(school bell ringing)
(gasps) my weave!
(gasps)
What the hell, Karofsky?!
Oh, I've wanted to do that ever since fifth grade
When you made fun of me for getting pubes.
Now that you've joined lullaby lees
And insperminated the queen of the chastity ball,
And dropped below us hockey dudes on the food chain,
It's open season.
Screw you, Karofsky!
You and your neanderthal Puckheads are nothing!
You're gonna pay for this, dude!
No, I'm not. You two don't have the juice anymore.
Welcome to the new world order.
(chuckles)
(bell rings)
Hmm...
Hey, guys.
We need to talk.
Ay hey, guys.
As you know, even though she refuses
To wear the ring and won't tell anyone
Including her mother about the engagement,
Emma and I are in fact getting married.
Yes, and Ken has convinced me
That we need to at least be
In the same room when the marriage is certified.
Ken: What can I say? I'm a traditionalistst.
We're going to Hawaii and getting married on the beach.
And you want me to come?
No, no, no, no, I picked Hawaii
Because it's far away from everybody we know.
Oh. Um...
The thing is is that after a very brief private ceremony,
Ken has decided he would like to have a first dance.
The problem is, we can't decide on a song.
Yes, I would like to have "I could have danced all night."
Oh, from my fair lady.
Great choice. Such a romantic song.
Yes.
Yeah, if you're making a mix tape
For the boring parade.
I want "the thong song."
I need something I can shake my moneymaker to.
Um...
I was remembering, um...
That you did those, uh, mash-up things
With the glee kids. Uh-huh.
Right? So I thought maybe you could find a way
To use both of our songs.
Um, and I-- well, we both
Need/want/need dance lessons.
Yeah, I mean, I might need a bit of polishing,
But it's the emster here you really have to work with.
I had a monster case of athlete's foot a couple years back.
Had to get all my toenails removed. So if she steps
On my feet during the dance, I might pass out.
We would, uh... Be very happy to pay you for your time, will.
No, no, I want to give you these lessons as a wedding gift.
Sound good?
Great.
(school bell ringing)
This is a disaster.
Our reputation as mckinley high's "it" couple
Is in serious jeopardy
If we don't find some way to be cool again, Finn.
The slushy war has commenced.
And if Finn and Quinn got nailed,
None of us are safe.
Okay, guys, we're a little behind for sectionals,
Thanks to our Sue Sylvester detour,
But you guys seem to really enjoy doing mash-ups, right?
And I'm gonna keep you guys fired up.
Plus, there's an important lesson
to be learned with mash-ups
Sometimes things are so different,
They don't feel like they go together.
But the big difference between them
Is what makes them great,
Like... Chocolate and bacon.
Or glee club and football.
Exactly. But you've proven that it is a great combination.
So, here is (chuckles) my personal favorite song,
And your homework for the week is to find an unexpected mash-up
To go with it.
"bust a move"?
Mercedes: Yeah, this song is old school.
All right, um, artie? Yeah?
Try to follow along on the bass.
Finn, take us through it.
Uh, I'm sorry, Mr. Schuester.
I got corn syrup in my eye.
Okay, uh, Puck, how about it?
I don't really groove on young mc.
I am shocked at the lack
Of leading-man ambition in this room right now.
It's okay, Rachel. I guess I'm gonna have
To show these guys how it's done.
(all exclaim)
* bust it! *
(playing funky bass line)
* this here's a tale for all the fellas *
* trying to do what those ladies tell us *
* get shot down 'cause you're overzealous? *
* play hard to get, females get jealous *
* okay, smarty, go to a party *
* girls are scantily clad and show a body *
* a chick walks by, you wish you could sex her *
* but you're standing on the wall like you was poindexter *
* movie show and so you're going *
* could care less about the five you're blowin' *
* theater gets dark just to start the show *
* and then you spot a fine woman sitting in your row * * uh *
* she's dressed in yellow, she says, "hello" *
* "come sit next to me, you fine fellow" *
* uh * * you run over there without a second to lose *
* and what comes next? Hey, bust a move *
* you want it, you got it, uh *
* you want it, baby, you got it *
* just bust a move! *
* you want it, you got it, uh *
* you want it, baby, you got it *
* your best friend harry has a brother larry *
* in five days from now, he's gonna marry *
* he's hoping you can make it there if you can *
* 'cause in the ceremony, you'll be the best man *
* you say "neato," check your libido *
* and roll to the church in your new tuxedo *
* the bride walks down just to start the wedding *
* and there's one more girl you won't be getting *
* so you start thinking, then you start blinking *
* a bridesmaid looks and thinks that you're winking *
* she think you're kinda cute, so she winks back *
* and then you're feeling really fine *
* 'cause the girl is stacked *
* reception's jumpin', bass is pumpin' *
* look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin' *
* says she wants to dance to a different groove *
* now you know what to do, g, bust a move *
* you want it, you got it, uh *
* you want it, baby, you got it *
* just bust a move! *
* you want it, you got it, uh *
* you want it, baby, you got it *
* move it, boy *
* uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, babe, uh *
* uh, yeah, uh, huh-uh, babe, uh-uh, babe *
* uh, uh, hey, yeah * * just bust a move! *
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So, how can I, uh, how can I help you kids?
Is it, uh, too many friends on myspace or...?
I can't believe we're saying this,
But we need some advice on how to be cool.
Yeah, you must have picked up some ideas
About what cool people do from watching them over the years.
Not that you were never cool yourself.
Yeah, well, um, but, um,
You're two of the most popular kids in school.
We were, until we joined glee club.
That's why he got a slushy facial,
I'm sure of it.
Okay, I see.
Um, don't really have any pamphlets on how to be popular.
Uh, okay, right, well, let's... Let's talk about this.
Why, why is it so important for you to be cool, huh?
Don't you like being in glee? It's fun.
Status is like currency. When your bank account is full,
You can get away with doing just about anything.
But right now we're like toxic assets.
When my mom applied to college,
She put "being popular"
Extracurricularlied to colle activity.
And she got into arizona state.
Sunglasses are so sexy.
Sunglasses.
Yeah, sunglasses are, um, really, really cool.
I'm always seeing, you know, celebrities
Wear them in um, magazines,
Even at night. Doesn't need to be day.
Very popular. Gives you a sense of mystery, you know. Rappers.
Totally. It's like you can't see their eyes,
So they have all the power.
I could be looking at your boobs,
And you'd have no idea.
Um, no, um, no.
Kids, look,
The most important thing is that you be yourselves, okay?
And if people don't like you for that, then I'm sorry.
But who needs 'em?
(school bell ringing)
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Hi.
(chuckles) it was my cousin betty's.
We were obsessed with princess di's dress
When we were little girls,
So, um, when she got married, she insisted on having
This, uh, this long train.
Is there a reason you have it on now?
Yes, yes, yeah. Okay.
Um, she didn't wear it to her dance rehearsals,
And the night of the wedding, her husband kept
Stepping on the train.
Really bad. The fight was epic. Ooh...
The priest cried.
They were divorced three months later.
Actually, maybe I shouldn't wear it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's all good, it's all good.
We'll, uh, we'll see how you move in it, all right?
Okay. Okay.
Um, so first, um, let's do Ken's selection,
And then, uh, we'll work in your song for the big finish.
Okay. All right?
Hey, Emma, I'm really excited about this.
Fantastic. So, so exciting.
(violins play)
This thing right here...
Is letting all the ladies know...
What guys talk about.
You know, the finer things in life.
(chuckles) check it out.
* ooh, that dress so scandalous *
* and you know another guy couldn't handle it *
* she's shaking that thing, like, "who's the ish?" *
* with a look in your eye so devilish, uh *
* she like to dance at the hip-hop spots *
* and she cruise to the crews like connect the dots *
* not just urban, she likes to pop *
* 'cause she was living la vida loca *
* she had dumps like a truck, truck-truck *
* thighs like what, what-what? *
* baby, move you butt, butt-butt *
* uh, I think I'll sing it again *
* she had dumps like a truck, truck-truck *
* thighs like what, what-what? *
* all night long *
* let me see that thong *
* baby! *
* that thong, th-thong, thong, thong *
* I like it when the beat goes... *
* baby, make your booty go... *
* *
(both grunt, gasp)
(pained laughing)
(laughs): Oh, god, are you okay?
I'm okay. Are you okay?
Yeah. Oh-oh!
Oh...
Ah.
It's the darned "thong song."
(laughs): I don't think it's the song.
(laughs)
I think you need a new dress.
Come on.
All right.
Upsy-daisy. Oh, I'm stuck.
All right, let's try, uh, reverse tear on two.
Let's not.
Hey, Azimio, I'm the quarterback--
I call the plays.
Yeah, well, some of the guys was talking,
And we're starting to question your leadership ability.
Yeah, like maybe you're having trouble making good choices,
As in, for instance, choosing to join homo explosion.
Do I need to remind you that glee club
Helped us win our first game of the season?
What have you done for me lately?
Yeah, we're taking a bunch of heat,
Because you like kissing dudes all of a sudden.
You're not being a team player, man.
Couldn't believe you was man enough to knock up Quinn Fabray.
You sure a real man
Didn't sneak in there and do it for you?
That's it!
Team: Fight! Fight! Fight!
(blowing whistle)
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight! Okay, break it up! Get up, break it up!
Get back, get off! Hey, calm down! Everybody!
On the sidelines, take a knee.
Now!
What if you had broken Finn's arm, huh?
We'd be worse off and more pathetic than we already are!
Where's Puckerman?
Uh, he said he had to miss practice today.
He's working on something for glee club.
What, is he working on his
"coming out of the closet" speech or something?
Hey, man, don't push me, man! Ken: Hey, enough!
Football...
Is war,
And no one single man can win that war,
Not even if they strap nukes on him.
I want you to start acting like a team again!
When we won that one game, it wasn't because we were dancing!
It was because we were of singular purpose!
I want you to start hanging more,
Spend more time together, which is why,
Starting next week I am adding extra practice
On thursdays at 3:30.
But, coach, that's when glee rehearses.
You know what, I have had it up to here
With Schuester and glee.
Here's the story, quarterback,
And you tell Puckerman this
When you see him.
That practice is mandatory, no exceptions.
So you're gonna have to choose what's more important to you,
Football or glee club.
* what a girl wants, what a girl needs *
* whatever makes me happy, sets you free *
* and I'm thanking you for knowing exactly *
* what a girl wants, what a girl needs *
* whatever keeps me in your arms... *
Puck: I know this looks weird,
But wait until you see what happens next.
My ears are starting to hurt.
Could we take a break?
Okay.
You want to make out?
Sure.
I know, it's whack.
But I also remember
What my history teacher told us last semester:
"only nixon can go to china."
I have no idea what she meant, but it reminded me of when
My family ordered chinese food and sat down together
For our traditional simchas torah screening
Of schindler's list.
That's really when all of this started.
It wasn't the most normal tradition,
But we did it for my mom.
She said it made her feel connected
(gunshot) to her jewish roots.
(screaming)
As she was giving me my sweet-and-sour pork,
She said something that really hit home.
You're no better than them, Noah.
(sniffles)
Why can't you date a jewish girl?
That night I had the strangest dream.
I knew it was a dream,
Because there's no way Rachel could have
Climbed up the wall outside my window with no shoes on.
* *
When I woke up, I knew
It was more than a dream-- it was a message from god.
Rachel was a hot jew,
And the good lord wanted me to get into her pants.
(school bell rings)
* *
(gasps)
I picked it up for you when I was buying dip.
It's grape-- I know that's your favorite,
Because the last time I tossed a grape one in your face,
You licked your lips before you cleaned yourself off.
Hey, I was wondering if you wanted to work together on some mash-up ideas.
Things happened pretty fast from that point.
Getting her to make out with me was easier than I thought.
Guess she's kinda desperate.
You okay, baby?
I can't do this.
Why?
We're a couple of good-looking jews.
It's natural.
I-I can't give myself to someone who isn't...
Brave enough to sing a solo.
If you don't have the guts to do that,
Then-then how are you gonna be bold enough to deal with
The ups and downs of loving an admittedly high-maintenance
Girl like me?
Are you questioning my badass-ness?
Have you seen my guns?
No, I... I'm sorry, but...
Your arms are lovely, but...
I just don't see us working out.
Will: So,
Any ideas for the mash-up?
Will: Anybody?
Oh, come on, guys.
It's like you're daring me to start dancing.
I will. No. No!
I've been working on something.
Will: Oh, yeah?
It's my personal tribute to a musical jewish icon.
Will: Uh,
Fantastic.
Let's hear it.
(playing intro to "sweet caroline")
* where it began *
* I can't begin to knowin' *
* but then I know it's growin' strong *
* was in the spring *
* and spring became summer *
* who'd have believed you'd come along? *
* hands *
* touching hands *
* reaching out *
* touching me *
* touching you *
* oh *
* sweet caroline *
* ba, ba, ba *
* good times never seemed so good *
* I've been inclined *
* ba, ba, ba *
* to believe they never would *
* oh *
* sweet caroline *
* ba, ba, ba *
* good times never seemed so good *
* oh, I've been inclined *
* ba, ba, ba *
* to believe they never would *
* oh, no, no. *
(song ends)
(shouting, whooping) Puckerman!
Yeah!
You know, I really think this is working.
I think we look super cool.
I'm proud of you, Finn.
I'm proud of us.
Yeah. Nothing wrong with wanting to be popular.
It just means you want people to like you.
I think that's healthy. I totally agree.
Being popular just means you can have it all.
Oh. Hey, guys.
You thirsty?
Sure. Thanks.
You can't do this!
Oh, you think that's bad? Just imagine what's gonna happen
If you don't show up to practice on Thursday
And quit that little glee club for good.
Bros before hi-ho's, dude.
Don't forget that.
I hear people say, "that's not how I define marriage."
Well, to them I say, "love knows no bounds."
Why can't people marry dogs?
I'm certainly not advocating intimacy with your pets.
I, for one, think intimacy has no place in a marriage.
Walked in on my parents once,
And it was like seeing two walruses wrestling.
So woof on prop 15, ohio.
And that's how Sue... C's it.
Rod.
Boffo, Sue.
And we'll be right back after this.
(bell rings)
You still smell like scotch, rod.
You know, Sue, there's a lot of pressure
Being a local celebrity.
Most women find me intimidating-- the teeth,
The hair...
It's a lot to take in and I know it.
I need a gal with a little backbone.
And I think you just might be that gal.
Don't you have a wife, rod?
She drowned.
So now, I've got the condo all to myself.
Maybe we could go out sometime.
Have a little fondue.
Sure.
Okay.
Bread, cheese-- fantastic.
I'll call you.
("sing sing sing" plays)
(music ends, laughing)
Sue, whoo, that was amazing.
Oh! You know, I have to admit
At first when you suggested that I teach you a few steps,
I was hesitant, you know, because how horrible you were
To me and the glee kids
When figgins made you co-director.
Well, live and let learn, my friend.
That is ultimately what I got to.
It's nice not being at each other's throats.
You know, you're right.
Oh, gosh, I don't know how else to say this,
But I'm in love.
Really? After one date.
Sue Sylvester is in love.
E-9.
You sunk my battleship, rod, and you sunk it hard.
(makes explosion sound)
You know, Sue, I like to swing.
I could be good with that.
Rod has invited me to the second annual allen county
Sickle cell anemia dance-a-thon.
Ooh.
And with your tutelage, will, we could take home
That blue ribbon like two prize heifers in love.
(laughs) I was wondering why you asked for dance lessons.
Oh, well, erma just raved about you.
So I'm actually touched.
You seem so happy and nice,
And you've been so cool with Quinn Fabray
And her, you know, situation.
Yeah, well, she's just a confused kid,
And the least I can offer her is my compassion.
But you, mister... Aw!
The Sue Sylvester who has been obsessed
With sabotaging your every move is now just a distant memory.
That's great, Sue.
Now all I feel for you is sympathy,
Whether it be for your sham of a marriage
Or the fact that coach Tanaka's finally laying down the law
With regard to glee club.
Wait. What?
Yeah, Tanaka-san's making the kids choose.
I mean, come on. Let's be honest.
What kid's gonna choose glee club over football?
It'd be ridiculous.
Hey, Ken, you want
To tell me what the hell's going on?
You knew I had a standing glee rehearsal on Thursday.
We sat down and worked out a schedule
When some of your guys joined the club.
Circumstances have changed.
I have a serious morale issue with my team.
It's my responsibility to fix it.
Sorry if me doing my job interferes with your club.
Ken, we've known each other for years.
Your commitment to football is about as long as your pants.
You know, let's get into what this is really about.
You're upset that I don't like your song
For your wedding mash-up.
And you're right; it's not my place to have an opinion.
Why don't you just cut the crap, will?
You're not that naive.
This is not about a song.
It's about my fiancie.
You and I, the whole world knows
That I'm just a consolation prize to you.
How do you think that makes me feel?
Emma's totally into you.
Emma is settling for me.
And I love her so much I don't care.
But it doesn't mean I appreciate you
Coming in with your gene kelly charm
And getting high off of her fawning over you.
I-I have never intentionally encouraged Emma.
But I haven't discouraged her, either.
You don't have to worry about it anymore, though.
So are we cool?
Can I have my guys on Thursday again?
3:30?
You keep your rehearsal.
I'll keep my practice.
We'll let the kids decide who's first choice...
And who's the consolation prize.
...Making tommy tune the first to win
Tony gold in four categories.
Totally interesting.
You know, you never told me what you thought of my mash-up solo.
You're still missing the elusive high "b"
That's a brass ring for a bari-tenor.
I had to work on it for weeks with Finn before he got it.
You're a great performer, noah.
I just want to say how proud I am
To have you on my arm in front of the whole high school.
(chuckling)
You're pretty good at this.
I've had a lot of practice.
You're actually a lot luckier than me and Quinn.
Your head is shaved.
I'm really sorry I ever did this to you.
It's okay.
No, it isn't.
No one deserves this feeling.
You know what the worst part is?
It's not the burning in your eyes or the way
The slushie drips all the way into your underpants.
It's the humiliation.
I feel like I could burst into tears at any moment.
Rachel...
I'm sorry, but...
Today, when the clock chimes 3:30...
You're choosing football over glee,
Which means we probably can't be together anymore.
Yes.
Damn, I feel like such a bad jew.
Are you ready, yet?
We've only got an hour for lunch, Emma.
Emma: It's not like trying on a pair of jeans, will.
Well, it doesn't have to be perfect,
We just have to see if you can dance in it.
It fits okay?
Yeah. Fits great.
Terrific.
Yeah. Terrific.
Uh, so, should we see if you can dance in it?
Okay. This is
The instrumental version of your wedding song.
("I could have danced all night" plays)
* I could have danced all night *
* and still have begged *
* for more *
* I could have spread my wings *
* and done a thousand things *
* I've never done *
* before *
* I'll never know what made it so *
* exciting *
* why all at once my heart *
* took flight *
* I only know *
* when he began to dance with me *
* I could have danced *
* danced, danced... *
* all night. *
Yeah... You can dance in it.
So I've got to go and, um...
Got the big showdown today at 3:30.
And, uh, I want to make sure I'm there
To support the kids, no matter what happens.
(clears throat)
Wait, what showdown?
I thought... I thought you and Sue had that last week.
Between me and your fianci.
Ken's told all the football players in glee
That they have to choose between the club and the team.
And unless all the guys choose glee,
It looks like we won't have enough members for sectionals.
Then glee is over.
I know.
Well, wish me luck.
Hey, guys.
(ticks)
I guess they're not coming.
I'm really sorry, guys.
I can't believe this.
I thought they were our friends.
How can they just abandon us?
(soft laughter)
Hi. (squeals)
(indistinct chatter)
You scared me. We made it.
Will: Good seeing you.
(laughter)
(gasping)
Are you sure about this, noah?
I mean, choosing us over the team means
You might get a slushie in your face every day.
Bring it.
Where's Finn?
(whistle blows)
Hey! Fellas...
Hey, man.
You made the right decision.
What's up, dude?
(whistle blows)
Okay, let's huddle up.
Do it.
I really don't want to.
Honestly, I know how picky you are
About what products you use on your face.
But you've been getting so much pressure
From the gorillas on the football team.
I guess they didn't
Appreciate me resigning from the team and choosing glee.
Probably would've went over better
If you didn't announce it in the showers.
You are not going to slushie on my man, kurt.
Why wouldn't he? He's made his choice.
He doesn't care about us "losers" anymore.
No, that's not true, it's just if I don't do it,
The guys on the team are going to kick the crap out of me.
Well, we can't have that, can we?
What are you doing?
It's called "taking one for the team."
(gasps)
Now, get out of here.
And take some time to think whether or not any of your
Friends on the football team would've done that for you.
Someone get me to a day spa, stat!
Ooh, hey, hey, hey.
Oh, Sue.
Rod.
Andrea.
Uh, you aren't scheduled to tape another
"sue's corner" until tomorrow night.
I came by special to show you my zoot suit.
I had it made for our dance competition.
But, uh, only the men wear those.
Further embarrassed.
You're taking her?
Not now, andrea.
He took me last year. We came in third.
You didn't think that we were... Exclusive, did you?
That's the only way I do it, rod.
I can't be caged in, Sue.
That's why I got my tiger tattoo.
Heck, even my wife understood that.
Are we still on for Saturday night?
No.
(cheering)
Do you miss it?
Hell, no.
I hope you didn't choose glee over football because of me.
Why?
Because I don't think this relationship
Is going to work out.
That's cool. I was going to break up with you anyway.
No, you weren't.
Yes, I was.
You won't even let me touch your boobs.
It's Finn, right?
He's never going to leave Quinn.
Not with that baby in her belly.
You like her, don't you?
I can see you staring at her when I'm staring at Finn.
Is that why you joined glee?
To be closer to her?
Like I said, they're never breaking up.
God, what's the matter with me?
I'm a stud and I can't even hold onto a chick like you.
No offense.
Why don't girls like me?
'cause you're kind of a jerk. No offense.
I just think you want it too much.
Which is something I can relate to.
I want everything too much.
Our relationship was built on a fantasy.
Like every other one in my life.
I think I just agreed to us being together
Because I thought it would make Finn jealous.
I just hope we can still be friends.
We weren't friends before.
Hey, Finn.
Want to have a catch?
Sure.
Go long.
I'm not coming back.
These are the moments, Finn. They're the crossroads.
The ones you look back on when you get old
And think, "what if...?"
I don't buy that.
I don't think any one decision makes your life
Unless you accidentally invent
Some kind of zombie virus or something.
No? You're right.
Life's a series of choices, a big combination of moments.
Little ones that add up to big ones that create who you are.
You're letting other people make those choices for you, Finn.
You're letting them decide who you're going to be,
People you're not even going to know in three years,
People whose names you're going to forget
When you run into them in the hardware store.
You don't understand the kind of pressure I'm under.
Yes, I do. Because of all the students I've ever had,
You remind me the most of me.
Come back to glee, Finn.
It's where you belong.
Hey, coach, can I talk to you about something?
You got an itch down there or something?
What? No.
Uh...
I'm the quarterback, right? The leader.
Sure.
Well, all this stuff about having to choose
Between glee and football is making it hard for me to lead.
Leaders are supposed to see things that other guys don't.
Right? Like, they can imagine a future where things are better.
Like, thomas jefferson, or that kid from the terminator movies.
I see a future where... It's cool to be in glee club.
Where you can play football and sing and dance
And no one gets down on you for it.
Where the more different you are, the better.
I guess what I'm trying to say is,
I don't want to have to choose between them anymore.
It's not cool.
(sighs)
You know, about that Thursday practice, it's, uh...
Canceled indefinitely. I've got some stuff
I got to do that time-- laundry, things like that.
Oh. Sweet.
Finn.
Tell Puckerman and the other guys, too, will you?
Sure.
Thanks, coach.
(school bell ringing)
Schuester!
Yeah?
I'll need to see that set list for sectionals after all,
And I want it on my desk, warm from the laminator at 5:00 p.M.
And if it is one minute late,
I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat.
I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat,
And then, on some dark, cold night,
I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face.
Hey, sue?
What? Didn't work out with rod?
No, it did not.
Q, take off those sunglasses. I want to look in your eyes
When I give you this piece of business.
You're off the cheerios.
I can't have a pregnant girl on my squad.
You're a disgrace.
(cheerios laughing)
(school bell ringing, knocking)
Hey.
I wanted to talk to you about your wedding mash-up.
I've been working really hard on it and...
...I just can't get those two songs to go together.
Yeah, that's because they don't.
We both know that.
(sighs)
They're both good songs, though.
Great ones.
Will, um...
I just wanted to say, uh...
Thank you.
For the dance lessons.
So, what do you think about my welcome back gift
To the club, huh, guys?
Thanks for the slushies, Finn. They're delicious.
Kurt: And loaded with empty calories.
You know why they call them slushies, don't you?
Because your butt looks like one if you have too many of them.
I'd like to propose a toast to Mr. Shue.
You were right about glee club and football
Being a killer combination.
Yeah! (cheering)
Mr. Shue, I am sorry to report
That we've all been remiss
About completing our assignment this week.
Yeah, none of us could find a good groove for "bust a move."
And I personally feel like a failure.
Well, that's okay, guys, because I feel like the lesson landed
And that's what's important.
And we are glad to have you back, Finn.
(group murmurs in agreement)
You okay, Quinn?
Do I look okay?
I'm devastated.
Now that I'm off the cheerios,
I'll start every day with a slushie facial.
That's okay if that happens, Quinn.
Because there are 11 of your friends right here
Who are going to be more than happy to help clean you off.
Yeah.
That's right, girl. We got you.
You know it. Yeah.
Oh. Mmm. Brain freeze.
I can't imagine getting hit in the kisser with one of these.
You've never been hit by a slushie before, Mr. Shue?
Um...
All right, guys.
We're a team.
Bring it on. Give me your best shot.
Rachel: One, two, three.
(will screaming)
Oh...
(sighs)
All right. From the top.
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