1 00:00:01,402 --> 00:00:05,668 Here's what you missed last week. Emma and Ken are getting married, though she really likes Will. 2 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:08,173 If we were gonna rank crush-worthy teachers at this school... 3 00:00:08,242 --> 00:00:09,436 you'd be number one with a bullet. 4 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:10,943 Which Ken's kind of noticed... 5 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:12,342 which makes him really not like Will. 6 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:15,348 The whole world knows I'm just a consolation prize to you. 7 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:16,610 How do you think that makes me feel? 8 00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:19,346 - Also, Terri says she's pregnant. - Wow. 9 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:20,853 But really she's faking, and Mr. Schuester doesn't know. 10 00:00:20,921 --> 00:00:23,048 This baby's the only reason he's still here. 11 00:00:23,123 --> 00:00:24,385 Will's busy getting the kids ready for sectionals... 12 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:25,857 where they're up against a school for the deaf. 13 00:00:25,926 --> 00:00:30,022 - I can't hear you. Talk into this ear. Scarlet fever. - You're on! 14 00:00:30,097 --> 00:00:34,397 - And a group of juvie girls. - Aphasia, give Mr. Schuester his wallet back. 15 00:00:36,303 --> 00:00:38,362 But it turns out both of them are really good. 16 00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:39,872 It's like cool epilepsy. 17 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:42,204 Sue kicked Quinn out of the Cheerios because she's pregnant. 18 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:44,437 I can't have a pregnant girl on my squad. 19 00:00:44,511 --> 00:00:46,979 - You're a disgrace. - That's not very nice, but neither is Sue. 20 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,038 Those drinks are crap! 21 00:00:49,116 --> 00:00:50,811 - And that's what you missed on... - # Glee # 22 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:56,550 [School Bell Rings] 23 00:01:00,861 --> 00:01:03,625 - Hey, guys. Mind if I join you? - Hmm. 24 00:01:03,697 --> 00:01:07,258 - So, what's with all the primping? - Yearbook pictures. 25 00:01:07,334 --> 00:01:10,929 This is the 50th edition of the McKinley High School Thunderclap. 26 00:01:11,004 --> 00:01:14,030 I'm gonna drop 20 pounds by Friday, look smokin' hot for that photo... 27 00:01:14,108 --> 00:01:16,576 and be down to a trim 210 for the wedding a week Saturday. 28 00:01:16,643 --> 00:01:19,111 Of course the, um... the wedding was gonna be in Hawaii... 29 00:01:19,179 --> 00:01:21,579 but then they told me I couldn't bring my own fruit. 30 00:01:21,648 --> 00:01:24,412 - So... - But sectionals is a week from Saturday. 31 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:27,315 Oh, man. 32 00:01:27,388 --> 00:01:29,413 Looks like you won't be able to make it, M&M. 33 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:34,486 I, um... I totally forgot about sectionals. 34 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:38,190 I'm-I'm sorry. I wanted to go... for the kids. 35 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:40,290 We are not rescheduling. 36 00:01:40,367 --> 00:01:42,096 The V.F.W. hall is booked till next June. 37 00:01:42,169 --> 00:01:44,103 The only reason this Saturday is available... 38 00:01:44,171 --> 00:01:46,503 is 'cause it's the one-year anniversary of that grisly fish-fry shoot-out. 39 00:01:46,573 --> 00:01:49,371 I got a monster discount. We just got to be out of there before the candlelight vigil. 40 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:51,434 l-l... I remember. 41 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:53,879 Oh, my gosh. 42 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:57,542 Sue? Did someone finally punch you? 43 00:01:57,618 --> 00:02:01,714 Edie. William. You. 44 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:04,189 Every year when the photos for the Thunderclap come around... 45 00:02:04,258 --> 00:02:06,192 I always elect to have a little work done. 46 00:02:06,260 --> 00:02:09,457 This year I got myself a bit of an eye lift. 47 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:13,159 And while they were in there, I told them to go ahead and yank out those tear ducts. 48 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:18,364 Wasn't using 'em. You know, I got a storage unit full of trophies and medallions. 49 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:20,532 But for the rest of you educators... 50 00:02:20,607 --> 00:02:23,474 these yearbook pictures are really the only concrete proof you have... 51 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:28,072 that anything you've done in your sorry little lives has made any difference whatsoever. 52 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:31,083 - [Slurping] - My Cheerios are so excited. 53 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:34,848 Got 'em on a yam diet. Draws the water out of the skin. 54 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:36,890 Well, I'm sure my Glee kids are gonna be excited too. 55 00:02:36,957 --> 00:02:40,017 - Well, Glee kids don't get a photo. - What? 56 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:43,426 - Why is that? - I just had a meeting with Principal Figgins, Eleanor. 57 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:46,762 And what with all the vandalism of the Glee Club photos over the years... 58 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:49,962 I convinced him that putting the Glee kids in this year's Thunderclap... 59 00:02:50,037 --> 00:02:54,667 was subjecting the little freaks to more humiliation and ridicule. 60 00:02:54,741 --> 00:02:56,368 Hey, why can't you just accept the fact... 61 00:02:56,443 --> 00:02:58,843 that my kids are gonna take sectionals this year? 62 00:02:58,912 --> 00:03:01,710 - That's not happening. - And stop with the pointless vendetta. 63 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:03,875 All right, this is so not fair, Sue. 64 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:06,044 You know, I'm gonna talk to Figgins about this. 65 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:08,451 Hey, good luck with that. 66 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:11,958 You know, you three are boring me now. I'm gonna go do something else. 67 00:03:14,995 --> 00:03:17,964 [Groans] 68 00:03:19,666 --> 00:03:21,463 - Where's Rachel? - She's not here yet. 69 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:25,232 Perfect. Glee Club stands on a delicate precipice. 70 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:28,206 We have all felt the cold humiliation of a Slushee in the face. 71 00:03:28,275 --> 00:03:31,244 But as of right now, our relative anonymity as a club... 72 00:03:31,311 --> 00:03:33,802 shields us from more severe persecution... 73 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:36,873 swirlies, patriotic wedgies. 74 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,941 What's a patriotic wedgie? 75 00:03:39,019 --> 00:03:41,886 It's when they hoist you up the flagpole by your undies. 76 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:44,389 Strangely, it did make me feel more American. 77 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:47,894 Based on my investigation, I am of the opinion... 78 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:51,260 that a yearbook photo would only fuel the flames of anti-Glee Club terror. 79 00:03:51,331 --> 00:03:54,664 I've done a little library research. 80 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:03,776 Peter Geller... Glee Club second tenor, 1998. 81 00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:07,336 He can be seen here with both a drawn-on Hitler mustache and a rice paddy hat. 82 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:10,906 Shortly after the yearbook came out, Mr. Geller had a nervous breakdown. 83 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:13,919 He's now the homeless man who sleeps in front of the public library. 84 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:16,012 - Patches? - Patches. 85 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:19,752 - He barks at my mom. - [Kurt] Exhibit "B." 86 00:04:19,826 --> 00:04:22,954 Tawny Peterson. Glee Club class of 2000. 87 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:25,624 Seen here in her photo with a cartoon knife stuck in her head... 88 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:28,930 in a macabre tableau that in four years would prove eerily prescient. 89 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:31,630 I think I speak for all of us when I say... 90 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:35,300 that not having to pose for a yearbook photo might be a blessing in disguise. 91 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:37,707 I suggest not fighting Figgins's ruling. 92 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:41,145 Oh, hey, guys. Ah, looking at old Thunderclaps? 93 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:44,945 - It's really unsettling. - And totally unfair. 94 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:47,384 Hey, can I borrow one of these? 95 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:51,550 You know what? This year's Thunderclap is gonna have a Glee Club photo... 96 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:55,288 with every one of your smiling faces. 97 00:04:55,362 --> 00:04:57,796 You have my word on it. 98 00:04:57,864 --> 00:05:00,196 [Footsteps Departing] 99 00:05:05,606 --> 00:05:08,074 Schue, I'm doing the Glee Club a solid. 100 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:12,407 We're denying the opportunity to other children to further humiliate them. 101 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:14,640 No, no, no. Those kids get up on stage all the time... 102 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:17,513 no matter what anyone thinks of them... and they perform. 103 00:05:17,584 --> 00:05:20,576 They don't let anyone or anything get to them. 104 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:23,748 That's something you should encourage. Sue is wrong. 105 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:27,351 - Fine. I'll give them a photo. - Thank you. 106 00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:30,260 - For $1,000. - What? 107 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,457 That's what it costs. 108 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:36,366 The yearbook is prime advertising space, Schue. 109 00:05:36,436 --> 00:05:41,135 Frederickson's Funeral Parlor experienced a 1.3% increase in revenue... 110 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:45,042 after their full-page ad last year in the Thunderclap. 111 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:47,444 Okay, um... 112 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:50,074 What about a quarter page? How much does that cost? 113 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:51,845 [Sighs] 114 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,754 $325. 115 00:05:55,822 --> 00:06:00,282 That will buy you enough space for a photo of two members of the Glee Club... 116 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:03,852 right below the advertisement for Uncle Sandro's Chicken Inside of a Waffle. 117 00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:06,922 - Figgins, that's a lot of money. - It's a compromise, Schue. 118 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,936 Now, I suggest you select the good-looking cheerleader... not the pregnant one... 119 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:12,767 and the quarterback for the photo... 120 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:16,366 as their faces are less likely to be scratched out with safety pins. 121 00:06:16,443 --> 00:06:18,411 Mr. Schuester, I'm very sorry to interrupt. 122 00:06:18,478 --> 00:06:22,107 Principal Figgins, as you very well may know, this is my first year in Glee Club... 123 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:25,049 and I've just been informed that New Directions has not been afforded a yearbook photo. 124 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:28,019 As you might expect, my two gay dads have a very close relationship... 125 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:31,080 - with our local branch of the A.C.L. U... - Beat you to the punch, Rachel. 126 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:33,626 It's all good. We're in the yearbook. 127 00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:36,629 Oh. Fantastic. [Laughs] 128 00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:39,165 Thank you so much. 129 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:46,165 [Thinking] Make fun of me all you want, but school pictures are everything to me. 130 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:49,265 They're great practice for getting photographed by the paparazzi. 131 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:52,834 Invasive as the press may be, stars are dependent on them for their fame... 132 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:55,438 and I feel I must be prepared. 133 00:06:55,515 --> 00:07:00,748 In order to do so, I join every club I possibly can. 134 00:07:00,821 --> 00:07:03,085 I know you're thinking that I'm just joining all these clubs... 135 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:07,115 to give off the appearance that I'm involved, known to exist. 136 00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:11,324 But Glee Club is different. I really love Glee. 137 00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:13,389 And I believe in what we stand for. 138 00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:16,698 We've come from behind... dismissed and ridiculed by everyone. 139 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:20,570 And we've made something of ourselves... something that I'm proud to be a part of... 140 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:23,473 something I want to be remembered for. 141 00:07:23,543 --> 00:07:26,478 [Laughing] 142 00:07:26,546 --> 00:07:30,209 - [Laughing Continues] - [Quinn Thinking] I miss my Cheerios uniform. 143 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:33,582 It made me feel safe, contained. 144 00:07:33,653 --> 00:07:35,951 Even when I was feeling left out... 145 00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:38,616 at least I looked like I was a part of something. 146 00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:45,322 I want my kids to be able to look back at these books and see who I was... 147 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:47,491 make them proud. 148 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:50,764 Not the bastard one I'm carrying now, of course. 149 00:07:50,837 --> 00:07:54,170 The ones I'll have when I'm married and ready. 150 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:57,005 I might not look like the head cheerleader anymore... 151 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:59,705 but I'm still her on the inside. 152 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:02,613 Hmm. I'm done playing the victim. 153 00:08:02,682 --> 00:08:05,310 When that cheerleading picture is taken for the yearbook... 154 00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:07,353 I'm gonna be in it and back on the squad... 155 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:10,583 whether Sue Sylvester likes it or not. 156 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:13,251 Hey, baby, which one of these ties goes better with my shirt? 157 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:16,887 - You're blocking the TV, Will. - Oh, come on. I need your help. 158 00:08:16,963 --> 00:08:21,866 - School pictures are coming up. - Oh. Well, in that case, um... 159 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:25,871 Wear the red one for the teacher photo and the green one for the Glee Club. 160 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:27,930 It'll pop more when the cool kids deface it. 161 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:31,809 Yeah. I, uh... 162 00:08:31,878 --> 00:08:34,176 I wanted to talk to you about that. 163 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:38,081 So Figgins stopped putting the Glee Club photo in the yearbook... 164 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:40,619 because it always gets vandalized and... 165 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:44,555 I just feel so bad for the kids. I mean, they work so hard. They deserve to be recognized. 166 00:08:44,624 --> 00:08:48,458 Not being in that book gives the appearance that Glee Club isn't important. 167 00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:52,155 [Sighs] 168 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:55,565 I wanna buy an ad and use it as the Glee Club photo spread. 169 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:59,705 It's around $300. 170 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:01,900 Oh, great. 171 00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:06,935 Why don't you take the food out of the refrigerator and just give that to the kids? 172 00:09:07,013 --> 00:09:10,380 Will, that food goes from my mouth right into our baby's belly. 173 00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:13,078 We have a couple hundred bucks left over from selling the Blue Bomber II. 174 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:15,986 - The answer's no, Will. No. - But if we... 175 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:19,321 No. No. 176 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,257 No. 177 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:23,990 [Sighs] 178 00:09:29,836 --> 00:09:34,773 Actually, can you wait to cash that until Thursday? 179 00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:41,840 - [Sighs] - [School Bell Rings] 180 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:45,282 - ## [Piano] - Kurt, I have a fantastic idea for a club... 181 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:48,378 that would officially make me the most involved student in the whole school. 182 00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:51,049 I want us to start a "Gay Lesb All." 183 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:53,888 - I'm sorry? - The Gay Lesbian Alliance. 184 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:56,292 "Gay Lesb All." 185 00:09:58,164 --> 00:10:01,190 Hey, guys, great news. 186 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,634 Glee Club gets a photo in the Thunderclap. 187 00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:06,103 - Uh-huh. - Whoo! 188 00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:09,767 It's gonna show everyone at the school that Glee Club is on its way up. 189 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:14,007 When we win regionals, those Claps are going to be collector's items. 190 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:17,607 All of your classmates are going to be begging for your autographs. 191 00:10:17,684 --> 00:10:19,174 [Muttered Affirmations] 192 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:22,483 But I had to compromise to do it. 193 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:25,956 Um, we only get a quarter page in back... 194 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:30,087 which means we have to pick two team captains to appear in the photo. 195 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:33,724 So tomorrow we're gonna put it to a vote. 196 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:37,497 - Exciting, huh? All right. - Yeah! 197 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:43,376 [School Bell Rings] 198 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:48,011 - Well, we're all here. I guess we should vote. - With your permission... 199 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:49,981 I have prepared a few words. 200 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:51,312 - I nominate Rachel. - Second. 201 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,511 All right, let's vote up in this piece. 202 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:57,181 I got to go hit the gym and load up the "Guns of Puckerone" for the football picture. 203 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:04,160 Looks like everybody voted for Rachel. 204 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,357 Including Rachel. 205 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:10,198 - But we need two captains, guys. - Why two? 206 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:13,637 We're fine with having Rachel represent us in the Thunderclap by herself. 207 00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:17,609 - We'd actually prefer it. - [School Bell Rings] 208 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:21,443 The worst part is that after all this time, they're still embarrassed to be in Glee Club. 209 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,846 They still see themselves as losers. 210 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:28,183 [Sighs] I just need to get one of them to step up and become co captain. 211 00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:32,054 Well, maybe you should let them use the captain they already elected. 212 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:35,720 You know, sometimes things sound a lot different coming from a peer... 213 00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:38,286 even if that peer is as annoying as Rachel. 214 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,424 [Chuckles] 215 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:44,027 None of this is gonna matter if they win at sectionals. 216 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:47,301 I'm really sorry I can't be there. 217 00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:51,509 Yeah, I wanted to talk to you about that. 218 00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:55,639 I-I kind of think Ken scheduled your wedding the same day on purpose... 219 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:59,116 you know, so... so you couldn't go. 220 00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:01,881 [Laughs] Why would he do that? 221 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:07,894 Come on. We-We both know how he feels about our... relationship. 222 00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,326 I'm marrying Ken, Will. 223 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,561 Look, I know that I've... 224 00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:19,264 I've definitely given him reason in the past to be jealous. 225 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,637 But I need you to know that I'm done with that now. 226 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:23,801 Ken has a lot of flaws. 227 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:26,243 He has 74 flaws as of yesterday. 228 00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:30,578 But you know what? He's not vindictive. He's actually a very good man. 229 00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:33,448 He is kind, and he is great with the students here at McKinley. 230 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:37,616 We have that in common. And yes, it's true his hygiene could be a lot better. 231 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:42,684 But he is absolutely full of compassion, and... 232 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,629 Well, that is why I'm marrying him. 233 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,191 You're right. 234 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,204 I was out of line. 235 00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:59,902 It won't happen again. 236 00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:08,280 [School Bell Rings] 237 00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:10,288 - You wanted to see me, Mr. Schue? - Oh, yeah, Rach. 238 00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:12,586 Sit down. 239 00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:15,321 So, how's the new captaincy going? 240 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:18,455 I-I think that my unanimous election gave me a very strong mandate... 241 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:21,193 - to shake things up. - Great. Well... 242 00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,727 I have a job for you, Captain. 243 00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,535 We need a co captain. 244 00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,875 But you have so many great ideas... 245 00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:36,074 no reason you shouldn't have some help pushing them through. 246 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,515 I could use a trusty lieutenant. 247 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:40,985 I do have over 65 proposals. 248 00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:44,080 So... can I count on you? 249 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:48,093 No problem. I'm on it. 250 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:51,187 Um, I can't be co captain. No time. Kwanzaa. 251 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:54,665 Kwanzaa's late December, Mercedes. The photo's this Thursday. 252 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:57,567 Yeah. I'm prepping early this year. 253 00:13:57,637 --> 00:14:00,105 # Well, you might think I'm crazy # 254 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,164 I'd love to be in the photo, Rachel. 255 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:04,540 But you'd be standing and I'd be sitting. It would throw off the whole composition. 256 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:07,011 I'll lean over. 257 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,014 But if you lean over... 258 00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:12,017 it'll look like you have stomach rolls. 259 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:14,053 # But I think that you're wild ## 260 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,850 On second thought, I don't think that you're leadership material, Artie. 261 00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:20,119 Follower. 262 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,753 Brittany, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. 263 00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,763 - No way. - Why not? 264 00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:27,265 I don't wanna be in a picture with you. It'll get defaced. 265 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:31,793 - No, it won't. - Yes, it will. I'll be the one doing it. 266 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,465 I'm desperate. Glee Club needs you, Finn. 267 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,475 I'm totally honored you asked me... 268 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,738 but don't you think you should pick somebody who cares more? 269 00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:42,713 Not that I don't. But I just have football and friends and stuff. 270 00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:45,376 Glee Club only started working after you joined. 271 00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:48,352 Face it, we wouldn't have all of the cheerleaders and football players in the club... 272 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,389 if it wasn't for you. 273 00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:54,256 You know I love Glee Club. I just don't know why I have to represent it. 274 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,921 Because you're a leader, Finn. 275 00:14:56,996 --> 00:15:02,457 And that's what leaders do. They stick their necks out for people that they care about. 276 00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:06,164 There are stakes here. Morale is low. You know it. 277 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,901 If things don't change, we're not even gonna place at sectionals... 278 00:15:08,975 --> 00:15:11,341 and then the club is over. 279 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,505 - I can't do this alone. - You don't have to. 280 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,249 I am a leader. 281 00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:19,979 It's who I am, who I wanna be. 282 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:25,617 You got yourself a co captain. I'll do the picture with you. 283 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:34,158 I totally understand that as captain of the football team... 284 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:38,102 you've worked really hard to project an appearance of steely toughness. 285 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:40,935 But Glee Club is different. 286 00:15:41,007 --> 00:15:44,636 We have to present the appearance of positivity and optimism. 287 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:47,771 So... we're gonna practice... 288 00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:52,011 and I'm gonna teach you how to smile correctly for your photo. 289 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:57,184 ## [Slow Groove] 290 00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:07,457 # When you first left me I was wanting more # 291 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:09,933 # You were kissing that girl next door # 292 00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:12,801 - # What you do that for # - # What you do that for # 293 00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:17,536 - # When you first left me # - [Together] # I didn't know what to say # 294 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:20,010 - # I've never been on my own that way # - # Own that way # 295 00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:22,411 - # Just sat by myself all day # - # Myself all day # 296 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:26,316 - # I was so lost back then # - ## [Vocalizing] 297 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:28,980 # But with a little help from my friends # 298 00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:33,151 # I found the light in the tunnel at the end # 299 00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:36,093 # And now you're calling me up on the phone # 300 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,960 # So you can have a little whine and a moan # 301 00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:43,059 # And it's only because you're feeling alone # 302 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:47,903 - # At first when I see you cry # - # When I see you cry # 303 00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:50,272 # It makes me smile # 304 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,972 # Yeah, it makes me smile # 305 00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:57,710 # At worst I feel bad for a while # 306 00:16:57,784 --> 00:17:00,446 # But then I just smile # 307 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,455 # I go ahead and smile # 308 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,957 # La-la-la, la-la-la La-la-la, la-la-la # 309 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,493 # La-la-la, la-la-la La-la-la, la-la-la # 310 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,392 # La-la-la, la-la-la La-la-la # 311 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:13,193 # La-la-la, la-la-la # 312 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:17,100 # At first when I see you cry # 313 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:18,603 # See you cry # 314 00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,605 - # It makes me smile # - # Makes me smile # 315 00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:24,131 - # Yeah, it makes me smile # - # Yeah, it makes me smile # 316 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:28,078 - # At worst I feel bad for a while # - # Feel bad for a while # 317 00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:30,240 - # But then I just smile # - # Smile # 318 00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:33,649 - # I go ahead and smile # - # Go ahead and smile ## 319 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:34,948 [Giggling] 320 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,750 [Grunts] What the hell? 321 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,954 Hey, man. Shh. We're practicing, dude. Chill out. 322 00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:44,963 We heard you were gonna be in the Glee Club photo... 323 00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:47,431 - and we don't wanna mess up messing it up. - Screw you, Karofsky! 324 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,434 I'm sick of you pulling people down! 325 00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:52,665 Hey, man, don't talk that kumbayeyah crap. 326 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,264 All right, you know this system's put in place to keep order around here. 327 00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:57,434 Hey, you know what? Look, I'm gonna give you some options, okay? 328 00:17:57,510 --> 00:18:00,809 You want me to put the Hitler mustache on your Glee Club picture... 329 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,144 or do you want the buck teeth on your Glee Club picture? 330 00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,980 Which one you want? Man, it don't matter to me either way. I'll put both of... 331 00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:09,180 Hey, how do you spell "loser"? I'm gonna write it on his forehead. 332 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,621 His big ol' potato head. 333 00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:15,252 You can write a whole haiku on that thing. [Chuckling] 334 00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:17,660 [School Bell Rings] 335 00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:26,294 Can we shake a leg here? 336 00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:31,509 Fine. 337 00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:35,104 I'm ready. I'll... [Exhales] do it myself. 338 00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:38,173 [Sniffles] Wait. I... 339 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:41,482 I insist on only being shot from my left side. 340 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:53,059 Yeah, I kind of need to see your teeth. It's sort of my job here. 341 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,760 I'm sorry. I'm just... 342 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:59,134 I'm upset. My co captain bailed, and it just... 343 00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:01,230 I just need a minute. 344 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:07,035 [Thinking] Snap out of this. 345 00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:10,207 Stop being defined by what other people think of you... 346 00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:12,478 or how they disappoint you. 347 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:15,214 It's lonely at the top. You know that. 348 00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:19,281 What's that song about overcoming professional and personal disappointments? 349 00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:21,292 Oh, yeah. 350 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,884 # When you're smiling # 351 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,520 # When you're smiling # 352 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:28,158 # The whole world smiles with you ## 353 00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:35,598 I'm ready. 354 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,019 Great. 355 00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:53,187 Wait, wait, wait. That-That's it? 356 00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:55,989 I practiced over 18 different poses for this shoot... 357 00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:59,190 and I haven't even shown you any of my over-the-left-shoulder poses, see? 358 00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:02,860 Sorry, kid. I got to blow. I got a casting session in half an hour. 359 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:05,199 A... A casting session for what? 360 00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:08,240 My brother-in-law is shooting a commercial for his store. 361 00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:11,708 I'm directing it. I just do these school photos for the money. 362 00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:17,476 - [Crying] - Uh, wa-wa... Okay. 363 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,951 Wait. No. Don't. I can take a couple more pictures for you. 364 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:25,548 I can cry on demand. It's one of my many talents. I'm very versatile. 365 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:28,093 And aside from nudity and the exploitation of animals... 366 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,628 I'll pretty much do anything to break into the business. 367 00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:35,131 W-Well, you certainly seem talented and all... 368 00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:37,135 but I-I need... 369 00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:38,693 There's other speaking parts in this thing. 370 00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:41,604 I need, like, a bunch of other actors too. 371 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,768 I can help with that. 372 00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:47,836 I'd like to call this meeting to order. 373 00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:51,346 Hello, Finn. How nice of you to show. 374 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:55,080 Look, I'm sorry. The guys were harassing me in the locker room about it. 375 00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:59,090 If I took the Glee Club photo, they'd make me choose between a Hitler mustache or buck teeth. 376 00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:01,126 And I can't rock either of those looks. 377 00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:04,022 [Sighs] 378 00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:10,725 Do you think I have a potato head? 379 00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:13,704 Look, I realize now that all of you think that Glee Club is just a joke. 380 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,765 Okay? And you're convinced that we can't win... 381 00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:20,039 and you're content to just sit idle by until Figgins cancels the club. 382 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:25,550 Well, I'm about to present to you a rare opportunity... 383 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:28,985 the opportunity to become... stars. 384 00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:30,647 How? 385 00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:35,018 We've all been cast in a local commercial. 386 00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:37,221 - [All Gasp] - Are you serious? 387 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:41,460 Yes, Finn. And while all of you have been so concerned with your appearance in this school... 388 00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:44,162 I've landed Glee Club its first big break. 389 00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:46,898 Simply put, making us all celebrities. 390 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:52,309 Okay, and no one messes with celebrities or defaces their pictures. 391 00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:56,576 - What's the commercial? - Hold on to your hats and get ready to sell... 392 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,414 some mattresses. 393 00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:02,181 - [All Gasp] - Awesome. 394 00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:04,051 I'm gonna get a nice pair of black suspenders. 395 00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:06,990 - [All Chattering] - My mom's gonna be really proud. 396 00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:09,050 Let's do our camera face. 397 00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:17,528 I can't believe we're finally breaking into the biz. 398 00:22:17,603 --> 00:22:20,197 You guys, I want us to always remember this moment. 399 00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:23,139 Soon there may be agents and managers and movie deals. 400 00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:27,669 But right now I want us to remember what it feels like to be here together as a team. 401 00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:32,116 Whatever. As soon as I get my record deal, I'm not speaking to any of you. 402 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:36,753 Okay, guys, we're very excited to have you here. 403 00:22:36,822 --> 00:22:38,813 We here at Mattress Land believe... 404 00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:41,291 that mattresses aren't just for sleeping and fornicating anymore. 405 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:45,228 We believe that buying an affordable mattress should be fun. 406 00:22:45,297 --> 00:22:47,288 All right, let's go over the script. 407 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:50,028 I think it's pretty brilliant. I wrote it myself. Action. 408 00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:52,570 [Clears Throat] Ah, me. 409 00:22:52,638 --> 00:22:58,543 - What's wrong? - We just lost our jobs... at the factory. 410 00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:00,579 And we can't get a good night's sleep. 411 00:23:00,646 --> 00:23:03,672 Chipper up! Come on down to Mattress Land! 412 00:23:03,749 --> 00:23:08,311 We've got near wholesale prices to fit your style and pocketbook. 413 00:23:09,588 --> 00:23:12,386 I'm-I'm sorry. Mr. Casperberg... 414 00:23:12,458 --> 00:23:14,392 this script is brilliant. 415 00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:17,759 But we're a glee club, and we should perform. 416 00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:20,731 Perform the lines as I wrote them. 417 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:25,066 Wait a minute, Dennis. What did you have in mind? 418 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:32,640 # Ba, ba, ba, ba-ba ba-da, ba, ba-da, da # 419 00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:39,743 - Ahhhh! - # Ba, ba, ba, ba-ba, ba-da, ba, ba-da, da # 420 00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:42,754 - # I get up # - # Ba, ba, ba, ba # 421 00:23:42,822 --> 00:23:46,314 # And nothing gets me down # 422 00:23:46,392 --> 00:23:49,088 # You got it tough # 423 00:23:49,161 --> 00:23:54,098 # I've seen the toughest around # 424 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:55,997 # And I know # 425 00:23:57,503 --> 00:24:00,165 # Baby, just how you feel # 426 00:24:02,074 --> 00:24:04,804 # You've got to roll with the punches # 427 00:24:04,877 --> 00:24:08,142 # To get to what's real # 428 00:24:09,381 --> 00:24:11,212 # Oh, can't you see me standing here # 429 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:15,276 # I got my back against the record machine # 430 00:24:15,354 --> 00:24:17,322 # I ain't the worst that you seen # 431 00:24:17,389 --> 00:24:19,016 # Ain't the worst that you seen # 432 00:24:19,091 --> 00:24:21,389 # Oh, can't you see what I mean # 433 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:24,190 # Can't you see what I mean # 434 00:24:24,263 --> 00:24:26,857 - # Yeah, yeah, yeah # - # Might as well jump # 435 00:24:26,932 --> 00:24:28,797 - # Jump # - Ba, ba, ba, ba-da, da # 436 00:24:28,868 --> 00:24:33,396 - # Might as well jump # - # Ba, ba, ba, ba-da, da # 437 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:35,167 - # Go ahead and jump # - # Jump # 438 00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:38,972 - # Ba, ba, ba, ba-da, da # - # Go ahead and jump # 439 00:24:39,044 --> 00:24:45,313 - # Ba, ba-da, da, jump # - # Yeah # 440 00:24:45,384 --> 00:24:46,681 - # Ba # - # Ba # 441 00:24:46,752 --> 00:24:48,219 - # Ba # - # Ba, ba # 442 00:24:48,287 --> 00:24:50,687 - # Ba-da # - # Jump # 443 00:24:50,756 --> 00:24:53,247 - # Yeah # - # Might as well jump # 444 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:56,021 - # Ba, ba, ba-da # - # Might as well jump # 445 00:24:56,095 --> 00:24:58,825 # Ba-da, ba, ba-da, da # 446 00:24:58,898 --> 00:25:02,493 - # Go ahead and jump # - # Hey, hey, yeah # 447 00:25:02,568 --> 00:25:04,729 # Go ahead and jump # 448 00:25:04,804 --> 00:25:07,534 # Ba, ba-da, da # 449 00:25:07,606 --> 00:25:10,166 # Jump, jump, jump, jump # 450 00:25:10,242 --> 00:25:14,872 - # Yeah # - # Ba, ba, ba-da, da # 451 00:25:14,947 --> 00:25:16,380 # Jump ## 452 00:25:16,448 --> 00:25:18,916 Come on down to Mattress Land! 453 00:25:18,984 --> 00:25:22,044 [All] Come on down to Mattress Land! 454 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:33,293 Terri, have you seen my pocket square? 455 00:25:36,635 --> 00:25:38,967 Terri? 456 00:25:40,573 --> 00:25:42,803 [Sighs] 457 00:26:12,438 --> 00:26:15,737 - Terri. - A pocket square's gonna make you look like Ted Knight. 458 00:26:17,209 --> 00:26:19,302 What is this? 459 00:26:20,679 --> 00:26:23,307 It's a pregnancy pad. 460 00:26:24,783 --> 00:26:26,978 They have them at the maternity stores for trying on clothes... 461 00:26:27,052 --> 00:26:29,145 so you can see how you're gonna look when you're showing. 462 00:26:29,221 --> 00:26:32,987 Kendra stole it for me so I can see if any of her old clothes would fit... 463 00:26:35,361 --> 00:26:37,295 Pick up your shirt. 464 00:26:37,363 --> 00:26:40,298 What? No. 465 00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:45,168 - Pick up your shirt. - You're scaring me, Will. 466 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:49,836 Now, think about what you're accusing me of. 467 00:26:49,909 --> 00:26:54,539 Think about it and turn around and go find your pocket square. [Gasps] 468 00:26:56,782 --> 00:26:58,977 Please. 469 00:27:01,387 --> 00:27:04,948 [Whimpering] 470 00:27:08,694 --> 00:27:13,290 - [Gasps] - Why did you do this to us? I don't understand. 471 00:27:13,365 --> 00:27:15,458 I thought you were leaving me. 472 00:27:15,534 --> 00:27:19,163 You're so different, Will. We both know it. I can feel you. You're pulling away from me. 473 00:27:19,238 --> 00:27:22,799 Because I've started standing up to you, trying to make this a relationship of equals? 474 00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:24,900 No, because of the damn Glee Club. 475 00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:28,538 Ever since you started it, you just walk around like you're better than me. 476 00:27:28,614 --> 00:27:31,242 I should be allowed to feel good about myself. 477 00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:36,914 Who are we kidding, Will? This marriage works because you don't feel good about yourself. 478 00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:40,015 This marriage works because I love you... 479 00:27:40,092 --> 00:27:42,652 - because I've always accepted you. - No. 480 00:27:42,728 --> 00:27:47,256 - Good and bad. - You love the girl you met when you were 15. 481 00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:51,201 - I'm not that girl. - You've made yourself a stranger to me now. 482 00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:53,670 - No. - Are you happy? Are you satisfied? 483 00:27:53,739 --> 00:27:55,969 It didn't start as a lie. 484 00:27:56,041 --> 00:27:58,509 I really thought I was pregnant. 485 00:27:58,577 --> 00:28:02,069 And then the doctor, he said it was a hysterical pregnancy... 486 00:28:02,147 --> 00:28:04,377 and I just panicked. 487 00:28:04,450 --> 00:28:06,418 [Sobs] 488 00:28:07,419 --> 00:28:09,649 This is insane. 489 00:28:09,722 --> 00:28:13,351 I mean, wh-what were you gonna do when the due date came? 490 00:28:15,294 --> 00:28:17,228 Quinn Fabray. 491 00:28:18,964 --> 00:28:20,898 It was so perfect. 492 00:28:20,966 --> 00:28:23,526 She didn't want hers, and I needed one. 493 00:28:23,602 --> 00:28:27,368 I had the doctor use her ultrasound DVD... 494 00:28:27,439 --> 00:28:29,464 at your appointment that you came to. 495 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,736 [Exhales] 496 00:28:31,810 --> 00:28:33,937 I loved you, Terri. 497 00:28:35,781 --> 00:28:39,217 - I really loved you. - I'm so sorry, Will. 498 00:28:39,284 --> 00:28:41,275 I'm so sorry. 499 00:28:41,353 --> 00:28:44,720 Do you remember that appointment? Do you remember what we said? 500 00:28:44,790 --> 00:28:46,917 That at that moment, no matter what happened, we loved each other. 501 00:28:46,992 --> 00:28:50,621 We can get that feeling back again. You can love me back, Will. 502 00:28:50,696 --> 00:28:52,823 Please, Will. Please don't go. 503 00:28:52,898 --> 00:28:54,991 Please don't go! Please! 504 00:29:02,441 --> 00:29:04,375 Oh, God. 505 00:29:16,688 --> 00:29:18,679 [Sighs] 506 00:30:17,783 --> 00:30:20,650 - [Whistle Blows] - [Sue] Am I asking for too much... 507 00:30:20,719 --> 00:30:23,882 Ohio Board of Statewide Holiday Planning? 508 00:30:23,956 --> 00:30:26,083 All I want is just one day a year... 509 00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:29,958 where I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties. 510 00:30:30,028 --> 00:30:32,758 Seriously, Ohio, these retinas need a day off. 511 00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:36,562 So here's the dream. Friday after Christmas, which I have off... 512 00:30:36,635 --> 00:30:38,626 if you're hideous, stay at home. 513 00:30:38,704 --> 00:30:40,695 Spend the entire day watching home videos... 514 00:30:40,772 --> 00:30:43,866 of a time when you weren't too repulsive for me to ever wanna look at. 515 00:30:43,942 --> 00:30:46,604 - At that's how Sue sees it. - [Whistle Blows] 516 00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:50,978 - Rod. - Slammin' , Sue. 517 00:30:51,049 --> 00:30:53,381 We'll be right back. 518 00:30:53,452 --> 00:30:56,819 Hey, Andrea, that "Sue's Corner"I just did... 519 00:30:56,889 --> 00:30:59,255 I was talking about you. 520 00:30:59,324 --> 00:31:00,757 # Go ahead and jump # 521 00:31:00,826 --> 00:31:02,760 [Rachel] Who says finding a mattress can't be fun? 522 00:31:02,828 --> 00:31:05,558 At Mattress Land, we have mattresses of all shapes and sizes... 523 00:31:05,631 --> 00:31:07,929 at prices that won't break your pocketbook. 524 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,934 No credit? No problem. 525 00:31:10,002 --> 00:31:13,563 Mattress Land has a no-hassle financing of 12.9%... 526 00:31:13,639 --> 00:31:16,472 with no money down and no payments till next year. 527 00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:18,601 You'll jump for joy at our prices. 528 00:31:18,677 --> 00:31:20,975 Come on down to Mattress Land! 529 00:31:21,046 --> 00:31:24,743 - [School Bell Rings] - Coach Sylvester, we need to talk. 530 00:31:24,816 --> 00:31:27,216 Oh, I got nothing to say to you, preggo. 531 00:31:27,286 --> 00:31:30,312 The Cheerios photo's tomorrow, and I want back on that squad. 532 00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:33,916 Oh, is that what you want? Well, what I wanted was a head cheerleader... 533 00:31:33,992 --> 00:31:35,983 who wasn't going to hoist her legs behind her ears... 534 00:31:36,061 --> 00:31:39,087 in the back seat of the first station wagon she could jimmy open... 535 00:31:39,164 --> 00:31:41,223 throwing away any chance she ever had in life. 536 00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:43,291 It would be good for the school... 537 00:31:43,368 --> 00:31:45,700 show everyone that appearances don't matter. 538 00:31:45,771 --> 00:31:48,569 Sometimes people have to deal with a little adversity. 539 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,574 I learned that in Glee Club. 540 00:31:50,642 --> 00:31:52,576 Well, that little educational proverb... 541 00:31:52,644 --> 00:31:54,737 must have slithered from Will Schuester's mouth... 542 00:31:54,813 --> 00:31:59,443 right after his lesson on how to disqualify yourselves from sectionals. 543 00:31:59,518 --> 00:32:02,919 - What? - Saw your little commercial last night. 544 00:32:02,988 --> 00:32:05,548 Boy, did you Glee kids step in it. 545 00:32:07,659 --> 00:32:09,718 Schue, I'm afraid Sue is right. 546 00:32:09,795 --> 00:32:11,786 You have indeed stepped in it. 547 00:32:11,863 --> 00:32:14,331 - I didn't even know this was going on. - Of course you didn't, William. 548 00:32:14,399 --> 00:32:16,390 You wouldn't know if your Glee Club was using your office... 549 00:32:16,468 --> 00:32:18,459 to breed rabbits for pets or for food. 550 00:32:18,537 --> 00:32:20,528 You know why? You're too busy chasing tail... 551 00:32:20,606 --> 00:32:23,268 and loading your hair with enormous amounts of product. 552 00:32:23,342 --> 00:32:25,310 Today it just looks like you put lard in it. 553 00:32:25,377 --> 00:32:27,607 What are you even talking about? 554 00:32:27,679 --> 00:32:31,445 Look... Look, the kids did the commercial to foster a feeling of unity... 555 00:32:31,516 --> 00:32:35,111 after you... not anyone else... you got them banned from the yearbook. 556 00:32:35,187 --> 00:32:37,451 - That's what I did, yes. - It was an innocent mistake. 557 00:32:37,522 --> 00:32:40,184 And what if I were to just innocently murder you, Will? 558 00:32:40,259 --> 00:32:42,227 I'd still have to go to trial. 559 00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:44,091 Probably get off with justifiable homicide. 560 00:32:44,162 --> 00:32:46,357 Let me review the rules for you. 561 00:32:46,431 --> 00:32:49,730 - This is crazy. - Amendment 63, seventh addendum. 562 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:52,292 "No professional activity of any kind will be tolerated... 563 00:32:52,371 --> 00:32:55,738 "and payment for services rendered negates amateur status... 564 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:58,367 - triggering immediate disqualification." - Hey. Hey. 565 00:32:58,443 --> 00:33:02,379 - Hey, hey, hey. Keep it civil. Keep it simple. - Hey what, mister? 566 00:33:02,447 --> 00:33:05,905 Keep it simple. Hey, I am sorry, Schue, but I cannot let this slide. 567 00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:07,918 But the kids weren't even paid. 568 00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:09,977 There's a stack of mattresses in the choir room... 569 00:33:10,055 --> 00:33:12,421 piled as high as the empty hair gel bottles... 570 00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:15,688 - in the Dumpster outside your apartment. - We'll give the mattresses back. 571 00:33:15,761 --> 00:33:17,854 Schue, one of those mattresses was used. 572 00:33:17,929 --> 00:33:19,897 You can't return a used mattress. 573 00:33:19,965 --> 00:33:22,024 You can't even donate one to charity. 574 00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:24,568 Lice. Bedbugs. I looked it up online. 575 00:33:24,636 --> 00:33:27,571 Is there any reason that you have a soiled mattress in your office, Will? 576 00:33:27,639 --> 00:33:29,903 Have you and the redhead become so sexually depraved... 577 00:33:29,975 --> 00:33:34,002 that you have to commit your craven acts of adultery in between classes? 578 00:33:34,079 --> 00:33:37,014 - Wha... - I slept... You know, okay, fine. 579 00:33:37,082 --> 00:33:39,050 I slept here, all right? 580 00:33:39,117 --> 00:33:41,745 Excuse me? 581 00:33:41,820 --> 00:33:43,811 [Sighs] 582 00:33:46,224 --> 00:33:48,192 I'm thinking about leaving my wife. 583 00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:50,353 Oh, I didn't see that one coming at all. 584 00:33:50,429 --> 00:33:55,093 William, I am very sorry about your personal troubles, but my hands are tied. 585 00:33:55,167 --> 00:33:57,260 Sue's right. You broke the rules. 586 00:33:57,336 --> 00:34:00,362 I cannot fight the scholastic board. 587 00:34:00,439 --> 00:34:02,930 I'm sorry, but Glee Club is over. 588 00:34:05,444 --> 00:34:07,776 It's over. 589 00:34:19,691 --> 00:34:21,625 [Sue Thinking] Dear Journal... 590 00:34:21,693 --> 00:34:26,892 I've finally gotten Will Schuester and that Glee Club out of my hair. 591 00:34:26,965 --> 00:34:30,628 This is a day that will live in infamy. 592 00:34:30,702 --> 00:34:34,229 Once again, I've won. 593 00:34:35,774 --> 00:34:37,765 Miss Sylvester. 594 00:34:40,979 --> 00:34:44,506 It's like looking at a porno star in a nun's habit. 595 00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:47,416 I wanted to show you that it still fits. 596 00:34:47,486 --> 00:34:50,922 My baby bump isn't that bad. It's just like I had a big lunch. 597 00:34:50,989 --> 00:34:54,186 Take it off. You need to get it through your pregnant head... 598 00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:58,286 there's no way you're getting in that photo or back on the Cheerios... end of story. 599 00:34:58,363 --> 00:35:00,991 - You're a hypocrite. - Excuse me? 600 00:35:01,066 --> 00:35:04,763 I just heard that you got Glee Club's amateur status revoked over a mattress... 601 00:35:04,836 --> 00:35:08,169 while you are constantly showering the Cheerios with swag. 602 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:12,006 I've gotten free shoes, complimentary tanning, haircuts. 603 00:35:12,077 --> 00:35:15,478 The season tickets to Cedar Point? We sold those on eBay. 604 00:35:15,547 --> 00:35:17,139 For a profit. 605 00:35:17,215 --> 00:35:19,547 It seems to me that if Figgins found out... 606 00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:21,848 you would get banned from competition. 607 00:35:23,054 --> 00:35:25,522 Fine. You're back on the Cheerios. 608 00:35:25,590 --> 00:35:27,785 I'll put you on full-time dry-cleaning duty... 609 00:35:27,859 --> 00:35:30,054 and shove you to the back of the photo to hide your shame. 610 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:34,531 I'm not finished. Glee Club gets a full-page photo. 611 00:35:34,599 --> 00:35:37,466 - It's not up to me. - You are giving up... 612 00:35:37,536 --> 00:35:40,528 one of the Cheerios' six pages... 613 00:35:40,605 --> 00:35:44,564 and you are giving it to the Glee Club free of charge. 614 00:35:46,311 --> 00:35:48,836 You know, Q. I'd forgotten... 615 00:35:48,914 --> 00:35:53,146 just how ruthless you really are. 616 00:35:53,218 --> 00:35:55,015 You're like a young Sue Sylvester. 617 00:35:55,086 --> 00:35:57,577 Now get out of my office... 618 00:35:57,656 --> 00:36:00,022 if you can manage to squeeze through the door without your water breaking... 619 00:36:00,091 --> 00:36:01,752 all over my new carpet. 620 00:36:01,827 --> 00:36:04,057 You know what? 621 00:36:04,129 --> 00:36:07,121 I don't think I wanna be a Cheerio after all. 622 00:36:07,199 --> 00:36:10,293 I don't wanna be on a team where I only appear to belong. 623 00:36:10,368 --> 00:36:13,201 I'd rather be a part of a club that's proud to have me... 624 00:36:13,271 --> 00:36:15,535 like Glee Club. 625 00:36:21,046 --> 00:36:23,514 [Sighs] It's my fault. 626 00:36:23,582 --> 00:36:25,447 If I hadn't slept on that mattress... 627 00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:27,451 we could have just returned them and moved on. 628 00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:30,886 - Hey, can I give you some advice? - Please. 629 00:36:30,956 --> 00:36:33,220 You need to give yourself a break. 630 00:36:33,291 --> 00:36:35,191 - [Chuckles] - You do. You'll... 631 00:36:35,260 --> 00:36:37,387 You'll figure out what to do with the kids. You always do. 632 00:36:37,462 --> 00:36:41,728 But I think right now you really need to focus on your own life. 633 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,360 You know, divorce is a really big deal. 634 00:36:45,837 --> 00:36:48,305 Who said anything about getting a divorce? 635 00:36:50,075 --> 00:36:54,910 Oh, God, I'm so sorry. I just assumed that that's... 636 00:36:54,980 --> 00:36:57,744 Is that what you would do? 637 00:36:57,816 --> 00:36:59,807 Well, um... [Laughs] 638 00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:05,045 When I first heard about what Terri had done... 639 00:37:05,123 --> 00:37:07,114 I thought there should be some sort of law. 640 00:37:07,192 --> 00:37:10,787 But then when I thought about it some more... 641 00:37:10,862 --> 00:37:14,059 I thought about what I would have done... 642 00:37:14,132 --> 00:37:16,259 if I'd felt you slipping away. 643 00:37:16,334 --> 00:37:18,427 You would never be that cruel. 644 00:37:18,503 --> 00:37:21,063 You know, her methods were wrong. 645 00:37:21,139 --> 00:37:23,835 But, um... 646 00:37:23,909 --> 00:37:26,571 I totally understand her intentions. 647 00:37:26,645 --> 00:37:28,408 [Sighs] 648 00:37:30,482 --> 00:37:33,144 You're a lot to lose, Will. 649 00:37:36,488 --> 00:37:39,116 But we don't wanna go to sectionals without you. 650 00:37:39,190 --> 00:37:42,785 [Sighs] It's without me or not at all. 651 00:37:43,929 --> 00:37:46,625 Look, I was the one who slept on the mattress... 652 00:37:46,698 --> 00:37:50,031 which means I accepted them, not you. 653 00:37:51,336 --> 00:37:54,100 Which means I'm disqualified from competition. 654 00:37:54,172 --> 00:37:57,198 - Not you guys. - He's taking the bullet for us. 655 00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:59,300 Solid. 656 00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:05,282 [Sighs] We have worked too hard for you guys not to get your shot. 657 00:38:05,350 --> 00:38:07,716 We can't do this without you, Mr. Schue. 658 00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:10,448 - Hell, we probably can't do it with you. - That's not true. 659 00:38:11,523 --> 00:38:13,650 You guys are good. 660 00:38:14,859 --> 00:38:16,850 [Chuckles] You're really good. 661 00:38:16,928 --> 00:38:20,887 Y-Y-You did "Jump" for that commercial without me, right? 662 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,225 [Sighs] Look... 663 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:28,136 the best teachers don't give you the answers. 664 00:38:28,206 --> 00:38:33,610 They just point the way and let you make your own choices... 665 00:38:33,678 --> 00:38:35,669 your own mistakes. 666 00:38:37,649 --> 00:38:41,141 That way, you get all the glory. 667 00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:44,948 And you deserve it. 668 00:38:45,023 --> 00:38:48,481 [Chuckles] But if... 669 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:51,358 if you can't win without me there... 670 00:38:51,429 --> 00:38:53,989 then I haven't done my job. 671 00:38:56,101 --> 00:38:58,262 We're really sorry, Mr. Schue. 672 00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:00,304 I know. 673 00:39:02,073 --> 00:39:04,564 I want you guys to go get gussied up... 674 00:39:04,643 --> 00:39:08,079 and take that Glee Club photo with pride. 675 00:39:08,146 --> 00:39:12,276 I wanna see a smile on every one of your faces. 676 00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:16,013 ## [Ballad] 677 00:39:19,991 --> 00:39:21,925 # Smile # 678 00:39:21,993 --> 00:39:25,622 # Though your heart is aching # 679 00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:29,997 # Smile even though it's breaking # 680 00:39:30,068 --> 00:39:33,037 # When there are clouds # 681 00:39:33,104 --> 00:39:35,163 # In the sky # 682 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:37,606 # You'll get by # 683 00:39:37,676 --> 00:39:43,546 # If you smile through your pain and sorrow # 684 00:39:43,615 --> 00:39:47,779 # Smile and maybe tomorrow # 685 00:39:47,852 --> 00:39:53,347 # You'll see the sun come shining through # 686 00:39:53,425 --> 00:39:56,223 # For you # 687 00:39:56,294 --> 00:40:00,822 # Light up your face with gladness # 688 00:40:00,899 --> 00:40:05,996 # Hide every trace of sadness # 689 00:40:06,071 --> 00:40:08,505 # Although a tear # 690 00:40:08,573 --> 00:40:12,737 # May be ever so near # 691 00:40:12,811 --> 00:40:14,802 # That's the time # 692 00:40:14,879 --> 00:40:19,145 # You must keep on trying # 693 00:40:19,217 --> 00:40:23,551 # Smile What's the use of crying # 694 00:40:23,621 --> 00:40:29,526 # You'll find that life is still worthwhile # 695 00:40:29,594 --> 00:40:33,792 # If you just smile # 696 00:40:36,501 --> 00:40:42,064 # Smile though your heart is aching # 697 00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:46,076 # Smile even though it's breaking # 698 00:40:46,144 --> 00:40:51,343 # When there are clouds in the sky # 699 00:40:51,416 --> 00:40:53,281 # You'll get by # 700 00:40:53,351 --> 00:40:55,717 # That's the time # 701 00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:59,951 - # You must keep on trying # - # On trying # 702 00:41:00,024 --> 00:41:03,858 # Smile What's the use of crying # 703 00:41:03,928 --> 00:41:09,833 # You'll find that life is still worthwhile # 704 00:41:09,901 --> 00:41:13,462 # If you just smile # 705 00:41:13,538 --> 00:41:18,032 # You'll find that life is still worthwhile # 706 00:41:18,109 --> 00:41:22,205 # If you just # 707 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:26,740 # Smile # 708 00:41:28,119 --> 00:41:31,748 # Smile ## 709 00:41:37,562 --> 00:41:41,931 ## [Vocalizing] 710 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:45,868 ## [Harmonic Vocalizing] 711 00:42:01,619 --> 00:42:03,519 ## [Ends]