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So here's what you missed last week:
Quinn's pregnant and Puck's the father,

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but Quinn’s decided to give the baby to Terri,
who's not pregnant, just pretending to be.

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It was her sister Kendra’s idea.

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We're gonna have to get you a baby.

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Also, ken proposed to
Emma, and she said...

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yes.

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Oh, and sue got Figgins to make
her co-director of the glee club.

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Hey, kids.

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And that's what you missed on...

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How did this happen?

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I look like a crazy person.

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That's not me.

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Wow, I didn't know the vein on my
neck could stick out like that.

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We've been going
at it for a week-

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ever since the decongestant incident when
Figgins brought sue in to co-run the glee club.

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I'm so ashamed of myself.

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She's turned me into her.

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Look at me.

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Even in the heat of battle
I'm so elegant, regal.

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I am Ajax, mighty Greek warrior.

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God, it feels good to finally pop
that zit known as will Schuester.

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Shut up, sue.

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Look at us: We're even
fighting in our voiceovers.

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I guess things really started to
fall apart a couple of days ago,

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right after Figgins called us
into his office for a sit-down...

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Sue, Shue, I called you here to get
the temperature of the glee club.

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Great.

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I wanted to get a progress report on how
you're working together as co-directors.

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Well, in my opinion... well, I
think... no, go ahead. No, you.

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Okay. Please.

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Principal Figgins, uh... things
couldn't be going mo smoothly.

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I couldn't agree more.

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I don't want to hear any reports of either of
you trying to curry favor from the children.

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Am I clear?

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Absolutely.

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As we head into sectionals,

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I want to get some feedback, like what kind
of stuff you guys would like to be doing.

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Is there anything, any music in
particular, that you guys want to do?

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Could we maybe try something
a little more... black?

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I agree. We do an
awful lot of show tunes.

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It's glee club. Not drunk club.

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Don't make me take you at the cpet.

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Fantastic. Thank you, Mercedes, Kurt.

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Duly noted. Anything else?

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I can pop and lock.

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Not really what we're going
for, mike, but... noted. Noted, yes.

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And no pitting the kids
against one another. Never.

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I want to pit these kids
against one another, am I clear?

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Quinn, update. Go.

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The minority students don't
feel like they're being heard.

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Hmm, a chink in the armor, huh?

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I am going to create an
environment that is so toxic,

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no one will want to
be a part of that club.

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Like the time I sold my
house to a nice young couple

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and I salted the earth in the backyard

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so that nothing living could
grow there for a hundred years.

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You know why I did that?

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Because they tried to get me
to pay their closing costs.

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Sectionals is coming up. What
are your co-director plans?

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Oh, we were actually... uh, we're
each going to direct our own number.

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And we'll be flipping a
coin to see who goes first.

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It'll be very civilized, very
sportsmanlike, so...

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This arrangement is pleasing to all.

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Isn't it? It's great.

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Now... let's hug it out.

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I'd rather not do that.

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I really don't see that happening.

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This meeting doesn't end until
I see your bodies touching.

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It's a technique I learned last
week at my leadership seminar.

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I will destroy you.

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I'm about to vomit
down your back. It's on.

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I'm freaking out.

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Everything is going to be fine.

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Relax. At your age, there's very
little chance of anything being wrong.

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Awesome.

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Okay, this is going to be
a little cool to the touch.

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Can you just be careful with my uniform?

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All right.

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Speaking of your ages,

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have you two given any thought to what
you're going to do after the baby is born?

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Whatever Quinn wants is fine.

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Well, if it makes a
difference, it's a girl.

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Baby's fine. No mutations or anything.

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Not even any cool ones.

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Thanks for taking us today.

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I was too freaked out to drive.

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Yeah, no problem.

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Hey. You doing all right?

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um, no.

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I mean, how am I supposed to
take care of a real person?

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My mom won't even let me have fish.

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I- I thought Quinn wanted to
give the baby up for adoption.

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For now, but we both
know that's not my call.

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It sucks.

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Get all the stress and worry
and none of the control.

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It's cool, Mr. Shue.

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You wouldn't understand.

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The independent polling company
in my dockers has determined

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you're the hottest girl in this school.

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Have you been reading my blog?

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Of course not.

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You're a gossip monger and your blog is nothing
but trash and lies, many of them about me.

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Well, you'll be happy to know the one

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I'm working on right now has nothing to do
with you or your rumored lust for jewfros.

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It's about Quinn Fabray. Word on
the street is that she's in trouble.

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Where did you hear that?

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Are you denying it?

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Yes.

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Because the sae birdi told me

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you're heartbroken Finn Hudson
didn't choose you to carry his litter.

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what is it going to take
for you to not run the story?

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Lady's choice.

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Heads.

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Trickster's trick store?
This is Sue Sylvester.

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You got any of these
double-headed coins?

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Head awesome.

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All right,

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the following students have been selected for
a special, elite glee club called Sue’s kids.

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Hold on. We agreed not
to split up the group.

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Oh, come on, will.

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Give me a chance to do
things Sue Sylvester’s way.

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Maybe with my proven
leadership abilities,

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I can help this pathetic group of
mouth breathers place at sectionals.

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We can't even compete in sectionals
if we divide up the club, sue.

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It's against the rules.

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Really?

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You need to crack open a book, William.

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Here, I have.

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Show choir rule book, page 24.

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Provision 14, second addendum.

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Twelve members must
perform for each team.

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However, not all members
must perform every song.

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Fine.

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Just go ahead, take all the
football players and your cheerios.

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All right, everybody, listen up.

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When you hear your name called, cross
over to my side of this black shiny thing.

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That's called a piano, sue.

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Santana. Wheels. Gay
kid. Come on. Move it.

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Asian, other Asian, Aretha, and shaft.

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See, will, I don't want to participate in a group
that ignores the needs of minority students.

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You have got to be kidding me.

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Oh, I wouldn't kid about this, will, and
maybe that's your problem.

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Bigotry is no laughing matter.

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And that's how Sue sees it.

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Outstanding.

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I wanted to remind you to tell that Quinn
girl not to vaccinate in the hospital.

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I'm pretty sure those
shots made my kids stupid.

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Oh, I guess I could use the vaccination
money to buy the organic crib mattress.

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I mean, what are the chances of
the baby getting polio, right?

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Bye, Kendra.

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I hate you, will!

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That was rude.

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Don't take the stress of
your workday out on me.

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I don't want to take
it out on you, Terri.

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I just don't want to feel as powerless
in my own home as I do at school.

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And I have to come home and listen to you making
major decisions about our son with your sister.

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I haven't en felt the baby
kick yet, and the only time

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I've ever been to an ob-gyn office was when I
took Quinn and Finn for the ten-week ultrasound.

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You did?

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How's the baby?

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Fine. It's a girl.

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But that's not the point.

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Well, what is the point, will?

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My point is that I am
the father of that baby.

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And I am coming with you to
your next doctor's appointment.

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did you have to get him to stop?

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Let's just say I feel sorry for my dads

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'cause they're probably going to have into d
into my college fund to pay for intensive therapy.

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Oh, hardcore.

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I don't mind.

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I did it to protect you.

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And Quinn.

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Of course.

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We're all teammate hey, I got to
tell you, you really are awesome.

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I'm gonna make it up
to you someday, I swear.

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I need another pair.

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What's wrong with the
ones I already gave you?

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Look. uh, they still had the tag on them.

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Put those away.

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I want Rachel berry panties.

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Okay,

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I expect delivery by tomorrow morning or the
story of Quinn Fabray and the stork goes wide.

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I feel an urge to kiss you right now.

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I'm just going to go for it, okay?

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No, no, no. You-you-you... stop
it.

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I'm ki-kind of nervous.

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I debated not even showing up.

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Well, I think it's gonna be great.

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Did you catch Sue’s corner last night?

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Sometimes people ask me, "sue, how come
you're so sensitive to minorities?

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" Well, I'll tell you why.

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Because I know firsthand how hard it is
to struggle as a minority in America today.

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I'm 1/16th Comanche Indian.

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In fact, I like minorities so much, I'm
thinking of moving to California to become one.

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Hey, kids, I brought some of
my brass buddies with me.

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Thought maybe they could
help us out a little bit.

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Okay, so I selected a song that I
think will speak to the frustration

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you felt under the failed
leadership of will Schuester.

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"Hate on me, " an r&b song?

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You like that?

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changster, I want to see some of that
pop-and-lock groove you're so famous for.

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You go to town.

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And you, Mercedes, I want
to see some Mariah hands.

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I can do that.

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I think we g-g-got
this one, miss Sylvester.

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All right, w-we'll see. Hit it!

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Do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do

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if I could give you the world on a
silver platter would it even matter?

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You'd still be mad at me

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if I could find in all this a dozen roses that
I would give to you you'd still be miserable

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'cause in reality I'm gonna be who I be

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and I don't feel no faults for
all the lies that you bought

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you can try as you may break
me down, but I say that it

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ain't up to you gonna do what you
do hate on me, hater now or later

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cause I'm gonna do me you'll be mad, baby go
'head and hate go 'head and hate on me hater,

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cause I'm not afraid of what I got I paid for you
can hate on me you can hate on me now or later '

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cause I'm gonna do me you'll be mad, baby go
on and hate go 'head and hate on me, hater '

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cause I'm not afraid of what I got I paid for
you can hate on me hate on me, hater now or later

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'cause I'm gonna do me you'll be mad, baby go
'head and hate go 'head and hate on me, hater '

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cause I'm not afraid of what I
got I paid for you can hate on me.

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sue.

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Hey, Sylvester, I'm talking to you.

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Oh, hey, buddy. I thought
I smelled failure.

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Why did you take the piano when
it was my time up with the kids?

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A properly steam-cleaned piano is
key to any successful music group.

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You are undermining me in
front of these students.

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Your delusions of persecution are a telltale
sign of early stage paranoid schizophrenia.

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Sue, I am not done talking to you.

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What about all my sheet music?

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My kids need that music.

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Well, will, the last thing your kids need
is chronic sinusitis from the mildew

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I feared was infesting
that old moldy paper.

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Oh, so, what? You sent
it away for some testing?

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No. Burned it.

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Oh, that is it, sue.
This ends right here.

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A cockfight. Fantastic.

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No. We are here for these students
so, whatever problems we have with one another,

239
00:13:41,085 --> 00:13:42,484
we're going to get them
out in the open right now.

240
00:13:42,485 --> 00:13:44,024
Okay, you want to get real?

241
00:13:44,025 --> 00:13:44,999
You're right, will,

242
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,534
I have been trying to destroy your club
with a conviction I can only call religious.

243
00:13:48,535 --> 00:13:49,859
And you want to know why?

244
00:13:49,860 --> 00:13:52,679
Because I don't trust
a man with curly hair.

245
00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:57,074
I can't help picturing small birds
laying sulfurous eggs in there,

246
00:13:57,075 --> 00:13:58,875
and I find it disgusting.

247
00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:01,499
Oh, you are a terrible
influence on these kids.

248
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:04,084
I think you're dangerous and I think
you teach them all the wrong lessons.

249
00:14:04,085 --> 00:14:05,039
I don't care what you think.

250
00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:10,134
I have a legacy to protect, William, and glee
club is a part of that legacy, and I will win.

251
00:14:10,135 --> 00:14:14,705
And if it means I have to get
you fired to do it... so be it.

252
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:16,425
Those drinks are crap!

253
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:33,780
Oh, thanks, honey.

254
00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:36,999
I want to finish grading
these papers first.

255
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:41,310
What, you think the kids weren't
drunk when they wrote them?

256
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:46,690
Listen, honey. I’ve been a
really crummy wife lately.

257
00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:49,055
Terri, you're carrying my baby.

258
00:14:49,670 --> 00:14:52,369
I have no right to expect
anything more than that from you.

259
00:14:52,370 --> 00:14:57,370
No. That is my sister's marriage
and I don't want it. Anyway, listen.

260
00:14:57,545 --> 00:14:57,945
Okay.

261
00:14:58,910 --> 00:15:03,029
I think that I might be able to help
you with your problems at school.

262
00:15:03,030 --> 00:15:09,550
Uh, thanks, Terri, but the last time you helped
out at school, it didn't go over very well.

263
00:15:11,590 --> 00:15:13,340
besides, this is serious.

264
00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:17,609
I mean, sue said she wouldn't
rest until she saw me fired.

265
00:15:17,610 --> 00:15:22,330
Well, all the more reason. You
got to do whatever it takes, honey.

266
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:26,810
You got to get down in the
gutter if you want to win this.

267
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:30,694
Sue, a lot of our readers
at cheerleading today...

268
00:15:30,695 --> 00:15:32,454
I'm cutting you off.
Is this a cover story?

269
00:15:32,455 --> 00:15:33,205
Yes. Okay.

270
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:36,344
This is all your readers need to
know. I'm all about empowerment.

271
00:15:36,345 --> 00:15:39,056
I empower my cheerio to live
in a state of constant fear

272
00:15:39,057 --> 00:15:41,734
by creating an environment
of irrational, random terror.

273
00:15:41,735 --> 00:15:44,125
Speaking of which... q, here, now!

274
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:48,189
Where are my cheerios?

275
00:15:48,190 --> 00:15:50,814
Coach Sylvester, they're
not academically eligible.

276
00:15:50,815 --> 00:15:52,685
Mr. Schuester flunked them.

277
00:15:58,070 --> 00:16:00,539
This is a travesty of
international proportions.

278
00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:04,174
You are jeopardizing my cheerios'
role as goodwill ambassadors.

279
00:16:04,175 --> 00:16:05,859
And I have a call in to the president.

280
00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:09,754
Sue, I have in my hand a Spanish quiz in which
one of your cheerleaders misspelled her name

281
00:16:09,755 --> 00:16:12,279
and answered every question
with a drawing of a sombrero.

282
00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:14,984
You can't stand it. You can't stand
to see a woman in a position of power.

283
00:16:14,985 --> 00:16:15,539
That has nothing...

284
00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:21,254
your psychosexual derangement would be
fascinating, will, if it weren't so terrifying!

285
00:16:21,255 --> 00:16:23,525
Sue. Will did a little research,

286
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:27,604
and according to our test records, most of
your cheerleaders are functionally illiterate.

287
00:16:27,605 --> 00:16:28,525
Oh, so what?

288
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:31,359
Why, only last Friday
at the football game,

289
00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:35,694
they tried to spell out "go, te"
and they spelled out... to game.

290
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:36,325
To game.

291
00:16:36,350 --> 00:16:40,019
Since 1992, 95% of your cheerios
should have flunked Spanish,

292
00:16:40,020 --> 00:16:43,619
and I, for one, am not going
to be a part of it anymore.

293
00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:47,844
Oh, will, we all know about your
devotion to that dying language.

294
00:16:47,845 --> 00:16:48,339
Dying language?

295
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,839
Let me break this down for you, okay?

296
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,304
I empower my cheerios to be champions.

297
00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:54,746
Do they go on to college?

298
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,119
I don't know. I don't care.

299
00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,719
See... should they learn Spanish?

300
00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:00,289
Sure, if they want to become
dishwashers and gardeners.

301
00:17:00,290 --> 00:17:05,009
But if they want to be bankers and
lawyers and captains of industry,

302
00:17:05,010 --> 00:17:10,490
the most important lesson they could
possibly learn is how to do a round-off.

303
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:12,200
She is deranged!

304
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,594
You know what? This all
happened on your watch.

305
00:17:14,595 --> 00:17:17,615
You have allowed this
to go on for years.

306
00:17:18,410 --> 00:17:19,400
Say something!

307
00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:20,410
Oh, ple...

308
00:17:20,805 --> 00:17:21,495
oh, okay.

309
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:23,234
Sue, will is correct.

310
00:17:23,235 --> 00:17:23,951
You're wrong.

311
00:17:23,952 --> 00:17:24,599
What? Thank you.

312
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:27,440
From now on, no free passes. That's it!

313
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:29,380
there!

314
00:17:29,930 --> 00:17:31,264
See you in glee club, sue.

315
00:17:31,265 --> 00:17:32,595
Don't... touch me.

316
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:37,350
That is a lawsuit, mister. I
will sue your ass!

317
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,199
What happened to our
little agreement, huh?

318
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:46,444
Will I be uploading a certain
video to YouTube this afternoon?

319
00:17:46,445 --> 00:17:49,034
Anti-embolism stockings
can be purchased...

320
00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:51,645
oh, sue. I put it on YouTube myself.

321
00:17:51,895 --> 00:17:53,745
And it only got two hits.

322
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:57,020
let me break it down
for you. Nobody cares!

323
00:18:08,970 --> 00:18:10,480
no! Not the children!

324
00:18:11,510 --> 00:18:12,320
move! Move!

325
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:21,300
what is this?

326
00:18:21,540 --> 00:18:22,520
Check it out.

327
00:18:22,690 --> 00:18:25,604
I came up with a name that I
think would be good for the kid.

328
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,635
Eyes on your own test, Finn.

329
00:18:29,620 --> 00:18:31,240
What's up now, Ronnie?

330
00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:37,109
Anyway, then I read that Gwyneth
Paltrow named her kid apple,

331
00:18:37,110 --> 00:18:40,919
and I think that's so cool 'cause
you know how much I love apples, right?

332
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:44,694
And so I figured we should name our
kid something more original and poetic.

333
00:18:44,695 --> 00:18:48,465
Then I came up with the
best baby name of all time.

334
00:18:49,230 --> 00:18:50,400
Drizzle! Drizzle?

335
00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:52,375
Yeah! Yeah!

336
00:18:52,530 --> 00:18:55,904
'Cause you know how awesome it is when it's just
drizzling outside, but it's not really raining,

337
00:18:55,905 --> 00:18:59,284
so it smells like rain, but you
don't need an umbrella to go outside.

338
00:18:59,285 --> 00:19:00,454
Are you a moron?

339
00:19:00,455 --> 00:19:00,855
What?

340
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:03,314
We're not naming our baby drizzle.

341
00:19:03,315 --> 00:19:05,815
We're not naming our baby anything.

342
00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:07,530
Finish your test, Finn.

343
00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:10,299
Will you give me my test back?

344
00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:12,184
I just don't understand anything.

345
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:13,761
That's not my problem.

346
00:19:13,762 --> 00:19:15,269
You are so insensitive.

347
00:19:15,270 --> 00:19:18,924
Bringing up baby names to me when
you know I don't want to keep it.

348
00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:20,149
I can't keep it.

349
00:19:20,150 --> 00:19:22,354
I know, but I don't get what
you expect me to do about it.

350
00:19:22,355 --> 00:19:23,805
Not have an opinion.

351
00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:25,334
Hey, this is happening to me, too.

352
00:19:25,335 --> 00:19:26,365
No, it's not.

353
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:31,564
You're not the one whose parents will
burn her like a witch if they find out.

354
00:19:31,565 --> 00:19:35,995
You know, sometimes I wish you
were a little more like Rachel.

355
00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:37,980
Really?

356
00:19:38,150 --> 00:19:39,989
Yeah. She cares about my feelings.

357
00:19:39,990 --> 00:19:43,219
She sticks up for me. She
sticks up for both of us.

358
00:19:43,220 --> 00:19:46,474
You know that she gave that Jacob
kid a pair of her underpants j

359
00:19:46,475 --> 00:19:49,694
us to keep him from posting on
his blog about you being pregnant?

360
00:19:49,695 --> 00:19:51,895
You think she did that for me?

361
00:19:52,620 --> 00:19:54,429
Just to be a good teammate?

362
00:19:54,430 --> 00:19:56,169
Yeah. That's what she told me.

363
00:19:56,170 --> 00:20:00,074
I know some guys cheat on their
wives or pregnant girlfriends.

364
00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:02,035
Just don't do it with her.

365
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:10,180
Whoo! Hey-oh, hey-oh where
they at, where they at?

366
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:15,134
Where they at, where they at? Where
they at, where they at? Where they at?

367
00:20:15,135 --> 00:20:18,104
Come on if you wanna go and take
a ride with me we three-wheelin'

368
00:20:18,105 --> 00:20:20,535
in the four with the gold cvs oh,

369
00:20:21,205 --> 00:20:22,629
why do I live this way?

370
00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:25,129
Hey, must be the money in
the club on the late night,

371
00:20:25,130 --> 00:20:30,854
feel ya right looking trying to spot some
real nice looking for a little shorty I noticed

372
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:36,544
so I can take home I can take home she can be
18, 18 with an attitude or 19 kind of snotty,

373
00:20:36,545 --> 00:20:38,389
acting real rude but as long
as you a diggy-diggy, then, girl,

374
00:20:38,390 --> 00:20:43,960
you know that it's on you know that
it's on I see something coming toward me

375
00:20:44,125 --> 00:20:44,889
on the dance floor sexy and real slow

376
00:20:44,890 --> 00:20:47,889
and saying she was beeping
and I dig the last video

377
00:20:47,890 --> 00:20:50,854
somewhere that we could
go how could I tell her no?

378
00:20:50,855 --> 00:20:52,759
Her measurements
were 36-25-34

379
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:57,289
I like the way you brush your hair
I like those stylish clothes you wear

380
00:20:57,290 --> 00:21:03,560
I like the way the light hit the ice and
glare and I can see you moving way over there

381
00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:08,129
I miss us all being together.

382
00:21:08,130 --> 00:21:11,829
I hope we don't get in trouble
for our covert jam session.

383
00:21:11,830 --> 00:21:13,759
if sue catches us mingling, we're cooked.

384
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:17,689
She told me if I even talked to one of
Mr. Shue's kids that she would shave my head.

385
00:21:17,690 --> 00:21:23,159
And I just can't rock that look. I mean, even
Justin Timberlake is growing his 'fro back.

386
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,729
well, we got to go, you guys.

387
00:21:24,730 --> 00:21:29,400
Miss Sylvester is expecting us in
ten minutes in the dance studio.

388
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:32,470
Bye, white people.

389
00:21:34,410 --> 00:21:36,339
Hey! What are you guys doing here?

390
00:21:36,340 --> 00:21:38,254
Just s-s-stopping
by to say hello.

391
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:40,565
Oh, it's great to see you guys.

392
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,589
All right, great news, guys.

393
00:21:44,590 --> 00:21:47,904
Brought the band with me, and I think
that we have our number for sectionals.

394
00:21:47,905 --> 00:21:51,095
Mr. Sh, we don't like
what this has become.

395
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:56,094
Don't you guys see? That
is how sue wants you to feel.

396
00:21:56,095 --> 00:21:58,389
Giving up doesn't help anyone but her.

397
00:21:58,390 --> 00:22:02,114
Look, if it were up to me we would
all perform together at sectionals,

398
00:22:02,115 --> 00:22:03,079
but it's not up to me anymore, okay?

399
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:06,864
Sue's going to do her
song, and we are gonna do ours.

400
00:22:06,865 --> 00:22:10,075
Sue's kids are singing
about hate, literally.

401
00:22:11,547 --> 00:22:14,807
So, I thought we would
try a kinder approach.

402
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:20,114
All right, Finn and Rachel, come up
here; you're gonna take the leads.

403
00:22:20,115 --> 00:22:21,396
Oh, I love this song!

404
00:22:21,397 --> 00:22:22,907
Okay, follow my lead.

405
00:22:22,963 --> 00:22:24,343
Don't wait for me.

406
00:22:24,950 --> 00:22:26,700
so much for togetherness.

407
00:22:26,830 --> 00:22:29,449
Guys, you guys really need
to practice this, all right?

408
00:22:29,450 --> 00:22:33,054
Night and day, between classes, it
has to be letter-perfect. Okay?

409
00:22:33,055 --> 00:22:34,435
You got it, Mr. S.

410
00:22:34,442 --> 00:22:35,772
Of course. Hit it.

411
00:22:36,210 --> 00:22:40,510
Tell me how I'm supposed to
breathe with no air.. ooh, ooh,

412
00:22:52,715 --> 00:22:54,855
if I should die before I wake

413
00:22:56,020 --> 00:23:02,350
it's 'cause you took my breath away losing
you is like living in a world with no air oh

414
00:23:04,755 --> 00:23:08,985
I'm here alone, didn't want
to leave my heart won't move,

415
00:23:10,090 --> 00:23:15,040
it's incomplete wish there was a
way that I could make you understand

416
00:23:16,290 --> 00:23:20,120
but how do you expect me
to live alone with just me?

417
00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:28,520
'Cause my world revolves around
you it's so hard for me to breathe

418
00:23:29,780 --> 00:23:35,810
now tell me how I'm supposed to breathe
with no air with no air no air can't live,

419
00:23:36,615 --> 00:23:38,841
can't breathe with no
air whoa, whoa no air

420
00:23:38,842 --> 00:23:40,999
it's how I feel whenever you ain't there

421
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,184
no breathing no breathing no
air got me out here in the water,

422
00:23:44,185 --> 00:23:47,334
tell me how you gonna be
without me can't be without you,

423
00:23:47,335 --> 00:23:49,314
baby breathe, no air... so
deep so deep so deep

424
00:23:49,315 --> 00:23:51,599
baby, yeah no hard for me to breathe

425
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:56,410
how tell me how I'm supposed to
breathe with no air no air no, no

426
00:23:58,635 --> 00:24:03,085
it's how I feel when I know
you ain't there there's no air,

427
00:24:20,265 --> 00:24:22,229
no air not there got me out
here in the water, so deep

428
00:24:22,230 --> 00:24:29,240
tell me how you gonna be without me if you ain't
here, I just can't breathe it's no air no air.

429
00:24:35,865 --> 00:24:37,725
Amazing, guys. Bull's-eye.

430
00:24:38,467 --> 00:24:40,267
Excuse me. What about us?

431
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,894
You expect us to just
sway back here like props?

432
00:24:43,895 --> 00:24:46,109
Say it for me again. Word for word.

433
00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:49,934
What about us? You expect us to
just sway back here like props?

434
00:24:49,935 --> 00:24:52,444
Perfect. Then turn to
the other two and say...

435
00:24:52,445 --> 00:24:54,765
I think sue was right about him.

436
00:24:55,397 --> 00:24:57,847
He clearly doesn't like minorities.

437
00:24:59,890 --> 00:25:04,510
Can you imagine, in this day and
age, being discriminated against?

438
00:25:04,585 --> 00:25:07,615
My goodness, the pain
you must be feeling.

439
00:25:08,045 --> 00:25:10,014
So, your last name's Puckerman, huh?

440
00:25:10,015 --> 00:25:10,535
Shalom.

441
00:25:11,577 --> 00:25:12,267
Who knew?

442
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,230
And poor, sweet Brittany.

443
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:19,819
Oh, I know the Dutch are
famous for being a cold people,

444
00:25:19,820 --> 00:25:22,904
but that's no excuse for eating
you like some half-price hooker

445
00:25:22,905 --> 00:25:24,969
in Amsterdam’s famous
red light district.

446
00:25:24,970 --> 00:25:29,079
Well, all I can say is if you're
serious about leaving Schuester,

447
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:34,520
sue Sylvester’s rainbow tent will gladly
protect you from his storm of racism.

448
00:25:43,870 --> 00:25:45,320
Hey, babe, you home?

449
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,089
hey, what's for dinner?

450
00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:53,254
Oh... why don't you get
something from takeout?

451
00:25:53,255 --> 00:25:56,349
Hey, listen, I don't
expect you start cooking,

452
00:25:56,350 --> 00:26:00,024
but on nights when you're home first, I think
it's appropriate for you to take care of dinner.

453
00:26:00,025 --> 00:26:01,765
Wow, you're so forceful.

454
00:26:02,172 --> 00:26:03,852
What's gotten into you?

455
00:26:04,491 --> 00:26:05,941
You. You were right.

456
00:26:06,740 --> 00:26:12,080
I stood up to sue, and now she is
begging me for mercy. Oh, I feel great!

457
00:26:13,865 --> 00:26:16,175
And I have you to thank for it.

458
00:26:16,675 --> 00:26:18,355
I have my moments, huh?

459
00:26:18,390 --> 00:26:20,514
You're going to have another
one this Friday at 4:00.

460
00:26:20,515 --> 00:26:23,475
I made an appointment for us with dr. Wu.

461
00:26:26,690 --> 00:26:27,800
My obstetrician?

462
00:26:28,660 --> 00:26:32,310
I'm finally going to get
a look at my little boy.

463
00:26:34,245 --> 00:26:36,985
Hey, pick whatever you want for dinner.

464
00:26:38,695 --> 00:26:40,325
Just not Chinese again.

465
00:26:50,970 --> 00:26:51,859
Who do you think you are?

466
00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:55,234
Well, now you know how it felt for
me to ve my cheerios snatched away.

467
00:26:55,235 --> 00:26:56,584
I can't do a song with three kids!

468
00:26:56,585 --> 00:26:58,215
Not with that attitude.

469
00:26:59,610 --> 00:27:01,879
Look, I'm prepared to cut you a deal.

470
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:07,760
You pass my cheerios, and I'll give you
back your team of losers and snot-faucets.

471
00:27:09,830 --> 00:27:15,530
Sue Sylvester, you're going to have to
pry those "f"s from my cold, dead hands.

472
00:27:16,695 --> 00:27:17,905
Can't wait, pal!

473
00:27:21,780 --> 00:27:23,580
My job is very stressful.

474
00:27:24,130 --> 00:27:30,259
After dentists, obstetricians have the highest
rate of suicide among medical professionals.

475
00:27:30,260 --> 00:27:32,530
Caring for my bonsai relaxes me.

476
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:35,934
I had a huge crush on the
karate kid when I was a teenager.

477
00:27:35,935 --> 00:27:37,029
Can we cut the crap?

478
00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:42,404
I guess I'm a little curious as to what you
ladies want from me. Neither of you are pregnant.

479
00:27:42,405 --> 00:27:45,484
Well, Wu, you delivered
all three of my kids.

480
00:27:45,485 --> 00:27:47,749
Each one is dumber than the last.

481
00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:52,640
Plus, they all have add and although
my husband nor I have red hair,

482
00:27:53,075 --> 00:27:54,881
they are all creepy ginger kids.

483
00:27:54,882 --> 00:27:56,654
It's caused by a recessive gene.

484
00:27:56,655 --> 00:27:57,985
That's one theory.

485
00:27:58,020 --> 00:27:59,269
Do you wanna hear mine?

486
00:27:59,270 --> 00:28:04,204
You gave me too much pitocin when I was
in labor, and it screwed up their dna.

487
00:28:04,205 --> 00:28:06,309
That's not a theory. You
just made that up.

488
00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:09,954
Mrs. Schuester, is your sister on some
kind of new psychotropic medication?

489
00:28:09,955 --> 00:28:11,246
Not that I know of.

490
00:28:11,247 --> 00:28:12,467
That's offensive.

491
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,210
Are you all right?

492
00:28:14,650 --> 00:28:15,860
Here's the deal,

493
00:28:16,310 --> 00:28:21,344
My husband does the taxes for some very
powerful mid-sized law firms in this town.

494
00:28:21,345 --> 00:28:24,564
And I'm sure somebody would be more
than happy to take on my lawsuit.

495
00:28:24,565 --> 00:28:25,835
You'll never win.

496
00:28:25,917 --> 00:28:27,199
I don't have to win.

497
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,209
There's only two in this town.

498
00:28:29,210 --> 00:28:31,339
You get even the slightest stink on you,

499
00:28:31,340 --> 00:28:36,054
and you can bet that a bunch of your
patients will just close on up their legs.

500
00:28:36,055 --> 00:28:38,135
and walk on over to dr. Chin

501
00:28:38,177 --> 00:28:39,927
Okay, this is outrageous.

502
00:28:42,610 --> 00:28:43,880
What do you want?

503
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:52,024
Listen here, treasure-trail, we're
about to have a smack down.

504
00:28:52,025 --> 00:28:54,506
I don't want to have a confrontation.

505
00:28:54,507 --> 00:28:56,919
Don't play stupid with me, stubbles.

506
00:28:56,920 --> 00:29:00,460
I'm having Finn’s baby
and you need to back off.

507
00:29:00,815 --> 00:29:04,005
I'm asking you as
nicely as I possibly can.

508
00:29:04,675 --> 00:29:05,835
Leave him alone.

509
00:29:08,860 --> 00:29:09,840
You're right.

510
00:29:10,740 --> 00:29:12,874
I've helped you not because
it's the right thing to do,

511
00:29:12,875 --> 00:29:15,799
but because I had
romantic ulterior motives.

512
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:19,654
But just so we're clear, you're
the one who's cheating.

513
00:29:19,655 --> 00:29:20,405
Excuse me?

514
00:29:20,910 --> 00:29:23,034
I have on good authority that
you're sue Sylvester’s mole.

515
00:29:23,035 --> 00:29:25,124
And you can deny it all you
want, but I know it's true.

516
00:29:25,125 --> 00:29:27,084
I have no idea what
you're talking about.

517
00:29:27,085 --> 00:29:28,069
Sue's not on your side, Quinn.

518
00:29:28,070 --> 00:29:30,149
She's not on anyone's side but her own.

519
00:29:30,150 --> 00:29:32,824
Can you imagine what she's gonna do
once she finds out about your situation?

520
00:29:32,825 --> 00:29:36,279
She'll probably try to rip off
your uniform with her bare hands.

521
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:40,814
Every time you whisper in her ear, you empower
her to do more damage to the glee club.

522
00:29:40,815 --> 00:29:43,775
And right now, glee club is all you have,

523
00:29:44,110 --> 00:29:47,144
and if I were you, I'd recognize
who my true friends are.

524
00:29:47,145 --> 00:29:49,119
Oh, and I'd practice a little bit more.

525
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,864
Because you obviously have
a lot you need to express.

526
00:29:51,865 --> 00:29:53,425
Oh, you have no idea.

527
00:29:56,420 --> 00:29:58,850
Set me free, why don't you, baby?

528
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:02,480
Get out my life, why don't you, baby?

529
00:30:03,030 --> 00:30:07,330
'Cause you don't really love
me you just keep me hanging on

530
00:30:10,395 --> 00:30:14,165
you don't really need me
but you keep me hanging on

531
00:30:17,237 --> 00:30:20,967
why do you keep coming
around playing with my heart?

532
00:30:24,470 --> 00:30:29,040
Why don't you get out of my
life and let me make a new start?

533
00:30:31,250 --> 00:30:37,690
Let me get over you the way you've gotten
over me hey, set me free, why don't you, baby?

534
00:30:41,845 --> 00:30:44,155
Let me be, why don't you, baby?

535
00:30:44,940 --> 00:30:49,240
'Cause you don't really love
me you just keep me hanging on

536
00:30:52,210 --> 00:30:56,330
now you don't really want me
you just keep me hanging on

537
00:30:59,590 --> 00:31:03,900
you say although we broke up
you still wanna be just friends

538
00:31:06,900 --> 00:31:12,260
but how can we still be friends when
seeing you only breaks my heart again?

539
00:31:13,435 --> 00:31:15,689
And there ain't nothin'
I can do about it.

540
00:31:15,690 --> 00:31:19,350
Whoa, whoa, whoa set me
free, why don't you, baby?

541
00:31:20,215 --> 00:31:22,935
Get out my life, why don't you, baby?

542
00:31:23,070 --> 00:31:28,060
Go on, get out, get out of my life
and let me sleep at night please,

543
00:31:30,650 --> 00:31:35,940
'cause you don't really love me you
just keep me hanging on on, on, on...

544
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,100
all right, everybody, take five.

545
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:05,374
we would just like to say that although
we find ourselves on opposite sides,

546
00:32:05,375 --> 00:32:08,294
we hope you enjoy our number and
we look forward to seeing yours...

547
00:32:08,295 --> 00:32:09,249
Get on with it!

548
00:32:09,250 --> 00:32:12,094
Enough with the
jibba-jabba! Sing something!

549
00:32:12,095 --> 00:32:14,815
Sue, you can't talk to kids that way.

550
00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:23,520
Tell me how I'm supposed
to breathe with no air?

551
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:27,304
All right, that's it. Come on. She had
her chance. Everybody up! We're leaving.

552
00:32:27,305 --> 00:32:29,325
I'm sorry. Is there a fire?

553
00:32:29,340 --> 00:32:31,954
No, and that's the
point, there is no fire.

554
00:32:31,955 --> 00:32:32,645
You know,

555
00:32:33,060 --> 00:32:37,894
it's sad enough that my "Sue’s kids" are
living in squalor and probably on food stamps.

556
00:32:37,895 --> 00:32:38,619
My dad's a dentist.

557
00:32:38,620 --> 00:32:41,424
But for you to drag them in here and
bore them to death, I won't stand for it.

558
00:32:41,425 --> 00:32:44,944
Come on, kids, out. We're
going for conies, my t at.

559
00:32:44,945 --> 00:32:46,505
All right, that's it!

560
00:32:46,755 --> 00:32:47,275
Really?

561
00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:48,619
You know what, sue?

562
00:32:48,620 --> 00:32:52,334
You've been pretty honest about your
feelings for me, so let me return the favor.

563
00:32:52,335 --> 00:32:53,605
You're rude, sue.

564
00:32:53,970 --> 00:32:57,304
You have no class, and you
are a terrible teacher!

565
00:32:57,305 --> 00:32:58,624
I'll have you know I have my PhD.

566
00:32:58,625 --> 00:33:00,305
You got it online, sue!

567
00:33:00,430 --> 00:33:02,760
You are a failed performer, will!

568
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,049
You weren't good enough to
make it in the real world.

569
00:33:05,050 --> 00:33:09,114
You're not even good enough to run this
stupid little club that nobody cares about.

570
00:33:09,115 --> 00:33:11,385
Time after time, will, you fail!

571
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,899
You spend every waking
moment of your life

572
00:33:13,900 --> 00:33:17,834
figuring out ways to terrify children to
try to make you feel better about yourself,

573
00:33:17,835 --> 00:33:20,904
and the fact that you're probably
gonna spend the rest of your life alone!

574
00:33:20,905 --> 00:33:22,129
How dare you to talk to me like that!

575
00:33:22,130 --> 00:33:25,380
Don't you even go... Don't
you point your...

576
00:33:29,190 --> 00:33:29,710
enough!

577
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:33,260
I'm sorry Mr. Shue, Mrs. Sylvester,

578
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:35,819
but if we wanted to
hear mom and dad fight,

579
00:33:35,820 --> 00:33:38,254
those of us who still have two
parents would just stay home on payday.

580
00:33:38,255 --> 00:33:40,969
I agree. Glee club is supposed to be fun.

581
00:33:40,970 --> 00:33:43,479
And furthermore, I don't
like this minority business.

582
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:47,144
I may be a strong, proud black
woman, but I'm a lot more than that.

583
00:33:47,145 --> 00:33:47,825
I'm out.

584
00:33:48,412 --> 00:33:49,272
M- me, too.

585
00:33:49,610 --> 00:33:53,834
Fellow glee clubbers, it would be an honor
to show you how a real storm-out is done.

586
00:33:53,835 --> 00:33:56,275
I encourage you to follow my lead.

587
00:34:20,300 --> 00:34:21,459
is that necessary?

588
00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:23,239
It's nothing I haven't seen before.

589
00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:25,094
I mean, I am the one who knocked her up.

590
00:34:25,095 --> 00:34:27,385
Just standard operating procedure.

591
00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:29,954
you okay, Mr. Schuester?

592
00:34:29,955 --> 00:34:31,055
You seem upset.

593
00:34:31,900 --> 00:34:33,624
Just, just a little stressed.

594
00:34:33,625 --> 00:34:34,579
Bad day at work.

595
00:34:34,580 --> 00:34:36,249
Will, you're about to see
your child for the first time.

596
00:34:36,250 --> 00:34:40,459
Can you forget about those
dancing delinquents for one minute?

597
00:34:40,460 --> 00:34:42,250
You're right. I'm sorry.

598
00:34:45,570 --> 00:34:50,500
Oh, my parents are gonna kill me
if I don't come home with the DVD.

599
00:34:57,990 --> 00:35:00,080
Got it right here. All right!

600
00:35:03,780 --> 00:35:05,400
The gel. Oh! You okay?

601
00:35:06,065 --> 00:35:07,745
Ooh, that must be cold.

602
00:35:08,315 --> 00:35:09,039
It's really...

603
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:12,180
Sorry about that.
yeah, it's a little cold.

604
00:35:21,900 --> 00:35:22,760
That's him!

605
00:35:26,300 --> 00:35:27,680
oh, hold on a sec.

606
00:35:28,885 --> 00:35:29,285
What?

607
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,964
Is something wrong with him?

608
00:35:31,965 --> 00:35:33,245
Well, not exactly.

609
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:38,470
This is really embarrassing, but it
appears as if your boy is a girl.

610
00:35:38,515 --> 00:35:40,784
oh, my god! Did something
happen to his...?

611
00:35:40,785 --> 00:35:41,914
No, he never had one.

612
00:35:41,915 --> 00:35:42,659
He's a she.

613
00:35:42,660 --> 00:35:44,034
Must have misread the first sonogram.

614
00:35:44,035 --> 00:35:45,255
Sorry about that.

615
00:35:57,140 --> 00:36:01,670
Honey, I didn't know that having
a boy was so important to you

616
00:36:01,685 --> 00:36:02,375
it isn’t.

617
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,060
I don't care what she is.

618
00:36:09,970 --> 00:36:11,120
She's all ours.

619
00:36:14,370 --> 00:36:15,930
I'm just so... happy.

620
00:36:19,420 --> 00:36:26,010
No matter what happens, I want you to remember
at this moment, that we love each other, okay?

621
00:36:39,810 --> 00:36:40,500
hey, sue.

622
00:36:40,890 --> 00:36:42,580
William, close the door.

623
00:36:47,730 --> 00:36:49,304
I, uh, wanted to talk to
you about the auditorium.

624
00:36:49,305 --> 00:36:50,829
Good. I wanted to come to you, too,

625
00:36:50,830 --> 00:36:53,464
but I have no idea where your
office is. Why don't you have a seat.

626
00:36:53,465 --> 00:36:53,865
Sure.

627
00:36:56,430 --> 00:36:59,850
So, I decided to step
down as co-head of glee.

628
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:01,880
Really?

629
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,909
Yeah, it's not for me. It's too fruity.

630
00:37:03,910 --> 00:37:08,304
I can't stand the sight of kids getting
emotional unless it's from physical exhaustion.

631
00:37:08,305 --> 00:37:09,389
Yeah, it did get pretty bad in there.

632
00:37:09,390 --> 00:37:12,999
Oh, yeah. I'd still like to
stay on as consigliere. You know,

633
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:19,300
maybe you could show me your set lists before
competitions, just so I not mtv, but still.

634
00:37:26,165 --> 00:37:29,584
why do I feel like I'm about to fall
through a trapdoor into a pit of fire?

635
00:37:29,585 --> 00:37:31,376
Because you don't trust me.

636
00:37:31,377 --> 00:37:33,099
I know my methods are extreme.

637
00:37:33,100 --> 00:37:35,949
And I know I'm not like
the rest of you hippies,

638
00:37:35,950 --> 00:37:41,720
caring about the kids' feelings as if
they're real, but I do care about teaching.

639
00:37:41,985 --> 00:37:44,715
And when I coach them, and they win...

640
00:37:45,425 --> 00:37:45,935
I win.

641
00:37:47,650 --> 00:37:50,374
And you know how I feel about winning.

642
00:37:50,375 --> 00:37:50,825
I do.

643
00:37:52,700 --> 00:37:55,984
Look, who's to say everything
I do is 100% on the ball?

644
00:37:55,985 --> 00:37:57,605
No one would say that.

645
00:37:58,275 --> 00:37:59,325
Probably right.

646
00:37:59,410 --> 00:38:01,100
But, um, in hindsight...

647
00:38:02,220 --> 00:38:06,924
you were right to shine the spotlight on
the fact that those kids are minorities.

648
00:38:06,925 --> 00:38:09,025
Because you're all minorities.

649
00:38:09,242 --> 00:38:11,092
You are in the glee club.

650
00:38:11,490 --> 00:38:15,960
Now there are only 12 of you, and
all you have is each other.

651
00:38:16,115 --> 00:38:20,595
So it doesn't matter that Rachel
is Jewish, or that Finn is...

652
00:38:20,705 --> 00:38:23,054
unable to tell my rights from my lefts.

653
00:38:23,055 --> 00:38:23,455
sure.

654
00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:27,044
Or that Santana is
Latina, or that Quinn is...

655
00:38:27,045 --> 00:38:27,865
...pregnant.

656
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:35,974
Sorry, Q. It'll be all over the
blogosphere by this afternoon.

657
00:38:35,975 --> 00:38:38,435
Now everybody knows... including me.

658
00:38:56,740 --> 00:38:57,939
how could you do that?

659
00:38:57,940 --> 00:39:00,994
Do you have any idea how much pain
you caused by running that story?

660
00:39:00,995 --> 00:39:02,229
Sue made me do it.

661
00:39:02,230 --> 00:39:07,610
This was a particularly interesting
find from today's round of locker checks.

662
00:39:08,685 --> 00:39:10,854
Are these your droopy
white granny panties, Jacob?

663
00:39:10,855 --> 00:39:13,755
Are you an "Eve" who was born a "Steve"?

664
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:17,934
Because if you are, I think there's a special
school that would better address your needs.

665
00:39:17,935 --> 00:39:19,919
And I think that school is in Thailand.

666
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:22,414
Rachel gave them to me so I
wouldn't run the Quinn story.

667
00:39:22,415 --> 00:39:23,635
What Quinn story?

668
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:25,970
Quinn Fabray's pregnant.

669
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:30,740
Not a chance.

670
00:39:32,820 --> 00:39:34,909
If my head cheerleader was pregnant,

671
00:39:34,910 --> 00:39:38,744
jeopardizing the very future of my
cheerios and thus my teaching tenure,

672
00:39:38,745 --> 00:39:40,799
I think she would have come to me.

673
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,594
Quinn Fabray respects me, would
never lie to me, never.

674
00:39:43,595 --> 00:39:45,815
I have three sources confirming.

675
00:39:51,140 --> 00:39:52,760
Please don't expel me.

676
00:39:54,070 --> 00:39:55,570
I'll kill the story.

677
00:39:56,965 --> 00:39:57,825
No. Run it.

678
00:40:00,620 --> 00:40:01,950
I'm sorry, Rachel.

679
00:40:04,890 --> 00:40:08,180
It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay.

680
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,920
Everything's gonna be okay.

681
00:40:23,310 --> 00:40:29,460
You're not alone together we stand I'll be
by your side you know I'll take your hand

682
00:40:32,295 --> 00:40:35,485
when it gets cold and
it feels like the end

683
00:40:36,790 --> 00:40:41,190
there's no place to go you
know I won't give in ah... ah...

684
00:40:43,225 --> 00:40:46,175
no, I won't give in ah-ah... yeah, yeah!

685
00:40:49,010 --> 00:40:54,420
Keep holding on 'cause you know we'll
make it through we'll make it through

686
00:40:58,585 --> 00:41:03,515
just stay strong 'cause you know
I'm here for you, I'm here for you

687
00:41:07,065 --> 00:41:10,179
there's nothing yay can
s nothing you can say

688
00:41:10,180 --> 00:41:15,214
nothing You can do nothing you can do there's
no other way when it comes to the truth

689
00:41:15,215 --> 00:41:20,855
so keep holding on 'cause you know we'll
make it through we'll make it through

690
00:41:25,885 --> 00:41:26,949
hear me when I say, when I say,

691
00:41:26,950 --> 00:41:31,570
"I believe "nothing's gonna
change, nothing's gonna change destiny

692
00:41:34,010 --> 00:41:39,030
whatever's meant to be will work
out perfectly" yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

693
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:07,300
keep holding on

694
00:42:09,870 --> 00:42:14,404
there's nothing you can say nothing you can
say nothing you can do nothing you can do

695
00:42:14,405 --> 00:42:17,885
there's no other way
when it comes to the truth

696
00:42:19,150 --> 00:42:23,280
so keep holding on 'cause you
know we'll make it through.

697
00:42:24,305 --> 00:42:30,167
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