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How do you think that makes me feel?
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Also, Terri said she's pregnant, wow.
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But really, she's faking and
Mr. Schuster doesn't know.
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This baby's the only
reason he's still here.
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Will's busy getting the
kids ready for sectionals
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Where they're up against
a school for the deaf...
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I can't hear you. Talk into
this ear. Scarlet fever.
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You're on!
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...And a group of juvie girls.
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Aphasia, give
Mr. Schuster his wallet back.
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But it turns out both
of them are really good.
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It's like cool epilepsy.
Also, sue kicked Quinn out
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Of the cheerios because she's pregnant.
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I can't have a pregnant
girl on my squad.
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You're a disgrace.
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It's not very nice, but neither is Sue.
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Those drinks are crap!
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And that's what you missed on... glee.
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Hey, guys. Mind if I join you?
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So, what's with all the primping?
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Yearbook pictures.
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This is the 50th edition
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Of the McKinley high school thunderclap.
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I'm going to drop 20 pounds by Friday,
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Look smoking hot for that photo,
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And be down to a trim 210 for
the wedding a week Saturday.
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Of course, the wedding
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Was going to be in Hawaii,
but then they told me
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I couldn't bring my own fruit, so...
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But, sectionals is a week from Saturday.
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Oh, man.
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Looks like you won't be
able to make it, Eminem.
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I, um, I totally
forgot about sectionals.
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I'm-I'm sorry. I wanted to go.
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For the kids.
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We're not rescheduling.
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The vfw hall is booked till next June.
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The only reason this
Saturday is available
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Is 'cause it's the one year anniversary
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Of that grisly fish fry shoot-out.
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I got a monster discount.
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We just got to be out of there
before the candlelight vigil.
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I remember.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Sue?
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Did someone finally punch you?
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Edie.
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William. You.
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Every year, when the
photos for the thunderclap
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Come around, I always elect
to have a little work done.
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This year, I got myself
a bit of an eye lift.
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And while they were in there,
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I told them to go ahead and
yank out those tear ducts.
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Wasn't using them.
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You know, I got a storage unit
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Full of trophies and medallions.
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But, for the rest of you educators,
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These yearbook pictures
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Are really the only
concrete proof you have
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That anything you've done
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In your sorry little lives
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Has made any difference whatsoever.
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My cheerios are so excited.
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Got them on a yam diet.
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It draws the water out of the skin.
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Well, I'm sure my glee kids
are going to be excited, too.
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Well, glee kids don't get a photo.
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What? Why is that?
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Well, I just had a meeting
with principal Figgins, Eleanor,
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And what with all the vandalism
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Of the glee club photos over the years,
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I convinced him that
putting the glee kids
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In this year's thunderclap was
subjecting the little freaks
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To more humiliation
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And ridicule.
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Why can't you just accept
the fact that my kids
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Are going to take sectionals this year?
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That's not happening.
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And stop with the pointless vendetta.
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Right.
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This is so not fair, Sue.
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You know, I'm going to
talk to Figgins about this.
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Hey, good luck with that.
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You know, you three are boring me now.
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I'm going to go do something else.
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Where's Rachel?
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She's not here yet.
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Perfect.
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Glee club stands on
a delicate precipice.
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We have all felt the cold
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Humiliation of a slushie in the face.
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But as of right now, our
relative anonymity as a club
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Shields us from more
severe persecution-
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Swirlies.
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Patriotic wedgies.
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What's a patriotic wedgie?
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It's when they hoist you up
the flag pole by your undies.
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Strangely, it did make
me feel more American.
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Based on my investigation,
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I am of the opinion
that a yearbook photo
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Would only fuel the flames
of anti-glee-club terror.
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I've done a little library research.
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Peter gellar. Glee
club second tenor, 1998.
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He can be seen here with both
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A drawn on Hitler mustache
and rice paddy hat.
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Shortly after the yearbook came out,
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Mr. Gellar had a nervous breakdown.
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He is now the homeless man
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Who sleeps in front
of the public library.
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Patches?
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Patches.
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He barks at my mom.
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Exhibit b.
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Tawny Peterson. Glee club class of 2000.
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Seen here in her photo with a
cartoon knife stuck in her head,
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In a macabre tableau
that, in four years,
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Would prove eerily prescient.
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I think I speak for all of us when I say
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That not having to pose
for a yearbook photo
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Might be a blessing in disguise.
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I suggest not fighting Figgins' ruling.
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Oh, hey, guys.
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Ah. Looking at old thunderclaps?
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It's really unsettling.
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And totally unfair.
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Hey, can I borrow one of these?
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You know what? This year's thunderclap
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Is going to have a glee
club photo with every one
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Of your smiling faces.
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You have my word on it.
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Shue, I'm doing the glee club a solid.
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We're denying the
opportunity to other children
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To further humiliate them.
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No, no, no. Those kids get
up on stage all the time,
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No matter what anyone thinks of them,
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And they perform.
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They don't let anyone
or anything get to them.
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That's something you should encourage.
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Sue is wrong!
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Fine. I'll give them a photo.
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Thank you.
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For $1,000.
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What?
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That's what is costs.
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The yearbook is prime
advertising space, Shue.
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Frederickson's funeral parlor
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Experienced a 1.3% increase in revenue
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After their full page ad
last year in the thunderclap.
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Okay, um...
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What about a quarter page?
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How much does that cost?
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$325.
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That will buy you
enough space for a photo
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Of two members of the glee club.
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Right below the advertisement
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For uncle Sandro's
chicken inside of a waffle.
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Figgins, that's a lot of money.
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It's a compromise, Shue.
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Now, I suggest you select
a good-looking cheerleader-
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Not the pregnant one-
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And the quarterback for the photo
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As their faces are less likely
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To be scratched out with safety pins.
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Mr. Schuster, I'm very
sorry to interrupt.
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Principal Figgins,
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As you very well may
know, this is my first year
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In glee club and I've just been informed
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That new directions has not
been afforded a yearbook photo.
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As you might expect, my two gay dads
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Have a very close relationship
with our local branch
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Of the aclu and if it's up to me...
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Beat you to the punch, Rachel.
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It's all good.
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We're in the yearbook.
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Oh. Fantastic.
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Thank you so much.
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Make fun of me all you want,
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But school pictures
are everything to me.
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They're great practice
for getting photographed
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By the paparazzi.
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Invasive as the press may be,
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Stars are dependent
on them for their fame,
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And I feel I must be prepared.
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In order to do so, I join
every club I possibly can.
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Know you're thinking that I'm
just joining all of these clubs
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To give off the appearance that
I'm involved, known to exist,
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But glee club is different.
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I really love glee
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And I believe in what we stand for.
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We've come from behind,
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Dismissed and ridiculed by everyone,
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And we've made something of ourselves,
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Something that I'm
proud to be a part of,
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Something I want to be remembered for.
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Oh, that's got the whole flag.
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I miss my cheerios uniform.
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Made me feel safe.
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Contained.
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Even when I was feeling left out,
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At least I looked like I
was a part of something.
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I want my kids to be able
to look back at these books
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And see who I was,
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Make them proud.
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Not the bastard one I'm
carrying now, of course,
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The ones I'll have when
I'm married and ready.
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I might not look like the
head cheerleader anymore,
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But I'm still her on the inside.
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I'm done playing the victim.
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When that cheerleading picture
is taken for the yearbook,
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I'm going to be in it
and back on the squad,
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Whether Sue Sylvester likes it or not.
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Hey, baby. Which one of these
ties goes better with my shirt?
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You're blocking the TV, will.
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Oh, come on. I need your help.
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School pictures are coming up.
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Oh. Well, in that case, um...
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Wear the red one for the teacher photo
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And the green one for the glee club.
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Okay.
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It'll pop more when
the cool kids deface it.
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Yeah. I, uh...
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I wanted to talk to you about that.
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So, Figgins stopped putting the
glee club photo in the yearbook
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Because it always gets vandalized,
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And I just feel so bad for the kids.
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I mean, they work so hard.
They deserve to be recognized.
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Not being in that book
gives the appearance
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That glee club isn't important.
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I want to buy an ad and use it
as the glee club photo spread.
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It's around $300.
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Oh, great.
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Yeah, why don't you take the food
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Out of the refrigerator and
just give that to the kids?
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Will, that food goes from my mouth
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Right into our baby's belly.
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We have a couple hundred bucks left over
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From selling the blue bomber ii.
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The answer's no, will. No.
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But if we... No!
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No. No.
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Actually, can you wait to
cash that until Thursday?
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Kurt, I have a fantastic idea for a club
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That would officially make
me the most involved student
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In the whole school.
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I want us to start a gaylesball.
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I'm sorry?
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The gay-lesbian alliance.
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Gay-lesb-all.
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Hey, guys!
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Great news!
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Glee club gets a photo
in the thunderclap.
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yep.
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It's going to show
everyone at the school
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That glee club is on its way up.
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When we win regionals,
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Those claps are going
to be collector's items.
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I mean, all of your
classmates are going to be
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Begging for your autographs.
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But I had to compromise to do it.
261
00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:25,210
Um, we only get a quarter page in back.
262
00:10:25,211 --> 00:10:28,046
Which means we have to
pick two team captains
263
00:10:28,047 --> 00:10:29,514
To appear in the photo.
264
00:10:29,515 --> 00:10:32,984
So, tomorrow we're going
to put it to a vote.
265
00:10:32,985 --> 00:10:34,652
Exciting, huh?
266
00:10:34,653 --> 00:10:35,687
All right.
267
00:10:40,189 --> 00:10:42,657
Well, we're all here.
I guess we should vote.
268
00:10:42,658 --> 00:10:43,825
With your permission,
269
00:10:43,826 --> 00:10:45,794
I have prepared a few words.
270
00:10:45,795 --> 00:10:47,129
I nominate Rachel. Second.
271
00:10:47,130 --> 00:10:49,331
All right, let's vote up in this piece.
272
00:10:49,332 --> 00:10:51,066
I gotta go hit the gym and
load up the guns of puckerone
273
00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,968
For the football picture.
274
00:10:57,206 --> 00:10:59,941
Looks like everybody voted for Rachel.
275
00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:03,178
Including Rachel.
276
00:11:03,179 --> 00:11:05,013
But we need two captains, guys.
277
00:11:05,014 --> 00:11:06,248
Why two?
278
00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:07,482
We're fine with having
Rachel represent us
279
00:11:07,483 --> 00:11:09,051
In the thunderclap by herself.
280
00:11:09,052 --> 00:11:10,852
We'd actually prefer it.
281
00:11:12,655 --> 00:11:14,423
The worst part is
282
00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:15,424
That after all this time,
283
00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:16,759
They're still embarrassed
to be in glee club.
284
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,161
I mean, they still see
themselves as losers.
285
00:11:19,162 --> 00:11:20,829
I just need to get one of them
286
00:11:20,830 --> 00:11:23,499
To step up and become co-captain.
287
00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:26,402
Well, maybe you should
let them use the captain
288
00:11:26,403 --> 00:11:28,370
They already elected.
289
00:11:28,371 --> 00:11:31,106
You know, sometimes sound a lot
different coming from a peer.
290
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:33,609
Even if that peer is
an annoying as Rachel.
291
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,744
You know,
292
00:11:35,745 --> 00:11:39,348
None of this is going to matter
if they win at sectionals.
293
00:11:39,349 --> 00:11:42,618
I'm really sorry I can't be there.
294
00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:46,088
Yeah, I wanted to
talk to you about that.
295
00:11:46,089 --> 00:11:49,191
I
- I kind of think ken scheduled your wedding
296
00:11:49,192 --> 00:11:50,960
The same day on purpose.
297
00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:52,294
You know,
298
00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,430
So... So you couldn't go.
299
00:11:54,431 --> 00:11:57,199
Why would he do that?
300
00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:58,901
Come on.
301
00:11:58,902 --> 00:12:03,172
We both know how he feels
about our... Relationship.
302
00:12:05,275 --> 00:12:08,644
I'm marrying ken, will.
303
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,179
Look, I know that I've...
304
00:12:10,180 --> 00:12:12,581
I've definitely given
him reason in the past
305
00:12:12,582 --> 00:12:15,384
To be jealous, but I need you to know
306
00:12:15,385 --> 00:12:16,952
That I'm done with that now.
307
00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:19,121
Ken has a lot of flaws.
308
00:12:19,122 --> 00:12:22,124
He has 74 flaws as of
yesterday, but, you know what,
309
00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:23,325
He is not vindictive.
310
00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,894
He's actually a very good man.
311
00:12:25,895 --> 00:12:28,631
He is kind and he's great with
the students here at McKinley.
312
00:12:28,632 --> 00:12:30,366
We have that in common.
313
00:12:30,367 --> 00:12:32,935
And yes, it's true, his
hygiene could be a lot better,
314
00:12:32,936 --> 00:12:36,338
But he is absolutely full of compassion
315
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:40,509
And... Well, that is
why I'm marrying him.
316
00:12:42,445 --> 00:12:44,146
You're right.
317
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:52,321
I was out of line.
318
00:12:52,322 --> 00:12:54,123
It won't happen again.
319
00:13:02,632 --> 00:13:04,566
You wanted to see me, Mr. Shue?
320
00:13:04,567 --> 00:13:05,601
Oh, yeah, Rach.
321
00:13:05,602 --> 00:13:07,569
Sit down.
322
00:13:07,570 --> 00:13:09,538
So, how's the new captaincy going?
323
00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:12,541
I think that my unanimous election
324
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,610
Gave me a very strong
mandate to shake things up.
325
00:13:14,611 --> 00:13:16,512
Great. Well,
326
00:13:16,513 --> 00:13:20,015
I have a job for you, captain.
327
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,855
We need a co-captain.
328
00:13:26,856 --> 00:13:28,991
You have so many great ideas,
329
00:13:28,992 --> 00:13:30,192
No reason you shouldn't have some help
330
00:13:30,193 --> 00:13:31,393
Pushing them through.
331
00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:33,729
I could use a trusty lieutenant.
332
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:36,298
I do have over 65 proposals.
333
00:13:36,299 --> 00:13:39,401
So, can I count on you?
334
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:40,803
No problem.
335
00:13:40,804 --> 00:13:43,439
I'm on it.
336
00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:46,508
Um, I can't be co-captain.
No time. Kwanza.
337
00:13:46,509 --> 00:13:47,776
Kwanza's late December, Mercedes.
338
00:13:47,777 --> 00:13:49,978
The photo's this Thursday.
339
00:13:49,979 --> 00:13:51,947
Yeah, prepping early this year.
340
00:13:55,452 --> 00:13:56,952
I'd love to be in the photo, Rachel,
341
00:13:56,953 --> 00:13:58,420
But you'd be standing and I'd be sitting
342
00:13:58,421 --> 00:13:59,888
And it would throw off
the whole composition.
343
00:13:59,889 --> 00:14:01,356
I'll lean over.
344
00:14:01,357 --> 00:14:04,793
But if you lean over...
345
00:14:04,794 --> 00:14:06,328
It will look like you
have stomach rolls.
346
00:14:08,331 --> 00:14:10,032
On second thought,
347
00:14:10,033 --> 00:14:12,201
I don't think that you're
leadership material, Artie.
348
00:14:12,202 --> 00:14:15,471
Follower.
349
00:14:15,472 --> 00:14:17,740
Brittany, this is a once
in a lifetime opportunity.
350
00:14:17,741 --> 00:14:20,008
No way. Why not?
351
00:14:20,009 --> 00:14:21,343
Because I don't want to
be in a picture with you.
352
00:14:21,344 --> 00:14:22,644
It'll get defaced.
353
00:14:22,645 --> 00:14:24,346
No, it won't. Yes, it will.
354
00:14:24,347 --> 00:14:26,315
I'll be the one doing it.
355
00:14:26,316 --> 00:14:28,150
I'm desperate.
356
00:14:28,151 --> 00:14:29,718
Glee club needs you, Finn.
357
00:14:29,719 --> 00:14:31,220
I'm totally honored you asked me,
358
00:14:31,221 --> 00:14:32,821
But don't you think
you should pick somebody
359
00:14:32,822 --> 00:14:34,223
Who, like, cares more?
360
00:14:34,224 --> 00:14:35,557
Not that I don't,
361
00:14:35,558 --> 00:14:37,826
But I just have football
and friends and stuff.
362
00:14:37,827 --> 00:14:40,462
Glee club only started
working after you joined.
363
00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:42,664
Face it, we wouldn't have
all of the cheerleaders
364
00:14:42,665 --> 00:14:43,966
And football players in the club
365
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,434
If it wasn't for you.
366
00:14:45,435 --> 00:14:46,969
You know I love glee club.
367
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:49,271
I just don't know why
I have to represent it.
368
00:14:49,272 --> 00:14:52,274
Because you're a leader, Finn.
369
00:14:52,275 --> 00:14:54,276
And that's what leaders do.
370
00:14:54,277 --> 00:14:56,978
They stick their necks out for
people that they care about.
371
00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,914
There are stakes here.
372
00:14:59,915 --> 00:15:01,316
Morale is low, you know it.
373
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:02,717
If things don't change,
374
00:15:02,718 --> 00:15:04,452
We're not even going
to place at sectionals.
375
00:15:04,453 --> 00:15:05,754
And then the club is over.
376
00:15:05,755 --> 00:15:08,690
I can't do this alone.
377
00:15:08,691 --> 00:15:11,092
You don't have to.
378
00:15:11,093 --> 00:15:12,494
I am a leader.
379
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:16,831
That's who I am, who I want to be.
380
00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:18,500
You got yourself a co-captain.
381
00:15:19,802 --> 00:15:21,436
I'll do the picture with you.
382
00:15:25,039 --> 00:15:27,874
I totally understand that as
captain of the football team,
383
00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:30,309
You've worked really hard
to project an appearance
384
00:15:30,310 --> 00:15:33,512
Of steely toughness, but
glee club is different.
385
00:15:33,513 --> 00:15:35,514
We have to present the appearance
386
00:15:35,515 --> 00:15:38,084
Of positivity and optimism.
387
00:15:38,085 --> 00:15:41,387
So... We're gonna practice,
388
00:15:41,388 --> 00:15:43,222
And I'm going to teach you
389
00:15:43,223 --> 00:15:45,591
How to smile correctly for your photo.
390
00:15:56,436 --> 00:16:00,740
when you first left
me, I was wanting more
391
00:16:00,741 --> 00:16:03,342
you were kissing that girl next door
392
00:16:03,343 --> 00:16:06,379
what'd you do that for?
what'd you do that for?
393
00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:08,314
when you first left me
394
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:11,150
I didn't know what to say
395
00:16:11,151 --> 00:16:13,486
I never been on my own
that way own that way
396
00:16:13,487 --> 00:16:16,989
just sat by myself
all day myself all day
397
00:16:16,990 --> 00:16:19,759
I was so lost back then ah...
398
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:22,662
but with a little help from my friends
399
00:16:22,663 --> 00:16:26,732
I found a light in the tunnel at the end
400
00:16:26,733 --> 00:16:29,669
ah... and now you're
calling me up on the phone
401
00:16:29,670 --> 00:16:32,571
so you can have a little
whine and a moan ah...
402
00:16:32,572 --> 00:16:36,642
and it's only because
you're feeling alone ah...
403
00:16:36,643 --> 00:16:41,380
at first, when I see you cry...
404
00:16:41,381 --> 00:16:43,749
it makes me smile
405
00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:47,219
yeah, it makes me smile
406
00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:51,290
at worst I feel bad for a while
407
00:16:51,291 --> 00:16:54,026
but then I just smile
408
00:16:54,027 --> 00:16:57,063
I go ahead and smile
409
00:17:06,773 --> 00:17:10,676
at first when I see you cry
410
00:17:10,677 --> 00:17:12,178
see you cry
411
00:17:12,179 --> 00:17:14,180
it makes me smile makes me smile
412
00:17:14,181 --> 00:17:17,450
yeah, it makes me smile
yeah, it makes me smile
413
00:17:17,451 --> 00:17:20,219
at worst I feel bad for a while
414
00:17:20,220 --> 00:17:23,689
feel bad for a while
but then I just smile
415
00:17:23,690 --> 00:17:24,991
I go ahead and smile smile
416
00:17:24,992 --> 00:17:28,561
go ahead and smile.
417
00:17:32,265 --> 00:17:34,367
What the hell?!
418
00:17:34,368 --> 00:17:36,569
Hey, man, shh, we're
practicing, dude. Chill out.
419
00:17:36,570 --> 00:17:38,270
We heard you're going to
be in the glee club photo,
420
00:17:38,271 --> 00:17:39,872
And we don't want to
mess up messing it up.
421
00:17:39,873 --> 00:17:41,040
Screw you, Karofsky!
422
00:17:41,041 --> 00:17:42,675
I'm sick of you pulling people down.
423
00:17:42,676 --> 00:17:45,411
Hey, man, don't talk
that kum-bah-yay-yah crap.
424
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:47,246
All right, you know the
system's put in place
425
00:17:47,247 --> 00:17:48,881
To keep order around here.
426
00:17:48,882 --> 00:17:51,050
You know what, I'm gonna
give you some options, okay?
427
00:17:51,051 --> 00:17:53,319
Do you want me to put
the Hitler mustache
428
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,388
On your glee club picture,
or you want the buck teeth
429
00:17:55,389 --> 00:17:56,722
On your glee club picture?
Which one do you want?
430
00:17:56,723 --> 00:17:58,391
It don't matter to me either way.
431
00:17:58,392 --> 00:17:59,592
I'll put...
432
00:17:59,593 --> 00:18:01,093
Hey, how do you spell "loser"?
433
00:18:01,094 --> 00:18:02,795
I'm gonna write it on his forehead.
434
00:18:02,796 --> 00:18:04,864
His big ol' potato head.
435
00:18:04,865 --> 00:18:07,633
You could write a whole
haiku on that thing.
436
00:18:17,844 --> 00:18:19,879
Can we shake a leg here?
437
00:18:22,816 --> 00:18:24,216
Fine.
438
00:18:24,217 --> 00:18:25,518
I'm ready.
439
00:18:25,519 --> 00:18:28,687
I'll... Do it myself.
440
00:18:30,223 --> 00:18:31,791
wait, I...
441
00:18:31,792 --> 00:18:35,061
I insist on only being
shot from my left side.
442
00:18:43,904 --> 00:18:45,404
Yeah, I kind of need to see your teeth.
443
00:18:45,405 --> 00:18:46,672
It's sort of my job here.
444
00:18:46,673 --> 00:18:49,442
I'm sorry, I'm just... I'm upset.
445
00:18:49,443 --> 00:18:52,745
My co-captain bailed and it just...
446
00:18:52,746 --> 00:18:55,247
I'm sorry, I just need a minute.
447
00:18:58,585 --> 00:19:00,519
Snap out of this.
448
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:03,522
Stop being defined by what
other people think of you,
449
00:19:03,523 --> 00:19:05,724
Or how they disappoint you.
450
00:19:05,725 --> 00:19:08,461
It's lonely at the top, you know that.
451
00:19:08,462 --> 00:19:10,496
What's that song about overcoming
452
00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:12,698
Professional and
personal disappointments?
453
00:19:12,699 --> 00:19:14,667
Oh, yeah.
454
00:19:14,668 --> 00:19:17,870
when you're smiling, when you're smiling
455
00:19:17,871 --> 00:19:21,373
the whole world smiles with you.
456
00:19:27,013 --> 00:19:28,114
I'm ready.
457
00:19:41,061 --> 00:19:42,595
Great.
458
00:19:44,498 --> 00:19:45,531
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
459
00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:46,799
That-that's it?
460
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,134
I practiced over 18 different poses
461
00:19:48,135 --> 00:19:50,503
For this shoot, and I
haven't even shown you
462
00:19:50,504 --> 00:19:52,805
Any of my over the
left shoulder pose. See?
463
00:19:52,806 --> 00:19:54,140
Sorry, kid, I got to blow.
464
00:19:54,141 --> 00:19:55,508
I got a casting session in half an hour.
465
00:19:55,509 --> 00:19:58,811
A... A casting session for what?
466
00:19:58,812 --> 00:20:01,480
My brother-in-law is shooting
a commercial for his store.
467
00:20:01,481 --> 00:20:02,848
I'm directing it.
468
00:20:02,849 --> 00:20:05,284
I just do these school
photos for the money.
469
00:20:09,756 --> 00:20:11,090
Uh, uh, okay.
470
00:20:11,091 --> 00:20:12,558
Wait, no, don't...
471
00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:14,560
I can take a couple
more pictures for you.
472
00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:16,495
I can cry on demand.
473
00:20:16,496 --> 00:20:17,830
It's one of my many talents.
474
00:20:17,831 --> 00:20:19,165
I'm very versatile,
475
00:20:19,166 --> 00:20:21,700
And aside from nudity and
the exploitation of animals,
476
00:20:21,701 --> 00:20:24,236
I'll pretty much do anything
to break into the business.
477
00:20:24,237 --> 00:20:28,374
We-well, you certainly
seem talented and all,
478
00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:30,376
But I need...
479
00:20:30,377 --> 00:20:31,944
There's other speaking
parts in this thing.
480
00:20:31,945 --> 00:20:35,214
I need, like, a bunch
of other actors, too.
481
00:20:35,215 --> 00:20:38,384
I can help with that.
482
00:20:38,385 --> 00:20:41,387
I'd like to call this meeting to order.
483
00:20:41,388 --> 00:20:42,988
Oh, hello, Finn.
484
00:20:42,989 --> 00:20:44,957
How nice of you to show.
485
00:20:44,958 --> 00:20:45,958
Look, I'm sorry.
486
00:20:45,959 --> 00:20:47,092
The guys were harassing me
487
00:20:47,093 --> 00:20:48,327
In the locker room about it.
488
00:20:48,328 --> 00:20:49,862
They said that if I
took the glee club photo,
489
00:20:49,863 --> 00:20:52,064
That they'd make me choose
between an Hitler mustache
490
00:20:52,065 --> 00:20:54,700
Or buck teeth, and I can't
rock either of those looks.
491
00:21:02,242 --> 00:21:03,809
Do you think I have a potato head?
492
00:21:03,810 --> 00:21:05,411
Okay, look, I realize now
493
00:21:05,412 --> 00:21:07,313
That all of you think that
glee club is just a joke.
494
00:21:07,314 --> 00:21:08,881
Okay, and you're convinced
495
00:21:08,882 --> 00:21:11,951
That we can't win, and you're
content to just sit idle by
496
00:21:11,952 --> 00:21:13,619
Until Figgins cancels the club.
497
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:15,154
Well,
498
00:21:15,155 --> 00:21:18,757
I'm about to present to
you a rare opportunity.
499
00:21:18,758 --> 00:21:22,595
The opportunity to become stars.
500
00:21:22,596 --> 00:21:24,263
How?
501
00:21:24,264 --> 00:21:28,601
We've all been cast
in a local commercial.
502
00:21:29,936 --> 00:21:31,737
Are you serious? Yes, Finn,
503
00:21:31,738 --> 00:21:33,038
And while all of you have been
504
00:21:33,039 --> 00:21:34,940
So concerned with your
appearance in this school,
505
00:21:34,941 --> 00:21:37,776
I've landed glee club
its first big break.
506
00:21:37,777 --> 00:21:39,011
Simply put,
507
00:21:39,012 --> 00:21:40,512
Making us all celebrities.
508
00:21:40,513 --> 00:21:42,615
Okay, and no one
509
00:21:42,616 --> 00:21:45,918
Messes with celebrities
or defaces their pictures.
510
00:21:45,919 --> 00:21:47,486
What's the commercial?
511
00:21:47,487 --> 00:21:50,155
Hold on to your hats
and get ready to sell...
512
00:21:52,192 --> 00:21:54,026
...Some mattresses!
513
00:21:55,795 --> 00:21:57,663
I'm getting a nice pair
of black suspenders.
514
00:21:57,664 --> 00:21:59,198
Simple black.
515
00:21:59,199 --> 00:22:00,599
My mom's going to be really proud.
516
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,301
Let's do our camera face.
517
00:22:04,630 --> 00:22:07,498
I can't believe we're
finally breaking into the biz!
518
00:22:07,499 --> 00:22:10,001
You guys, I want us to
always remember this moment.
519
00:22:10,002 --> 00:22:12,837
Soon, there may be agents
and managers and movie deals,
520
00:22:12,838 --> 00:22:15,606
But right now I want us to
remember what it feels like
521
00:22:15,607 --> 00:22:17,375
To be here together as a team.
522
00:22:17,376 --> 00:22:19,610
Whatever. Soon as I get my record deal,
523
00:22:19,611 --> 00:22:21,345
I'm not speaking to any of you.
524
00:22:22,881 --> 00:22:25,516
Okay, guys, we're very
excited to have you here.
525
00:22:25,517 --> 00:22:28,886
We here at mattress land
believe that mattresses
526
00:22:28,887 --> 00:22:31,455
Aren't just for sleeping
and fornicating anymore.
527
00:22:31,456 --> 00:22:33,991
We believe that buying
an affordable mattress
528
00:22:33,992 --> 00:22:35,426
Should be fun.
529
00:22:35,427 --> 00:22:36,761
All right, let's go over the script.
530
00:22:36,762 --> 00:22:38,162
I think it's pretty brilliant.
531
00:22:38,163 --> 00:22:40,231
I wrote it myself. Action!
532
00:22:40,232 --> 00:22:42,767
"ah, me. "
533
00:22:42,768 --> 00:22:44,335
"what's wrong?"
534
00:22:44,336 --> 00:22:47,238
"we just lost our jobs...
535
00:22:47,239 --> 00:22:48,739
"at the factory,
536
00:22:48,740 --> 00:22:50,775
And we can't get a good night's sleep. "
537
00:22:50,776 --> 00:22:51,909
"chipper up!
538
00:22:51,910 --> 00:22:53,711
"come on down to mattress land.
539
00:22:53,712 --> 00:22:55,046
"we've got near-wholesale prices
540
00:22:55,047 --> 00:22:58,516
To fit your style and pocketbook. "
541
00:22:58,517 --> 00:23:01,285
I
- I'm sorry. Mr. Cusperberg.
542
00:23:02,588 --> 00:23:04,055
This script is brilliant,
543
00:23:04,056 --> 00:23:07,959
But we're a glee club,
and we should perform.
544
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:10,928
Perform the lines as I wrote them.
545
00:23:10,929 --> 00:23:12,463
Wait a minute, Dennis.
546
00:23:12,464 --> 00:23:15,233
What did you have in mind?
547
00:23:29,915 --> 00:23:32,917
I get up
548
00:23:32,918 --> 00:23:35,586
and nothing gets me down
549
00:23:37,856 --> 00:23:40,224
you got it tough
550
00:23:40,225 --> 00:23:42,693
I've seen the toughest around
551
00:23:44,263 --> 00:23:47,598
and I know
552
00:23:47,599 --> 00:23:50,334
baby, just how you feel
553
00:23:52,170 --> 00:23:54,972
you've got to roll with the punches
554
00:23:54,973 --> 00:23:56,807
to get to what's real
555
00:23:59,478 --> 00:24:01,379
oh, can't you see me standing here
556
00:24:01,380 --> 00:24:05,449
I got my back against the record machine
557
00:24:05,450 --> 00:24:07,551
I ain't the worst that you've seen
558
00:24:07,552 --> 00:24:09,186
ain't the worst that you've seen
559
00:24:09,187 --> 00:24:11,555
oh, can't you see what I mean?
560
00:24:11,556 --> 00:24:14,358
can't you see what I mean?
561
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:17,028
yeah might as well jump
562
00:24:17,029 --> 00:24:19,897
Jump!
563
00:24:19,898 --> 00:24:21,699
might as well jump
564
00:24:23,568 --> 00:24:25,336
go ahead, jump jump!
565
00:24:27,239 --> 00:24:31,509
go ahead and jump
566
00:24:31,510 --> 00:24:35,479
jump...
567
00:24:39,851 --> 00:24:45,222
jump... Yeah might as well jump
568
00:24:45,223 --> 00:24:47,858
might as well jump
569
00:24:47,859 --> 00:24:50,094
go ahead and jump
570
00:24:52,664 --> 00:24:54,899
go ahead and jump
571
00:24:57,703 --> 00:25:00,338
jump, jump, jump
572
00:25:05,043 --> 00:25:06,577
jump!
573
00:25:06,578 --> 00:25:09,113
Come on down to mattress land!
574
00:25:09,114 --> 00:25:12,116
Come on down to mattress land!
575
00:25:20,926 --> 00:25:23,527
Terri, have you seen my pocket square?
576
00:25:26,431 --> 00:25:27,732
Terri?
577
00:26:01,700 --> 00:26:03,100
Terri?
578
00:26:03,101 --> 00:26:07,271
A pocket square's gonna make
you look like ted knight.
579
00:26:07,272 --> 00:26:10,775
What is this?
580
00:26:10,776 --> 00:26:13,644
It's a pregnancy pad.
581
00:26:13,645 --> 00:26:16,647
They have them at the maternity
stores for trying on clothes
582
00:26:16,648 --> 00:26:19,283
So you can see how you're
gonna look when you're showing.
583
00:26:19,284 --> 00:26:21,919
Kendra stole it for me so I could see
584
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:25,523
If any of her old clothes would fit...
585
00:26:25,524 --> 00:26:27,425
Pick up your shirt.
586
00:26:27,426 --> 00:26:29,126
What?
587
00:26:29,127 --> 00:26:30,461
No.
588
00:26:31,830 --> 00:26:33,931
Pick up your shirt.
589
00:26:33,932 --> 00:26:35,266
You're scaring me, will.
590
00:26:36,668 --> 00:26:39,970
Think about what you're accusing me of.
591
00:26:39,971 --> 00:26:43,808
Think about it and turn around
and go find your pocket square.
592
00:26:45,577 --> 00:26:49,080
Please?
593
00:27:00,025 --> 00:27:02,460
Why did you do this to us?
594
00:27:02,461 --> 00:27:04,028
I don't understand!
595
00:27:04,029 --> 00:27:05,596
I thought you were leaving me.
596
00:27:05,597 --> 00:27:06,764
You're so different, will.
597
00:27:06,765 --> 00:27:07,965
We both know it. I can feel you.
598
00:27:07,966 --> 00:27:09,500
You're pulling away from me.
599
00:27:09,501 --> 00:27:11,268
Why, because I-I've
started standing up to you?
600
00:27:11,269 --> 00:27:12,937
Trying to make this a
relationship of equals?
601
00:27:12,938 --> 00:27:15,039
No, because of the damn glee club.
602
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:16,140
Ever since you started it,
603
00:27:16,141 --> 00:27:17,274
You just walk around
604
00:27:17,275 --> 00:27:18,676
Like you're better than me!
605
00:27:18,677 --> 00:27:21,479
I should be allowed to
feel good about myself!
606
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:22,713
Who are we kidding, will?
607
00:27:22,714 --> 00:27:24,815
This marriage works because
608
00:27:24,816 --> 00:27:27,051
You don't feel good about yourself.
609
00:27:27,052 --> 00:27:29,820
This marriage works because I love you,
610
00:27:29,821 --> 00:27:33,791
Because I've always
accepted you, good and bad.
611
00:27:33,792 --> 00:27:37,128
You loved the girl you
met when you were 15.
612
00:27:37,129 --> 00:27:38,729
I'm not that girl.
613
00:27:38,730 --> 00:27:41,332
You've made yourself
a stranger to me now.
614
00:27:41,333 --> 00:27:43,801
Are you happy? Are you satisfied?!
615
00:27:43,802 --> 00:27:46,036
It didn't start as a lie.
616
00:27:46,037 --> 00:27:48,672
I really thought I was pregnant.
617
00:27:48,673 --> 00:27:50,508
And then the doctor,
618
00:27:50,509 --> 00:27:52,643
He said it was a hysterical
pregnancy, and I...
619
00:27:52,644 --> 00:27:55,246
I just panicked!
620
00:27:57,349 --> 00:27:59,316
This is insane.
621
00:27:59,317 --> 00:28:03,487
What were you gonna do
when the due date came?
622
00:28:05,991 --> 00:28:07,391
Quinn Fabray.
623
00:28:07,392 --> 00:28:09,960
It was so perfect.
624
00:28:09,961 --> 00:28:13,697
She didn't want hers, and I needed one.
625
00:28:13,698 --> 00:28:17,601
I had the doctor use her ultrasound DVD
626
00:28:17,602 --> 00:28:19,637
At your appointment that you came to.
627
00:28:22,207 --> 00:28:25,176
I loved you, Terri.
628
00:28:25,177 --> 00:28:27,211
I really loved you.
629
00:28:27,212 --> 00:28:28,679
I'm so sorry, will.
630
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:31,148
I'm so sorry.
631
00:28:31,149 --> 00:28:32,616
Do you remember at that appointment?
632
00:28:32,617 --> 00:28:33,951
Do you remember what we said?
633
00:28:33,952 --> 00:28:35,886
That at that moment,
no matter what happened,
634
00:28:35,887 --> 00:28:38,088
We loved each other.
635
00:28:38,089 --> 00:28:39,523
We could get that feeling back again.
636
00:28:39,524 --> 00:28:40,791
You could love me back, will!
637
00:28:40,792 --> 00:28:42,893
Please, will! Please, don't go!
638
00:28:42,894 --> 00:28:44,828
Please, don't go! Please?!
639
00:28:51,603 --> 00:28:53,737
Oh, god.
640
00:30:05,004 --> 00:30:06,638
Am I asking for too much,
641
00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:10,175
Ohio board of statewide
holiday planning?
642
00:30:10,176 --> 00:30:12,210
All I want is just one day a year
643
00:30:12,211 --> 00:30:16,081
Where I'm not visually
assaulted by uglies and fatties.
644
00:30:16,082 --> 00:30:19,050
Seriously, Ohio, these
retinas need a day off.
645
00:30:19,051 --> 00:30:20,618
So here's the dream:
646
00:30:20,619 --> 00:30:22,854
Friday after Christmas-
which I have off-
647
00:30:22,855 --> 00:30:24,522
If you're hideous, stay at home.
648
00:30:24,523 --> 00:30:26,791
Spend the entire day
watching home videos of a time
649
00:30:26,792 --> 00:30:28,760
When you weren't too repulsive for me
650
00:30:28,761 --> 00:30:30,061
To ever want to look at.
651
00:30:30,062 --> 00:30:32,230
And that's how Sue sees it.
652
00:30:32,231 --> 00:30:34,199
Rod.
653
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,267
Slammin', Sue.
654
00:30:36,268 --> 00:30:38,570
We'll be right back.
655
00:30:40,439 --> 00:30:42,140
Hey, Andrea, that "Sue’s
corner" I just did,
656
00:30:42,141 --> 00:30:45,243
Was talking about you.
657
00:30:45,244 --> 00:30:46,745
go ahead and jump!
658
00:30:46,746 --> 00:30:48,713
Who says finding a
mattress can't be fun?
659
00:30:48,714 --> 00:30:49,815
At mattress land,
660
00:30:49,816 --> 00:30:51,550
We have mattresses of
all shapes and sizes
661
00:30:51,551 --> 00:30:53,952
At prices that won't
break your pocketbook.
662
00:30:53,953 --> 00:30:55,687
No credit? No problem!
663
00:30:55,688 --> 00:30:58,023
Mattress land has a no-hassle financing
664
00:30:58,024 --> 00:31:02,394
Of 12.9% with no money down
and no payments till next year.
665
00:31:02,395 --> 00:31:04,362
You'll jump for joy at our prices.
666
00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:06,965
Come on down to mattress land!
667
00:31:08,801 --> 00:31:10,735
Coach Sylvester, we need to talk.
668
00:31:10,736 --> 00:31:13,205
Oh, I got nothing to say to you, prego.
669
00:31:13,206 --> 00:31:16,308
The cheerios' photo's tomorrow,
and I want back on that squad.
670
00:31:16,309 --> 00:31:17,976
Oh, is that what you want?
671
00:31:17,977 --> 00:31:20,378
Well, what I wanted was a head
cheerleader who wasn't going
672
00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:22,147
To hoist her legs behind
her ears in the backseat
673
00:31:22,148 --> 00:31:25,083
Of the first station
wagon she could jimmy open,
674
00:31:25,084 --> 00:31:27,219
Throwing away any chance
she ever had in life.
675
00:31:27,220 --> 00:31:29,254
It would be good for the school.
676
00:31:29,255 --> 00:31:31,489
Show everyone that
appearances don't matter.
677
00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:34,292
That sometimes people have to
deal with a little adversity.
678
00:31:34,293 --> 00:31:36,561
I learned that in glee club.
679
00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:39,297
Well, that little educational
proverb must have slithered
680
00:31:39,298 --> 00:31:41,700
From will Schuester’s
mouth right after his lesson
681
00:31:41,701 --> 00:31:45,403
On how to disqualify
yourselves from sectionals.
682
00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:46,671
What?
683
00:31:46,672 --> 00:31:48,907
Saw your little commercial last night.
684
00:31:48,908 --> 00:31:51,476
Boy, did you glee kids step in it.
685
00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:55,547
Shue, I'm afraid Sue is right.
686
00:31:55,548 --> 00:31:57,082
You have indeed stepped in it.
687
00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:59,117
No, I didn't even
know this was going on.
688
00:31:59,118 --> 00:32:00,619
Of course, you didn't, William.
689
00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:02,187
You wouldn't know if your
glee club was using your office
690
00:32:02,188 --> 00:32:04,522
To breed rabbits for pets or
for food. And you know why?
691
00:32:04,523 --> 00:32:07,192
You're too busy chasing
tail and loading your hair
692
00:32:07,193 --> 00:32:08,760
With enormous amounts of product!
693
00:32:08,761 --> 00:32:11,296
I mean, today it just looks
like you put lard in it.
694
00:32:11,297 --> 00:32:13,431
What are you even talking about?!
695
00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:15,634
Look, look, the kids did the commercial
696
00:32:15,635 --> 00:32:17,969
To foster a feeling of unity after you-
697
00:32:17,970 --> 00:32:20,171
Not anyone else
- you got them banned from the yearbook.
698
00:32:20,172 --> 00:32:21,940
That's what I did, yes, I admit it.
699
00:32:21,941 --> 00:32:23,441
It was an innocent mistake.
700
00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:26,177
And what if I were to just
innocently murder you, will?
701
00:32:26,178 --> 00:32:28,213
I'd still have to go to trial.
702
00:32:28,214 --> 00:32:30,015
Probably get off with
justifiable homicide.
703
00:32:30,016 --> 00:32:32,350
Let me review the rules for you.
704
00:32:32,351 --> 00:32:35,720
William, amendment 63, seventh addendum:
705
00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:38,089
"no professional activity of
any kind will be tolerated,
706
00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:41,526
"and payment for services
rendered negates amateur status,
707
00:32:41,527 --> 00:32:42,827
Triggering immediate disqualification. "
708
00:32:42,828 --> 00:32:45,697
Hey, hey. Hey, hey, keep it civil.
709
00:32:45,698 --> 00:32:46,698
Hey, what, mister?!
710
00:32:46,699 --> 00:32:48,366
No, keep it simple, folks!
711
00:32:48,367 --> 00:32:49,534
Keep it simple.
712
00:32:49,535 --> 00:32:50,735
Hey, I'm sorry, Shue,
713
00:32:50,736 --> 00:32:51,903
But I cannot let this slide.
714
00:32:51,904 --> 00:32:53,872
But the kids weren't even paid!
715
00:32:53,873 --> 00:32:55,974
There's a stack of
mattresses in the choir room
716
00:32:55,975 --> 00:32:58,276
Piled as high as the
empty hair gel bottles
717
00:32:58,277 --> 00:33:00,111
In the dumpster outside your apartment!
718
00:33:00,112 --> 00:33:01,413
Okay, we'll give the mattresses back.
719
00:33:01,414 --> 00:33:02,847
Shue, one of those mattresses was used.
720
00:33:02,848 --> 00:33:05,884
You can't return a used mattress.
721
00:33:05,885 --> 00:33:08,019
You can't even donate one to charity.
722
00:33:08,020 --> 00:33:10,555
Lice, bedbugs
- I looked it up online!
723
00:33:10,556 --> 00:33:12,057
Is there any reason that you have
724
00:33:12,058 --> 00:33:13,491
A soiled mattress in your office, will?
725
00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:15,760
Have you and the redhead
become so sexually depraved
726
00:33:15,761 --> 00:33:18,330
That you have to commit
your craven acts of adultery
727
00:33:18,331 --> 00:33:19,831
In between classes?
728
00:33:19,832 --> 00:33:20,999
What?
729
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,901
You know what, okay, fine.
730
00:33:22,902 --> 00:33:25,036
I slept here, all right?
731
00:33:25,037 --> 00:33:26,571
Excuse me?
732
00:33:32,545 --> 00:33:34,179
I'm thinking about leaving my wife.
733
00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:36,281
Well, I didn't see
that one coming at all.
734
00:33:36,282 --> 00:33:39,417
William, I am very sorry
about your personal troubles
735
00:33:39,418 --> 00:33:41,252
But my hands are tied.
736
00:33:41,253 --> 00:33:43,254
Sue's right
- you broke the rules.
737
00:33:43,255 --> 00:33:45,557
I cannot fight the scholastic board.
738
00:33:45,558 --> 00:33:48,593
I'm sorry but glee club is over.
739
00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:54,366
It's over!
740
00:34:02,095 --> 00:34:03,762
"dear journal,
741
00:34:03,763 --> 00:34:06,398
"I've finally gotten will Schuester
742
00:34:06,399 --> 00:34:09,034
"and that glee club out of my hair.
743
00:34:09,035 --> 00:34:12,771
"this is a day that will live in infamy.
744
00:34:12,772 --> 00:34:16,341
Once again, I've won. "
745
00:34:18,378 --> 00:34:19,878
Miss Sylvester.
746
00:34:24,050 --> 00:34:26,652
It's like looking at a
porno star in a nun's habit.
747
00:34:26,653 --> 00:34:29,621
I wanted to show you that it still fits.
748
00:34:29,622 --> 00:34:31,290
My baby bump isn't that bad,
749
00:34:31,291 --> 00:34:33,058
It's just like I had a big lunch.
750
00:34:33,059 --> 00:34:34,660
Take it off.
751
00:34:34,661 --> 00:34:36,528
You need to get it
through your pregnant head,
752
00:34:36,529 --> 00:34:37,863
There's no way you're
getting in that photo
753
00:34:37,864 --> 00:34:39,198
Or back on the cheerios.
754
00:34:39,199 --> 00:34:40,432
End of story.
755
00:34:40,433 --> 00:34:43,135
You're a hypocrite. Excuse me?
756
00:34:43,136 --> 00:34:44,770
I just heard that you got glee club's
757
00:34:44,771 --> 00:34:46,972
Amateur status revoked over a mattress.
758
00:34:46,973 --> 00:34:48,340
While you are constantly
759
00:34:48,341 --> 00:34:50,309
Showering the cheerios with swag.
760
00:34:50,310 --> 00:34:52,277
I've gotten free shoes,
761
00:34:52,278 --> 00:34:54,179
Complimentary tanning, haircuts.
762
00:34:54,180 --> 00:34:56,048
The season tickets to cedar point-
763
00:34:56,049 --> 00:34:57,616
We sold those on eBay.
764
00:34:57,617 --> 00:34:59,284
For a profit.
765
00:34:59,285 --> 00:35:01,486
It seems to me that
if Figgins found out,
766
00:35:01,487 --> 00:35:03,989
You would get banned from competition.
767
00:35:03,990 --> 00:35:05,824
Fine.
768
00:35:05,825 --> 00:35:07,359
You're back on the cheerios.
769
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,761
I'll put you on full-time
dry cleaning duty
770
00:35:09,762 --> 00:35:12,197
And shove you to the back of
the photo to hide your shame.
771
00:35:12,198 --> 00:35:14,099
I'm not finished.
772
00:35:14,100 --> 00:35:16,668
Glee club gets a full page photo.
773
00:35:16,669 --> 00:35:18,370
That's not up to me.
774
00:35:18,371 --> 00:35:22,507
You are giving up one of
the cheerios' six pages
775
00:35:22,508 --> 00:35:26,678
And you are giving it to
the glee club free of charge.
776
00:35:28,181 --> 00:35:30,549
You know, q, I'd forgotten
777
00:35:30,550 --> 00:35:33,652
Just how ruthless you really are.
778
00:35:35,288 --> 00:35:37,155
You're like a young Sue Sylvester.
779
00:35:37,156 --> 00:35:39,725
Now, get out of my office.
780
00:35:39,726 --> 00:35:41,159
If you can manage to
squeeze through the door
781
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,895
Without your water breaking
all over my new carpet.
782
00:35:43,896 --> 00:35:46,198
You know what?
783
00:35:46,199 --> 00:35:49,401
I don't think I want to
be a cheerio after all.
784
00:35:49,402 --> 00:35:52,204
I don't want to be on a team
where I only appear to belong.
785
00:35:52,205 --> 00:35:55,274
I'd rather be a part of a
club that's proud to have me
786
00:35:55,275 --> 00:35:57,643
Like glee club.
787
00:36:02,982 --> 00:36:05,651
It's my fault.
788
00:36:05,652 --> 00:36:07,586
If I hadn't slept on that mattress,
789
00:36:07,587 --> 00:36:09,588
We could've just returned
them and moved on.
790
00:36:09,589 --> 00:36:11,189
Hey, can I give you some advice?
791
00:36:11,190 --> 00:36:13,025
Please.
792
00:36:13,026 --> 00:36:15,360
You need to give yourself a break.
793
00:36:15,361 --> 00:36:17,329
you do.
794
00:36:17,330 --> 00:36:19,531
You'll figure out what to do
with the kids, you always do.
795
00:36:19,532 --> 00:36:21,266
But I think right now
796
00:36:21,267 --> 00:36:24,169
You really need to
focus on your own life.
797
00:36:24,170 --> 00:36:26,471
You know, divorce is a really big deal.
798
00:36:27,974 --> 00:36:30,442
Who said anything
about getting a divorce?
799
00:36:30,443 --> 00:36:33,378
Oh, god, I'm so sorry.
800
00:36:33,379 --> 00:36:34,746
I just assumed
801
00:36:34,747 --> 00:36:37,049
That that's...
802
00:36:37,050 --> 00:36:38,884
Is that what you would do?
803
00:36:38,885 --> 00:36:43,455
Well, um...
804
00:36:43,456 --> 00:36:45,123
When I first heard about
805
00:36:45,124 --> 00:36:47,192
What Terri had done,
806
00:36:47,193 --> 00:36:49,261
Oh, gosh, no, I thought there
should be some sort of law.
807
00:36:49,262 --> 00:36:51,196
But then when I thought
808
00:36:51,197 --> 00:36:53,365
About it some more,
809
00:36:53,366 --> 00:36:55,867
Thought about what I would've done
810
00:36:55,868 --> 00:36:58,403
If I'd felt you slipping away...
811
00:36:58,404 --> 00:37:00,572
You would never be that cruel.
812
00:37:00,573 --> 00:37:05,977
No, her methods were wrong, but, um,
813
00:37:05,978 --> 00:37:08,680
I totally understand her intentions.
814
00:37:12,685 --> 00:37:15,253
You're a lot to lose, will.
815
00:37:18,558 --> 00:37:21,259
But we don't want to go
to sectionals without you.
816
00:37:23,162 --> 00:37:24,896
It's without me or not at all.
817
00:37:26,999 --> 00:37:28,567
Look, I was the one who
slept on the mattress,
818
00:37:28,568 --> 00:37:33,405
Which means I accepted them, not you.
819
00:37:33,406 --> 00:37:35,741
Which means I'm disqualified
from competition,
820
00:37:35,742 --> 00:37:37,476
Not you guys.
821
00:37:37,477 --> 00:37:39,344
He's taking the bullet for us.
822
00:37:39,345 --> 00:37:41,413
Solid.
823
00:37:43,182 --> 00:37:45,283
We have worked too hard
824
00:37:45,284 --> 00:37:47,419
For you guys not to get your shot.
825
00:37:47,420 --> 00:37:49,688
We can't do this without you, Mr. Shue.
826
00:37:49,689 --> 00:37:51,323
Hell, we probably can't do it with you.
827
00:37:51,324 --> 00:37:52,557
That's not true.
828
00:37:53,593 --> 00:37:57,129
You guys are good.
829
00:37:57,130 --> 00:37:58,964
You're really good.
830
00:38:00,533 --> 00:38:03,001
You did "jump" for that
commercial without me, right?
831
00:38:06,372 --> 00:38:10,275
Look, the best teachers
don't give you the answers.
832
00:38:10,276 --> 00:38:15,147
They just point the way and
let you make your own choices.
833
00:38:15,148 --> 00:38:19,551
Your own mistakes.
834
00:38:19,552 --> 00:38:24,456
That way you get all the glory.
835
00:38:24,457 --> 00:38:28,860
And you deserve it.
836
00:38:28,861 --> 00:38:33,632
Look, if... If you can't
win without me there,
837
00:38:33,633 --> 00:38:37,502
Then I haven't done my job.
838
00:38:37,503 --> 00:38:40,405
We're really sorry, Mr. Shue.
839
00:38:40,406 --> 00:38:43,942
I know.
840
00:38:43,943 --> 00:38:46,344
I want you guys to go get gussied up
841
00:38:46,345 --> 00:38:48,713
And take that glee
club photo with pride.
842
00:38:50,216 --> 00:38:55,654
I want to see a smile on
every one of your faces.
843
00:39:02,361 --> 00:39:07,265
smile though your heart is aching
844
00:39:07,266 --> 00:39:12,270
smile even though it's breaking
845
00:39:12,271 --> 00:39:17,242
when there are clouds in the sky
846
00:39:17,243 --> 00:39:19,511
you'll get by
847
00:39:19,512 --> 00:39:25,550
if you smile through
your pain and sorrow
848
00:39:25,551 --> 00:39:29,654
smile and maybe tomorrow
849
00:39:29,655 --> 00:39:35,560
you'll see the sun come shining through
850
00:39:35,561 --> 00:39:37,629
for you
851
00:39:37,630 --> 00:39:42,968
light up your face with gladness
852
00:39:42,969 --> 00:39:48,139
hide every trace of sadness
853
00:39:48,140 --> 00:39:50,442
although a tear
854
00:39:50,443 --> 00:39:55,013
may be ever so near
855
00:39:55,014 --> 00:39:56,948
that's the time
856
00:39:56,949 --> 00:40:01,586
you must keep on trying
857
00:40:01,587 --> 00:40:05,223
smile, what's the use of crying?
858
00:40:05,224 --> 00:40:11,363
you'll find that life
is still worthwhile
859
00:40:11,364 --> 00:40:16,468
if you just smile
860
00:40:18,571 --> 00:40:23,942
smile though your heart
is aching is aching
861
00:40:23,943 --> 00:40:28,046
smile even though it's
breaking it's breaking
862
00:40:28,047 --> 00:40:33,585
when there are clouds in the sky
863
00:40:33,586 --> 00:40:35,654
you'll get by
864
00:40:35,655 --> 00:40:40,992
that's the time you must keep on trying
865
00:40:40,993 --> 00:40:45,297
smile, what's the use of crying?
866
00:40:45,298 --> 00:40:52,003
you'll find that life
is still worthwhile
867
00:40:52,004 --> 00:40:55,640
if you just smile
868
00:40:55,641 --> 00:41:00,211
you'll find that life
is still worthwhile
869
00:41:00,212 --> 00:41:06,618
if you just smile...
870
00:41:06,619 --> 00:41:08,653
smile.
871
00:41:09,305 --> 00:41:15,537
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