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So here's what you missed last week: 
Quinn's pregnant and Puck’s the father,

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but Quinn's decided to give the baby to
Terri, who's not pregnant, just pretending to be.

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It was her sister Kendra's idea.

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We're gonna have to get you a baby.

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Also, Ken proposed to
Emma, and she said...

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Yes.

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Oh,and Sue got Figgins to make
her co-director of the glee club.

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Hey, kids.

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And that's what you missed on...

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How did this happen?

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I look like a crazy person.

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That's not me.

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Wow, I didn't know the vein on my
neck could stick out like that.

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We've been going
at it for a week--

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ever since the decongestant incident when
Figgins brought Sue in to co-run the glee club.

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I'm so ashamed of myself.

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She's turned me into her.

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Look at me.

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Even in the heat of battle
I'm so elegant, regal.

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I am Ajax, mighty Greek warrior.

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God,it feels good to finally pop
that zit known as Will  .

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Shut up, Sue.

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Look at us: We're even
fighting in our voiceovers.

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I guess things really started to
fall apart a couple of days ago,

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right after Figgins called us
into his office for a sit-down...

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Sue, Shue, I called you here to get
the temperature of the glee club.

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Great.

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I wanted to get a progress report on how
you're working together as co-directors.

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Well, in my opinion... well, I
think... no, go ahead.  No, you.

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Okay.  Please.

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Principal Figgins, uh...things
couldn't be going more smoothly.

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I couldn't agree more.

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I don't want to hear any reports of either of
you trying to curry favor from the children.

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Am I clear?

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Absolutely.

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As we head into sectionals,

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I want to get some feedback, like what kind
of stuff you guys would like to be doing.

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Is there anything, any music in
particular, that you guys want to do?

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Could we maybe try something
a little more...black?

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I agree. We do an
awful lot of show tunes.

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It's glee club. Not krunk club.

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Don't make me take you arhe cpet.

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Fantastic. Thank you, Mercedes, Kurt.

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Duly noted. Anything else?

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I can pop and lock.

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Not really what we're going
for, Mike, but...noted. Noted, yes.

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And no pitting the kids
against one another.  Never.

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I want to pit these kids
against one another, am I clear?

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Quinn, update. Go.

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The minority students don't
feel like they're being heard.

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Hmm, a chink in the armor ,huh?

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I am going to create an
environment that is so toxic,

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no one will want to
be a part of that club.

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Like the time I sold my
house to a nice young couple

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and I salted the earth in the backyard

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so that nothing living could
grow there for a hundred years.

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You know why I did that?

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Because they tried to get me
to pay their closing costs.

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Sectionals is coming up. What
are your co-director plans?

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Oh, we were actually...uh, we're
each going to direct our own number.

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And we'll be flipping a
coin to see who goes first.

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It'll be very civilized, very
sportsmanlike, so...

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This arrangement is pleasing to all.

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Isn't it?  It's great.

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Now...let's hug it out.

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I'd rather not do that.

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I really don't see that happening.

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This meeting doesn't end until
I see your bodies touching.

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It's a technique I learned last
week at my leadership seminar.

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I will destroy you.

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I'm about to vomit
down your back. It's on.

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http://bbs.sfileydy.com/
Proudly Presents

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Glee
Season 01 Episode 07
ReSync for 720p by WheezerTheGeezer

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I'm freaking out.

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Everything is going to be fine.

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Relax.  At your age, there's very
little chance of anything being wrong.

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Awesome.

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Okay, this is going to be
a little cool to the touch.

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Can you just be careful with my uniform?

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All right.

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Speaking of your ages,

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have you two given any thought to what
you're going to do after the baby is born?

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Whatever Quinn wants is fine.

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Well, if it makes a
difference, it's a girl.

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Baby's fine. No mutations or anything.

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Not even any cool ones.

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Thanks for taking us today.

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I was too freaked out to drive.

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Yeah, no problem.

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Hey. You doing all right?

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um, no.

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I mean, how am I supposed to
take care of a real person?

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My mom won't even let me have fish.

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I-I thought Quinn wanted to
give the baby up for adoption.

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For now, but we both
know that's not my call.

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It sucks.

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Get all the stress and worry
and none of the control.

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It's cool, Mr. Shue.

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You wouldn't understand.

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The independent polling company
in my dockers has determined

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you're the hottest girl in this school.

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Have you been reading my blog?

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Of course not.

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You're a gossip monger and your blog is nothing
but trash and lies,many of them about me.

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Well, you'll be happy to know the one

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I'm working on right now has nothing to do
with you or your rumored lust for jewfros.

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It's about Quinn Fabray. Word on
the street is that she's in trouble.

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Where did you hear that?

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Are you denying it?

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Yes.

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Because the sae birdi told me

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you're heartbroKen Finn Hudson
didn't choose you to carry his litter.

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what is it going to take
for you to not run the story?

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Lady's choice.

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Heads.

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Trickster's trick store?
This is Sue Sylvester.

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You got any of these
double-headed coins?

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Head awesome.

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All right,

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the following students have been selected for
a special, elite glee club called Sue's kids.

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Hold on.  We agreed not
to split up the group.

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Oh, come on, Will.

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Give me a chance to do
things Sue Sylvester's way.

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Maybe with my proven
leadership abilities,

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I can help this pathetic group of
mouth breathers place at sectionals.

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We can't even compete in sectionals
if we divide up the club, Sue.

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It's against the rules.

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Really?

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You need to crack open a book, William.

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Here, I have.

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Show choir rule book, page 24.

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Provision 14,second addendum.

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Twelve members must
perform for each team.

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However, not allembers
must perform every song.

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Fine.

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Just go ahead, take all the
football players and your cheerios.

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All right,everybody,listen up.

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When you hear your name called, cross
over to my side of this black shiny thing.

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That's called a piano, Sue.

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Santana. Wheels. Gay
kid. Come on. Move it.

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asian, other asian, Aretha, and shaft.

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See, Will, I don't want to participate in a group
that ignores the needs of minority students.

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You have got to be kidding me.

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Oh, I wouldn't kid about this, Will, and
maybe that's your problem.

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Bigotry is no laughing matter.

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And that's how Sue sees it.

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Outstanding.

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I wanted to remind you to tell that Quinn
girl not to vaccinate in the hospital.

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I'm pretty sure those
shots made my kids stupid.

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Oh, I guess I could use the vaccination
money to buy the organic crib mattress.

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I mean, what are the ances of
the baby getting polio, right?

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Bye,Kendra.

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I hate you, Will!

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That was rude.

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Don't take the stress of
your workday out on me.

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I don't want to take
it out on you, Terri.

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I just don't want to feel as powerless
in my own home as I do at school.

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And I have to come home and listen to you making
major decisions about our son with your sister.

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I haven't en felt the baby
kick yet, and the only time

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I've ever been to an ob-gyn office was when I
took Quinn and Finn for the ten-week ultrasound.

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You did?

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How's the baby?

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Fine. It's a girl.

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But that's not the point.

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Well,what is the point,Will?

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My point is that I am
the father of that baby.

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And I am coming with you to
your next doctor's appointment.

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did you have to get him to stop?

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Let's just say I feel sorry for my dads

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'cause they're probably going to have dipped
into my college fund to pay for intensive therapy.

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Oh, hardcore.

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I don't mind.

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I did it to protect you.

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And Quinn.

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Of course.

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We're all teammate hey, I got to
tell you, you really are awesome.

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I'm gonna make it up
to you someday, I swear.

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I need another pair.

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What's wrong with the
ones I already gave you?

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Look. uh, they still had the tag on them.

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Put those away.

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I want Rachel berry panties.

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Okay,

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I expect delivery by tomorrow morning or the
story of Quinn Fabray and the stork goes wide.

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I feel an urge to kiss you right now.

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I'm just going to go for it, okay?

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No, no, no. You-you-you...stop
it.

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I'm ki-kind of nervous.

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I debated not even showing up.

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Well,I think it's gonna be great.

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Did you catch Sue's corner last night?

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Sometimes people ask me, "Sue, how come
you're so sensitive to minorities?

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" Well,I'll tell you why.

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Because I know firsthand how hard it is
to struggle as a minority in America today.

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I'm 1/16th Comanche indian.

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In fact,I like minorities so much, I'm
thinking of moving to California to become one.

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Hey, kids, I brought some of
my brass buddies with me.

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Thought maybe they could
help us out a little bit.

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Okay,so I selected a song that I
think will speak to the frustration

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you felt under the failed
leadership of Will Schuester.

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"Hate on me," an r&b song?

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You like that?

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changster,I want to see some of that
pop-and-lock groove you're so famous for.

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You go to town.

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And you, Mercedes, I want
to see some Mariah hands.

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I can do that.

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I think we g-g-got
this one, Miss Sylvester.

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All right, w-we'll see. Hit it!

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Do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do

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if I could give you the world on a
silver platter would it even matter?

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You'd still be mad at me

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if I could find in all this a dozen roses that
I would give to you you'd still be miserable

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'cause in reality I'm gonna be who I be

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and I don't feel no faults for
all the lies that you bought

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you can try as you may break
me down,but I say that it

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ain't up to you gonna do what you
do hate on me, hater now or later

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cause I'm gonna do me you'll be mad, baby go
'head and hate go 'head and hate on me hater,

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cause I'm not afraid of what I got I paid for you
can hate on me you can hate on me now or later '

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cause I'm gonna do me you'll be mad, baby go
on and hate go 'head and hate on me, hater '

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cause I'm not afraid of what I got I paid for
you can hate on me hate on me, hater now or later

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'cause I'm gonna do me you'll be mad, baby go
'head and hate go 'head and hate on me, hater '

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cause I'm not afraid of what I
got I paid for you can hate on me.

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Sue.

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Hey,Sylvester, I'm talking to you.

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Oh,hey,buddy. I thought
I smelled failure.

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Why did you take the piano when
it was my time up with the kids?

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A properly steam-cleaned piano is
key to any successful music group.

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You are undermining me in
front of these students.

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Your delusions of persecution are a telltale
sign of early stage paranoid schizophrenia.

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Sue,I am not done talking to you.

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What about all my sheet music?

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My kids need that music.

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Well, Will, the last thing your kids need
is chronic sinusitis from the mildew

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I feared was infesting
that old moldy paper.

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Oh, so, what?  You sent
it away for somtesting?

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No. Burned it.

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Oh, that is it, Sue.
This ends right here.

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A cockfight.  Fantastic.

239
00:13:37,420 --> 00:13:40,950
No. We are here for these students
so, whater problems we have with one another,

240
00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,350
we're going to get them
out in the open right now.

241
00:13:42,350 --> 00:13:43,890
Okay, you want to get real?

242
00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:44,900
You're right, Will,

243
00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:48,400
I have been trying to destroy your club
with a conviction I can only call religious.

244
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:49,760
And you want to know why?

245
00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:52,580
Because I don't trust
a man with curly hair.

246
00:13:52,580 --> 00:13:56,940
I can't help picturing small birds
laying sulfurous eggs in there,

247
00:13:56,940 --> 00:13:59,240
and I find it disgusting.

248
00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:01,400
Oh, you are a terrible
influence on these kids.

249
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,950
I think you're dangerous and I think
you teach them all the wrong lessons.

250
00:14:03,950 --> 00:14:04,940
I don't care what you think.

251
00:14:04,940 --> 00:14:10,000
I have a legacy to protect, William, and glee
club is a part of that legacy,and I will win.

252
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:14,720
And if it means I have to get
you fired to do it... so be it.

253
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:18,800
Those drinks are crap!

254
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,000
Oh,thanks,honey.

255
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,900
I want to finish grading
these papers first.

256
00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:39,650
What,you think the kids weren't
drunk when they wrote them?

257
00:14:42,850 --> 00:14:46,710
Listen,honey.I've been a
really crummy wife lately.

258
00:14:46,710 --> 00:14:49,570
Terri,you're carrying my baby.

259
00:14:49,570 --> 00:14:52,270
I have no right to expect
anything more than that from you.

260
00:14:52,270 --> 00:14:57,410
No. That is my sister's marriage
and I don't want it. Anyway,listen.

261
00:14:57,410 --> 00:14:58,810
Okay.

262
00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:02,930
I think that I might be able to help
you with your problems at school.

263
00:15:02,930 --> 00:15:08,480
Uh,thanks,Terri,but the last time you helped
out at school,it didn't go over very well.

264
00:15:11,490 --> 00:15:14,660
besides,this is serious.

265
00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:17,510
I mean,Sue said she wouldn't
rest until she saw me fired.

266
00:15:17,510 --> 00:15:21,870
Well,all the more reason. You
got to do whatever it takes, honey.

267
00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:26,140
You got to get down in the
gutter if you want to win this.

268
00:15:28,340 --> 00:15:30,560
Sue, a lot of our readers
at cheerleading today...

269
00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,320
I'm cutting you off.
Is this a cover story?

270
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:33,800
Yes. Okay.

271
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,210
This is all your readers need to
know.  I'm all about empowerment.

272
00:15:36,210 --> 00:15:38,600
I empower my cheerio to live
in a state of constant fear

273
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:41,600
by creating an environment
of irrational, random terror.

274
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:46,170
Speaking of which...q, here, now!

275
00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:48,090
Where are my cheerios?

276
00:15:48,090 --> 00:15:50,680
Coach  , they're
not academically eligible.

277
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:53,000
Mr. Schuester flunked them.

278
00:15:57,970 --> 00:16:00,440
This is a travesty of
international proportions.

279
00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:04,040
You are jeopardizing my cheerios'
role as goodwill ambassadors.

280
00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:05,760
And I have a call in to the president.

281
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:09,620
Sue, I have in my hand a Spanish quiz in which
one of your cheerleaders misspelled her name

282
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:12,180
and answered every question
with a drawing of a sombrero.

283
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,850
You can't stand it. You can't stand
to see a woman in a position of power.

284
00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:15,440
That has nothing...

285
00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:21,120
your psychosexual derangement would be
fascinating, Will, if it weren't so terrifying!

286
00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:23,970
Sue. Will did a little research,

287
00:16:23,970 --> 00:16:27,470
and according to our test records, most of
your cheerleaders are functionally illiterate.

288
00:16:27,470 --> 00:16:28,500
Oh,so what?

289
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:31,260
Why, only last Friday
at the football game,

290
00:16:31,260 --> 00:16:35,560
they tried to spell out "go, te"
and they spelled out...to game.

291
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:36,250
To game.

292
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:40,920
Since 1992,95% of your cheerios
should have flunked Spanish,

293
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,520
and I, for one, am not going
to be a part of it anymore.

294
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:47,710
Oh, Will, we all know about your
devotion to that dying language.

295
00:16:47,710 --> 00:16:48,240
Dying language?

296
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,610
Let me break this down for you, okay?

297
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,170
I empower my cheerios to be champions.

298
00:16:53,170 --> 00:16:54,320
Do they go on to college?

299
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,020
I don't know. I don't care.

300
00:16:56,020 --> 00:16:57,620
See...should they learn Spanish?

301
00:16:57,620 --> 00:17:00,190
Sure, if they want to become
dishwashers and gardeners.

302
00:17:00,190 --> 00:17:04,910
But if they want to be bankers and
lawyers and captains of industry,

303
00:17:04,910 --> 00:17:10,530
the most important lesson they could
possibly learn is how to do a round-off.

304
00:17:10,940 --> 00:17:12,400
She is deranged!

305
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,460
You know what? This all
happened on your watch.

306
00:17:14,460 --> 00:17:17,560
You have allowed this
to go on for years.

307
00:17:18,310 --> 00:17:19,900
Say something!

308
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:20,740
Oh, ple...

309
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:21,780
oh, okay.

310
00:17:21,780 --> 00:17:23,100
Sue, Will is correct.

311
00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:23,800
You're wrong.

312
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:24,500
What? Thank you.

313
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:28,010
From now on, no free passes.  That's it!

314
00:17:28,820 --> 00:17:29,450
there!

315
00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:31,130
See you in glee club, Sue.

316
00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:33,750
Don't...touch me.

317
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:39,820
That is a lawsuit, mister. I
will Sue your ass!

318
00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:42,100
What happened to our
little agreement, huh?

319
00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:46,310
Will I be uploading a certain
video to YouTube this afternoon?

320
00:17:46,310 --> 00:17:48,900
Anti-embolism stockings
can be purchased...

321
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:51,760
oh, Sue. I put it on YouTube myself.

322
00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,780
And it only got two hits.

323
00:17:53,780 --> 00:17:58,670
let me break it down
for you. Nobody cares!

324
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:10,940
no!  Not the children!

325
00:18:11,410 --> 00:18:12,810
move! Move!

326
00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:21,290
what is this?

327
00:18:21,290 --> 00:18:22,590
Check it out.

328
00:18:22,590 --> 00:18:25,470
I came up with a name that I
think would be good for the kid.

329
00:18:25,470 --> 00:18:27,380
Eyes on your own test, Finn.

330
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:31,570
What's up now, Ronnie?

331
00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:37,010
Anyway, then I read that Gwyneth
Paltrow named her kid Apple,

332
00:18:37,010 --> 00:18:40,010
and I think that's so cool 'cause
you know how much I love apples, right?

333
00:18:40,010 --> 00:18:44,560
And so I figured we should name our
kid something more original and poetic.

334
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:48,420
Then I came up with the
best baby name of all time.

335
00:18:49,130 --> 00:18:51,430
Drizzle!  Drizzle?

336
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:52,430
Yeah!  Yeah!

337
00:18:52,430 --> 00:18:55,770
'Cause you know how awesome it is when it's just
drizzling outside, but it's not really raining,

338
00:18:55,770 --> 00:18:59,150
so it smells like rain, but you
don't need an umbrella to go outside.

339
00:18:59,150 --> 00:19:00,320
Are you a moron?

340
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:00,820
What?

341
00:19:00,820 --> 00:19:03,300
We're not naming our baby drizzle.

342
00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:05,540
We're not naming our baby anything.

343
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,280
Finish your test, Finn.

344
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,080
Will you give me my test back?

345
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,050
I just don't understand anything.

346
00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:13,120
That's not my problem.

347
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:15,170
You are so insensitive.

348
00:19:15,170 --> 00:19:18,790
Bringing up baby names to me when
you know I don't want to keep it.

349
00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:20,050
I can't keep it.

350
00:19:20,050 --> 00:19:22,220
I know, but I don't get what
you expect me to do about it.

351
00:19:22,220 --> 00:19:23,040
Not have an opinion.

352
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,200
Hey,this is happening to me, too.

353
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,810
No, it's not.

354
00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:31,430
You're not the one whose parents will
burn her like a witch if they find out.

355
00:19:31,430 --> 00:19:35,880
You know, sometimes I wish you
were a little more like Rachel.

356
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,050
Really?

357
00:19:38,050 --> 00:19:39,890
Yeah. She cares about my feelings.

358
00:19:39,890 --> 00:19:42,580
She sticks up for me.  She
sticks up for both of us.

359
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:44,960
You know that she gave that Jacob
kid a pair of her underpants

360
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:49,560
just to keep him from posting on
his blog about you being pregnant?

361
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:52,050
You think she did that for me?

362
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:53,850
Just to be a good teammate?

363
00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:56,070
Yeah. That's what she told me.

364
00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:59,940
I know some guys cheat on their
wives or pregnant girlfriends.

365
00:19:59,940 --> 00:20:04,610
Just don't do it with her.

366
00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:11,820
whoo! Hey-oh, hey-oh where
they at, where they at?

367
00:20:11,820 --> 00:20:15,000
Where they at, where they at? Where
they at, where they at? Where they at?

368
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,970
Come on if you wanna go and take
a ride with me we three-wheelin'

369
00:20:17,970 --> 00:20:21,070
in the four with the gold cvs oh,

370
00:20:21,070 --> 00:20:22,530
why do I live this way?

371
00:20:22,530 --> 00:20:25,030
Hey, must be the money in
the club on the late night,

372
00:20:25,030 --> 00:20:30,850
feel ya right looking trying to spot some
real nice looking for a little shorty I noticed

373
00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:36,410
so I can take home I can take home she can be
18,18 with an attitude or 19 kind of snotty,

374
00:20:36,410 --> 00:20:38,290
acting real rude but as long
as you a diggy-diggy, then,girl,

375
00:20:38,290 --> 00:20:43,990
you know that it's on you know that
it's on I see something coming toward me

376
00:20:43,990 --> 00:20:44,790
on the dance floor sexy and real slow

377
00:20:44,790 --> 00:20:49,720
and saying she was beeping
and I dig the last video

378
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:50,720
somewhere that we could
go how could I tell her no?

379
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,660
Her measurements
were 36-25-34

380
00:20:52,660 --> 00:20:57,190
I like the way you brush your hair
I like those stylish clothes you wear

381
00:20:57,190 --> 00:21:03,050
I like the way the light hit the ice and
glare and I can see you moving way over there

382
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,030
I miss us all being together.

383
00:21:08,030 --> 00:21:11,090
I hope we don't get in trouble
for our covert jam session.

384
00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:13,660
if Sue catches us mingling, we're cooked.

385
00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:17,590
She told me if I even talked to one of
Mr.Shue's kids that she would shave my head.

386
00:21:17,590 --> 00:21:19,910
And I just can't rock that look. I mean, even
Justin Timberlake is growing his 'fro back.

387
00:21:23,060 --> 00:21:24,630
well, we got to go, you guys.

388
00:21:24,630 --> 00:21:28,020
Miss Sylvester is expecting us in
ten minutes in the dance studio.

389
00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:33,470
Bye, white people.

390
00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:35,250
Hey!  What are you guys doing here?

391
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:38,100
Just s-s-stopping
by to say hello.

392
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:40,000
Oh, it's great to see you guys.

393
00:21:42,780 --> 00:21:44,490
All right, great news, guys.

394
00:21:44,490 --> 00:21:47,770
Brought the band with me, and I think
that we have our number for sectionals.

395
00:21:47,770 --> 00:21:52,940
Mr.Sh, we don't like
what this has become.

396
00:21:52,940 --> 00:21:55,960
Don't you guys see?  That
is how Sue wants you to feel.

397
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,290
Giving up doesn't help anyone but her.

398
00:21:58,290 --> 00:22:01,980
Look, if it were up to me we would
all perform together at sectionals,

399
00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:02,980
but it's not up to me anymore, okay?

400
00:22:02,980 --> 00:22:06,730
Sue's going to do her
song, and we are gonna do ours.

401
00:22:06,730 --> 00:22:10,670
Sue's kids are singing
about hate, literally.

402
00:22:10,670 --> 00:22:16,060
So, I thought we would
try a kinder approach.

403
00:22:16,060 --> 00:22:19,980
All right, Finn and Rachel, come up
here; you're gonna take the leads.

404
00:22:19,980 --> 00:22:21,210
Oh,I love this song!

405
00:22:21,210 --> 00:22:22,510
Okay, follow my lead.

406
00:22:22,510 --> 00:22:24,360
Don't wait for me.

407
00:22:24,850 --> 00:22:26,730
so much for togetherness.

408
00:22:26,730 --> 00:22:29,350
Guys, you guys really need
to practice this, all right?

409
00:22:29,350 --> 00:22:32,920
Night and day, between classes, it
has to be letter-perfect. Okay?

410
00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:35,140
You got it, Mr. S.

411
00:22:35,140 --> 00:22:35,709
Of course.  Hit it.

412
00:22:35,710 --> 00:22:52,180
Tell me how I'm supposed to
breathe with no air..  ooh, ooh,

413
00:22:54,029 --> 00:22:56,169
if I should die before I wake

414
00:22:56,730 --> 00:23:03,060
it's 'cause you took my breath away losing
you is like living in a world with no air oh

415
00:23:06,075 --> 00:23:10,305
I'm here alone, didn't want
to leave my heart won't move,

416
00:23:10,561 --> 00:23:15,511
it's incomplete wish there was a
way that I could make you understand

417
00:23:17,443 --> 00:23:24,903
but how do you expect me
to live alone with just me?

418
00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:29,280
'Cause my world revolves around
you it's so hard for me to breathe

419
00:23:30,736 --> 00:23:36,080
now tell me how I'm supposed to breathe
with no air with no air no air can't live,

420
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:37,280
can't breathe with no
air whoa, whoa no air

421
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:40,230
it's how I feel whenever you ain't there

422
00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:46,068
no breathing no breathing no
air got me out here in the water,

423
00:23:47,526 --> 00:23:51,706
tell me how you gonna be
without me can't be without you,

424
00:23:52,154 --> 00:23:58,100
baby breathe, no air...so
deep so deep so deep

425
00:23:59,100 --> 00:24:06,313
baby, yeah no hard for me to breathe

426
00:24:06,313 --> 00:24:13,313
how tell me how I'm supposed to
breathe with no air no air no, no

427
00:24:13,314 --> 00:24:19,730
it's how I feel when I know
you ain't there there's no air,

428
00:24:19,730 --> 00:24:22,730
no air not there got me out
here in the water, so deep

429
00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:34,300
tell me how you gonna be without me if you ain't
here, I just can't breathe it's no air no air.

430
00:24:37,049 --> 00:24:39,560
Amazing, guys. Bull's-eye.

431
00:24:39,576 --> 00:24:42,116
Excuse me. What about us?

432
00:24:42,239 --> 00:24:44,823
You expect us to just
sway back here like props?

433
00:24:44,824 --> 00:24:46,615
Say it for me again.  Word for word.

434
00:24:46,616 --> 00:24:50,493
What about us?  You expect us to
just sway back here like props?

435
00:24:50,886 --> 00:24:52,396
Perfect.  Then turn to
the other two and say...

436
00:24:53,150 --> 00:24:55,142
I think Sue was right about him.

437
00:24:55,142 --> 00:24:58,892
He clearly doesn't like minorities.

438
00:25:00,685 --> 00:25:05,345
Can you imagine, in this day and
age, being discriminated against?

439
00:25:05,797 --> 00:25:09,215
My goodness, the pain
you must be feeling.

440
00:25:09,215 --> 00:25:11,121
So, your last name's Puckerman, huh?

441
00:25:11,121 --> 00:25:11,831
Shalom.

442
00:25:12,297 --> 00:25:13,677
Who knew?

443
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:17,800
And poor, sweet Brittany.

444
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:20,820
Oh, I know the Dutch are
famous for being a cold people,

445
00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:23,870
but that's no excuse for eating
you like some half-price hooker

446
00:25:23,870 --> 00:25:25,970
in Amsterdam’s famous
red light district.

447
00:25:25,970 --> 00:25:29,630
Well, all I can say is if you're
serious about leaving Schuester,

448
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:37,990
Sue Sylvester's rainbow tent will gladly
protect you from his storm of racism.

449
00:25:44,870 --> 00:25:46,500
Hey, babe, you home?

450
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:51,090
hey, what's for dinner?

451
00:25:51,090 --> 00:25:53,910
Oh...why don't you get
something from takeout?

452
00:25:53,910 --> 00:25:57,350
Hey, listen, I don't
expect you start cooking,

453
00:25:57,350 --> 00:26:00,990
but on nights when you're home first, I think
it's appropriate for you to take care of dinner.

454
00:26:00,990 --> 00:26:03,240
Wow, you're so forceful.

455
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,250
What's gotten into you?

456
00:26:05,250 --> 00:26:07,740
You. You were right.

457
00:26:07,740 --> 00:26:14,830
I stood up to Sue, and now she is
begging me for mercy. Oh, I feel great!

458
00:26:14,830 --> 00:26:17,640
And I have you to thank for it.

459
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,390
I have my moments, huh?

460
00:26:19,390 --> 00:26:21,480
You're going to have another
one this Friday at 4:00.

461
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:26,750
I made an appointment for us with Dr. Wu.

462
00:26:27,690 --> 00:26:29,660
My obstetrician?

463
00:26:29,660 --> 00:26:35,210
I'm finally going to get
a look at my little boy.

464
00:26:35,210 --> 00:26:39,660
Hey, pick whatever you want for dinner.

465
00:26:39,660 --> 00:26:42,180
Just not Chinese again.

466
00:26:51,970 --> 00:26:52,860
Who do you think you are?

467
00:26:52,860 --> 00:26:56,200
Well, now you know how it felt for
me to have my cheerios snatched away.

468
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,550
I can't do a song with three kids!

469
00:26:57,550 --> 00:26:59,860
Not with that attitude.

470
00:27:00,610 --> 00:27:02,880
Look, I'm prepared to cut you a deal.

471
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:09,600
You pass my cheerios, and I'll give you
back your team of losers and snot-faucets.

472
00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:17,660
Sue Sylvester, you're going to have to
pry those "f"s from my cold, dead hands.

473
00:27:17,660 --> 00:27:20,540
Can't wait, pal!

474
00:27:22,780 --> 00:27:25,130
My job is very stressful.

475
00:27:25,130 --> 00:27:30,920
After dentists, obstetricians have the highest
rate of suicide among medical professionals.

476
00:27:31,260 --> 00:27:33,760
Caring for my bonsai relaxes me.

477
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,900
I had a huge crush on the
karate kid when I was a teenager.

478
00:27:36,900 --> 00:27:38,030
Can we cut the crap?

479
00:27:38,030 --> 00:27:43,370
I guess I'm a little curious as to what you
ladies want from me. Neither of you are pregnant.

480
00:27:43,370 --> 00:27:46,450
Well, Wu, you delivered
all three of my kids.

481
00:27:46,450 --> 00:27:48,750
Each one is dumber than the last.

482
00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:54,040
Plus, they all have add and although
my husband nor I have red hair,

483
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,940
they are all creepy ginger kids.

484
00:27:55,940 --> 00:27:57,620
It's caused by a recessive gene.

485
00:27:57,620 --> 00:27:59,020
That's one theory.

486
00:27:59,020 --> 00:28:00,270
Do you wanna hear mine?

487
00:28:00,270 --> 00:28:05,170
You gave me too much pitocin when I was
in labor, and it screwed up their dna.

488
00:28:05,170 --> 00:28:07,310
That's not a theory. You
just made that up.

489
00:28:07,310 --> 00:28:10,920
Mrs. Schuester, is your sister on some
kind of new psychotropic medication?

490
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:11,780
Not that I know of.

491
00:28:11,780 --> 00:28:13,470
That's offensive.

492
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:14,740
Are you all right?

493
00:28:15,650 --> 00:28:17,310
Here's the deal,

494
00:28:17,310 --> 00:28:22,310
My husband does the taxes for some very
powerful mid-sized law firms in this town.

495
00:28:22,310 --> 00:28:25,530
And I'm sure somebody would be more
than happy to take on my lawsuit.

496
00:28:25,530 --> 00:28:26,520
You'll never win.

497
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:28,200
I don't have to win.

498
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,790
There's only twobs in this town.

499
00:28:30,210 --> 00:28:32,340
You get even the slightest stink on you,

500
00:28:32,340 --> 00:28:37,020
and you can bet that a bunch of your
patients will just close on up their legs .

501
00:28:37,020 --> 00:28:38,520
and walk on over to Dr. Chin

502
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:41,230
Okay, this is outrageous.

503
00:28:43,610 --> 00:28:45,760
What do you want?

504
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:52,190
Listen here, treasure-trail, we're
about to have a smackdown.

505
00:28:52,190 --> 00:28:54,360
I don't want to have a confrontation.

506
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:57,120
Don't play stupid with me, stubbles.

507
00:28:57,120 --> 00:29:01,230
I'm having Finn's baby
and you need to back off.

508
00:29:01,230 --> 00:29:04,840
I'm asking you as
nicely as I possibly can.

509
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:07,380
Leave him alone.

510
00:29:09,060 --> 00:29:09,970
You're right.

511
00:29:10,940 --> 00:29:13,040
I've helped you not because
it's the right thing to do,

512
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:16,000
but because I had
romantic ulterior motives.

513
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:19,820
But just so we're clear, you're
the one who's cheating.

514
00:29:19,820 --> 00:29:21,110
Excuse me?

515
00:29:21,110 --> 00:29:23,480
I have on good authority that
you're Sue Sylvester's mole.

516
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,290
And you can deny it all you
want,but I know it's true.

517
00:29:25,290 --> 00:29:27,250
I have no idea what
you're talking about.

518
00:29:27,250 --> 00:29:28,270
Sue's not on your side, Quinn.

519
00:29:28,270 --> 00:29:30,350
She's not on anyone's side but her own.

520
00:29:30,350 --> 00:29:32,990
Can you imagine what she's gonna do
once she finds out about your situation?

521
00:29:32,990 --> 00:29:36,480
She'll probably try to rip off
your uniform with her bare hands.

522
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:40,980
Every time you whisper in her ear, you empower
her to do more damage to the glee club.

523
00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:44,310
And right now, glee club is all you have,

524
00:29:44,310 --> 00:29:47,310
and if I were you, I'd recognize
who my true friends are.

525
00:29:47,310 --> 00:29:49,320
Oh, and I'd practice a little bit more.

526
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:52,030
Because you obviously have
a lot you need to express.

527
00:29:52,030 --> 00:29:55,110
Oh, you have no idea.

528
00:29:56,620 --> 00:29:59,780
Set me free, why don't you, baby?

529
00:29:59,780 --> 00:30:03,230
Get out my life, why don't you, baby?

530
00:30:03,230 --> 00:30:10,560
'Cause you don't really love
me you just keep me hanging on

531
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:17,440
you don't really need me
but you keep me hanging on

532
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:24,210
why do you keep coming
around playing with my heart?

533
00:30:24,670 --> 00:30:31,450
Why don't you get out of my
life and let me make a new start?

534
00:30:31,450 --> 00:30:42,010
Let me get over you the way you've gotten
over me hey, set me free, why don't you, baby?

535
00:30:42,010 --> 00:30:45,140
Let me be, why don't you, baby?

536
00:30:45,140 --> 00:30:52,370
'Cause you don't really love
me you just keep me hanging on

537
00:30:52,370 --> 00:30:59,610
now you don't really want me
you just keep me hanging on

538
00:30:59,610 --> 00:31:07,100
you say although we broke up
you still wanna be just friends

539
00:31:07,100 --> 00:31:13,600
but how can we still be friends when
seeing you only breaks my heart again?

540
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,890
And there ain't nothin'
I can do about it.

541
00:31:15,890 --> 00:31:20,380
Whoa, whoa, whoa set me
free, why don't you, baby?

542
00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:23,270
Get out my life, why don't you, baby?

543
00:31:23,270 --> 00:31:30,850
Go on, get out, get out of my life
and let me sleep at night please,

544
00:31:30,850 --> 00:31:45,180
'cause you don't really love me you
just keep me hanging on on, on, on...

545
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,840
all right, everybody, take five.

546
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:05,540
we would just like to say that although
we find ourselves on opposite sides,

547
00:32:05,540 --> 00:32:08,460
we hope you enjoy our number and
we look forward to seeing yours...

548
00:32:08,460 --> 00:32:09,450
Get on with it!

549
00:32:09,450 --> 00:32:12,260
Enough with the
jibba-jabba! Sing something!

550
00:32:12,260 --> 00:32:15,690
Sue, you can't talk to kids that way.

551
00:32:20,180 --> 00:32:23,760
Tell me how I'm supposed
to breathe with no air?

552
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:27,470
All right, that's it. Come on.  She had
her chance. Everybody up!  We're leaving.

553
00:32:27,470 --> 00:32:29,540
I'm sorry. Is there a fire?

554
00:32:29,540 --> 00:32:32,120
No, and that's the
point, there is no fire.

555
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:33,260
You know,

556
00:32:33,260 --> 00:32:38,060
it's sad enough that my "Sues’ kids" are
living in squalor and probably on food stamps.

557
00:32:38,060 --> 00:32:38,820
My dad's a dentist.

558
00:32:38,820 --> 00:32:41,590
But for you to drag them in here and
bore them to death,I won't stand for it.

559
00:32:41,590 --> 00:32:45,110
Come on, kids,out. We're
going for conies, my t at.

560
00:32:45,110 --> 00:32:46,920
All right, that's it!

561
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:47,540
Really?

562
00:32:47,540 --> 00:32:48,820
You know what, Sue?

563
00:32:48,820 --> 00:32:52,500
You've been pretty honest about your
feelings for me, so let me return the favor.

564
00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:54,170
You're rude, Sue.

565
00:32:54,170 --> 00:32:57,470
You have no class, and you
are a Terrible teacher!

566
00:32:57,470 --> 00:32:58,790
I'll have you know I have my PhD.

567
00:32:58,790 --> 00:33:00,630
You got it online, Sue!

568
00:33:00,630 --> 00:33:03,080
You are a failed performer, Will!

569
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:05,250
You weren't good enough to
make it in the real world.

570
00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:09,280
You're not even good enough to run this
stupid little club that nobody cares about.

571
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:12,040
Time after time, Will, you fail!

572
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,100
You spend every waking
moment of your life

573
00:33:14,100 --> 00:33:18,000
figuring out ways to Terrify children to
try to make you feel better about yourself,

574
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:21,070
and the fact that you're probably
gonna spend the rest of your life alone!

575
00:33:21,070 --> 00:33:22,330
How dare you to talk to me like that!

576
00:33:22,330 --> 00:33:24,580
Don't you even go...Don't
you point your...

577
00:33:29,390 --> 00:33:30,960
enough!

578
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:33,760
I'm sorry Mr.Shue, Ms. Sylvester,

579
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:36,020
but if we wanted to
hear mom and dad fight,

580
00:33:36,020 --> 00:33:38,420
those of us who still have two
parents would just stay home on payday.

581
00:33:38,420 --> 00:33:41,170
I agree. Glee club is supposed to be fun.

582
00:33:41,170 --> 00:33:43,680
And furthermore, I don't
like this minority business.

583
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:47,310
I may be a strong, proud black
woman, but I'm a lot more than that.

584
00:33:47,310 --> 00:33:48,500
I'm out.

585
00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:49,810
M-me, too.

586
00:33:49,810 --> 00:33:54,000
Fellow glee clubbers, it would be an honor
to show you how a real storm-out is done.

587
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,730
I encourage you to follow my lead.

588
00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:21,660
is that necessary?

589
00:34:21,660 --> 00:34:23,440
It's nothing I haven't seen before.

590
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:25,260
I mean, I am the one who knocked her up.

591
00:34:25,260 --> 00:34:27,650
Just standard operating procedure.

592
00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:30,120
you okay, Mr.Schuester?

593
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:32,100
You seem upset.

594
00:34:32,100 --> 00:34:33,790
Just, just a little stressed.

595
00:34:33,790 --> 00:34:34,780
Bad day at work.

596
00:34:34,780 --> 00:34:36,450
Will, you're about to see
your child for the first time.

597
00:34:36,450 --> 00:34:40,310
Can you forget about those
dancing delinquents for one minute?

598
00:34:40,660 --> 00:34:45,770
You're right. I'm sorry.

599
00:34:45,770 --> 00:34:50,660
Oh, my parents are gonna kill me
if I don't come home with the DVD.

600
00:34:58,190 --> 00:35:01,480
Got it right here.  All right!

601
00:35:03,980 --> 00:35:07,410
The gel. Oh!  You okay?

602
00:35:07,410 --> 00:35:08,480
Ooh, that must be cold.

603
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:09,240
It's really...

604
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:10,910
Sorry about that.
yeah, it's a little cold.

605
00:35:22,100 --> 00:35:24,910
That's him!

606
00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:29,050
oh, hold on a sec.

607
00:35:29,050 --> 00:35:29,780
What?

608
00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:32,130
Is something wrong with him?

609
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:33,720
Well, not exactly.

610
00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:38,680
This is really embarrassing, but it
appears as if your boy is a girl.

611
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:40,950
oh,my god!  Did something
happen to his...?

612
00:35:40,950 --> 00:35:42,080
No, he never had one.

613
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:42,860
He's a she.

614
00:35:42,860 --> 00:35:44,200
Must have misread the first sonogram.

615
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,190
Sorry about that.

616
00:35:57,340 --> 00:36:01,850
Honey, I didn't know that having
a boy was so important to you

617
00:36:01,850 --> 00:36:03,700
it isn't.

618
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:09,640
I don't care what she is.

619
00:36:10,170 --> 00:36:12,250
She's all ours.

620
00:36:14,570 --> 00:36:18,110
I'm just so...happy.

621
00:36:19,620 --> 00:36:34,860
No matter whatappens, I want you to remember
at this moment, that we love each other, okay?

622
00:36:40,010 --> 00:36:41,090
Hey, Sue.

623
00:36:41,090 --> 00:36:45,230
William, close the door.

624
00:36:47,930 --> 00:36:49,470
I, uh, wanted to talk to
you about the auditorium.

625
00:36:49,470 --> 00:36:51,030
Good.  I wanted to come to you, too,

626
00:36:51,030 --> 00:36:53,630
but I have no idea where your
office is. Why don't you have a seat.

627
00:36:53,630 --> 00:36:55,020
Sure.

628
00:36:56,630 --> 00:37:01,020
So, I decided to step
down as co-head of glee.

629
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:02,120
Really?

630
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,110
Yeah, it's not for me. It's too fruity.

631
00:37:04,110 --> 00:37:08,470
I can't stand the sight of kids getting
emotional unless it's from physical exhaustion.

632
00:37:08,470 --> 00:37:09,590
Yeah, it did get pretty bad in there.

633
00:37:09,590 --> 00:37:13,200
Oh, yeah.  I'd still like to
stay on as consigliore. You know,

634
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:26,330
maybe you could show me your set lists before
competitions, just so I not MTV, but still.

635
00:37:26,330 --> 00:37:29,750
why do I feel like I'm about to fall
through a trapdoor into a pit of fire?

636
00:37:29,750 --> 00:37:31,180
Because you don't trust me.

637
00:37:31,180 --> 00:37:33,300
I know my methods are extreme.

638
00:37:33,300 --> 00:37:36,150
And I know I'm not like
the rest of you hippies,

639
00:37:36,150 --> 00:37:42,150
caring about the kids' feelings as if
they're real, but I do care about teaching.

640
00:37:42,150 --> 00:37:45,590
And when I coach them, and they win...

641
00:37:45,590 --> 00:37:47,850
I win.

642
00:37:47,850 --> 00:37:50,540
And you know how I feel about winning.

643
00:37:50,540 --> 00:37:52,620
I do.

644
00:37:52,900 --> 00:37:56,150
Look, who's to say everything
I do is 100% on the ball?

645
00:37:56,150 --> 00:37:58,440
No one would say that.

646
00:37:58,440 --> 00:37:59,610
Probably right.

647
00:37:59,610 --> 00:38:02,420
But, um, in hindsight...

648
00:38:02,420 --> 00:38:07,090
you were right to shine the spotlight on
the fact that those kids are minorities.

649
00:38:07,090 --> 00:38:09,400
Because you're all minorities.

650
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,690
You are in the glee club.

651
00:38:11,690 --> 00:38:16,400
Now there are only 12 of you, and
all you have is each other.

652
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:20,870
So it doesn't matter that Rachel
is Jewish, or that Finn is...

653
00:38:20,870 --> 00:38:23,220
unable to tell my rights from my lefts.

654
00:38:23,220 --> 00:38:24,450
sure.

655
00:38:24,450 --> 00:38:27,210
Or that Santana is
latina, or that Quinn is...

656
00:38:27,210 --> 00:38:30,710
...pregnant.

657
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:36,140
Sorry, Q. It'll be all over the
blogosphere by this afternoon.

658
00:38:36,140 --> 00:38:40,490
Now everybody knows... including me.

659
00:38:56,940 --> 00:38:58,140
how could you do that?

660
00:38:58,140 --> 00:39:01,160
Do you have any idea how much pain
you caused by running that story?

661
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:02,430
Sue made me do it.

662
00:39:02,430 --> 00:39:08,850
This was a particularly interesting
find from today's round of locker checks.

663
00:39:08,850 --> 00:39:11,020
Are these your droopy
white granny panties, Jacob?

664
00:39:11,020 --> 00:39:13,960
Are you an "eve" who was born a "Steve"?

665
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:18,100
Because if you are, I think there's a special
school that would better address your needs.

666
00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:20,120
And I think that school is in Thailand.

667
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:22,580
Rachel gave them to me so I
wouldn't run the Quinn story.

668
00:39:22,580 --> 00:39:24,480
What Quinn story?

669
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:28,330
Quinn Fabray's preant.

670
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:33,020
Not a chance.

671
00:39:33,020 --> 00:39:35,110
If my head cheerleader was pregnant,

672
00:39:35,110 --> 00:39:38,910
jeopardizing the very future of my
cheerios and thus my teaching tenure,

673
00:39:38,910 --> 00:39:41,000
I think she would have come to me.

674
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,760
Quinn Fabray repects me, would
never lie to me ,never.

675
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:47,550
I have three sources confirming.

676
00:39:51,340 --> 00:39:53,130
Please don't expel me.

677
00:39:53,130 --> 00:39:57,130
I'll kill the story.

678
00:39:57,130 --> 00:40:00,820
No. Run it.

679
00:40:00,820 --> 00:40:03,070
I'm sorry, Rachel.

680
00:40:05,090 --> 00:40:14,830
It's okay.  It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay.

681
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:21,150
Everything's gonna be okay.

682
00:40:23,510 --> 00:40:32,460
You're not alone together we stand I'll be
by your side you know I'll take your hand

683
00:40:32,460 --> 00:40:36,990
when it gets cold and
it feels like the end

684
00:40:36,990 --> 00:40:43,390
there's no place to go you
know I won't give in ah...ah...

685
00:40:43,390 --> 00:40:49,210
no,I won't give in ah-ah... yeah, yeah!

686
00:40:49,210 --> 00:40:58,750
Keep holding on 'cause you know we'll
make it through we'll make it through

687
00:40:58,750 --> 00:41:07,230
just stay strong 'cause you know
I'm here for you, I'm here for you

688
00:41:07,230 --> 00:41:10,380
there's nothing yay can
s nothing you can say

689
00:41:10,380 --> 00:41:15,380
nothing You can do nothing you can do there's
no other way when it comes to the truth

690
00:41:15,380 --> 00:41:26,050
so keepolding on 'cause you know we'll
make it through we'll make it through

691
00:41:26,050 --> 00:41:27,150
hear me when I say, when I say,

692
00:41:27,150 --> 00:41:34,210
"I believe "nothing's gonna
change, nothing's gonna change destiny

693
00:41:34,210 --> 00:41:46,140
whatever's meant to be will work
out perfectly" yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

694
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:10,070
keep holding on

695
00:42:10,070 --> 00:42:14,570
there's nothing you can say nothing you can
say nothing you can do nothing you can do

696
00:42:14,570 --> 00:42:19,350
there's no other way
when it comes to the truth

697
00:42:19,350 --> 00:42:35,500
so keep holding on 'cause you
know we'll make it through.

698
00:42:36,535 --> 00:42:39,064
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699
00:42:39,064 --> 00:42:40,064
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