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Here's what happened last week:
Quinn told Finn...
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- I'm pregnant.
- But she didn't tell him that he's not the father.
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Puck is.
- What's up, milf?
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Can you believe that?
- Wow.
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But that's not the only baby drama.
Terri says she's pregnant but really she's faking.
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And Mr. Schuester doesn't know.
- Oh my God!
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Also, Rachel quit the glee club,
because Sue got Sandy
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to come back
to direct a musical.
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And that's what you missed on...
Glee!
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A singer in a smoky room
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The smell of wine and cheap perfume
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For a smile they can share the night
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It goes on and on and on and on
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Quinn, you OK?
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I think she just had
a bad breakfast burrito.
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Can we please talk about
the giant elephant in the room?
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Your sexuality?
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- Rachel. We can't do it without her.
- That's not true.
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We may have to layer Santana Mercedes
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over Quinn's solo, but...
we'll be fine.
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Maybe for the invitationals,
but not for the sectionals
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and certainly not the regionals.
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The wheelchair kid's right.
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That Rachel chick wants me wanna
light myself on fire, but she can sing.
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Rachel left, guys. She's gone.
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If we want to make this thing work,
we can't look back.
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Alright, take five minutes.
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Mr. Shue?
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I don't want to tell you
how to do your job, but
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with all the dancing around
that Quinn's doing,
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I'm kind of worried
about the baby.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I get it.
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Um...
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how about I give Tina a
few of her verses, okay?
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Okay.
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You think you might want to
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tell your mom
about what's going on?
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I think I'd rather
handle it myself right now.
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My mom's got enough
to worry about.
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How come you haven't had
any morning sickness?
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Quinn Fabray has been upchucking
every 15 minutes.
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Really?
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That's a really good sign.
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That means the baby's not
a Mongoloid.
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Well, is it bad that
you haven't been sick then?
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Oh, no, honey, no, no.
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You should ask Howard Bamboo
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about my Linda Blair
impersonations
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every half hour at work.
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I don't know what I'm gonna do
about this whole Rachel thing.
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Hey. Would you like
anything else?
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Another piece of
grasshopper pie.
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What, are you going
for the record?
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I'm with child.
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Hey, did you
go to McKinley High?
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I think I had you
in my Spanish class.
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Yeah, like, five years ago.
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I go to Carmel now.
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How is that possible?
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You must be 22.
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Twenty-four.
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I'm a sixth-year senior.
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They keep failing me so I can
stay in Vocal Adrenaline.
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They fail you on purpose?
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Yeah.
Is that legal?
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I'm the only one who can
do the triple flip.
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Yeah. Hey, how about
that other piece of pie?
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How about it.
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Honey, are you
all right?
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Yeah.
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Fine.
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So... have I done
something wrong... or...?
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Oh, no. No, no.
Absolutely not.
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No, um, actually,
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I've just, um, taken
a special interest in you.
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Look, I know sometimes that life
can come at you pretty fast,
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and, uh, you reach a point
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where you might just
need a little, um,
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special guidance.
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Has someone told you something
about my personal life?
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No. Mm-mm.
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Can you keep
a secret?
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But, you know,
there are very few students
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that ever get
athletic scholarships.
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Okay? But there are a lot of
schools that give full rides
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to students
who excel in music.
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Students like yourself.
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And I don't know, maybe if
you were able to go to college,
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you wouldn't, say,
end up stuck in this town
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in a dead-end job living hand-
to-mouth with a wife and a kid
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you never intended to have,
you know?
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For example.
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That's just something
off the top of my head.
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So you think if
I stuck with Glee
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that I could get
a scholarship?
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It's definitely a possibility.
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You know? And if you
did well at regionals,
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maybe you could, um,
generate some interest.
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But we lost Rachel.
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Do you think we can
do it without her?
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Sure.
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Do you think we can
win regionals without Rachel?
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Well, remember the
Jamaican bobsled team?
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Big long shots.
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Definitely.
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But if you're concerned
about your future
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and, um, those who may be
a part of your future soon,
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um, maybe you could
just give Rachel a talk.
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You know, see if you can
get her to come back.
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How does it feel to
be just a sophomore
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and get the lead in
the school musical?
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It's an honor.
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Frankly, one I feel
I've earned.
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If there's anything I've learned
in my 16 years on the stage,
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it's that stars are rare,
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and when they're found,
you have to let them shine.
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Show me your bra.
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You mean the one I'm wearing?
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Quid pro quo, Rachel.
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If you want a
good review,
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show me your over the
shoulder boulder holder.
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No way. You can't do that.
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My performance will
stand on its own.
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Besides, no one reads
the school paper, anyway.
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Oh, but I'll post my
scathing review online.
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You'll be finished on
the high school stage.
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Now, get those sweater puppies
out of their cashmere cage.
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Sorry I'm late.
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My Vespa had a flat.
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Give me a minute and I will
be ready for my interview.
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We're actually not gonna need
any quotes from you
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for the article,
Mr. Ryerson.
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Do the right thing.
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All the great actresses
take their clothes off.
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Well, I have
no problem with nudity.
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Let me tell you about
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my planned
production of Equus.
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Have you ever
hung out at a stable?
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Hey, what are you doing?
Nothing. Uh, just...
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getting the star treatment
I didn't get in Glee.
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Totally.
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It's times like this
where I know
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I've chosen the right path.
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I'm never going back to Glee.
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It's clear my talent
is too big for an ensemble.
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Not gonna get an
argument from me.
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I'm not?
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No. You're, like, the most
talented person I know.
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Even more than that guy at the
mall who can juggle chain saws.
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I just wanted to let you know
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that if you need someone
to run lines with,
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I'm available.
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Th-There is a lot of dialogue.
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I figured...
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we could go
somewhere quiet,
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maybe with low lighting and...
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Let me know.
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I could get fired for this.
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She was a student
15 years ago.
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No one is gonna care.
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Okay.
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I-I knew it.
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She never graduated.
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She-she quit with, like,
three credits to go.
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Yeah, I, um, I saw
her picture in the folder.
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Pretty.
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Pretty?
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Mm.
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April Rhodes
was a goddess.
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The most talented
performer
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in McKinley Glee
Club history.
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When she sang,
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it was mesmerizing.
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She was my first crush.
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I was a freshman,
she was a senior.
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Wait, hold on,
'cause I thought you said
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your wife was
your first crush.
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Well, yeah,
that's because
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April didn't
even look at me.
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Aw, crap, there's no
forwarding address.
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S-So then you've-you've had
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feelings for someone
other than your wife.
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Emma, I'd love to play
This Is Your Life,
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but Lord Google
demands my attention.
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Okay, just wait-wait.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
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Um, reaching back
into your past is
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a dangerous business, okay?
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People can change.
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They can, um,
disappoint you...
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I think I can handle it.
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I thought I could, too.
Just hear me out, hear me out.
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A few years ago,
I started an online flirtation
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with a high school flame Andy.
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Things got weird,
and I called it off.
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And two months later...
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...Versace was dead.
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Dead.
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Okay.
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April Rhodes...
Ohio.
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Oh! She has a MySpace page.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, and here's a link
to her own personal Web site.
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She's online.
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"Hi, April.
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"Not sure if you remember me,
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but my name
is Will Schuester."
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"35 Bontempo Road,
between 2:00 and 3:00.
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Bring buffalo wings."
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Seemed like the real thing
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Only to find
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Much mistrust,
love gone behind...
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April.
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Hello.
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Are you Will?
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Y-You remember me?
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Mm. No, but I don't
remember breakfast.
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Come on in.
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Seemed like the real thing
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But I was so blind...
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So, did I sleep with you?
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Uh, I was a freshman
when you were a senior.
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So, did I sleep with you?
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No.
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Can I get you a drink?
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I just cracked open
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a fresh box of wine.
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This is a-a great place
you have.
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Uh, looks like you're
doing well for yourself.
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I get about five or six
appointments on a good day
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from my
World Wide Web page,
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so I do okay for myself.
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Why don't you have a seat,
take off that jacket,
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and I'm gonna
slip into something
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a little more comfortable.
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So, this is a
beautiful five-bedroom
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with wood-burning
fireplace and--
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You.
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This is the third time
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this week.
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Who are you?
I'm Sandra with Oakcrest Realty.
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And she is a squatter.
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This is a bank-
owned property.
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The owners foreclosed
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six months ago.
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Let me just get my vino,
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and I'll be out of your hair.
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Hold that.
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Oh, okay.
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Just...
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Nice place.
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Can I ask you
a question?
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Yeah.
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What happened
to you, April?
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In high school, you were
really going places.
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You had a voice like a
dream; everyone loved you.
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Oh.
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Oh, I hitched my star
to the wrong wagon.
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Me and my high school sweetheart
Vinny were convinced
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we were going to be stars,
so we dropped out of school
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and hitchhiked our way
to the Broadway.
262
00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:27,433
Then we ended up
in Cleveland slinging hash
263
00:10:27,433 --> 00:10:29,600
at Ralph's Bait Shop
and Waffle House.
264
00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:32,467
Then Ralph had
an affair with Vinny.
265
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I had a set of
mixed-race twins.
266
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And those were
the good times.
267
00:10:40,433 --> 00:10:45,134
April... I think your
struggle is really moving.
268
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And I want to help you
get back on your feet.
269
00:10:47,301 --> 00:10:48,667
I happen to know
that you're only
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three credits shy
of your diploma.
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I can put you
in my Spanish class.
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And...
273
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I know you're an
amazing singer.
274
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I want you to be
in the glee club.
275
00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,234
We'll get you sobered up...
276
00:11:00,234 --> 00:11:02,834
find you some
underwear.
277
00:11:05,834 --> 00:11:07,268
It's not too late
for you, April.
278
00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,101
What do you say?
279
00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:18,934
Guys, I'd like to introduce you
to someone very special.
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This is April Rhodes.
281
00:11:21,567 --> 00:11:22,734
She's our newest member.
282
00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:26,901
Wait, so old people
can join Glee Club now?
283
00:11:26,901 --> 00:11:28,467
Old, huh?
284
00:11:28,467 --> 00:11:31,268
You guys look like
the world's worst Benetton ad.
285
00:11:32,867 --> 00:11:34,368
Mr. Schuester,
286
00:11:34,368 --> 00:11:36,034
this seems like a terrible idea.
287
00:11:36,034 --> 00:11:38,368
April is a
great singer.
288
00:11:38,368 --> 00:11:40,334
And she never
graduated.
289
00:11:40,334 --> 00:11:42,067
We appreciate
what you're trying to do,
290
00:11:42,067 --> 00:11:43,767
but she's no Rachel.
291
00:11:43,767 --> 00:11:45,001
Who's Rachel?
292
00:11:45,001 --> 00:11:46,467
Sh-She's kind
of our star.
293
00:11:46,467 --> 00:11:48,368
Your star, eh?
294
00:11:48,368 --> 00:11:49,500
Well, where is she?
295
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,634
She left.
296
00:11:50,634 --> 00:11:52,167
To be the lead in Cabaret.
297
00:11:54,034 --> 00:11:57,467
Hey, Tinkles, give me
"Maybe This Time" in B flat.
298
00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:58,901
And don't let me
catch you snoozing.
299
00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:15,500
Maybe this time
300
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:18,301
I'll be lucky
301
00:12:18,301 --> 00:12:21,967
Maybe this time, he'll stay
302
00:12:29,368 --> 00:12:32,167
Maybe this time
303
00:12:32,167 --> 00:12:34,934
For the first time
304
00:12:34,934 --> 00:12:40,167
Love won't hurry away
305
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:51,201
He will hold me fast
306
00:12:51,201 --> 00:12:56,600
I'll be home at last
307
00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:59,500
Not a loser
308
00:13:00,667 --> 00:13:01,800
Anymore
309
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:04,334
Like the last time
310
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And the time before
311
00:13:14,634 --> 00:13:19,901
Everybody loves a winner
312
00:13:19,901 --> 00:13:25,767
So nobody loved me
313
00:13:25,767 --> 00:13:28,368
Lady Peaceful
314
00:13:28,368 --> 00:13:31,167
Lady Happy
315
00:13:31,167 --> 00:13:36,967
That's what I long to be
316
00:13:36,967 --> 00:13:39,167
All the odds are
317
00:13:39,167 --> 00:13:41,667
They're in my favor
318
00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:46,700
Something's bound to begin
319
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:49,934
It's gonna happen
320
00:13:49,934 --> 00:13:52,433
Happen sometime
321
00:13:52,433 --> 00:13:55,700
Maybe this time, I'll win
322
00:13:56,700 --> 00:14:00,433
'Cause everybody
323
00:14:00,433 --> 00:14:02,500
They love a winner
324
00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:07,600
So nobody loved me
325
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:10,134
Lady Peaceful
326
00:14:10,134 --> 00:14:12,967
Lady Happy
327
00:14:12,967 --> 00:14:18,800
That's what I long to be
328
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:21,001
All the odds are
329
00:14:21,001 --> 00:14:23,567
They're in my favor
330
00:14:23,567 --> 00:14:28,600
Something's bound to give in
331
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,467
It's gonna happen
332
00:14:30,467 --> 00:14:33,467
Happen sometime
333
00:14:33,467 --> 00:14:35,800
Maybe this time
334
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:40,234
Maybe this time, I'll win...
335
00:14:40,234 --> 00:14:46,667
I'll win...
336
00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:51,700
Win!
337
00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:05,667
Stick that in your pipe
and smoke it.
338
00:15:08,567 --> 00:15:11,433
So, if I were to say,
"I'm going to Mexico
339
00:15:11,433 --> 00:15:14,600
for the day,"
would I use "por" or "para"?
340
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:17,567
April.
341
00:15:17,567 --> 00:15:19,001
Para.
342
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,001
Por.
343
00:15:20,001 --> 00:15:21,101
Oh.
344
00:15:21,101 --> 00:15:22,867
I guess I better pour myself
345
00:15:22,867 --> 00:15:24,500
another Crantini.
346
00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:26,700
I'm just kidding.
347
00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:28,734
It's hot chocolate.
348
00:15:30,101 --> 00:15:32,567
All right, remember, guys,
oral reports Wednesday.
349
00:15:32,567 --> 00:15:35,001
April, can I talk
to you for a second?
350
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:37,101
I'm sorry, Will.
351
00:15:37,101 --> 00:15:39,533
The old noodle just ain't
what she used to be.
352
00:15:39,533 --> 00:15:41,767
I huffed a lot of
upholstery cleaner in the '90s.
353
00:15:41,767 --> 00:15:43,767
Look, April,
354
00:15:43,767 --> 00:15:46,268
I've been, uh, talking
to the glee kids,
355
00:15:46,268 --> 00:15:48,533
and, um, I think
they're still
356
00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:51,433
not so sure about
having you around.
357
00:15:51,433 --> 00:15:54,934
You draw a lot of
attention to yourself.
358
00:15:54,934 --> 00:15:56,567
And they're embarrassed
enough as it is.
359
00:15:56,567 --> 00:15:58,734
So do you think
you could maybe
360
00:15:58,734 --> 00:16:00,301
take some time and
try to win them over?
361
00:16:03,934 --> 00:16:06,034
Yeah.
362
00:16:06,034 --> 00:16:07,934
Mm, smells like
my Aunt Mildred.
363
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:10,934
Just drink it.
364
00:16:10,934 --> 00:16:12,101
What I want
365
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:13,433
Sweet.
366
00:16:13,433 --> 00:16:14,700
With a bit of an
afterburny taste.
367
00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:17,334
Oh, good Chablis should
always have a little bite.
368
00:16:17,334 --> 00:16:19,334
Now, a few swigs of that
every day before school,
369
00:16:19,334 --> 00:16:22,734
and you'll have all the courage
you need to be yourself.
370
00:16:22,734 --> 00:16:24,368
Really?
Oh, yeah.
371
00:16:24,368 --> 00:16:25,533
That's fantastic.
372
00:16:25,533 --> 00:16:27,067
Mm, so is my primo collection
373
00:16:27,067 --> 00:16:29,201
of vintage muscle magazines.
374
00:16:29,201 --> 00:16:30,533
Want them?
375
00:16:31,634 --> 00:16:33,467
Mr. Schuester,
I changed my mind.
376
00:16:33,467 --> 00:16:34,767
April should stay.
377
00:16:34,767 --> 00:16:36,533
I worship her.
378
00:16:37,533 --> 00:16:41,600
You make my dreams come true
379
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,800
Oh, no, you got to be
more natural.
380
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,368
I c-can't do this.
381
00:16:45,368 --> 00:16:47,533
I don't understand why we're
doing this in the first place.
382
00:16:47,533 --> 00:16:50,167
Your lack of imagination
astounds me.
383
00:16:50,167 --> 00:16:51,301
This is only the beginning.
384
00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:53,167
If you can master this,
385
00:16:53,167 --> 00:16:55,901
you can sneak anything out of
a store between your knees.
386
00:16:55,901 --> 00:16:58,368
Shoes, prom dresses.
387
00:16:58,368 --> 00:17:00,667
I once got a cake
out of a kid's birthday party.
388
00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:02,134
With the candles still lit.
389
00:17:04,234 --> 00:17:05,334
Are you sure?
390
00:17:05,334 --> 00:17:06,800
She can stay.
391
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:07,901
T-T-Totally.
392
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:13,433
You make my dreams come true
393
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:14,834
Ooh-ooh.
394
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,034
Don't tickle me.
395
00:17:23,201 --> 00:17:25,268
What good is sitting
396
00:17:25,268 --> 00:17:26,901
Alone in your room?
397
00:17:26,901 --> 00:17:27,901
This is terrible.
398
00:17:27,901 --> 00:17:31,167
Come hear the music play
399
00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:32,334
This is a disaster.
400
00:17:32,334 --> 00:17:34,001
Life is a cabaret
401
00:17:34,001 --> 00:17:35,368
I'm gonna barf.
402
00:17:35,368 --> 00:17:37,734
Old chum
Boring!
403
00:17:37,734 --> 00:17:40,201
Come to the cabaret
404
00:17:40,201 --> 00:17:41,834
No, no, no, no, no!
405
00:17:43,334 --> 00:17:44,667
I don't know what you want.
406
00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:46,234
Well, I know
what I don't want.
407
00:17:46,234 --> 00:17:49,034
And it is
all of this.
408
00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:51,067
When I gave you this part,
I thought you could handle it,
409
00:17:51,067 --> 00:17:52,400
but clearly you can't.
410
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,034
What this show needs
411
00:17:54,034 --> 00:17:58,368
is a star with a little
bit more maturity.
412
00:17:58,368 --> 00:17:59,700
I know what you're trying to do.
413
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:02,034
You're trying to get me to quit,
so you can be the star.
414
00:18:02,034 --> 00:18:03,734
Well, it won't work.
415
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:07,067
I'm not going anywhere.
416
00:18:10,068 --> 00:18:11,068
I'll say.
417
00:18:11,534 --> 00:18:14,134
I'm sleeping with him.
So am I.
418
00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:16,434
This play's weird.
419
00:18:16,434 --> 00:18:18,201
That's Mr. Ryerson's
favorite line.
420
00:18:18,201 --> 00:18:21,401
You're a really good actor,
Finn.
421
00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:22,900
Maybe you should consider
joining the musical.
422
00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:24,700
I'm pretty devoted to Glee.
423
00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:26,867
I don't think I could
just walk away from it.
424
00:18:26,867 --> 00:18:28,700
I know how hard
it was for you.
425
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:32,100
But I could justify doing both
426
00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:33,601
if you came back.
427
00:18:33,601 --> 00:18:36,501
But we both know
that's not gonna happen.
428
00:18:36,501 --> 00:18:37,967
Do you know what we should do?
429
00:18:37,967 --> 00:18:39,967
Elope?
What?
430
00:18:39,967 --> 00:18:41,234
Nothing.
431
00:18:41,234 --> 00:18:43,234
We should go bowling.
432
00:18:43,234 --> 00:18:45,301
You're always so stressed out
about the play.
433
00:18:45,301 --> 00:18:48,668
You just need
to loosen up.
434
00:18:48,668 --> 00:18:50,700
I always go bowling
whenever I'm worked up
435
00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:52,167
about a big game or something.
436
00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:55,134
Just us?
437
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,334
Yeah.
438
00:18:57,334 --> 00:18:58,800
Yeah, that-that-that
would be great.
439
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,700
I-I am really
stressed out.
440
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:03,967
But that's the price you
pay for being a star.
441
00:19:03,967 --> 00:19:05,234
Don't I know it.
442
00:19:05,234 --> 00:19:06,234
Hey,achel.
443
00:19:06,234 --> 00:19:09,267
April Rhodes, Rachel Berry.
444
00:19:09,267 --> 00:19:10,767
Hey, can you give us
the room, Rachel?
445
00:19:10,767 --> 00:19:12,767
We need to teach April the cues
for "Don't Stop Believing."
446
00:19:12,767 --> 00:19:15,601
Wait, she's singing
the female lead?
447
00:19:15,601 --> 00:19:17,767
Wait, she's in the glee club?
448
00:19:17,767 --> 00:19:19,234
She's... ancient.
449
00:19:20,601 --> 00:19:22,367
Talent doesn't age, sweetheart.
450
00:19:23,401 --> 00:19:25,000
That's Rachel's part, Mr. Shue.
451
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,833
Well, Rachel's not
in the glee club anymore.
452
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,067
Thanks, Finn.
453
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:32,134
Rachel...
454
00:19:32,134 --> 00:19:33,867
We're all really excited
to see the play.
455
00:19:35,733 --> 00:19:38,100
Make sure you save us
a seat in the front row.
456
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,767
Me, me, me, me,
me, me, me
457
00:19:46,767 --> 00:19:48,401
You, you, you, you,
you, you, you
458
00:19:58,534 --> 00:19:59,934
Kurt?
459
00:19:59,934 --> 00:20:02,334
Hi.
460
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,867
Kurt, I'm a girl
who knows her solvents,
461
00:20:05,867 --> 00:20:07,534
and your breath smells like
rubbing alcohol.
462
00:20:07,534 --> 00:20:10,367
Oh, Bambi.
463
00:20:10,367 --> 00:20:14,967
I cried so hard when those
hunters shot your mommy.
464
00:20:24,467 --> 00:20:26,733
Hey, Em. Just trying
to figure out the set list
465
00:20:26,733 --> 00:20:27,733
for Saturday.
466
00:20:27,733 --> 00:20:29,833
I just got back from
the emergency room.
467
00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:32,401
Had them give me
four decontamination showers.
468
00:20:32,401 --> 00:20:34,201
I think they call that
"the full Silkwood."
469
00:20:34,201 --> 00:20:35,267
What happened?
470
00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:37,668
Kurt was drunk
and he ralphed on me.
471
00:20:37,668 --> 00:20:40,733
Not really fessing up to
how he got the booze just yet,
472
00:20:40,733 --> 00:20:42,867
but I'm pretty sure
it's not a fake ID,
473
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,401
because he looks like
an 11-year-old milkmaid.
474
00:20:45,668 --> 00:20:47,767
Will, I think it was April.
475
00:20:47,767 --> 00:20:51,134
Her backpack's always
clinking with empties.
476
00:20:51,134 --> 00:20:52,668
I'm so sorry.
477
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:54,034
I-I will, I'll talk to him.
478
00:20:54,034 --> 00:20:55,867
Okay.
479
00:20:55,867 --> 00:20:57,700
I'm, um,
480
00:20:57,700 --> 00:21:00,367
I'm a little bit worried
481
00:21:00,367 --> 00:21:01,767
about the glee club.
482
00:21:01,767 --> 00:21:03,367
So am I.
483
00:21:03,367 --> 00:21:05,267
I mean...
484
00:21:05,267 --> 00:21:08,234
if we don't place at regionals,
it-it's all over.
485
00:21:10,267 --> 00:21:12,800
We have obligations
as teachers, Will,
486
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:15,501
to give kids opportunities
for growth
487
00:21:15,501 --> 00:21:17,434
and enrichment.
488
00:21:17,434 --> 00:21:19,934
With April in Glee,
489
00:21:19,934 --> 00:21:22,201
you're taking away
a kid's chance to grow,
490
00:21:22,201 --> 00:21:23,534
and you're giving it to someone
491
00:21:23,534 --> 00:21:25,568
whose brain is soaked
in corn booze.
492
00:21:27,601 --> 00:21:29,234
April's not finished, Emma.
493
00:21:29,234 --> 00:21:32,434
And if Glee's gonna win, I need
to give her a second chance.
494
00:21:32,434 --> 00:21:35,301
She is a talented performer
495
00:21:35,301 --> 00:21:36,967
and I really think that the
kids are going to learn
496
00:21:36,967 --> 00:21:38,934
a lot of valuable
technique from her.
497
00:21:38,934 --> 00:21:40,100
Okay.
498
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:43,833
But I think you need
to think about...
499
00:21:43,833 --> 00:21:46,401
why you're doing this
500
00:21:46,401 --> 00:21:48,534
and what you're willing
to sacrifice to get it.
501
00:22:06,601 --> 00:22:09,401
You...
502
00:22:09,401 --> 00:22:13,767
suck!
503
00:22:24,733 --> 00:22:26,733
Oh...
504
00:22:27,733 --> 00:22:29,467
Rough day
at the office, cookie?
505
00:22:29,467 --> 00:22:31,501
I've just got a
lot on my plate.
506
00:22:33,067 --> 00:22:34,534
It's not easy being
in the spotlight.
507
00:22:34,534 --> 00:22:37,934
It's the difficult
road I've chosen.
508
00:22:37,934 --> 00:22:39,201
Yeah.
509
00:22:39,201 --> 00:22:40,601
I know
that song, sister.
510
00:22:40,601 --> 00:22:43,000
Um, do you have any NyQuil?
511
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,833
I could use
a little pick-me-up.
512
00:22:45,833 --> 00:22:48,100
No.
513
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:51,934
These high school boys are a lot
hotter than they used to be.
514
00:22:51,934 --> 00:22:54,967
That Finn Hudson is one
cutie pie I gots my eye on.
515
00:22:54,967 --> 00:22:56,267
Finn's taken, April.
516
00:22:56,267 --> 00:22:57,934
Yeah, well,
some guys like
517
00:22:57,934 --> 00:22:59,367
a little somethin'-somethin'
on the side.
518
00:22:59,367 --> 00:23:01,800
I think your behavior
is totally inappropriate
519
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,367
and your presence in this
school is a complete travesty.
520
00:23:04,367 --> 00:23:07,167
What you choose to do with your
life is your own business,
521
00:23:07,167 --> 00:23:09,334
but don't go around
screwing up everyone else's.
522
00:23:10,668 --> 00:23:13,134
I'm not afraid
of you, sweetie.
523
00:23:13,134 --> 00:23:16,733
There was a time when I was
the biggest star around here.
524
00:23:16,733 --> 00:23:19,301
And now that
I've got that back...
525
00:23:19,301 --> 00:23:21,833
I'm never letting it go.
526
00:23:42,034 --> 00:23:43,834
Do I have to put my fingers
in the holes?
527
00:23:45,301 --> 00:23:47,500
Couldn't there be diseases
in there or something?
528
00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:49,934
Oh, no. Ball sharing's
all part of the fun.
529
00:23:50,934 --> 00:23:52,268
Here, use the pink one.
530
00:23:52,268 --> 00:23:54,234
Pink's your favorite
color, right?
531
00:23:57,368 --> 00:23:59,433
I want a new drug...
Now what?
532
00:23:59,433 --> 00:24:01,034
Follow my lead.
533
00:24:02,901 --> 00:24:04,101
Okay, so...
534
00:24:04,101 --> 00:24:06,567
Just look at the pins.
535
00:24:06,567 --> 00:24:07,767
Nice and straight.
536
00:24:07,767 --> 00:24:10,067
I want a new drug
537
00:24:10,067 --> 00:24:11,867
One that won't
hurt my head
538
00:24:13,634 --> 00:24:15,167
One that won't make
my mouth too dry
539
00:24:15,167 --> 00:24:16,901
Or make my eyes
too red...
540
00:24:16,901 --> 00:24:19,400
You sure this is
your first time?
541
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:23,467
One that won't make me
nervous, wondering what to do
542
00:24:23,467 --> 00:24:28,967
One that makes me feel like
I feel when I'm with you
543
00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:30,001
When I'm alone...
544
00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:32,433
Oh, ho-ho! April!
545
00:24:32,433 --> 00:24:33,700
Woo-hoo!
I-I...
546
00:24:33,700 --> 00:24:35,167
You see what you can accomplish
when you're sober?
547
00:24:35,167 --> 00:24:38,368
Sober? I'm rolling on a
fistful of horse tranquilizers.
548
00:24:38,368 --> 00:24:40,500
I can't feel my lips.
549
00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:43,600
Oh, you know...
550
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,634
I think I'm going
to keep these shoes.
551
00:24:45,634 --> 00:24:48,334
One that don't cost too much,
or come in a pill...
552
00:24:48,334 --> 00:24:49,567
April...
553
00:24:49,567 --> 00:24:51,834
I brought you here
because I need to talk to you.
554
00:24:51,834 --> 00:24:53,634
Okay.
555
00:24:53,634 --> 00:24:57,634
I'm concerned that you're a
bad influence on the glee club.
556
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:02,334
I can't have you around
if you're going to continue
557
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,201
to encourage them
to make bad choices.
558
00:25:04,201 --> 00:25:10,600
One that makes me feel like
I feel when I'm with you...
559
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:14,034
Well, you're right, Will.
560
00:25:14,034 --> 00:25:16,268
As of right now, I'm
back on the wagon.
561
00:25:16,268 --> 00:25:19,134
Really?
562
00:25:21,301 --> 00:25:23,334
That's great.
563
00:25:25,134 --> 00:25:28,567
I have to tell you something.
564
00:25:28,567 --> 00:25:31,201
I was in awe of you
in high school.
565
00:25:31,201 --> 00:25:34,134
I mean, of all the roads
I never traveled in my life,
566
00:25:34,134 --> 00:25:37,934
the one I regret the most
was never...
567
00:25:37,934 --> 00:25:39,368
getting the chance
to sing with you.
568
00:25:39,368 --> 00:25:41,667
Really?
569
00:25:41,667 --> 00:25:44,001
Yeah. I mean, that's how you
get better, you know?
570
00:25:44,001 --> 00:25:46,134
Singing with people
who are better than you.
571
00:25:46,134 --> 00:25:48,301
You really thought
that much of me?
572
00:25:50,034 --> 00:25:52,700
April...
573
00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:55,134
You are the reason
I joined Glee Club.
574
00:25:55,134 --> 00:25:57,600
No...
575
00:26:00,734 --> 00:26:02,301
Um...
576
00:26:02,301 --> 00:26:04,800
So, your dream was always
to sing with me, huh?
577
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,167
Yeah.
578
00:26:07,167 --> 00:26:08,201
Well, then, come on.
579
00:26:08,201 --> 00:26:10,467
What?
Come on!
580
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:20,034
Hey, April, karaoke's on
Wednesdays-- tonight's bingo.
581
00:26:20,034 --> 00:26:21,867
Shut your gravy hole, Barry.
582
00:26:21,867 --> 00:26:23,334
Hey, guys,
583
00:26:23,334 --> 00:26:24,700
uh, happy gambling.
584
00:26:24,700 --> 00:26:25,934
Here we go.
585
00:26:28,001 --> 00:26:31,700
I hear the ticking
of the clock
586
00:26:31,700 --> 00:26:35,467
I'm lying here,
the room's pitch dark
587
00:26:38,533 --> 00:26:42,067
I wonder
where you are tonight
588
00:26:42,067 --> 00:26:46,101
No answer on the telephone
589
00:26:48,301 --> 00:26:53,734
And the night goes by
so very slow
590
00:26:53,734 --> 00:26:59,334
Oh, I hope
that it won't end, though
591
00:26:59,334 --> 00:27:02,934
Alone
592
00:27:05,467 --> 00:27:11,867
Till now,
I always got by on my own
593
00:27:11,867 --> 00:27:16,734
I never really cared
until I met you
594
00:27:17,967 --> 00:27:21,934
And now it chills me
to the bone
595
00:27:21,934 --> 00:27:27,234
How do I get you alone?
How do I get you alone?
596
00:27:27,234 --> 00:27:30,201
How do I get you alone?
597
00:27:30,201 --> 00:27:37,700
How do I get you alone?
Alone
598
00:27:37,700 --> 00:27:47,034
Alone!
599
00:27:54,167 --> 00:27:57,634
This is really good pizza.
600
00:27:57,634 --> 00:28:00,001
Yeah. I think they
import the pepperoni
601
00:28:00,001 --> 00:28:02,134
from, like, Michigan
or something.
602
00:28:02,134 --> 00:28:04,334
How's Glee?
603
00:28:04,334 --> 00:28:06,901
Oh, well, everybody misses you.
604
00:28:08,433 --> 00:28:09,600
They miss my talent.
605
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:12,667
No, no. We're your friends.
606
00:28:12,667 --> 00:28:14,500
We just miss having you around.
607
00:28:16,901 --> 00:28:18,500
I love Glee, I just...
608
00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:20,500
don't see the point
in wasting my energies
609
00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:21,867
on someplace
that I'm not appreciated.
610
00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:23,301
I appreciate you.
611
00:28:29,533 --> 00:28:31,368
It's your last ball.
612
00:28:37,533 --> 00:28:38,600
Just like the first time,
613
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,634
but better.
614
00:29:01,234 --> 00:29:03,067
Come back to Glee.
615
00:29:04,734 --> 00:29:06,301
What about Quinn?
616
00:29:06,301 --> 00:29:08,167
I don't know what's going
to happen in the future.
617
00:29:08,167 --> 00:29:10,268
I just know that I want to
spend more time with you now.
618
00:29:11,301 --> 00:29:13,634
I'll-I'll have to quit the play.
619
00:29:15,268 --> 00:29:17,967
I'll do it!
620
00:29:22,268 --> 00:29:25,234
There's a heartbreak beat
621
00:29:28,568 --> 00:29:31,367
Maybe Quinn is
lactose intolerant.
622
00:29:31,367 --> 00:29:32,867
That doesn't explain
all the crying.
623
00:29:32,867 --> 00:29:35,401
Maybe she just
doesn't like the group.
624
00:29:35,401 --> 00:29:36,568
Are you all that stupid?
625
00:29:36,568 --> 00:29:38,401
Seriously?
626
00:29:38,401 --> 00:29:41,967
I bet you thought Bert and Ernie
were just roommates.
627
00:29:41,967 --> 00:29:45,568
Maybe Quinn's
got one in the oven.
628
00:29:48,167 --> 00:29:49,401
Who's the baby's daddy?
629
00:29:49,401 --> 00:29:51,833
Who do you think?
630
00:29:53,534 --> 00:29:55,034
Finn.
631
00:29:56,467 --> 00:30:00,967
Yes, you've heard right-- I
am returning to Glee Club.
632
00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:03,267
In lieu of flowers,
please send all donations
633
00:30:03,267 --> 00:30:05,067
to a socially conscious charity
of your choice.
634
00:30:05,067 --> 00:30:06,833
This is a hot damn mess.
635
00:30:06,833 --> 00:30:08,767
Oh, my God.
636
00:30:08,767 --> 00:30:11,601
Uh, I'm sorry; I thought
I'd be welcomed back
637
00:30:11,601 --> 00:30:13,601
with a tad more enthusiasm.
638
00:30:13,601 --> 00:30:16,301
Sorry, Glee Club has just been
rocked with its first scandal.
639
00:30:17,467 --> 00:30:19,000
Quinn's knocked up.
640
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:22,501
And the baby daddy?
641
00:30:22,501 --> 00:30:23,733
Finn.
642
00:30:29,634 --> 00:30:32,201
I just wanted to drop off the
application for that scholarship
643
00:30:32,201 --> 00:30:33,434
you were telling me about.
644
00:30:33,434 --> 00:30:34,800
I got Rachel
to come back to Glee,
645
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,833
so, I figure we have
a real shot at it.
646
00:30:36,833 --> 00:30:37,867
I'm so proud of you.
647
00:30:37,867 --> 00:30:39,467
See what you can accomplish
648
00:30:39,467 --> 00:30:40,900
when you set your mind to it?
649
00:30:45,668 --> 00:30:46,668
Finn!
650
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,601
You're a liar.
651
00:30:49,601 --> 00:30:51,367
Why didn't you tell me
Quinn was pregnant?
652
00:30:51,367 --> 00:30:53,367
Who told you?
Everyone knows but me.
653
00:30:53,367 --> 00:30:55,634
I'm the only fool who went out
with you and let you kiss me,
654
00:30:55,634 --> 00:30:57,067
thinking you actually
had feelings for me.
655
00:30:57,067 --> 00:31:00,134
But I-I do.
656
00:31:00,134 --> 00:31:02,134
Look, yeah, I haven't been
totally honest with you,
657
00:31:02,134 --> 00:31:03,367
but that's different than lying.
658
00:31:03,367 --> 00:31:06,501
Well, maybe it's not
that much different, but...
659
00:31:06,501 --> 00:31:09,000
but look, I need to
get a music scholarship,
660
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,301
so I can go to college,
661
00:31:10,301 --> 00:31:13,601
so I can get a good job,
so I can take care of my kid
662
00:31:13,601 --> 00:31:16,568
and I can't do that if you
don't come back to Glee Club.
663
00:31:16,568 --> 00:31:18,167
You should take it
as a compliment.
664
00:31:18,167 --> 00:31:20,800
You could have just
been honest with me.
665
00:31:22,334 --> 00:31:25,100
Look, I know
what I did was wrong.
666
00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:28,034
I get that, but...
that kiss was real.
667
00:31:28,034 --> 00:31:29,833
Whatever it was, it
ruined any chance
668
00:31:29,833 --> 00:31:31,900
of me ever coming
back to Glee.
669
00:31:31,900 --> 00:31:33,568
I hope you have fun
playing house with Quinn
670
00:31:33,568 --> 00:31:34,867
while you languish in
your little ensemble,
671
00:31:34,867 --> 00:31:36,568
but my dreams are
bigger than that
672
00:31:36,568 --> 00:31:38,367
and they're bigger than you.
673
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,034
Miss Sylvester.
674
00:31:44,034 --> 00:31:45,900
We need to talk.
675
00:31:45,900 --> 00:31:47,234
If you'd like to to
return to the musical,
676
00:31:47,234 --> 00:31:48,501
changes need to be made.
677
00:31:48,501 --> 00:31:50,434
Well, Rachel,
I couldn't agree with you more.
678
00:31:50,434 --> 00:31:51,900
You know, when I heard
679
00:31:51,900 --> 00:31:55,134
Sandy wanted to write himself
into a scene as Queen Cleopatra,
680
00:31:55,134 --> 00:31:58,267
I was aroused, then furious.
681
00:31:58,267 --> 00:32:02,934
I hereby grant you
complete artistic control.
682
00:32:02,934 --> 00:32:04,800
Congratulations, kiddo.
683
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:08,867
You now have everything
you could possibly want.
684
00:32:08,867 --> 00:32:10,867
Isn't it a great feeling?
685
00:32:25,201 --> 00:32:27,900
The house is packed-- you guys
are going to kick butt tonight.
686
00:32:27,900 --> 00:32:29,800
Your first performance
in front of a real audience.
687
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,867
I can't wait.
You guys are going to love it.
688
00:32:32,867 --> 00:32:33,867
Where-Where's April?
689
00:32:33,867 --> 00:32:35,100
Yee-haw!
690
00:32:35,100 --> 00:32:37,234
Right on cue, as usual.
691
00:32:38,568 --> 00:32:40,634
Hey, roller-boy. Handsome.
692
00:32:40,634 --> 00:32:42,034
Oh, I like that color.
693
00:32:42,034 --> 00:32:44,534
Have you been working on the,
uh, moves we talked...
694
00:32:44,534 --> 00:32:45,700
You've got something
right there, on your...
695
00:32:45,700 --> 00:32:47,100
Uh, oh...
696
00:32:48,367 --> 00:32:49,700
Honk!
697
00:32:50,967 --> 00:32:53,634
There's my boy.
Are you drunk?
698
00:32:53,634 --> 00:32:55,601
You promised me you'd
sober up for this.
699
00:32:55,601 --> 00:32:57,967
When? Last night?
700
00:32:57,967 --> 00:33:00,234
Well, I was drunk.
You can't hold me to that.
701
00:33:04,934 --> 00:33:07,100
Hit it, knuckles.
702
00:33:11,833 --> 00:33:14,434
April Rhodes almost ran
me over in the parking
lot just now, Will.
703
00:33:14,434 --> 00:33:16,967
You can't let her go on
in her condition.
704
00:33:16,967 --> 00:33:18,900
There is an auditorium
full of people waiting
705
00:33:18,900 --> 00:33:20,601
to see us perform
706
00:33:20,601 --> 00:33:22,568
and if she doesn't go on,
none of the kids can.
707
00:33:22,568 --> 00:33:26,534
Wow. It's really great how
committed you are to these kids.
708
00:33:32,568 --> 00:33:34,434
Now, ladies and gentlemen,
709
00:33:34,434 --> 00:33:38,401
please welcome McKinley
High School's New Directions.
710
00:33:51,100 --> 00:33:55,534
Last night, I got served
a little bit too much
711
00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:57,367
Of that poison, baby
712
00:33:57,367 --> 00:34:01,700
Last night, I did things
I'm not proud of
713
00:34:01,700 --> 00:34:03,301
And I got a little crazy
714
00:34:03,301 --> 00:34:07,501
Last night, I met a guy
on the dance floor
715
00:34:07,501 --> 00:34:12,134
And I let him call me baby
716
00:34:12,134 --> 00:34:17,601
And I don't even know
his last name
717
00:34:17,601 --> 00:34:24,334
Oh, my mama would be
so ashamed
718
00:34:24,334 --> 00:34:27,067
It started off,
"Hey, cutie, where you from?"
719
00:34:27,067 --> 00:34:30,000
And then it turned into,
"Oh, no, what have I done?"
720
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:36,501
And I don't even know
his last name
721
00:34:36,501 --> 00:34:39,201
Whoo!
722
00:34:39,201 --> 00:34:45,634
We left the club right
around 3:00 in the morning
723
00:34:45,634 --> 00:34:49,668
His Pinto sitting there
in the parking lot
724
00:34:49,668 --> 00:34:51,833
Well, it should have been
a warning
725
00:34:51,833 --> 00:34:55,867
I had no clue
what I was getting into
726
00:34:55,867 --> 00:34:59,700
So I blame it on the Cuervo
727
00:34:59,700 --> 00:35:06,234
I don't even know
my last name
728
00:35:06,234 --> 00:35:12,100
And my mama would be
so ashamed
729
00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:17,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
730
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,367
Whoo!
731
00:35:18,367 --> 00:35:24,767
Don't even know my last name
732
00:35:24,767 --> 00:35:28,034
Oh, yeah.
733
00:36:04,734 --> 00:36:06,267
I need to talk to you.
734
00:36:06,267 --> 00:36:08,934
Sorry. Baby had to tinkle.
Come on. Act two.
735
00:36:08,934 --> 00:36:11,101
No, I can't let you
go back out there.
736
00:36:11,101 --> 00:36:13,533
You broke a promise.
737
00:36:15,500 --> 00:36:16,700
You're right.
738
00:36:19,167 --> 00:36:23,533
It's a great moment for me,
but it didn't feel right.
739
00:36:23,533 --> 00:36:26,301
I don't belong up there.
740
00:36:26,301 --> 00:36:28,234
But everybody deserves
their moment
741
00:36:28,234 --> 00:36:32,867
in the spotlight,
you know, to shine?
742
00:36:32,867 --> 00:36:35,900
Oh, I got that
standing ovation, Will.
743
00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:38,468
And it felt amazing.
744
00:36:38,468 --> 00:36:42,633
Like every bad decision
I'd ever made just went away.
745
00:36:42,633 --> 00:36:44,767
I was back in the game.
746
00:36:44,767 --> 00:36:48,334
But then I look over and I see
these sweet faces of these kids
747
00:36:48,334 --> 00:36:50,468
and I think...
748
00:36:50,468 --> 00:36:54,667
"I'm hogging their sunshine.
749
00:36:54,667 --> 00:36:56,633
It's their turn now, not yours."
750
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:00,533
They're so lucky
to have you, Will,
751
00:37:00,533 --> 00:37:04,034
because you won't let
what happened to me
752
00:37:04,034 --> 00:37:08,500
ever happen to any of them.
753
00:37:10,401 --> 00:37:11,867
So, where you gonna go?
754
00:37:11,867 --> 00:37:16,001
Well, um...
755
00:37:16,001 --> 00:37:17,434
I'm going to straighten up.
756
00:37:19,101 --> 00:37:23,034
Maybe try to find a new dream.
757
00:37:23,034 --> 00:37:24,468
You know, I always
loved the Broadway.
758
00:37:27,434 --> 00:37:29,633
Do you think there's
a part out there
759
00:37:29,633 --> 00:37:31,600
for a washed-up
has-been like me?
760
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:34,167
April, you are not washed-up.
761
00:37:35,533 --> 00:37:38,267
And hey, there's
always Branson.
762
00:37:38,267 --> 00:37:40,934
Will, Will, Will.
763
00:37:43,101 --> 00:37:44,767
Thank you.
764
00:37:46,667 --> 00:37:47,934
No, no, no.
765
00:37:47,934 --> 00:37:49,934
Thank you.
766
00:37:55,734 --> 00:37:57,734
Branson, eh?
767
00:38:08,533 --> 00:38:11,234
They loved us!
We're a hit.
768
00:38:11,234 --> 00:38:12,900
Wh-Wh-Where's April?
769
00:38:12,900 --> 00:38:14,533
You were right, Mr. Shue.
770
00:38:14,533 --> 00:38:16,700
She'd massacre Mariah
in a diva-off.
771
00:38:16,700 --> 00:38:20,667
April is amazing.
772
00:38:20,667 --> 00:38:22,334
But she's not
in the glee club anymore.
773
00:38:23,967 --> 00:38:25,600
It...
774
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:27,533
I, uh...
775
00:38:27,533 --> 00:38:30,001
I screwed up bringing her here.
776
00:38:30,001 --> 00:38:33,500
It was about me and Glee Club is
supposed to be about you guys.
777
00:38:33,500 --> 00:38:35,633
You don't need her to be great.
778
00:38:35,633 --> 00:38:37,767
But we need her
for the second act.
779
00:38:37,767 --> 00:38:39,201
I'll just have to go out there
780
00:38:39,201 --> 00:38:41,267
and tell them
we had to cut the show short.
781
00:38:41,267 --> 00:38:42,900
Hey, guys.
782
00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:44,067
You were great.
783
00:38:45,234 --> 00:38:46,867
Don't worry.
784
00:38:46,867 --> 00:38:48,834
There will be
other performances.
785
00:38:48,834 --> 00:38:51,101
Excuse me?
786
00:38:51,101 --> 00:38:52,667
I think I might have a solution.
787
00:38:54,167 --> 00:38:56,368
In show business,
when a star can't perform,
788
00:38:56,368 --> 00:38:57,900
her understudy steps in.
789
00:38:59,201 --> 00:39:01,900
I'd be happy to go in
for April, if you'd let me.
790
00:39:01,900 --> 00:39:04,301
Since when are you willing
to be an understudy?
791
00:39:04,301 --> 00:39:06,067
Since I quit the play.
792
00:39:06,067 --> 00:39:07,600
Really? Why?
793
00:39:10,368 --> 00:39:12,434
I realized being a star
didn't make me feel
794
00:39:12,434 --> 00:39:13,700
as special as being your friend.
795
00:39:15,633 --> 00:39:18,934
If I'd let you down
when you needed me the most,
796
00:39:18,934 --> 00:39:21,067
I'd never forgive myself.
797
00:39:23,267 --> 00:39:25,567
I know all the words
to the song.
798
00:39:25,567 --> 00:39:27,101
You don't know
the choreography.
799
00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:32,434
Then we're going to have to give
her a lot of help out there.
800
00:39:39,267 --> 00:39:40,967
Go get in your costume.
801
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:57,134
Can
802
00:39:57,134 --> 00:40:02,101
Anybody
803
00:40:02,101 --> 00:40:06,134
Find me
804
00:40:06,134 --> 00:40:12,267
Somebody to love?
805
00:40:15,001 --> 00:40:19,267
Oh-oh, oh... ho!
806
00:40:19,267 --> 00:40:21,934
Each morning I get up,
I die a little
807
00:40:21,934 --> 00:40:23,834
Can barely stand on my feet
808
00:40:23,834 --> 00:40:27,500
Take a look, take a look
Take a look in the mirror
809
00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:30,700
And cry, "Lord,
what you doing to me?"
810
00:40:30,700 --> 00:40:33,700
I spent all my years
believing you
811
00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:35,867
But I just
can't get no relief
812
00:40:35,867 --> 00:40:37,434
Lord
813
00:40:37,434 --> 00:40:40,533
Somebody, oh, somebody
814
00:40:40,533 --> 00:40:44,167
Can anybody find me
815
00:40:44,167 --> 00:40:51,500
Somebody to love?
816
00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:55,567
Someone to love
Got no feet, I got no rhythm
817
00:40:55,567 --> 00:40:58,800
I just keep losing my beat
You just keep losing
818
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:01,401
I'm okay, I'm all right
It's all right
819
00:41:01,401 --> 00:41:04,667
I ain't gonna face no defeat
820
00:41:04,667 --> 00:41:08,001
I just got to get
out of this prison cell
821
00:41:08,001 --> 00:41:10,267
Someday I'm gonna be free
822
00:41:10,267 --> 00:41:14,533
Lord
823
00:41:14,533 --> 00:41:17,700
Find me somebody to love
824
00:41:17,700 --> 00:41:20,667
Find me
somebody to love
825
00:41:20,667 --> 00:41:23,900
Find me somebody to love
826
00:41:23,900 --> 00:41:26,900
Me... oh, oh, oh
Find me somebody to love
827
00:41:26,900 --> 00:41:29,533
Find me
somebody to love
828
00:41:29,533 --> 00:41:33,234
Find me somebody to love
Oh
829
00:41:33,234 --> 00:41:35,967
Find me somebody to love
830
00:41:35,967 --> 00:41:37,633
Oh
Somebody, somebody
831
00:41:37,633 --> 00:41:40,001
Somebody, somebody
Find me, find me
832
00:41:40,001 --> 00:41:41,734
Find me somebody to love
833
00:41:41,734 --> 00:41:47,468
Can anybody find me
834
00:41:47,468 --> 00:41:58,834
Somebody to love?
835
00:41:58,834 --> 00:42:04,567
Oh, oh...
Find me somebody to love
836
00:42:04,567 --> 00:42:07,533
Somebody find me
Find me
837
00:42:07,533 --> 00:42:09,900
Somebody find me
838
00:42:12,700 --> 00:42:14,767
Somebody to love
839
00:42:14,767 --> 00:42:16,134
Somebody
840
00:42:16,134 --> 00:42:18,167
Find me
841
00:42:18,167 --> 00:42:19,401
Somebody
842
00:42:19,401 --> 00:42:22,267
To...
843
00:42:22,267 --> 00:42:25,934
Love.