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So here's what you missed last week
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Quinn's pregnant You're off the cheerios
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and everyone thinks
that Finn's the father...
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but really its Puck
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but Quinn thinks he's a lime-a-loser
and doesn't want anything to do with him.
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Somethin' else..
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Also, Kurt told everybody
he's gay including his dad..
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Who's actually kinda cool about it..
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Thanks for telling me, Kurt
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And that's what you missed on...
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You shouldn't do this to yourself.
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Do what?
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I know how much it
hurts to be off the team.
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You're just torturing
yourself watching them.
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I needed a good distraction.
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From what?
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$685?
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That's how much a sonogram costs.
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This is just the beginning.
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There's going to be
more doctor's visits,
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Vitamins, new clothes
for when I explode.
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What are we going to do?
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What are you going to do?
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I'm looking for a job.
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I mean, no one's hiring.
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I almost got in at olive garden,
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But they said I was
too tall to be a busboy.
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Somewhere in that pea
brain of yours is a man.
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Access him and tell him to prove to me
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That I chose the right
guy to have a baby with.
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I will.
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I
- I'll find a job.
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You can count on me, I swear.
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Where you going?
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You were right.
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This does hurt too much.
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My blog has lit up with comments
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Suggesting you don't
have a shot at nationals
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Since you lost Quinn Fabray.
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No, the cheerios are stronger than ever.
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We're gonna take nationals
with this routine.
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Mediocre.
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Hit the showers.
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I have several sources reporting
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Quinn didn't want to leave,
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But you kicked her out because
of the pregnancy scandal.
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Well, Jacob, this is Ohio.
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And in order to win, my cheerios need
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To appeal to that panel of judges.
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So if I have a pregnant girl doing
a handspring into a double layout,
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The judges aren't going to be
admiring her impeccable form,
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They're going to be wondering
if the centrifugal force
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Is going to make the
baby's head start crowning.
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Oh, and by the way, all this
- off the record.
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Probably should have
told you that earlier.
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This isn't fair.
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Is it fair that I had to stop
providing the baseball team
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With protective cups?
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I only get a certain
amount of dollars a year
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To spend, William.
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Yeah, but Artie is...
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Is used to overcoming challenges.
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He'll just have to find
his own ride to sectionals.
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That handi-capable bus
costs $600 a week to rent.
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We can't afford it.
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Oh, but there's enough
money in the budget
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To fly the cheerios all over the
country for their competitions?
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Sue Sylvester has boosters
that write fat checks.
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None of her travel expenses
come out of the school budget.
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Look, when I was in the glee club,
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The best part of the competitions
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Was the bus ride to the event.
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It was about camaraderie
and supporting each other.
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You think I feel good about this?
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Well, my students won't stand for it.
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That's very moving, but
my hands are tied, Shue.
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If you want that bus, you're
going to have to find a way
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To pay for it yourself.
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What about Target?
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Tried. Not hiring.
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Another doctor bill came to my
parents' house last night, Finn.
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We're lucky that I'm
clever and intercepted it.
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But we have to start
paying these doctor's bills
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Or they're going to go
to a collection agency
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And then my parents are going
to find out that I'm with child.
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Your child.
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All right, guys.
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We're doing a new number for sectionals.
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I know that pop songs
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Have sort of been our signature pieces,
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But I did a little
research on past winners,
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And it turns out that
the judges like songs
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That are more accessible.
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Stuff they know.
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Uh, standards,
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Broadway.
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"defying gravity"?
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I have an iPod shuffle
dedicated exclusively
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To selections from Wicked.
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This is amazing.
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Think you can handle it, Rachel?
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It's my go-to shower song.
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It's also my ringtone.
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Why do we have to go
all vanilla on this song?
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See, what we need
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Is my chocolate thunder.
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Okay, we don't have
time to rearrange a song
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For you, Mercedes. Rachel is singing it.
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Don't worry, we'll
find something for you
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To dip in chocolate.
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On to item two.
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The school won't pay for
the special bus we need
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To take Artie and his
wheelchair with us to sectionals.
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W-
w-what?!
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That's completely unfair.
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So we're going to have to raise
money to pay for it ourselves.
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See, when I was in glee club,
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And we needed new silk
cummerbunds for regionals,
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We held a bake sale.
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You're joking, right?
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I mean, bake sales are kind of boogie.
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So hip people stopped eating
delicious sugary treats?
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It's not that.
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It's most of us don't know how to bake.
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I find recipes confusing.
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My family is fully committed to takeout.
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Yeah, Mr. Shue, kids are
busier than when you went here.
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We've got homework and football
and teen pregnancy, lunch.
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Can't Artie's dad just take him?
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I can't believe how
insensitive you're all being.
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Are you a team?
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Of course.
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But Artie understands, don't you, Artie?
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Oh... Of course.
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It's cool.
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Anything that takes away
our time from rehearsing
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Doesn't serve the team.
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Let me help you out, buddy. Thank you.
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Hey, I'm really sorry about
how they all reacted, Artie.
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Oh, it's okay. I'm used to it.
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They just don't get it.
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Can I use the auditorium this afternoon
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To rehearse, Mr. Shue?
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Some of the band equipment's in there.
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Sure.
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on the floor of Tokyo-o
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or down in London town to go-o
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with the record selection
with the mirror reflection
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I'm dancing with myself
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when there's no one else in sight
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in a crowded lonely ni-ight
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well, I wait so long
for my love vibration
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and I'm dancing with myself
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I'm dancing with myself
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I'm dancing with myself
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well, there's nothing to lose
and there's nothing to prove
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and I'll be dancing with myself
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if I looked all over the world
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and there's every type of gi-irl
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but your empty eyes seem to pass me by
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and leave me dancing with myself
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so let's sink another drink
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'cause it'll give me time to thi-ink
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if I had the chance I'd
ask the world to dance
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and I'll be dancing with myself
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oh, dancing with myself
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oh, dancing with myself
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oh, there's nothing to lose
and there's nothing to prove
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I'll be dancing with myself
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oh, dancing with myself
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oh, there's nothing to lose
and there's nothing to prove
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and I'll be dancing with myself.
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I have something I'd like to say.
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I want to audition for the Wicked solo.
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Kurt, there's a high "F" in it.
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That's well within my range.
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Well, I think Rachel's going to be fine
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For the female lead,
but I'm happy to have you
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Try out something else, Kurt.
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And we'll make sure it's
got a killer high note.
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You tried. Anyway,
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I wanted to say something to you guys.
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I was a little disappointed
at how you were all so willing
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To take the bus to get to sectionals
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And make Artie drive
by himself with his dad.
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We're a team, guys.
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We're in this glee club together.
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Artie doesn't care.
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His dad drives him everywhere.
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I do care.
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It kind of hurt my feelings.
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We didn't think you
would take it personally.
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Well, you're irritating
most of the time,
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But don't take that personally.
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I don't know if you
guys really understand
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How much harder Artie has
to work just to keep up.
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Preach.
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We're riding to sectionals together
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Or we're not going at all.
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And to pay for the bus,
we're having a bake sale.
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Bake sale... St. Ignatius nursing home
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Was having a tag sale,
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And my av club friends
here agreed to help out.
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For the next week,
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Each of you is going to
spend three hours a day
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In a wheelchair.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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And we're doing a wheelchair number.
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On the floors of Tokyo-o
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or down in London town to go-go
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with the record selection
and the mirror's reflection
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I'm dancing with myself
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well, there's nothing to lose
and there's nothing to prove
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well, I'm dancing with myself
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I didn't even know we
had a home rec room.
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What's all this?
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Ingredients for cupcakes
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For the stupid bake sale.
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What's this?
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It's what I have left over
from my pool cleaning money.
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After I bought dip and nunchakus.
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I was getting that you kinda need money.
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For our kid.
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For my kid.
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18 dollars.
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How much has Finn given you?
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Just stop.
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I told you before,
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I don't care if that baby
comes out with a mohawk,
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I will go to my grave
swearing it's Finn's.
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It would be pretty awesome
if it came out with a mohawk.
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You are such an egghead.
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I'm not.
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That was perfectly measured!
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There you go!
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What the hell?
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We're baking.
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I can see that.
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I'm gonna go change.
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Where's my jelly creme center?
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Sorry, dad, I must've forgotten.
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What's up with your brain today?
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You know, I think it's going soft
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From all that crap you put in your hair.
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It's organic and I'm fine.
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I'm sorry, it's a glee club thing.
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It's not about a guy, is it?
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'cause I'm not ready to
have that conversation.
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Oh, at least you don't
have to worry about me
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Getting someone pregnant.
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It's not a guy.
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We're doing this amazing
song for sectionals,
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A personal favorite of mine,
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And Mr. Schuester won't
give me a chance to sing it.
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Why?
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It's traditionally sung by a girl.
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Well, you sing like a girl.
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You know, in a good way.
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Look, Kurt, I don't know
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How this music stuff works.
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00:12:49,910 --> 00:12:52,411
I'm pretty exclusively committed
to my mellencamp collection
264
00:12:52,412 --> 00:12:55,272
But isn't there more crossover nowadays?
265
00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:57,650
You know, chicks doing construction,
266
00:12:57,651 --> 00:13:00,451
Guys wearing dress shoes with no socks?
267
00:13:01,188 --> 00:13:02,688
Didn't that girl from your high school
268
00:13:02,689 --> 00:13:04,657
Just join the boy's wrestling team?
269
00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:04,998
Yes!
270
00:13:08,328 --> 00:13:11,468
Yes, but her parents
had to Sue the school.
271
00:13:13,934 --> 00:13:16,535
This is really getting
you down, isn't it?
272
00:13:16,536 --> 00:13:17,916
I'm full of ennui.
273
00:13:18,872 --> 00:13:21,312
So, it's really getting you down?
274
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:25,352
Yes.
275
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:29,715
You can't discriminate against
my kid because of his sex,
276
00:13:29,716 --> 00:13:31,836
Religion, political affiliation
277
00:13:32,119 --> 00:13:34,220
Or the fact that he's queer
as a three dollar bill.
278
00:13:34,221 --> 00:13:35,287
And I won't accept it.
279
00:13:35,288 --> 00:13:36,622
This isn't academics
280
00:13:36,623 --> 00:13:37,990
Or athletics, Mr. Hummel.
281
00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:40,192
It's an arts program and Mr. Schuester's
282
00:13:40,193 --> 00:13:41,893
Judgments are subjective.
283
00:13:42,663 --> 00:13:45,031
You put on a blindfold
and listen to my kid sing,
284
00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:46,866
And you will swear you're
hearing Ronnie Spector.
285
00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:49,535
Wait. Don't try to
backpedal on this, Schuester.
286
00:13:49,536 --> 00:13:51,837
I was just going to agree with you.
287
00:13:51,838 --> 00:13:54,206
I know this is going to
be hard on you, Rachel,
288
00:13:54,207 --> 00:13:55,708
But I can't, in good conscience,
289
00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:57,677
Preach about the
importance of helping Artie
290
00:13:57,678 --> 00:13:59,645
And then reject Kurt's
request out of hand.
291
00:13:59,646 --> 00:14:01,514
So, you're giving him my part?
292
00:14:01,515 --> 00:14:03,416
Now, I can't just give him the part.
293
00:14:03,417 --> 00:14:06,085
That would be just as wrong,
but I can let him audition.
294
00:14:06,086 --> 00:14:08,466
What do you mean, like a tryout?
295
00:14:08,622 --> 00:14:10,256
All right, that seems fair.
296
00:14:10,257 --> 00:14:13,159
This is totally unfair.
You gave me the part.
297
00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:15,161
And I will give it to you again
298
00:14:15,162 --> 00:14:17,763
If you can sing the
song better than Kurt.
299
00:14:17,764 --> 00:14:20,199
Okay, this seems like a reasonable deal.
300
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,902
But how do I know this
isn't just some show
301
00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:24,370
To stop me from taking a flamethrower
302
00:14:24,371 --> 00:14:25,411
To this place?
303
00:14:26,773 --> 00:14:28,333
Who's going to judge?
304
00:14:28,675 --> 00:14:30,710
Now, all of you are going to judge,
305
00:14:30,711 --> 00:14:32,611
And in the spirit of full access,
306
00:14:32,612 --> 00:14:34,580
Each of you is going to get a vote.
307
00:14:34,581 --> 00:14:37,049
Whatever singer has the most votes,
308
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:38,090
Gets the part.
309
00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:40,586
This isn't going to be
about talent, Mr. Schuester.
310
00:14:40,587 --> 00:14:42,354
It's going to be a popularity contest.
311
00:14:42,355 --> 00:14:45,085
Stop right there. Mr. Shue, if I may.
312
00:14:50,530 --> 00:14:53,065
We all know I'm more
popular than Rachel.
313
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:55,096
And I dress better than her.
314
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:57,169
But I want you all to
promise me that you're
315
00:14:57,170 --> 00:14:59,071
Going to vote for whoever
sings the song better.
316
00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:00,642
Raise your right hand.
317
00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:03,585
Your right hand, Brittany.
318
00:15:03,977 --> 00:15:05,597
It's this one. Sorry.
319
00:15:06,379 --> 00:15:07,539
Repeat after me.
320
00:15:07,714 --> 00:15:11,444
I promise to vote for
whoever sings the song better.
321
00:15:17,924 --> 00:15:18,604
It's on.
322
00:15:22,729 --> 00:15:23,889
All right, guys.
323
00:15:30,403 --> 00:15:32,238
Maybe one of these days
you'll find a way to create
324
00:15:32,239 --> 00:15:35,109
Teaching moments
without ruining my life.
325
00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:44,985
Shue, I saw all your kids in wheelchairs
326
00:15:45,435 --> 00:15:47,194
And I was very impressed.
327
00:15:47,195 --> 00:15:49,271
Well, thank you, principal Figgins,
328
00:15:49,272 --> 00:15:51,173
But actually, it's made me
realize that there's only
329
00:15:51,174 --> 00:15:53,075
One wheelchair entrance in this school
330
00:15:53,076 --> 00:15:55,144
And it's all the way on
the far end of campus.
331
00:15:55,145 --> 00:15:56,501
McKinley needs ramps.
332
00:15:56,502 --> 00:15:58,702
No way. Those are what I call
333
00:15:59,498 --> 00:16:00,290
"lazy makers. "
334
00:16:00,291 --> 00:16:02,084
They discourage our
able-bodied students
335
00:16:02,085 --> 00:16:04,879
From getting their proper
exercise by using the stairs.
336
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,255
What is she doing here?
337
00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:07,258
Yes, what am I doing here?
338
00:16:07,259 --> 00:16:08,558
I have a cheerios routine to polish
339
00:16:08,559 --> 00:16:09,726
That's gonna clinch us nationals.
340
00:16:09,727 --> 00:16:11,394
I brought you two in here
341
00:16:11,395 --> 00:16:13,062
Because both of you have a point.
342
00:16:13,063 --> 00:16:15,131
Handicapped ramps are expensive,
343
00:16:15,132 --> 00:16:16,822
But inspiration is free.
344
00:16:19,069 --> 00:16:21,404
Will, I'm so inspired by
your stunt that I'm insisting
345
00:16:21,405 --> 00:16:23,272
That Ms. Sylvester do the
same with the cheerios.
346
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:24,603
I beg your pardon?
347
00:16:24,808 --> 00:16:27,028
Cheerios is not accessible, Sue.
348
00:16:27,244 --> 00:16:28,945
It's by invitation only.
349
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:30,246
I want to see a squad
350
00:16:30,247 --> 00:16:33,057
That reflects our community's diversity.
351
00:16:33,350 --> 00:16:35,351
Now, glee club held open auditions.
352
00:16:35,352 --> 00:16:36,802
And everyone got in.
353
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:38,631
Now that Quinn Fabray
354
00:16:38,655 --> 00:16:41,324
Is off the squad, you
will hold open auditions
355
00:16:41,325 --> 00:16:42,458
To fill her slot
356
00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:43,626
And Mr. Schuester
357
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:45,361
Will monitor them to make sure
358
00:16:45,362 --> 00:16:46,829
That they are fair to all.
359
00:16:46,830 --> 00:16:48,698
Okay, let me break
this down for you here.
360
00:16:48,699 --> 00:16:50,089
There comes a point
361
00:16:50,367 --> 00:16:52,702
When you've got to stop seeing
people for what they look like,
362
00:16:52,703 --> 00:16:55,004
And ask them to show
you what they can do.
363
00:16:55,005 --> 00:16:57,040
And as soon as a cheerleader
364
00:16:57,041 --> 00:17:00,243
Rolls herself out onto
the field in a wheelchair,
365
00:17:00,244 --> 00:17:04,013
She becomes decidedly less
effective at cheering people up.
366
00:17:04,014 --> 00:17:05,334
It's just a fact.
367
00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:09,018
No, Sue, the fact is you've
never given other students
368
00:17:09,019 --> 00:17:11,409
The fair shake that they deserve.
369
00:17:12,122 --> 00:17:13,356
I'm asking you to try it.
370
00:17:13,357 --> 00:17:14,824
What do you have to lose?
371
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:18,215
Maybe somebody at this
school will surprise you.
372
00:17:19,363 --> 00:17:19,943
Cupcake?
373
00:17:23,734 --> 00:17:25,902
These cupcakes suck. That's
why we're not selling any.
374
00:17:25,903 --> 00:17:28,204
It's not about the
cupcakes. It's about us.
375
00:17:28,205 --> 00:17:30,339
Nobody wants to buy from losers.
376
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:33,130
We're in glee club and in wheelchairs.
377
00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:34,553
She has a point.
378
00:17:34,611 --> 00:17:35,845
Six months ago I could've sold
379
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:38,286
50 of these things on fear alone.
380
00:17:39,049 --> 00:17:41,369
Oh, my god. What is she doing?!
381
00:17:41,552 --> 00:17:44,020
I actually think
they're kind of friends.
382
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:46,522
Brittany is always cheating off
her test papers in math class.
383
00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:47,503
See, so many?
384
00:17:49,159 --> 00:17:50,593
And look how pretty they are, Becky.
385
00:17:52,229 --> 00:17:54,163
Brittany, you're supposed
to be in your wheelchair.
386
00:17:54,164 --> 00:17:54,964
I lost it.
387
00:17:55,732 --> 00:17:57,302
Are you a cheerleader?
388
00:17:57,734 --> 00:17:58,764
It's so cool.
389
00:17:59,069 --> 00:18:00,369
So is buying a cupcake.
390
00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:01,437
That's really cool.
391
00:18:01,438 --> 00:18:03,458
But I don't have any money.
392
00:18:03,507 --> 00:18:05,417
That's okay, I have some.
393
00:18:13,117 --> 00:18:13,637
Thanks.
394
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:18,200
So, how much do we have now?
395
00:18:18,622 --> 00:18:22,024
Well, with this one dollar,
we have... One dollar.
396
00:18:22,025 --> 00:18:23,365
This is ridiculous.
397
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:26,195
Well, maybe if we put a
jelly bean or something
398
00:18:26,196 --> 00:18:28,464
On top we'd sell more.
Are you an idiot?!
399
00:18:28,465 --> 00:18:31,200
How am I supposed to trust
you to take care of our baby
400
00:18:31,201 --> 00:18:33,870
When you can't even figure
out how to sell a damn cupcake?
401
00:18:33,871 --> 00:18:35,738
Stop attacking me. I'm sick of it.
402
00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:36,539
Get a job.
403
00:18:36,607 --> 00:18:37,467
I'm trying!
404
00:18:48,619 --> 00:18:50,653
I don't know what I'm
supposed to be doing here.
405
00:18:50,654 --> 00:18:53,289
You just call a name,
they come in and try out.
406
00:18:53,290 --> 00:18:55,124
Just give them a chance
to express themselves.
407
00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:56,792
I'm about to projectile express myself
408
00:18:56,793 --> 00:18:58,427
All over your hush puppies.
409
00:18:58,428 --> 00:18:59,768
McKinley, hey, hey.
410
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:03,547
No.
411
00:19:09,506 --> 00:19:09,786
No.
412
00:19:12,309 --> 00:19:14,339
You're not serious, are you?
413
00:19:15,979 --> 00:19:17,949
Tell me you're not serious.
414
00:19:19,149 --> 00:19:19,429
No.
415
00:19:20,751 --> 00:19:22,381
No friggin' way, Jacob.
416
00:19:32,029 --> 00:19:32,489
Freak!
417
00:19:35,199 --> 00:19:37,567
Okay, I've been at this for
an hour, that's all I promised.
418
00:19:37,568 --> 00:19:39,735
Sue, there's just one
more person on the list.
419
00:19:39,736 --> 00:19:40,946
Give her a shot.
420
00:19:41,438 --> 00:19:42,428
Becky Johnson!
421
00:19:42,906 --> 00:19:44,136
Jackson. Jackson.
422
00:19:47,744 --> 00:19:48,724
Be nice, Sue.
423
00:19:50,013 --> 00:19:53,082
I heard that you're doing
a routine with jump ropes.
424
00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:55,743
I wanted to show you what I can do.
425
00:20:07,064 --> 00:20:10,084
Becky, I'm going to
stop you right there.
426
00:20:10,801 --> 00:20:11,601
You're in.
427
00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:14,804
Be at practice tomorrow at 4:00 p. M.
428
00:20:14,805 --> 00:20:15,865
Congratulations.
429
00:20:20,978 --> 00:20:22,678
What are you up to, sue?
430
00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:24,413
I'm just following orders, Will.
431
00:20:24,414 --> 00:20:25,648
I'm doing what I was told.
432
00:20:25,649 --> 00:20:28,251
And I found myself a brand-new cheerio.
433
00:20:28,252 --> 00:20:29,932
You're up to something.
434
00:20:30,887 --> 00:20:32,617
I don't like this, sue!
435
00:20:36,827 --> 00:20:39,317
I'm just saying, she has a point.
436
00:20:39,396 --> 00:20:41,163
You are kind of an idiot.
437
00:20:41,164 --> 00:20:42,465
Nice support, dude.
438
00:20:42,466 --> 00:20:43,933
Whatever happened to bros before hos?
439
00:20:43,934 --> 00:20:45,568
You've got a baby on the way, bro.
440
00:20:45,569 --> 00:20:47,103
And you haven't done
spit to take care of it.
441
00:20:47,104 --> 00:20:48,704
Like you'd do any different?
442
00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:50,072
Damn straight. How?
443
00:20:50,073 --> 00:20:51,233
Nobody's hiring.
444
00:20:51,341 --> 00:20:53,371
Sell your Xbox, rob a bank,
445
00:20:53,910 --> 00:20:57,580
Go all Robin Hood on this
joint, whatever it takes.
446
00:20:57,581 --> 00:20:59,251
All I ever hear is you
447
00:20:59,449 --> 00:21:01,617
Whining and crying about
how hard this is on you.
448
00:21:01,618 --> 00:21:02,718
What about her?
449
00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:04,353
Dude, you are so out of line!
450
00:21:04,354 --> 00:21:05,788
You don't know what I'm dealing with!
451
00:21:05,789 --> 00:21:07,757
All I know is that you're a punk
452
00:21:07,758 --> 00:21:09,458
Who doesn't deserve to have
Quinn as his girlfriend.
453
00:21:09,459 --> 00:21:10,549
You're a punk!
454
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:23,272
Hey, hey, break it up!
455
00:21:23,273 --> 00:21:24,193
Break it up!
456
00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:25,204
Come on!
457
00:21:26,109 --> 00:21:27,209
Hey! He started it.
458
00:21:27,210 --> 00:21:28,240
I don't care!
459
00:21:28,545 --> 00:21:29,005
Now...
460
00:21:30,447 --> 00:21:32,597
You-you guys are best friends.
461
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,993
What the hell is going on?
462
00:21:35,719 --> 00:21:38,688
I'm just really stressed
about the bake sale.
463
00:21:38,689 --> 00:21:40,549
I really like Artie, okay?
464
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:44,050
You okay?
465
00:21:49,916 --> 00:21:52,618
The key to a double turn
is to just go for it.
466
00:21:52,619 --> 00:21:55,020
You push with the right wheel
and pull as hard as you can
467
00:21:55,021 --> 00:21:57,389
With the left, and find a
spot on the wall to spot you,
468
00:21:57,390 --> 00:21:59,120
So you don't get dizzy.
469
00:22:04,898 --> 00:22:07,266
Okay, guys, take five, all right?
470
00:22:07,267 --> 00:22:09,935
Oh, remember to show
up early on Thursday.
471
00:22:09,936 --> 00:22:11,403
It's Rachel versus Kurt
472
00:22:11,404 --> 00:22:12,674
For the big solo.
473
00:22:16,476 --> 00:22:17,056
Careful.
474
00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:18,991
Respect the chair.
475
00:22:24,785 --> 00:22:26,385
I really admire you, Artie.
476
00:22:26,386 --> 00:22:29,116
I had no idea how difficult this was.
477
00:22:29,956 --> 00:22:31,624
It's just like you with your stutter.
478
00:22:31,625 --> 00:22:34,535
You don't really notice it after awhile.
479
00:22:35,929 --> 00:22:37,719
Ho-ho-how
did it happen?
480
00:22:38,632 --> 00:22:40,422
You don't talk about it.
481
00:22:40,634 --> 00:22:43,968
My mom and I got in a
really bad car accident
482
00:22:43,969 --> 00:22:45,239
When I was eight.
483
00:22:45,437 --> 00:22:49,073
And she was fine, but I've
been in the chair ever since.
484
00:22:49,074 --> 00:22:51,094
But I want to be very clear
485
00:22:52,211 --> 00:22:54,701
I still have the use of my penis.
486
00:23:23,442 --> 00:23:24,832
Excuse me a second.
487
00:23:39,358 --> 00:23:40,792
Hummel tire and lube.
488
00:23:40,793 --> 00:23:42,123
Yeah. Who is this?
489
00:23:45,097 --> 00:23:46,417
Your son's a fag.
490
00:23:54,573 --> 00:23:55,263
Hey, dad.
491
00:23:56,642 --> 00:23:58,576
What the hell is wrong
with this machine?
492
00:23:58,577 --> 00:24:00,345
I hit it, the high "f. "
493
00:24:00,346 --> 00:24:02,413
The magical note I need
for "Defying Gravity. "
494
00:24:02,414 --> 00:24:03,154
I hit it.
495
00:24:03,415 --> 00:24:04,682
It means I'm going to win.
496
00:24:04,683 --> 00:24:05,850
That's great. Good for you.
497
00:24:05,851 --> 00:24:07,552
Just how long till the
damn coffee's ready?
498
00:24:07,553 --> 00:24:08,763
What's going on?
499
00:24:10,089 --> 00:24:11,990
I got a phone call this morning.
500
00:24:11,991 --> 00:24:13,331
The anonymous kind.
501
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:17,228
It was some dude telling
me my son was a fag.
502
00:24:18,831 --> 00:24:20,265
Well, that's not a big deal.
503
00:24:20,266 --> 00:24:21,799
I get that all the time.
504
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:23,180
Yeah, but I don't.
505
00:24:23,736 --> 00:24:25,186
Now look, Kurt, I...
506
00:24:25,304 --> 00:24:27,939
I try to do right by you
- you know, open some doors.
507
00:24:27,940 --> 00:24:29,807
What father wouldn't
do that for his kid?
508
00:24:29,808 --> 00:24:31,476
And I know it's good for you
509
00:24:31,477 --> 00:24:34,646
To be out there with
all this glee club stuff.
510
00:24:34,647 --> 00:24:37,597
I just... I don't want you to get hurt.
511
00:24:38,550 --> 00:24:41,970
So you don't want me to
audition for the solo?
512
00:24:42,554 --> 00:24:44,188
No, no, let me be clear, all right?
513
00:24:44,189 --> 00:24:46,357
No one pushes the Hummel’s around.
514
00:24:46,358 --> 00:24:48,578
Especially cowards on the phone.
515
00:24:52,364 --> 00:24:55,733
Sometimes I just... I wish your
mom was still around, you know?
516
00:24:55,734 --> 00:24:56,774
She was better
517
00:24:58,270 --> 00:25:02,120
At handling this kind of
thing, you know, handling me.
518
00:25:04,510 --> 00:25:06,200
Well, congrats on, uh...
519
00:25:07,179 --> 00:25:09,981
You know, the cool "A" or the high "C"
520
00:25:09,982 --> 00:25:11,082
Or whatever. High "F".
521
00:25:20,693 --> 00:25:23,461
There's your problem. You
just had a bad push rim.
522
00:25:23,462 --> 00:25:24,382
Good as new.
523
00:25:25,531 --> 00:25:26,461
Thanks, Finn.
524
00:25:27,399 --> 00:25:30,759
You're the only one
who's willing to help me.
525
00:25:31,170 --> 00:25:33,538
I'm really nervous about
the diva-off tomorrow.
526
00:25:33,539 --> 00:25:34,279
Don't be.
527
00:25:34,673 --> 00:25:36,975
I don't want to win out of charity.
528
00:25:36,976 --> 00:25:39,844
I want to win the solo because
it's right for the club.
529
00:25:39,845 --> 00:25:41,612
I really think that
the judges at sectionals
530
00:25:41,613 --> 00:25:43,247
Will find a female version
of "Defying Gravity"
531
00:25:43,248 --> 00:25:44,708
Much more accessible.
532
00:25:45,250 --> 00:25:48,320
But I don't think
that's going to happen.
533
00:25:49,621 --> 00:25:51,531
People just don't like me.
534
00:25:52,157 --> 00:25:54,887
Yeah, you might want to work on that.
535
00:25:56,495 --> 00:25:57,645
But I like you.
536
00:26:00,833 --> 00:26:01,866
We need to talk.
537
00:26:01,867 --> 00:26:03,701
I'll get out of your way.
538
00:26:03,702 --> 00:26:05,103
No, you stay. I need a witness.
539
00:26:05,104 --> 00:26:06,471
Do you know what this is?
540
00:26:06,472 --> 00:26:07,939
Oh, it's just a past due notice.
541
00:26:07,940 --> 00:26:09,440
My mom gets them all the time.
542
00:26:09,441 --> 00:26:12,043
Right, but if this sonogram
bill doesn't get paid,
543
00:26:12,044 --> 00:26:14,312
It's not your phone that's
going to get cut off.
544
00:26:14,313 --> 00:26:15,873
You will get cut off.
545
00:26:16,148 --> 00:26:17,982
You need to help me with this, Finn.
546
00:26:17,983 --> 00:26:21,233
Or else we're going to
go our separate ways.
547
00:26:24,390 --> 00:26:25,310
I'm screwed.
548
00:26:26,458 --> 00:26:27,568
Not necessarily.
549
00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:39,434
I know, I know, I know, I know.
550
00:26:39,435 --> 00:26:41,303
Hey. Hey, guys. Hey,
guys, this is amazing.
551
00:26:41,304 --> 00:26:41,584
Hi.
552
00:26:42,605 --> 00:26:44,973
Puck found his nana Connie’s old recipe.
553
00:26:44,974 --> 00:26:46,608
They're addictive. Do you want one?
554
00:26:46,609 --> 00:26:47,709
No, no, thanks.
555
00:26:47,944 --> 00:26:49,911
Don't want to take one
away from a paying customer.
556
00:26:49,912 --> 00:26:51,012
Yeah, no, sure.
557
00:26:51,748 --> 00:26:52,748
Hey, nice work, buddy.
558
00:26:52,749 --> 00:26:54,079
These are so good.
559
00:26:55,752 --> 00:26:58,019
This isn't Nana Connie's old recipe.
560
00:26:58,020 --> 00:26:59,421
She couldn't cook at all.
561
00:26:59,422 --> 00:27:02,057
She was a diabetic, so the
only sweets she had in her house
562
00:27:02,058 --> 00:27:03,218
Was dried fruit.
563
00:27:03,426 --> 00:27:05,494
I knew I had to do something
564
00:27:05,495 --> 00:27:07,329
To help Quinn out with our baby.
565
00:27:07,330 --> 00:27:09,398
I don't know what kind of stuff you need
566
00:27:09,399 --> 00:27:11,033
For a baby that's
still in your stomach-
567
00:27:11,034 --> 00:27:12,768
Bottles, diapers, that
kind of thing, I guess.
568
00:27:12,769 --> 00:27:15,839
But my baby mama was
going to get it all.
569
00:27:17,941 --> 00:27:19,608
To make sure that happened,
570
00:27:19,609 --> 00:27:22,311
I used the two things
I know the most about-
571
00:27:22,312 --> 00:27:23,472
Lying and crime.
572
00:27:24,180 --> 00:27:26,380
Is there a lot of pain, Noah?
573
00:27:26,449 --> 00:27:29,485
The doctor said the shark
fractured my spinal cord.
574
00:27:29,486 --> 00:27:31,854
This is why I don't go to the aquarium.
575
00:27:31,855 --> 00:27:34,490
I'm going to give you
as much as you want,
576
00:27:34,491 --> 00:27:36,171
20 cents on the dollar.
577
00:27:36,893 --> 00:27:39,595
I don't put in enough
to get you hallucinating,
578
00:27:39,596 --> 00:27:42,097
Just enough to give you a
wicked case of the munchies.
579
00:27:42,098 --> 00:27:44,934
That's why they keep
coming back for more.
580
00:27:44,935 --> 00:27:47,765
See, I told you I'd make a great dad.
581
00:27:48,972 --> 00:27:49,492
Faster.
582
00:27:50,974 --> 00:27:51,494
Harder.
583
00:27:53,910 --> 00:27:55,010
Those better be
584
00:27:55,178 --> 00:27:56,628
Tears of joy, Becky.
585
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:58,190
Faster! Harder!
586
00:27:59,649 --> 00:28:00,459
Okay, stop.
587
00:28:00,917 --> 00:28:02,607
Becky, this is terrible.
588
00:28:04,654 --> 00:28:05,754
I tried, coach.
589
00:28:05,789 --> 00:28:07,239
This is really hard.
590
00:28:07,357 --> 00:28:08,590
You think this is hard?
591
00:28:08,591 --> 00:28:09,959
Try auditioning for Baywatch
592
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,094
And being told that they're
going in another direction.
593
00:28:12,095 --> 00:28:13,135
That was hard.
594
00:28:13,563 --> 00:28:14,596
Hit the showers.
595
00:28:14,597 --> 00:28:15,587
Thanks, coach.
596
00:28:24,541 --> 00:28:24,821
Hi.
597
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,114
Sue, you are unbelievable.
598
00:28:32,115 --> 00:28:34,145
And you are a terrible spy.
599
00:28:34,351 --> 00:28:36,752
You might try breathing
through your nose sometime.
600
00:28:36,753 --> 00:28:37,953
If you were a sniper,
601
00:28:37,954 --> 00:28:39,621
I would have already
radioed in your coordinates.
602
00:28:39,622 --> 00:28:41,023
Just like in the Falklands.
603
00:28:41,024 --> 00:28:42,624
I'm not going to let
you bully that girl, Sue.
604
00:28:42,625 --> 00:28:44,226
Oh, I bully everybody, will.
605
00:28:44,227 --> 00:28:45,594
It's the way I roll.
606
00:28:45,595 --> 00:28:46,628
Yeah, but this is different.
607
00:28:46,629 --> 00:28:48,197
She's not like everybody else.
608
00:28:48,198 --> 00:28:50,466
I want you to listen to
what you just said, William.
609
00:28:50,467 --> 00:28:52,067
You're asking me to treat
this girl differently
610
00:28:52,068 --> 00:28:53,068
Because she has a disability.
611
00:28:53,069 --> 00:28:54,370
When actually, it seems to me,
612
00:28:54,371 --> 00:28:56,271
She just wants to be
treated like everybody else.
613
00:28:56,272 --> 00:28:57,406
Why are you doing this?
614
00:28:57,407 --> 00:28:58,797
Because I know you.
615
00:28:59,109 --> 00:29:00,376
And you're up to something.
616
00:29:00,377 --> 00:29:03,337
You don't know the first thing about me.
617
00:29:14,057 --> 00:29:14,807
Good luck.
618
00:29:16,459 --> 00:29:17,959
I'm rooting for you.
619
00:29:22,065 --> 00:29:24,795
All right, welcome to the glee club's
620
00:29:26,036 --> 00:29:27,726
First official diva-off.
621
00:29:28,730 --> 00:29:30,820
Let's get this party started.
622
00:29:42,803 --> 00:29:45,023
something has changed within me
623
00:29:45,359 --> 00:29:47,159
something is not the same
624
00:29:48,498 --> 00:29:51,228
I'm through with playing by the rules
625
00:29:52,554 --> 00:29:54,174
of someone else's game
626
00:29:54,992 --> 00:29:56,972
too late for second-guessing
627
00:29:58,195 --> 00:30:00,335
too late to go back to sleep
628
00:30:01,098 --> 00:30:03,418
it's time to trust my instincts
629
00:30:04,535 --> 00:30:06,335
close my eyes and leap...
630
00:30:07,938 --> 00:30:10,318
it's time to try defying gravity
631
00:30:14,077 --> 00:30:16,637
I think I'll try defying gravity...
632
00:30:20,551 --> 00:30:23,281
kiss me good-bye, I'm defying gravity
633
00:30:26,156 --> 00:30:28,176
and you won't bring me down
634
00:30:34,331 --> 00:30:36,311
I'm through accepting limits
635
00:30:37,634 --> 00:30:40,024
'cause someone says they're so...
636
00:30:41,638 --> 00:30:43,306
some things I cannot change
637
00:30:43,307 --> 00:30:45,797
but till I try I'll never know...
638
00:30:46,944 --> 00:30:49,084
too long I've been afraid of
639
00:30:49,947 --> 00:30:52,267
losing love I guess I'd lost...
640
00:30:53,317 --> 00:30:57,497
well, if that's love, it comes
at much too high a cost...
641
00:30:59,723 --> 00:31:02,113
I'd sooner buy defying gravity...
642
00:31:05,796 --> 00:31:08,706
kiss me good-bye,
I'm defying gravity...
643
00:31:12,235 --> 00:31:14,615
I think I'll try defying gravity
644
00:31:18,208 --> 00:31:20,228
and you won't bring me down
645
00:31:22,045 --> 00:31:24,435
I'd sooner buy defying gravity...
646
00:31:28,185 --> 00:31:31,095
kiss me good-bye,
I'm defying gravity...
647
00:31:34,358 --> 00:31:36,738
I think I'll try defying gravity
648
00:31:40,697 --> 00:31:42,957
and you won't bring me down...
649
00:31:44,635 --> 00:31:45,615
bring me down
650
00:32:01,451 --> 00:32:03,251
Good job, Kurt. Good job.
651
00:32:08,865 --> 00:32:09,845
Hey, wait up.
652
00:32:10,867 --> 00:32:13,001
I cracked open the piggy bank.
653
00:32:13,002 --> 00:32:14,032
It's for you.
654
00:32:14,170 --> 00:32:15,337
Well, it's for it.
655
00:32:15,338 --> 00:32:16,308
It is a she.
656
00:32:17,607 --> 00:32:18,007
Cool.
657
00:32:20,443 --> 00:32:21,877
I told you I wasn't a deadbeat.
658
00:32:21,878 --> 00:32:24,738
Look, Puck, this is really sweet, but...
659
00:32:24,881 --> 00:32:26,031
I can get more.
660
00:32:27,917 --> 00:32:30,537
People call me a screw-up because...
661
00:32:30,820 --> 00:32:34,370
I think school's for
suckers, but I got ambition.
662
00:32:35,291 --> 00:32:36,692
I can get us a house.
663
00:32:36,693 --> 00:32:37,503
Some stuff.
664
00:32:37,860 --> 00:32:38,560
Furniture.
665
00:32:39,796 --> 00:32:41,356
We could be a family.
666
00:32:42,665 --> 00:32:44,465
Finn is your best friend.
667
00:32:45,201 --> 00:32:46,702
He'd be pissed for a while.
668
00:32:46,703 --> 00:32:48,570
But then he'd realize he doesn't
have to deal with all this.
669
00:32:48,571 --> 00:32:50,471
He'd bake me a damn cake.
670
00:32:51,708 --> 00:32:53,976
You stole from the cupcake fund.
671
00:32:53,977 --> 00:32:55,007
No, I didn't.
672
00:32:57,580 --> 00:32:58,500
Fine, I did.
673
00:32:58,915 --> 00:33:00,775
I made all those cupcakes.
674
00:33:01,217 --> 00:33:02,484
I'm all about being a team player,
675
00:33:02,485 --> 00:33:04,345
But my family comes first.
676
00:33:05,755 --> 00:33:06,495
I get it.
677
00:33:07,056 --> 00:33:08,146
And I'm sorry.
678
00:33:10,627 --> 00:33:13,295
I should have never
called you a lima loser.
679
00:33:13,296 --> 00:33:14,156
You're not.
680
00:33:15,064 --> 00:33:17,214
You're special and a romantic
681
00:33:19,802 --> 00:33:21,542
And a good enough person
682
00:33:21,771 --> 00:33:24,640
To realize that we are
not going to take money
683
00:33:24,641 --> 00:33:26,851
From a friend in a wheelchair.
684
00:33:32,982 --> 00:33:33,382
Here
685
00:33:34,917 --> 00:33:35,837
What's this?
686
00:33:36,352 --> 00:33:37,322
I got a job.
687
00:33:38,021 --> 00:33:38,771
Excuse me.
688
00:33:40,590 --> 00:33:42,257
Are you the manager? Yes.
689
00:33:42,258 --> 00:33:43,859
You need to hire my friend Finn.
690
00:33:43,860 --> 00:33:46,561
He is clearly handi-capable
and refusing to hire him
691
00:33:46,562 --> 00:33:47,521
Could be seen as discrimination.
692
00:33:47,522 --> 00:33:50,265
My dads are gay and unless
you want the full force
693
00:33:50,266 --> 00:33:52,901
Of the American Civil Liberties
Union coming down on you,
694
00:33:52,902 --> 00:33:54,582
I'd work something out.
695
00:33:55,868 --> 00:33:57,019
I'm going to need to
stay in my wheelchair
696
00:33:57,020 --> 00:33:58,832
As long as I'm working there,
697
00:33:58,833 --> 00:34:00,913
But screw it, it's worth it.
698
00:34:01,745 --> 00:34:04,355
Can I give you a lift to rehearsal?
699
00:34:15,616 --> 00:34:17,401
1200$. That's enough for the show bus
700
00:34:17,402 --> 00:34:19,822
And two cases of Natty
Light for the ride home.
701
00:34:19,823 --> 00:34:21,273
Oh, dream on, buddy.
702
00:34:25,162 --> 00:34:27,182
I'm very proud of you guys.
703
00:34:29,633 --> 00:34:30,213
Artie...
704
00:34:31,969 --> 00:34:35,671
Why don't you bring this to
principal Figgins yourself?
705
00:34:35,672 --> 00:34:37,422
All right, Artie! Artie!
706
00:34:39,910 --> 00:34:41,300
What's wrong, dude?
707
00:34:41,512 --> 00:34:44,013
I really appreciate
what you guys did for me,
708
00:34:44,014 --> 00:34:46,682
But I'm not the only kid in
a wheelchair at this school.
709
00:34:46,683 --> 00:34:50,403
And I'm sure there will
be others after I graduate.
710
00:34:51,088 --> 00:34:53,022
And I know how important
it is for all of us to go
711
00:34:53,023 --> 00:34:54,603
To sectionals together,
712
00:34:54,825 --> 00:34:57,360
But I think I'd rather
just get a ride from my dad
713
00:34:57,361 --> 00:35:01,211
And use this for a handicapped
ramp in the auditorium.
714
00:35:02,366 --> 00:35:03,416
Any objections?
715
00:35:04,234 --> 00:35:07,844
Well, sure beats having
to carry him in every day.
716
00:35:12,242 --> 00:35:14,562
You think she has a brain tumor?
717
00:35:14,611 --> 00:35:16,045
That can cause erratic behavior.
718
00:35:16,046 --> 00:35:18,981
All I know is that she
walked in unannounced
719
00:35:18,982 --> 00:35:23,062
And she wrote me a check for
three new handicapped ramps.
720
00:35:23,086 --> 00:35:24,636
I just don't get it.
721
00:35:24,888 --> 00:35:27,857
I mean, first putting
Becky in cheerios, now this.
722
00:35:27,858 --> 00:35:29,188
What is her angle?
723
00:35:29,393 --> 00:35:30,313
Why ask why?
724
00:35:30,861 --> 00:35:35,111
Just enjoy the fact that you're
getting your bus after all.
725
00:35:38,802 --> 00:35:40,269
How's she doing? Great.
726
00:35:40,270 --> 00:35:41,660
She asks about you.
727
00:35:42,172 --> 00:35:43,940
She's been watching you on TV.
728
00:35:43,941 --> 00:35:46,108
I need to get here more often.
729
00:35:46,109 --> 00:35:47,849
Oh, you get here plenty.
730
00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:49,980
Jean?
731
00:35:50,948 --> 00:35:52,648
Your little sister's here to see you.
732
00:35:52,649 --> 00:35:54,449
Hey, sue! Hi. Hi, honey!
733
00:35:54,551 --> 00:35:56,001
My sister is famous.
734
00:35:56,253 --> 00:35:57,520
You got that right.
735
00:35:57,521 --> 00:35:59,261
I got something for you.
736
00:35:59,523 --> 00:36:00,443
What's this?
737
00:36:01,925 --> 00:36:03,895
Wow! A pom-pom! Thank you.
738
00:36:04,328 --> 00:36:05,394
That's for you.
739
00:36:05,395 --> 00:36:06,796
What do you feel like doing today?
740
00:36:06,797 --> 00:36:08,127
Can we read today?
741
00:36:08,398 --> 00:36:09,432
Look what I have!
742
00:36:09,433 --> 00:36:10,833
Little Red Riding Hood!
743
00:36:10,834 --> 00:36:12,644
Right. Your favorite book.
744
00:36:12,669 --> 00:36:14,170
Want to start at the beginning?
745
00:36:14,171 --> 00:36:15,331
Yes. All right.
746
00:36:15,939 --> 00:36:16,689
You ready?
747
00:36:17,140 --> 00:36:17,600
Ready.
748
00:36:27,551 --> 00:36:28,881
"once upon a time,
749
00:36:31,088 --> 00:36:34,557
"there was a little girl
who lived in the forest.
750
00:36:34,558 --> 00:36:37,358
"whenever she went out, the little girl
751
00:36:37,828 --> 00:36:39,628
"wore a red riding cloak,
752
00:36:39,963 --> 00:36:41,530
"so everyone in the village
753
00:36:41,531 --> 00:36:44,101
Called her little red riding hood. "
754
00:36:44,735 --> 00:36:45,725
Right? Right.
755
00:36:48,872 --> 00:36:49,442
Oh, no!
756
00:36:50,507 --> 00:36:52,008
Oh, you're so much faster!
757
00:36:52,009 --> 00:36:53,389
You can't keep up?
758
00:36:54,077 --> 00:36:56,327
I can't. This is so hard. No.
759
00:36:57,047 --> 00:36:58,017
No
f-f-fair!
760
00:36:59,316 --> 00:37:00,650
You have eight years of practice!
761
00:37:00,651 --> 00:37:03,753
Excelling at wheelchair races
is about my only advantage.
762
00:37:03,754 --> 00:37:05,121
It's like your stutter.
763
00:37:05,122 --> 00:37:07,382
It's mostly just a big hassle.
764
00:37:08,859 --> 00:37:11,179
This has been a really fun date.
765
00:37:12,963 --> 00:37:15,683
But I want to get out of this chair.
766
00:37:15,732 --> 00:37:16,072
Why?
767
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:18,520
So I can do this.
768
00:37:34,384 --> 00:37:36,474
I have to tell you something.
769
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,420
I've been faking it.
770
00:37:40,090 --> 00:37:40,960
Faking what?
771
00:37:41,925 --> 00:37:43,655
I don't have a stutter.
772
00:37:44,178 --> 00:37:46,947
I pretended to have one in sixth grade
773
00:37:46,948 --> 00:37:49,049
Because I didn't want to give a speech
774
00:37:49,050 --> 00:37:50,920
On the Missouri compromise.
775
00:37:51,752 --> 00:37:53,022
I was really shy,
776
00:37:53,988 --> 00:37:56,590
And it made people think I was weird,
777
00:37:56,591 --> 00:37:58,211
So they left me alone.
778
00:37:58,526 --> 00:38:02,476
And it wasn't until I joined
glee club that I realized
779
00:38:02,563 --> 00:38:04,243
How much I was missing.
780
00:38:06,100 --> 00:38:09,169
And I don't want to
push people away anymore.
781
00:38:09,170 --> 00:38:11,238
You understand what
that's like, don't you?
782
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:12,209
No, I don't.
783
00:38:15,409 --> 00:38:17,244
I would never try to push people away
784
00:38:17,245 --> 00:38:20,905
'cause being in a chair
kind of does that for you.
785
00:38:20,948 --> 00:38:24,748
I thought we had something
really important in common.
786
00:38:27,121 --> 00:38:28,801
Wait, Artie. I'm sorry.
787
00:38:30,558 --> 00:38:31,358
I am, too.
788
00:38:32,260 --> 00:38:34,227
I'm sorry now you get to be normal
789
00:38:34,228 --> 00:38:37,364
And I'm going to be stuck in
this chair the rest of my life.
790
00:38:37,365 --> 00:38:40,035
And that's not something I can fake.
791
00:38:48,152 --> 00:38:48,842
Hey, dad.
792
00:38:49,056 --> 00:38:50,158
What are you doing?
793
00:38:50,159 --> 00:38:51,827
I'm making biscuits. What
does it look like I'm doing?
794
00:38:51,828 --> 00:38:53,448
How did the tryout go?
795
00:38:53,997 --> 00:38:56,147
They gave the part to Rachel.
796
00:38:56,466 --> 00:38:58,067
I knew they were going to rig it.
797
00:38:58,068 --> 00:39:01,137
I'm going down to that school
and I'm talking to Schuester.
798
00:39:01,138 --> 00:39:02,348
I blew the note.
799
00:39:04,274 --> 00:39:05,544
I wanted to lose.
800
00:39:06,076 --> 00:39:08,110
Kurt, I stuck my neck out for you,
801
00:39:08,111 --> 00:39:10,661
And you go and you throw the game?
802
00:39:13,784 --> 00:39:17,024
Dad, I've known who I
was since I was five.
803
00:39:19,089 --> 00:39:19,839
I adapted.
804
00:39:21,191 --> 00:39:22,758
Being different made me stronger.
805
00:39:22,759 --> 00:39:24,627
And at the end of the day,
806
00:39:24,628 --> 00:39:28,328
It's what's going to get
me out of this cow town.
807
00:39:28,432 --> 00:39:29,865
You never had to do that.
808
00:39:29,866 --> 00:39:32,016
I can handle myself just fine.
809
00:39:32,035 --> 00:39:33,125
No, you can't.
810
00:39:33,804 --> 00:39:34,904
Not about this.
811
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,475
That phone call yesterday
was just the beginning.
812
00:39:39,476 --> 00:39:41,911
Especially if I get up in
front of a thousand people
813
00:39:41,912 --> 00:39:43,582
To sing a girl's song.
814
00:39:44,715 --> 00:39:47,965
When I saw you right
after you got the call,
815
00:39:49,486 --> 00:39:50,986
And you were so hurt
816
00:39:52,155 --> 00:39:53,255
And so upset...
817
00:39:58,562 --> 00:40:00,072
...It just killed me.
818
00:40:02,165 --> 00:40:05,695
I'm not saying I'm going
to hide in the closet.
819
00:40:06,203 --> 00:40:08,263
I'm-I'm proud of who I am.
820
00:40:10,474 --> 00:40:15,054
I'm just saying that I love you
more than I love being a star.
821
00:40:16,980 --> 00:40:18,430
You are your mother.
822
00:40:19,616 --> 00:40:22,526
You know, she was always the strong one.
823
00:40:24,187 --> 00:40:24,877
Look, uh,
824
00:40:25,389 --> 00:40:28,991
You want to help me put a
195 on this bad boy, huh?
825
00:40:28,992 --> 00:40:31,294
Let me change into my coveralls.
826
00:40:31,295 --> 00:40:33,865
This sweater's an Alexander McQueen.
827
00:40:39,436 --> 00:40:39,956
Rollin'
828
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:45,290
Rollin' on the river
829
00:40:46,176 --> 00:40:48,086
This one's for you, Artie!
830
00:40:48,578 --> 00:40:51,878
left a good job in the
city down in the city
831
00:40:52,916 --> 00:40:55,766
working for the man every night and day
832
00:40:56,053 --> 00:40:57,263
and I never lost
833
00:40:58,922 --> 00:41:00,492
one minute of sleeping
834
00:41:01,525 --> 00:41:05,528
I was worrying about the way
that things might have been
835
00:41:05,529 --> 00:41:07,329
big wheel keep on turning
836
00:41:09,232 --> 00:41:11,792
ooh, the proud Mary keep on burning
837
00:41:14,738 --> 00:41:16,598
and we're rolling Rollin'
838
00:41:17,140 --> 00:41:18,660
Rollin', yeah Rollin'
839
00:41:19,109 --> 00:41:20,559
Rollin' on the river
840
00:41:21,478 --> 00:41:22,988
Rollin' on the river
841
00:41:31,621 --> 00:41:34,101
so I left a good job in the city
842
00:41:34,257 --> 00:41:37,107
working for the man every night and day
843
00:41:37,260 --> 00:41:39,895
and I never lost one minute of sleeping
844
00:41:39,896 --> 00:41:42,498
worried about the way
things might have been
845
00:41:42,499 --> 00:41:44,299
big wheel keep on turnin'
846
00:41:44,468 --> 00:41:44,988
turnin'
847
00:41:45,969 --> 00:41:47,570
proud Mary keep on burnin'
848
00:41:47,571 --> 00:41:48,681
burnin' Rollin'
849
00:42:14,264 --> 00:42:16,464
if you come down to the river
850
00:42:17,033 --> 00:42:19,168
bet you gonna find some people who live
851
00:42:19,169 --> 00:42:22,438
you don't have to worry
if you have no money
852
00:42:22,439 --> 00:42:25,107
people on the river are happy to give
853
00:42:25,108 --> 00:42:27,318
big wheel keep on turnin' yeah
854
00:42:27,844 --> 00:42:30,279
proud Mary keep on burnin' burnin'
855
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:31,860
Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
856
00:42:32,182 --> 00:42:34,222
Rollin' Rollin' on the river
857
00:42:34,518 --> 00:42:35,968
Rollin' on the river
858
00:42:36,219 --> 00:42:37,329
Rollin' Rollin'
859
00:42:37,521 --> 00:42:38,451
Rollin' yeah
860
00:42:39,222 --> 00:42:40,356
Rollin' on the river
861
00:42:40,357 --> 00:42:41,624
Rollin' on the river
862
00:42:42,305 --> 00:42:48,319
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