1 00:00:01,402 --> 00:00:03,427 Here's what happened last week. 2 00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:05,267 Rachel and the Glee Club know that Quinn's pregnant... 3 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:07,933 but they all think Finn's the father, when really, it's Puck. Yikes. 4 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:12,741 And Terri's only fake pregnant and wants Quinn to give her her baby so Will won't find out. 5 00:00:12,813 --> 00:00:14,440 How come you haven't had any morning sickness? 6 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:16,676 Also, Ken is dating Emma, but she's really got eyes for Mr. Schue. 7 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:18,911 - And that's what you missed on... - # Glee # 8 00:00:18,986 --> 00:00:21,216 [Will] A- five, six, seven, eight. 9 00:00:21,288 --> 00:00:24,780 Step, turn, out. And it's ball-change. Step-ball-change. 10 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:28,851 Step, you, you, you, you. Ba, ba, ba. Turn... 11 00:00:28,929 --> 00:00:31,261 Come on, guys. You're sleep-walking on me here. 12 00:00:31,332 --> 00:00:33,266 Gimme some energy. 13 00:00:33,334 --> 00:00:35,632 - We've got sectionals in two... - Please. Sectionals is gonna be a breeze. 14 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:38,570 - [Sighs] Maybe so... - [Yawns] 15 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:42,405 but if we coast through sectionals, we're gonna get killed at regionals. 16 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:44,569 We have got to be on our game. 17 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:46,579 [Laughing] 18 00:00:47,781 --> 00:00:50,716 Sorry. Funny YouTube. It's a grape-stomping one. 19 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:53,617 [School Bell Rings] 20 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:55,655 The kids have gotten really complacent. 21 00:00:55,723 --> 00:00:57,714 It's like the fire has totally gone out. 22 00:00:57,791 --> 00:01:00,760 Um... [Chuckles] Um, I'm sorry. You've just... 23 00:01:00,828 --> 00:01:06,095 You've got a little mustard in your cute, Kirk Douglas chin dimple. 24 00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:08,566 [Laughs] Uh... Ah? 25 00:01:10,637 --> 00:01:12,571 - Um... - Did I get it? 26 00:01:12,639 --> 00:01:15,733 - [Laughing] Here. Let me... Hold on. - [Laughs] 27 00:01:17,378 --> 00:01:19,403 There. 28 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:22,740 Thanks. 29 00:01:22,816 --> 00:01:24,943 Um, so. 30 00:01:25,018 --> 00:01:27,248 Uh, when did... When did this start to happen? 31 00:01:27,321 --> 00:01:29,585 [Groans] A week ago. 32 00:01:29,656 --> 00:01:33,251 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... 33 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:35,022 - No, no, no, no. - Great news, guys. 34 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:38,963 Just got the competition bracket for sectionals, and we are in really good shape. 35 00:01:39,032 --> 00:01:42,024 There's only two other teams. If we beat them, we make it to regionals. 36 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:45,162 - Yeah. - Who are the other teams? 37 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:47,298 Drumroll, please, Finn. 38 00:01:49,676 --> 00:01:53,442 School for the Deaf in Dayton, and some place called Jane Adams Academy. 39 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:55,539 Jane Adams? That's a halfway house... 40 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:58,608 - for girls just getting out of juvie. - Th-Th-This is great. 41 00:01:58,685 --> 00:02:01,677 People who can't hear what they're singing, and criminals who don't care. 42 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:04,451 It's gonna be a cakewalk. High five. 43 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:06,959 [Will] I don't know. They think they've got it in the bag... 44 00:02:07,027 --> 00:02:08,961 so they've simply stopped trying. 45 00:02:09,029 --> 00:02:11,896 I've got to figure out some way to motivate them. 46 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:13,990 Okay, well, you, um... 47 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:16,001 You could... Well, what about a sticker board? 48 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:18,902 That's how my parents got me to do chores when I was a kid. 49 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:22,169 All right, so I do a chore, and then I get a star, and then... 50 00:02:22,242 --> 00:02:25,507 Oh, dear God. Please... Please stop talking. 51 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:27,843 [Chuckles] I'm trying desperately... 52 00:02:27,915 --> 00:02:32,875 to ignore the treacly sweet inanity of your asinine conversation... 53 00:02:32,953 --> 00:02:34,887 but now I've got bile in my mouth. 54 00:02:34,955 --> 00:02:37,355 I will hold my tongue no further. 55 00:02:37,424 --> 00:02:40,518 You know what this is? This is a list of my Cheerios. 56 00:02:40,594 --> 00:02:43,688 Every week I pick someone at random, and I kick 'em out. 57 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:45,994 Yeah, well, in Glee Club we do things a little bit differently. 58 00:02:46,066 --> 00:02:48,864 Oh, yeah, Will? How's that workin' out for you? 59 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:51,063 You have to remember something. 60 00:02:51,138 --> 00:02:53,129 We're dealing with children. 61 00:02:53,207 --> 00:02:55,437 They need to be terrified. 62 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,443 It's like mother's milk to them. 63 00:02:57,511 --> 00:03:01,504 Without it, their bones won't grow properly. 64 00:03:01,582 --> 00:03:03,516 So if you want results with a kid... 65 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:07,850 you find that competitive animal within, and unleash it. 66 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:11,186 Okay. Ellen, that blouse is just insane. 67 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:18,894 Can't believe she's allowed to teach at this school. 68 00:03:18,966 --> 00:03:21,434 You know... 69 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:23,436 she may have a point. 70 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:31,669 Competition. 71 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:35,044 Every one of these people or elements was a champion in their own right... 72 00:03:35,115 --> 00:03:38,881 but they used competing with each other to make themselves even better. 73 00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:41,045 I don't understand how lightning... 74 00:03:41,121 --> 00:03:43,214 is in competition with an above-ground swimming pool. 75 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:46,449 Just go with it. You guys have become complacent. 76 00:03:46,527 --> 00:03:48,757 You were great at the invitational... 77 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:50,797 but you gotta up your game if you wanna get through sectionals. 78 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:53,628 - [Yawning] - Okay, split up. 79 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:55,895 Guys on the left side, girls on the right side. 80 00:03:57,337 --> 00:03:59,931 Let's go. Come on. 81 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:02,936 [Chuckles] 82 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:05,240 [Clears Throat] All right. 83 00:04:05,312 --> 00:04:07,337 Kurt? 84 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:16,917 Here's the deal. Two teams... Boys versus girls. 85 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:19,424 One week from today... 86 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:21,927 you will each perform a mash-up of your choice. 87 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:25,658 - What's a mash-up? - A mash-up is when you take two songs... 88 00:04:25,732 --> 00:04:30,032 and mash 'em together to make an even richer explosion of musical expression. 89 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,196 Boys will perform on Tuesday. Girls the next day. 90 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:35,503 I want you guys to go all out, okay? Costumes, choreography. 91 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:37,874 Whoever wins the competition... 92 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:41,210 - gets to choose the number that we do for sectionals. - Wait. 93 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,806 Who's gonna be the judge? 94 00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:46,512 - Your gender makes you biased. - Ahh. 95 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:49,988 There is going to be a celebrity judge. 96 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:53,686 - Who? - You're gonna have to show up to find out. 97 00:04:54,761 --> 00:04:56,695 - We got this in the bag. - Totally. 98 00:04:56,763 --> 00:04:59,163 I'm gonna start story-boarding our choreography tonight. 99 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:01,166 Hey. Hope you guys are up for this competition. 100 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:03,168 The girls look pretty pumped. 101 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:05,727 We're planning on smacking 'em down like the hand of God. 102 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:08,297 [Chuckles] 103 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:12,141 Hey, Finn, you all right? You seem a little out of it. 104 00:05:12,212 --> 00:05:14,476 Yeah, I'm just a little worn out. 105 00:05:14,548 --> 00:05:18,211 Come on, dude. We're late for football practice. 106 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:28,723 [Thinking] Dear Journal. Feeling listless again today. 107 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:30,922 It began at dawn, when I tried... 108 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:34,900 to make a smoothie out of beef bones, breaking my juicer. 109 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:38,563 And then at Cheerios practice, disaster. 110 00:05:38,639 --> 00:05:41,073 [Sighs] 111 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:43,132 It was unmistakable. 112 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:46,543 It was like spotting the first spark on the Hindenburg. 113 00:05:46,613 --> 00:05:50,413 A quiver. That quiver will lose us nationals... 114 00:05:50,484 --> 00:05:53,544 and without a championship, I'll lose my endorsements... 115 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:57,249 and without those endorsements, I won't be able to buy my hovercraft. 116 00:05:57,324 --> 00:05:59,588 Feeling all right, Quinn? 117 00:05:59,660 --> 00:06:01,958 I'm just really tired from Glee Club. 118 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:07,456 Glee Club! 119 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:11,436 Every time I try to destroy that clutch of scab-eating mouth breathers... 120 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:15,407 it only comes back stronger, like some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain. 121 00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:19,377 Here I am, about to turn 30... 122 00:06:19,446 --> 00:06:23,405 and I've sacrificed everything only to be shanghaied... 123 00:06:23,483 --> 00:06:25,542 by the bi-curious machinations of a cabal... 124 00:06:25,619 --> 00:06:27,917 of doughy, misshapen teens. 125 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:30,718 Am I missing something, Journal? 126 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:32,759 Is it me? 127 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:35,056 Of course it's not me. 128 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:37,153 It's Will Schuester. 129 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,164 What is it about him, Journal? 130 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:41,166 Is it the arrogant smirk? 131 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,998 Is it the store-bought home perm? 132 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:48,474 You know, Journal, I noticed something yesterday. 133 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:51,943 - [Muffled] - Of course... 134 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:54,173 It's coming clear to me now. 135 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:59,708 If I can't destroy the club, I will have to destroy the man. 136 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:05,157 Let me be frank. 137 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:07,159 Your husband is hiding his kielbasa... 138 00:07:07,227 --> 00:07:10,628 in a Hickory Farms gift basket that doesn't belong to you. 139 00:07:10,697 --> 00:07:13,165 What? With who? 140 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:16,862 Guidance counselor. Real floozy and a man-eater. 141 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:20,031 Wears creepy broaches like the kind my nana was buried in. More tea. 142 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:23,372 - Oh, sorry. - Oh, it's the same old song. 143 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:26,674 - Wife puts on a couple extra pounds... - I'm pregnant. 144 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:28,942 Oh, that's no excuse. 145 00:07:29,015 --> 00:07:32,314 I've always thought the desire to procreate showed deep, personal weakness. 146 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:34,717 Me... Never wanted kids. 147 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:37,188 Don't have the time. Don't have the uterus. 148 00:07:38,325 --> 00:07:41,988 - Are you sure about this? - A woman always knows. 149 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:45,498 - Yeah. - Let me put it to you this way. 150 00:07:45,565 --> 00:07:49,331 If it's not a full-blown affair, well, it's certainly heading in that direction. 151 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:53,566 You need a machete to cut through the haze of lust that surrounds them. 152 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,972 Oh, God. What am I gonna do? 153 00:07:56,042 --> 00:07:58,510 I think you should both pack up and move out of the district. 154 00:07:59,746 --> 00:08:01,907 Unless you wanna lose your man to a mentally ill... 155 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:04,576 ginger pygmy with eyes like a bush baby. 156 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:07,814 Now, you're absolutely sure about this? I mean, you have proof? 157 00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:09,856 Get into that school, and sniff out... 158 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:12,483 those sex pheromones for yourself. 159 00:08:12,559 --> 00:08:14,493 We happen to have an opening. 160 00:08:14,561 --> 00:08:17,223 Our school nurse, Mrs. Lancaster, is in a coma. 161 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:20,824 Oh, she took a terrible tumble down the stairwell yesterday. 162 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:24,029 [School Bell Rings] 163 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:26,538 Aaah! 164 00:08:26,606 --> 00:08:30,406 - But I'm not a nurse. I work at Sheets 'N' Things. - I'm not an American citizen. 165 00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:33,207 I was born in the Panama Canal Zone, but I managed... 166 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,680 to get a passport and run for office twice. 167 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:40,516 My advice to you, if you wanna keep your husband... 168 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:45,619 Get creative. 169 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:50,254 Mrs. Schuester, I appreciate your interest in the nursing position... 170 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:53,697 but your previous experience is limited to folding hand towels. 171 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:55,860 As assistant manager at Sheets 'N' Things... 172 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:58,803 I've had first aid training. Mm-hmm. 173 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:02,933 - I've also used a defibrillator. - Huh. 174 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:06,369 So what did you want to talk to me about? 175 00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:08,380 Oh. Good news. 176 00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:10,473 I figured out a way to get the kids motivated. 177 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:13,383 They're gonna compete against each other in a glee-off. 178 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:16,286 - Oh. - And guess who the celebrity judge is gonna be. 179 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:19,257 - You. - Me? 180 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:24,155 You are the most honest and impartial person I know. 181 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,760 Well, isn't this a surprise. 182 00:09:29,836 --> 00:09:31,770 Terri, wh-what are you doing here? 183 00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:34,068 Hi. I don't think we've been properly introduced. 184 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:36,131 I'm Terri Schuester, Will's pregnant wife. 185 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:38,609 - Hi. - Oh, honey... 186 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:41,841 - Someone got a little lipstick on your cup. - Sorry. 187 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,906 [Whimpers] 188 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:46,009 I got it. 189 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:52,091 Um, is-is everything okay, Terri? 190 00:09:52,158 --> 00:09:55,821 - You-You never visit me at work. - Oh, I'm not visiting. 191 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:59,024 No. You've been so stressed about our finances lately... 192 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:02,262 that I thought I would pitch in by getting a second job. 193 00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:06,272 I'm the new school nurse. 194 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:08,432 But you're not a nurse. 195 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:10,840 - You don't have any training. - Oh, please, Will. 196 00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:13,607 It's a public school. 197 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,949 Isn't this gonna be great? 198 00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:19,679 And this means that I'm gonna be around all the time now. 199 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:30,522 Know your routes. 200 00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:33,088 Now, that is the key to this play, gentlemen. 201 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:36,135 The receivers run the fly route downfield... 202 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:38,898 and then block as the play develops, okay? 203 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,463 Know your assignments. This is not... 204 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:44,977 [Thinking] I'm losing it. I'm tired all the time. 205 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:46,979 I can't keep my eyes open. 206 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:49,845 [Ken] That's your only job, is to know your assignments. 207 00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:53,044 - [Will] No sharps, and no flats. - I know how lucky I am... 208 00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:55,713 Captain of the football team, Glee stud. 209 00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:57,723 I know I should be excited about Quinn. 210 00:10:57,791 --> 00:11:00,385 She's hot, popular, and she's carrying my baby and all... 211 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:03,088 but I can't get Rachel out of my head. 212 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,757 She kind of freaks me out in a Swimfan kind of way... 213 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:08,824 but she can really sing and her body is smokin' ... 214 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:11,029 if you're not into boobs. 215 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:14,972 My body's a mess. I found a hair on my ear the other day... 216 00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:17,874 and I have to rub Biofreeze on my shins a couple times a day. 217 00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:19,935 Growing pains. 218 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,447 It smells pretty bad, but I mask it with Drakkar Noir. 219 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:27,014 Being a guy my age is tough. 220 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:29,487 Between Glee and football and school and being popular... 221 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:31,490 I'm just kind of overwhelmed. 222 00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:34,584 Everyone wants something from me, and I don't have the energy to do it all. 223 00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:36,595 I don't know how important people like presidents... 224 00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:39,461 or newscasters or mob bosses do it. 225 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,466 My mom says I'm stretched too thin... 226 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,627 so I gave up homework, but that didn't help. 227 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:46,433 All I know is, last night I got vaporized on level two. 228 00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:50,135 Level two! And I didn't even have the energy to care. 229 00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:54,045 [Kurt] He's drooling. 230 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:56,105 [Puck] Dude, wake up. 231 00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:58,275 Sure, yeah. That sounds good. 232 00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:01,286 - I said, we can't let those girls beat us. - Sorry. 233 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:04,881 Sometimes when I'm thinking real hard, it helps to close my eyes. 234 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:07,483 We're doing a mash-up of"It's My Life" and Usher's "Confessions." 235 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:11,087 We should get some trash can lids and stomp the yard up in this piece. 236 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:13,928 Puck, with respect, you're more helpful when you don't contribute. 237 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:17,663 Dude, what's wrong with you? Go see the nurse. 238 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,433 Every day I say I have a headache. I sleep for three hours. 239 00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:23,965 I haven't attended a math class in two years. 240 00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:27,138 [Inhales] Oh. Thanks, guys. 241 00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:30,341 [Groans] Keep up the good work. 242 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,351 [School Bell Rings] 243 00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:39,191 Uh, okay, girls. We need to get started. 244 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:42,695 - We're getting warmed up. - Where's Quinn? 245 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:46,129 Probably down at the mall looking for elastic-waist pants. 246 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:48,133 [Snickering] 247 00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:52,834 Mr. Schuester's right, you guys. We can't get complacent. 248 00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:54,601 - Chill out. - I already picked the songs. 249 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,801 We're gonna do a mash-up of"Halo" and "Walking on Sunshine." 250 00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:59,811 - Yeah, that was my idea. - Whatever. 251 00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:02,245 Come on. We can do this in our sleep. 252 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,715 You think those six dudes are gonna give us any competition? 253 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:08,151 - I say we just wing it. - We can't just wing it. 254 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:10,781 All those in favor of winging it? 255 00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:13,655 All those opposed? 256 00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:17,690 Looks like the ayes have it. 257 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,634 Hi. How can I help you? 258 00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,833 - Hey, Mrs. Schuester. - Uh-huh. 259 00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:32,071 - I'm Finn Hudson. I'm in Glee with your husband. - Well, hi, Finn. 260 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:35,410 Oh, wait a minute. Are you the one who's dating Quinn Fabray? 261 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,918 - Yeah. Why? - Oh, you have really good bone structure. 262 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:42,421 Yeah. Um, I've been really tired lately... 263 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:45,322 and I was wondering if I could lie down in here for a while. 264 00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:48,326 Why don't you have a seat. 265 00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:51,557 Why don't you tell me a little bit about your sleep habits. 266 00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:54,156 - What time do you go to bed? - Um, I don't know. 267 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:57,726 Usually after "Skinemax" starts playing regular movies again. 268 00:13:57,804 --> 00:14:00,238 And I'm normally tired, but lately... 269 00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:03,764 I can't just fall asleep. It's like my brain won't shut up. 270 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:07,040 Well, what are you thinking about? 271 00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:09,138 Oh, you can be honest with me. 272 00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:12,013 There's a code of silence in my office. 273 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:16,613 - Okay, uh, football plays... - Uh-huh. 274 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,522 um, girls, dance steps... 275 00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:22,727 - girls. - Girls? 276 00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:26,196 - But you're dating Quinn Fabray. - Yeah, but... 277 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:33,066 - Do you think a guy can be into two girls at once? - No. 278 00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:35,073 And remember, flirting is cheating. 279 00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:38,269 And the revenge of the jilted woman is usually pretty messy. 280 00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:41,780 - So can I take my nap now? - Do you want to sleep through your life, Finn? 281 00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:45,909 No, but I read once that teenagers need more sleep than infants. 282 00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:48,681 When I was in high school, I captained the cheerleading squad... 283 00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:51,747 I kept a perfect 4.0 G.P.A., I cultivated my popularity... 284 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:54,258 and I maintained a loving relationship... 285 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,625 with the boy who would become my husband. 286 00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:59,062 Wow. 287 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:02,101 I don't even know how I did that. 288 00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:04,102 Wait a minute. 289 00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:06,661 Yes, I do. 290 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,673 Pseudo ephedrine. 291 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,175 It's the stuff they put in decongestants to make them non-drowsy. 292 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,804 It's kind of like a... Well, like a vitamin. 293 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:17,407 I would pop two of these blue meanies every morning... 294 00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:20,418 and then I would be a firecracker for the rest of the day. 295 00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,147 Are they safe? 296 00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:24,952 They're over-the-counter. They stock them next to the candy bars. 297 00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:27,424 Sweetie, I'm the school nurse. 298 00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:29,961 I know what I'm doing. 299 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:36,861 Hey, guys, how's it goin' ? [Sniffs] 300 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,200 God, it's a beautiful day. Let's run through the number. 301 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,570 I can't wait to do the number. I'm ready and excited. 302 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:44,667 You guys stand up! Come on. Let's get this joint jumping. 303 00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:47,304 Has your soul been taken over by caffeinated space aliens? 304 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,314 No, just visited the school nurse. 305 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:52,943 Got this great vitamin. I feel fantastic. I can't wait to do the number. 306 00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:55,249 Let's do the number, and then afterwards we can build a house... 307 00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:57,255 for Habitat for Humanity. 308 00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:59,257 - What kind of vitamin? - Vitamin C? 309 00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:02,055 Vogue magazine says it boosts energy levels and brightens the complexion. 310 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,188 Vitamin D. And I got you guys some. 311 00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:10,828 ## [Mid-tempo Rock Beat] 312 00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:14,361 # This ain't a song for all the brokenhearted # 313 00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:21,710 # No silent prayer for the faith departed # 314 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:28,386 # And I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd # 315 00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:33,016 # You're gonna hear my voice when I shout it out loud # 316 00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:35,720 # It's my life # 317 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:39,026 # It's now or never # 318 00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:43,262 # I ain't gonna live forever # 319 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:46,737 # I just wanna live while I'm alive # 320 00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:51,743 # It's my life # 321 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:55,747 - # These are my confessions # - # And just when I thought I said all I could say # 322 00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:59,182 # My chick on the side said she got one on the way # 323 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:04,349 - # Now, my confessions # - # If I'm gonna tell it, then I gotta tell it all # 324 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:08,451 # I damn near cried when I got that phone call # 325 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:12,464 # I'm so thrown I don't know what to do # 326 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,023 # But to give part two of my # 327 00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:17,535 # Better stand tall when they're callin' you out # 328 00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:22,472 # Don't bend, don't break Baby, don't back down # 329 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,806 # These are my confessions # 330 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:28,074 # It's now or never # 331 00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:30,615 # I ain't gonna live forever # 332 00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,617 # These are my confessions # 333 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:36,280 # I just wanna live while I'm alive # 334 00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:39,491 # It's my life # 335 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,460 # Just when I thought I said all I could say # 336 00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:45,326 # My chick on the side said she got one on the way # 337 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:50,461 - # These are my confessions # - # I just wanna live while I'm alive # 338 00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:54,734 # It's my life ## 339 00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,900 [Cheers, Applause] 340 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:01,506 - Awesome, guys. - Yeah! 341 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,515 Geez, I didn't know you had that in you. 342 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,983 It's like somebody slipped something in your juice boxes. 343 00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:07,986 Ooh. You ladies better bring it tomorrow. 344 00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:10,318 Otherwise, whoo! 345 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,358 We've got an opening number for sectionals. 346 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,450 [Whooping] 347 00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:19,297 Olé. 348 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,470 [School Bell Rings] 349 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,214 Haven't seen you at Glee rehearsals. 350 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,944 I'm not Superwoman. 351 00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:42,385 I know Glee is your whole life, but I have the Cheerios. 352 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,787 I'm on honor roll. I have friends. 353 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:47,451 You don't have to be embarrassed. 354 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:49,927 No one at Glee is gonna judge you. 355 00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:55,966 Look, I know everyone expects us to be enemies and be in competition... 356 00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:58,663 but I don't hate you. 357 00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:02,401 Why not? I've been awful to you. 358 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:05,911 That was before you knew what it felt like to be me... 359 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,242 an outsider. 360 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,043 More people are gonna start finding out about this... 361 00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:11,845 and you're gonna need friends who can relate. 362 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,909 How can you relate to what I'm going through? 363 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,648 You don't think people whisper about me in the lunchrooms... 364 00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:20,214 or draw pornographic pictures of me on the bathroom walls? 365 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,352 That was me, actually. 366 00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,856 Look, I don't agree with the choice you're making... 367 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:27,866 but you're gonna need Glee. 368 00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:30,596 You have seven months of your youth left. 369 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,604 You should enjoy it. And let's face it. 370 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,106 In a couple of months that cheerleading uniform isn't gonna fit... 371 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,267 and we're gonna be all you have left. 372 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:40,210 Just... come back to practice. 373 00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:42,213 Boys versus girls... It's fun. 374 00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:44,545 And we could certainly use your voice right now. 375 00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,915 You're actually a good singer, Quinn. 376 00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:49,454 Occasionally sharp, but that's just because you lack my years of training. 377 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:55,089 I would have tortured you if the roles were reversed, you know. 378 00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:58,096 I know. 379 00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:09,266 - [Line Ringing] - Hi. It's Terri. 380 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,902 Hi, Terri. This is Howard Bamboo. 381 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:14,674 Yeah. I know that, Howard. 382 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:17,215 Okay, you know how I'm moonlighting as a nurse? 383 00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:19,751 - Well, I need a favor. - O-Okay. 384 00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:22,515 Go to the drugstore and get me a couple of boxes of decongestant. 385 00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:25,921 I'm running low, and I want the children of McKinley to be healthy and happy. 386 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:29,553 - Uh, h-how many boxes? - Um... 387 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:32,621 Thirty-six. 388 00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:34,632 Oh. 389 00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:42,334 - Hey, Terri. - Oh. Hi, Ken. What's up? 390 00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:51,013 - Can we talk frank? - Uh... 391 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:54,246 Listen. 392 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:57,585 We have a problem. I think my girlfriend is in love with your husband. 393 00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:59,682 And I wouldn't be surprised if the feeling was mutual. 394 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,694 - How long has this been going on? - I don't know. A couple months. 395 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,696 I see 'em together all the time... 396 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,823 Laughing, talking. All the stuff she never does with me. 397 00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:08,833 You know, I knew something was up. 398 00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:11,927 She couldn't keep her eyes off him at those Acafella clown shows. 399 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:15,440 Listen. Has Will ever mentioned her to you? 400 00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:19,103 Oh, no, but he's too smart for that. I mean, just barely, but still. 401 00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:21,112 Oh, Ken, I gotta be honest with you. 402 00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:24,547 I only took this job so that I could keep an eye on him. 403 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:28,144 We've got to put a stop to this so that I can get out of here. 404 00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:31,348 See, I'm not built to work five days a week. 405 00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:33,358 Well, I been thinking, maybe... 406 00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:35,451 that if you and I started seeing each other on the side... 407 00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:37,462 it might kind of cancel their thing out. 408 00:21:38,864 --> 00:21:40,832 Are you two still having sex? 409 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:43,664 Because, you know, when that stops, something is up. 410 00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:47,171 We actually haven't, um, had sex yet. 411 00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:49,730 She doesn't like to be touched. 412 00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:53,711 - By me. - Oh. 413 00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:57,749 God, I love her so much. 414 00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:01,514 Oh. Um, okay. 415 00:22:01,587 --> 00:22:04,454 - [Sobs Quietly] - It's okay. 416 00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:07,825 There, there. 417 00:22:07,893 --> 00:22:10,020 - Look at the two of us. - [Chuckles] 418 00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:12,656 You pregnant, and me with psoriasis... 419 00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:15,132 - Oh. - and one testicle that won't descend. 420 00:22:15,201 --> 00:22:18,568 - I don't know who to feel more sorry for. - Okay, that's enough. 421 00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:21,072 You know what? You gotta stop being such a baby. 422 00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:24,371 - I cannot fix this unless you're willing to man up. - Okay. I'm sorry. 423 00:22:24,443 --> 00:22:26,434 [Exhales] 424 00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:29,708 Here's what you're gonna do. 425 00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:33,616 You're going straight to the nearest department store to buy her an engagement ring. 426 00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:37,115 Then you're gonna get down on one knee... 427 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:40,056 and you're gonna ask that doe-eyed little harlot to marry you. 428 00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:43,618 No. I can't do that. 429 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:46,130 What if she says no? It might kill me. 430 00:22:50,636 --> 00:22:54,538 Take two of these, then nothing can stop you. 431 00:22:58,010 --> 00:23:00,535 - I told you guys. - We know. 432 00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:03,411 You've been berating us for the better part of an hour. 433 00:23:03,482 --> 00:23:06,349 - Were they really that good? - They were, Quinn. Look. 434 00:23:06,419 --> 00:23:09,786 I was fine with arranging, choreographing and directing this number free of charge. 435 00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:12,415 But we underestimated the boys. Their number will go to sectionals... 436 00:23:12,491 --> 00:23:14,584 and once again I will be humiliated. 437 00:23:14,660 --> 00:23:18,289 How were we supposed to know they'd rock the house? They've never been good. 438 00:23:18,364 --> 00:23:22,801 - How did they d-d-do it? - The real question is, what were they on? 439 00:23:22,868 --> 00:23:26,360 Though I've been grouped with the boys, my allegiance still remains with you ladies. 440 00:23:26,439 --> 00:23:28,430 They declined my offer to do their hair in cornrows... 441 00:23:28,507 --> 00:23:31,271 and all my artistic decisions have been derided as too costly... 442 00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:34,107 because they involve several varieties of exotic bird feathers. 443 00:23:35,481 --> 00:23:38,041 We all took something. 444 00:23:46,392 --> 00:23:49,384 My man, got next week's plays all worked out. Yeah! 445 00:23:49,462 --> 00:23:51,862 Hey, Mr. Schue, got that paper on Bariloche, Argentina, on your desk. 446 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:55,162 - But it's not due for two weeks. - Damn straight. I am in the zone! 447 00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:58,328 - Cheater. - I don't know what you're talkin' about. 448 00:23:58,404 --> 00:24:02,135 - You took performance enhancers before your mash-up. Kurt told me. - Ah. 449 00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:05,837 It's deplorable, contemptible, and it's just plain wrong. It's also cheating. 450 00:24:05,911 --> 00:24:08,903 - As a matter of fact, I'm gonna start calling you "F-Rod." - Hey, back off. 451 00:24:08,981 --> 00:24:13,213 I'm nothing like A-Rod, okay? I'd never take steroids. They make your junk fall off. 452 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:16,618 Listen, Rachel. You don't know what it's like for me, the kind of pressure I'm un... 453 00:24:16,689 --> 00:24:20,022 Oh, we all have pressures. But you know how I deal with it? The natural way... 454 00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:22,560 with a rigorous diet and exercise routine. 455 00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:25,392 - [Beeps] - ## [Man Singing Reggae Pop] 456 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,898 - I'm up at 6:00 a.m. every day. - ## [Continues] 457 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:31,130 I have my protein shake with banana and flax seed oil... 458 00:24:31,203 --> 00:24:33,364 and by 6:10 I'm on the elliptical. 459 00:24:33,439 --> 00:24:36,533 - # Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my stride # - You know how I motivate myself? 460 00:24:36,609 --> 00:24:38,702 Not with anything artificial. I set a goal... 461 00:24:38,778 --> 00:24:41,804 - and I won't rest until I reach it. - # I've got to keep on movin' ## 462 00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:45,078 Well, that's personal pressure. If you don't meet your goal, you're the only one who loses. 463 00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:47,278 I have to be the quarterback, th-the male lead... 464 00:24:47,353 --> 00:24:49,548 and deal with a pregnant girlfriend who yells about ice cream. 465 00:24:49,622 --> 00:24:52,455 So, yeah, maybe I helped me and my teammates out a little bit... 466 00:24:52,525 --> 00:24:56,052 but it's only because I'm sick and tired of working so hard and still losing. 467 00:24:56,128 --> 00:24:59,063 - Yeah, but winning by cheating isn't winning. - Oh, don't give me that. 468 00:24:59,131 --> 00:25:02,157 The reason you're so pissed about this is you know you can't compete with us. 469 00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:04,168 Oh, I'm offended by that accusation. 470 00:25:04,236 --> 00:25:07,672 We haven't performed yet, but, if I may say, our mash-up is spectacular! 471 00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:10,903 It still isn't gonna be as good. We're gonna win. You're gonna lose. 472 00:25:10,976 --> 00:25:12,910 Deal with it. 473 00:25:17,583 --> 00:25:19,778 Everyone gets a dose. 474 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:22,218 Oh, except for Quinn. You get folic acid... 475 00:25:22,288 --> 00:25:24,222 [Quietly] mama. 476 00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:26,986 [Whispers] It's good for the baby. 477 00:25:28,227 --> 00:25:31,094 Get the lead out, Howard. We have patients waiting. 478 00:25:32,498 --> 00:25:35,228 Are you sure we should be doing this? 479 00:25:35,301 --> 00:25:37,701 Oh, it's over-the-counter. It's safe. 480 00:25:37,770 --> 00:25:41,001 You can trust me. I'm a nurse. 481 00:25:41,073 --> 00:25:43,064 It's good for you. 482 00:25:51,951 --> 00:25:53,782 [Shredder Buzzing] 483 00:25:53,853 --> 00:25:55,787 [Chewing] 484 00:25:55,855 --> 00:25:58,449 - What's up with Ken? - I know. Doesn't he have a healthy glow? 485 00:25:58,524 --> 00:26:00,458 I put him on a new vitamin regimen. 486 00:26:00,526 --> 00:26:03,791 Is that safe? I mean, you're not really a nurse, Terri. 487 00:26:03,863 --> 00:26:05,990 Don't start criticizing my work, Will... 488 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:08,056 not when I'm just getting my sea legs. 489 00:26:08,133 --> 00:26:09,896 [Sighs] 490 00:26:09,969 --> 00:26:12,267 [Mouths Word] 491 00:26:14,673 --> 00:26:16,937 Isn't this nice? I mean, when is the last time... 492 00:26:17,009 --> 00:26:19,807 - we got to have lunch together on a weekday, hmm? - Hmm. 493 00:26:19,879 --> 00:26:23,781 Oh, honey, you have a little mustard... Just... 494 00:26:25,351 --> 00:26:27,410 [Stammers] Geez, Terri. 495 00:26:27,486 --> 00:26:29,784 - This is my workplace. - I'm sorry, honey. 496 00:26:29,855 --> 00:26:33,655 - It's just that my hormones are going really crazy for you. - Hey, look. Look. 497 00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:37,762 You being here... is not good for our marriage. 498 00:26:37,830 --> 00:26:40,856 Spending time together is not good for our marriage? 499 00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:44,334 Not every minute. There's no separation. 500 00:26:44,403 --> 00:26:48,134 We used to come home every night a-and talk about our day. 501 00:26:48,207 --> 00:26:50,141 Now we have nothing to say to each other. 502 00:26:51,677 --> 00:26:55,238 A lot of ants on the sidewalk today. 503 00:26:58,417 --> 00:27:00,715 Pretty late in the season for that. 504 00:27:02,254 --> 00:27:06,953 I think this is just forcing us to expand our intellectual horizons. 505 00:27:07,026 --> 00:27:08,516 - Where are you going? - The bathroom. 506 00:27:08,594 --> 00:27:10,721 - I'll come with you. - No. 507 00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:14,027 I love you, but... I need my space. 508 00:27:18,237 --> 00:27:21,172 - Hmph. - [Buzzing Continues] 509 00:27:24,710 --> 00:27:28,146 - Now's your chance, Ken. - What, here? Now? 510 00:27:30,749 --> 00:27:32,683 - Hi, Emma. - Hi, Ken. 511 00:27:32,751 --> 00:27:35,413 - [Grunts] - What are you doing? 512 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:37,614 Look, Emma. I know our relationship hasn't been perfect. 513 00:27:37,690 --> 00:27:40,488 You won't ride in my car. I can't touch you above the wrist. 514 00:27:40,559 --> 00:27:44,086 Remember, you cried for an hour that time my elbow accidentally brushed by your breast. 515 00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:46,097 But I think about you all day long. 516 00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:49,760 I kiss that picture of us at the state fair every night before I go to sleep. 517 00:27:51,337 --> 00:27:53,862 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This isn't happening. This is a dream. 518 00:27:53,939 --> 00:27:57,397 - Emma Pillsbury, this is not an engagement ring. - Oh, thank goodness. 519 00:27:57,476 --> 00:28:01,003 No. I mean, it is. But I-it's more than that. It's... It's a promise. 520 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:04,948 Look, Emma. I know you have this thing about being clean. 521 00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:08,885 Now I can't promise to pick up my underwear or squeegee the shower door... 522 00:28:08,954 --> 00:28:12,617 but I can promise to keep your life clean of sadness... 523 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:16,388 and loneliness... and any other dark clouds that might float into it. 524 00:28:19,798 --> 00:28:24,735 It's cubic zirconia. I know how affected you were by Blood Diamond. 525 00:28:24,803 --> 00:28:30,241 Emma Pillsbury... "M&M"... will you marry me? 526 00:28:30,309 --> 00:28:34,245 [Breathes Deeply] 527 00:28:37,116 --> 00:28:40,779 Thank you so much. It really is a pleasure. While the boys chose songs that cast an eye... 528 00:28:40,853 --> 00:28:44,289 inward on the irresponsible life choices and sexual hunger of today's modern teens... 529 00:28:44,356 --> 00:28:47,348 we have chosen a selection of songs that speaks to the nation as a whole... 530 00:28:47,426 --> 00:28:50,987 during these troubling times filled with economic uncertainty and unbridled social woe. 531 00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:54,157 Because if there's two things America needs right now, that is sunshine and optimism. 532 00:28:55,467 --> 00:28:58,561 Also angels. [Breathing Deeply] 533 00:29:00,506 --> 00:29:03,669 - Okay. - ## [Piano Intro, Arpeggios] 534 00:29:10,382 --> 00:29:13,078 - # Oh # - ## [Rock, Fast] 535 00:29:13,152 --> 00:29:15,416 # Remember those walls I built # 536 00:29:15,487 --> 00:29:18,012 # Well, baby, they're tumblin' down # 537 00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:20,923 # They didn't even put up a fight # 538 00:29:20,993 --> 00:29:23,120 # They didn't even make a sound # 539 00:29:23,195 --> 00:29:25,288 # It's like I've been awakened # 540 00:29:25,364 --> 00:29:27,992 # Every rule I had you breakin' # 541 00:29:28,067 --> 00:29:32,766 # It's the risk that I'm takin' I am never gonna shut you out # 542 00:29:32,838 --> 00:29:35,602 # Everywhere I'm lookin' now # 543 00:29:35,674 --> 00:29:37,938 # I'm surrounded by your embrace # 544 00:29:38,010 --> 00:29:39,944 - # Baby, I can feel your halo # - # Oh # 545 00:29:40,012 --> 00:29:42,776 - # And don't it feel good # - # I can feel your halo # 546 00:29:42,848 --> 00:29:45,783 - # Halo # - # I can see your halo # 547 00:29:45,851 --> 00:29:47,819 - # Halo # - # I can see your halo # 548 00:29:47,886 --> 00:29:51,447 - # Halo # - # I can see your halo, and don't it feel good # 549 00:29:51,523 --> 00:29:54,617 - ## [Faster] - # I used to think maybe you loved me # 550 00:29:54,693 --> 00:29:56,661 # Now, baby, I'm sure # 551 00:30:00,432 --> 00:30:05,665 # And I just can't wait till the day when you knock on my door # 552 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:11,872 # Oh, now, now I'm walkin' on sunshine, whoa # 553 00:30:11,944 --> 00:30:16,540 # I'm walkin' on sunshine, whoa # 554 00:30:16,615 --> 00:30:19,709 - # And don't it feel good, Hey # - # I can feel your halo, halo # 555 00:30:19,785 --> 00:30:22,845 # All right now, ho # 556 00:30:22,921 --> 00:30:26,880 - # I can feel your halo, halo # - # Hey, oh, yea-a-ah # 557 00:30:26,959 --> 00:30:31,692 - # I can feel your halo, halo # - # Hey, halo-o-o # 558 00:30:31,763 --> 00:30:34,926 - # I can feel your halo, halo # - # Hey, halo-o-o # 559 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:39,266 - # I can see your halo, Halo-o-o ## - ## [Ends] 560 00:30:41,573 --> 00:30:44,599 Whoo! Ha-ha! 561 00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:47,338 Ladies, I... I don't even know what to say. 562 00:30:47,412 --> 00:30:50,074 You did such a good job. 563 00:30:50,149 --> 00:30:53,016 I don't know what you guys did, but whatever it was, keep doing it! 564 00:30:53,085 --> 00:30:56,543 Our celebrity judge has her work cut out for her. 565 00:30:56,622 --> 00:30:59,386 - [School Bell Rings] - Hey, great job, guys. 566 00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:04,518 Okay. All right. [Chuckles] Whoo. What the... 567 00:31:05,464 --> 00:31:07,523 - Ha! - [Both Chuckle] 568 00:31:07,599 --> 00:31:12,536 - Hey, Emma, um, can you walk with me? - Yeah. 569 00:31:14,439 --> 00:31:18,535 - Well, I think your, uh... think your plan worked. - Yeah. [Chuckles] 570 00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:21,272 Instilling a sense of good, clean competition in these kids... 571 00:31:21,346 --> 00:31:24,008 I think, um... I think you really motivated them. 572 00:31:24,082 --> 00:31:28,644 Well, actually, I consider you a co conspirator. We came up with the idea together. 573 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:32,189 So... 574 00:31:32,257 --> 00:31:34,487 is it true about Ken asking to marry you? 575 00:31:35,694 --> 00:31:38,094 Yeah. Yeah, it is. 576 00:31:40,632 --> 00:31:43,123 What are you gonna do? 577 00:31:43,202 --> 00:31:45,136 I don't know. 578 00:31:45,204 --> 00:31:47,365 Can you, um... 579 00:31:47,439 --> 00:31:49,907 Can you think of any other options I might have? 580 00:31:53,679 --> 00:31:56,409 I-Is that a reason to marry someone? 581 00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,850 That's not what I'm asking. 582 00:32:06,892 --> 00:32:09,019 [School Bell Rings] 583 00:32:12,731 --> 00:32:15,222 Emma. 584 00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:18,326 Terri. Um... 585 00:32:18,403 --> 00:32:21,201 Hi. What can I, uh... 586 00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:24,174 What can I... do for you? 587 00:32:24,243 --> 00:32:26,302 I just wanted to cut to the chase... 588 00:32:26,378 --> 00:32:28,778 that things have been a little awkward since I started working here. 589 00:32:28,847 --> 00:32:32,305 - I just wanted to clear the air. - Oh. 590 00:32:32,384 --> 00:32:35,820 That's, um... That's actually really nice. Why don't you just... 591 00:32:35,887 --> 00:32:39,050 You have no chance with my husband. Do I make myself clear? 592 00:32:39,124 --> 00:32:42,719 Oh, you might think there's some kind of competition going on between you and I... 593 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:45,786 but that's like saying that a nail is competing with a hammer. 594 00:32:45,864 --> 00:32:47,855 [Chuckles] 595 00:32:49,134 --> 00:32:51,227 - Terri, Will is a good man. - Uh-huh. 596 00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:53,237 He's kind... 597 00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:57,901 and he's generous, and he deserves a lot better than you. 598 00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:01,571 Emma, Will is my husband. 599 00:33:03,148 --> 00:33:05,275 Look at you. 600 00:33:05,350 --> 00:33:09,753 You are so superior, because you're nice to a man that you see for an hour or two a day. 601 00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:13,518 You're just an innocent little dove. Hmm? 602 00:33:13,592 --> 00:33:17,255 You're so innocent that you would steal a man away from his pregnant wife. 603 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:19,263 [Quietly] Yeah. 604 00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:23,893 Do yourself a favor, honey. Marry Ken Tanaka. 605 00:33:23,969 --> 00:33:27,200 Oh, sure, he's dumb like sand, and his fondue pot of nationalities... 606 00:33:27,272 --> 00:33:29,832 is gonna open your kids up to a host of genetic diseases... 607 00:33:29,908 --> 00:33:33,366 but he's kind, and he's generous. 608 00:33:33,445 --> 00:33:36,073 And he's available. 609 00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:43,386 [Door Opens, Closes] 610 00:33:43,455 --> 00:33:45,389 - [School Bell Rings] - [Quietly] Hmm. 611 00:33:48,527 --> 00:33:50,461 [School Bell Rings] 612 00:33:53,465 --> 00:33:55,399 - Mrs. Schuester. - Mm-hmm. 613 00:33:55,467 --> 00:33:58,698 I need to talk to you... [Quietly] about the baby. 614 00:33:58,770 --> 00:34:01,739 Is everything okay? Wait, you're not having it right now, are you? 615 00:34:01,807 --> 00:34:05,709 - What? No. Aren't you supposed to be a nurse? - Mm-hmm. 616 00:34:09,481 --> 00:34:12,712 - I've been thinking about your offer. - Yeah? 617 00:34:12,784 --> 00:34:15,309 I like my life. 618 00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:18,754 I like being a cheerleader... 619 00:34:18,824 --> 00:34:24,694 and I can't believe I'm actually saying this, but I really like being in Glee Club. 620 00:34:24,763 --> 00:34:29,496 I have all these great things in my life, and it already feels like too much. 621 00:34:31,670 --> 00:34:35,071 [Whispers] I can't raise a baby. 622 00:34:35,140 --> 00:34:37,404 [Sighs] 623 00:34:37,476 --> 00:34:40,809 You know, honestly, I don't even know how you kids do it nowadays. 624 00:34:40,879 --> 00:34:43,973 I mean, I-I didn't have it this bad when I was your age. 625 00:34:44,049 --> 00:34:47,644 I mean, there weren't as many TV channels either though. 626 00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:49,687 Is Finn okay with this? 'Cause, you know... 627 00:34:49,755 --> 00:34:52,622 I don't want any baby-daddy drama when you hand it over to me. 628 00:34:52,691 --> 00:34:56,092 He's the reason I'm doing this. 629 00:34:56,161 --> 00:35:00,427 He's such a good guy. And he internalizes all this pressure. 630 00:35:00,499 --> 00:35:03,332 He's gonna have a heart attack. 631 00:35:03,402 --> 00:35:09,034 I never want Mr. Schuester to find out about this though. I don't wanna hurt him either. 632 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:11,667 Oh, your secret's safe with me. 633 00:35:11,743 --> 00:35:13,677 I have a lot more to lose. 634 00:35:13,745 --> 00:35:16,873 One more thing. 635 00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:20,213 - You know how you gave me those vitamins for the baby? - Mm-hmm. 636 00:35:20,285 --> 00:35:22,583 I really appreciated that... 637 00:35:22,654 --> 00:35:25,680 um, but I'm gonna have all these doctors' bills... 638 00:35:25,757 --> 00:35:27,691 and I'm gonna need some new maternity clothes. 639 00:35:27,759 --> 00:35:31,286 - You want money from me? - It's gonna be your baby. 640 00:35:31,363 --> 00:35:35,390 Which means I'm gonna be paying the bills for 18 years. I think you can handle nine months. 641 00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:40,097 Look, you're making the right call here, Quinn. It's what's best for everybody. 642 00:35:48,613 --> 00:35:50,547 [Sighs] 643 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:56,882 Hi. 644 00:36:00,926 --> 00:36:02,860 Hi. 645 00:36:04,095 --> 00:36:06,086 Um, I can't... I can't stay long in this room... 646 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:09,258 because of the germs, you know, and because of the odor. 647 00:36:11,102 --> 00:36:14,401 But I have a question. 648 00:36:14,473 --> 00:36:16,441 Anything for you, Emma. 649 00:36:18,844 --> 00:36:21,404 So what would, um... 650 00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:25,075 what would getting married mean... exactly? 651 00:36:26,151 --> 00:36:29,450 Because I would wanna keep my last name... 652 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:33,480 and I'd wanna continue living in different parts of town. 653 00:36:33,558 --> 00:36:37,551 And, um, I think it would be best if we didn't see each other after school. 654 00:36:37,629 --> 00:36:39,597 Sure. 655 00:36:39,664 --> 00:36:44,795 And I wouldn't want a big ceremony, you know, like in a church or with... people. 656 00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:47,395 We wouldn't have to invite anybody, you know, or tell anybody actually. 657 00:36:47,472 --> 00:36:50,134 It could be more like a secret, you know... like a secret marriage. 658 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:53,405 That's actually a better deal than I expected. 659 00:36:55,113 --> 00:36:57,274 You're a really good man, Ken. 660 00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:04,283 And I don't want to spend the rest of my life alone... 661 00:37:04,356 --> 00:37:07,052 and I know that you don't either. 662 00:37:10,362 --> 00:37:12,353 So... 663 00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:15,499 is that a yes? 664 00:37:21,206 --> 00:37:23,106 What's up, A-Rach? 665 00:37:23,174 --> 00:37:25,938 Hey, sweet mash-up. You guys were so... energetic. 666 00:37:26,011 --> 00:37:28,844 We were just taking a lesson from Major League Baseball. 667 00:37:28,914 --> 00:37:31,576 l-l-It's not cheating if everyone's doing it. 668 00:37:31,650 --> 00:37:34,847 - We were just leveling out the playing field. - You really believe that? 669 00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:40,349 No. Okay? I-I feel terrible. 670 00:37:40,425 --> 00:37:42,689 Even if we win, it's not gonna be satisfying. 671 00:37:42,761 --> 00:37:46,492 I know. I don't even remember performing. 672 00:37:46,565 --> 00:37:49,227 What do you think we should do? 673 00:37:49,301 --> 00:37:53,431 I think... the only way to make things right is to just withdraw from the competition... 674 00:37:53,505 --> 00:37:57,669 You know, admit that we were wrong and disqualify our respective teams immediately. 675 00:37:57,742 --> 00:38:01,337 - No one gets to win. - Cool. 676 00:38:03,348 --> 00:38:09,218 I'm sorry about what I said the other day, about calling you contemptible and deplorable. 677 00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:12,279 Ah, that's all right. I didn't even know what those words meant. 678 00:38:12,357 --> 00:38:15,690 W-What I meant to say is that... 679 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,820 I guess I get caught up in the competitive hysteria too. 680 00:38:18,897 --> 00:38:20,831 My goals are too selfish. 681 00:38:20,899 --> 00:38:24,232 You know, it's time for me to stop competing against everyone... 682 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:27,999 - and start competing alongside them. - [School Bell Rings] 683 00:38:34,779 --> 00:38:36,838 What the hell were you thinking? 684 00:38:36,915 --> 00:38:39,907 - You gave drugs to my students? - I'll say it again. 685 00:38:39,985 --> 00:38:43,546 They are over-the-counter, F.D.A. approved, and if I didn't give it to them... 686 00:38:43,622 --> 00:38:46,056 I'm sure the kids would just find a way to get it for themselves. 687 00:38:46,124 --> 00:38:49,890 - No. No, they wouldn't. These are good kids. - Nothing bad happened. 688 00:38:49,961 --> 00:38:51,895 Howard Bamboo got arrested. 689 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:57,700 - Well, that. - Wait. What? 690 00:38:57,769 --> 00:39:02,729 Pseudo ephedrine is an ingredient in the manufacturing of methamphetamines. 691 00:39:02,807 --> 00:39:05,503 Howard got picked up by the feds on suspicion of running a crystal meth lab. 692 00:39:05,577 --> 00:39:08,045 I never told Howard to get them all in one place. 693 00:39:08,113 --> 00:39:10,047 Okay, enough, Terri. 694 00:39:10,115 --> 00:39:12,106 How are we supposed to raise a baby... 695 00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:15,675 when I can't trust you to look after a group of teenagers? 696 00:39:15,754 --> 00:39:17,688 You are oblivious to consequences. 697 00:39:17,756 --> 00:39:21,283 - I was only trying to help you, Will. - Don't. 698 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:25,125 Every time I light a fire in my life... 699 00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:28,597 you find a way to make sure it burns the forest down. 700 00:39:32,103 --> 00:39:35,095 I have serious concerns about your judgment, Mrs. Schuester. 701 00:39:35,173 --> 00:39:37,767 I must ask you to resign as school nurse. 702 00:39:39,077 --> 00:39:42,774 Fine. I was working too hard anyway. 703 00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:49,312 Hold on to your horses, Schue. I have to question your judgment in the matter as well. 704 00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:51,787 What? I had no idea this was even going on. 705 00:39:51,856 --> 00:39:55,417 Exactly. The children rely on you to create the culture... 706 00:39:55,493 --> 00:40:00,294 and you, with your obsession with winning and competition... 707 00:40:00,365 --> 00:40:03,391 has fostered an unsafe environment. 708 00:40:03,468 --> 00:40:06,596 I'm bringing in someone else to co chair the Glee Club. 709 00:40:06,671 --> 00:40:11,836 Someone with a track record of responsibility and excellence. 710 00:40:13,978 --> 00:40:16,173 We're really sorry, Mr. Schue. 711 00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:18,306 We didn't mean to get you into trouble. 712 00:40:19,884 --> 00:40:23,149 I'm really disappointed in you guys. 713 00:40:23,221 --> 00:40:25,155 Glee is supposed to be about what's inside your heart... 714 00:40:25,223 --> 00:40:27,123 not what's coursing through your veins. 715 00:40:27,192 --> 00:40:29,752 We know, and I think I speak for everyone when I say... 716 00:40:29,828 --> 00:40:32,820 that we'd be happy to move forward and put this episode behind us. 717 00:40:32,897 --> 00:40:35,161 Well, it's not that simple. 718 00:40:35,233 --> 00:40:37,167 Because of this debacle... 719 00:40:37,235 --> 00:40:40,033 it's been decided that I'm no longer fit to run Glee Club myself. 720 00:40:41,172 --> 00:40:43,800 We've been assigned a co director. 721 00:40:43,875 --> 00:40:45,775 Who? 722 00:40:45,844 --> 00:40:47,709 Hey, kids. [Chuckles] 723 00:40:47,779 --> 00:40:50,543 I gotta tell ya, I'm just thrilled... 724 00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:52,549 to becoming on board... 725 00:40:52,617 --> 00:40:55,916 to co captain your little showbiz cruise. 726 00:40:55,987 --> 00:40:58,012 Ah, I can't wait to start singin' and dancin' ... 727 00:40:58,089 --> 00:41:00,523 and maybe even puttin' on the Ritz a little bit. 728 00:41:05,964 --> 00:41:08,524 Will? 729 00:41:15,340 --> 00:41:18,207 I wanted you to, um... to hear this from me. 730 00:41:20,612 --> 00:41:23,479 You know Ken, um, asked me to marry him. 731 00:41:26,050 --> 00:41:28,041 I said yes. 732 00:41:29,888 --> 00:41:31,822 That's... 733 00:41:33,591 --> 00:41:35,525 That's great. 734 00:41:45,370 --> 00:41:47,304 [Footsteps Recede] 735 00:42:12,297 --> 00:42:14,231 [School Bell Rings] 736 00:42:24,509 --> 00:42:26,443 [Beeps] 737 00:42:26,511 --> 00:42:28,445 [Man] # Ain't nothing gonna break my stride # 738 00:42:28,513 --> 00:42:31,380 # Nobody gonna slow me down # 739 00:42:31,449 --> 00:42:34,976 # Oh, no, I got to keep on movin' # 740 00:42:35,053 --> 00:42:37,248 # Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride # 741 00:42:37,322 --> 00:42:40,086 # I'm runnin' and I won't touch ground # 742 00:42:40,158 --> 00:42:44,151 # Oh, no, I've got to keep on movin' ## 743 00:42:46,197 --> 00:42:50,463 ## [Vocalizing] 744 00:42:50,535 --> 00:42:54,801 ## [Harmonic Vocalizing] 745 00:43:09,854 --> 00:43:11,913 ## [Ends]