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Here's what you missed last
week: Quinn's pregnant,
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and Puck's the father, but
everybody thinks it's Finn.
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You're a punk who doesn't
deserve to have Quinn
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as his girlfriend.
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Except for Quinn's parents,
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who don't know anything...
at all.
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They just know she's
in the Celibacy Club.
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Well, call the Vatican!
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We got ourselves another
immaculate conception.
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And that's what you missed
on...
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~~ Glee ~~
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(school bell ringing)
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Ballad.
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From Middle English, balade.
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Who knows what
this word means?
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It's a male duck.
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Kurt.
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A ballad is a love song.
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Sometimes, but they don't
always express love.
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Ballads are stories
set to music--
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which is why they're
the perfect storm
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of self-expression.
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Stories and music are the way
we express feelings
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that we can't get out
any other way.
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Okay, now,
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sectionals are in a few weeks
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and there's a new rule
this year--
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we have to perform...
a ballad.
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Looks like my
weekly letter
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to the Ohio Show
Choir Committee
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finally paid off!
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Okay. So here's our assignment
for the week:
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I'm going to pair you off,
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and I want you to pick a ballad
to sing to your partner.
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Look them right in the eye,
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find the emotion
you want to express,
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and make them feel it.
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I pick Quinn.
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No, no, no.
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Too easy.
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Your partners will
be chosen by fate.
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ALL: Ooh!
Ooh, yeah.
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I put all your names
in this hat.
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Whoever you choose
is your partner.
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(whispering):
I bet the duck's
in the hat.
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SANTANA:
But Matt's out
sick today.
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He had to go to
the hospital,
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'cause they found
a spider in his ear.
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Um... I guess I'll just have
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to put my name in the hat
for now.
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Who's up first?
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(drumming with hands)
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Mercedes.
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WILL:
All right.
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Quinn.
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Kurt.
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(laughter)
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Mr. Shue, I don't know if I can
do this with another guy.
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The fates have spoken, Finn.
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Other Asian.
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Brittany.
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(gasps)
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How fitting.
Yay!
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No way.
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Looks like I get you,
Mr. Shue.
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Uh... you know what?
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Maybe we should just wait
until Matt gets back.
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The fates talked,
Mr. Shue.
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(laughter)
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Would you mind clarifying
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what kinds of songs
you want us to sing?
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Why don't you let Mr. Schuester
and I demonstrate.
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Brad, "Endless Love"
in B-flat, please.
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It's my favorite duet.
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I really don't think
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that's an appropriate
song, Rachel.
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Why? It's a great song,
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and it's a perfect ballad.
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Yeah. I really like
that song, Mr. Shue.
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(laughter)
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("Endless Love" intro playing)
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~~ My love... ~~
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KURT: I could totally sing
this song with Finn.
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But screw him if he's thinks
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he's taking the Diana Ross
part from me.
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~~ The only thing
that's right... ~~
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PUCK:
I love the days when
I don't wear underwear.
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~Full Commando~
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~~ My first love... ~~
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FINN:
I never noticed how nice
Rachel's butt is.
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Oh, crap, I think Quinn knows
I'm staring at it.
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~~ You're every breath
that I take ~~
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~~ You're every step I make ~~
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~~ And I ~~
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~~ I ~~
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~~ I want to share ~~
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~~ All my love with you ~~
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~~ No one else will do ~~
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~~ And your eyes ~~
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~~ Your eyes, your eyes ~~
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~~ They tell me
how much you care ~~
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~~ Oh, yeah... ~~
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RACHEL:
Wow.
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I've never noticed this before,
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because he's always trying
to destroy my career,
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but Mr. Shue has really
pretty eyes.
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~~ My endless love... ~~
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And really nice teeth.
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He's obviously invested
in good oral hygiene,
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and that's important to me.
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It shows wonderful self-esteem.
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~~ I'll be that fool ~~
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~~ For you ~~
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~~ I'm sure ~~
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WILL:
I don't like the way
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she's looking at me.
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Oh, I shouldn't have
sung this song to her.
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Crap! She looks crazy
right now.
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I know this look.
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~~ Yes ~~
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~~ You'll be the only one ~~
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~~ Oh ~~
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~~ 'Cause no ~~
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~~ No one can't deny ~~
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~~ This love I have inside ~~
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~~ And I'll give it all to you ~~
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~~ My love ~~
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~~ My love, my love ~~
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BOTH:
~~ My endless love. ~~
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RACHEL:
Okay, this is amazing.
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When I'm singing with him,
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it's like I'm seeing him
for the first time.
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And what I'm seeing is super...
super cute.
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(song ends)
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Okay.
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Something like that.
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(Will clears throat)
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Sweetie,
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I' m so proud of you.
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The Chastity Ball is
so important to your father.
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QUINN:
God, I miss the firm support
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of my polyester
Cheerios uniform!
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The control panel hid
my baby bump perfectly.
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That's odd.
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We had this custom-made
a month ago.
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I had a really big lunch
today at school.
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Really big tacos.
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No worries, sweetie.
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I'll just take it down
to the tailor tomorrow.
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We'll let it out
a little bit.
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The problem here,
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honey, is, you know,
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I just don't think
you've been getting
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enough exercise ever since
you quit the Cheerios.
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Am I right?
Yeah.
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Yeah. That's right.
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I mean, you used to
spend hours
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every day doing
backflips and high kicks,
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and now, I mean, now you
spend all your free time
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sitting on a stool in the dark
singing show tunes.
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Do you know how many calories
you burn singing?
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Hmm?
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Not very many.
RUSSELL:
Judy!
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Glenn Beck is on!
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(gasps)
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Oh! Wait. Hold on.
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Hold on.
(laughing):
He's so...
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Oh, I don't want
to see!
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Daddy, it's not like
we're getting married.
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I don't want-- oh.
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Oh, look at you.
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Speaking of getting married,
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how's that boy
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you've been dating?
Yeah. Yeah.
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He's not, uh, pressuring
you at all, is he?
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No!
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No, he's a gentleman.
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I'm glad to hear that.
Mm-hmm.
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That's why
I'm inviting him over
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for dinner on Sunday.
Oh!
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Wonderful.
Refresher?
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Honey, I don't want you
to lift a finger for me.
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Tsk.
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I'm your wife.
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(chuckles)
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My little lemon drop.
Oh!
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I gotta go catch Glenn.
(clears throat)
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(sighs)
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(school bell ringing)
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Mr. Schuester?
Yeah?
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I just wanted to confirm
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that we're set to
rehearse our ballad
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at 4:00 sharp this afternoon.
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Oh.
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Isn't Matt back yet?
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No, it's just...
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you and me, all week long.
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Great.
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Well... I'll
see you at 4:00.
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Is there something else?
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I just wanted to
give you this.
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Open it.
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Gold stars are kind of
my signature thing.
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I figure every time you wear it,
you can think of me
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and the star you're
helping me become.
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WILL:
It's happening...
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again.
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It always starts
with a novelty gift.
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I mean, you can't blame her,
Will.
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I mean, if we were going to rank
crushworthy teachers
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at this school, you'd be
number one with a bullet.
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Uh... well, I...
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when did, when did this
start with Rachel?
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We sang a duet in Glee Club--
"Endless Love."
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Okay, in hindsight,
that was probably a mistake.
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Yeah.
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I can't handle going
through this again.
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Sorry, going through, um,
going through what again?
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Have I ever told you about...
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Suzy Pepper?
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So the alpacas start there
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and, uh, travel down
towards Guatemala.
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Suzy Pepper wasn't the first
schoolgirl crush,
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but she was the hardest.
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It happened
about two years ago,
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before you were a teacher here.
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Suzy was... unique.
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Mr. Shue, how do you
conjugate the verb...
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to love?
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AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back
Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday
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Peppers.
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So you can wear them
and think of me--
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Suzy Pepper.
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I thought it would burn out
like the others,
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but it only got worse.
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(phone ringing)
(groans)
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Hello?
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(heavy breathing)
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Who is it?
Who died?
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(heavy breathing continues)
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Suzy Pepper?
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You knew it was me just
by the sound of my breath.
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That's so romantic.
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Listen, you little psycho,
this is Will's wife.
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And if I don't get enough sleep,
my anti-depressants won't work,
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and then I'll go crazy
and I'll kill you.
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Terri...
Stop calling!
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(sighs)
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Can't you handle
anything, Will?
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Terri was right--
(school bell ringing)
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or so I thought.
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I decided to be honest
with Suzy,
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face this head-on.
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Okay. How'd that go?
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(over earpiece):
~~ How easy ~~
(crying)
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(thud)
(groans)
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~~ It would be to show me
how you feel ~~
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~~ More than words ~~
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~~ Is all you have to do
to make it real ~~
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~~ Then you wouldn't
have to say ~~
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~~ That you... ~~
263
00:10:16,203 --> 00:10:18,204
It was the world's
hottest pepper.
264
00:10:18,205 --> 00:10:19,238
She had it shipped
265
00:10:19,239 --> 00:10:20,239
from Sinaloa,
Mexico.
Oh, no.
266
00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:21,607
Oh, gosh. What happened to her?
267
00:10:21,608 --> 00:10:23,242
Well, the ambulance arrived
just in time.
268
00:10:23,243 --> 00:10:25,010
The pepper burned holes
in her esophagus.
269
00:10:25,011 --> 00:10:27,980
And she was in a medically
induced coma for three days.
270
00:10:27,981 --> 00:10:30,650
That's why I can't just
tell Rachel to back off.
271
00:10:30,651 --> 00:10:32,685
These girls are too fragile.
272
00:10:32,686 --> 00:10:34,720
Wow. Okay.
273
00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:35,888
How about this?
274
00:10:35,889 --> 00:10:37,423
Why don't you take
your own advice.
275
00:10:37,424 --> 00:10:39,258
Right? Do what you
told the kids to do.
276
00:10:39,259 --> 00:10:40,959
If you're... if you're
feeling awkward
277
00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:42,528
telling Rachel
how you feel,
278
00:10:42,529 --> 00:10:45,263
then why don't you, um,
you know, sing it to her?
279
00:10:45,264 --> 00:10:46,397
Let her down gently.
280
00:10:47,900 --> 00:10:48,732
And don't wear that tie.
281
00:10:48,733 --> 00:10:50,635
~~ Bum bum ~~
282
00:10:50,636 --> 00:10:52,203
~~ Bah bah. ~~
Yeah.
283
00:10:52,204 --> 00:10:56,107
Sing to me everything you feel.
284
00:10:56,108 --> 00:10:59,843
Okay.
285
00:10:59,844 --> 00:11:01,612
Uh...
286
00:11:04,882 --> 00:11:06,116
I can't. I can't.
287
00:11:06,117 --> 00:11:07,384
I can't sing to a dude.
288
00:11:07,385 --> 00:11:08,618
You have to try.
289
00:11:08,619 --> 00:11:09,619
I can't, okay!
290
00:11:09,620 --> 00:11:10,620
I can't!
291
00:11:10,621 --> 00:11:11,922
I'm sick and tired
292
00:11:11,923 --> 00:11:14,591
of people pushing me
to be somebody I'm not.
293
00:11:16,627 --> 00:11:19,363
Your lashing out at me
is fantastically compelling
294
00:11:19,364 --> 00:11:21,331
and inappropriate.
295
00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:24,000
Dude, I'm sorry.
296
00:11:24,001 --> 00:11:25,668
You're really awesome, Kurt.
297
00:11:25,669 --> 00:11:26,936
I...
298
00:11:26,937 --> 00:11:29,239
I'm just under
a load of crap right now.
299
00:11:30,274 --> 00:11:31,441
Girls.
300
00:11:32,550 --> 00:11:33,343
They're your problem.
301
00:11:34,671 --> 00:11:36,012
They're up,
they're down.
302
00:11:36,965 --> 00:11:37,425
Girls.
303
00:11:37,681 --> 00:11:38,882
(sighs)
304
00:11:46,123 --> 00:11:48,425
It's the baby.
305
00:11:49,660 --> 00:11:52,629
She's my daughter, and...
306
00:11:53,808 --> 00:11:54,731
there's so many things
I want to say to her,
307
00:11:54,732 --> 00:11:56,799
and I'm never going
to be able to.
308
00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:00,178
Like what?
309
00:12:01,541 --> 00:12:02,061
Well...
310
00:12:03,408 --> 00:12:04,240
like how I don't
want her to think
311
00:12:04,241 --> 00:12:07,042
that her father
just abandoned her.
312
00:12:07,043 --> 00:12:09,044
How I would do
anything for her.
313
00:12:09,045 --> 00:12:12,514
How, no matter what I do,
I'm always thinking about her.
314
00:12:13,949 --> 00:12:16,484
How I'm going to spend
my whole life loving her,
315
00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:18,520
and she's never even
going to know.
316
00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:22,457
You got to let it out.
317
00:12:27,666 --> 00:12:30,168
How?
318
00:12:30,298 --> 00:12:32,032
By singing.
319
00:12:32,843 --> 00:12:34,301
"I'll Stand By You"
by the Pretenders.
320
00:12:34,302 --> 00:12:35,802
It's in your
wheelhouse,
321
00:12:35,803 --> 00:12:37,670
and I know you know
it from the radio
322
00:12:37,671 --> 00:12:39,172
because it's a classic.
323
00:12:39,173 --> 00:12:40,773
And you do well
with the classics,
324
00:12:40,774 --> 00:12:42,842
especially in the
soft rock mode.
325
00:12:42,843 --> 00:12:45,711
Yeah, I do like
that song, but...
326
00:12:45,712 --> 00:12:48,814
how is it going to make me
feel better again?
327
00:12:48,815 --> 00:12:50,883
By singing it out.
328
00:12:50,884 --> 00:12:53,018
To the audience.
329
00:12:53,019 --> 00:12:54,719
Imagine your
little girl
330
00:12:56,053 --> 00:12:57,621
sitting there.
331
00:12:57,923 --> 00:13:00,658
Thank God I never missed
a piano lesson.
332
00:13:04,829 --> 00:13:06,863
(playing "I'll Stand By You"
intro)
333
00:13:12,970 --> 00:13:15,672
~~ Oh ~~
334
00:13:15,673 --> 00:13:19,008
~~ Why you look so sad? ~~
335
00:13:19,009 --> 00:13:22,777
~~ Tears are in your eyes ~~
336
00:13:22,778 --> 00:13:27,381
~~ Come on and come to me now ~~
337
00:13:27,382 --> 00:13:30,951
~~ When the night falls on you ~~
338
00:13:30,952 --> 00:13:33,920
~~ You don't know what to do ~~
339
00:13:33,921 --> 00:13:37,057
~~ Nothing you confess ~~
340
00:13:37,058 --> 00:13:40,160
~~ Could make me love you less ~~
341
00:13:40,161 --> 00:13:43,730
~~ I'll stand by you ~~
(full band joins in)
342
00:13:43,731 --> 00:13:47,300
~~ I'll stand by you ~~
343
00:13:47,301 --> 00:13:50,836
~~ Won't let nobody hurt you ~~
344
00:13:50,837 --> 00:13:54,340
~~ I'll stand by you ~~
345
00:13:54,341 --> 00:13:58,344
~~ Take me in
into your darkest hour ~~
346
00:13:58,345 --> 00:14:01,414
~~ And I'll never desert you ~~
347
00:14:01,415 --> 00:14:04,317
~~ I'll stand by you ~~
348
00:14:05,319 --> 00:14:08,521
~~ I'll stand by you ~~
349
00:14:08,522 --> 00:14:12,459
~~ Won't let nobody hurt you ~~
350
00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:17,931
~~ I'll stand by you. ~~
351
00:14:17,932 --> 00:14:19,899
Finn, what's going on?
352
00:14:27,129 --> 00:14:27,639
What are you doing?
353
00:14:28,865 --> 00:14:29,735
Uh, nothing.
354
00:14:34,393 --> 00:14:36,995
Were you just singing
to a sonogram?
355
00:14:37,016 --> 00:14:38,450
Uh-huh.
356
00:14:55,034 --> 00:14:57,468
Is Quinn pregnant?
357
00:14:57,469 --> 00:14:59,837
(sobbing):
Mom.
358
00:14:59,838 --> 00:15:00,838
I'm sorry.
359
00:15:00,839 --> 00:15:01,839
I'm so sorry.
360
00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:02,940
Shh, shh, shh.
361
00:15:02,941 --> 00:15:05,543
I screwed up, Mom.
362
00:15:05,544 --> 00:15:07,811
It's going to be okay.
363
00:15:07,812 --> 00:15:09,880
I'm so sorry.
Shh, shh, shh.
364
00:15:11,052 --> 00:15:13,219
I can't believe
told your mom.
365
00:15:13,220 --> 00:15:14,687
What if she
tells my mom?
366
00:15:14,688 --> 00:15:16,221
No, she's not.
Half the school knows.
Your mom knows.
367
00:15:16,222 --> 00:15:17,522
Who else do you
want to tell? Huh?
368
00:15:17,523 --> 00:15:18,991
But she's not going
to tell anybody.
369
00:15:18,992 --> 00:15:20,291
You're wrong, I'm right.
I'm smart, you're dumb.
370
00:15:20,692 --> 00:15:23,728
All this baby drama
is making my rosacea act up.
371
00:15:23,729 --> 00:15:24,762
I know.
372
00:15:24,763 --> 00:15:25,997
I just feel bad for them,
373
00:15:25,998 --> 00:15:27,632
having to go through this
on their own.
374
00:15:27,633 --> 00:15:29,133
Let me see what I can do.
375
00:15:29,134 --> 00:15:30,701
I'll report back later.
376
00:15:30,702 --> 00:15:32,269
QUINN:
No, you're wrong,
I'm right.
377
00:15:32,270 --> 00:15:34,538
I'm right, okay?
She doesn't talk
to other moms.
378
00:15:37,241 --> 00:15:40,410
How do you explain her
constant irritation with you?
379
00:15:40,411 --> 00:15:42,979
It's because she's a girl.
380
00:15:42,980 --> 00:15:45,480
No, I think it's the
pregnancy hormones or something.
381
00:15:45,481 --> 00:15:47,048
They make her kind of nuts.
382
00:15:47,049 --> 00:15:49,050
It's enough to want
to give up women altogether.
383
00:15:49,051 --> 00:15:50,085
(chuckles)
384
00:15:50,086 --> 00:15:51,786
Yeah.
385
00:15:51,787 --> 00:15:52,987
Anyway, thanks
for the advice
386
00:15:52,988 --> 00:15:54,555
about singing
to the baby like that.
387
00:15:54,556 --> 00:15:56,424
Uh, worked like a charm.
388
00:15:56,425 --> 00:15:58,359
I owe you one, dude.
(pats arm)
389
00:16:00,729 --> 00:16:02,496
KURT:
Okay, I'll admit it.
390
00:16:02,497 --> 00:16:04,364
I'm madly in love with Finn.
391
00:16:04,365 --> 00:16:06,733
I have been
since the first time we met.
392
00:16:10,904 --> 00:16:12,138
Dude.
393
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:13,839
Impulse control.
394
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,908
He was my knight
in shining armor.
395
00:16:15,909 --> 00:16:19,077
My feelings lingered stronger
as we bonded over Glee.
396
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:20,145
Then football.
397
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,180
Then skin care.
398
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:23,449
Your T zone is
dangerously dry.
399
00:16:24,685 --> 00:16:26,853
Your... your T zone.
400
00:16:26,854 --> 00:16:28,855
Oh.
401
00:16:28,856 --> 00:16:30,456
Twice a day.
402
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:32,792
It's very mild and has
a built-in sunblock.
403
00:16:32,793 --> 00:16:34,226
Cool.
404
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:36,462
Thanks, man.
405
00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:39,130
I don't know why
I find his stupidity charming.
406
00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:40,799
I mean, he's cheating
off a girl
407
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,834
who thinks the square root
of four is rainbows.
408
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,535
I guess that's love for you.
409
00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:45,536
WILL:
Hey.
410
00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:46,671
Eyes on your own paper.
411
00:16:49,374 --> 00:16:51,542
I know it seems weird that
I'm helping Finn with Quinn,
412
00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:54,444
but rest assured,
it's all part of a master plan.
413
00:16:54,445 --> 00:16:57,047
No matter what I do or how much
I assist him with his ballad,
414
00:16:57,048 --> 00:16:58,448
she's going to end up
disappointing him
415
00:16:58,449 --> 00:16:59,916
and breaking his heart.
416
00:16:59,917 --> 00:17:02,118
And then... he'll be crying
into my shoulder pads.
417
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,120
(bell rings)
418
00:17:07,857 --> 00:17:09,991
Okay. So I'm really excited.
419
00:17:09,992 --> 00:17:11,426
I have picked
a medley of songs
420
00:17:11,427 --> 00:17:13,161
that's going to be
a fantastic teaching tool
421
00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:14,795
about how to sing
a great ballad.
422
00:17:14,796 --> 00:17:16,297
Why is Miss Pillsbury here?
423
00:17:16,298 --> 00:17:17,699
Uh...
424
00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:19,000
um, well, I...
425
00:17:19,001 --> 00:17:21,669
I, too, am very curious
about the power of the ballad.
426
00:17:21,670 --> 00:17:24,738
You know, I'm thinking of doing
some career counseling in song.
427
00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:26,273
Emma, want to just...?
S.A.T. prep...
428
00:17:26,274 --> 00:17:27,374
Yeah.
429
00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:28,742
Yeah.
Okay.
430
00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:31,177
Rachel,
this is a mash-up
431
00:17:31,178 --> 00:17:33,412
of "Young Girl" by Gary Puckett
and the Union Gap
432
00:17:33,413 --> 00:17:34,580
and the 1980
Police classic,
433
00:17:34,581 --> 00:17:36,081
"Don't Stand
So Close to Me."
434
00:17:36,082 --> 00:17:38,651
And I want you to listen
very closely to the lyrics
435
00:17:38,652 --> 00:17:40,385
because I really mean
what I'm singing.
436
00:17:42,255 --> 00:17:44,322
Really listen.
437
00:17:45,758 --> 00:17:46,758
Okay.
438
00:17:46,759 --> 00:17:49,027
(music plays)
439
00:17:55,167 --> 00:17:58,269
~~ Young teacher, the subject ~~
440
00:17:58,270 --> 00:18:01,906
~~ Of schoolgirl fantasy ~~
441
00:18:01,907 --> 00:18:05,043
~~ She wants him so badly ~~
442
00:18:05,044 --> 00:18:08,913
~~ Knows what she wants to be ~~
443
00:18:08,914 --> 00:18:13,450
~~ With all the charms
of a woman ~~
444
00:18:13,451 --> 00:18:15,953
~~ Ooh, ooh, ooh ~~
445
00:18:15,954 --> 00:18:19,957
~~ You've kept the secret
of your youth ~~
446
00:18:19,958 --> 00:18:22,292
~~ Ah, ah, ah ~~
447
00:18:22,293 --> 00:18:25,695
~~ Book marking,
she's so close now ~~
448
00:18:25,696 --> 00:18:28,598
~~ This girl is half his age ~~
449
00:18:28,599 --> 00:18:30,900
~~ Don't stand ~~
450
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:32,635
~~ Don't stand so ~~
451
00:18:32,636 --> 00:18:35,905
~~ Don't stand so close to me ~~
452
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:39,641
~~ Young girl,
you're out of your mind ~~
453
00:18:39,642 --> 00:18:42,911
~~ Your love for me
is way out of line ~~
454
00:18:42,912 --> 00:18:44,812
~~ Better run, girl ~~
455
00:18:44,813 --> 00:18:49,283
~~ You're much too young, girl ~~
456
00:18:49,284 --> 00:18:53,887
~~ Temptation, frustration ~~
457
00:18:53,888 --> 00:18:57,190
~~ So bad it makes him cry ~~
458
00:18:57,191 --> 00:19:01,527
~~ Beneath your perfume
and makeup ~~
459
00:19:01,528 --> 00:19:03,596
~~ Ooh, ooh, ooh ~~
460
00:19:03,597 --> 00:19:08,434
~~ You're just a baby
in disguise ~~
461
00:19:08,435 --> 00:19:10,669
~~ Ah, ah, ah ~~
462
00:19:10,670 --> 00:19:13,172
~~ Get out of here ~~
463
00:19:13,173 --> 00:19:17,342
~~ Before you have the time
to change your mind ~~
464
00:19:17,343 --> 00:19:19,077
~~ 'Cause I'm afraid ~~
465
00:19:19,078 --> 00:19:23,948
~~ You'll go too far ~~
466
00:19:23,949 --> 00:19:25,349
~~ Don't stand ~~
467
00:19:25,350 --> 00:19:27,418
~~ Don't stand so ~~
468
00:19:27,419 --> 00:19:30,788
~~ Don't stand so close to me ~~
469
00:19:30,789 --> 00:19:34,424
~~ Young girl,
you're out of your mind ~~
470
00:19:34,425 --> 00:19:37,327
~~ Your love for me
is way out of line ~~
471
00:19:37,328 --> 00:19:39,796
~~ Better run, girl ~~
~~ Don't stand ~~
472
00:19:39,797 --> 00:19:41,163
~~ Don't stand so ~~
473
00:19:41,164 --> 00:19:43,633
~~ Don't stand so close to me ~~
474
00:19:43,634 --> 00:19:49,272
~~ You're much too young, girl. ~~
475
00:19:50,340 --> 00:19:52,475
(both sigh)
476
00:19:54,644 --> 00:19:58,046
So, Rachel,
477
00:19:58,047 --> 00:19:59,447
do you think
you understood the message
478
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:01,216
I was trying to get across
with that ballad?
479
00:20:01,217 --> 00:20:03,217
Yes. It means I'm very young,
480
00:20:03,218 --> 00:20:05,486
and it's hard for you
to stand close to me.
481
00:20:05,487 --> 00:20:06,754
(sighs)
482
00:20:06,755 --> 00:20:08,022
Um, no, um...
483
00:20:08,023 --> 00:20:09,924
Emma, would you mind
helping me out here?
484
00:20:09,925 --> 00:20:11,892
Um, was that the message
that you got?
485
00:20:11,893 --> 00:20:14,195
You're a a very good performer.
486
00:20:15,231 --> 00:20:16,398
He's very good.
487
00:20:16,399 --> 00:20:17,732
RACHEL:
Well, I for one
488
00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:18,601
can't wait to go
home and work
489
00:20:18,602 --> 00:20:20,034
on a medley of my own
for tomorrow,
490
00:20:20,035 --> 00:20:21,769
because this lesson
has given me...
491
00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:24,304
a lot to think about.
492
00:20:24,305 --> 00:20:26,172
No, Rachel, that
really wasn't the...
493
00:20:26,173 --> 00:20:28,207
You...
494
00:20:30,644 --> 00:20:32,477
Bravo.
495
00:20:37,598 --> 00:20:39,532
Thanks for coming
over, Kurt.
496
00:20:39,533 --> 00:20:42,001
I know you're into fashion
and that kind of stuff.
497
00:20:42,002 --> 00:20:44,003
And I need to find
something nice to wear
498
00:20:44,004 --> 00:20:45,671
to the Fabrays'
for dinner, so...
499
00:20:45,672 --> 00:20:47,373
I couldn't be more
pleased and honored
500
00:20:47,374 --> 00:20:50,742
to help you find something
vintage and appropriate to wear.
501
00:20:50,743 --> 00:20:53,845
Here it is.
502
00:20:53,846 --> 00:20:56,914
My mom never had the heart
to throw this stuff out.
503
00:20:59,350 --> 00:21:00,450
(chuckles)
504
00:21:00,451 --> 00:21:02,919
Here, hang on to that
for the next time
505
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,287
Puck throws you
in the Dumpster.
506
00:21:06,190 --> 00:21:08,624
My dad's the same way.
507
00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:10,626
My mom died ten years ago,
508
00:21:10,627 --> 00:21:13,096
and he still keeps
her toothbrush on the
holder by their sink.
509
00:21:13,097 --> 00:21:16,699
The broken dresser
in their room
510
00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:18,934
still smells like her perfume.
511
00:21:20,370 --> 00:21:23,105
I know it's stupid, but
sometimes I'll sneak in there
512
00:21:23,106 --> 00:21:26,140
and open all the drawers
and lie on the floor
513
00:21:26,141 --> 00:21:29,077
and close my eyes
and just smell her.
514
00:21:29,078 --> 00:21:30,945
That's not stupid.
515
00:21:34,817 --> 00:21:38,953
I guess in a way, I'm lucky
I never knew him, you know?
516
00:21:43,724 --> 00:21:44,958
(chuckles)
517
00:21:44,959 --> 00:21:47,126
Check this out.
518
00:21:51,631 --> 00:21:53,232
Not half bad.
519
00:21:53,233 --> 00:21:54,733
(chuckles)
520
00:21:54,734 --> 00:21:57,169
Your father had
good taste.
521
00:21:57,170 --> 00:21:59,505
I can't believe it fits.
522
00:22:05,379 --> 00:22:06,846
Uh, thanks.
523
00:22:15,088 --> 00:22:17,088
My father was brave enough
524
00:22:17,089 --> 00:22:19,824
to fight in some desert
thousands of miles away,
525
00:22:19,825 --> 00:22:21,692
and I can't even go
over to Dudley Road
526
00:22:21,693 --> 00:22:26,064
and tell the
Fabrays the truth.
527
00:22:26,065 --> 00:22:29,233
Your father didn't charge
into the breach empty-handed.
528
00:22:29,234 --> 00:22:31,769
He had a weapon.
529
00:22:31,770 --> 00:22:35,372
You think
I should bring a gun?
530
00:22:35,373 --> 00:22:38,776
N-No, I think you should
use your greatest weapon--
531
00:22:38,777 --> 00:22:41,345
your voice.
532
00:22:43,381 --> 00:22:46,517
(sighs)
533
00:22:48,152 --> 00:22:50,754
Hey, sweetie, I'm home.
534
00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:57,793
Something smells good.
535
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:07,435
(sighs)
536
00:23:08,770 --> 00:23:10,771
Oh, thanks.
537
00:23:10,772 --> 00:23:12,373
RACHEL:
You're welcome.
538
00:23:12,374 --> 00:23:13,908
Casserole's
almost ready.
539
00:23:13,909 --> 00:23:16,076
Hope you like
venison.
540
00:23:21,015 --> 00:23:22,515
Why did you even let her
in the house?
541
00:23:22,516 --> 00:23:24,517
'Cause she said she was
one of your Glee kids.
542
00:23:24,518 --> 00:23:25,718
It didn't take me five minutes
543
00:23:25,719 --> 00:23:28,387
to realize
she's in love with you.
544
00:23:28,388 --> 00:23:30,855
She asked if she could
see your baby pictures.
545
00:23:30,856 --> 00:23:33,425
What, so now you're making her
clean our bathroom?
546
00:23:33,426 --> 00:23:34,860
Look, Will, I have been dealing
547
00:23:34,861 --> 00:23:36,128
with these schoolgirl
crushes for years.
548
00:23:36,129 --> 00:23:38,030
So why shouldn't I get a
little something out of it?
549
00:23:38,031 --> 00:23:39,865
Do you have any more Ajax?
550
00:23:39,866 --> 00:23:42,534
Oh, in the linen closet,
sweetie.
551
00:23:43,536 --> 00:23:45,203
(mouthing)
552
00:23:45,204 --> 00:23:48,105
This is immoral,
Terri.
553
00:23:48,106 --> 00:23:49,406
No, honey, you know
what's immoral?
554
00:23:49,407 --> 00:23:51,641
Is me having to deal with the
fact that my husband spends
555
00:23:51,642 --> 00:23:56,446
all day with young girls who are
perkier and younger than I am.
556
00:23:56,447 --> 00:23:59,249
I have a rash on my belly
from that cocoa butter
557
00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:01,284
that your mother sent me.
558
00:24:01,285 --> 00:24:03,753
Do you have any idea
how much it burns when I sweat?
559
00:24:03,754 --> 00:24:05,822
I can't scrub the floors
as hard as she can.
560
00:24:05,823 --> 00:24:08,023
Baby, if it's that bad,
you have to let me see it.
561
00:24:08,024 --> 00:24:09,191
It might
be infected.
562
00:24:09,192 --> 00:24:10,426
What, so now
I'm going to show you
563
00:24:10,427 --> 00:24:12,327
the bleeding pustules
on my skin?
564
00:24:12,328 --> 00:24:14,196
Wow, yeah, no,
that's not going to send you
565
00:24:14,197 --> 00:24:15,430
into the loving arms
of some teenage slut.
566
00:24:15,431 --> 00:24:17,031
For the last time,
567
00:24:17,032 --> 00:24:18,933
I am not having an affair
with any of my students,
568
00:24:18,934 --> 00:24:21,603
and you are not allowed to turn
one of them into your slave
569
00:24:21,604 --> 00:24:23,672
because you have this irrational
fear of me leaving you.
570
00:24:23,673 --> 00:24:25,006
But why not, huh,
571
00:24:25,007 --> 00:24:26,875
if it's win-win for everyone?
572
00:24:26,876 --> 00:24:28,443
Look, she's a really good cook.
573
00:24:28,444 --> 00:24:29,444
(groans)
Try it.
574
00:24:29,445 --> 00:24:30,445
Where are you going?
575
00:24:30,446 --> 00:24:32,814
I'm taking Rachel home.
576
00:24:32,815 --> 00:24:35,616
Can you ask her to dust the
blinds in the craft room first?
577
00:24:35,617 --> 00:24:38,552
RACHEL:
Mr. Schuester?
578
00:24:38,553 --> 00:24:39,687
Yes, Rachel?
579
00:24:39,688 --> 00:24:41,822
Why do I have to sit
in the backseat?
580
00:24:41,823 --> 00:24:43,857
Um, it's the law.
581
00:24:43,858 --> 00:24:46,059
Children have to
ride in the back.
582
00:24:46,060 --> 00:24:48,128
Children under seven.
583
00:24:48,129 --> 00:24:50,563
Well, I'm just concerned
for your safety.
584
00:24:51,598 --> 00:24:53,666
Really?
585
00:24:53,667 --> 00:24:58,037
Um... no,
not really.
586
00:25:00,707 --> 00:25:03,041
I think we should take advantage
of this golden alone time
587
00:25:03,042 --> 00:25:04,276
and practice our ballad.
588
00:25:04,277 --> 00:25:06,478
That would be great,
but I don't have
589
00:25:06,479 --> 00:25:07,512
any music
in the car.
590
00:25:07,513 --> 00:25:09,748
It's okay, I made us a CD.
591
00:25:10,984 --> 00:25:12,951
Oh.
592
00:25:14,987 --> 00:25:17,756
~~ Ah, crush ~~
593
00:25:18,790 --> 00:25:21,291
~~ Ah ~~
594
00:25:21,292 --> 00:25:24,227
~~ I see you blowin' me a kiss ~~
595
00:25:24,228 --> 00:25:25,662
~~ It doesn't take a scientist ~~
596
00:25:25,663 --> 00:25:29,699
~~ To understand
what's going on, baby... ~~
597
00:25:29,700 --> 00:25:31,801
(turns music off)
598
00:25:31,802 --> 00:25:34,471
It wasn't finished.
599
00:25:34,472 --> 00:25:36,306
Yeah, well, the acoustics
are horrible in the car.
600
00:25:36,307 --> 00:25:37,473
Put your seat
belt back on.
601
00:25:38,542 --> 00:25:42,011
So... how's it
going with Puck?
602
00:25:42,012 --> 00:25:43,212
Are you guys still
seeing each other?
603
00:25:43,213 --> 00:25:44,213
I broke things off.
604
00:25:44,214 --> 00:25:45,982
He was too
immature,
605
00:25:45,983 --> 00:25:47,984
as are all the boys
in high school.
606
00:25:47,985 --> 00:25:50,052
I need a man
who can keep up with me
607
00:25:50,053 --> 00:25:51,854
intellectually and creatively.
608
00:25:51,855 --> 00:25:55,590
Well, that's a tough road
for most high school boys.
609
00:25:57,527 --> 00:25:59,961
That's why I have
my sights set much higher.
610
00:26:07,894 --> 00:26:10,295
Stay away from him.
611
00:26:10,296 --> 00:26:12,364
You're going to get hurt bad.
612
00:26:12,365 --> 00:26:13,398
You can't threaten me,
Pepper.
613
00:26:13,399 --> 00:26:14,533
I'm not afraid of you.
614
00:26:14,534 --> 00:26:16,234
You should be.
615
00:26:19,105 --> 00:26:21,773
Oh, you're on the second floor?
616
00:26:21,774 --> 00:26:23,575
Oh, you're right above me.
617
00:26:23,576 --> 00:26:25,242
Girl, you?
618
00:26:25,243 --> 00:26:27,111
I am a hot damn mess.
619
00:26:27,112 --> 00:26:28,846
I found out today
that my hamster is pregnant
620
00:26:28,847 --> 00:26:31,349
in biology class,
and I just started weeping.
621
00:26:32,384 --> 00:26:34,752
No, no, I think
that's a great idea.
622
00:26:34,753 --> 00:26:36,220
We're supposed to be rehearsing.
623
00:26:36,221 --> 00:26:37,354
I'm talking to Tina.
624
00:26:38,556 --> 00:26:40,590
I'll hit you back.
625
00:26:40,591 --> 00:26:41,958
This is bad, dude.
626
00:26:41,959 --> 00:26:42,992
All our ballads
are terrible
627
00:26:42,993 --> 00:26:44,394
'cause we're all
so distracted.
628
00:26:44,395 --> 00:26:46,863
We're all worried about Finn
and Quinn and Babygate.
629
00:26:46,864 --> 00:26:48,298
We can't even sing
about our emotions
630
00:26:48,299 --> 00:26:49,699
'cause we're so worried
about theirs.
631
00:26:49,700 --> 00:26:51,066
Who cares?
632
00:26:51,067 --> 00:26:53,168
Um, we all do,
633
00:26:53,169 --> 00:26:55,437
so we decided we're all going
to sing them a ballad
634
00:26:55,438 --> 00:26:57,206
to show that we got
their backs.
635
00:26:57,207 --> 00:26:58,740
Are you kidding me?
636
00:26:58,741 --> 00:27:00,275
There's no way I'm
singing to them.
637
00:27:00,276 --> 00:27:01,776
(groans)
It's not fair.
638
00:27:01,777 --> 00:27:03,111
Finn gets everything.
639
00:27:03,112 --> 00:27:04,913
He gets the sympathy,
he gets the girl.
640
00:27:04,914 --> 00:27:06,547
What is your problem?
641
00:27:06,548 --> 00:27:07,615
Finn's not the father.
642
00:27:08,717 --> 00:27:09,884
I am.
643
00:27:10,919 --> 00:27:13,288
What?
644
00:27:18,161 --> 00:27:20,161
All right, look.
645
00:27:20,162 --> 00:27:23,031
You need to get something
through your Mohawk real quick.
646
00:27:23,032 --> 00:27:24,032
You're the baby's daddy.
647
00:27:24,033 --> 00:27:25,666
It takes a hell
of a lot more
648
00:27:25,667 --> 00:27:27,401
to be a father, and that
role's already been cast.
649
00:27:27,402 --> 00:27:30,405
because Quinn chose Finn,
650
00:27:30,406 --> 00:27:32,440
and you need
to accept that and move on
651
00:27:32,441 --> 00:27:34,441
'cause you have no business
messing up that girl's life
652
00:27:34,442 --> 00:27:37,277
any more
than you already have.
653
00:27:37,278 --> 00:27:39,746
You need to back off.
654
00:27:39,747 --> 00:27:41,748
You owe her
at least that much.
655
00:27:50,256 --> 00:27:53,724
Mmm, it's a lovely ham.
656
00:27:53,725 --> 00:27:54,992
Thank you.
657
00:27:54,993 --> 00:27:56,494
There is no beating
Judy's ham.
658
00:27:56,495 --> 00:27:57,495
(laughs)
659
00:27:57,496 --> 00:27:58,929
Well, I cure
all my own meats.
660
00:28:03,669 --> 00:28:06,337
I'd like to propose a toast.
661
00:28:06,338 --> 00:28:07,705
QUINN:
Daddy.
662
00:28:07,706 --> 00:28:09,039
No.
Russell
663
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:10,474
and his famous toasts.
(Russell chuckles)
664
00:28:12,710 --> 00:28:14,310
The Fabrays
665
00:28:14,311 --> 00:28:16,078
are a tight-knit family.
666
00:28:16,079 --> 00:28:19,247
I have been blessed
with a loving wife,
667
00:28:19,248 --> 00:28:22,117
two remarkable
daughters.
668
00:28:22,118 --> 00:28:25,420
My first married
a wonderful Christian man
669
00:28:25,421 --> 00:28:27,689
who owns his own
chain of UPS stores.
670
00:28:27,690 --> 00:28:28,690
My second daughter--
671
00:28:28,691 --> 00:28:30,458
little Quinnie--
672
00:28:30,459 --> 00:28:32,460
we are just so proud of her.
673
00:28:32,461 --> 00:28:35,096
Captain of the Cheerios.
674
00:28:35,097 --> 00:28:36,698
President of the Celibacy Club.
675
00:28:36,699 --> 00:28:38,365
(heart thumping)
676
00:28:38,366 --> 00:28:39,967
I got a little peek
at the dress.
677
00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:42,303
I'm certain she's a shoo-in
for princess of the...
678
00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:43,504
She is.
679
00:28:43,505 --> 00:28:44,538
(chuckles)
But tonight
680
00:28:44,539 --> 00:28:46,707
we are very glad to welcome
681
00:28:46,708 --> 00:28:48,309
her new friend--
quarterback, no less.
682
00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:50,243
I have to go to the bathroom.
683
00:28:51,846 --> 00:28:54,781
Uh... too much pop.
684
00:28:56,484 --> 00:28:59,486
Oh, wait, it's right through
the kitchen, sweetheart.
685
00:29:01,122 --> 00:29:03,522
He wears a helmet
when he plays, right?
686
00:29:03,523 --> 00:29:05,491
He's just intimidated
by you, Daddy.
687
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,961
(panting)
688
00:29:10,964 --> 00:29:14,800
(phone ringing)
689
00:29:14,801 --> 00:29:16,068
Well, hello, Finn Hudson.
690
00:29:16,069 --> 00:29:18,204
I'm at the Fabrays
and I'm freaking out.
691
00:29:18,205 --> 00:29:19,705
What does
a heart attack feel like?
692
00:29:19,706 --> 00:29:21,640
Settle down, cowboy.
This is why we burned the disc
693
00:29:21,641 --> 00:29:22,707
and spent all that time
rehearsing.
694
00:29:22,708 --> 00:29:24,242
I can't do it.
Yes, you can.
695
00:29:24,243 --> 00:29:25,543
Just remember the power
of the ballad.
696
00:29:25,544 --> 00:29:27,478
I have to go;
they'll think I'm pooping.
697
00:29:31,416 --> 00:29:34,417
(exhales)
698
00:29:34,418 --> 00:29:36,486
(martial arts grunting)
699
00:29:37,922 --> 00:29:39,188
Ha!
700
00:29:39,189 --> 00:29:41,157
(panting)
701
00:29:42,659 --> 00:29:44,093
That's my kitchen radio.
702
00:29:44,094 --> 00:29:45,862
Yeah, I need to borrow it.
703
00:29:45,863 --> 00:29:48,097
Finn, what's this?
704
00:29:48,098 --> 00:29:51,434
Well, we have this assignment
in Glee Club to sing a ballad.
705
00:29:51,435 --> 00:29:53,202
They're all
about expressing
706
00:29:53,203 --> 00:29:55,371
the things you can't find
any other way to say.
707
00:29:55,372 --> 00:29:56,672
Oh, God, Finn, don't.
708
00:29:56,673 --> 00:29:58,941
Please don't.
709
00:29:58,942 --> 00:30:00,076
No, I need to do this
710
00:30:00,077 --> 00:30:01,878
for both of us.
711
00:30:05,182 --> 00:30:08,150
(Paul Anka's
"You're Having My Baby" playing)
712
00:30:09,919 --> 00:30:12,253
~~ You're having my baby ~~
713
00:30:14,123 --> 00:30:18,959
~~ What a lovely way of saying
how much you love me ~~
714
00:30:20,161 --> 00:30:22,062
~~ You're having my baby ~~
715
00:30:23,332 --> 00:30:25,933
~~ What a lovely way of saying ~~
716
00:30:25,934 --> 00:30:28,068
~~ What you're thinking of me ~~
717
00:30:29,604 --> 00:30:32,006
~~ I can see it ~~
718
00:30:32,007 --> 00:30:34,174
~~ Your face is glowing ~~
719
00:30:36,111 --> 00:30:38,178
~~ I can see it in your eyes ~~
720
00:30:38,179 --> 00:30:40,447
~~ I'm happy you know it ~~
721
00:30:41,749 --> 00:30:43,917
~~ That you're having my baby ~~
722
00:30:45,586 --> 00:30:47,419
~~ You're the woman I love ~~
723
00:30:47,420 --> 00:30:51,424
~~ And I love
what it's doing to you ~~
724
00:30:51,425 --> 00:30:53,426
~~ You're having my baby ~~
725
00:30:55,295 --> 00:30:57,630
~~ You're a woman in love
and I love ~~
726
00:30:57,631 --> 00:31:00,699
~~ What's going through you ~~
727
00:31:00,700 --> 00:31:04,169
~~ The need inside you ~~
728
00:31:04,170 --> 00:31:07,806
~~ I see it showing ~~
729
00:31:07,807 --> 00:31:09,240
~~ Whoa, the seed ~~
730
00:31:09,241 --> 00:31:10,641
~~ Inside you, baby... ~~
(turns music off)
731
00:31:27,197 --> 00:31:29,431
There must be
some sort of mistake here.
732
00:31:29,432 --> 00:31:30,465
Quinnie,
733
00:31:30,466 --> 00:31:32,033
we raised you right.
734
00:31:32,034 --> 00:31:34,201
You... you did.
735
00:31:34,202 --> 00:31:35,703
We didn't even have sex.
736
00:31:35,704 --> 00:31:38,606
I'm sorry. Can we just stop
with the lying, please?
737
00:31:38,607 --> 00:31:41,876
But I...
When you were about
five years old,
738
00:31:41,877 --> 00:31:44,979
I took you and your sister down
to an Indians game.
739
00:31:44,980 --> 00:31:47,048
All the other dads
brought their sons,
740
00:31:47,049 --> 00:31:48,382
but my two girls
741
00:31:48,383 --> 00:31:50,084
were enough for me.
742
00:31:50,085 --> 00:31:52,386
Daddy.
743
00:31:52,387 --> 00:31:55,256
Your sister made it
through the whole game,
744
00:31:55,257 --> 00:31:58,225
but you fell asleep in my lap.
745
00:31:58,226 --> 00:32:01,260
I kept hoping nothing
exciting would happen,
746
00:32:01,261 --> 00:32:04,530
'cause I didn't want
the crowd to get too loud--
747
00:32:05,565 --> 00:32:07,900
...wake you up.
748
00:32:11,938 --> 00:32:14,205
Didn't matter.
749
00:32:16,175 --> 00:32:20,111
You stayed asleep in my arms
750
00:32:20,112 --> 00:32:22,113
till the game ended.
751
00:32:23,115 --> 00:32:25,583
Daddy, I'm so sorry.
752
00:32:27,953 --> 00:32:29,453
(sighs)
753
00:32:30,622 --> 00:32:32,456
You need to leave.
754
00:32:32,457 --> 00:32:33,590
Wait.
755
00:32:33,591 --> 00:32:35,926
Please, Daddy can we
talk about this?
756
00:32:35,927 --> 00:32:38,094
Finn is a good guy.
757
00:32:39,163 --> 00:32:40,964
He loves me.
758
00:32:40,965 --> 00:32:41,998
You, too.
759
00:32:44,201 --> 00:32:46,469
Get out of my house.
760
00:32:46,470 --> 00:32:48,537
You can't do that.
She didn't do anything wrong.
761
00:32:49,706 --> 00:32:51,473
Please, Mrs. Fabray,
do something.
762
00:32:51,474 --> 00:32:52,775
Don't bother, Finn.
763
00:32:52,776 --> 00:32:54,777
(crying)
764
00:32:54,778 --> 00:32:57,112
If she wanted to do something,
she would've
765
00:32:57,113 --> 00:33:00,015
when she found out
that I was pregnant.
766
00:33:00,016 --> 00:33:01,483
You knew?
767
00:33:02,552 --> 00:33:04,185
I-- no.
768
00:33:04,186 --> 00:33:05,720
She didn't tell me anything.
769
00:33:05,721 --> 00:33:07,355
But you knew.
770
00:33:07,356 --> 00:33:09,957
And I needed you.
771
00:33:09,958 --> 00:33:12,126
I needed my mom.
772
00:33:12,127 --> 00:33:15,563
And you were so scared
of what he would do
773
00:33:15,564 --> 00:33:17,164
if he found out
774
00:33:17,165 --> 00:33:19,166
you just pushed it aside
775
00:33:19,167 --> 00:33:20,467
like we do
776
00:33:20,468 --> 00:33:23,736
every bad feeling in this house.
777
00:33:23,737 --> 00:33:26,639
If you don't talk about it,
it doesn't exist.
778
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:28,741
Now do not turn this on us!
779
00:33:28,742 --> 00:33:31,143
You are the
disappointment here!
780
00:33:31,144 --> 00:33:33,145
Why?
781
00:33:35,581 --> 00:33:38,583
Because I'm not a little girl
anymore?
782
00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:41,719
Because I made a mistake?
783
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,887
Who are you?
784
00:33:45,490 --> 00:33:47,558
I don't recognize you at all.
785
00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:49,660
I'm your daughter.
786
00:33:51,229 --> 00:33:52,763
Who loves you.
787
00:33:52,764 --> 00:33:55,532
And who knows this must
be really hard for you,
788
00:33:55,533 --> 00:33:58,268
but I just need my daddy
to hold me,
789
00:33:58,269 --> 00:34:00,703
and tell me that it's
going to be okay.
790
00:34:11,549 --> 00:34:13,350
Please.
791
00:34:14,418 --> 00:34:17,220
(crying)
792
00:34:19,256 --> 00:34:21,424
(sobbing)
Judy!
793
00:34:24,395 --> 00:34:26,363
(sighs)
794
00:34:28,866 --> 00:34:30,900
Honey, how many times
have I told you,
795
00:34:30,901 --> 00:34:33,636
you gotta turn these T-shirts
right side out before you...
796
00:34:33,637 --> 00:34:35,771
Um...
797
00:34:35,772 --> 00:34:38,073
Mom, Quinn's parents
threw her out.
798
00:34:39,575 --> 00:34:42,076
Could she stay here
for a couple of days?
799
00:34:44,112 --> 00:34:46,714
Yeah, of course she can.
800
00:34:48,816 --> 00:34:50,917
Honey, you can stay here
as long as you want.
801
00:34:55,423 --> 00:34:57,424
Hey, Barbra Streisand,
802
00:34:57,425 --> 00:34:59,093
we need to have
a little talk.
803
00:34:59,094 --> 00:35:00,727
I have nothing to say
to you, Pepper.
804
00:35:00,728 --> 00:35:03,062
If you continue to stalk me,
I'll press charges.
805
00:35:03,063 --> 00:35:04,163
Everyone knows
what you are.
806
00:35:04,164 --> 00:35:05,431
You're the school crazy.
807
00:35:05,432 --> 00:35:06,465
I was crazy.
808
00:35:06,466 --> 00:35:09,067
Crazy in love.
809
00:35:09,068 --> 00:35:10,335
There's nothing you can say
that's going to change
810
00:35:10,336 --> 00:35:12,003
the way I feel
about Mr. Schuester.
811
00:35:12,004 --> 00:35:13,471
Ours is a love for the ages.
812
00:35:13,472 --> 00:35:15,506
Your threats will just make
our love grow stronger.
813
00:35:15,507 --> 00:35:17,508
Let me tell you a few things
I learned
814
00:35:17,509 --> 00:35:19,176
from two years
of intense psychotherapy
815
00:35:19,177 --> 00:35:21,178
and an esophagus transplant.
816
00:35:21,179 --> 00:35:22,646
Lesson number one:
817
00:35:22,647 --> 00:35:24,682
You and Shue? It won't work.
818
00:35:24,683 --> 00:35:25,917
What do you mean?
819
00:35:25,918 --> 00:35:29,687
We're not so different,
you and me.
820
00:35:29,688 --> 00:35:31,856
We're both mildly
attractive
821
00:35:31,857 --> 00:35:32,824
and extremely grating.
822
00:35:32,825 --> 00:35:35,126
Love is hard for us.
823
00:35:35,127 --> 00:35:37,195
We look for boys we know
we can never have.
824
00:35:37,196 --> 00:35:39,264
Mr. Shue is a perfect target
825
00:35:39,265 --> 00:35:41,099
for our self-esteem
issues:
826
00:35:41,100 --> 00:35:42,600
He can never reciprocate
our feelings,
827
00:35:42,601 --> 00:35:43,934
which only reinforces
the conviction
828
00:35:43,935 --> 00:35:46,937
that we're not worthy
of being loved.
829
00:35:46,938 --> 00:35:48,272
Trust me.
830
00:35:48,273 --> 00:35:50,741
I'm a cautionary tale.
831
00:35:52,510 --> 00:35:56,012
You need to find some
self-respect, Rachel.
832
00:35:56,013 --> 00:35:59,015
Get that mildly attractive
groove back.
833
00:36:10,185 --> 00:36:12,686
Mr. Schuester, I'm ready
when you are!
834
00:36:12,687 --> 00:36:14,154
The ballad I've selected
has an important message
835
00:36:14,155 --> 00:36:15,589
that I'm anxious
for you to hear.
836
00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:17,758
Rachel, I'm sorry,
I'm going to have to stop you.
837
00:36:19,461 --> 00:36:21,928
The way you've been acting
is totally inappropriate.
838
00:36:23,364 --> 00:36:24,865
I'm your teacher, Rachel,
and I'm sorry,
839
00:36:24,866 --> 00:36:26,466
but that's all
I'm ever going to be.
840
00:36:27,535 --> 00:36:29,302
I know.
841
00:36:30,637 --> 00:36:32,638
I...
842
00:36:32,639 --> 00:36:35,641
brought these for you
as an apology.
843
00:36:37,110 --> 00:36:39,311
And the song I was
going to sing was,
844
00:36:39,312 --> 00:36:41,646
"Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest
Word" by Elton John,
845
00:36:41,647 --> 00:36:45,182
'cause I know
how much you love it.
846
00:36:45,183 --> 00:36:47,184
I'm such an idiot.
847
00:36:47,494 --> 00:36:49,494
Mooning over you
and cleaning your apartment...
848
00:36:49,532 --> 00:36:49,872
Hey.
849
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:54,214
It's okay.
850
00:37:00,581 --> 00:37:03,983
I know it's not always
easy for you, Rachel.
851
00:37:04,392 --> 00:37:06,296
And I know that there are
some things about yourself
852
00:37:06,297 --> 00:37:08,967
that you think
you'd like to change.
853
00:37:09,330 --> 00:37:11,075
(sniffling)
But you should know that
there is some boy out there
854
00:37:11,076 --> 00:37:13,644
who's going to like you
for everything you are.
855
00:37:13,694 --> 00:37:16,195
Including those parts of you
that even you don't like.
856
00:37:17,256 --> 00:37:20,158
Those are going to be
the things he likes the most.
857
00:37:23,101 --> 00:37:24,321
Thanks, Mr. Shue.
858
00:37:27,540 --> 00:37:29,341
What do you say
we ditch rehearsal today?
859
00:37:30,373 --> 00:37:30,848
(chuckles)
860
00:37:31,136 --> 00:37:33,043
I've got to be honest, Rachel,
861
00:37:33,590 --> 00:37:35,924
you've never really needed
much help with your ballads.
862
00:37:36,301 --> 00:37:39,103
You've been knocking them out
of the park since day one.
863
00:37:43,030 --> 00:37:44,300
Do you like them?
864
00:37:44,643 --> 00:37:46,277
They're great.
865
00:37:49,206 --> 00:37:51,236
So they just kicked her out?
866
00:37:52,046 --> 00:37:52,446
Yeah.
867
00:37:54,016 --> 00:37:55,916
Gave her half an hour to pack.
868
00:37:55,917 --> 00:37:58,485
Father set the timer
on the microwave.
869
00:37:58,486 --> 00:38:00,554
I'm sorry.
870
00:38:00,555 --> 00:38:02,789
I guess my plan
kind of sucked.
871
00:38:02,790 --> 00:38:05,992
No, uh, this is good.
872
00:38:05,993 --> 00:38:07,893
No more secrets.
873
00:38:07,894 --> 00:38:09,161
You know, everything's
out there--
874
00:38:09,162 --> 00:38:10,896
all the feelings.
875
00:38:10,897 --> 00:38:14,066
And that's better, right?
876
00:38:15,535 --> 00:38:18,637
Yes. Better.
877
00:38:20,735 --> 00:38:21,135
Good.
878
00:38:23,019 --> 00:38:25,576
All right, well, uh,
let's work on your ballad.
879
00:38:25,577 --> 00:38:28,479
You were really helpful
when I was trying to find mine.
880
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:29,780
So what is it?
881
00:38:32,191 --> 00:38:35,361
"I Honestly Love You."
882
00:38:35,721 --> 00:38:37,588
Sounds awesome.
883
00:38:39,424 --> 00:38:42,426
I don't know the song,
or whatever,
884
00:38:42,427 --> 00:38:46,430
but it sounds positive
and nice and stuff.
885
00:38:47,818 --> 00:38:49,300
MERCEDES:
Hey, you two.
886
00:38:49,301 --> 00:38:51,002
We need to go
to the choir room.
887
00:38:51,003 --> 00:38:52,703
Why?
888
00:38:52,704 --> 00:38:55,773
Because there's something
we want to give you and Quinn.
889
00:38:59,945 --> 00:39:01,145
Is there a cake?
890
00:39:01,146 --> 00:39:02,713
No, there's no cake.
891
00:39:02,714 --> 00:39:04,682
QUINN: Oh.
MERCEDES: Be quiet
and sit down.
892
00:39:04,683 --> 00:39:05,949
Hi, Quinn.
893
00:39:05,950 --> 00:39:09,654
Do you know
what's going on?
894
00:39:09,655 --> 00:39:10,721
Your fellow Glee Club members
895
00:39:10,722 --> 00:39:12,490
want to sing a song
for you guys
896
00:39:12,491 --> 00:39:15,126
to let you know
how they feel about you.
897
00:39:15,127 --> 00:39:17,295
What are you
going to sing?
898
00:39:17,296 --> 00:39:18,663
Just listen.
899
00:39:18,664 --> 00:39:20,264
The song says everything.
900
00:39:22,734 --> 00:39:24,268
~~ Hum ~~
901
00:39:24,269 --> 00:39:26,737
("Lean On Me" begins)
~~ hum-hum-hum-hum ~~
902
00:39:26,738 --> 00:39:29,806
~~ Hum-hum-hum-hum ~~
903
00:39:29,807 --> 00:39:33,743
~~ Hum-hum-hum-hum ~~
ARTIE: ~~ Hold on ~~
904
00:39:33,744 --> 00:39:37,648
~~ Sometimes in our lives ~~
905
00:39:37,649 --> 00:39:41,385
~~ We all have pain ~~
906
00:39:41,386 --> 00:39:44,854
~~ We all have sorrow ~~
907
00:39:44,855 --> 00:39:49,259
~~ But if we are wise ~~
908
00:39:49,260 --> 00:39:55,465
~~ We know that
there's always tomorrow ~~
909
00:39:55,466 --> 00:39:57,701
ALL:
~~ Lean on me ~~
910
00:39:57,702 --> 00:40:00,437
~~ When you're not strong ~~
911
00:40:00,438 --> 00:40:02,172
~~ And I'll be your friend ~~
912
00:40:02,173 --> 00:40:07,410
~~ I'll help you carry on ~~
913
00:40:07,411 --> 00:40:10,947
~~ For it won't be long ~~
914
00:40:10,948 --> 00:40:17,420
~~ Till I'm gonna need
somebody to lean on ~~
915
00:40:17,421 --> 00:40:18,654
~~ Just lean on me ~~
916
00:40:18,655 --> 00:40:20,456
~~ Call on your brother ~~
917
00:40:20,457 --> 00:40:21,390
~~ Hey ~~
918
00:40:21,391 --> 00:40:23,526
~~ When you need a friend ~~
919
00:40:23,527 --> 00:40:26,863
~~ We all need somebody
to lean on ~~
920
00:40:26,864 --> 00:40:28,864
ARTIE:
~~ Somebody to lean on ~~
921
00:40:28,865 --> 00:40:31,901
ALL:
~~ I just might have a problem ~~
922
00:40:31,902 --> 00:40:34,471
~~ That you'll understand ~~
923
00:40:34,472 --> 00:40:39,242
~~ We all need somebody
to lean on ~~
924
00:40:39,243 --> 00:40:40,643
~~ Lean on me ~~
925
00:40:40,644 --> 00:40:43,913
ARTIE:
~~ Oh, oh if there is a load ~~
926
00:40:43,914 --> 00:40:45,715
~~ There's a load ~~
927
00:40:45,716 --> 00:40:47,917
~~ You have to face ~~
~~ You have to face ~~
928
00:40:47,918 --> 00:40:51,720
~~ That you can't carry ~~
929
00:40:51,721 --> 00:40:55,124
~~ I am right up the road ~~
930
00:40:55,125 --> 00:40:58,794
~~ I'll share your load ~~
931
00:40:58,795 --> 00:41:03,231
~~ If you just call me ~~
932
00:41:03,232 --> 00:41:05,500
~~ Call me ~~
~~ I'm calling ~~
933
00:41:05,501 --> 00:41:07,302
~~ Call me ~~
934
00:41:07,303 --> 00:41:10,604
~~ When you need a friend ~~
~~ Call me ~~
935
00:41:10,605 --> 00:41:11,605
~~ Call me ~~
936
00:41:11,606 --> 00:41:13,407
~~ Call me ~~
937
00:41:13,408 --> 00:41:14,708
~~ Call me ~~
~~ When you need a friend ~~
938
00:41:14,709 --> 00:41:15,709
~~ Call me ~~
939
00:41:15,710 --> 00:41:17,478
~~ Any time of day ~~
940
00:41:17,479 --> 00:41:19,413
~~ Call me ~~
941
00:41:19,414 --> 00:41:24,484
~~ Ooh, it won't be long ~~
942
00:41:24,485 --> 00:41:28,521
~~ Till I'm gonna need ~~
943
00:41:28,522 --> 00:41:31,123
~~ Somebody to lean on ~~
944
00:41:31,124 --> 00:41:34,592
~~ Lean on, lean on me ~~
945
00:41:34,593 --> 00:41:36,761
~~ Lean on, lean on ~~
946
00:41:36,762 --> 00:41:39,364
~~ Lean on me ~~
~~ Lean on me ~~
947
00:41:39,365 --> 00:41:43,768
~~ Lean on, lean on ~~
~~ Hey, hey, hey ~~
948
00:41:43,769 --> 00:41:48,539
~~ Lean on me ~~
~~ You can lean on me ~~
949
00:41:48,540 --> 00:41:54,511
~~ I'm gonna need somebody
to lean on ~~
950
00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:58,414
~~ Gonna need somebody
to lean on ~~
~~ Hey... ~~
951
00:41:58,415 --> 00:42:03,652
~~ Somebody to lean on. ~~
952
00:42:03,653 --> 00:42:09,655
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00:42:10,305 --> 00:42:16,173
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