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So here's what you missed last week...
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Will found out about
Terri's fake pregnant. YIKES!
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Will left and he's sleeping at school...
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...and he's disqualified
from sectionals...
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...because he slept on a mattress.
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And Quinn's pregnant...
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...but Puck's the father, NOT Finn...
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...which is awkward since Quinn's
been living at Finn's house...
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...since her parents kicked her out.
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And Sue gave the competition
Will's set list for sectionals...
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...and Ken and Emma's
wedding is that same day...
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...so Will can't go to the wedding
and Emma can't go to sectionals...
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And Ken just seems kind of angry.
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And that's what you missed on...
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Glee.
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I bet we get stuck with Mr. Sinacori
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As our sectionals advisor.
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Oh, the creepy math teacher?
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He's always singing when
he walks down the halls.
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Hey, guys.
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Did any of you think it was weird
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The way that Puck rushed to Quinn's aid
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During rehearsal yesterday?
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Is it the baby? Is it coming?
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Think we're supposed to get hot
towels. Would you both just shut up!
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There's, like, sweat on
the floor. I slipped, okay?
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I'm fine!
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No.
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I mean, he likes her.
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I mean, they're friends.
We all know that.
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Yeah, but it seemed like more than that.
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I've never told you guys this before,
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But I'm a little psychic.
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I can't read minds or anything yet,
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But I do have a sixth sense.
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Something is definitely going on there.
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Uh, we... We got to go.
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We have to practice.
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Oh, and we will, as
soon as Mr. Schuester
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Names a faculty advisor to replace him.
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There's nothing to be scared of.
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I mean, it... It's not
like carrie or anything.
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Hey. She's onto it.
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I know. It's really freaking me out.
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Hold up.
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Artie's buzzing in.
I'm going party line.
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Dudes, this is serious.
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If she finds out, she's
going to tell Finn.
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She's a total trout mouth.
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Kurt wants in.
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I say we lock Rachel up
until after sectionals.
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I volunteer my basement. We can't.
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We need her to sing. Damn her talent.
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We just heard. Who told?
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We assumed it was you.
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Why would I do that?
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To get back at Puck.
Aren't you guys dating?
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Sex is not dating.
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If it were, Santana
and I would be dating.
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Look, I don't want to rock the boat.
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Since Quinn got pregnant,
I'm top dog around here.
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Hold up. Rachel's walking by.
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Hey, hot mama?
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She's gone.
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Look, I know I screwed up
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Telling all you guys
about Quinn and Puck,
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And I feel really terrible about it,
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But we cannot let
Rachel figure this out.
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If she tells Finn, he's going to flip.
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And then, we really have
no chance at sectionals.
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Are you sure about this?
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But the wedding is on Saturday.
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Your wedding. I know.
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We just pushed it back a few hours.
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Now it doesn't have to
happen in broad daylight.
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Really, I want to do this, Will.
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I want to take the kids to sectionals.
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Okay, but... What about Ken?
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I mean, he-he's going to be furious.
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I appealed to him as an educator.
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You will always choose
Schuester over me.
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He won't even be there, Ken.
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I am doing this for the
kids. I really thought
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That you of all people
would understand this.
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This time, I don't think that I do.
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He took it great.
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Just great.
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I can't thank you enough.
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Hey.
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I know it's not my place, but
have you had your doctor run
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The full genetic test
panel on your unborn child?
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I only ask
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Because my cousin, Leon,
and his wife got pregnant,
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And then they found out that
he was a carrier for Tay-Sachs.
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What's that?
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It's a genetic disorder-
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Pretty terrible from what I understand.
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If one of the parents is a carrier,
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Then there's, like, a 50%
chance that the child has it
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Or something like that.
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No, Leon's... Leon's baby was fine.
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It was still pretty scary, though.
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My doctor never mentioned that.
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You know... I'm such an idiot.
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They would only run the test if
one of the parents was Jewish.
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Yeah, only Jews carry the gene. Oh.
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Okay, I'll see you in rehearsal.
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You have to take me to go
get those Jewish baby tests.
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Why? Is that even a real thing?
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Because, if something
is wrong with the baby,
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Terri Schuester isn't going to take it.
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And I can't ask Finn.
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He'll know something's up.
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Does this have to happen tonight?
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Because I have my fight club.
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Hey, guys?
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Well... I have found my replacement.
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So, give it up for Ms. Pillsbury.
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She's the one they made me talk to
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When they found out I was
keeping that bird in my locker.
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So, do you even know
anything about music?
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Well... What's important
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Is that she cares about you guys
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Every bit as much as I do.
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Now...
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I don't know
what the future holds for me...
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And for us, but I know, Saturday,
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You're going to make me proud.
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You guys are going to be great.
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So...
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Good-bye for now.
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Wait.
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What about our set list?
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I... I can't help you with that.
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You've got to figure
that out for yourselves.
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All right, guys.
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Well, we have to do "Proud
Mary" in wheelchairs. That's in.
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And "Don't Stop Believing," for sure.
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What about the ballad?
I would be thrilled
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To contribute a ballad
from my repertoire.
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Okay, you know what, miss bossy pants?
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Enough.
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I've worked just as hard as
you, and I'm just as good as you.
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You know, you always end
up stealing the spotlight.
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Mercedes, do you honestly think
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You're as strong of a balladeer as I am?
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Ballads are kind of my thing.
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Okay, um, Rachel,
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Why don't you let Mercedes
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Give it a try?
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Thanks, Mrs. P. Okay.
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Rachel.
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Do I even need to tell you what song?
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Horns, strings, keep up.
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and I am telling you
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I'm not going
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you're the best man I'll ever know
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there's no way I can ever go
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no, no, there's no way
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no, no, no, no way
I'm living without you
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I'm not living without you
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I don't want to be free
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I'm staying
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and you, and you
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you're going to love me
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yeah
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ooh-ooh-ooh
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tear down the mountains
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yell, scream and shout
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you can say what you
want, I'm not walking out
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stop all the rivers
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push, strike and kill
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I'm not going to leave you
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there's no way I will
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and I am
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telling you
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I'm not going
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I'm not living without you
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not living without you
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I don't want to be free
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I'm staying, I'm staying
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and you, and you, and you
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you're going to love me...
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yeah... Yeah!
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love me, love me
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love...
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me!
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Thoughts?
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It's clear the room adores you.
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And, although it wouldn't
be my first choice, well...
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I can't wait to see you
sing that song at sectionals.
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You're amazing, Mercedes,
and you deserve it.
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I'm going to hug you now.
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Okay. Come on.
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That was pretty cool in there.
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I... I know that must
have been hard for you.
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It was the right thing to do.
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I... I wanted to bring
the team together.
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Yeah.
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You know, I got to be honest.
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I'm kind of pumped about sectionals.
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This has been a...
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Hard couple of months
- with Quinn and the baby
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And everything and...
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I don't know
- I really think that...
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Winning could make
everything good for while.
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You know?
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Is that stupid?
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It's not stupid at all.
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Is something up with you?
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I want you to be happy, Finn.
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Oh.
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And when you care about someone,
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You can't sit around
and watch them suffer
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When you know you can
do something about it.
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What are you talking about?
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I have to tell you something.
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Hey, come on, come on. Get off him!
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Knock it off! Get off! Get off!
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Hey.
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Tell the truth! Punk just
walked in and sucker punched me.
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Don't play dumb
- you're too freaking dumb to play dumb.
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Come on! Who told you this, Finn?
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Obviously, it was Rachel.
What? I didn't do anything.
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Yeah, it was Rachel, but
I want to hear it from you.
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I want to heart it from both
of you. Finn, just calm down.
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No! They're both lying to me!
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Is it true?
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Just tell me
- is it true?
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Yes.
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Puck is the father.
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So, all...
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All that stuff in the hot tub...
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You just made that up?
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You were stupid enough to buy it.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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I am so sorry.
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Screw this.
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I'm done with you.
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I'm done with...
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I'm done with all of you!
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I'm so sorry.
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I fully understand if
you want to beat me up.
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If you can, just try to avoid my nose.
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I'm not mad at you.
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All you did was what I
wasn't brave enough to do-
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Tell the truth.
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I was selfish when I told him.
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I wanted to break you two up,
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So he would want to be with me.
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And now neither of us have him.
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I have hurt so many people.
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Can you go now?
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I just really want to be alone.
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Hey.
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So, I know you're upset now.
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But I want to be with you.
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And I'm going to do everything I can
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To be a good dad to our baby.
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Thanks.
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But I honestly can't handle
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Any more stress in my life right now.
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I'm going to do this on my own.
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I know you don't understand it.
266
00:12:27,717 --> 00:12:30,719
But please respect it.
267
00:12:52,108 --> 00:12:55,110
So, the competition starts at 11:00.
268
00:12:55,111 --> 00:12:56,344
Right. I'll have my cell phone on.
269
00:12:56,345 --> 00:12:57,779
I know. You already told me.
270
00:12:57,780 --> 00:12:59,481
Three times. And you wrote it down.
271
00:13:00,516 --> 00:13:02,384
Reporting for duty,
272
00:13:02,385 --> 00:13:04,219
Mr. Schuester. I have to tell you,
273
00:13:04,220 --> 00:13:06,121
I get terrible public event anxiety.
274
00:13:06,122 --> 00:13:07,455
You know what,?
275
00:13:07,456 --> 00:13:09,391
It's okay. We just need a 12th member.
276
00:13:09,392 --> 00:13:11,226
All right, so, um, just sway in back.
277
00:13:11,227 --> 00:13:12,460
You don't even have to sing.
278
00:13:12,461 --> 00:13:13,762
Yeah, don't even sing.
279
00:13:13,763 --> 00:13:14,930
Okay. Okay. Great.
280
00:13:15,965 --> 00:13:17,966
God.
281
00:13:19,268 --> 00:13:22,771
So, um, still no word from Finn?
282
00:13:22,772 --> 00:13:24,739
No.
283
00:13:26,342 --> 00:13:28,376
I can't thank you enough.
284
00:13:28,377 --> 00:13:30,412
Okay.
285
00:14:08,011 --> 00:14:09,879
Okay.
286
00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:12,782
So, smooth sailing so
far, we're all signed in.
287
00:14:12,783 --> 00:14:13,783
And, um...
288
00:14:15,018 --> 00:14:16,385
...According to the program,
289
00:14:16,386 --> 00:14:19,088
You have drawn performance
slot number three.
290
00:14:19,089 --> 00:14:21,290
We're going last? Isn't that bad?
291
00:14:21,291 --> 00:14:23,259
Hardly.
292
00:14:23,260 --> 00:14:24,660
This is good news.
293
00:14:24,661 --> 00:14:26,662
My extensive auditioning for
community theater has taught me
294
00:14:26,663 --> 00:14:28,864
That we either want to go first or last.
295
00:14:28,865 --> 00:14:31,367
If we're first, then everyone
has to measure up to us,
296
00:14:31,368 --> 00:14:32,535
And if we're last,
297
00:14:32,536 --> 00:14:33,903
Then we're freshest
in the judges' minds.
298
00:14:33,904 --> 00:14:35,838
And did you ever get any of those parts?
299
00:14:39,076 --> 00:14:41,577
I'm with Rachel. On this.
300
00:14:41,578 --> 00:14:43,145
The glass is definitely half full
301
00:14:43,146 --> 00:14:44,280
Of some very good things right now.
302
00:14:44,281 --> 00:14:46,082
Yeah, Ms. Pillsbury's right.
303
00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:47,316
I mean, we're here now, right?
304
00:14:47,317 --> 00:14:48,618
No reason not
305
00:14:48,619 --> 00:14:50,086
To go in with some positive mojo.
306
00:14:50,087 --> 00:14:51,687
Right. Right.
307
00:14:51,688 --> 00:14:54,156
Right. Right. Right.
308
00:14:54,157 --> 00:14:56,225
and you, and you
309
00:14:56,226 --> 00:14:58,394
and you
310
00:14:58,395 --> 00:15:02,131
you're gonna love me
311
00:15:05,102 --> 00:15:07,670
you're gonna love it's
a really popular song.
312
00:15:07,671 --> 00:15:09,772
me!
313
00:15:16,780 --> 00:15:18,748
rolling, rolling yeah
314
00:15:18,749 --> 00:15:21,717
yeah rolling on the river...
315
00:15:37,234 --> 00:15:38,601
We've got a problem.
316
00:15:38,602 --> 00:15:39,969
They're doing all of our numbers.
317
00:15:39,970 --> 00:15:41,637
The kids are completely freaking out.
318
00:15:41,638 --> 00:15:43,039
Artie keeps ramming
himself into the wall,
319
00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,907
And I'm pretty sure
Ben Israel wet himself.
320
00:15:44,908 --> 00:15:46,208
I knew it!
321
00:15:46,209 --> 00:15:47,243
Sue leaked the set list.
322
00:15:47,244 --> 00:15:49,578
Will...
323
00:15:49,579 --> 00:15:52,281
Will, these kids need
a leader right now.
324
00:15:54,318 --> 00:15:56,319
Just hold tight.
325
00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:57,820
I know what to do.
326
00:15:57,821 --> 00:15:59,822
Okay.
327
00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:05,127
Sue!
328
00:16:06,296 --> 00:16:09,131
What kind of teacher are you?
329
00:16:09,132 --> 00:16:11,600
Hey, buddy! I just came by
to feed my venus flytrap.
330
00:16:11,601 --> 00:16:12,802
You leaked the set list!
331
00:16:12,803 --> 00:16:14,236
And you are not going
to get away with it!
332
00:16:14,237 --> 00:16:16,238
That is a libelous accusation,
333
00:16:16,239 --> 00:16:18,574
And I insist you retract it immediately.
334
00:16:18,575 --> 00:16:20,009
You have no proof.
335
00:16:20,010 --> 00:16:21,377
No proof?
336
00:16:21,378 --> 00:16:22,745
You are the only
person who had the list!
337
00:16:22,746 --> 00:16:25,815
But other than that, you have no proof.
338
00:16:25,816 --> 00:16:29,085
It's time to face facts, William.
339
00:16:29,086 --> 00:16:30,753
At 1:00 p. M. This afternoon,
340
00:16:30,754 --> 00:16:33,255
Your little club will have
had its shot at the big time,
341
00:16:33,256 --> 00:16:34,957
And they will have failed.
342
00:16:34,958 --> 00:16:37,793
Glee club Will be canceled,
343
00:16:37,794 --> 00:16:39,995
And all that money
Figgins has been funneling
344
00:16:39,996 --> 00:16:41,797
Into your budget will finally
345
00:16:41,798 --> 00:16:45,334
And rightfully be restored to mine.
346
00:16:45,335 --> 00:16:47,336
You have crossed the line.
347
00:16:47,337 --> 00:16:50,506
I am not going to sit idly by anymore.
348
00:16:50,507 --> 00:16:53,509
I am going to expose you
349
00:16:53,510 --> 00:16:55,978
For the fraud that you have become.
350
00:16:55,979 --> 00:16:57,980
Bring it on, William.
351
00:16:57,981 --> 00:17:00,182
I'm reasonably confident
352
00:17:00,183 --> 00:17:01,751
That you will be adding revenge
353
00:17:01,752 --> 00:17:04,420
To the long list of
things you're no good at-
354
00:17:04,421 --> 00:17:06,489
Right next to being being married...
355
00:17:06,490 --> 00:17:07,957
Don't.
356
00:17:07,958 --> 00:17:09,959
...Running a high school glee club,
357
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,727
And finding a hairstyle
358
00:17:11,728 --> 00:17:14,397
That doesn't make you
look like a lesbian.
359
00:17:14,398 --> 00:17:16,899
Love ya like a sista.
360
00:17:16,900 --> 00:17:18,901
Get your hands off me.
361
00:17:18,902 --> 00:17:21,904
You're not going to
push a woman, are you?
362
00:17:21,905 --> 00:17:23,906
I didn't think so.
363
00:17:37,354 --> 00:17:38,621
Hey, Finn.
364
00:17:40,524 --> 00:17:42,358
I just called your mom.
She told me you'd be here.
365
00:17:42,359 --> 00:17:44,527
Yeah, you know, football season ended,
366
00:17:44,528 --> 00:17:46,228
So I'm just cleaning out my things.
367
00:17:46,229 --> 00:17:48,898
Sounds like something that
could've waited till Monday.
368
00:17:48,899 --> 00:17:52,001
You heard anything?
369
00:17:52,002 --> 00:17:54,036
Yeah.
370
00:17:54,037 --> 00:17:55,404
It's pretty bad.
371
00:17:57,908 --> 00:18:00,676
I can't be there.
372
00:18:00,677 --> 00:18:01,877
And I can?
373
00:18:01,878 --> 00:18:03,479
I can't even
374
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:05,614
Be in the same room as her
without crying like a girl.
375
00:18:05,615 --> 00:18:08,617
I can't look at him without
wanting to punch his face off.
376
00:18:08,618 --> 00:18:10,586
I don't have any more pep talks, Finn.
377
00:18:10,587 --> 00:18:12,721
You know I know how you feel.
378
00:18:13,790 --> 00:18:15,591
All I know is that-
379
00:18:15,592 --> 00:18:16,926
Between you and me-
380
00:18:16,927 --> 00:18:18,894
I don't think that they
can win without you.
381
00:18:18,895 --> 00:18:20,563
But that's not fair.
382
00:18:20,564 --> 00:18:22,932
Why does it always
have to come down to me?
383
00:18:22,933 --> 00:18:25,768
Why do I always have
to be the bigger man?
384
00:18:25,769 --> 00:18:29,438
Because sometimes being special...
385
00:18:29,439 --> 00:18:32,107
Sucks.
386
00:18:34,144 --> 00:18:37,146
I just want everything to be like it-
387
00:18:37,147 --> 00:18:39,482
Like it never happened, you know?
388
00:18:39,483 --> 00:18:41,750
Well, Finn...
389
00:18:43,787 --> 00:18:46,155
...You can't always get what you want.
390
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:53,195
Listen, I'll be in the choir room.
391
00:18:55,599 --> 00:18:57,766
Oh, Mr. Shue, you forgot your keys.
392
00:18:57,767 --> 00:19:00,769
No, I didn't.
393
00:19:04,322 --> 00:19:05,656
Nope, your money's no
good here, I'm buying.
394
00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:08,058
Celebratory giant pretzels.
395
00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:09,726
I don't feel much like celebrating.
396
00:19:09,727 --> 00:19:10,994
Why not?
397
00:19:10,995 --> 00:19:13,530
One of us is going to take this thing.
398
00:19:13,531 --> 00:19:16,433
Hi.
399
00:19:16,434 --> 00:19:17,768
Nice set list.
400
00:19:17,769 --> 00:19:20,237
Of course, I haven't heard
your deaf kids perform yet,
401
00:19:20,238 --> 00:19:21,405
But I hear they're doing
"Don't Stop Believing. "
402
00:19:21,406 --> 00:19:22,739
Um, who are you?
403
00:19:22,740 --> 00:19:24,508
I'm so sorry, let me introduce myself.
404
00:19:24,509 --> 00:19:26,009
I'm Emma Pillsbury.
405
00:19:26,010 --> 00:19:28,445
I'm the faculty advisor for the
McKinley high school glee club.
406
00:19:28,446 --> 00:19:31,248
Oh. What happened to the
white guy with the jherI curl?
407
00:19:31,249 --> 00:19:33,250
You should be ashamed.
Aren't you ashamed?
408
00:19:33,251 --> 00:19:35,018
You're educators.
409
00:19:35,019 --> 00:19:37,053
Actually, no, you know
what? You're more than that.
410
00:19:37,054 --> 00:19:38,755
You take care of disadvantaged kids.
411
00:19:38,756 --> 00:19:40,223
And you're teaching them that
412
00:19:40,224 --> 00:19:42,225
The only way they can compete
in this world is by cheating.
413
00:19:42,226 --> 00:19:44,060
I'm sorry, but what
kind of message is that?
414
00:19:44,061 --> 00:19:45,629
I don't know what you're talking about.
415
00:19:45,630 --> 00:19:48,064
"Don't Stop Believing" is
the most downloaded song
416
00:19:48,065 --> 00:19:49,399
In the history of iTunes.
417
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:50,901
I've only got one good ear
418
00:19:50,902 --> 00:19:52,469
And even I know that. Scarlet fever.
419
00:19:52,470 --> 00:19:54,504
Right, and "Proud Mary?"
420
00:19:54,505 --> 00:19:56,139
In wheelchairs?
421
00:19:56,140 --> 00:19:57,808
Do you have any idea
422
00:19:57,809 --> 00:19:59,876
How much winning is
going to mean to my girls?
423
00:19:59,877 --> 00:20:01,845
It's going to be a life changer-
424
00:20:01,846 --> 00:20:03,880
Make them feel like they're
worth something again.
425
00:20:03,881 --> 00:20:05,882
I'm-I'm sorry, do
you- do you think
426
00:20:05,883 --> 00:20:07,918
That they're not going to
know that something's up?
427
00:20:07,919 --> 00:20:09,853
The fact that you just magically came up
428
00:20:09,854 --> 00:20:12,322
With two brand-new numbers
days before competition?
429
00:20:12,323 --> 00:20:14,825
They were great up there.
430
00:20:14,826 --> 00:20:16,059
That's all I know. I think
431
00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:18,728
What we have here is
a case of deaf racism.
432
00:20:18,729 --> 00:20:21,097
Shame on you.
433
00:20:21,098 --> 00:20:23,099
No, you know what the real shame is?
434
00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:25,569
Is that maybe if you believed
in them just a little bit more
435
00:20:25,570 --> 00:20:26,903
They would've been amazing up there.
436
00:20:28,439 --> 00:20:30,674
Without cheating.
437
00:20:33,811 --> 00:20:38,248
don't stop believing
438
00:20:38,249 --> 00:20:41,618
hold on to that feeling
439
00:20:41,619 --> 00:20:45,989
streetlight people
440
00:20:47,358 --> 00:20:49,493
Meeting in the green
room in five minutes.
441
00:20:49,494 --> 00:20:52,062
don't stop believing...
442
00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:55,966
You leaked the set list,
you don't want to be here-
443
00:20:55,967 --> 00:20:57,968
You were just Sue
Sylvester's little moles.
444
00:20:57,969 --> 00:20:59,636
I know for a fact that's true.
445
00:20:59,637 --> 00:21:01,671
Sue asked us to spy for her.
446
00:21:01,672 --> 00:21:03,306
Look, we may still be cheerios,
447
00:21:03,307 --> 00:21:05,976
But neither of us ever
gave Sue the set list.
448
00:21:05,977 --> 00:21:07,978
Well... I-I did, but I didn't know
449
00:21:07,979 --> 00:21:09,646
What she was going to do with it.
450
00:21:13,184 --> 00:21:16,319
Okay, look, believe what you want,
451
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:18,822
But no one's forcing me to be here.
452
00:21:18,823 --> 00:21:21,358
And if you ever tell
anyone this I'll deny it-
453
00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:23,360
But I like being in glee club.
454
00:21:24,896 --> 00:21:26,897
It's the best part of my day, okay?
455
00:21:26,898 --> 00:21:28,899
I wasn't going to go and mess it up.
456
00:21:36,474 --> 00:21:38,441
I believe you.
457
00:21:40,478 --> 00:21:42,579
Okay, look, guys, there's no
point in us arguing anymore.
458
00:21:42,580 --> 00:21:43,914
We-we have go on in an hour.
459
00:21:43,915 --> 00:21:45,415
And we have no songs.
460
00:21:45,416 --> 00:21:47,284
Perhaps I could improvise
some of my def poetry jams.
461
00:21:47,285 --> 00:21:48,552
No. No?
462
00:21:48,553 --> 00:21:50,053
Look, we're going to
do this the right way.
463
00:21:50,054 --> 00:21:51,288
Let's start with the ballad.
464
00:21:51,289 --> 00:21:52,722
Mercedes, do you have anything
else in your repertoire?
465
00:21:52,723 --> 00:21:53,990
Yeah, but it's not as good
466
00:21:53,991 --> 00:21:55,158
As anything you're going to sing.
467
00:21:55,159 --> 00:21:56,626
No, we, we agreed... We agreed
468
00:21:56,627 --> 00:21:59,563
That I would sing "And I'm Telling You,"
469
00:21:59,564 --> 00:22:00,430
And that ain't happening.
470
00:22:00,431 --> 00:22:01,898
Look, Rachel,
471
00:22:01,899 --> 00:22:04,935
The truth is you're the
best singer that we've got.
472
00:22:04,936 --> 00:22:07,404
As much as it hurts me
to admit it- and it does-
473
00:22:07,405 --> 00:22:08,939
She's right.
474
00:22:08,940 --> 00:22:09,940
Rachel's our star.
475
00:22:09,941 --> 00:22:11,441
If anyone is going
476
00:22:11,442 --> 00:22:13,877
To go belt it on the
fly, it should be her.
477
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,213
Well, I do have something
478
00:22:17,214 --> 00:22:18,682
That I've been working
on since I was four.
479
00:22:18,683 --> 00:22:21,351
Then I guess we have our
ballad, and we can close
480
00:22:21,352 --> 00:22:22,919
With "Somebody To Love. "
481
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:24,220
It's a real crowd-pleaser.
482
00:22:24,221 --> 00:22:26,489
Yeah, that and a can of soup
will guarantee us third place.
483
00:22:26,490 --> 00:22:28,158
We still need another song
484
00:22:28,159 --> 00:22:29,526
We can all sing together.
485
00:22:35,266 --> 00:22:37,434
I have one.
486
00:22:39,036 --> 00:22:40,704
I found the sheet music online.
487
00:22:40,705 --> 00:22:44,040
I used the cheerios'
copier to make copies
488
00:22:44,041 --> 00:22:45,308
And then I trashed the thing.
489
00:22:48,879 --> 00:22:50,413
Mike, Matt,
490
00:22:50,414 --> 00:22:53,083
Brittany, Santana,
you're our best dancers.
491
00:22:53,084 --> 00:22:55,552
Figure something out and
we'll all follow your lead.
492
00:22:55,553 --> 00:22:57,520
It's going to be choppy. Good.
493
00:22:57,521 --> 00:22:59,189
We're best when we're loose.
494
00:23:01,425 --> 00:23:04,828
Look, all we have going for us
is that we believe in ourselves
495
00:23:04,829 --> 00:23:06,062
And what we're singing about.
496
00:23:06,063 --> 00:23:07,897
If we can show the judges that...
497
00:23:08,933 --> 00:23:10,934
...We might have a shot at this thing.
498
00:23:14,639 --> 00:23:16,239
It's good to have you back, Finn.
499
00:23:18,609 --> 00:23:20,410
You cool if I take my spot back?
500
00:23:20,411 --> 00:23:21,578
Quite.
501
00:23:21,579 --> 00:23:23,213
I was just here because I was hoping
502
00:23:23,214 --> 00:23:24,447
To get into Rachel's pants.
503
00:23:27,718 --> 00:23:28,918
We cool, dude?
504
00:23:34,458 --> 00:23:36,559
No.
505
00:23:38,562 --> 00:23:40,897
Finn...
506
00:23:42,299 --> 00:23:44,100
You okay?
507
00:23:44,101 --> 00:23:46,036
Don't worry about me.
508
00:23:46,037 --> 00:23:47,504
Okay, this is all up to you now.
509
00:23:47,505 --> 00:23:49,606
You wanted the solo, you wanted
510
00:23:49,607 --> 00:23:50,807
The chance to be the star.
511
00:23:50,808 --> 00:23:52,242
This is your chance.
512
00:23:52,243 --> 00:23:53,943
Don't screw it up.
513
00:24:05,163 --> 00:24:06,197
Well, a-are they nervous?
514
00:24:06,198 --> 00:24:07,198
Has it started?
515
00:24:10,268 --> 00:24:11,735
Showtime.
516
00:24:11,736 --> 00:24:14,138
And now our final team-
517
00:24:14,139 --> 00:24:16,607
McKinley high's new directions!
518
00:24:27,819 --> 00:24:29,587
don't tell me not to live
519
00:24:29,588 --> 00:24:31,422
just sit and putter
520
00:24:31,423 --> 00:24:34,592
life's candy and the
sun's a ball of butter
521
00:24:34,593 --> 00:24:38,729
don't bring around a
cloud to rain on my parade
522
00:24:40,498 --> 00:24:44,235
don't tell me not to
fly, I've simply got to
523
00:24:44,236 --> 00:24:46,637
if someone takes a
spill, it's me and not you
524
00:24:46,638 --> 00:24:50,841
who told you you're
allowed to rain on my
525
00:24:50,842 --> 00:24:52,343
parade
526
00:24:52,344 --> 00:24:54,845
I'm marching my band out
527
00:24:54,846 --> 00:24:57,581
I'm beating my drum
528
00:24:57,582 --> 00:25:00,451
and if I'm fanned out
529
00:25:00,452 --> 00:25:03,554
your turn at bat, sir
530
00:25:03,555 --> 00:25:05,189
at least I didn't fake it
531
00:25:05,190 --> 00:25:08,192
hat, sir, I guess I didn't make it
532
00:25:08,193 --> 00:25:11,662
but whether I'm the
rose of sheer perfection
533
00:25:11,663 --> 00:25:14,331
a freckle on the nose
of life's complexion
534
00:25:14,332 --> 00:25:17,534
the cinder or the shiny apple
535
00:25:17,535 --> 00:25:20,971
of its eye
536
00:25:20,972 --> 00:25:23,874
I gotta fly once, I gotta try once
537
00:25:23,875 --> 00:25:25,376
only can die once
538
00:25:25,377 --> 00:25:27,144
right, sir?
539
00:25:27,145 --> 00:25:29,847
oh, life is juicy, juicy, and you see
540
00:25:29,848 --> 00:25:33,183
I gotta have my bite, sir
541
00:25:33,184 --> 00:25:36,620
get ready for me,
love, 'cause I'm a comer
542
00:25:36,621 --> 00:25:39,690
I simply gotta march,
my heart's a drummer
543
00:25:39,691 --> 00:25:41,292
don't bring around a cloud
544
00:25:41,293 --> 00:25:45,329
to rain on my parade
545
00:25:45,330 --> 00:25:49,033
I'm gonna live and live now
546
00:25:49,034 --> 00:25:52,403
get what I want, I know how
547
00:25:52,404 --> 00:25:55,239
one roll for the whole shebang
548
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:58,342
one throw, that bell will go clang
549
00:25:58,343 --> 00:26:00,911
eye on the target and wham!
550
00:26:00,912 --> 00:26:04,581
one shot, one gunshot, and bam!
551
00:26:04,582 --> 00:26:09,353
hey, Mr. Arnstein
552
00:26:09,354 --> 00:26:14,458
here I am...
553
00:26:14,459 --> 00:26:18,729
I'll march my band...
554
00:26:18,730 --> 00:26:20,698
out
555
00:26:20,699 --> 00:26:23,233
I'll beat
556
00:26:23,234 --> 00:26:26,236
my drum
557
00:26:26,237 --> 00:26:30,474
and if I'm fanned out
558
00:26:30,475 --> 00:26:32,576
your turn at bat, sir
559
00:26:32,577 --> 00:26:34,211
at least I didn't fake it, hat, sir
560
00:26:34,212 --> 00:26:35,579
I guess I didn't make it
561
00:26:35,580 --> 00:26:37,247
get ready for me, love
562
00:26:37,248 --> 00:26:38,782
'cause I'm a comer
563
00:26:38,783 --> 00:26:40,784
I simply gotta march,
my heart's a drummer
564
00:26:40,785 --> 00:26:44,788
nobody, no, nobody
565
00:26:44,789 --> 00:26:47,658
is gonna
566
00:26:47,659 --> 00:26:50,694
rain on my
567
00:26:50,695 --> 00:26:55,666
parade!
568
00:27:12,584 --> 00:27:16,253
Ladies and gentlemen,
the new directions.
569
00:27:20,125 --> 00:27:24,928
you can't always get what you want
570
00:27:24,929 --> 00:27:29,767
you can't always get what you want
571
00:27:29,768 --> 00:27:32,803
but if you try sometimes
572
00:27:32,804 --> 00:27:35,072
you'll find
573
00:27:35,073 --> 00:27:36,907
you get what you need
574
00:27:36,908 --> 00:27:39,643
oh...
575
00:27:39,644 --> 00:27:42,112
I saw her today
576
00:27:42,113 --> 00:27:44,648
at the reception
577
00:27:44,649 --> 00:27:47,985
a glass of wine
578
00:27:47,986 --> 00:27:50,287
in her hand
579
00:27:50,288 --> 00:27:52,856
I knew she was gonna meet
580
00:27:52,857 --> 00:27:55,092
her connection
581
00:27:55,093 --> 00:27:59,129
at her feet was her footloose man
582
00:27:59,130 --> 00:28:00,964
no, you can't
583
00:28:00,965 --> 00:28:03,867
you can't always get what you want
584
00:28:03,868 --> 00:28:06,136
oh, no, no, you can't
585
00:28:06,137 --> 00:28:09,673
you can't always get what you want
586
00:28:09,674 --> 00:28:11,141
what you want
587
00:28:11,142 --> 00:28:13,510
you can't always get what you want
588
00:28:13,511 --> 00:28:15,813
you can't always get what you want
589
00:28:15,814 --> 00:28:18,949
but if you try sometimes
590
00:28:18,950 --> 00:28:20,751
well, you just might find
591
00:28:20,752 --> 00:28:22,886
you get what you need
592
00:28:22,887 --> 00:28:25,989
hey, hey, yeah
593
00:28:25,990 --> 00:28:30,661
and I went down to the demonstration
594
00:28:30,662 --> 00:28:35,999
to get my fair share of abuse
595
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,568
singin' we're
596
00:28:37,569 --> 00:28:41,638
gonna vent our frustration
597
00:28:41,639 --> 00:28:44,575
if we don't, we're
gonna blow a 50-amp fuse
598
00:28:44,576 --> 00:28:46,210
sing it to me now
599
00:28:46,211 --> 00:28:49,847
you can't always get what you want
600
00:28:49,848 --> 00:28:52,182
no, no, no, no
601
00:28:52,183 --> 00:28:54,718
you can't always get what you want
602
00:28:54,719 --> 00:28:56,220
no, no, no, no
603
00:28:56,221 --> 00:28:59,323
you can't always get what you want
604
00:28:59,324 --> 00:29:01,425
oh...
605
00:29:01,426 --> 00:29:04,695
but if you try sometimes
606
00:29:04,696 --> 00:29:06,597
well, you just might find
607
00:29:06,598 --> 00:29:08,198
you get what you need
608
00:29:08,199 --> 00:29:11,101
oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
609
00:29:11,102 --> 00:29:12,436
get what you need
610
00:29:12,437 --> 00:29:16,907
you can't always get what you want
611
00:29:16,908 --> 00:29:18,175
get what you need
612
00:29:18,176 --> 00:29:20,544
oh, yeah, what you need
613
00:29:20,545 --> 00:29:23,614
what you need, yeah
614
00:29:23,615 --> 00:29:25,716
yeah!
615
00:29:25,717 --> 00:29:28,752
what you need!
616
00:29:39,631 --> 00:29:43,767
Okay, I'm just going
to come out and say it.
617
00:29:43,768 --> 00:29:45,969
This is a singing competition.
618
00:29:45,970 --> 00:29:48,272
I don't know how those deaf kids got in.
619
00:29:49,307 --> 00:29:51,742
They weren't singing.
620
00:29:51,743 --> 00:29:54,144
They were, like, honking
621
00:29:54,145 --> 00:29:56,813
And everyone was crying and I
was, like, "get off the stage.
622
00:29:56,814 --> 00:29:59,283
You're terrible and you're
making me super uncomfortable. "
623
00:29:59,284 --> 00:30:01,919
Now, hold on just a second, candy.
624
00:30:04,889 --> 00:30:09,660
Those Haverhurst kids twice had
me reaching for my handkerchief,
625
00:30:09,661 --> 00:30:12,896
And those Jane Addams
girls had it going on
626
00:30:12,897 --> 00:30:14,264
In all the right places.
627
00:30:14,265 --> 00:30:15,999
Can I just say something?
628
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,803
I have no idea what
the hell I'm doing here.
629
00:30:21,773 --> 00:30:23,774
I'm serious.
630
00:30:23,775 --> 00:30:25,976
I don't understand what a glee club is
631
00:30:25,977 --> 00:30:30,080
And I have never even
heard the term "show choir"
632
00:30:30,081 --> 00:30:31,748
Until about three hours ago
633
00:30:31,749 --> 00:30:34,484
When my boss told me
he had tickets to Nascar
634
00:30:34,485 --> 00:30:37,221
And I had to fill in at this fool event.
635
00:30:40,258 --> 00:30:41,792
Those Jane Addams girls-
636
00:30:41,793 --> 00:30:43,460
I'll be damned
637
00:30:43,461 --> 00:30:45,395
If I didn't apportion
hundreds of thousands
638
00:30:45,396 --> 00:30:46,997
Of taxpayers' dollars to that school
639
00:30:46,998 --> 00:30:49,700
So they can parade their
behinds around like a bunch
640
00:30:49,701 --> 00:30:51,435
Of hoochie hos.
641
00:30:51,436 --> 00:30:54,972
The McKinley group was good but
didn't seem all that rehearsed,
642
00:30:54,973 --> 00:30:56,540
But I liked their energy.
643
00:30:56,541 --> 00:30:58,375
Well, I have to admit I have a soft spot
644
00:30:58,376 --> 00:30:59,876
For the Rolling Stones.
645
00:30:59,877 --> 00:31:04,114
I was at Altamont speedway in '69.
646
00:31:04,115 --> 00:31:06,049
I actually saw that guy get stabbed.
647
00:31:06,050 --> 00:31:08,952
Can't get that image out of my noggin
648
00:31:08,953 --> 00:31:10,354
To this day.
649
00:31:10,355 --> 00:31:13,023
I seriously don't know
650
00:31:13,024 --> 00:31:15,292
What either one of
you are talking about.
651
00:31:15,293 --> 00:31:16,827
I have never been so bored.
652
00:31:16,828 --> 00:31:17,995
I mean,
653
00:31:17,996 --> 00:31:20,530
If I had to pick a group
that I hated the least...
654
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,968
It doesn't sound good, guys.
655
00:31:26,037 --> 00:31:27,404
Hey,
656
00:31:27,405 --> 00:31:29,339
Um...
657
00:31:29,340 --> 00:31:31,642
I just wanted to say
how great you all were,
658
00:31:31,643 --> 00:31:33,143
And I thought you were amazing.
659
00:31:33,144 --> 00:31:35,145
We have nothing to say to you.
660
00:31:35,146 --> 00:31:37,147
Because we cheated, I know.
661
00:31:37,148 --> 00:31:38,682
I feel terrible about it,
662
00:31:38,683 --> 00:31:40,317
But I'm going to tell
the judges right now
663
00:31:40,318 --> 00:31:42,552
That we don't deserve to win.
664
00:31:45,657 --> 00:31:47,691
And your e-mail addresses?
665
00:31:48,860 --> 00:31:51,595
You guys were so much fun to watch.
666
00:31:51,596 --> 00:31:53,664
You should be very proud.
667
00:31:53,665 --> 00:31:57,000
Get me the hell out of here.
668
00:31:57,001 --> 00:32:00,871
Um, excuse me, um, I have
something I need to tell you.
669
00:32:00,872 --> 00:32:04,374
I'm sorry, we've made our decision.
670
00:32:15,826 --> 00:32:17,560
Hi.
671
00:32:17,561 --> 00:32:19,862
I thought you worked
on Saturday afternoon.
672
00:32:19,863 --> 00:32:21,664
Yeah, I came home early.
673
00:32:21,665 --> 00:32:22,865
I'm tired.
674
00:32:24,868 --> 00:32:27,003
I haven't been sleeping very well.
675
00:32:28,872 --> 00:32:30,740
What's with the monkey suit?
676
00:32:30,741 --> 00:32:33,609
Ken and Emma's wedding
- it's at 4:00.
677
00:32:33,610 --> 00:32:35,177
Oh, yeah.
678
00:32:37,648 --> 00:32:39,115
Here
679
00:32:39,116 --> 00:32:40,383
Oh, I'm fine. Oh.
680
00:32:44,121 --> 00:32:46,689
I want you to know I've
been seeing a therapist.
681
00:32:46,690 --> 00:32:50,693
Oh, it's just at the local
community center, but still.
682
00:32:50,694 --> 00:32:54,096
Good.
683
00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:55,831
I hope it works out for you.
684
00:32:57,334 --> 00:32:58,934
I'm taking responsibility, Will.
685
00:32:58,935 --> 00:33:00,936
I mean, I'm weak, and I'm selfish,
686
00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:03,539
And I let my anxiety rule my life,
687
00:33:03,540 --> 00:33:05,941
But you know I wasn't always that way.
688
00:33:05,942 --> 00:33:11,247
It's just that... I
wanted so many things
689
00:33:11,248 --> 00:33:13,849
That I know we're never going to have.
690
00:33:15,452 --> 00:33:18,220
But that was okay as
long as I still had you.
691
00:33:23,093 --> 00:33:25,094
Say something?
692
00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:29,131
I'm looking at you,
693
00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:31,133
And I'm trying.
694
00:33:32,502 --> 00:33:36,639
I mean, I really want to feel that thing
695
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:38,674
I always felt when I
looked at you before.
696
00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:42,244
That feeling of family,
697
00:33:42,245 --> 00:33:44,447
Of love.
698
00:33:46,950 --> 00:33:48,451
But it's gone.
699
00:33:48,452 --> 00:33:51,353
Forever?
700
00:33:51,354 --> 00:33:54,156
I don't know.
701
00:34:17,714 --> 00:34:19,982
Hey.
702
00:34:19,983 --> 00:34:22,952
Nice ice sculpture.
703
00:34:24,988 --> 00:34:26,989
Where's Ken?
704
00:34:28,492 --> 00:34:30,493
Um, home,
705
00:34:30,494 --> 00:34:32,495
I'd imagine,
706
00:34:32,496 --> 00:34:34,964
Probably trying to
regain some of the pride
707
00:34:34,965 --> 00:34:36,465
That I stole from him.
708
00:34:38,568 --> 00:34:40,369
He dumped me.
709
00:34:40,370 --> 00:34:42,204
What?
710
00:34:42,205 --> 00:34:44,840
He said moving the wedding for
sectionals was the last straw.
711
00:34:45,909 --> 00:34:48,010
But I thought he understood
712
00:34:48,011 --> 00:34:50,079
That-that you were
doing this for the kids.
713
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:53,282
He understand that...
714
00:34:54,985 --> 00:34:57,119
...I wasn't doing it for the kids.
715
00:34:59,589 --> 00:35:01,991
I was doing it for you.
716
00:35:06,663 --> 00:35:08,664
Emma...
717
00:35:08,665 --> 00:35:10,933
I'm so sorry.
718
00:35:10,934 --> 00:35:13,769
No. Gosh, no, it's not your fault.
719
00:35:13,770 --> 00:35:15,771
I
- I really messed up.
720
00:35:17,073 --> 00:35:18,641
He was absolutely right.
721
00:35:18,642 --> 00:35:20,810
I was settling for him.
722
00:35:20,811 --> 00:35:23,078
Really, one blink from you, Will,
723
00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:25,181
And I would have been out the door.
724
00:35:30,020 --> 00:35:32,054
So, um...
725
00:35:32,055 --> 00:35:36,458
I e-mailed my resignation to Figgins.
726
00:35:36,459 --> 00:35:38,627
I...
727
00:35:38,628 --> 00:35:40,629
My last day is Monday.
728
00:35:42,699 --> 00:35:45,134
I just can't...
729
00:35:45,135 --> 00:35:47,136
I just can't be at that school.
730
00:35:47,137 --> 00:35:50,139
I can't see Ken without feeling ashamed,
731
00:35:50,140 --> 00:35:52,975
And I can't see you
without feeling heartbroken.
732
00:36:01,551 --> 00:36:04,286
I just left my wife.
733
00:36:08,892 --> 00:36:10,893
No.
734
00:36:10,894 --> 00:36:12,928
I'm sorry. I, um...
735
00:36:12,929 --> 00:36:14,930
I'm going.
736
00:36:17,834 --> 00:36:19,835
But I just...
737
00:36:19,836 --> 00:36:21,937
Just left your wife.
738
00:36:21,938 --> 00:36:23,472
Exactly.
739
00:36:23,473 --> 00:36:25,474
You just did.
740
00:36:31,615 --> 00:36:33,616
You make a beautiful bride.
741
00:36:35,685 --> 00:36:37,987
Thank you.
742
00:37:00,443 --> 00:37:03,979
Sue, the directors, both
from the Jane Addams academy
743
00:37:03,980 --> 00:37:05,314
And Haverbrook school for the deaf,
744
00:37:05,315 --> 00:37:06,749
Have informed me
745
00:37:06,750 --> 00:37:09,318
That you gave them the
new directions' set list.
746
00:37:09,319 --> 00:37:11,220
You have no proof.
747
00:37:11,221 --> 00:37:14,123
The set lists were on
cheerios' letterhead.
748
00:37:14,124 --> 00:37:15,524
I didn't do it.
749
00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:17,493
They say, "from the
desk of Sue Sylvester. "
750
00:37:17,494 --> 00:37:19,662
Circumstantial evidence.
751
00:37:19,663 --> 00:37:20,829
They're written in your handwriting!
752
00:37:20,830 --> 00:37:22,398
Forgeries.
753
00:37:22,399 --> 00:37:24,833
Sue, there is an orgy of
evidence stacked against you!
754
00:37:24,834 --> 00:37:26,669
Well, you've clearly
made up your mind not
755
00:37:26,670 --> 00:37:28,203
To be impartial in this case.
756
00:37:28,204 --> 00:37:30,806
So let's see if you can't
wrap up this little lecture,
757
00:37:30,807 --> 00:37:33,142
Slap me on the wrist,
and let me get back
758
00:37:33,143 --> 00:37:35,044
To whipping my squad
of champions into shape.
759
00:37:35,045 --> 00:37:36,478
We have to be in Albuquerque
760
00:37:36,479 --> 00:37:38,147
In a couple of weeks for nationals.
761
00:37:38,148 --> 00:37:40,215
Sue!
762
00:37:40,216 --> 00:37:42,484
Sit down!
763
00:37:46,089 --> 00:37:48,190
Sue, as of today,
764
00:37:48,191 --> 00:37:50,526
You are no longer coach of the cheerios.
765
00:37:50,527 --> 00:37:51,694
I beg your pardon?
766
00:37:51,695 --> 00:37:53,329
As of today,
767
00:37:53,330 --> 00:37:55,731
You are no longer coach of the cheerios.
768
00:37:55,732 --> 00:37:57,333
I beg your pardon!
769
00:37:57,334 --> 00:38:00,569
All this time, I thought...
I beg your pardon?!
770
00:38:00,570 --> 00:38:04,106
All this time, I thought Mr.
Schuester was overreacting.
771
00:38:04,107 --> 00:38:05,574
and frankly, I was too willing
772
00:38:05,575 --> 00:38:07,876
To look past your monkeyshines
because you kept winning.
773
00:38:07,877 --> 00:38:09,712
But now, you've gone too far!
774
00:38:09,713 --> 00:38:11,080
You have embarrassed yourself
775
00:38:11,081 --> 00:38:13,415
And besmirched the name
of William McKinley.
776
00:38:13,416 --> 00:38:14,883
A failed president.
777
00:38:14,884 --> 00:38:16,118
Oh, please!
778
00:38:16,119 --> 00:38:17,853
The greatest one who ever lived!
779
00:38:17,854 --> 00:38:20,789
You are suspended from
this school as of today.
780
00:38:22,325 --> 00:38:24,360
Shue, you have anything to add?
781
00:38:26,463 --> 00:38:28,197
I think you said it all.
782
00:38:28,198 --> 00:38:30,099
My word is official!
783
00:38:30,100 --> 00:38:31,500
Let it be written.
784
00:38:33,570 --> 00:38:37,139
Okay, if this is the
way you want to play it.
785
00:38:37,140 --> 00:38:39,141
Okay.
786
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:47,216
Shue, in light of Sue's interference,
787
00:38:47,217 --> 00:38:49,485
I am reinstating you as
coach of the glee club.
788
00:38:49,486 --> 00:38:53,055
I contacted the Ohio
show choir governing board
789
00:38:53,056 --> 00:38:54,890
And set the record straight.
790
00:38:54,891 --> 00:38:56,925
Thank you, sir.
791
00:38:56,926 --> 00:38:59,628
My pleasure.
792
00:38:59,629 --> 00:39:01,196
all right.
793
00:39:01,197 --> 00:39:02,765
Good job.
794
00:39:10,672 --> 00:39:13,574
Schuester?
795
00:39:18,882 --> 00:39:20,916
Well played, sir.
796
00:39:22,085 --> 00:39:24,019
I underestimated you.
797
00:39:24,020 --> 00:39:27,022
All right, here's what happens.
798
00:39:27,023 --> 00:39:30,959
I'm gonna head down to my
condo in Boca to brown up a bit,
799
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:33,062
Get myself back into fighting shape.
800
00:39:33,063 --> 00:39:34,930
Then I'm gonna return to this school
801
00:39:34,931 --> 00:39:37,266
Even more hell-bent
on your destruction.
802
00:39:37,267 --> 00:39:40,536
Get ready for the ride of
your life, Will Schuester.
803
00:39:40,537 --> 00:39:43,305
You are about to board
the Sue Sylvester express.
804
00:39:43,306 --> 00:39:46,175
Destination? Horror!
805
00:39:46,176 --> 00:39:48,377
I look forward to it, Sue.
806
00:39:48,378 --> 00:39:51,980
You know you just woke a sleeping giant.
807
00:39:51,981 --> 00:39:53,982
Prepared to be crushed.
808
00:40:02,525 --> 00:40:04,393
Hmm.
809
00:40:04,894 --> 00:40:07,996
Well, we have a few things
we'd like to show you, Mr. Shue.
810
00:40:09,999 --> 00:40:12,000
The first...
811
00:40:16,806 --> 00:40:18,640
wow!
812
00:40:20,343 --> 00:40:23,311
yeah!
813
00:40:23,312 --> 00:40:27,515
I am so proud of you guys.
814
00:40:27,516 --> 00:40:29,150
You won fair and square.
815
00:40:29,151 --> 00:40:30,752
The result was unanimous,
816
00:40:30,753 --> 00:40:32,854
And the judges didn't even
know about all the shenanigans
817
00:40:32,855 --> 00:40:34,723
That were going on behind the scenes.
818
00:40:34,724 --> 00:40:37,325
So... Congratulations.
819
00:40:37,326 --> 00:40:38,727
You earned this.
820
00:40:38,728 --> 00:40:40,629
yeah!
821
00:40:40,630 --> 00:40:44,199
Give it up! Come on! All right!
822
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:46,201
But...
823
00:40:47,570 --> 00:40:51,272
...Now we have regionals to worry about.
824
00:40:51,273 --> 00:40:52,641
And you can bet that vocal adrenaline
825
00:40:52,642 --> 00:40:54,442
Is hard at work, so we should be, too.
826
00:40:54,443 --> 00:40:56,778
So, let's get started.
827
00:40:56,779 --> 00:40:57,812
Uh, wait, Mr. Shue.
828
00:40:57,813 --> 00:41:00,015
There's one more thing.
829
00:41:00,016 --> 00:41:02,550
Since you weren't able to
be there to see us perform,
830
00:41:02,551 --> 00:41:05,920
We put together a special
number just for you.
831
00:41:05,921 --> 00:41:09,758
Take a seat!
832
00:41:25,208 --> 00:41:30,512
Guess this means you're sorry,
you're standing at my door
833
00:41:30,513 --> 00:41:38,053
Guess this means you take back
all you said before
834
00:41:38,054 --> 00:41:44,593
Like how much you wanted
anyone but me
835
00:41:44,594 --> 00:41:52,067
said you'd never come back,
but here you are again
836
00:41:52,068 --> 00:41:59,308
'cause we belong together now, yeah
837
00:41:59,309 --> 00:42:05,080
Forever united here somehow, yeah
838
00:42:05,081 --> 00:42:09,518
You got a piece of me
839
00:42:09,519 --> 00:42:11,553
And honestly
840
00:42:11,554 --> 00:42:13,288
My life
841
00:42:13,289 --> 00:42:15,023
Would suck
842
00:42:15,024 --> 00:42:19,862
Would suck without you
843
00:42:19,863 --> 00:42:22,131
You know that I've got issues
844
00:42:22,132 --> 00:42:25,601
But you're pretty messed up, too
845
00:42:25,602 --> 00:42:32,574
Either way, I found out
I'm nothing without you
846
00:42:32,575 --> 00:42:40,382
'cause we belong together now
yeah
847
00:42:40,383 --> 00:42:47,089
Forever united here somehow,
yeah
848
00:42:47,090 --> 00:42:51,160
You got a piece of me
849
00:42:51,161 --> 00:42:53,829
And honestly
850
00:42:53,830 --> 00:42:55,063
My life
851
00:42:55,064 --> 00:42:56,265
Would suck
852
00:42:56,266 --> 00:42:59,334
Without you
853
00:42:59,335 --> 00:43:05,007
'cause we belong together now
854
00:43:05,008 --> 00:43:06,408
Together now
855
00:43:06,409 --> 00:43:13,549
Forever united here somehow,
yeah
856
00:43:13,550 --> 00:43:17,753
You got a piece of me
857
00:43:17,754 --> 00:43:20,155
And honestly
858
00:43:20,156 --> 00:43:21,690
My life
859
00:43:21,691 --> 00:43:22,991
Would suck
860
00:43:24,194 --> 00:43:30,632
Without you!
861
00:43:31,305 --> 00:43:37,570
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