey,you putting on a little weight? 722 00:39:55,090 --> 00:39:56,370 You should watch your carbs. 723 00:39:56,380 --> 00:39:57,350 They're not going to be able to hoist you 724 00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,200 to the top of that cheerleading pyramid much longer. 725 00:39:59,210 --> 00:40:02,340 Hey,don't talk to my girlfriend like that. 726 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:10,200 You know what,you're right. 727 00:40:10,210 --> 00:40:12,270 I was out of line. 728 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,290 See you guys around. 729 00:40:21,740 --> 00:40:24,250 You know,there's a question I get asked a lot. 730 00:40:24,260 --> 00:40:26,490 Whether I'm accepting an honorary doctorate 731 00:40:26,500 --> 00:40:28,820 or performing a citizen's arrest 732 00:40:28,830 --> 00:40:33,480 people ask me,"sue,what's your secret? 733 00:40:33,490 --> 00:40:35,760 " Well,I'll tl you my secret,western ohio. 734 00:40:35,770 --> 00:40:38,160 Hey,guys,let's give a big glee welcome to our three new members 735 00:40:38,170 --> 00:40:40,440 fresh off their big win on friday night. 736 00:40:40,450 --> 00:40:43,720 Noah puckerman,matt rutherford and mike chang. 737 00:40:43,730 --> 00:40:45,970 Regionals,here we come. 738 00:40:45,980 --> 00:40:49,860 Sue Sylvester is not afraid to shake things up. 739 00:40:49,870 --> 00:40:53,830 Let's start today with "tonight" from west side story. 740 00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:58,660 Tina... 741 00:40:58,970 --> 00:41:01,040 show us what you got. 742 00:41:01,660 --> 00:41:03,670 You know, I'm tired to hear people complain 743 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:06,000 I'm riddle with this disease, or... 744 00:41:06,020 --> 00:41:08,160 I was at that tsunami. 745 00:41:08,170 --> 00:41:10,160 So then I say, shake it up a bit! 746 00:41:10,170 --> 00:41:11,760 Get out of your box! 747 00:41:11,770 --> 00:41:14,830 Even if that box happens to be where you're living. 748 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:18,900 I thought you were at glee practice, my little multi-tasking star. 749 00:41:18,910 --> 00:41:20,260 I quit. 750 00:41:20,270 --> 00:41:21,840 I'm yours exclusively. 751 00:41:21,850 --> 00:41:24,190 I often yell at homeless people 752 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:27,280 Hey! How's that homelessness working out for you? 753 00:41:27,290 --> 00:41:29,720 Give not being a homeless a try! Huh? 754 00:41:29,730 --> 00:41:31,450 Maybe this time in B-flat? 755 00:41:31,460 --> 00:41:33,100 You know something, Ohio? 756 00:41:33,110 --> 00:41:36,230 It's not easy to break out of your comfort zone. 757 00:41:36,250 --> 00:41:38,420 People will tear you down. 758 00:41:38,430 --> 00:41:40,640 Tell you you shouldn't 've bothered in the first place. 759 00:41:40,650 --> 00:41:42,530 But let me tell you something 760 00:41:42,540 --> 00:41:47,120 There's no much of a difference between a stadium full of cheering fans 761 00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:50,730 and an angry crowd screaming abuse at you. 762 00:41:50,740 --> 00:41:53,050 They're both just making a lot of noise. 763 00:41:53,070 --> 00:41:55,720 How do you take it? It's up to you. 764 00:41:55,730 --> 00:41:57,900 Keep in yourself they are cheering for you. 765 00:41:57,910 --> 00:42:02,010 You do that ... and some day, they will. 766 00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:05,120 And that's how Sue sees it? 767 00:42:06,305 --> 00:42:12,532 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org