1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday 2 00:00:14,034 --> 00:00:15,668 How do you think that makes me feel? 3 00:00:15,669 --> 00:00:18,104 Also, Terri said she's pregnant, wow. 4 00:00:18,105 --> 00:00:19,605 But really, she's faking and Mr. Schuster doesn't know. 5 00:00:19,606 --> 00:00:21,807 This baby's the only reason he's still here. 6 00:00:21,808 --> 00:00:23,509 Will's busy getting the kids ready for sectionals 7 00:00:23,510 --> 00:00:24,777 Where they're up against a school for the deaf... 8 00:00:24,778 --> 00:00:27,446 I can't hear you. Talk into this ear. Scarlet fever. 9 00:00:27,447 --> 00:00:28,781 You're on! 10 00:00:28,782 --> 00:00:31,484 ...And a group of juvie girls. 11 00:00:31,485 --> 00:00:33,119 Aphasia, give Mr. Schuster his wallet back. 12 00:00:34,988 --> 00:00:37,123 But it turns out both of them are really good. 13 00:00:37,124 --> 00:00:39,525 It's like cool epilepsy. Also, sue kicked Quinn out 14 00:00:39,526 --> 00:00:40,960 Of the cheerios because she's pregnant. 15 00:00:40,961 --> 00:00:43,195 I can't have a pregnant girl on my squad. 16 00:00:43,196 --> 00:00:44,530 You're a disgrace. 17 00:00:44,531 --> 00:00:45,731 It's not very nice, but neither is Sue. 18 00:00:45,732 --> 00:00:47,800 Those drinks are crap! 19 00:00:47,801 --> 00:00:49,535 And that's what you missed on... glee. 20 00:01:00,046 --> 00:01:02,881 Hey, guys. Mind if I join you? 21 00:01:02,882 --> 00:01:04,683 So, what's with all the primping? 22 00:01:04,684 --> 00:01:06,518 Yearbook pictures. 23 00:01:06,519 --> 00:01:07,819 This is the 50th edition 24 00:01:07,820 --> 00:01:10,188 Of the McKinley high school thunderclap. 25 00:01:10,189 --> 00:01:11,890 I'm going to drop 20 pounds by Friday, 26 00:01:11,891 --> 00:01:13,392 Look smoking hot for that photo, 27 00:01:13,393 --> 00:01:15,827 And be down to a trim 210 for the wedding a week Saturday. 28 00:01:15,828 --> 00:01:17,462 Of course, the wedding 29 00:01:17,463 --> 00:01:18,864 Was going to be in Hawaii, but then they told me 30 00:01:18,865 --> 00:01:20,832 I couldn't bring my own fruit, so... 31 00:01:20,833 --> 00:01:23,635 But, sectionals is a week from Saturday. 32 00:01:24,771 --> 00:01:26,538 Oh, man. 33 00:01:26,539 --> 00:01:28,640 Looks like you won't be able to make it, Eminem. 34 00:01:30,076 --> 00:01:33,845 I, um, I totally forgot about sectionals. 35 00:01:33,846 --> 00:01:36,081 I'm-I'm sorry. I wanted to go. 36 00:01:36,082 --> 00:01:37,449 For the kids. 37 00:01:37,450 --> 00:01:39,551 We're not rescheduling. 38 00:01:39,552 --> 00:01:41,053 The vfw hall is booked till next June. 39 00:01:41,054 --> 00:01:42,821 The only reason this Saturday is available 40 00:01:42,822 --> 00:01:43,956 Is 'cause it's the one year anniversary 41 00:01:43,957 --> 00:01:45,757 Of that grisly fish fry shoot-out. 42 00:01:45,758 --> 00:01:47,292 I got a monster discount. 43 00:01:47,293 --> 00:01:49,628 We just got to be out of there before the candlelight vigil. 44 00:01:49,629 --> 00:01:51,630 I remember. 45 00:01:51,631 --> 00:01:53,131 Oh, my gosh. 46 00:01:53,132 --> 00:01:54,866 Sue? 47 00:01:54,867 --> 00:01:56,802 Did someone finally punch you? 48 00:01:56,803 --> 00:01:58,170 Edie. 49 00:01:58,171 --> 00:02:00,973 William. You. 50 00:02:00,974 --> 00:02:02,941 Every year, when the photos for the thunderclap 51 00:02:02,942 --> 00:02:05,444 Come around, I always elect to have a little work done. 52 00:02:05,445 --> 00:02:07,646 This year, I got myself a bit of an eye lift. 53 00:02:07,647 --> 00:02:09,648 And while they were in there, 54 00:02:09,649 --> 00:02:12,417 I told them to go ahead and yank out those tear ducts. 55 00:02:12,418 --> 00:02:13,585 Wasn't using them. 56 00:02:13,586 --> 00:02:14,753 You know, I got a storage unit 57 00:02:14,754 --> 00:02:17,622 Full of trophies and medallions. 58 00:02:17,623 --> 00:02:18,790 But, for the rest of you educators, 59 00:02:18,791 --> 00:02:20,692 These yearbook pictures 60 00:02:20,693 --> 00:02:22,461 Are really the only concrete proof you have 61 00:02:22,462 --> 00:02:23,729 That anything you've done 62 00:02:23,730 --> 00:02:25,564 In your sorry little lives 63 00:02:25,565 --> 00:02:27,332 Has made any difference whatsoever. 64 00:02:28,401 --> 00:02:30,335 My cheerios are so excited. 65 00:02:30,336 --> 00:02:32,137 Got them on a yam diet. 66 00:02:32,138 --> 00:02:34,106 It draws the water out of the skin. 67 00:02:34,107 --> 00:02:36,141 Well, I'm sure my glee kids are going to be excited, too. 68 00:02:36,142 --> 00:02:38,110 Well, glee kids don't get a photo. 69 00:02:38,111 --> 00:02:40,412 What? Why is that? 70 00:02:40,413 --> 00:02:42,681 Well, I just had a meeting with principal Figgins, Eleanor, 71 00:02:42,682 --> 00:02:44,316 And what with all the vandalism 72 00:02:44,317 --> 00:02:46,018 Of the glee club photos over the years, 73 00:02:46,019 --> 00:02:48,053 I convinced him that putting the glee kids 74 00:02:48,054 --> 00:02:50,956 In this year's thunderclap was subjecting the little freaks 75 00:02:50,957 --> 00:02:52,357 To more humiliation 76 00:02:52,358 --> 00:02:53,925 And ridicule. 77 00:02:53,926 --> 00:02:56,628 Why can't you just accept the fact that my kids 78 00:02:56,629 --> 00:02:57,929 Are going to take sectionals this year? 79 00:02:57,930 --> 00:02:59,097 That's not happening. 80 00:02:59,098 --> 00:03:00,966 And stop with the pointless vendetta. 81 00:03:00,967 --> 00:03:02,034 Right. 82 00:03:02,035 --> 00:03:03,368 This is so not fair, Sue. 83 00:03:03,369 --> 00:03:05,303 You know, I'm going to talk to Figgins about this. 84 00:03:05,304 --> 00:03:06,605 Hey, good luck with that. 85 00:03:06,606 --> 00:03:08,707 You know, you three are boring me now. 86 00:03:08,708 --> 00:03:12,177 I'm going to go do something else. 87 00:03:17,216 --> 00:03:19,651 Where's Rachel? 88 00:03:19,652 --> 00:03:20,719 She's not here yet. 89 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:22,154 Perfect. 90 00:03:22,155 --> 00:03:24,322 Glee club stands on a delicate precipice. 91 00:03:24,323 --> 00:03:25,557 We have all felt the cold 92 00:03:25,558 --> 00:03:27,459 Humiliation of a slushie in the face. 93 00:03:27,460 --> 00:03:30,462 But as of right now, our relative anonymity as a club 94 00:03:30,463 --> 00:03:33,065 Shields us from more severe persecution- 95 00:03:33,066 --> 00:03:34,733 Swirlies. 96 00:03:34,734 --> 00:03:36,134 Patriotic wedgies. 97 00:03:36,135 --> 00:03:38,203 What's a patriotic wedgie? 98 00:03:38,204 --> 00:03:41,139 It's when they hoist you up the flag pole by your undies. 99 00:03:41,140 --> 00:03:43,642 Strangely, it did make me feel more American. 100 00:03:43,643 --> 00:03:45,577 Based on my investigation, 101 00:03:45,578 --> 00:03:47,979 I am of the opinion that a yearbook photo 102 00:03:47,980 --> 00:03:50,515 Would only fuel the flames of anti-glee-club terror. 103 00:03:50,516 --> 00:03:52,717 I've done a little library research. 104 00:03:59,025 --> 00:04:02,661 Peter gellar. Glee club second tenor, 1998. 105 00:04:02,662 --> 00:04:04,763 He can be seen here with both 106 00:04:04,764 --> 00:04:06,598 A drawn on Hitler mustache and rice paddy hat. 107 00:04:06,599 --> 00:04:08,300 Shortly after the yearbook came out, 108 00:04:08,301 --> 00:04:10,168 Mr. Gellar had a nervous breakdown. 109 00:04:10,169 --> 00:04:11,570 He is now the homeless man 110 00:04:11,571 --> 00:04:13,171 Who sleeps in front of the public library. 111 00:04:13,172 --> 00:04:14,239 Patches? 112 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:15,273 Patches. 113 00:04:15,274 --> 00:04:16,908 He barks at my mom. 114 00:04:16,909 --> 00:04:19,010 Exhibit b. 115 00:04:19,011 --> 00:04:22,214 Tawny Peterson. Glee club class of 2000. 116 00:04:22,215 --> 00:04:24,883 Seen here in her photo with a cartoon knife stuck in her head, 117 00:04:24,884 --> 00:04:26,952 In a macabre tableau that, in four years, 118 00:04:26,953 --> 00:04:29,354 Would prove eerily prescient. 119 00:04:29,355 --> 00:04:30,889 I think I speak for all of us when I say 120 00:04:30,890 --> 00:04:32,691 That not having to pose for a yearbook photo 121 00:04:32,692 --> 00:04:34,559 Might be a blessing in disguise. 122 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:36,962 I suggest not fighting Figgins' ruling. 123 00:04:36,963 --> 00:04:38,263 Oh, hey, guys. 124 00:04:38,264 --> 00:04:40,398 Ah. Looking at old thunderclaps? 125 00:04:40,399 --> 00:04:41,900 It's really unsettling. 126 00:04:41,901 --> 00:04:43,668 And totally unfair. 127 00:04:43,669 --> 00:04:45,604 Hey, can I borrow one of these? 128 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:49,441 You know what? This year's thunderclap 129 00:04:49,442 --> 00:04:52,210 Is going to have a glee club photo with every one 130 00:04:52,211 --> 00:04:54,546 Of your smiling faces. 131 00:04:54,547 --> 00:04:56,014 You have my word on it. 132 00:05:04,790 --> 00:05:07,325 Shue, I'm doing the glee club a solid. 133 00:05:07,326 --> 00:05:09,494 We're denying the opportunity to other children 134 00:05:09,495 --> 00:05:11,663 To further humiliate them. 135 00:05:11,664 --> 00:05:13,832 No, no, no. Those kids get up on stage all the time, 136 00:05:13,833 --> 00:05:15,267 No matter what anyone thinks of them, 137 00:05:15,268 --> 00:05:16,701 And they perform. 138 00:05:16,702 --> 00:05:19,704 They don't let anyone or anything get to them. 139 00:05:19,705 --> 00:05:21,706 That's something you should encourage. 140 00:05:21,707 --> 00:05:23,008 Sue is wrong! 141 00:05:23,009 --> 00:05:25,310 Fine. I'll give them a photo. 142 00:05:25,311 --> 00:05:26,611 Thank you. 143 00:05:26,612 --> 00:05:28,246 For $1,000. 144 00:05:28,247 --> 00:05:29,514 What? 145 00:05:29,515 --> 00:05:31,449 That's what is costs. 146 00:05:31,450 --> 00:05:35,620 The yearbook is prime advertising space, Shue. 147 00:05:35,621 --> 00:05:37,055 Frederickson's funeral parlor 148 00:05:37,056 --> 00:05:40,592 Experienced a 1.3% increase in revenue 149 00:05:40,593 --> 00:05:44,296 After their full page ad last year in the thunderclap. 150 00:05:44,297 --> 00:05:46,231 Okay, um... 151 00:05:46,232 --> 00:05:47,999 What about a quarter page? 152 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,334 How much does that cost? 153 00:05:53,039 --> 00:05:55,006 $325. 154 00:05:55,007 --> 00:05:57,542 That will buy you enough space for a photo 155 00:05:57,543 --> 00:05:59,477 Of two members of the glee club. 156 00:05:59,478 --> 00:06:00,912 Right below the advertisement 157 00:06:00,913 --> 00:06:03,114 For uncle Sandro's chicken inside of a waffle. 158 00:06:03,115 --> 00:06:04,516 Figgins, that's a lot of money. 159 00:06:04,517 --> 00:06:06,184 It's a compromise, Shue. 160 00:06:06,185 --> 00:06:08,853 Now, I suggest you select a good-looking cheerleader- 161 00:06:08,854 --> 00:06:10,188 Not the pregnant one- 162 00:06:10,189 --> 00:06:12,023 And the quarterback for the photo 163 00:06:12,024 --> 00:06:13,692 As their faces are less likely 164 00:06:13,693 --> 00:06:15,627 To be scratched out with safety pins. 165 00:06:15,628 --> 00:06:17,495 Mr. Schuster, I'm very sorry to interrupt. 166 00:06:17,496 --> 00:06:18,663 Principal Figgins, 167 00:06:18,664 --> 00:06:20,365 As you very well may know, this is my first year 168 00:06:20,366 --> 00:06:21,900 In glee club and I've just been informed 169 00:06:21,901 --> 00:06:24,302 That new directions has not been afforded a yearbook photo. 170 00:06:24,303 --> 00:06:26,238 As you might expect, my two gay dads 171 00:06:26,239 --> 00:06:27,973 Have a very close relationship with our local branch 172 00:06:27,974 --> 00:06:29,174 Of the aclu and if it's up to me... 173 00:06:29,175 --> 00:06:30,342 Beat you to the punch, Rachel. 174 00:06:30,343 --> 00:06:31,710 It's all good. 175 00:06:31,711 --> 00:06:32,877 We're in the yearbook. 176 00:06:32,878 --> 00:06:35,880 Oh. Fantastic. 177 00:06:35,881 --> 00:06:37,315 Thank you so much. 178 00:06:39,819 --> 00:06:42,487 Make fun of me all you want, 179 00:06:42,488 --> 00:06:45,423 But school pictures are everything to me. 180 00:06:45,424 --> 00:06:47,192 They're great practice for getting photographed 181 00:06:47,193 --> 00:06:48,526 By the paparazzi. 182 00:06:48,527 --> 00:06:50,228 Invasive as the press may be, 183 00:06:50,229 --> 00:06:52,097 Stars are dependent on them for their fame, 184 00:06:52,098 --> 00:06:54,699 And I feel I must be prepared. 185 00:06:54,700 --> 00:07:00,005 In order to do so, I join every club I possibly can. 186 00:07:00,006 --> 00:07:02,407 Know you're thinking that I'm just joining all of these clubs 187 00:07:02,408 --> 00:07:05,377 To give off the appearance that I'm involved, known to exist, 188 00:07:05,378 --> 00:07:08,246 But glee club is different. 189 00:07:08,247 --> 00:07:09,581 I really love glee 190 00:07:09,582 --> 00:07:12,017 And I believe in what we stand for. 191 00:07:12,018 --> 00:07:13,752 We've come from behind, 192 00:07:13,753 --> 00:07:15,654 Dismissed and ridiculed by everyone, 193 00:07:15,655 --> 00:07:17,822 And we've made something of ourselves, 194 00:07:17,823 --> 00:07:19,624 Something that I'm proud to be a part of, 195 00:07:19,625 --> 00:07:22,227 Something I want to be remembered for. 196 00:07:25,731 --> 00:07:27,132 Oh, that's got the whole flag. 197 00:07:27,133 --> 00:07:28,466 I miss my cheerios uniform. 198 00:07:28,467 --> 00:07:31,469 Made me feel safe. 199 00:07:31,470 --> 00:07:33,038 Contained. 200 00:07:33,039 --> 00:07:34,806 Even when I was feeling left out, 201 00:07:34,807 --> 00:07:37,842 At least I looked like I was a part of something. 202 00:07:40,613 --> 00:07:42,414 I want my kids to be able to look back at these books 203 00:07:42,415 --> 00:07:43,581 And see who I was, 204 00:07:43,582 --> 00:07:46,751 Make them proud. 205 00:07:46,752 --> 00:07:50,055 Not the bastard one I'm carrying now, of course, 206 00:07:50,056 --> 00:07:53,425 The ones I'll have when I'm married and ready. 207 00:07:53,426 --> 00:07:56,094 I might not look like the head cheerleader anymore, 208 00:07:56,095 --> 00:07:58,963 But I'm still her on the inside. 209 00:07:58,964 --> 00:08:01,666 I'm done playing the victim. 210 00:08:01,667 --> 00:08:04,235 When that cheerleading picture is taken for the yearbook, 211 00:08:04,236 --> 00:08:06,604 I'm going to be in it and back on the squad, 212 00:08:06,605 --> 00:08:09,841 Whether Sue Sylvester likes it or not. 213 00:08:09,842 --> 00:08:12,510 Hey, baby. Which one of these ties goes better with my shirt? 214 00:08:12,511 --> 00:08:14,245 You're blocking the TV, will. 215 00:08:14,246 --> 00:08:15,947 Oh, come on. I need your help. 216 00:08:15,948 --> 00:08:17,515 School pictures are coming up. 217 00:08:17,516 --> 00:08:19,451 Oh. Well, in that case, um... 218 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:22,687 Wear the red one for the teacher photo 219 00:08:22,688 --> 00:08:23,855 And the green one for the glee club. 220 00:08:23,856 --> 00:08:25,123 Okay. 221 00:08:25,124 --> 00:08:27,158 It'll pop more when the cool kids deface it. 222 00:08:28,728 --> 00:08:31,429 Yeah. I, uh... 223 00:08:31,430 --> 00:08:33,431 I wanted to talk to you about that. 224 00:08:33,432 --> 00:08:36,434 So, Figgins stopped putting the glee club photo in the yearbook 225 00:08:36,435 --> 00:08:38,837 Because it always gets vandalized, 226 00:08:38,838 --> 00:08:40,872 And I just feel so bad for the kids. 227 00:08:40,873 --> 00:08:43,942 I mean, they work so hard. They deserve to be recognized. 228 00:08:43,943 --> 00:08:46,344 Not being in that book gives the appearance 229 00:08:46,345 --> 00:08:47,679 That glee club isn't important. 230 00:08:51,484 --> 00:08:54,786 I want to buy an ad and use it as the glee club photo spread. 231 00:08:57,156 --> 00:08:58,957 It's around $300. 232 00:08:58,958 --> 00:09:01,159 Oh, great. 233 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:02,961 Yeah, why don't you take the food 234 00:09:02,962 --> 00:09:04,562 Out of the refrigerator and just give that to the kids? 235 00:09:04,563 --> 00:09:07,198 Will, that food goes from my mouth 236 00:09:07,199 --> 00:09:09,634 Right into our baby's belly. 237 00:09:09,635 --> 00:09:11,169 We have a couple hundred bucks left over 238 00:09:11,170 --> 00:09:12,337 From selling the blue bomber ii. 239 00:09:12,338 --> 00:09:14,239 The answer's no, will. No. 240 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:16,574 But if we... No! 241 00:09:16,575 --> 00:09:19,511 No. No. 242 00:09:29,021 --> 00:09:33,992 Actually, can you wait to cash that until Thursday? 243 00:09:42,601 --> 00:09:44,602 Kurt, I have a fantastic idea for a club 244 00:09:44,603 --> 00:09:46,471 That would officially make me the most involved student 245 00:09:46,472 --> 00:09:47,839 In the whole school. 246 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:49,941 I want us to start a gaylesball. 247 00:09:49,942 --> 00:09:51,643 I'm sorry? 248 00:09:51,644 --> 00:09:52,944 The gay-lesbian alliance. 249 00:09:52,945 --> 00:09:54,946 Gay-lesb-all. 250 00:09:57,516 --> 00:09:58,583 Hey, guys! 251 00:09:58,584 --> 00:10:00,452 Great news! 252 00:10:00,453 --> 00:10:02,887 Glee club gets a photo in the thunderclap. 253 00:10:02,888 --> 00:10:05,356 yep. 254 00:10:05,357 --> 00:10:06,958 It's going to show everyone at the school 255 00:10:06,959 --> 00:10:09,027 That glee club is on its way up. 256 00:10:09,028 --> 00:10:10,728 When we win regionals, 257 00:10:10,729 --> 00:10:13,264 Those claps are going to be collector's items. 258 00:10:13,265 --> 00:10:15,099 I mean, all of your classmates are going to be 259 00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:16,868 Begging for your autographs. 260 00:10:18,437 --> 00:10:21,439 But I had to compromise to do it. 261 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:25,210 Um, we only get a quarter page in back. 262 00:10:25,211 --> 00:10:28,046 Which means we have to pick two team captains 263 00:10:28,047 --> 00:10:29,514 To appear in the photo. 264 00:10:29,515 --> 00:10:32,984 So, tomorrow we're going to put it to a vote. 265 00:10:32,985 --> 00:10:34,652 Exciting, huh? 266 00:10:34,653 --> 00:10:35,687 All right. 267 00:10:40,189 --> 00:10:42,657 Well, we're all here. I guess we should vote. 268 00:10:42,658 --> 00:10:43,825 With your permission, 269 00:10:43,826 --> 00:10:45,794 I have prepared a few words. 270 00:10:45,795 --> 00:10:47,129 I nominate Rachel. Second. 271 00:10:47,130 --> 00:10:49,331 All right, let's vote up in this piece. 272 00:10:49,332 --> 00:10:51,066 I gotta go hit the gym and load up the guns of puckerone 273 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,968 For the football picture. 274 00:10:57,206 --> 00:10:59,941 Looks like everybody voted for Rachel. 275 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:03,178 Including Rachel. 276 00:11:03,179 --> 00:11:05,013 But we need two captains, guys. 277 00:11:05,014 --> 00:11:06,248 Why two? 278 00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:07,482 We're fine with having Rachel represent us 279 00:11:07,483 --> 00:11:09,051 In the thunderclap by herself. 280 00:11:09,052 --> 00:11:10,852 We'd actually prefer it. 281 00:11:12,655 --> 00:11:14,423 The worst part is 282 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:15,424 That after all this time, 283 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:16,759 They're still embarrassed to be in glee club. 284 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,161 I mean, they still see themselves as losers. 285 00:11:19,162 --> 00:11:20,829 I just need to get one of them 286 00:11:20,830 --> 00:11:23,499 To step up and become co-captain. 287 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:26,402 Well, maybe you should let them use the captain 288 00:11:26,403 --> 00:11:28,370 They already elected. 289 00:11:28,371 --> 00:11:31,106 You know, sometimes sound a lot different coming from a peer. 290 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:33,609 Even if that peer is an annoying as Rachel. 291 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,744 You know, 292 00:11:35,745 --> 00:11:39,348 None of this is going to matter if they win at sectionals. 293 00:11:39,349 --> 00:11:42,618 I'm really sorry I can't be there. 294 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:46,088 Yeah, I wanted to talk to you about that. 295 00:11:46,089 --> 00:11:49,191 I - I kind of think ken scheduled your wedding 296 00:11:49,192 --> 00:11:50,960 The same day on purpose. 297 00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:52,294 You know, 298 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,430 So... So you couldn't go. 299 00:11:54,431 --> 00:11:57,199 Why would he do that? 300 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:58,901 Come on. 301 00:11:58,902 --> 00:12:03,172 We both know how he feels about our... Relationship. 302 00:12:05,275 --> 00:12:08,644 I'm marrying ken, will. 303 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,179 Look, I know that I've... 304 00:12:10,180 --> 00:12:12,581 I've definitely given him reason in the past 305 00:12:12,582 --> 00:12:15,384 To be jealous, but I need you to know 306 00:12:15,385 --> 00:12:16,952 That I'm done with that now. 307 00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:19,121 Ken has a lot of flaws. 308 00:12:19,122 --> 00:12:22,124 He has 74 flaws as of yesterday, but, you know what, 309 00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:23,325 He is not vindictive. 310 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,894 He's actually a very good man. 311 00:12:25,895 --> 00:12:28,631 He is kind and he's great with the students here at McKinley. 312 00:12:28,632 --> 00:12:30,366 We have that in common. 313 00:12:30,367 --> 00:12:32,935 And yes, it's true, his hygiene could be a lot better, 314 00:12:32,936 --> 00:12:36,338 But he is absolutely full of compassion 315 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:40,509 And... Well, that is why I'm marrying him. 316 00:12:42,445 --> 00:12:44,146 You're right. 317 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:52,321 I was out of line. 318 00:12:52,322 --> 00:12:54,123 It won't happen again. 319 00:13:02,632 --> 00:13:04,566 You wanted to see me, Mr. Shue? 320 00:13:04,567 --> 00:13:05,601 Oh, yeah, Rach. 321 00:13:05,602 --> 00:13:07,569 Sit down. 322 00:13:07,570 --> 00:13:09,538 So, how's the new captaincy going? 323 00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:12,541 I think that my unanimous election 324 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,610 Gave me a very strong mandate to shake things up. 325 00:13:14,611 --> 00:13:16,512 Great. Well, 326 00:13:16,513 --> 00:13:20,015 I have a job for you, captain. 327 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,855 We need a co-captain. 328 00:13:26,856 --> 00:13:28,991 You have so many great ideas, 329 00:13:28,992 --> 00:13:30,192 No reason you shouldn't have some help 330 00:13:30,193 --> 00:13:31,393 Pushing them through. 331 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:33,729 I could use a trusty lieutenant. 332 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:36,298 I do have over 65 proposals. 333 00:13:36,299 --> 00:13:39,401 So, can I count on you? 334 00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:40,803 No problem. 335 00:13:40,804 --> 00:13:43,439 I'm on it. 336 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:46,508 Um, I can't be co-captain. No time. Kwanza. 337 00:13:46,509 --> 00:13:47,776 Kwanza's late December, Mercedes. 338 00:13:47,777 --> 00:13:49,978 The photo's this Thursday. 339 00:13:49,979 --> 00:13:51,947 Yeah, prepping early this year. 340 00:13:55,452 --> 00:13:56,952 I'd love to be in the photo, Rachel, 341 00:13:56,953 --> 00:13:58,420 But you'd be standing and I'd be sitting 342 00:13:58,421 --> 00:13:59,888 And it would throw off the whole composition. 343 00:13:59,889 --> 00:14:01,356 I'll lean over. 344 00:14:01,357 --> 00:14:04,793 But if you lean over... 345 00:14:04,794 --> 00:14:06,328 It will look like you have stomach rolls. 346 00:14:08,331 --> 00:14:10,032 On second thought, 347 00:14:10,033 --> 00:14:12,201 I don't think that you're leadership material, Artie. 348 00:14:12,202 --> 00:14:15,471 Follower. 349 00:14:15,472 --> 00:14:17,740 Brittany, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity. 350 00:14:17,741 --> 00:14:20,008 No way. Why not? 351 00:14:20,009 --> 00:14:21,343 Because I don't want to be in a picture with you. 352 00:14:21,344 --> 00:14:22,644 It'll get defaced. 353 00:14:22,645 --> 00:14:24,346 No, it won't. Yes, it will. 354 00:14:24,347 --> 00:14:26,315 I'll be the one doing it. 355 00:14:26,316 --> 00:14:28,150 I'm desperate. 356 00:14:28,151 --> 00:14:29,718 Glee club needs you, Finn. 357 00:14:29,719 --> 00:14:31,220 I'm totally honored you asked me, 358 00:14:31,221 --> 00:14:32,821 But don't you think you should pick somebody 359 00:14:32,822 --> 00:14:34,223 Who, like, cares more? 360 00:14:34,224 --> 00:14:35,557 Not that I don't, 361 00:14:35,558 --> 00:14:37,826 But I just have football and friends and stuff. 362 00:14:37,827 --> 00:14:40,462 Glee club only started working after you joined. 363 00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:42,664 Face it, we wouldn't have all of the cheerleaders 364 00:14:42,665 --> 00:14:43,966 And football players in the club 365 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,434 If it wasn't for you. 366 00:14:45,435 --> 00:14:46,969 You know I love glee club. 367 00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:49,271 I just don't know why I have to represent it. 368 00:14:49,272 --> 00:14:52,274 Because you're a leader, Finn. 369 00:14:52,275 --> 00:14:54,276 And that's what leaders do. 370 00:14:54,277 --> 00:14:56,978 They stick their necks out for people that they care about. 371 00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,914 There are stakes here. 372 00:14:59,915 --> 00:15:01,316 Morale is low, you know it. 373 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:02,717 If things don't change, 374 00:15:02,718 --> 00:15:04,452 We're not even going to place at sectionals. 375 00:15:04,453 --> 00:15:05,754 And then the club is over. 376 00:15:05,755 --> 00:15:08,690 I can't do this alone. 377 00:15:08,691 --> 00:15:11,092 You don't have to. 378 00:15:11,093 --> 00:15:12,494 I am a leader. 379 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:16,831 That's who I am, who I want to be. 380 00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:18,500 You got yourself a co-captain. 381 00:15:19,802 --> 00:15:21,436 I'll do the picture with you. 382 00:15:25,039 --> 00:15:27,874 I totally understand that as captain of the football team, 383 00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:30,309 You've worked really hard to project an appearance 384 00:15:30,310 --> 00:15:33,512 Of steely toughness, but glee club is different. 385 00:15:33,513 --> 00:15:35,514 We have to present the appearance 386 00:15:35,515 --> 00:15:38,084 Of positivity and optimism. 387 00:15:38,085 --> 00:15:41,387 So... We're gonna practice, 388 00:15:41,388 --> 00:15:43,222 And I'm going to teach you 389 00:15:43,223 --> 00:15:45,591 How to smile correctly for your photo. 390 00:15:56,436 --> 00:16:00,740 when you first left me, I was wanting more 391 00:16:00,741 --> 00:16:03,342 you were kissing that girl next door 392 00:16:03,343 --> 00:16:06,379 what'd you do that for? what'd you do that for? 393 00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:08,314 when you first left me 394 00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:11,150 I didn't know what to say 395 00:16:11,151 --> 00:16:13,486 I never been on my own that way own that way 396 00:16:13,487 --> 00:16:16,989 just sat by myself all day myself all day 397 00:16:16,990 --> 00:16:19,759 I was so lost back then ah... 398 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:22,662 but with a little help from my friends 399 00:16:22,663 --> 00:16:26,732 I found a light in the tunnel at the end 400 00:16:26,733 --> 00:16:29,669 ah... and now you're calling me up on the phone 401 00:16:29,670 --> 00:16:32,571 so you can have a little whine and a moan ah... 402 00:16:32,572 --> 00:16:36,642 and it's only because you're feeling alone ah... 403 00:16:36,643 --> 00:16:41,380 at first, when I see you cry... 404 00:16:41,381 --> 00:16:43,749 it makes me smile 405 00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:47,219 yeah, it makes me smile 406 00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:51,290 at worst I feel bad for a while 407 00:16:51,291 --> 00:16:54,026 but then I just smile 408 00:16:54,027 --> 00:16:57,063 I go ahead and smile 409 00:17:06,773 --> 00:17:10,676 at first when I see you cry 410 00:17:10,677 --> 00:17:12,178 see you cry 411 00:17:12,179 --> 00:17:14,180 it makes me smile makes me smile 412 00:17:14,181 --> 00:17:17,450 yeah, it makes me smile yeah, it makes me smile 413 00:17:17,451 --> 00:17:20,219 at worst I feel bad for a while 414 00:17:20,220 --> 00:17:23,689 feel bad for a while but then I just smile 415 00:17:23,690 --> 00:17:24,991 I go ahead and smile smile 416 00:17:24,992 --> 00:17:28,561 go ahead and smile. 417 00:17:32,265 --> 00:17:34,367 What the hell?! 418 00:17:34,368 --> 00:17:36,569 Hey, man, shh, we're practicing, dude. Chill out. 419 00:17:36,570 --> 00:17:38,270 We heard you're going to be in the glee club photo, 420 00:17:38,271 --> 00:17:39,872 And we don't want to mess up messing it up. 421 00:17:39,873 --> 00:17:41,040 Screw you, Karofsky! 422 00:17:41,041 --> 00:17:42,675 I'm sick of you pulling people down. 423 00:17:42,676 --> 00:17:45,411 Hey, man, don't talk that kum-bah-yay-yah crap. 424 00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:47,246 All right, you know the system's put in place 425 00:17:47,247 --> 00:17:48,881 To keep order around here. 426 00:17:48,882 --> 00:17:51,050 You know what, I'm gonna give you some options, okay? 427 00:17:51,051 --> 00:17:53,319 Do you want me to put the Hitler mustache 428 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,388 On your glee club picture, or you want the buck teeth 429 00:17:55,389 --> 00:17:56,722 On your glee club picture? Which one do you want? 430 00:17:56,723 --> 00:17:58,391 It don't matter to me either way. 431 00:17:58,392 --> 00:17:59,592 I'll put... 432 00:17:59,593 --> 00:18:01,093 Hey, how do you spell "loser"? 433 00:18:01,094 --> 00:18:02,795 I'm gonna write it on his forehead. 434 00:18:02,796 --> 00:18:04,864 His big ol' potato head. 435 00:18:04,865 --> 00:18:07,633 You could write a whole haiku on that thing. 436 00:18:17,844 --> 00:18:19,879 Can we shake a leg here? 437 00:18:22,816 --> 00:18:24,216 Fine. 438 00:18:24,217 --> 00:18:25,518 I'm ready. 439 00:18:25,519 --> 00:18:28,687 I'll... Do it myself. 440 00:18:30,223 --> 00:18:31,791 wait, I... 441 00:18:31,792 --> 00:18:35,061 I insist on only being shot from my left side. 442 00:18:43,904 --> 00:18:45,404 Yeah, I kind of need to see your teeth. 443 00:18:45,405 --> 00:18:46,672 It's sort of my job here. 444 00:18:46,673 --> 00:18:49,442 I'm sorry, I'm just... I'm upset. 445 00:18:49,443 --> 00:18:52,745 My co-captain bailed and it just... 446 00:18:52,746 --> 00:18:55,247 I'm sorry, I just need a minute. 447 00:18:58,585 --> 00:19:00,519 Snap out of this. 448 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:03,522 Stop being defined by what other people think of you, 449 00:19:03,523 --> 00:19:05,724 Or how they disappoint you. 450 00:19:05,725 --> 00:19:08,461 It's lonely at the top, you know that. 451 00:19:08,462 --> 00:19:10,496 What's that song about overcoming 452 00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:12,698 Professional and personal disappointments? 453 00:19:12,699 --> 00:19:14,667 Oh, yeah. 454 00:19:14,668 --> 00:19:17,870 when you're smiling, when you're smiling 455 00:19:17,871 --> 00:19:21,373 the whole world smiles with you. 456 00:19:27,013 --> 00:19:28,114 I'm ready. 457 00:19:41,061 --> 00:19:42,595 Great. 458 00:19:44,498 --> 00:19:45,531 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 459 00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:46,799 That-that's it? 460 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,134 I practiced over 18 different poses 461 00:19:48,135 --> 00:19:50,503 For this shoot, and I haven't even shown you 462 00:19:50,504 --> 00:19:52,805 Any of my over the left shoulder pose. See? 463 00:19:52,806 --> 00:19:54,140 Sorry, kid, I got to blow. 464 00:19:54,141 --> 00:19:55,508 I got a casting session in half an hour. 465 00:19:55,509 --> 00:19:58,811 A... A casting session for what? 466 00:19:58,812 --> 00:20:01,480 My brother-in-law is shooting a commercial for his store. 467 00:20:01,481 --> 00:20:02,848 I'm directing it. 468 00:20:02,849 --> 00:20:05,284 I just do these school photos for the money. 469 00:20:09,756 --> 00:20:11,090 Uh, uh, okay. 470 00:20:11,091 --> 00:20:12,558 Wait, no, don't... 471 00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:14,560 I can take a couple more pictures for you. 472 00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:16,495 I can cry on demand. 473 00:20:16,496 --> 00:20:17,830 It's one of my many talents. 474 00:20:17,831 --> 00:20:19,165 I'm very versatile, 475 00:20:19,166 --> 00:20:21,700 And aside from nudity and the exploitation of animals, 476 00:20:21,701 --> 00:20:24,236 I'll pretty much do anything to break into the business. 477 00:20:24,237 --> 00:20:28,374 We-well, you certainly seem talented and all, 478 00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:30,376 But I need... 479 00:20:30,377 --> 00:20:31,944 There's other speaking parts in this thing. 480 00:20:31,945 --> 00:20:35,214 I need, like, a bunch of other actors, too. 481 00:20:35,215 --> 00:20:38,384 I can help with that. 482 00:20:38,385 --> 00:20:41,387 I'd like to call this meeting to order. 483 00:20:41,388 --> 00:20:42,988 Oh, hello, Finn. 484 00:20:42,989 --> 00:20:44,957 How nice of you to show. 485 00:20:44,958 --> 00:20:45,958 Look, I'm sorry. 486 00:20:45,959 --> 00:20:47,092 The guys were harassing me 487 00:20:47,093 --> 00:20:48,327 In the locker room about it. 488 00:20:48,328 --> 00:20:49,862 They said that if I took the glee club photo, 489 00:20:49,863 --> 00:20:52,064 That they'd make me choose between an Hitler mustache 490 00:20:52,065 --> 00:20:54,700 Or buck teeth, and I can't rock either of those looks. 491 00:21:02,242 --> 00:21:03,809 Do you think I have a potato head? 492 00:21:03,810 --> 00:21:05,411 Okay, look, I realize now 493 00:21:05,412 --> 00:21:07,313 That all of you think that glee club is just a joke. 494 00:21:07,314 --> 00:21:08,881 Okay, and you're convinced 495 00:21:08,882 --> 00:21:11,951 That we can't win, and you're content to just sit idle by 496 00:21:11,952 --> 00:21:13,619 Until Figgins cancels the club. 497 00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:15,154 Well, 498 00:21:15,155 --> 00:21:18,757 I'm about to present to you a rare opportunity. 499 00:21:18,758 --> 00:21:22,595 The opportunity to become stars. 500 00:21:22,596 --> 00:21:24,263 How? 501 00:21:24,264 --> 00:21:28,601 We've all been cast in a local commercial. 502 00:21:29,936 --> 00:21:31,737 Are you serious? Yes, Finn, 503 00:21:31,738 --> 00:21:33,038 And while all of you have been 504 00:21:33,039 --> 00:21:34,940 So concerned with your appearance in this school, 505 00:21:34,941 --> 00:21:37,776 I've landed glee club its first big break. 506 00:21:37,777 --> 00:21:39,011 Simply put, 507 00:21:39,012 --> 00:21:40,512 Making us all celebrities. 508 00:21:40,513 --> 00:21:42,615 Okay, and no one 509 00:21:42,616 --> 00:21:45,918 Messes with celebrities or defaces their pictures. 510 00:21:45,919 --> 00:21:47,486 What's the commercial? 511 00:21:47,487 --> 00:21:50,155 Hold on to your hats and get ready to sell... 512 00:21:52,192 --> 00:21:54,026 ...Some mattresses! 513 00:21:55,795 --> 00:21:57,663 I'm getting a nice pair of black suspenders. 514 00:21:57,664 --> 00:21:59,198 Simple black. 515 00:21:59,199 --> 00:22:00,599 My mom's going to be really proud. 516 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,301 Let's do our camera face. 517 00:22:04,630 --> 00:22:07,498 I can't believe we're finally breaking into the biz! 518 00:22:07,499 --> 00:22:10,001 You guys, I want us to always remember this moment. 519 00:22:10,002 --> 00:22:12,837 Soon, there may be agents and managers and movie deals, 520 00:22:12,838 --> 00:22:15,606 But right now I want us to remember what it feels like 521 00:22:15,607 --> 00:22:17,375 To be here together as a team. 522 00:22:17,376 --> 00:22:19,610 Whatever. Soon as I get my record deal, 523 00:22:19,611 --> 00:22:21,345 I'm not speaking to any of you. 524 00:22:22,881 --> 00:22:25,516 Okay, guys, we're very excited to have you here. 525 00:22:25,517 --> 00:22:28,886 We here at mattress land believe that mattresses 526 00:22:28,887 --> 00:22:31,455 Aren't just for sleeping and fornicating anymore. 527 00:22:31,456 --> 00:22:33,991 We believe that buying an affordable mattress 528 00:22:33,992 --> 00:22:35,426 Should be fun. 529 00:22:35,427 --> 00:22:36,761 All right, let's go over the script. 530 00:22:36,762 --> 00:22:38,162 I think it's pretty brilliant. 531 00:22:38,163 --> 00:22:40,231 I wrote it myself. Action! 532 00:22:40,232 --> 00:22:42,767 "ah, me. " 533 00:22:42,768 --> 00:22:44,335 "what's wrong?" 534 00:22:44,336 --> 00:22:47,238 "we just lost our jobs... 535 00:22:47,239 --> 00:22:48,739 "at the factory, 536 00:22:48,740 --> 00:22:50,775 And we can't get a good night's sleep. " 537 00:22:50,776 --> 00:22:51,909 "chipper up! 538 00:22:51,910 --> 00:22:53,711 "come on down to mattress land. 539 00:22:53,712 --> 00:22:55,046 "we've got near-wholesale prices 540 00:22:55,047 --> 00:22:58,516 To fit your style and pocketbook. " 541 00:22:58,517 --> 00:23:01,285 I - I'm sorry. Mr. Cusperberg. 542 00:23:02,588 --> 00:23:04,055 This script is brilliant, 543 00:23:04,056 --> 00:23:07,959 But we're a glee club, and we should perform. 544 00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:10,928 Perform the lines as I wrote them. 545 00:23:10,929 --> 00:23:12,463 Wait a minute, Dennis. 546 00:23:12,464 --> 00:23:15,233 What did you have in mind? 547 00:23:29,915 --> 00:23:32,917 I get up 548 00:23:32,918 --> 00:23:35,586 and nothing gets me down 549 00:23:37,856 --> 00:23:40,224 you got it tough 550 00:23:40,225 --> 00:23:42,693 I've seen the toughest around 551 00:23:44,263 --> 00:23:47,598 and I know 552 00:23:47,599 --> 00:23:50,334 baby, just how you feel 553 00:23:52,170 --> 00:23:54,972 you've got to roll with the punches 554 00:23:54,973 --> 00:23:56,807 to get to what's real 555 00:23:59,478 --> 00:24:01,379 oh, can't you see me standing here 556 00:24:01,380 --> 00:24:05,449 I got my back against the record machine 557 00:24:05,450 --> 00:24:07,551 I ain't the worst that you've seen 558 00:24:07,552 --> 00:24:09,186 ain't the worst that you've seen 559 00:24:09,187 --> 00:24:11,555 oh, can't you see what I mean? 560 00:24:11,556 --> 00:24:14,358 can't you see what I mean? 561 00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:17,028 yeah might as well jump 562 00:24:17,029 --> 00:24:19,897 Jump! 563 00:24:19,898 --> 00:24:21,699 might as well jump 564 00:24:23,568 --> 00:24:25,336 go ahead, jump jump! 565 00:24:27,239 --> 00:24:31,509 go ahead and jump 566 00:24:31,510 --> 00:24:35,479 jump... 567 00:24:39,851 --> 00:24:45,222 jump... Yeah might as well jump 568 00:24:45,223 --> 00:24:47,858 might as well jump 569 00:24:47,859 --> 00:24:50,094 go ahead and jump 570 00:24:52,664 --> 00:24:54,899 go ahead and jump 571 00:24:57,703 --> 00:25:00,338 jump, jump, jump 572 00:25:05,043 --> 00:25:06,577 jump! 573 00:25:06,578 --> 00:25:09,113 Come on down to mattress land! 574 00:25:09,114 --> 00:25:12,116 Come on down to mattress land! 575 00:25:20,926 --> 00:25:23,527 Terri, have you seen my pocket square? 576 00:25:26,431 --> 00:25:27,732 Terri? 577 00:26:01,700 --> 00:26:03,100 Terri? 578 00:26:03,101 --> 00:26:07,271 A pocket square's gonna make you look like ted knight. 579 00:26:07,272 --> 00:26:10,775 What is this? 580 00:26:10,776 --> 00:26:13,644 It's a pregnancy pad. 581 00:26:13,645 --> 00:26:16,647 They have them at the maternity stores for trying on clothes 582 00:26:16,648 --> 00:26:19,283 So you can see how you're gonna look when you're showing. 583 00:26:19,284 --> 00:26:21,919 Kendra stole it for me so I could see 584 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:25,523 If any of her old clothes would fit... 585 00:26:25,524 --> 00:26:27,425 Pick up your shirt. 586 00:26:27,426 --> 00:26:29,126 What? 587 00:26:29,127 --> 00:26:30,461 No. 588 00:26:31,830 --> 00:26:33,931 Pick up your shirt. 589 00:26:33,932 --> 00:26:35,266 You're scaring me, will. 590 00:26:36,668 --> 00:26:39,970 Think about what you're accusing me of. 591 00:26:39,971 --> 00:26:43,808 Think about it and turn around and go find your pocket square. 592 00:26:45,577 --> 00:26:49,080 Please? 593 00:27:00,025 --> 00:27:02,460 Why did you do this to us? 594 00:27:02,461 --> 00:27:04,028 I don't understand! 595 00:27:04,029 --> 00:27:05,596 I thought you were leaving me. 596 00:27:05,597 --> 00:27:06,764 You're so different, will. 597 00:27:06,765 --> 00:27:07,965 We both know it. I can feel you. 598 00:27:07,966 --> 00:27:09,500 You're pulling away from me. 599 00:27:09,501 --> 00:27:11,268 Why, because I-I've started standing up to you? 600 00:27:11,269 --> 00:27:12,937 Trying to make this a relationship of equals? 601 00:27:12,938 --> 00:27:15,039 No, because of the damn glee club. 602 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:16,140 Ever since you started it, 603 00:27:16,141 --> 00:27:17,274 You just walk around 604 00:27:17,275 --> 00:27:18,676 Like you're better than me! 605 00:27:18,677 --> 00:27:21,479 I should be allowed to feel good about myself! 606 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:22,713 Who are we kidding, will? 607 00:27:22,714 --> 00:27:24,815 This marriage works because 608 00:27:24,816 --> 00:27:27,051 You don't feel good about yourself. 609 00:27:27,052 --> 00:27:29,820 This marriage works because I love you, 610 00:27:29,821 --> 00:27:33,791 Because I've always accepted you, good and bad. 611 00:27:33,792 --> 00:27:37,128 You loved the girl you met when you were 15. 612 00:27:37,129 --> 00:27:38,729 I'm not that girl. 613 00:27:38,730 --> 00:27:41,332 You've made yourself a stranger to me now. 614 00:27:41,333 --> 00:27:43,801 Are you happy? Are you satisfied?! 615 00:27:43,802 --> 00:27:46,036 It didn't start as a lie. 616 00:27:46,037 --> 00:27:48,672 I really thought I was pregnant. 617 00:27:48,673 --> 00:27:50,508 And then the doctor, 618 00:27:50,509 --> 00:27:52,643 He said it was a hysterical pregnancy, and I... 619 00:27:52,644 --> 00:27:55,246 I just panicked! 620 00:27:57,349 --> 00:27:59,316 This is insane. 621 00:27:59,317 --> 00:28:03,487 What were you gonna do when the due date came? 622 00:28:05,991 --> 00:28:07,391 Quinn Fabray. 623 00:28:07,392 --> 00:28:09,960 It was so perfect. 624 00:28:09,961 --> 00:28:13,697 She didn't want hers, and I needed one. 625 00:28:13,698 --> 00:28:17,601 I had the doctor use her ultrasound DVD 626 00:28:17,602 --> 00:28:19,637 At your appointment that you came to. 627 00:28:22,207 --> 00:28:25,176 I loved you, Terri. 628 00:28:25,177 --> 00:28:27,211 I really loved you. 629 00:28:27,212 --> 00:28:28,679 I'm so sorry, will. 630 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:31,148 I'm so sorry. 631 00:28:31,149 --> 00:28:32,616 Do you remember at that appointment? 632 00:28:32,617 --> 00:28:33,951 Do you remember what we said? 633 00:28:33,952 --> 00:28:35,886 That at that moment, no matter what happened, 634 00:28:35,887 --> 00:28:38,088 We loved each other. 635 00:28:38,089 --> 00:28:39,523 We could get that feeling back again. 636 00:28:39,524 --> 00:28:40,791 You could love me back, will! 637 00:28:40,792 --> 00:28:42,893 Please, will! Please, don't go! 638 00:28:42,894 --> 00:28:44,828 Please, don't go! Please?! 639 00:28:51,603 --> 00:28:53,737 Oh, god. 640 00:30:05,004 --> 00:30:06,638 Am I asking for too much, 641 00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:10,175 Ohio board of statewide holiday planning? 642 00:30:10,176 --> 00:30:12,210 All I want is just one day a year 643 00:30:12,211 --> 00:30:16,081 Where I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties. 644 00:30:16,082 --> 00:30:19,050 Seriously, Ohio, these retinas need a day off. 645 00:30:19,051 --> 00:30:20,618 So here's the dream: 646 00:30:20,619 --> 00:30:22,854 Friday after Christmas- which I have off- 647 00:30:22,855 --> 00:30:24,522 If you're hideous, stay at home. 648 00:30:24,523 --> 00:30:26,791 Spend the entire day watching home videos of a time 649 00:30:26,792 --> 00:30:28,760 When you weren't too repulsive for me 650 00:30:28,761 --> 00:30:30,061 To ever want to look at. 651 00:30:30,062 --> 00:30:32,230 And that's how Sue sees it. 652 00:30:32,231 --> 00:30:34,199 Rod. 653 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,267 Slammin', Sue. 654 00:30:36,268 --> 00:30:38,570 We'll be right back. 655 00:30:40,439 --> 00:30:42,140 Hey, Andrea, that "Sue’s corner" I just did, 656 00:30:42,141 --> 00:30:45,243 Was talking about you. 657 00:30:45,244 --> 00:30:46,745 go ahead and jump! 658 00:30:46,746 --> 00:30:48,713 Who says finding a mattress can't be fun? 659 00:30:48,714 --> 00:30:49,815 At mattress land, 660 00:30:49,816 --> 00:30:51,550 We have mattresses of all shapes and sizes 661 00:30:51,551 --> 00:30:53,952 At prices that won't break your pocketbook. 662 00:30:53,953 --> 00:30:55,687 No credit? No problem! 663 00:30:55,688 --> 00:30:58,023 Mattress land has a no-hassle financing 664 00:30:58,024 --> 00:31:02,394 Of 12.9% with no money down and no payments till next year. 665 00:31:02,395 --> 00:31:04,362 You'll jump for joy at our prices. 666 00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:06,965 Come on down to mattress land! 667 00:31:08,801 --> 00:31:10,735 Coach Sylvester, we need to talk. 668 00:31:10,736 --> 00:31:13,205 Oh, I got nothing to say to you, prego. 669 00:31:13,206 --> 00:31:16,308 The cheerios' photo's tomorrow, and I want back on that squad. 670 00:31:16,309 --> 00:31:17,976 Oh, is that what you want? 671 00:31:17,977 --> 00:31:20,378 Well, what I wanted was a head cheerleader who wasn't going 672 00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:22,147 To hoist her legs behind her ears in the backseat 673 00:31:22,148 --> 00:31:25,083 Of the first station wagon she could jimmy open, 674 00:31:25,084 --> 00:31:27,219 Throwing away any chance she ever had in life. 675 00:31:27,220 --> 00:31:29,254 It would be good for the school. 676 00:31:29,255 --> 00:31:31,489 Show everyone that appearances don't matter. 677 00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:34,292 That sometimes people have to deal with a little adversity. 678 00:31:34,293 --> 00:31:36,561 I learned that in glee club. 679 00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:39,297 Well, that little educational proverb must have slithered 680 00:31:39,298 --> 00:31:41,700 From will Schuester’s mouth right after his lesson 681 00:31:41,701 --> 00:31:45,403 On how to disqualify yourselves from sectionals. 682 00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:46,671 What? 683 00:31:46,672 --> 00:31:48,907 Saw your little commercial last night. 684 00:31:48,908 --> 00:31:51,476 Boy, did you glee kids step in it. 685 00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:55,547 Shue, I'm afraid Sue is right. 686 00:31:55,548 --> 00:31:57,082 You have indeed stepped in it. 687 00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:59,117 No, I didn't even know this was going on. 688 00:31:59,118 --> 00:32:00,619 Of course, you didn't, William. 689 00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:02,187 You wouldn't know if your glee club was using your office 690 00:32:02,188 --> 00:32:04,522 To breed rabbits for pets or for food. And you know why? 691 00:32:04,523 --> 00:32:07,192 You're too busy chasing tail and loading your hair 692 00:32:07,193 --> 00:32:08,760 With enormous amounts of product! 693 00:32:08,761 --> 00:32:11,296 I mean, today it just looks like you put lard in it. 694 00:32:11,297 --> 00:32:13,431 What are you even talking about?! 695 00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:15,634 Look, look, the kids did the commercial 696 00:32:15,635 --> 00:32:17,969 To foster a feeling of unity after you- 697 00:32:17,970 --> 00:32:20,171 Not anyone else - you got them banned from the yearbook. 698 00:32:20,172 --> 00:32:21,940 That's what I did, yes, I admit it. 699 00:32:21,941 --> 00:32:23,441 It was an innocent mistake. 700 00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:26,177 And what if I were to just innocently murder you, will? 701 00:32:26,178 --> 00:32:28,213 I'd still have to go to trial. 702 00:32:28,214 --> 00:32:30,015 Probably get off with justifiable homicide. 703 00:32:30,016 --> 00:32:32,350 Let me review the rules for you. 704 00:32:32,351 --> 00:32:35,720 William, amendment 63, seventh addendum: 705 00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:38,089 "no professional activity of any kind will be tolerated, 706 00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:41,526 "and payment for services rendered negates amateur status, 707 00:32:41,527 --> 00:32:42,827 Triggering immediate disqualification. " 708 00:32:42,828 --> 00:32:45,697 Hey, hey. Hey, hey, keep it civil. 709 00:32:45,698 --> 00:32:46,698 Hey, what, mister?! 710 00:32:46,699 --> 00:32:48,366 No, keep it simple, folks! 711 00:32:48,367 --> 00:32:49,534 Keep it simple. 712 00:32:49,535 --> 00:32:50,735 Hey, I'm sorry, Shue, 713 00:32:50,736 --> 00:32:51,903 But I cannot let this slide. 714 00:32:51,904 --> 00:32:53,872 But the kids weren't even paid! 715 00:32:53,873 --> 00:32:55,974 There's a stack of mattresses in the choir room 716 00:32:55,975 --> 00:32:58,276 Piled as high as the empty hair gel bottles 717 00:32:58,277 --> 00:33:00,111 In the dumpster outside your apartment! 718 00:33:00,112 --> 00:33:01,413 Okay, we'll give the mattresses back. 719 00:33:01,414 --> 00:33:02,847 Shue, one of those mattresses was used. 720 00:33:02,848 --> 00:33:05,884 You can't return a used mattress. 721 00:33:05,885 --> 00:33:08,019 You can't even donate one to charity. 722 00:33:08,020 --> 00:33:10,555 Lice, bedbugs - I looked it up online! 723 00:33:10,556 --> 00:33:12,057 Is there any reason that you have 724 00:33:12,058 --> 00:33:13,491 A soiled mattress in your office, will? 725 00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:15,760 Have you and the redhead become so sexually depraved 726 00:33:15,761 --> 00:33:18,330 That you have to commit your craven acts of adultery 727 00:33:18,331 --> 00:33:19,831 In between classes? 728 00:33:19,832 --> 00:33:20,999 What? 729 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,901 You know what, okay, fine. 730 00:33:22,902 --> 00:33:25,036 I slept here, all right? 731 00:33:25,037 --> 00:33:26,571 Excuse me? 732 00:33:32,545 --> 00:33:34,179 I'm thinking about leaving my wife. 733 00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:36,281 Well, I didn't see that one coming at all. 734 00:33:36,282 --> 00:33:39,417 William, I am very sorry about your personal troubles 735 00:33:39,418 --> 00:33:41,252 But my hands are tied. 736 00:33:41,253 --> 00:33:43,254 Sue's right - you broke the rules. 737 00:33:43,255 --> 00:33:45,557 I cannot fight the scholastic board. 738 00:33:45,558 --> 00:33:48,593 I'm sorry but glee club is over. 739 00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:54,366 It's over! 740 00:34:02,095 --> 00:34:03,762 "dear journal, 741 00:34:03,763 --> 00:34:06,398 "I've finally gotten will Schuester 742 00:34:06,399 --> 00:34:09,034 "and that glee club out of my hair. 743 00:34:09,035 --> 00:34:12,771 "this is a day that will live in infamy. 744 00:34:12,772 --> 00:34:16,341 Once again, I've won. " 745 00:34:18,378 --> 00:34:19,878 Miss Sylvester. 746 00:34:24,050 --> 00:34:26,652 It's like looking at a porno star in a nun's habit. 747 00:34:26,653 --> 00:34:29,621 I wanted to show you that it still fits. 748 00:34:29,622 --> 00:34:31,290 My baby bump isn't that bad, 749 00:34:31,291 --> 00:34:33,058 It's just like I had a big lunch. 750 00:34:33,059 --> 00:34:34,660 Take it off. 751 00:34:34,661 --> 00:34:36,528 You need to get it through your pregnant head, 752 00:34:36,529 --> 00:34:37,863 There's no way you're getting in that photo 753 00:34:37,864 --> 00:34:39,198 Or back on the cheerios. 754 00:34:39,199 --> 00:34:40,432 End of story. 755 00:34:40,433 --> 00:34:43,135 You're a hypocrite. Excuse me? 756 00:34:43,136 --> 00:34:44,770 I just heard that you got glee club's 757 00:34:44,771 --> 00:34:46,972 Amateur status revoked over a mattress. 758 00:34:46,973 --> 00:34:48,340 While you are constantly 759 00:34:48,341 --> 00:34:50,309 Showering the cheerios with swag. 760 00:34:50,310 --> 00:34:52,277 I've gotten free shoes, 761 00:34:52,278 --> 00:34:54,179 Complimentary tanning, haircuts. 762 00:34:54,180 --> 00:34:56,048 The season tickets to cedar point- 763 00:34:56,049 --> 00:34:57,616 We sold those on eBay. 764 00:34:57,617 --> 00:34:59,284 For a profit. 765 00:34:59,285 --> 00:35:01,486 It seems to me that if Figgins found out, 766 00:35:01,487 --> 00:35:03,989 You would get banned from competition. 767 00:35:03,990 --> 00:35:05,824 Fine. 768 00:35:05,825 --> 00:35:07,359 You're back on the cheerios. 769 00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,761 I'll put you on full-time dry cleaning duty 770 00:35:09,762 --> 00:35:12,197 And shove you to the back of the photo to hide your shame. 771 00:35:12,198 --> 00:35:14,099 I'm not finished. 772 00:35:14,100 --> 00:35:16,668 Glee club gets a full page photo. 773 00:35:16,669 --> 00:35:18,370 That's not up to me. 774 00:35:18,371 --> 00:35:22,507 You are giving up one of the cheerios' six pages 775 00:35:22,508 --> 00:35:26,678 And you are giving it to the glee club free of charge. 776 00:35:28,181 --> 00:35:30,549 You know, q, I'd forgotten 777 00:35:30,550 --> 00:35:33,652 Just how ruthless you really are. 778 00:35:35,288 --> 00:35:37,155 You're like a young Sue Sylvester. 779 00:35:37,156 --> 00:35:39,725 Now, get out of my office. 780 00:35:39,726 --> 00:35:41,159 If you can manage to squeeze through the door 781 00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,895 Without your water breaking all over my new carpet. 782 00:35:43,896 --> 00:35:46,198 You know what? 783 00:35:46,199 --> 00:35:49,401 I don't think I want to be a cheerio after all. 784 00:35:49,402 --> 00:35:52,204 I don't want to be on a team where I only appear to belong. 785 00:35:52,205 --> 00:35:55,274 I'd rather be a part of a club that's proud to have me 786 00:35:55,275 --> 00:35:57,643 Like glee club. 787 00:36:02,982 --> 00:36:05,651 It's my fault. 788 00:36:05,652 --> 00:36:07,586 If I hadn't slept on that mattress, 789 00:36:07,587 --> 00:36:09,588 We could've just returned them and moved on. 790 00:36:09,589 --> 00:36:11,189 Hey, can I give you some advice? 791 00:36:11,190 --> 00:36:13,025 Please. 792 00:36:13,026 --> 00:36:15,360 You need to give yourself a break. 793 00:36:15,361 --> 00:36:17,329 you do. 794 00:36:17,330 --> 00:36:19,531 You'll figure out what to do with the kids, you always do. 795 00:36:19,532 --> 00:36:21,266 But I think right now 796 00:36:21,267 --> 00:36:24,169 You really need to focus on your own life. 797 00:36:24,170 --> 00:36:26,471 You know, divorce is a really big deal. 798 00:36:27,974 --> 00:36:30,442 Who said anything about getting a divorce? 799 00:36:30,443 --> 00:36:33,378 Oh, god, I'm so sorry. 800 00:36:33,379 --> 00:36:34,746 I just assumed 801 00:36:34,747 --> 00:36:37,049 That that's... 802 00:36:37,050 --> 00:36:38,884 Is that what you would do? 803 00:36:38,885 --> 00:36:43,455 Well, um... 804 00:36:43,456 --> 00:36:45,123 When I first heard about 805 00:36:45,124 --> 00:36:47,192 What Terri had done, 806 00:36:47,193 --> 00:36:49,261 Oh, gosh, no, I thought there should be some sort of law. 807 00:36:49,262 --> 00:36:51,196 But then when I thought 808 00:36:51,197 --> 00:36:53,365 About it some more, 809 00:36:53,366 --> 00:36:55,867 Thought about what I would've done 810 00:36:55,868 --> 00:36:58,403 If I'd felt you slipping away... 811 00:36:58,404 --> 00:37:00,572 You would never be that cruel. 812 00:37:00,573 --> 00:37:05,977 No, her methods were wrong, but, um, 813 00:37:05,978 --> 00:37:08,680 I totally understand her intentions. 814 00:37:12,685 --> 00:37:15,253 You're a lot to lose, will. 815 00:37:18,558 --> 00:37:21,259 But we don't want to go to sectionals without you. 816 00:37:23,162 --> 00:37:24,896 It's without me or not at all. 817 00:37:26,999 --> 00:37:28,567 Look, I was the one who slept on the mattress, 818 00:37:28,568 --> 00:37:33,405 Which means I accepted them, not you. 819 00:37:33,406 --> 00:37:35,741 Which means I'm disqualified from competition, 820 00:37:35,742 --> 00:37:37,476 Not you guys. 821 00:37:37,477 --> 00:37:39,344 He's taking the bullet for us. 822 00:37:39,345 --> 00:37:41,413 Solid. 823 00:37:43,182 --> 00:37:45,283 We have worked too hard 824 00:37:45,284 --> 00:37:47,419 For you guys not to get your shot. 825 00:37:47,420 --> 00:37:49,688 We can't do this without you, Mr. Shue. 826 00:37:49,689 --> 00:37:51,323 Hell, we probably can't do it with you. 827 00:37:51,324 --> 00:37:52,557 That's not true. 828 00:37:53,593 --> 00:37:57,129 You guys are good. 829 00:37:57,130 --> 00:37:58,964 You're really good. 830 00:38:00,533 --> 00:38:03,001 You did "jump" for that commercial without me, right? 831 00:38:06,372 --> 00:38:10,275 Look, the best teachers don't give you the answers. 832 00:38:10,276 --> 00:38:15,147 They just point the way and let you make your own choices. 833 00:38:15,148 --> 00:38:19,551 Your own mistakes. 834 00:38:19,552 --> 00:38:24,456 That way you get all the glory. 835 00:38:24,457 --> 00:38:28,860 And you deserve it. 836 00:38:28,861 --> 00:38:33,632 Look, if... If you can't win without me there, 837 00:38:33,633 --> 00:38:37,502 Then I haven't done my job. 838 00:38:37,503 --> 00:38:40,405 We're really sorry, Mr. Shue. 839 00:38:40,406 --> 00:38:43,942 I know. 840 00:38:43,943 --> 00:38:46,344 I want you guys to go get gussied up 841 00:38:46,345 --> 00:38:48,713 And take that glee club photo with pride. 842 00:38:50,216 --> 00:38:55,654 I want to see a smile on every one of your faces. 843 00:39:02,361 --> 00:39:07,265 smile though your heart is aching 844 00:39:07,266 --> 00:39:12,270 smile even though it's breaking 845 00:39:12,271 --> 00:39:17,242 when there are clouds in the sky 846 00:39:17,243 --> 00:39:19,511 you'll get by 847 00:39:19,512 --> 00:39:25,550 if you smile through your pain and sorrow 848 00:39:25,551 --> 00:39:29,654 smile and maybe tomorrow 849 00:39:29,655 --> 00:39:35,560 you'll see the sun come shining through 850 00:39:35,561 --> 00:39:37,629 for you 851 00:39:37,630 --> 00:39:42,968 light up your face with gladness 852 00:39:42,969 --> 00:39:48,139 hide every trace of sadness 853 00:39:48,140 --> 00:39:50,442 although a tear 854 00:39:50,443 --> 00:39:55,013 may be ever so near 855 00:39:55,014 --> 00:39:56,948 that's the time 856 00:39:56,949 --> 00:40:01,586 you must keep on trying 857 00:40:01,587 --> 00:40:05,223 smile, what's the use of crying? 858 00:40:05,224 --> 00:40:11,363 you'll find that life is still worthwhile 859 00:40:11,364 --> 00:40:16,468 if you just smile 860 00:40:18,571 --> 00:40:23,942 smile though your heart is aching is aching 861 00:40:23,943 --> 00:40:28,046 smile even though it's breaking it's breaking 862 00:40:28,047 --> 00:40:33,585 when there are clouds in the sky 863 00:40:33,586 --> 00:40:35,654 you'll get by 864 00:40:35,655 --> 00:40:40,992 that's the time you must keep on trying 865 00:40:40,993 --> 00:40:45,297 smile, what's the use of crying? 866 00:40:45,298 --> 00:40:52,003 you'll find that life is still worthwhile 867 00:40:52,004 --> 00:40:55,640 if you just smile 868 00:40:55,641 --> 00:41:00,211 you'll find that life is still worthwhile 869 00:41:00,212 --> 00:41:06,618 if you just smile... 870 00:41:06,619 --> 00:41:08,653 smile. 871 00:41:09,305 --> 00:41:15,537 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/kjyd Help other users to choose the best subtitles