1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,926 So here's what you missed last week... 2 00:00:01,927 --> 00:00:03,451 Quinn's parents found out she's pregnant.. 3 00:00:03,452 --> 00:00:05,520 ...because Finn told them in song... 4 00:00:05,521 --> 00:00:06,692 We didn't even have sex. 5 00:00:06,693 --> 00:00:08,973 So they kicked her out and now she's living at Finn's house... 6 00:00:08,974 --> 00:00:10,495 ...and everyone thinks Finn's the father... 7 00:00:10,496 --> 00:00:11,551 ...but really its Puck. 8 00:00:11,552 --> 00:00:14,102 I don't care if that baby comes out with a mohawk... 9 00:00:14,103 --> 00:00:16,834 ...I will go to my grave swearing it's Finn's. 10 00:00:16,835 --> 00:00:18,769 And that's what you missed on glee 11 00:00:26,244 --> 00:00:28,079 Hey, fella. 12 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:30,381 So unless my recent write-up here in Splits magazine 13 00:00:30,382 --> 00:00:33,117 Naming me cheerleading coach of the decade has me driven 14 00:00:33,118 --> 00:00:36,320 Completely insane, I'm pretty sure you and I 15 00:00:36,321 --> 00:00:38,222 Had an agreement that you we’re going to show me 16 00:00:38,223 --> 00:00:39,824 Your glee club set list for sectionals. 17 00:00:39,825 --> 00:00:42,259 Sorry, Sue. I didn't think you were all that interested 18 00:00:42,260 --> 00:00:44,028 In glee club anymore. Not interested? 19 00:00:44,029 --> 00:00:46,797 Well, I'm the fine arts administrator or something. 20 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:51,302 Well, I will make sure you get a copy. 21 00:00:51,303 --> 00:00:52,737 That'd be fantastic. 22 00:00:52,738 --> 00:00:54,405 I'd hate to have to go to Figgins about this. 23 00:00:55,774 --> 00:00:57,441 - Hey, Will. - Yes? 24 00:00:58,910 --> 00:01:00,578 I'd like my magazine back, please. 25 00:01:05,117 --> 00:01:06,851 Thank you. 26 00:01:06,852 --> 00:01:09,453 Here's the problem with Sue Sylvester: 27 00:01:09,454 --> 00:01:11,956 You never quite know where you stand. 28 00:01:11,957 --> 00:01:13,691 I knew she was up to something. 29 00:01:13,692 --> 00:01:15,359 Five, six, seven, eight. 30 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:17,128 Step ball change, step, step, 31 00:01:17,129 --> 00:01:19,063 Unh and seven, eight. 32 00:01:19,064 --> 00:01:21,265 Step ball change, step, step, unh, 33 00:01:21,266 --> 00:01:23,300 You guys go. Step ball... 34 00:01:23,301 --> 00:01:25,002 Brittany? 35 00:01:25,003 --> 00:01:28,773 Coach Sylvester didn't tell me to do this. 36 00:01:30,809 --> 00:01:32,543 It kept getting worse. 37 00:01:32,544 --> 00:01:34,245 Hey there, pal. Would you remind me once again 38 00:01:34,246 --> 00:01:36,647 The names of the schools you'll be competing against at sectionals? 39 00:01:36,648 --> 00:01:39,083 Jane Addams academy and Haverbrook school for the deaf. 40 00:01:39,084 --> 00:01:40,518 Got it. What are their zip codes? 41 00:01:42,454 --> 00:01:45,556 She's leaking our competitive set list to the other schools. 42 00:01:45,557 --> 00:01:48,092 If the other glee clubs get set lists and videos, 43 00:01:48,093 --> 00:01:50,361 They'll know exactly how to beat us at sectionals. 44 00:01:50,362 --> 00:01:52,830 Well first, don't let sue distract you, all right? 45 00:01:52,831 --> 00:01:55,332 And if you can't take Mohammad to the mountain, 46 00:01:55,333 --> 00:01:57,668 Then you got to get Mohammad to bring the mountain 47 00:01:57,669 --> 00:01:59,437 Down to his house. 48 00:01:59,438 --> 00:02:01,806 Mohammad's house, wherever he's staying. 49 00:02:01,807 --> 00:02:03,808 I don't understand. Look, you should drive 50 00:02:03,809 --> 00:02:05,876 Over to Jane Addams academy 51 00:02:05,877 --> 00:02:07,845 And ask the director point-blank. 52 00:02:07,846 --> 00:02:09,346 If something's going on, you'll know. 53 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:17,074 AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday 54 00:02:27,099 --> 00:02:29,100 All right. Oh, thanks. 55 00:02:45,350 --> 00:02:47,184 You're a good kid, Aphasia. 56 00:02:47,185 --> 00:02:48,519 Why did you try to rob a bank? 57 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:50,221 Because, Ms. Hitchens, 58 00:02:50,222 --> 00:02:51,722 That's where they keep the money. 59 00:02:51,723 --> 00:02:53,791 Go back to class. 60 00:02:53,792 --> 00:02:55,359 Uh, hi, Ms. Hitchens. 61 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:58,195 I'm Will Schuester from McKinley high. 62 00:02:58,196 --> 00:03:00,931 Aphasia! Give Mr. Schuester his wallet back. 63 00:03:07,105 --> 00:03:09,306 Wow, she's... She's good. 64 00:03:10,807 --> 00:03:12,241 Thank you. Thank you for seeing me. 65 00:03:12,242 --> 00:03:13,876 We don't get a lot of other educators paying us visits. 66 00:03:13,877 --> 00:03:16,312 Right. 67 00:03:16,313 --> 00:03:18,281 Well, the reason I'm here 68 00:03:18,282 --> 00:03:19,782 Is... A little weird. 69 00:03:19,783 --> 00:03:21,851 So I guess the best thing 70 00:03:21,852 --> 00:03:23,052 For me to do is just come right out with it. 71 00:03:23,053 --> 00:03:24,720 I think our cheerleading coach 72 00:03:26,657 --> 00:03:28,457 Has been passing along our set list for sectionals 73 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:30,760 To you. What kind of messed up school are you people running? 74 00:03:30,761 --> 00:03:32,728 You think that because our students are 75 00:03:32,729 --> 00:03:34,497 Thieves and arsonists, that we're cheaters, too. 76 00:03:34,498 --> 00:03:35,931 No, no, no, no, I... 77 00:03:35,932 --> 00:03:37,500 It's not that you, it's, it's Sue. 78 00:03:37,501 --> 00:03:39,335 Do you know that we don't have costumes? 79 00:03:39,336 --> 00:03:41,270 Or even an auditorium. 80 00:03:41,271 --> 00:03:44,006 Our show choir has to practice out in the rec yard. 81 00:03:44,007 --> 00:03:45,775 This is Ohio. We have weather. 82 00:03:45,776 --> 00:03:47,576 You don't have to tell me about underfunding for the arts. 83 00:03:47,577 --> 00:03:50,012 Look, all I know is that our choir seems to be 84 00:03:50,013 --> 00:03:53,049 The only thing that keeps my girls from recidivism. 85 00:03:53,050 --> 00:03:55,818 It makes them feel good about themselves. 86 00:03:55,819 --> 00:03:57,753 I'm not going to cheat and risk that just so we can get a leg up 87 00:03:57,754 --> 00:04:00,389 On your school of privileged misfits. 88 00:04:00,390 --> 00:04:02,024 Especially from what I hear. 89 00:04:02,025 --> 00:04:04,527 We're probably going to take you anyway. 90 00:04:04,528 --> 00:04:05,995 Really? And who'd you hear that from? 91 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:08,297 I had my spies at your invitational. 92 00:04:08,298 --> 00:04:09,899 Want some coffee? 93 00:04:11,335 --> 00:04:12,668 Please. 94 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:15,204 I'm, I'm really sorry. 95 00:04:15,205 --> 00:04:17,673 I didn't mean to offend you. 96 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:20,476 Let me make it up to you. 97 00:04:20,477 --> 00:04:22,778 You guys don't have an auditorium, come use ours. 98 00:04:22,779 --> 00:04:25,781 Yeah, let's have a little, uh, scrimmage at our place. 99 00:04:25,782 --> 00:04:27,783 Okay, guys, so first of all 100 00:04:29,453 --> 00:04:31,620 I want to welcome Ms. Hitchens and the Jane Addams glee club. 101 00:04:31,621 --> 00:04:35,191 We're all very happy to have you guys here. 102 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:37,093 So, um, we're going to let you guys start us off. 103 00:04:37,094 --> 00:04:39,362 Let's see what you got. 104 00:04:39,363 --> 00:04:41,797 Hit it. 105 00:04:42,298 --> 00:04:43,665 Jayelle, can you handle this? 106 00:04:45,802 --> 00:04:47,402 Shadonda 107 00:04:47,403 --> 00:04:49,071 can you handle this? 108 00:04:49,072 --> 00:04:50,405 Aphasia, can you handle this? 109 00:04:50,406 --> 00:04:52,908 I don't think they can handle this 110 00:04:52,909 --> 00:04:55,377 better move 'cause we've arrived 111 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:57,546 lookin' sexy, lookin' fly 112 00:04:57,547 --> 00:05:00,249 baddest chicks, chicks inside 113 00:05:00,250 --> 00:05:02,384 deejay, jam tonight 114 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:04,353 spotted me, a tender thang 115 00:05:04,354 --> 00:05:06,688 there you are, come on, baby 116 00:05:06,689 --> 00:05:09,558 don't you wanna dance with me? 117 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:12,227 can you handle, handle me? 118 00:05:12,228 --> 00:05:14,196 lookin' hot, smellin' good 119 00:05:14,197 --> 00:05:16,598 groovin' like I'm from the hood 120 00:05:16,599 --> 00:05:18,567 over my shoulder I'll blow you a kiss 121 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:20,903 can you handle, handle this? 122 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:23,238 I don't think you're ready for this jelly 123 00:05:23,239 --> 00:05:25,073 I don't think you're ready for this jelly 124 00:05:25,074 --> 00:05:28,010 I don't think you're ready for this 125 00:05:28,011 --> 00:05:29,778 'cause my body's too bootylicious for ya, babe 126 00:05:29,779 --> 00:05:32,547 I don't think you're ready for this jelly 127 00:05:32,548 --> 00:05:34,917 I don't think you're ready for this jelly 128 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:36,952 I don't think you're ready for this 129 00:05:36,953 --> 00:05:38,754 'cause my body's too bootylicious for ya, babe 130 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:41,857 move your body up and down ooh 131 00:05:41,858 --> 00:05:44,126 make your booty touch the ground 132 00:05:44,127 --> 00:05:45,727 ooh I can't help but wonder why 133 00:05:45,728 --> 00:05:48,363 is my vibe too vibe-alicious for ya, babe? 134 00:05:48,364 --> 00:05:50,899 I shake my jelly at every chance 135 00:05:50,900 --> 00:05:53,035 when I whip with my hips you slip into a trance 136 00:05:53,036 --> 00:05:55,570 I'm hoping you can handle all this jelly that I have 137 00:05:55,571 --> 00:05:57,773 now let's cut a rug while we scat some jazz 138 00:05:57,774 --> 00:06:00,809 I don't think you're ready for this jelly 139 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:11,753 I don't think you're ready for this jelly 140 00:06:11,754 --> 00:06:13,989 I don't think you're ready for this, 'cause my body's 141 00:06:13,990 --> 00:06:16,959 too bootylicious for you, babe 142 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,927 I don't think you're ready for this jelly 143 00:06:18,928 --> 00:06:21,129 I don't think you're ready for this jelly 144 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:24,099 I don't think you're ready for this 'cause my 145 00:06:24,100 --> 00:06:25,834 body's too bootylicious for you, babe 146 00:06:25,835 --> 00:06:27,602 I don't think you're ready 147 00:06:27,603 --> 00:06:29,504 for this jelly I don't think you're ready 148 00:06:29,505 --> 00:06:32,074 for this jelly I don't think you're ready 149 00:06:32,075 --> 00:06:33,976 for this 'cause my body's too bootylicious for you, babe. 150 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:39,414 Yeah. 151 00:06:41,617 --> 00:06:43,618 Mr. Shue, you seem concerned. 152 00:06:59,635 --> 00:07:02,237 What? No. 153 00:07:02,238 --> 00:07:03,472 I mean, they were great, but we're just as good. 154 00:07:03,473 --> 00:07:05,907 Mr. Shue, if I may. 155 00:07:05,908 --> 00:07:07,576 What they were doing was just all smoke and mirrors. 156 00:07:07,577 --> 00:07:09,845 It's called "Hairography. " 157 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:11,413 What? Hairography. 158 00:07:11,414 --> 00:07:13,348 All the whizzing of their hair around 159 00:07:13,349 --> 00:07:15,517 Just to distract from the fact that they're not really good dancers. 160 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:17,986 And their vocals were just so-so. 161 00:07:17,987 --> 00:07:20,055 Trust me. 162 00:07:20,056 --> 00:07:21,757 We've nothing to be afraid of. 163 00:07:21,758 --> 00:07:23,592 All right, guys. 164 00:07:31,267 --> 00:07:32,467 I did some thinking last night. 165 00:07:32,468 --> 00:07:34,069 I think I found our new number for sectionals. 166 00:07:34,070 --> 00:07:37,205 We're going to do the title song from Hair. 167 00:07:37,206 --> 00:07:40,042 Now, this show started a revolution. 168 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:42,044 Wait, did they have Mohawks back then? 169 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:43,812 Like in the 20's or whatever? 170 00:07:43,813 --> 00:07:45,213 Yeah, Mr. Shue, if we're going to do 171 00:07:45,214 --> 00:07:46,815 A song about hair, 172 00:07:46,816 --> 00:07:48,150 Shouldn't we have more hair? 173 00:07:48,151 --> 00:07:49,151 One step ahead of you. 174 00:07:49,152 --> 00:07:50,252 Here are your wigs. 175 00:07:50,253 --> 00:07:52,687 Mr. Schuester? Yeah? 176 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:55,190 What are you doing? 177 00:07:55,191 --> 00:07:56,691 We are fine where we are. 178 00:07:56,692 --> 00:07:58,360 We don't need Hairography. 179 00:07:58,361 --> 00:07:59,428 It's just a distraction. 180 00:07:59,429 --> 00:08:00,529 Look, I have to be honest. 181 00:08:00,530 --> 00:08:02,064 Those Jane Addams girls did freak me out a little. 182 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:04,199 And I'm worried about our chances for sectionals. 183 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:06,935 I mean, we have to pull out all the stops if we want to win. 184 00:08:06,936 --> 00:08:09,738 Looking great, guys! 185 00:08:13,209 --> 00:08:15,243 Saw it in a bookstore. 186 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:18,413 Figured I'd steal it for you. 187 00:08:18,414 --> 00:08:19,981 You know, in case you change your mind 188 00:08:19,982 --> 00:08:21,650 And decide you want to keep it. 189 00:08:21,651 --> 00:08:23,385 That is so sweet. 190 00:08:23,386 --> 00:08:25,387 To be honest, 191 00:08:26,556 --> 00:08:27,923 I really don't know what I'm going to do 192 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:29,791 About it anymore. 193 00:08:29,792 --> 00:08:31,193 My mind's pretty messed up about everything. 194 00:08:31,194 --> 00:08:33,295 Well, whatever you decide. 195 00:08:33,296 --> 00:08:34,429 No pressure. 196 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:36,965 Okay. 197 00:08:36,966 --> 00:08:38,767 Thank god for Puck. 198 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:40,168 Thanks to him, I'm starting to realize 199 00:08:40,169 --> 00:08:42,471 That what I need right now, even more than looser pants, 200 00:08:42,472 --> 00:08:45,640 Is acceptance. 201 00:08:45,641 --> 00:08:47,142 Everyone is putting so much pressure on me. 202 00:08:47,143 --> 00:08:50,645 It's so easy for them to be distracted. 203 00:08:50,646 --> 00:08:52,881 I don't have that luxury. 204 00:08:52,882 --> 00:08:55,016 I am under siege. 205 00:08:55,017 --> 00:08:56,485 You don't drink diet soda, do you? 206 00:08:56,486 --> 00:08:58,153 Because the phosphoric acid causes male pattern baldness. 207 00:08:58,154 --> 00:09:00,388 The baby's a girl. 208 00:09:00,389 --> 00:09:01,389 Women go bald, too. 209 00:09:01,390 --> 00:09:03,358 You worry too much, Terri. 210 00:09:03,359 --> 00:09:04,593 Mom smoked and drank 211 00:09:04,594 --> 00:09:06,094 A bottle of riunitI on ice 212 00:09:06,095 --> 00:09:07,429 Every night when she was pregnant with us 213 00:09:07,430 --> 00:09:08,964 And we're totally normal. 214 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:10,298 Just take your vitamins, 215 00:09:10,299 --> 00:09:11,833 Stay out of the hot tub, 216 00:09:11,834 --> 00:09:12,901 And avoid rum-based drinks, 217 00:09:12,902 --> 00:09:14,469 And you'll be fine. 218 00:09:14,470 --> 00:09:16,171 Maybe the problem isn't that I don't want to keep the baby. 219 00:09:16,172 --> 00:09:20,008 The problem is that 220 00:09:20,009 --> 00:09:21,543 I don't want to keep the baby with Finn. 221 00:09:21,544 --> 00:09:23,445 Maybe I didn't give Puck enough of a chance. 222 00:09:24,914 --> 00:09:26,915 He is the real dad, after all. 223 00:09:26,916 --> 00:09:29,751 Finn would freak if I started spending time with Puck though. 224 00:09:29,752 --> 00:09:33,121 I need to distract him so that I can take Puck 225 00:09:33,122 --> 00:09:36,358 For a test drive. 226 00:09:36,359 --> 00:09:37,626 But how? 227 00:09:37,627 --> 00:09:38,793 Mm, forget about it. 228 00:09:40,029 --> 00:09:41,196 She looks like a five year old. 229 00:09:41,197 --> 00:09:43,932 Still, maybe with a little bit of makeup... 230 00:09:43,933 --> 00:09:46,835 Hey, Kurt, can I pick your pink brain for a second? 231 00:09:48,137 --> 00:09:50,805 Why hello, Quinn. 232 00:09:50,806 --> 00:09:52,007 To what do I owe the honor? 233 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:53,508 I do believe this is the first time you've ever spoken to me. 234 00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:56,378 I'm sorry about that. 235 00:09:56,379 --> 00:09:57,946 Anyways, I have a proposition to make: 236 00:09:57,947 --> 00:10:00,382 A makeover. I'm in! 237 00:10:00,383 --> 00:10:01,883 Makeovers are like crack to me. Uh-huh. 238 00:10:01,884 --> 00:10:03,652 My suggestion... Spanx. 239 00:10:03,653 --> 00:10:05,487 Or a double-knit camisole 240 00:10:05,488 --> 00:10:07,222 With a control top for the baby bump. 241 00:10:07,223 --> 00:10:08,957 Also, babydoll dresses- dead giveaway. 242 00:10:08,958 --> 00:10:12,227 Not for me, for Rachel. 243 00:10:12,228 --> 00:10:14,429 Why would I want to do that? 244 00:10:14,430 --> 00:10:16,131 I admit I like 245 00:10:16,132 --> 00:10:17,566 A challenge as much as the next guy, 246 00:10:17,567 --> 00:10:19,134 But Rachel somehow manages to dress 247 00:10:19,135 --> 00:10:21,536 Like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time. 248 00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:24,072 My point exactly. 249 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:26,041 You're as concerned about the glee club succeeding 250 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:28,410 As I am, and she's a distraction. 251 00:10:28,411 --> 00:10:29,845 Look at her. She's wearing a pantsuit. 252 00:10:29,846 --> 00:10:32,447 Don't you think 253 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,150 The judges are going to take one look at her 254 00:10:35,151 --> 00:10:36,852 And maybe want to knock her down a peg or two? 255 00:10:36,853 --> 00:10:40,288 And to think... I thought you were a dumb blonde. 256 00:10:40,289 --> 00:10:42,858 Deal. 257 00:10:43,826 --> 00:10:45,193 Good night. Good night. 258 00:10:51,132 --> 00:10:52,833 What are you doing?! I'm trying to be intimate 259 00:11:07,048 --> 00:11:09,049 With my wife. No, you're trying to have sex. 260 00:11:09,050 --> 00:11:10,817 Wh... Not intimacy. 261 00:11:10,818 --> 00:11:13,020 If you wanted intimacy, you... 262 00:11:13,021 --> 00:11:15,956 You would ask me how I'm feeling about being pregnant. 263 00:11:15,957 --> 00:11:18,558 You're right. 264 00:11:18,559 --> 00:11:19,760 I'm sorry. 265 00:11:19,761 --> 00:11:22,462 Okay. 266 00:11:22,463 --> 00:11:23,563 It will all be worth it when she shows up, right? 267 00:11:29,170 --> 00:11:32,406 Yeah. Of course. 268 00:11:32,407 --> 00:11:36,209 Love you. Love you. 269 00:11:36,210 --> 00:11:38,678 There's no way I can keep this up. 270 00:11:43,785 --> 00:11:46,160 He's gonna catch on. 271 00:11:46,161 --> 00:11:48,195 I miss him, too, though. 272 00:11:48,350 --> 00:11:50,090 I do want to have a family with him. 273 00:11:51,469 --> 00:11:53,727 I only ever started lying about all of this 274 00:11:53,728 --> 00:11:55,975 To give us a chance. 275 00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:57,476 I just need to buy myself some more time. 276 00:11:58,025 --> 00:12:01,045 I've got to distract him with something. 277 00:12:01,682 --> 00:12:04,592 But what? 278 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:05,748 Ow. 279 00:12:13,614 --> 00:12:15,148 The key is to never wax above the eyebrow. 280 00:12:15,149 --> 00:12:17,377 Always shape from below. 281 00:12:17,378 --> 00:12:19,068 Trust me, I get a lot of practice. 282 00:12:19,220 --> 00:12:21,183 Look at mine. 283 00:12:21,184 --> 00:12:22,164 Kurt, why did you volunteer to give me a new look? 284 00:12:23,396 --> 00:12:27,056 One, I'm a sucker for makeovers, 285 00:12:28,471 --> 00:12:30,514 And two, you need something to distract from your horrible personality. 286 00:12:30,515 --> 00:12:34,167 Most of the time, I find it hard to be in the same room with you. 287 00:12:34,168 --> 00:12:37,490 Especially this one. 288 00:12:37,491 --> 00:12:38,891 Which looks like where 289 00:12:39,507 --> 00:12:40,183 Strawberry Shortcake and Holly Hobbie come to hook up. 290 00:12:40,184 --> 00:12:43,984 You're extremely talented, Rachel. 291 00:12:46,514 --> 00:12:48,655 Watching you perform is... Amazing. 292 00:12:48,656 --> 00:12:51,116 But sometimes it's hard to appreciate 293 00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:53,527 What a good singer you are because all I'm thinking about 294 00:12:53,528 --> 00:12:55,929 Is shoving a sock into your mouth. 295 00:12:56,146 --> 00:12:57,947 Well, what kind of makeover did you have in mind? 296 00:12:58,459 --> 00:13:02,028 We need to broaden your appeal. 297 00:13:02,029 --> 00:13:05,599 I want every boy at school to do a double take when you strut past. 298 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:08,702 There's really only just... 299 00:13:08,703 --> 00:13:12,072 One boy that I'd like to impress. 300 00:13:12,946 --> 00:13:14,741 Can you keep a secret? 301 00:13:14,742 --> 00:13:16,376 Of course. 302 00:13:16,377 --> 00:13:17,127 I'm in love with Finn. 303 00:13:18,938 --> 00:13:20,527 Really? 304 00:13:20,528 --> 00:13:21,048 I understand completely. 305 00:13:23,025 --> 00:13:24,665 Let's move on to makeup. 306 00:13:25,034 --> 00:13:26,824 I happen to know for a fact 307 00:13:27,043 --> 00:13:27,883 That Finn is attracted to loose women. 308 00:13:27,884 --> 00:13:30,624 What? Quinn is so wholesome. 309 00:13:30,704 --> 00:13:32,684 Let me put this into musical theater parlance. 310 00:13:34,095 --> 00:13:36,676 In Grease, what did Sandy do to get Danny Zuko? 311 00:13:36,677 --> 00:13:39,599 She had to ditch the poodle skirt 312 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:40,676 And slap on a cat suit. 313 00:13:40,677 --> 00:13:42,407 In short, she had to dress like a ho. 314 00:13:42,490 --> 00:13:45,425 Maybe if your look was better, 315 00:13:45,873 --> 00:13:48,508 More desirable, Finn would be in your arms right now. 316 00:13:48,509 --> 00:13:54,214 Instead of Quinn's. 317 00:13:54,215 --> 00:13:56,550 What's going on, terr? 318 00:14:00,421 --> 00:14:01,117 Just a couple more steps, okay? 319 00:14:01,118 --> 00:14:03,052 All right, stop. 320 00:14:03,147 --> 00:14:05,081 Is that the blue bomber? 321 00:14:10,598 --> 00:14:12,338 It is! 322 00:14:13,415 --> 00:14:13,925 I remember I took you to prom in this car. 323 00:14:15,183 --> 00:14:17,121 We did it in the backseat. 324 00:14:17,122 --> 00:14:18,695 Well, this isn't actually your old car. 325 00:14:18,696 --> 00:14:20,473 I found this one on eBay. 326 00:14:20,474 --> 00:14:22,002 You know, I always regretted selling this car. 327 00:14:22,003 --> 00:14:24,277 I know. That's why I got you this one. 328 00:14:24,278 --> 00:14:26,680 I thought maybe working on it would be a- 329 00:14:26,681 --> 00:14:28,244 A distraction from all the pressure that you've been under. 330 00:14:28,245 --> 00:14:31,551 You are the best. 331 00:14:31,552 --> 00:14:32,822 Honey. Yeah? 332 00:14:36,958 --> 00:14:37,888 Um, could you go and get me a frozen yogurt? 333 00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:41,195 Yeah, sure. 334 00:14:41,593 --> 00:14:42,403 Oh, maybe I'll stop by Pep Boys. 335 00:14:42,810 --> 00:14:44,898 Maybe they have some advice. 336 00:14:44,899 --> 00:14:45,841 That's a good idea. 337 00:14:45,842 --> 00:14:46,800 Yeah. Take your time, honey. 338 00:14:46,801 --> 00:14:48,841 How could you bring her here? 339 00:14:49,609 --> 00:14:50,703 What if he saw her? 340 00:14:50,704 --> 00:14:51,702 You're gonna want to hear this. 341 00:14:51,703 --> 00:14:53,103 I gave little miss peroxide my phone number 342 00:14:53,412 --> 00:14:55,113 In case of an emergency, 343 00:14:55,659 --> 00:14:56,725 And she called to drop the bomb on me. 344 00:14:56,877 --> 00:14:58,812 What? What bomb? 345 00:14:58,813 --> 00:15:00,180 What is it? 346 00:15:01,215 --> 00:15:05,018 I'm keeping my baby. 347 00:15:05,019 --> 00:15:06,886 Look, we had no intention of discriminating 348 00:15:10,625 --> 00:15:12,737 Against your glee club, Mr. Rumba. 349 00:15:12,738 --> 00:15:14,573 We extended an invitation to the Jane Addams academy 350 00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:17,989 To perform, because we're lucky enough 351 00:15:18,238 --> 00:15:20,340 To have better facilities than they do. 352 00:15:20,476 --> 00:15:22,069 And you think we don't have the same problem? 353 00:15:22,070 --> 00:15:24,672 I run the glee club at a school for the deaf. 354 00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:27,574 you think I'm rolling around in deaf choir money? 355 00:15:27,575 --> 00:15:30,144 Now sure, my kids may be deaf, 356 00:15:30,145 --> 00:15:32,680 But that shouldn't distract everyone from the fact 357 00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:34,615 That they still have 358 00:15:34,616 --> 00:15:36,083 A song in their heart, and they should have 359 00:15:36,084 --> 00:15:37,985 The same chance as everyone else to express it. 360 00:15:37,986 --> 00:15:39,820 Now I had scarlet fever as a kid, 361 00:15:39,821 --> 00:15:41,355 leaving me deaf in one ear. 362 00:15:41,356 --> 00:15:42,923 So I remember what it's like to have full hearing, 363 00:15:42,924 --> 00:15:44,958 But my poor kids don't know the difference. 364 00:15:44,959 --> 00:15:46,727 all they know is that they love performing. 365 00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:50,264 And then they have to hear that McKinley went and invited 366 00:15:50,265 --> 00:15:52,900 Those bad girls to the school. 367 00:15:52,901 --> 00:15:54,835 that's just not fair. It's not fair. 368 00:15:54,836 --> 00:15:56,770 I think your phone's ringing. What? 369 00:15:56,771 --> 00:15:58,539 Your phone's ringing. No, I got it on vibrate. 370 00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,107 All I am saying is 371 00:16:00,108 --> 00:16:01,742 That it would be nice 372 00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:02,976 If you went and hosted another scrimmage 373 00:16:02,977 --> 00:16:04,812 And had the courtesy to invite us this time. 374 00:16:04,813 --> 00:16:06,780 I couldn't agree more. 375 00:16:06,781 --> 00:16:08,282 What's that? 376 00:16:08,483 --> 00:16:09,416 I said I agree with you. 377 00:16:09,417 --> 00:16:11,084 Okay, I can't hear you. 378 00:16:11,085 --> 00:16:12,753 Talk into this ear. Scarlet fever. 379 00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:14,788 I'm sorry... : You're on! 380 00:16:14,789 --> 00:16:16,757 Um, how's Monday? 381 00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:17,791 No, it has to be Monday. 382 00:16:17,792 --> 00:16:19,526 Yes! All right! 383 00:16:19,527 --> 00:16:21,128 Monday! 384 00:16:21,129 --> 00:16:22,663 I can't wait to see the kids do their numbers! 385 00:16:22,664 --> 00:16:26,099 You don't have to make fun of me with those hand gestures. 386 00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:28,702 No, I didn't... 387 00:16:28,703 --> 00:16:29,970 I didn't mean to. 388 00:16:29,971 --> 00:16:31,705 Let me check with my secretary. 389 00:16:31,706 --> 00:16:33,941 Oh, damn, four missed calls. 390 00:16:33,942 --> 00:16:35,509 What's that? 391 00:16:35,510 --> 00:16:37,945 I didn't say anything. 392 00:16:37,946 --> 00:16:39,579 Yes, thank you. I take it black, two sugars. 393 00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:43,650 Hello. 394 00:16:43,651 --> 00:16:45,152 Hello?! 395 00:16:45,153 --> 00:16:46,486 I can't do this anymore. 396 00:16:48,198 --> 00:16:49,498 It's time to tell him. 397 00:16:49,499 --> 00:16:50,933 Terri? Yeah, honey? 398 00:16:50,934 --> 00:16:52,534 Oh, hey, Kendra. 399 00:16:52,535 --> 00:16:54,102 Damn, will. 400 00:16:54,203 --> 00:16:56,138 You make one sexy grease monkey. 401 00:16:56,139 --> 00:16:58,774 I am having so much fun. 402 00:16:58,775 --> 00:17:00,776 Working with my hands, 403 00:17:00,777 --> 00:17:01,977 Searching for parts all over town. 404 00:17:01,978 --> 00:17:03,612 I feel like I'm in a Springsteen song. 405 00:17:03,613 --> 00:17:05,714 Well, I got to get some old dish towels- 406 00:17:05,715 --> 00:17:08,050 Mop up the grime. 407 00:17:08,051 --> 00:17:09,418 That car is the perfect distraction. 408 00:17:13,356 --> 00:17:16,257 I would get something like that for Phil 409 00:17:16,258 --> 00:17:17,792 If I didn't think it would make him so happy. 410 00:17:17,793 --> 00:17:19,794 What's the difference? 411 00:17:19,795 --> 00:17:21,129 He's going to get pretty damn suspicious 412 00:17:21,130 --> 00:17:22,464 When I come home from the hospital without a baby. 413 00:17:22,465 --> 00:17:24,532 You need to relax. 414 00:17:24,533 --> 00:17:26,201 And drink more. 415 00:17:27,303 --> 00:17:29,137 I have got this whole thing figured out. 416 00:17:29,138 --> 00:17:31,773 You do? Mm-hmm. 417 00:17:31,774 --> 00:17:33,975 Blondie's due date is right around spring break. 418 00:17:33,976 --> 00:17:36,578 You and I 419 00:17:36,579 --> 00:17:38,279 Are going to have a lady's week at a spa down in CinccI 420 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:41,783 That caters to the prenatal set. 421 00:17:41,784 --> 00:17:43,985 But, in reality, we're gonna be camped out 422 00:17:43,986 --> 00:17:46,621 At Wu's office with Quinn until that high school hussy drops. 423 00:17:46,622 --> 00:17:50,258 That's a great plan. 424 00:17:50,259 --> 00:17:53,294 Except for the fact that Quinn won't give us her baby anymore. 425 00:17:53,295 --> 00:17:56,431 But she will, dummy. 426 00:17:56,432 --> 00:17:59,601 We have to distract her with the reality of her situation. 427 00:17:59,602 --> 00:18:02,604 How are we going to do that? 428 00:18:02,605 --> 00:18:05,006 She needs money. 429 00:18:05,007 --> 00:18:06,708 I'm going to have her babysit my kids. 430 00:18:06,709 --> 00:18:09,878 Five minutes alone with those little mongrels 431 00:18:09,879 --> 00:18:11,513 And she'll have her tubes tied. 432 00:18:11,514 --> 00:18:13,214 You're so smart. 433 00:18:13,215 --> 00:18:15,750 You got the beauty, but I got the brains and the beauty. 434 00:18:15,751 --> 00:18:18,820 Hey, Rachel. 435 00:18:28,064 --> 00:18:30,465 Oh, hey, Finn. 436 00:18:30,466 --> 00:18:32,367 I didn't see you there. 437 00:18:32,368 --> 00:18:34,002 Did you want to ask me something? 438 00:18:34,003 --> 00:18:35,603 Uh, yeah, I-I just, I forgot. 439 00:18:37,973 --> 00:18:40,275 I got distracted. 440 00:18:40,276 --> 00:18:41,743 Well, I'm glad I got your attention. 441 00:18:41,744 --> 00:18:43,278 I wanted to know if you wanted to come over on Friday night. 442 00:18:43,279 --> 00:18:45,847 As someone who's had long, luxurious locks 443 00:18:45,848 --> 00:18:47,215 Since I was a toddler in the pageant circuit, 444 00:18:47,216 --> 00:18:49,484 I figured I could give you 445 00:18:49,485 --> 00:18:50,819 Some tips on our Hair number. 446 00:18:50,820 --> 00:18:52,387 Yeah, that'd be great. 447 00:18:52,388 --> 00:18:54,556 Great. How's 8:00? 448 00:18:54,557 --> 00:18:56,991 8:00 is terrific. It's terrific. 449 00:18:56,992 --> 00:19:00,128 Objective achieved. 450 00:19:03,132 --> 00:19:05,133 Commence phase two. 451 00:19:05,134 --> 00:19:07,569 Hey, Quinn. 452 00:19:07,570 --> 00:19:08,970 I, uh, wanted to ask your permission 453 00:19:11,006 --> 00:19:12,674 To maybe do something on Friday night, if... 454 00:19:12,675 --> 00:19:15,777 Oh, that's fine. 455 00:19:15,778 --> 00:19:17,112 I'm babysitting anyways. 456 00:19:17,113 --> 00:19:19,714 Oh, cool. 457 00:19:19,715 --> 00:19:21,349 I'll see ya. 458 00:19:21,350 --> 00:19:22,584 Hey, 459 00:19:25,821 --> 00:19:27,789 What are you doing on Friday? 460 00:19:27,790 --> 00:19:29,324 Just the usual. 461 00:19:29,325 --> 00:19:30,859 Was going to stand outside the 7-eleven looking depressed 462 00:19:30,860 --> 00:19:32,761 Until someone offered to buy me beer, 463 00:19:32,762 --> 00:19:34,229 But what's going on? 464 00:19:34,230 --> 00:19:35,396 You want to maybe babysit with me? 465 00:19:35,397 --> 00:19:37,665 Some of you, particularly the guys, 466 00:19:41,771 --> 00:19:43,938 Have come up to me with some questions about Hairography. 467 00:19:43,939 --> 00:19:46,078 One of our own has volunteered to walk us through it. 468 00:19:46,079 --> 00:19:48,447 She has got it down. 469 00:19:48,468 --> 00:19:49,968 Brittany, take it away. 470 00:19:50,246 --> 00:19:51,936 Take what away? 471 00:19:53,566 --> 00:19:54,666 Show us what you got. 472 00:19:55,425 --> 00:19:56,150 Oh. All right. 473 00:19:56,151 --> 00:19:57,985 So, Hairography. 474 00:19:58,554 --> 00:19:59,620 It works best when you pretend like you're getting tasered. 475 00:19:59,621 --> 00:20:01,689 So you just move your head around 476 00:20:02,391 --> 00:20:03,725 Like you're spazzing and stuff. 477 00:20:03,726 --> 00:20:06,895 Very nice. Wow. 478 00:20:11,467 --> 00:20:12,734 You guys, it's like cool epilepsy. 479 00:20:16,071 --> 00:20:18,006 Come on, guys. 480 00:20:18,007 --> 00:20:19,607 Let's see what you got. 481 00:20:19,608 --> 00:20:21,643 Good, guys, yeah. 482 00:20:21,644 --> 00:20:22,911 Just relax and go for it, all right. 483 00:20:22,912 --> 00:20:25,413 My neck, my back. 484 00:20:30,753 --> 00:20:34,155 When is the lying going to stop, sue? 485 00:20:35,524 --> 00:20:37,759 I don't know what you're talking about. 486 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:38,760 You've been spying on me and we both know it. 487 00:20:38,761 --> 00:20:41,162 You'll do anything to torpedo glee club. 488 00:20:41,697 --> 00:20:43,331 And it has got to stop! 489 00:20:43,332 --> 00:20:44,866 I resent that accusation, William. 490 00:20:44,867 --> 00:20:47,001 And one I understand you've been making to our friends 491 00:20:47,002 --> 00:20:48,770 At Haverbrook and Jane Addams. 492 00:20:48,771 --> 00:20:49,771 And it's an outrageous 493 00:20:49,772 --> 00:20:51,372 Affront to my sterling reputation! 494 00:20:51,373 --> 00:20:53,975 That being said, 495 00:20:53,976 --> 00:20:55,276 Fine, I have been checking up on you. 496 00:20:55,277 --> 00:20:57,212 Because I don't like what's going on in there. 497 00:20:57,213 --> 00:20:59,347 Do you know why I make each of my cheerios 498 00:20:59,348 --> 00:21:01,311 Wear her hair pulled back in a ponytail? 499 00:21:01,312 --> 00:21:03,714 Because I don't want to distract from her impeccable talent. 500 00:21:03,770 --> 00:21:06,138 You seem to be taking the opposite approach, Will. 501 00:21:06,522 --> 00:21:09,858 And that leads me to believe you know your kids 502 00:21:09,859 --> 00:21:11,811 Don't have what it takes. 503 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:13,245 I believe in my kids. 504 00:21:13,662 --> 00:21:15,363 Well, maybe in the beginning, but not now. 505 00:21:15,364 --> 00:21:17,332 Now that you've seen the competition 506 00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:18,332 That threatens your very position at this school! 507 00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:21,783 You're going to get me an updated set list by 5:00 tomorrow. 508 00:21:22,504 --> 00:21:25,313 And if there's anything on that list 509 00:21:25,314 --> 00:21:26,722 That involved, demeaning, fruity hair tossing, I'm cutting it! 510 00:21:26,723 --> 00:21:30,845 I will not let you dictate my number choices. 511 00:21:30,846 --> 00:21:34,816 And you are not getting that list. 512 00:21:34,817 --> 00:21:37,385 Well, then I'm back as co-director. 513 00:21:37,386 --> 00:21:39,053 Okay, guys, from the top. 514 00:21:46,228 --> 00:21:48,529 I'll just be a second. 515 00:21:49,844 --> 00:21:52,045 Thanks again for helping me out with this Hairography stuff. 516 00:21:52,046 --> 00:21:54,247 Yeah, I mean, 517 00:21:54,248 --> 00:21:55,381 You know, it's all about getting warmed up. 518 00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:57,383 Could you think of a song, 519 00:21:57,384 --> 00:21:58,284 Maybe, that we could practice with? 520 00:21:58,285 --> 00:21:59,853 What about the, the one from Grease? 521 00:21:59,854 --> 00:22:02,222 You know, we did it 522 00:22:02,223 --> 00:22:03,423 When you first joined the club? 523 00:22:03,424 --> 00:22:04,511 Okay, only I was just mostly 524 00:22:04,512 --> 00:22:06,542 Nervous that day, but it... 525 00:22:07,383 --> 00:22:09,363 Tell me about it... Stud. 526 00:22:12,033 --> 00:22:13,833 I got chills, they're multiplyin' 527 00:22:20,911 --> 00:22:25,014 and I'm losing control 528 00:22:25,199 --> 00:22:28,835 'cause the power you're supplyin' 529 00:22:28,849 --> 00:22:34,387 it's electrifyin'! 530 00:22:34,388 --> 00:22:35,789 you better shape up 531 00:22:35,790 --> 00:22:37,857 'cause I need a man 532 00:22:37,858 --> 00:22:41,728 but my heart is set on you 533 00:22:41,729 --> 00:22:43,396 Wait, stop, stop. 534 00:22:43,397 --> 00:22:45,098 What's wrong? 535 00:22:46,901 --> 00:22:48,034 I need to be honest with you. 536 00:22:48,035 --> 00:22:49,502 I'm-I'm really uncomfortable right now. 537 00:22:49,503 --> 00:22:51,504 I'm gonna say this as nicely as I possibly can, 538 00:22:51,505 --> 00:22:53,873 But you look like 539 00:22:53,874 --> 00:22:55,341 A sad clown hooker. 540 00:22:55,342 --> 00:22:57,143 What? 541 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:00,480 This look, 542 00:23:00,481 --> 00:23:01,548 It just isn't you. 543 00:23:01,549 --> 00:23:03,983 I mean, maybe when I first saw it, 544 00:23:03,984 --> 00:23:05,585 I was caught off guard that you looked all 545 00:23:05,586 --> 00:23:07,554 Adult and stuff, 546 00:23:07,555 --> 00:23:08,715 But it's not what's really great about you, Rachel. 547 00:23:09,123 --> 00:23:12,843 I actually like the way 548 00:23:13,289 --> 00:23:14,100 You usually dress, sequined leg warmers and stuff. 549 00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:17,611 I thought this was what you liked. 550 00:23:18,658 --> 00:23:21,158 No, not at all. 551 00:23:22,256 --> 00:23:25,406 Funny, I was just having this conversation 552 00:23:25,999 --> 00:23:27,907 Last week with Kurt, and he asked me... 553 00:23:27,908 --> 00:23:30,043 So what kind of girls do you like? 554 00:23:30,044 --> 00:23:31,911 Oh, uh, I like it 555 00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:33,246 When they're natural and stuff; 556 00:23:33,247 --> 00:23:35,448 Not a lot of makeup, not skintight clothes. 557 00:23:35,449 --> 00:23:37,884 That sort of thing, you know? 558 00:23:37,885 --> 00:23:39,219 Totally. 559 00:23:40,176 --> 00:23:42,210 I feel like an idiot. 560 00:23:43,667 --> 00:23:45,227 No, no, this is my fault. 561 00:23:45,292 --> 00:23:47,460 It isn't right for me to be here anyway. 562 00:23:49,330 --> 00:23:52,340 But I really like you, Rachel. 563 00:23:53,878 --> 00:23:56,028 I gotta go. 564 00:23:59,235 --> 00:24:00,095 I told you we should have been the cowboys. 565 00:24:07,815 --> 00:24:09,749 My bad. 566 00:24:10,555 --> 00:24:11,125 What are we gonna do about this? 567 00:24:12,020 --> 00:24:14,021 Who are you texting?! 568 00:24:15,289 --> 00:24:16,799 Uh, Mike Ching. He's got wind problems. 569 00:24:17,077 --> 00:24:19,793 Well, put the phone down and help me 570 00:24:19,794 --> 00:24:21,277 With this knot. I've almost got it. 571 00:24:21,278 --> 00:24:24,580 Stop that! Not the table! 572 00:24:29,164 --> 00:24:31,465 Think of something! 573 00:24:32,339 --> 00:24:33,472 I brought my guitar. 574 00:24:34,391 --> 00:24:35,425 Why don't we sing them a lullaby? 575 00:24:35,426 --> 00:24:36,443 Give me this. Hey, kids, look at me. 576 00:24:36,444 --> 00:24:38,145 Want to see a real live music video? 577 00:24:40,364 --> 00:24:43,533 Okay. papa, I know you're going to be upset 578 00:24:44,384 --> 00:24:49,187 'cause I was always your little girl 579 00:24:49,188 --> 00:24:53,125 but you should know by now, I'm not a baby 580 00:24:53,126 --> 00:24:58,730 you always taught me right from wrong 581 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,980 I need your help, daddy, please be strong 582 00:25:04,633 --> 00:25:08,303 I may be young at heart, but I know what I'm sayin' 583 00:25:08,633 --> 00:25:13,153 the one you warned me all about 584 00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:19,520 the one you said I could do without 585 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:23,630 we're in an awful mess 586 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,770 and I don't mean maybe, please 587 00:25:27,116 --> 00:25:30,752 papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep 588 00:25:31,580 --> 00:25:35,583 papa don't preach, I been losing sleep 589 00:25:35,597 --> 00:25:39,867 but I made up my mind, I'm keepin' my baby 590 00:25:39,964 --> 00:25:45,535 ooh, I'm gonna keep my baby, mm-mm. 591 00:25:45,733 --> 00:25:50,737 Sing it again. 592 00:25:52,999 --> 00:25:54,199 I think this is the first time 593 00:26:03,140 --> 00:26:05,156 They have all been asleep at the same time. 594 00:26:05,157 --> 00:26:07,992 What's that smell? 595 00:26:10,504 --> 00:26:11,834 Soap. 596 00:26:11,995 --> 00:26:12,995 You got them to take a bath? 597 00:26:14,232 --> 00:26:16,667 What are you, an exorcist? 598 00:26:16,913 --> 00:26:18,814 She's like a jet, right? 599 00:26:21,665 --> 00:26:22,998 I need a new clutch and a new set of shocks, but she is 600 00:26:23,016 --> 00:26:26,403 Really coming together. 601 00:26:26,404 --> 00:26:27,361 What are you gonna do when the kid comes? 602 00:26:27,362 --> 00:26:29,429 You can't put a car seat in that thing. 603 00:26:30,223 --> 00:26:33,025 No latch system. 604 00:26:33,026 --> 00:26:34,527 You were awesome tonight. 605 00:26:35,663 --> 00:26:37,413 I was surprised at how I kinda enjoyed it. 606 00:26:38,220 --> 00:26:42,190 I was worried about you at first. 607 00:26:42,324 --> 00:26:43,970 You seemed distracted, all that texting to mike. 608 00:26:43,971 --> 00:26:47,040 Distracted? I was the opposite, babe. 609 00:26:47,129 --> 00:26:49,759 I was totally into it. 610 00:26:50,042 --> 00:26:51,309 All I know is we proved something tonight: 611 00:26:51,714 --> 00:26:53,281 This parenting thing? We can do this. 612 00:26:54,848 --> 00:26:58,150 You set me up... With Finn! 613 00:27:01,321 --> 00:27:04,457 Looks like someone is running for drama Queen again. 614 00:27:04,458 --> 00:27:06,792 How could you do that? 615 00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:08,027 I thought we were friends. 616 00:27:08,028 --> 00:27:09,695 And what made you think that? 617 00:27:09,696 --> 00:27:11,297 You should be thanking me. 618 00:27:12,532 --> 00:27:14,033 All I did was help you realize that your schoolgirl fantasy 619 00:27:14,034 --> 00:27:16,502 Of running off with Finn was nothing but a fairytale. 620 00:27:16,503 --> 00:27:18,704 You like him. 621 00:27:18,705 --> 00:27:20,773 Yeah, that's, that's what this is. 622 00:27:22,075 --> 00:27:23,943 And you were just trying to eliminate the competition. 623 00:27:23,944 --> 00:27:26,011 I was just helping him understand 624 00:27:26,012 --> 00:27:28,402 That you are not a viable second choice. 625 00:27:28,821 --> 00:27:30,555 You think I'm a second choice? 626 00:27:33,312 --> 00:27:35,512 A distant second. 627 00:27:36,837 --> 00:27:38,057 You think I'm living in a fairytale? 628 00:27:38,162 --> 00:27:39,796 If I were second or if I were 50th, 629 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,128 I'd still be ahead of you because I'm a girl. 630 00:27:42,129 --> 00:27:44,296 Okay, here's the dope, princess: 631 00:27:46,767 --> 00:27:49,435 There's no hope for either of us. 632 00:27:49,436 --> 00:27:51,771 He loves Quinn. They're having a baby together. 633 00:27:51,772 --> 00:27:55,474 We're nothing but distractions. 634 00:27:56,422 --> 00:27:58,990 The sooner we realize that... The better. 635 00:27:59,346 --> 00:28:03,382 Keep your paws off my man. 636 00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:10,179 Clear? 637 00:28:11,366 --> 00:28:11,826 Who's your man? 638 00:28:13,718 --> 00:28:14,751 Don't play stupid, tubers. 639 00:28:15,428 --> 00:28:17,096 Oh, and for the record, 640 00:28:17,097 --> 00:28:19,265 Asking someone to babysit with you is super '90s. 641 00:28:19,266 --> 00:28:23,035 I happen to know that Puck cares about me. 642 00:28:23,036 --> 00:28:26,116 Oh, wake up! 643 00:28:26,123 --> 00:28:27,043 While you two were babysitting, Puck and I were sexting. 644 00:28:27,067 --> 00:28:29,835 Sexting? 645 00:28:29,970 --> 00:28:32,550 Sexy texting. Seriously, what era are you from? 646 00:28:32,779 --> 00:28:35,981 While you two were 647 00:28:35,982 --> 00:28:37,249 "playing house," 648 00:28:37,250 --> 00:28:38,360 Puck and I were trading super-hot texts. 649 00:28:38,581 --> 00:28:41,491 Why don't you check his cell phone? 650 00:28:41,940 --> 00:28:44,374 'cause my sexts are too hot to erase. 651 00:28:44,375 --> 00:28:47,105 Thank you all for coming. 652 00:28:52,877 --> 00:28:54,056 We are so honored to have you guys here. 653 00:28:54,057 --> 00:28:56,258 So, without further ado, I present the new directions. 654 00:28:57,051 --> 00:29:01,888 Yes, so crazy right now. 655 00:29:05,895 --> 00:29:10,098 Most incredibly, it's your boy Artie, 656 00:29:10,099 --> 00:29:14,403 It's your girl Mercedes. 657 00:29:14,404 --> 00:29:17,406 You ready? 658 00:29:21,878 --> 00:29:23,745 I look and stare so deep in your eyes 659 00:29:23,746 --> 00:29:26,415 I touch on you more and more every time 660 00:29:26,416 --> 00:29:28,750 when you leave, I'm begging you not to go 661 00:29:28,751 --> 00:29:30,953 call your name two, three times in a row 662 00:29:30,954 --> 00:29:33,822 I'm hairy high and low 663 00:29:33,823 --> 00:29:36,491 don't ask me why, I don't know, oh-oh-oh 664 00:29:36,492 --> 00:29:41,063 I'm going so crazy right now 665 00:29:41,064 --> 00:29:43,732 your love's got me looking so crazy right now 666 00:29:43,733 --> 00:29:46,435 got me lookin' so crazy right now 667 00:29:46,436 --> 00:29:47,436 your touch got me lookin' 668 00:29:47,437 --> 00:29:49,271 so crazy right now 669 00:29:49,272 --> 00:29:50,906 give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair 670 00:29:50,907 --> 00:29:55,544 shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen 671 00:29:55,545 --> 00:29:59,781 got me hoping you page me right now 672 00:29:59,782 --> 00:30:02,017 your kiss got me hopin' you save me right now 673 00:30:02,018 --> 00:30:04,920 lookin' so crazy, your love's got me lookin' 674 00:30:04,921 --> 00:30:07,689 got me lookin' so crazy, your love 675 00:30:07,690 --> 00:30:10,025 got me lookin' so crazy right now 676 00:30:10,026 --> 00:30:12,427 your love's got me lookin' so crazy right now 677 00:30:12,428 --> 00:30:14,629 got me lookin' so crazy right now 678 00:30:14,630 --> 00:30:16,431 your touch got me lookin' so crazy right now 679 00:30:16,432 --> 00:30:19,634 down to here, down to there 680 00:30:19,635 --> 00:30:21,603 down to there, down to where it stops by itself 681 00:30:21,604 --> 00:30:26,375 where it stops by itself 682 00:30:26,376 --> 00:30:28,910 oh-oh-oh, got me lookin' so crazy right now so crazy 683 00:30:28,911 --> 00:30:31,813 your love's got me lookin' so crazy right now 684 00:30:31,814 --> 00:30:34,149 got me lookin' so crazy right now 685 00:30:34,150 --> 00:30:36,551 your touch got me lookin' so crazy right now 686 00:30:36,552 --> 00:30:39,087 crazy right now! 687 00:30:39,088 --> 00:30:41,723 It didn't work at all, did it? 688 00:30:52,567 --> 00:30:53,668 No, it's just the rehearsal. 689 00:30:54,169 --> 00:30:55,203 It's still just a little rough, 690 00:30:55,204 --> 00:30:56,638 But we're onto something. 691 00:30:56,639 --> 00:30:57,639 imagine there's no heaven 692 00:31:19,962 --> 00:31:23,865 it easy if you try 693 00:31:27,370 --> 00:31:30,772 no hell below us 694 00:31:33,209 --> 00:31:37,112 above us, only sky 695 00:31:40,416 --> 00:31:44,252 imagine all the people 696 00:31:45,621 --> 00:31:49,824 living life for today 697 00:31:49,825 --> 00:31:56,097 imagine there's no countries 698 00:31:56,098 --> 00:32:02,404 it's not hard to do 699 00:32:02,405 --> 00:32:08,443 nothing to kill or die for 700 00:32:08,444 --> 00:32:15,317 and no religion, too 701 00:32:17,687 --> 00:32:20,722 imagine all the people 702 00:32:23,125 --> 00:32:27,762 living life in peace, yoo-hoo-ooh-ooh 703 00:32:27,763 --> 00:32:34,603 you may say I'm a dreamer 704 00:32:34,604 --> 00:32:39,174 ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh 705 00:32:39,175 --> 00:32:42,110 but I'm not the only one 706 00:32:42,111 --> 00:32:44,813 I hope someday you will join us 707 00:32:47,717 --> 00:32:49,117 I hope someday you will join us 708 00:32:49,118 --> 00:32:51,286 ooh 709 00:32:51,287 --> 00:32:53,154 and the world will be as one 710 00:32:54,523 --> 00:32:59,828 imagine no possessions 711 00:32:59,829 --> 00:33:04,599 I wonder if you can 712 00:33:07,003 --> 00:33:12,307 no need for greed or hunger 713 00:33:12,308 --> 00:33:17,279 a brotherhood of man 714 00:33:19,015 --> 00:33:23,551 imagine all the people 715 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:29,691 sharing all the world 716 00:33:29,692 --> 00:33:34,529 you 717 00:33:34,530 --> 00:33:37,599 you may say I'm a dreamer 718 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:41,069 ooh 719 00:33:41,070 --> 00:33:43,405 but I'm not the only one 720 00:33:43,406 --> 00:33:46,474 I hope someday you will join us 721 00:33:49,945 --> 00:33:55,850 and the world will live as one. 722 00:33:58,351 --> 00:34:06,559 Hey, baby. 723 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:22,960 You really don't want to do that. 724 00:34:24,110 --> 00:34:24,510 You lied to me. 725 00:34:24,753 --> 00:34:26,220 I'm sorry. 726 00:34:29,070 --> 00:34:30,137 I tried to resist Santana. 727 00:34:30,138 --> 00:34:31,805 I did. 728 00:34:31,806 --> 00:34:33,073 But I'm young and girls have this power over me. 729 00:34:33,074 --> 00:34:34,374 But, hey, it's all good. 730 00:34:34,375 --> 00:34:38,011 It's definitely not all good. 731 00:34:38,012 --> 00:34:39,246 I thought you wanted to be with me. 732 00:34:39,247 --> 00:34:41,148 I do. Like, a lot. 733 00:34:41,149 --> 00:34:42,349 But you haven't given it up to me 734 00:34:42,350 --> 00:34:45,252 Since the night I knocked you up, 735 00:34:45,253 --> 00:34:46,553 And, baby, I'm a dude. 736 00:34:46,554 --> 00:34:47,688 I have needs. 737 00:34:47,689 --> 00:34:49,456 So, you expect to raise a baby with me 738 00:34:49,457 --> 00:34:50,691 And text dirty messages to every other girl at this school 739 00:34:50,692 --> 00:34:52,693 If I don't give it up to you every day? 740 00:34:52,694 --> 00:34:56,063 No. Just the hot girls. 741 00:34:56,064 --> 00:34:58,098 Look, I'm going to be a good dad, 742 00:34:58,099 --> 00:35:00,767 But I'm not going to stop being me to do it. 743 00:35:03,037 --> 00:35:04,972 You can have her. 744 00:35:04,973 --> 00:35:06,907 Are you serious? 745 00:35:10,211 --> 00:35:11,378 A girl really needs a good father. 746 00:35:11,379 --> 00:35:13,514 And the only way she's going to get that 747 00:35:13,515 --> 00:35:15,816 Is if I give her to you. 748 00:35:17,318 --> 00:35:19,186 You think Mr. Shue's going to be a good father, don't you? 749 00:35:19,187 --> 00:35:20,420 Yeah. 750 00:35:21,890 --> 00:35:24,925 I think he's going to be an amazing dad. 751 00:35:27,595 --> 00:35:29,096 Will! Hey, guys. 752 00:35:29,097 --> 00:35:31,765 I thought you were going to be at the scrap yard all afternoon. 753 00:35:33,568 --> 00:35:36,403 Oh, yeah, uh, change of plans. 754 00:35:36,404 --> 00:35:38,238 Got distracted with something else. 755 00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:40,641 Uh, Quinn, what are you doing here? 756 00:35:40,642 --> 00:35:42,509 Oh, girl talk. 757 00:35:42,510 --> 00:35:45,245 We're exchanging pregnancy war stories. 758 00:35:45,246 --> 00:35:46,647 Oh, that's... Nice. 759 00:35:46,648 --> 00:35:49,016 Well, when you get a sec, 760 00:35:49,017 --> 00:35:51,985 Can you meet me out in the garage, Terr? 761 00:35:52,378 --> 00:35:53,187 Oh, I was just leaving, so... 762 00:35:53,188 --> 00:35:54,788 Yes? 763 00:35:54,789 --> 00:35:58,592 Later, Mr. Shue. 764 00:36:04,940 --> 00:36:06,140 You know I hate surprises. 765 00:36:18,185 --> 00:36:19,685 Where's the blue bomber II? 766 00:36:26,955 --> 00:36:28,722 I sold it to some kid. 767 00:36:37,465 --> 00:36:38,799 For a tidy little profit. 768 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,434 Let him have the fun. 769 00:36:40,435 --> 00:36:41,635 I made enough for a down payment on a car for our whole family. 770 00:36:42,327 --> 00:36:43,003 Oh, Terri. 771 00:36:43,004 --> 00:36:46,306 I love you. 772 00:36:48,735 --> 00:36:50,770 And our little girl. 773 00:36:51,663 --> 00:36:53,030 And I don't want anything to distract me from you guys. 774 00:36:53,348 --> 00:36:54,982 Hi. 775 00:36:55,551 --> 00:36:58,653 ...Hi. 776 00:37:06,138 --> 00:37:06,418 Can we be in love again? 777 00:37:07,066 --> 00:37:08,466 I have to tell you something first. 778 00:37:09,997 --> 00:37:11,787 I, uh... 779 00:37:13,122 --> 00:37:15,623 I want us to be honest with each other, no matter what. 780 00:37:15,655 --> 00:37:16,169 You can tell me anything. 781 00:37:16,170 --> 00:37:18,672 Cool. Uh... 782 00:37:19,487 --> 00:37:22,255 It... It's not really even that big a deal. 783 00:37:22,539 --> 00:37:23,349 I mean, I didn't actually do anything, 784 00:37:24,095 --> 00:37:25,846 But, the other night, when you were babysitting... 785 00:37:25,847 --> 00:37:28,782 I kind of went over to Rachel's house. 786 00:37:28,783 --> 00:37:31,685 But nothing happened. 787 00:37:33,321 --> 00:37:34,488 I... Just was worked up about us fighting 788 00:37:36,024 --> 00:37:37,190 And then she put on this really weird cat woman suit, 789 00:37:37,191 --> 00:37:40,160 And so I think something could have happened, 790 00:37:40,161 --> 00:37:43,463 But it didn't. 791 00:37:43,464 --> 00:37:45,432 Because I only want to be with you. 792 00:37:45,433 --> 00:37:47,000 It's all right. 793 00:37:48,403 --> 00:37:50,671 Thank you for being honest with me. 794 00:37:52,173 --> 00:37:53,340 I love you, Quinn. 795 00:37:54,742 --> 00:37:57,311 I love you, too. 796 00:37:58,627 --> 00:38:01,629 Hey, Sue. You got a sec? 797 00:38:04,179 --> 00:38:06,180 Sure. 798 00:38:44,959 --> 00:38:46,159 I owe you an apology. 799 00:38:48,597 --> 00:38:49,797 I did think the kids needed to be a little more showbiz 800 00:38:50,740 --> 00:38:52,300 And I was wrong. 801 00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:56,203 That isn't who they are. 802 00:38:56,204 --> 00:38:57,414 So, thank you for helping me see that. 803 00:38:58,347 --> 00:39:00,040 Oh, and, uh, here's the new set list. 804 00:39:00,041 --> 00:39:02,831 Wow, these are great choices, William. 805 00:39:03,978 --> 00:39:06,113 "Proud Mary. " 806 00:39:10,618 --> 00:39:12,519 Smokin' hot deep cut. 807 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,254 Smokin' hot! 808 00:39:14,255 --> 00:39:15,756 Don't mock me. 809 00:39:15,757 --> 00:39:17,457 Sorry. 810 00:39:17,458 --> 00:39:18,492 Oh, I don't recognize this last one. 811 00:39:18,493 --> 00:39:19,626 Oh, that's the new addition. 812 00:39:19,627 --> 00:39:21,294 Yeah, I want the kids to forget everything I taught them 813 00:39:21,295 --> 00:39:22,896 About Hairography because... 814 00:39:22,897 --> 00:39:25,298 We're starting from scratch. 815 00:39:25,299 --> 00:39:26,666 Grab a stool. 816 00:39:26,667 --> 00:39:28,335 So, we're a stool choir now? 817 00:39:28,336 --> 00:39:29,736 Nope. We're not dancing with the stools. 818 00:39:29,737 --> 00:39:31,304 No gimmicks. No false theatricality. 819 00:39:31,305 --> 00:39:33,473 We're just going to sit in them and sing. 820 00:39:33,474 --> 00:39:36,810 Thanks, Mr. Schuester. 821 00:39:36,811 --> 00:39:39,246 This is their set list from sectionals. 822 00:39:42,417 --> 00:39:43,717 "don't stop believing. " that's in. 823 00:39:45,153 --> 00:39:49,256 "Proud Mary," 824 00:39:49,257 --> 00:39:50,524 Performed in wheelchairs. That's in. 825 00:39:50,525 --> 00:39:52,025 Now, I suggest you take these two songs, 826 00:39:52,026 --> 00:39:54,027 Split them between your two groups, 827 00:39:54,028 --> 00:39:56,530 And I'll pull some strings 828 00:39:56,531 --> 00:39:58,832 And make sure that Schuester and his group perform last. 829 00:39:58,833 --> 00:40:00,400 That way, it'll look like he stole the songs 830 00:40:00,401 --> 00:40:02,869 From you. 831 00:40:02,870 --> 00:40:06,807 Um, who do you think I am? 832 00:40:06,808 --> 00:40:08,108 That's actually a very good question 833 00:40:08,109 --> 00:40:10,544 Because I've forgotten both of your names. 834 00:40:10,545 --> 00:40:12,312 Look, I spend every waking hour of my day 835 00:40:12,313 --> 00:40:14,014 Trying to teach those girls that lying and cheating 836 00:40:14,015 --> 00:40:17,451 Is not the way you're ever going to get ahead. 837 00:40:17,452 --> 00:40:19,719 And you're suggesting I do exactly that, 838 00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:21,822 So that they can win a singing competition? 839 00:40:21,823 --> 00:40:23,557 Yeah, pretty much. 840 00:40:23,558 --> 00:40:25,459 I think you're missing an opportunity 841 00:40:25,460 --> 00:40:26,960 To give your girls a second chance. 842 00:40:29,564 --> 00:40:31,498 These McKinley kids are going to do fine. 843 00:40:31,499 --> 00:40:33,533 But outside of glee club, 844 00:40:33,534 --> 00:40:35,669 Your girls don't have a heck of a lot going for them. 845 00:40:35,670 --> 00:40:37,404 And I'd hate to see them so devastated by losing 846 00:40:37,405 --> 00:40:39,339 That they'd give up entirely. 847 00:40:39,340 --> 00:40:43,677 You know how many deaf choirs have won this competition? 848 00:40:43,678 --> 00:40:45,312 Okay. Everybody's going to need to speak up 849 00:40:45,313 --> 00:40:48,148 Because I can't hear. 850 00:40:48,149 --> 00:40:50,717 Deaf in one ear. Scarlet fever. 851 00:40:50,718 --> 00:40:51,818 I assume you read lips. Read these. 852 00:40:51,819 --> 00:40:53,887 Never let anything distract you from winning. 853 00:40:53,888 --> 00:40:56,890 Ever. 854 00:40:58,226 --> 00:41:04,064 you with the sad eyes 855 00:41:07,485 --> 00:41:07,885 don't be discouraged 856 00:41:10,071 --> 00:41:14,307 oh, I realize it's hard to take courage 857 00:41:14,308 --> 00:41:16,243 in a world full of people 858 00:41:16,244 --> 00:41:21,348 you can lose sight of it all 859 00:41:21,349 --> 00:41:25,852 and darkness, still inside you 860 00:41:25,853 --> 00:41:28,088 make you feel so small 861 00:41:28,089 --> 00:41:30,457 but I see your true colors shining through 862 00:41:30,458 --> 00:41:32,626 I see your true colors 863 00:41:32,627 --> 00:41:38,798 and that's why I love you 864 00:41:38,799 --> 00:41:41,735 so don't be afraid to let them show 865 00:41:41,736 --> 00:41:45,038 your true colors 866 00:41:45,039 --> 00:41:49,843 true colors are beautiful 867 00:41:49,844 --> 00:41:53,380 like a rainbow 868 00:41:53,381 --> 00:41:58,118 show me a smile, then 869 00:41:58,119 --> 00:42:03,223 don't be unhappy 870 00:42:03,224 --> 00:42:07,427 can't remember when 871 00:42:07,428 --> 00:42:09,763 I last saw you laughing 872 00:42:09,764 --> 00:42:12,465 if this world makes you crazy 873 00:42:12,466 --> 00:42:15,435 and you've taken all you can bear 874 00:42:15,436 --> 00:42:18,405 you call me up because you know I'll be there 875 00:42:18,406 --> 00:42:20,840 and I see your true colors shining through 876 00:42:20,841 --> 00:42:25,278 yeah 877 00:42:25,279 --> 00:42:30,650 I see your true colors and that's why I love you 878 00:42:30,651 --> 00:42:32,385 so don't be afraid 879 00:42:32,386 --> 00:42:37,757 afraid to let them show 880 00:42:37,758 --> 00:42:39,859 your true colors 881 00:42:39,860 --> 00:42:46,366 true colors 882 00:42:46,367 --> 00:42:49,102 are beautiful like a rainbow. 883 00:42:49,103 --> 00:42:51,605 true colors 884 00:42:51,606 --> 00:42:55,241 are beautiful like a rainbow. 885 00:42:56,305 --> 00:43:02,291 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/3st7s Help other users to choose the best subtitles