0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:02,669 --> 00:00:05,729 - [Beeps] - # All the single ladies # 2 00:00:05,806 --> 00:00:08,138 - # All the single ladies # - # All the single ladies # 3 00:00:08,208 --> 00:00:09,573 # All the single ladies # 4 00:00:09,643 --> 00:00:11,941 - # All the single ladies # - # All the single ladies # 5 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:15,004 - # All the single ladies # - # Now put your hands up # 6 00:00:15,082 --> 00:00:17,141 # Up in the club We just broke up # 7 00:00:17,217 --> 00:00:19,879 # I'm doing my own little thing # 8 00:00:19,953 --> 00:00:22,114 # Actin' up Drink in my cup # 9 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:24,054 # I can care less what you think # 10 00:00:24,124 --> 00:00:27,116 # I need no permission Did I mention # 11 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:29,162 # Don't pay him any attention # 12 00:00:29,229 --> 00:00:31,629 # 'Cause you had your turn and now you gonna learn # 13 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:34,132 # What it really feels like to miss me # 14 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:36,726 # 'Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it # 15 00:00:36,804 --> 00:00:39,034 # If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it # 16 00:00:39,106 --> 00:00:41,666 # Don't be mad once you see that he want it # 17 00:00:41,742 --> 00:00:43,972 # If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it # 18 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,706 # Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh # 19 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:48,543 # Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh # 20 00:00:48,615 --> 00:00:51,846 # Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh # 21 00:00:51,919 --> 00:00:54,183 - # Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ## - [Beeps] 22 00:00:54,254 --> 00:00:55,346 ## [Stops] 23 00:00:58,125 --> 00:01:01,094 Dad. You're home early. 24 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:03,755 Deadliest Catch is on. 25 00:01:07,201 --> 00:01:10,364 - What are you wearing? - It's a unitard. 26 00:01:10,437 --> 00:01:12,667 Guys wear them to, uh, work out nowadays. 27 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:16,732 Do sports. They wick sweat from the body. 28 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,874 F-F-Football. 29 00:01:20,948 --> 00:01:24,042 Yeah, all the guys in football wear 'em. They're jock-chic. 30 00:01:25,185 --> 00:01:27,915 Totally. Kurt's on the football team now. 31 00:01:27,988 --> 00:01:30,354 He's the kicker. That's the smallest guy on the field, right? 32 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:32,949 Yeah. Ye... 33 00:01:33,026 --> 00:01:36,223 Brit and Tina were just helping me with some conditioning work. 34 00:01:36,296 --> 00:01:38,696 Hmm. Really? 35 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:42,667 You know, I played in J.C. before I busted up my knee... 36 00:01:42,736 --> 00:01:45,261 poppin' wheelies on my dirt bike. 37 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:48,871 Cool. I guess we'll have something to talk about then. 38 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:51,342 - [Chuckling] - [Laughs] 39 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:53,936 So one of you two his girlfriend? 40 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:58,576 But I'm not ready to be exclusive just yet. 41 00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:00,586 Hmm. 42 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:03,623 All right, just keep the music down. 43 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:05,681 I can't hear myself think up there. 44 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,951 Hey, Kurt. 45 00:02:09,029 --> 00:02:12,157 Be sure to get me a ticket to your first game. 46 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:24,808 [Huffing, Puffing] 47 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:30,010 You're doing great, baby. Just keep breathing. 48 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:33,951 No, no, no. [Scoffs] 49 00:02:34,021 --> 00:02:37,047 Giving birth is not like how it is in the movies. 50 00:02:37,124 --> 00:02:39,183 It is bloody and bestial... 51 00:02:39,259 --> 00:02:41,284 and you get poop all over your cowboy boots. 52 00:02:41,361 --> 00:02:44,125 - Well, I'm just trying to be supportive. - Well, this isn't about you. 53 00:02:44,197 --> 00:02:46,597 I'm sorry, Kendra. When was I making it about me? 54 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:49,830 [Groans] You have to be liked, Will. 55 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:53,498 You're nice and supportive and you avoid conflict. 56 00:02:53,574 --> 00:02:57,874 Your wife is going to be pushing a watermelon out of her boy-howdy... 57 00:02:57,945 --> 00:03:00,106 in five months. 58 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,671 She doesn't need nice. She needs Dolomite. 59 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:06,549 - I can be tough. - Of course you can, sweetie. 60 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:09,180 Okay, why don't you come on down here. 61 00:03:09,256 --> 00:03:13,716 I'm gonna show you how to rub the gas bubbles out of your wife's stomach. 62 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:17,662 - Oh, no, wait. - Oh, no, no. You'll like it. Phil still does it to me. 63 00:03:17,731 --> 00:03:20,199 - It feels great. - I don't want him touching my stomach. 64 00:03:20,267 --> 00:03:22,701 - I mean, maybe he would bruise the baby. - Oh. 65 00:03:22,769 --> 00:03:27,706 Yeah. Honey, would you make me a B.L. T? 66 00:03:27,774 --> 00:03:31,403 Sure. Uh... Um, it's gonna take a few minutes though. 67 00:03:31,478 --> 00:03:34,504 - That's okay. - Okay, be right back. 68 00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:37,573 Make me one too. But hold the tomato. 69 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:39,812 - Okay. - And the lettuce. 70 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:42,377 - Okay. - I can't do this. 71 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:44,390 Don't worry about it. You're gonna have an epidural. 72 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:47,586 I'm just making it sound worse than it is to make him feel guilty. 73 00:03:47,661 --> 00:03:51,153 And then you have him by the balls for the rest of your life. 74 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:54,894 Kendra, if I told you something, would you promise not to tell anybody, not even Phil? 75 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:58,404 Oh, my God. Is the baby black? 76 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:00,440 No. 77 00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:07,746 - [Gasps] - The doctor said it's a hysterical pregnancy. 78 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:10,442 I can't tell Will. I can't. 79 00:04:10,517 --> 00:04:14,044 He already has one foot out the door. This baby's the only reason he's still here. 80 00:04:14,121 --> 00:04:16,851 What do you think he's gonna do when he finds out you lied? 81 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:20,916 Oh, God, I don't know. [Panting] I gotta tell him the truth. 82 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:22,962 I've gotta tell him, and I've gotta deal with the consequences. 83 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:24,895 - Are you insane? - What? 84 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:29,026 Dishonesty is food to a marriage. It will die without it. 85 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,969 - Oh, Kendra. - Stop being so emotional. 86 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:34,803 - Okay. - The solution is clear. 87 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:38,637 We're gonna have to get you a baby. 88 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:43,650 [Bell Ringing] 89 00:04:57,497 --> 00:04:59,897 Hey, guys. 90 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:03,402 - I hope I'm not intruding. - No. Not at all. 91 00:05:08,508 --> 00:05:10,237 Oh, um, so get this. 92 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,574 You know how I'm kind of like a local news junkie, right? 93 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,614 - Isn't that kind of depressing? - Oh, no. 94 00:05:14,681 --> 00:05:16,945 It's kind of like a horror film, you know. 95 00:05:17,017 --> 00:05:20,919 It's drug recalls and poison toys. Africanized bees... that was terrible. 96 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:25,048 That's because disasters freak you out yet fascinate you at the same time, sweetie. 97 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:27,616 So you like the local news because this way you can experience them... 98 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:29,855 from the safety of your condo. 99 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:36,033 Anyway... Yeah, um, they just finished this story on this zoo mauling... 100 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:39,539 and, um, you'll never guess who came on next. 101 00:05:39,606 --> 00:05:41,597 Well, let's see what's going on now... 102 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:44,200 with the local champion cheerleading coach, Sue Sylvester... 103 00:05:44,277 --> 00:05:47,644 in a brand-new segment we call "Sue's Corner." 104 00:05:47,714 --> 00:05:49,648 - Take it away, Sue. - [Whistle Blows] 105 00:05:49,716 --> 00:05:51,775 Thanks, Rod, Andrea. 106 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:56,653 You know, caning has fallen out of fashion in the United States. 107 00:05:56,723 --> 00:06:01,353 But ask anyone who's safely walked the immaculate sidewalks of Singapore... 108 00:06:01,428 --> 00:06:04,397 after winning an international cheerleading competition... 109 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:06,796 and they'll tell you one thing: 110 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:09,529 caning works. 111 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:13,039 And I think it's about time we did a little more of it right here. 112 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:17,008 And to all those naysayers out there who say, "That's illegal. 113 00:06:17,077 --> 00:06:21,309 You can't strike children on their bare buttocks with razor-sharp bamboo sticks." 114 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:26,580 Well, to them I say, yes, we cane. 115 00:06:26,653 --> 00:06:30,214 And that's how Sue sees it. 116 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:32,224 They gave her a segment on the local news? 117 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:33,691 - Mm-hmm. - Why? 118 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:37,252 Because being a local celebrity who's been written up twice... 119 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:40,265 on the sports page of USA Today has its perks, William. 120 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:43,029 Hey, pal, you wanna pull that chair out for me? 121 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:47,130 My hand's still sore from signing autographs down at the Donut Hole... 122 00:06:47,207 --> 00:06:48,401 this morning. 123 00:06:48,475 --> 00:06:51,000 Brought you some holes I couldn't finish. 124 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:54,171 And, uh, F.Y. I... the overnights were through the roof. 125 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:57,375 [Clicks Teeth] You don't know what that means, do you? 126 00:06:57,450 --> 00:06:59,645 Overnights. Well, that's lingo for overnight ratings... 127 00:06:59,719 --> 00:07:02,347 which shows us leading among 18 to 49-year-olds... 128 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:05,914 making WOHN western Ohio's number one local newscast. 129 00:07:05,992 --> 00:07:08,426 - Wow. - "Wow" is the word, Alma. 130 00:07:08,495 --> 00:07:11,362 [Chuckles] You know, I wasn't always in the spotlight. 131 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:14,798 But I didn't wanna end up stuck at a lousy high school... 132 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:17,302 wrestling with mental illness. 133 00:07:17,370 --> 00:07:19,395 Or 40 and single... 134 00:07:19,472 --> 00:07:23,932 coaching the worst football team in the history of our state. 135 00:07:24,010 --> 00:07:26,774 Or having to go to the salon every week to have my hair permed. 136 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:29,714 I didn't wanna have to do that to myself. 137 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:32,809 So I sent out my résumé, and I am so happy to tell you... 138 00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:35,912 that I am busting out of my box. 139 00:07:35,989 --> 00:07:39,550 I'd love to stay and chat, but I got a satellite interview. 140 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:42,754 That's lingo, again, for an interview... 141 00:07:42,829 --> 00:07:45,320 via satellite. 142 00:07:52,038 --> 00:07:55,007 [Bell Ringing] 143 00:07:56,910 --> 00:08:00,505 - E-Excuse me. This-This isn't the right key. - It's actually the right key. 144 00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:04,448 - This is the alto part. - Yep. Tina's doing the solo. 145 00:08:04,517 --> 00:08:08,476 I'm-I'm sorry. There must be some sort of mix-up. 146 00:08:08,555 --> 00:08:11,080 I thought I made it very clear that anything from West Side Story goes to me. 147 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:13,125 Maria is my part. 148 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:15,821 Natalie Wood was a Jew, you know. 149 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:19,024 I've had a very deep, personal connection to this role since the age of one. 150 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:21,590 Well, I'm trying to shake things up a bit, get us out of our boxes. 151 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:24,330 - You're trying to punish me. - I think you're being irrational. 152 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:26,599 I think you're being unfair. 153 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,903 I think you're being unfair to Tina... 154 00:08:28,975 --> 00:08:30,966 who might have been happy about getting her first solo. 155 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:33,672 Tina knows how much I respect her, and I think she would agree with me... 156 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:36,045 that she's not ready for such an iconic role as Maria. 157 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:38,880 Wait. I'm a Jet? 158 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:42,320 - [Exhales] - [Music Hits Floor] 159 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:47,226 [Door Opens, Slams] 160 00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:50,661 The more times she storms out of rehearsal, the less impact it has. 161 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:52,459 Congratulations, Tina. 162 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,968 This is going well. 163 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:01,503 Finn? I needed to ask you something. 164 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:04,566 Thanks, but I already have a date to the prom. But I'm flattered. 165 00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:06,908 I know how important dances are to teen gays. 166 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:09,574 - I'm not gay. - Oh. 167 00:09:09,649 --> 00:09:11,844 I just... I needed a favor. 168 00:09:11,918 --> 00:09:14,386 [Whistle Blows] 169 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:16,854 [Boys Shouting] 170 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,323 This is not that difficult, gentlemen. Let's go. 171 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:27,289 Come on! Let's go! 172 00:09:30,837 --> 00:09:33,067 Just relax, okay? 173 00:09:33,139 --> 00:09:36,404 Remember what I told you. Keep your eye on the ball. Don't try to aim it. 174 00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:38,842 - Okay, put your helmet on. - It'll mess up my hair. 175 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,937 Put your... Put your helmet on, okay? 176 00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:43,915 - Oh! God, it's... - Good. Red's your color. 177 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:47,078 Thank you for helping me with this, Finn. You're really cool. 178 00:09:47,153 --> 00:09:50,418 [Sighs] Well, I figure the more crossover between Glee and football... 179 00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:52,788 the easier my life's gonna be. 180 00:09:52,859 --> 00:09:55,020 Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where you going? 181 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,393 - To get my music ready. - What, are you nuts? You can't use that. 182 00:09:57,464 --> 00:10:01,230 - But we did when we were rehearsing. - Practicing. No one was around. 183 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:04,361 You know how much interference I had to run with these guys just to get you this tryout? 184 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:07,031 If you do it your way, they're gonna kill you. 185 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:10,702 My body is like a rum chocolate soufflé. 186 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:12,904 If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise. 187 00:10:12,979 --> 00:10:15,948 I'm doing this. I'm doing it my way. 188 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:20,879 So are you two an item now, or... 189 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:24,412 - He doesn't belong here. - You joined Acafellas. What's the difference? 190 00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:28,393 I'm a stud, dude. I can wear a dress to school, and people think it's cool. 191 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:31,089 - [Whistle Blows] - Everybody take a knee. 192 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:33,462 Six games. 193 00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:36,093 Our kicker, Mr. Langanthal... 194 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:38,967 is zero for 12 in field goal attempts. 195 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:41,564 As most of you statistically-minded people know... 196 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,734 that sucks! 197 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,310 So Mr. Langanthal... 198 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:50,907 will thusly now be in charge of hydration services. 199 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:56,513 The next player that can get a football between those uprights will get his job. 200 00:10:56,589 --> 00:11:00,150 Hi. I'm Kurt Hummel, and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker. 201 00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:02,285 [Scattered Laughter] 202 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:23,508 # I'm up on him He up on me # 203 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,278 # Don't pay him any attention # 204 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:30,288 # Just cried my tears for three good years You can't be mad at me # 205 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,483 # 'Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it # 206 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:35,050 # If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it # 207 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:37,756 # Don't be mad once you see that he want it # 208 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:40,163 # 'Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it # 209 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:42,633 # Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh # 210 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,636 # Oh, oh, oh, oh # 211 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,365 # Oh, oh, oh # 212 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,877 - That was good, right? - Yeah. 213 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:57,212 - It's good. - Yeah. 214 00:11:57,283 --> 00:12:00,446 Can you do that with the game on the line... 215 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,511 and 10 gorillas bearing down on you... 216 00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:05,149 - who want nothing more than to taste your sweet virgin blood? - Sounds like fun. 217 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,523 - Can I have my music? - [Chuckles] 218 00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:09,721 If you kick like that, you can wear a tutu for all I care. 219 00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:13,892 Gentlemen, we have found ourselves a kicker! 220 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:16,595 # What it really feels like to miss me # 221 00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:19,069 # 'Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it # 222 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,172 - # Oh, oh, oh ## - [Bell Ringing] 223 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:26,679 More mail for you, Sue. But I think there might be some hate mail mixed in... 224 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,771 from your editorial on littering. 225 00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:32,079 Well, Mr. McClung, your station didn't hire me because I was yella. 226 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:36,589 And not everyone's gonna have the walnuts to take a pro-littering stance... 227 00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:41,059 but I will not rest until every inch of our fair state is covered in garbage. 228 00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:43,425 That's why I pay taxes. 229 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,896 It keeps garbage men earning a living... 230 00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:49,230 so they can afford tacos for their family. 231 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:51,998 Fantastic. 232 00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:54,039 But I'm... 233 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,701 concerned... 234 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,768 about your future at WOHN. 235 00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:01,871 You see, my daughter goes to your school... 236 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:07,386 and she says that a lot of the top cheerleaders are defecting to the show choir. 237 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,717 [Laughs] You know, it makes me wonder if you're... 238 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,485 if you're losing all that talent how you can expect to win nationals. 239 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:16,655 See, your segment's all about being a champion, Sue, a winner. 240 00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:19,823 So... we need you to win nationals. 241 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:24,697 Okay. Uh, thanks a bunch. 242 00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:26,898 Great work. 243 00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:33,702 [Bell Ringing] 244 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:36,146 Quinn. 245 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,150 Quinn. 246 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,516 Hey, what's with the silent treatment? 247 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:45,282 Whatever I did, I'm sorry. 248 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:49,089 - I'm pregnant. - [Heart Beating] 249 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:53,861 [Fading Out] I wasn't sure, and I really didn't wanna go by myself. 250 00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:57,869 - I'm so sorry that I didn't tell you sooner. - Mine? 251 00:13:57,937 --> 00:14:01,964 Yes, you. Who else's would it be? 252 00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:06,641 - But we... we never... - Last month. Hot tub? 253 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:17,289 Oh, no. 254 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,757 Oh, no. Oh. 255 00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:22,818 Think of the mail. Think of the mail. Think of the... 256 00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:26,387 - Oh, you killed him! What are you gonna do? - Oh. 257 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:29,196 - But we were wearing our swimsuits. - Ask Jeeves said a hot tub... 258 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:31,328 is the perfect temperature for sperm. 259 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:33,395 It helps it swim faster. 260 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:36,874 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 261 00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:40,902 - Are... Are you gonna get a... - No. 262 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:44,711 [Sniffles] I really thought I had a shot of getting out of here. 263 00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:47,309 [Crying] 264 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,490 [Sniffles] 265 00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:03,962 I've been collecting since 1961. 266 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:07,370 Now, isn't this just lovely and normal? 267 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,930 They're my everything. 268 00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:12,375 - [Teakettle Whistling] - Teatime! [Chuckles] 269 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,379 [Whistling] 270 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:17,348 - [Whistling Continues] - Right. 271 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:20,181 So, to what do I owe the honor of your presence? 272 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:23,620 Oh, I just thought I'd stop by and say hello, buddy. 273 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:26,784 Boy, the only thing missing from this place is a couple dozen bodies... 274 00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:29,657 limed and rotting in shallow graves under the floorboards. 275 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:32,755 [Chuckles] Please, have a seat on the casting couch. 276 00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:34,766 [Chuckles] 277 00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:36,802 [Sighs] 278 00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:41,238 It is so wonderful to finally have some Sandy time. 279 00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:44,208 I have my bridge game on Fridays. 280 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:47,644 Saturdays, I am fully committed at the local cat rescue. 281 00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:50,478 - [Cat Meows] - Sandy. Let's cut the crap. 282 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:53,348 [Sobbing] 283 00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:57,219 I'm living in a cocoon of horror. [Sobbing Continues] 284 00:15:57,290 --> 00:16:01,556 Yesterday I ate nine cans of aerosol whipped cream. 285 00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:05,558 - No... - You... 286 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:09,465 Sandy, Sandy. We have similar problems. 287 00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:13,062 You need to be back in the spotlight. 288 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:16,973 I wanna offer you the school's arts administrator position. 289 00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:21,309 You will have control of all the arts programs... 290 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,941 music, art, drama. 291 00:16:24,016 --> 00:16:28,419 Wait for it. Glee Club. 292 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:31,082 That's impossible. Figgins will never allow it. 293 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,421 Oh, don't you worry about Figgins. 294 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,428 I'm never letting Sandy Ryerson back in this school. 295 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:41,365 - Take a look at this. - ## [Indian] 296 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:47,167 [Figgins Speaking English] 297 00:16:56,749 --> 00:17:01,118 [Figgins Speaking Foreign Language] 298 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:04,645 Well, I would hate to think of this video circulating around the school. 299 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,715 Better yet, YouTube. 300 00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:12,353 - Our first order of business is Glee Club. - Oh! 301 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,491 I couldn't agree with you more. 302 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,501 William is running it into the ground. 303 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,560 And there's one linchpin holding that group together. 304 00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,629 Rachel Berry. How do we steal her away? 305 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:24,506 Hold on to your Easter bonnet, Sandy. I'm gonna fire four words at you. 306 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:28,980 Liza Minnelli. Céline Dion. 307 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,482 [Sandy] Oh, yeah. 308 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,712 I am yours. 309 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:39,122 # What do you say to taking chances # 310 00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:41,217 # What do you say # 311 00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:46,391 # To jumping off the edge # 312 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,331 # Never knowing # 313 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:53,270 # If there's solid ground below # 314 00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:56,399 # Or a hand to hold # 315 00:17:56,476 --> 00:18:00,606 # Or hell to pay # 316 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:06,277 # What do you say # 317 00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:12,621 # What do you say ## 318 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:18,057 - Wow. - What's next? 319 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:22,624 Congratulations, Miss Sally Bowles. You have just landed the lead. 320 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:26,570 [Gasps, Laughing] 321 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:29,631 - This is a joke. - William. 322 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:32,610 Sandy has never been formally charged with anything. 323 00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:36,910 And the fact is, upon further reflection, my firing of him was rash. 324 00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,974 This is a wonderful thing, Will. 325 00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:40,814 How many times have you sat in the chair... 326 00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:43,822 complaining how I don't care about the arts program? 327 00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:46,916 This was you. You have always been out to get me. 328 00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:50,952 Well, if I was out to get you, I'd have you pickling in a mason jar on my shelf by now. 329 00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:53,260 William, take a chill pill. I'm here to help you. 330 00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:56,768 Oh, really? Is that why you stole my best singer? 331 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:58,895 ## [Harp] 332 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:02,065 An opportunity arose for me to showcase my talents, and I took it. 333 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:05,907 How is that any different from when you quit Glee to form your boy band? 334 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,912 Because I didn't do it out of spite. 335 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:11,746 I'm offended by that accusation. I've always been a team player. 336 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:15,617 - Just admit it, Mr. Schue. You don't like me very much. - That's not true. 337 00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:21,251 I am your biggest, and sometimes your only fan. 338 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,953 Look, I know who I am, okay? 339 00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:28,262 I know I can be a little abrasive, bossy and conceited. 340 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:32,293 I'm just hurt that you chose to judge me on that rather than on my talent. 341 00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:35,670 I know it sounds awful, but I'm the best one in there. 342 00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:38,209 I try the hardest, and I want it the most. 343 00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:41,337 Everyone knows that, and they're scared of it. 344 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:44,178 They all think that they can slack off because you'll pick up their weight. 345 00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:46,343 We can't win regionals like that. 346 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,979 We need everyone to think that they're a star. 347 00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:51,649 We're giving everyone a chance to think they're a star. 348 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:55,216 We're providing opportunities. We're opening doors. 349 00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:58,752 Find your voice. Stomp that yard. All that crap. 350 00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:01,322 - What does she have on you? - [Sandy] Enough. 351 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:06,337 [Sighs] I tried to play nice with you, William. 352 00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:11,342 But clearly, you prefer to be adversaries. So be it. 353 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,638 I'm not quitting Glee. 354 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,875 I'm just looking for a reason to stay. 355 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:18,849 Oh, like me taking the solo away from Tina? 356 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:22,251 Everyone on the team is getting something out of being there. 357 00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:25,415 You're doing a great job of getting them out of their shells. 358 00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:29,393 Except for me. I'm still getting my lipstick flushed in the toilet. 359 00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:31,828 I still don't have a boyfriend. 360 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,263 Tina's great, but... 361 00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,927 why do you have to hurt me to make her feel good? 362 00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,903 Just come to rehearsal. 363 00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:50,271 [Door Closes] 364 00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:04,322 # Tonight, tonight # 365 00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:07,195 # It all began tonight # 366 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:14,536 # I saw you and the world went away # 367 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:18,043 # Tonight, tonight # 368 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:21,477 # There's only you tonight # 369 00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:27,975 # What you are, what you do What you say # 370 00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:33,549 # Today, all day I had the feeling # 371 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:36,925 # A miracle would happen # 372 00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:42,024 # I know now I was right # 373 00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:44,763 # For here you are # 374 00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:51,640 # And what was just a world is a star # 375 00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:55,704 # Tonight ## 376 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,973 That was great, Tina. Good job. 377 00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:01,417 You don't have to say that. I was sh-sharp. 378 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,954 - I c-can't do this. - Hey, look at me. 379 00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:08,493 Have you noticed the more confident you are, the less you stutter? 380 00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:10,654 - [Laughs] - [Chuckles] 381 00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:14,029 Hey. I need you to be great at regionals. 382 00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:16,534 To do that, you've got to know that you can do this. 383 00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:21,830 You have to give this song to Rachel. 384 00:22:21,907 --> 00:22:24,000 She's better than me. 385 00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:27,170 And you know she'll quit if you don't. 386 00:22:27,246 --> 00:22:29,237 I'll just take one for the team. 387 00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:32,679 [Sighs] 388 00:22:32,752 --> 00:22:35,619 Hey, Finn, what's up? 389 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,121 [Exhales] 390 00:22:38,758 --> 00:22:40,783 Hey. 391 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:43,522 - It's okay. - [Crying] 392 00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:45,223 - [Crying Continues] - It's okay. 393 00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:53,465 Thanks a lot for this, Mr. Schue. 394 00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:56,007 - I couldn't talk to my mom, you know. - Yeah. 395 00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:58,703 So how far along is she? 396 00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:02,077 I don't know. A couple of weeks maybe. 397 00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:04,878 It's pretty recent, I guess. 398 00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:08,044 Well, what do you... what do you need me to do? You want me to... 399 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,281 You want me to set you up with Planned Parenthood? 400 00:23:10,356 --> 00:23:14,053 No. No. It's not even a conversation. She's keeping it. 401 00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:19,663 I've seen the guys around town who had kids in high school. 402 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:25,227 They work here or at the supermarket or pumping gas or worse. 403 00:23:25,304 --> 00:23:29,240 They're caged. Got no future. 404 00:23:29,308 --> 00:23:31,208 I can't become one of those dudes. 405 00:23:31,277 --> 00:23:33,871 Mr. Schue, I got to go to college. 406 00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:37,143 But we don't have any money, and... 407 00:23:37,216 --> 00:23:39,878 I need a football scholarship. 408 00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:42,420 But the only way I'm gonna get one is if we start winning. 409 00:23:42,488 --> 00:23:45,082 I'm not a football coach. 410 00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:49,187 Remember when we were working on that Acafella stuff... 411 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,252 and you helped me and Puck with the dancing? 412 00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:53,992 - Yeah. - You loosened us up. 413 00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:56,125 That's the football team's problem. 414 00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:58,363 I figured it out watching Kurt kick those field goals. 415 00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:00,871 Here. Check this out. 416 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,602 I got this at the school library. 417 00:24:03,676 --> 00:24:06,770 Did you know you can just borrow books from there? 418 00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:09,974 All of 'em. Except for the encyclopedias, but... 419 00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:14,349 It says in here that Walter Payton was a great dancer. 420 00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:18,254 In college, he won dance competitions on Soul Train. 421 00:24:18,324 --> 00:24:20,349 And he took ballet lessons. 422 00:24:20,426 --> 00:24:22,656 And he even got the whole Bears team to take them... 423 00:24:22,728 --> 00:24:24,821 the year they won the Super Bowl. 424 00:24:24,897 --> 00:24:27,730 - That's how they came up with the Super Bowl Shuffle. - Let me just get this straight. 425 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:31,065 You want me to teach the football team how to dance? 426 00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:34,937 Uh, I don't think Ken will go for that. 427 00:24:35,007 --> 00:24:37,567 We'll talk him into it. 428 00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:40,339 Look, you said you needed guys for Glee Club, right? 429 00:24:40,412 --> 00:24:44,906 If you can help us win one game, they'll start to trust you. 430 00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:48,078 Then I'm sure some of them will wanna join. 431 00:24:50,122 --> 00:24:52,249 It's a win-win for both of us. 432 00:25:00,366 --> 00:25:02,027 Eat up. 433 00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:05,867 - How far along is she? - A few weeks. 434 00:25:05,938 --> 00:25:08,099 It breaks my heart. 435 00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:10,164 They're both so scared to death, Ter. 436 00:25:10,242 --> 00:25:12,802 They're just kids. They can't raise a baby. 437 00:25:12,878 --> 00:25:14,937 Here this poor girl is so ashamed... 438 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:18,074 she feels like she can't tell anybody. 439 00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:20,380 I mean, can you imagine? 440 00:25:22,454 --> 00:25:24,615 Having to hide something like that. 441 00:25:25,624 --> 00:25:28,991 All that effort covering that up. 442 00:25:30,129 --> 00:25:32,120 What did you say her name was? Quinn? 443 00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:33,664 - Quinn Fabray. - Oh. 444 00:25:33,732 --> 00:25:37,224 Oh, and here's the kicker. She's president of the Celibacy Club. 445 00:25:48,614 --> 00:25:51,208 This is garbage. What the hell does Beyoncé have to do with football? 446 00:25:51,283 --> 00:25:54,741 Why don't you ask Kurt? He seems to be the only one who can score on this team. 447 00:25:54,820 --> 00:25:57,550 - Even in practice. - So we're taking coaching advice from Lance Bass now? 448 00:25:57,623 --> 00:26:00,217 - [Laughter] - Guys. Guys. 449 00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:02,692 Athletes are performers just like singers and dancers. 450 00:26:02,761 --> 00:26:06,561 And think about it. Jim Brown. Dick Butkus. 451 00:26:06,632 --> 00:26:09,567 - O.J. - O.J. Right. 452 00:26:09,635 --> 00:26:14,436 All pretty tough guys. All of them had big careers as performers. 453 00:26:14,506 --> 00:26:17,475 Now, I don't think you guys are losing because you don't have the talent. 454 00:26:17,543 --> 00:26:19,534 You're losing because you don't have the right attitude. 455 00:26:19,611 --> 00:26:22,910 Oh, I get it. We have to think more like Amazonian black women. 456 00:26:22,982 --> 00:26:27,749 Think about it. If you can sing and dance in front of people, everything else is easy. 457 00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:30,050 Coach. Please. Step in here. 458 00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:33,319 I'm down with it. I mean, heck, what do we got to lose? 459 00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:36,793 We gave up our pride when we lost to that school for the deaf. 460 00:26:36,862 --> 00:26:38,796 - [Clears Throat] - [Boy] That's true. 461 00:26:38,864 --> 00:26:42,265 Sun Tzu says in his Art of War to never let the enemy know you. 462 00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:45,235 Our greatest weapon could be the element of surprise. 463 00:26:45,304 --> 00:26:47,795 Don't tell me that you wouldn't be on your heels... 464 00:26:47,873 --> 00:26:50,637 if the other team started busting a move on the field. 465 00:26:50,709 --> 00:26:54,145 - [Whistle Blows] - Okay, too much talking, not enough stretching. 466 00:26:54,213 --> 00:26:58,775 In the choir room in full pads in five. That's five minutes. Let's go. 467 00:26:58,851 --> 00:27:00,785 - ## [Piano] - A-five, six, seven, eight. 468 00:27:00,853 --> 00:27:04,448 Step, ball change, up. # Da, da, da, da # 469 00:27:04,523 --> 00:27:07,151 # Ba, ba, ba A-ba, ba, bam ## 470 00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:11,720 - [Whistle Blows] - That's good, guys. Your hips are still a little tight, okay? 471 00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:13,788 It's just like you're playing football. 472 00:27:13,866 --> 00:27:16,357 It's all about the lateral movement. Just stay low and... 473 00:27:16,435 --> 00:27:18,903 - May I? - Watch Kurt. 474 00:27:21,573 --> 00:27:24,804 All right, boys. Five, six, seven. 475 00:27:24,877 --> 00:27:26,936 - ## [Piano] - Hand, hand. 476 00:27:27,012 --> 00:27:29,674 Point to the finger. Hip, head. 477 00:27:29,748 --> 00:27:32,012 Oh! Sneak attack. Back to the ring. 478 00:27:32,084 --> 00:27:34,609 Comb through the hair. Slap the butt. 479 00:27:34,686 --> 00:27:37,314 - [Whistle Blows] - Okay, that's enough for today, gentlemen. 480 00:27:37,389 --> 00:27:41,189 We'll... work on it. Just hit the showers. 481 00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:43,888 Bye, Coach. 482 00:27:43,962 --> 00:27:47,193 Um, Coach, I don't mean to interject... 483 00:27:47,266 --> 00:27:49,791 but I think we should end with a show circle. 484 00:27:51,070 --> 00:27:53,868 What's your problem? 485 00:27:53,939 --> 00:27:56,840 Nothing. I just got a lot on my mind. 486 00:27:56,909 --> 00:27:59,571 Seriously, dude, what's going on? 487 00:27:59,645 --> 00:28:02,341 I'm your best friend. Talk. 488 00:28:02,414 --> 00:28:04,609 It's personal. 489 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:07,208 I knew it. You're in love with Kurt. 490 00:28:07,286 --> 00:28:10,084 Quinn's pregnant. She's keeping the baby. 491 00:28:20,732 --> 00:28:24,099 - What's up, MILF? - Leave me alone. 492 00:28:26,505 --> 00:28:28,632 Who's the daddy? 493 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:31,335 I just think it's kind of weird if it's Finn... 494 00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:33,776 since you told me you were a virgin when we did it. 495 00:28:33,846 --> 00:28:35,973 And I know for a fact that you didn't do it with him. 496 00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:38,073 How can you be so sure? 497 00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:40,243 Finn's my boy. He would've told me. 498 00:28:40,319 --> 00:28:43,482 You make a habit of sleeping with your boy's girlfriends? 499 00:28:45,190 --> 00:28:49,092 Well, call the Vatican. We got ourselves another Immaculate Conception. 500 00:28:49,161 --> 00:28:52,790 I'd take care of it, you know. You too. 501 00:28:52,865 --> 00:28:55,425 My dad's a deadbeat, but I don't roll that way. 502 00:28:55,501 --> 00:28:58,868 Weren't you fired for peeing in the fast-food fryolator? 503 00:28:58,937 --> 00:29:02,373 - I've got my pool-cleaning business. - We live in Ohio. 504 00:29:04,376 --> 00:29:08,210 I had sex with you because you got me drunk on wine coolers... 505 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,942 and I felt fat that day. 506 00:29:11,016 --> 00:29:13,780 But it was a mistake. 507 00:29:13,852 --> 00:29:16,912 You're a Lima loser, and you're always gonna be a Lima loser. 508 00:29:22,027 --> 00:29:24,894 [Thunder Rumbles] 509 00:29:24,963 --> 00:29:26,954 [Crying] 510 00:29:33,238 --> 00:29:35,365 How many weeks are you? 511 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,307 From the looks of you, I'd say no more than five or six. 512 00:29:38,377 --> 00:29:41,608 I assume you haven't told your parents yet. I mean, how could you? 513 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:45,878 After Daddy bought you this car so you could drive him to the Chastity Ball. 514 00:29:45,951 --> 00:29:49,944 - You can't raise this baby, Quinn. - I'm sorry, but who are you? 515 00:29:50,022 --> 00:29:52,547 I'm just somebody who wants to help. 516 00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:54,785 I don't need your help. Get the hell out of my car! 517 00:29:54,860 --> 00:29:58,455 Really? What kind of prenatal vitamins are you taking? 518 00:30:01,567 --> 00:30:03,501 Yeah. 519 00:30:04,703 --> 00:30:08,264 Here. Three times a day, or your baby will be ugly. 520 00:30:09,875 --> 00:30:11,900 I don't understand. 521 00:30:11,977 --> 00:30:14,104 What do you want from me? 522 00:30:27,059 --> 00:30:31,860 [Cheering] 523 00:30:32,864 --> 00:30:34,456 [Chanting] W-M-H-S! 524 00:30:34,533 --> 00:30:36,831 - ## [Drumbeat] - [Will] Anyone sitting here? 525 00:30:36,902 --> 00:30:39,803 - Um, no. No, here. - [Cheerleaders] W-M-H-S! 526 00:30:42,541 --> 00:30:44,873 - Well, at least I know it's clean. - Yeah. 527 00:30:44,943 --> 00:30:48,879 ## ["Star-Spangled Banner"] 528 00:30:48,947 --> 00:30:52,405 ## [Continues] 529 00:30:56,822 --> 00:30:59,154 [Blowing] 530 00:31:00,626 --> 00:31:04,187 - ## [Ends] - [Cheering] 531 00:31:04,263 --> 00:31:07,061 Well, I think we, uh, really came together this week as a team. 532 00:31:07,132 --> 00:31:09,623 [Puck] Yeah, a gay team. 533 00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:11,862 A big gay team of dancing gays. 534 00:31:11,937 --> 00:31:14,997 Seriously, Finn, it was fun in practice and all... 535 00:31:15,073 --> 00:31:17,371 but we can't do that out here in front of everybody. 536 00:31:17,442 --> 00:31:20,240 It'll make us even more of a joke. 537 00:31:25,017 --> 00:31:28,350 [Cheering] 538 00:31:33,992 --> 00:31:38,190 - Divert right, 87 on one. Break! - [Players] Break! 539 00:31:38,263 --> 00:31:41,232 - [Blows Whistle] - [Boy] Yo, Q. B! 540 00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:44,360 Your mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs! 541 00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:47,303 - Give me some ketchup! - Down, set, hike! 542 00:31:49,808 --> 00:31:52,038 - [Shouts] - [Whistle Blows] 543 00:31:52,110 --> 00:31:54,544 - [Crowd Jeering] - [Whistle Blows] 544 00:31:54,613 --> 00:31:57,844 - [Boy] Whoo! - Punch and Judy on one. Break! 545 00:31:57,916 --> 00:32:00,714 - [Whistle Blows] - [Shouting] 546 00:32:00,786 --> 00:32:02,913 - Come on! - [Whistle Blows] 547 00:32:02,988 --> 00:32:06,389 - [Man] Come on! - [Crowd Murmuring] 548 00:32:09,361 --> 00:32:13,297 Dad! Dad! 549 00:32:13,365 --> 00:32:16,528 I told you! I told you! 550 00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:21,100 Jordan versus Bird on one! Hut! 551 00:32:22,374 --> 00:32:25,935 - Run! - [Crowd Groans] 552 00:32:29,648 --> 00:32:33,482 - Aw! - Cupid tips on one. Break! 553 00:32:55,407 --> 00:32:58,274 - Time-out! - [Whistle Blows] 554 00:32:58,343 --> 00:33:00,106 [Crowd Jeering] 555 00:33:03,148 --> 00:33:07,448 - Dude, we got to do it. - We will be jokes for the rest of our high school lives. 556 00:33:07,519 --> 00:33:09,453 We're already jokes. 557 00:33:09,521 --> 00:33:12,581 I don't wanna be a Lima loser for the rest of my life. 558 00:33:16,595 --> 00:33:19,325 Yo, left tackle, your mama's so fat... 559 00:33:19,398 --> 00:33:21,593 her cereal bowl comes with its own lifeguard, like Baywatch! 560 00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:25,659 Hey, ankle grabber, I had sex with your mother. 561 00:33:25,737 --> 00:33:28,171 No, seriously. I cleaned your pool. 562 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:31,641 And then I had sex with her in your bed. Nice Star Wars sheets. 563 00:33:35,881 --> 00:33:37,940 Let's do it, captain. 564 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:41,042 Come on. Huddle up. Huddle up. 565 00:33:41,119 --> 00:33:43,952 Okay, "Ring On It" on three. 566 00:33:45,724 --> 00:33:48,022 Yeah. All right? 567 00:33:48,093 --> 00:33:52,496 - Come on. On three. One, two, three, break! - [Players] Break! 568 00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:03,474 Hut one, two! 569 00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:06,375 Three! Let's hit it! 570 00:34:11,650 --> 00:34:14,847 [Microphone Feedback] 571 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:18,083 - # All the single ladies # - # All the single ladies # 572 00:34:18,156 --> 00:34:20,420 - # All the single ladies # - # All the single ladies # 573 00:34:20,492 --> 00:34:23,154 - # All the single ladies # - # Now put your hands up # 574 00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:25,822 # Up in the club We just broke up # 575 00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:27,922 # I'm doing my own little thing # 576 00:34:27,999 --> 00:34:30,365 # You decided to dip and now you wanna trip # 577 00:34:30,435 --> 00:34:32,528 # 'Cause another brother noticed me # 578 00:34:32,604 --> 00:34:35,334 # I'm up on him He up on me # 579 00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:37,671 # Don't pay him any attention # 580 00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:40,540 # Just cried my tears for three good years # 581 00:34:40,612 --> 00:34:42,204 # Can't be mad at me # 582 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:45,181 # 'Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it # 583 00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:47,514 # If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it # 584 00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:50,077 # Don't be mad once you see that he want it # 585 00:34:50,155 --> 00:34:52,055 # 'Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it # 586 00:34:52,123 --> 00:34:55,183 # Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh # 587 00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:57,091 # Oh, oh, oh, oh # 588 00:34:57,162 --> 00:34:59,926 # If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it # 589 00:34:59,998 --> 00:35:02,228 # If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it # 590 00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:05,201 # Don't be mad once you see that he want it # 591 00:35:05,270 --> 00:35:07,431 # 'Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it # 592 00:35:07,506 --> 00:35:10,100 # Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh # 593 00:35:10,175 --> 00:35:13,110 # Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh ## 594 00:35:13,178 --> 00:35:15,112 Hike! 595 00:35:26,825 --> 00:35:30,261 [Cheering] 596 00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:55,786 You're up, kid. 597 00:35:55,854 --> 00:35:57,981 You make this, and we win. 598 00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:02,391 You make this, and you die a legend. 599 00:36:03,695 --> 00:36:05,686 Can I pee first? 600 00:36:16,541 --> 00:36:19,032 [Exhales] He's so little. 601 00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:27,781 [Breathing Heavily] 602 00:36:32,624 --> 00:36:34,524 - ## ["Single Ladies" Continues] - Center, hike! 603 00:36:43,969 --> 00:36:46,028 - [Whistle Blows] - [Cheering] 604 00:36:46,104 --> 00:36:48,129 Yes! 605 00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:49,696 Yes! Yes! 606 00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:54,568 That is my boy! 607 00:36:58,917 --> 00:37:01,408 [Mouthing Words] 608 00:37:05,423 --> 00:37:08,881 [Cheering Continues] 609 00:37:37,989 --> 00:37:40,457 Nighttime skin care is a big part of my post game ritual. 610 00:37:40,525 --> 00:37:45,087 I don't know what to say about that, but, uh... 611 00:37:45,163 --> 00:37:47,688 I was really proud of you tonight, Kurt. 612 00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:51,231 I wish your mom would've been there... 613 00:37:51,302 --> 00:37:53,532 I mean, alive. 614 00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:56,930 Thanks. 615 00:37:59,544 --> 00:38:01,478 Dad? 616 00:38:03,481 --> 00:38:06,382 I... have something that I wanna say. 617 00:38:10,555 --> 00:38:13,115 I'm glad that you're proud of me. 618 00:38:14,893 --> 00:38:16,884 But I don't wanna lie anymore. 619 00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:23,428 Being a part of the Glee Club and football... 620 00:38:23,501 --> 00:38:26,197 has really showed me that I can be anything. 621 00:38:27,772 --> 00:38:30,002 And what I am... 622 00:38:31,509 --> 00:38:33,500 is... 623 00:38:34,913 --> 00:38:36,847 I'm gay. 624 00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:41,584 - I know. - Really? 625 00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:45,180 I've known since you were three. 626 00:38:45,256 --> 00:38:48,157 All you wanted for your birthday was a pair of sensible heels. 627 00:38:49,761 --> 00:38:51,251 [Laughs] 628 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:56,164 I guess I'm not totally in love with the idea, but... 629 00:38:56,234 --> 00:39:00,500 if that's who you are, there's nothing I can do about it. 630 00:39:00,572 --> 00:39:02,802 And I love you just as much. 631 00:39:04,876 --> 00:39:06,867 Okay? 632 00:39:10,281 --> 00:39:12,772 Thanks for telling me, Kurt. 633 00:39:22,127 --> 00:39:24,061 You're sure, right? 634 00:39:24,129 --> 00:39:27,189 - Yeah, Dad. I'm sure. - Just checking. 635 00:39:30,568 --> 00:39:32,593 [Bell Ringing] 636 00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:36,302 Hey. 637 00:39:37,475 --> 00:39:42,003 Here. It's my gee-ge. 638 00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,480 This is the baby blanket my dad got me the day I was born. 639 00:39:44,549 --> 00:39:46,642 It was the only thing I had to remember him by. 640 00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:49,152 I used to cry without it. 641 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:52,155 I took it everywhere with me, so it's a little dirty. 642 00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:55,420 But I want our baby to have it. 643 00:39:55,493 --> 00:39:58,257 I'm gonna do everything I can to be a good father. 644 00:39:58,329 --> 00:40:00,058 [Laughs] 645 00:40:01,266 --> 00:40:03,234 Thank you, Finn. 646 00:40:03,301 --> 00:40:05,929 Hey, guys. How you doing? 647 00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:11,940 - Lately I've been getting really sick in the morning. - Must be a virus. 648 00:40:12,010 --> 00:40:14,535 Hey, you putting on a little weight? You should watch your carbs. 649 00:40:14,612 --> 00:40:17,672 They're not gonna be able to hoist you to the top of that cheerleading pyramid... 650 00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:19,182 much longer. 651 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:22,014 Hey, don't talk to my girlfriend like that. 652 00:40:27,025 --> 00:40:30,222 You know what? You're right. I was out of line. 653 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:35,365 See you guys around. 654 00:40:40,672 --> 00:40:43,539 You know, there's a question I get asked a lot. 655 00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:47,908 Whether I'm accepting an honorary doctorate or performing a citizen's arrest... 656 00:40:47,979 --> 00:40:51,710 people ask me, "Sue, what's your secret?" 657 00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:54,047 Well, I'll tell you my secret, western Ohio. 658 00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:57,315 Hey, guys, let's give a big Glee welcome to our three new members... 659 00:40:57,388 --> 00:40:59,481 fresh off their big win on Friday night... 660 00:40:59,557 --> 00:41:03,084 Noah Puckerman, Matt Rutherford and Mike Chang. 661 00:41:03,161 --> 00:41:05,220 Regionals, here we come. 662 00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:08,993 Sue Sylvester's not afraid to shake things up. 663 00:41:09,067 --> 00:41:12,901 Let's start today with "Tonight" from West Side Story. 664 00:41:15,673 --> 00:41:20,269 Tina. Show us what you got. 665 00:41:20,345 --> 00:41:23,041 [Sue] You know, I'm tired of hearing people complain... 666 00:41:23,114 --> 00:41:27,278 "I'm riddled with this disease" or "I was in that tsunami." 667 00:41:27,352 --> 00:41:30,719 To them I say, shake it up a bit. Get out of your box. 668 00:41:30,788 --> 00:41:34,087 Even if that box happens to be where you're living. 669 00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:38,219 I thought you had Glee practice, my little multitasking star. 670 00:41:38,296 --> 00:41:41,026 I quit. I'm yours exclusively. 671 00:41:41,099 --> 00:41:43,533 I'll often yell at homeless people... 672 00:41:43,601 --> 00:41:46,365 "Hey, how's that homelessness working out for you? 673 00:41:46,437 --> 00:41:49,031 Give not being homeless a try, huh?" 674 00:41:49,107 --> 00:41:52,338 - Maybe this time in B-flat. - [Sue] You know something, Ohio? 675 00:41:52,410 --> 00:41:55,436 It's not easy to break out of your comfort zone. 676 00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:59,449 People will tear you down, tell you you shouldn't have bothered in the first place. 677 00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:01,815 But let me tell you something. 678 00:42:01,886 --> 00:42:06,414 There's not much of a difference between a stadium full of cheering fans... 679 00:42:06,491 --> 00:42:09,892 and an angry crowd screaming abuse at you. 680 00:42:09,961 --> 00:42:12,259 They're both just making a lot of noise. 681 00:42:12,330 --> 00:42:14,798 How you take it is up to you. 682 00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:17,198 Convince yourself they're cheering for you. 683 00:42:17,268 --> 00:42:21,034 You do that, and someday, they will. 684 00:42:21,105 --> 00:42:24,734 And that's how Sue sees it. [Chuckling] 685 00:42:33,952 --> 00:42:37,888 ## [Vocalizing] 686 00:42:37,956 --> 00:42:41,892 ## [Harmonic Vocalizing] 687 00:42:57,976 --> 00:42:59,910 ## [Ends] 688 00:43:00,910 --> 00:43:10,910 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org