1 00:00:01,402 --> 00:00:03,165 Here's what you missed last week. 2 00:00:03,237 --> 00:00:05,205 Will found out Terri's fake pregnant. 3 00:00:05,272 --> 00:00:07,502 Yikes. Will left, and he's sleeping at school... 4 00:00:07,574 --> 00:00:11,169 and he's disqualified from sectionals because he slept on a mattress. 5 00:00:11,245 --> 00:00:13,213 And Quinn's pregnant, but Puck's the father, not Finn. 6 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:15,441 Which is awkward since Quinn's been living at Finn's house... 7 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,279 since her parents kicked her out. 8 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:20,047 And Sue gave the competition Will's set list for sectionals. 9 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:23,112 And Ken and Emma's wedding is that same day, so Will can't go to the wedding... 10 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:25,715 and Emma can't go to sectionals, and Ken just seems kind of angry. 11 00:00:25,793 --> 00:00:28,261 - And that's what you missed on... - # Glee # 12 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:31,253 [School Bell Rings] 13 00:00:31,332 --> 00:00:34,267 I bet we get stuck with Mr. Sinacori as our sectionals adviser. 14 00:00:34,335 --> 00:00:35,825 The creepy math teacher? 15 00:00:35,903 --> 00:00:37,962 He's always singing when he walks down the halls. 16 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:40,336 Hey, guys. Did any of you think it was weird... 17 00:00:40,407 --> 00:00:43,069 the way that Puck rushed to Quinn's aid during rehearsal yesterday? 18 00:00:44,945 --> 00:00:46,776 Is it the baby? Is it comin' ? 19 00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:48,542 I think we're supposed to get hot towels. 20 00:00:48,615 --> 00:00:50,549 Would you both just shut up! There's sweat on the floor. 21 00:00:50,617 --> 00:00:52,551 I slipped, okay? I'm fine. 22 00:00:55,756 --> 00:00:57,246 No. 23 00:00:57,324 --> 00:00:59,622 I mean, he likes her. They're friends. We all know that. 24 00:00:59,693 --> 00:01:02,491 [Rachel] Yeah, but it seemed like more than that. 25 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:05,430 I've never told you guys this before, but I'm a little psychic. 26 00:01:05,499 --> 00:01:07,433 I can't read minds or anything yet... 27 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:09,469 but I do have a sixth sense. 28 00:01:09,536 --> 00:01:11,936 Something is definitely going on there. 29 00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:13,996 Uh, we-we gotta go. 30 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,304 - We have to practice. - Oh, and we will. 31 00:01:16,377 --> 00:01:19,312 As soon as Mr. Schuester names a faculty adviser to replace him. 32 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:22,679 It's nothing to be scared of. It's not like Carrie or anything. 33 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,411 [School Bell Rings] 34 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:26,009 Hey, she's onto it. 35 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,553 I know. It's really freaking me out. 36 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:28,883 - [Phone Buzzes] - Hold up. 37 00:01:28,956 --> 00:01:30,617 Artie's buzzing. I'm going party line. 38 00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:32,716 Dudes, this is serious. If she finds out, she's gonna tell Finn. 39 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:34,727 She's a total trout mouth. 40 00:01:34,795 --> 00:01:36,524 Kurt wants in. 41 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:39,566 I say we lock Rachel up until after sectionals. I volunteer my basement. 42 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:42,033 - We can't. We need her to sing. - Damn her talent. 43 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,570 - We just heard. Who told? - We assumed it was you. 44 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:46,765 - Why would I do that? - To get back at Puck. 45 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,774 - Aren't you guys dating? - Sex is not dating. 46 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:51,003 If it were, Santana and I would be dating. 47 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,214 Look, I don't wanna rock the boat. 48 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:57,512 Since Quinn got pregnant, I'm top dog around here. 49 00:01:57,584 --> 00:01:59,575 Hold up. Rachel's walking by. 50 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:01,917 Hey, hot mama. 51 00:02:01,989 --> 00:02:03,718 She's gone. 52 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:06,282 Look, I know I screwed up telling all you guys about Quinn and Puck. 53 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:08,487 And I feel really terrible about it... 54 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:10,621 but we cannot let Rachel figure this out. 55 00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:12,494 If she tells Finn, he's going to flip. 56 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:14,727 And then we really have no chance at sectionals. 57 00:02:15,769 --> 00:02:17,168 [Phones Clicking, Beeping] 58 00:02:20,441 --> 00:02:23,467 - [School Bell Rings] - Are you sure about this? 59 00:02:24,711 --> 00:02:27,839 But the wedding's on Saturday... your wedding. 60 00:02:27,915 --> 00:02:29,576 I know. We just pushed it back a few hours. 61 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,379 Now it doesn't have to happen in broad daylight. 62 00:02:31,452 --> 00:02:35,013 I want to do this, Will. I want to take the kids to sectionals. 63 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:39,491 Okay, but... but what about Ken? He's gonna be furious. 64 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:42,256 I appealed to him as an educator. 65 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:44,024 You will always choose Schuester over me. 66 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:47,157 He won't even be there, Ken. I am doing this for the kids. 67 00:02:47,234 --> 00:02:49,099 I really thought that you of all people would understand this. 68 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:52,434 This time, I don't think that I do. 69 00:02:54,141 --> 00:02:57,668 He took it great. Just great. 70 00:02:57,744 --> 00:02:59,939 [Laughing] I can't... 71 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,947 I can't thank you enough. 72 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:06,214 [School Bell Rings] 73 00:03:08,255 --> 00:03:10,485 Hey. I know it's not my place... 74 00:03:10,557 --> 00:03:13,720 but have you had your doctor run the full genetic test panel on your unborn child? 75 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:17,059 I only ask because my Cousin Leon and his wife got pregnant... 76 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:19,394 and then they found out that he was a carrier for Tay-Sachs. 77 00:03:19,466 --> 00:03:22,401 - What's that? - It's a genetic disorder. 78 00:03:22,469 --> 00:03:24,403 Pretty terrible from what I understand. 79 00:03:24,471 --> 00:03:27,406 If one of the parents is a carrier, there's a 50% chance that the child has it. 80 00:03:27,474 --> 00:03:29,408 Or something like that. 81 00:03:29,476 --> 00:03:31,501 No. Leon's-Leon's baby was fine. 82 00:03:31,578 --> 00:03:34,240 It-It was still pretty scary though. 83 00:03:35,415 --> 00:03:37,815 My doctor never mentioned that. 84 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,785 You know... I'm such an idiot. 85 00:03:39,853 --> 00:03:42,219 They would only run the test if one of the parents was Jewish. 86 00:03:42,289 --> 00:03:44,587 - Yeah. Only Jews carry the gene. - Oh. 87 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:46,819 - Okay. Well, see you in rehearsal. - [School Bell Rings] 88 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:50,227 You have to take me to go get those Jewish baby tests. 89 00:03:50,297 --> 00:03:51,764 Why? Is that even a real thing? 90 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:53,231 If something is wrong with the baby... 91 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:54,699 Terri Schuester isn't gonna take it. 92 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:57,100 And I can't ask Finn. He'll know something's up. 93 00:03:57,170 --> 00:04:00,230 Does this have to happen tonight? Because I have my fight club. 94 00:04:00,307 --> 00:04:05,142 Hey, guys, let's, uh... let's gather round. 95 00:04:06,179 --> 00:04:07,874 [Exhales] 96 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:11,748 Well, I have found my replacement. 97 00:04:11,818 --> 00:04:13,649 So give it up for Miss Pillsbury. 98 00:04:15,055 --> 00:04:16,545 She's the one they made me talk to... 99 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:18,352 when they found out I was keeping that bird in my locker. 100 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,655 So do you even know anything about music? 101 00:04:20,727 --> 00:04:23,389 What's important is that she cares about you guys... 102 00:04:23,463 --> 00:04:26,455 every bit as much as I do. 103 00:04:26,533 --> 00:04:28,467 Now... 104 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:34,499 I don't know what the future holds for me... 105 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:36,566 and for us. 106 00:04:36,643 --> 00:04:39,976 But I know, Saturday, you're gonna make me proud. 107 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:42,982 You guys are gonna be great. 108 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:49,045 So... good-bye for now. 109 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:53,458 Wait. What about our set list? 110 00:04:56,163 --> 00:04:58,927 I-I can't help you with that. 111 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:01,365 You've gotta figure that out for yourselves. 112 00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:05,638 All right, guys. 113 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:08,534 [Whispers] Oh, God. 114 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:11,237 Well, we have to do "Proud Mary" in wheelchairs. That's in. 115 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:14,712 - And "Don't Stop Believin"' for sure. - What about the ballad? 116 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:19,150 I would be thrilled to contribute a ballad from my repertoire. 117 00:05:19,219 --> 00:05:22,711 Okay, you know what, Miss Bossy Pants? Enough. 118 00:05:22,789 --> 00:05:25,690 I've worked just as hard as you, and I'm just as good as you. 119 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:28,694 You know, you always end up stealing the spotlight. 120 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:31,663 Mercedes, do you honestly think you're as strong of a balladeer as I am? 121 00:05:31,732 --> 00:05:33,529 - Ballads are kind of my thing. - [Mouths Word] 122 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:36,501 - [Mouthing Words] - [Emma] Okay, um, Rachel... 123 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:38,561 why don't you let Mercedes give it a try? 124 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:41,604 Thanks, Mrs. P. 125 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,199 Rachel. 126 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:45,836 Do I even need to tell you what song? 127 00:05:45,912 --> 00:05:47,846 Horns, strings, keep up. 128 00:05:49,316 --> 00:05:53,150 # And I am tellin' you # 129 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:57,786 # I'm not goin' # 130 00:05:59,326 --> 00:06:03,422 # You're the best man I'll ever know # 131 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:07,228 # There's no way I can ever go # 132 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:10,235 # No, no, there's no way # 133 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:15,138 # No, no, no, no way I'm livin' without you # 134 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:19,870 # I'm not livin' without you # 135 00:06:19,946 --> 00:06:24,747 # I don't wanna be free # 136 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:26,752 # I'm stayin' # 137 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,788 # I'm stayin' # 138 00:06:28,855 --> 00:06:31,119 # And you... And you... # 139 00:06:32,492 --> 00:06:35,791 # You're gonna love me # 140 00:06:35,862 --> 00:06:39,730 # Yeah, ooh-ooh # 141 00:06:41,501 --> 00:06:45,062 # Tear down the mountain Yell, scream and shout # 142 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:48,665 # You can say what you want I'm not walkin' out # 143 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:53,038 # Stop all the rivers Push, strike and kill # 144 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:55,240 # I'm not goin' to leave you # 145 00:06:55,315 --> 00:06:59,684 # There's no way I will # 146 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:02,313 # And # 147 00:07:02,389 --> 00:07:07,053 # I am # 148 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:10,927 # Tellin' you # 149 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:13,932 # I'm not goin' # 150 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,491 # I'm not livin' without you # 151 00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:19,596 # Not livin' without you # 152 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:22,972 # I don't wanna be free # 153 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:26,877 # I'm stayin' I'm stayin' # 154 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:29,507 # And you... And you... And you...# 155 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:32,552 # You're gonna love me # 156 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:36,453 # Yeah # 157 00:07:36,523 --> 00:07:39,287 # Yeah-eah-eah # 158 00:07:39,359 --> 00:07:41,293 # Love me # 159 00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:43,295 # Love me # 160 00:07:43,363 --> 00:07:52,271 # Love # 161 00:07:52,339 --> 00:08:02,544 # Me ## 162 00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:04,675 [Cheering] 163 00:08:04,751 --> 00:08:06,685 - [Boy] Yo! - [Girl] Mercedes! 164 00:08:08,855 --> 00:08:10,584 Thoughts? 165 00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:16,057 It's clear the room adores you. 166 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:18,927 And although it wouldn't be my first choice, but... 167 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,733 I can't wait to see you sing that song at sectionals. 168 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:28,103 You're amazing, Mercedes, and... you deserve it. 169 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,268 - I'm gonna hug you now. - Okay. 170 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,277 - Okay. - Come on. [Laughing] 171 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:36,581 [School Bell Rings] 172 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:38,584 That was pretty cool in there. 173 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:40,279 I know that must have been hard for you. 174 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:43,754 It was the right thing to do. I wanted to bring the team together. 175 00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:46,554 Yeah. You know, I gotta be honest. 176 00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:48,423 I'm kind of pumped about sectionals. 177 00:08:48,495 --> 00:08:51,862 I mean, this has been a hard couple of months... 178 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:53,923 with Quinn and the baby and everything, and... 179 00:08:55,001 --> 00:08:56,935 I don't know. I really think that... 180 00:08:57,003 --> 00:09:01,167 winning could make everything good for a while. 181 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:03,402 You know? Is that stupid? 182 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:06,138 It's not stupid at all. 183 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:10,641 - Is something up with you? - I want you to be happy, Finn. 184 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:13,277 - Oh. - And when you care about someone... 185 00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:15,082 you can't sit around and watch them suffer... 186 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:18,420 when you know you can do something about it. 187 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:20,925 What are you talking about? 188 00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:22,985 I have to tell you something. 189 00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:34,234 - [Blows Landing] - [Puck Groaning] 190 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:37,673 Hey, come on! Come on! 191 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,974 Get off! Knock it off! Get off him! Get off! 192 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:42,139 - [Will] Hey! - Tell the truth! 193 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:44,615 - Punk just walked in and sucker-punched me! - Don't play dumb! 194 00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:46,777 - You're too freakin' dumb to play dumb. - Hey! Come on! 195 00:09:46,853 --> 00:09:48,616 Who told you this, Finn? 196 00:09:48,688 --> 00:09:50,781 - Obviously, it was Rachel. - What? I didn't do anything. 197 00:09:50,857 --> 00:09:52,950 Yeah, it was Rachel, but I wanna hear it from you. 198 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:55,119 - I wanna hear it from both of you. - Finn, just calm down. 199 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:57,993 No! They're both lying to me! 200 00:09:58,064 --> 00:10:00,123 Is it true? 201 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,134 Just tell me. Is it true? 202 00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:08,338 [Crying] 203 00:10:11,077 --> 00:10:13,671 Yes. [Gasps] 204 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,681 [Crying] Puck is the father. 205 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:23,983 [Stammers] 206 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:28,391 So all... all that stuff in the hot tub... 207 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:31,828 - you just made that up? - You were stupid enough to buy it. 208 00:10:31,898 --> 00:10:33,729 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 209 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,633 I am so sorry. 210 00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:38,796 Screw this. 211 00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:41,500 I'm done with you! 212 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:45,010 I'm done with... I'm done with all of you! 213 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,443 [Chair Clatters] 214 00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:49,505 [Sobs] 215 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:54,309 [Crying] 216 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,147 [School Bell Rings] 217 00:11:01,728 --> 00:11:03,719 I'm so sorry. 218 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,656 I fully understand if you want to beat me up. 219 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:12,670 If you can, just try and avoid my nose. Right. 220 00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:16,197 I'm not mad at you. 221 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:20,508 All you did is what I wasn't brave enough to do... 222 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,514 tell the truth. 223 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:29,821 I... I was selfish when I told him. 224 00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:32,915 I wanted to break you two up so he would want to be with me. 225 00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:37,558 And now neither of us have him. 226 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:42,433 I have hurt so many people. 227 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:50,100 Can you go now? 228 00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:52,167 I just really want to be alone. 229 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:04,685 [Sighs] 230 00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:07,626 [Puck] Hey. 231 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:13,660 So, I know you're upset now. 232 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,667 But I want to be with you... 233 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,966 and I'm gonna do everything I can to be a good dad to our baby. 234 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,565 Thanks. 235 00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:25,543 But I honestly can't handle... 236 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:28,172 any more stress in my life right now. 237 00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:34,209 I'm gonna do this on my own. 238 00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:38,589 I know you don't understand it... 239 00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:40,649 but please respect it. 240 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:54,337 [Motor Whirring] 241 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,107 - So, the competition starts at 11:00. - Right. 242 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:08,279 - I'll have my cell phone on. - I know. You already told me... three times. 243 00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:10,618 And you wrote it down. 244 00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:13,318 Reporting for duty, Mr. Schuester. 245 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:16,055 I have to tell you I get terrible public event anxiety. 246 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,393 You know what, Jacob, it's okay. 247 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:21,298 We just need a 12th member. All right? So, um, just sway in the back. 248 00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:23,699 - You don't even have to sing. - Yeah. Don't even sing. 249 00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:24,896 - Okay. - Great. 250 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,068 Oh, my God. 251 00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:32,676 - [Sighs] - So, um, still no word from Finn? 252 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:36,248 No. 253 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,307 I can't thank you enough. 254 00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:40,375 - [Engine Starts] - Okay. 255 00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:05,641 [Engine Revs] 256 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:14,576 [Chattering] 257 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,722 [Emma] Okay. 258 00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:23,887 So, smooth sailing so far. We're all signed in. 259 00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:26,796 And, um, according to the program... 260 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:30,131 you have drawn performance lot number three. 261 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,364 We're going last? Isn't that bad? 262 00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:35,737 Hardly. This is good news. 263 00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,673 My extensive auditioning for community theater has taught me... 264 00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:39,939 that we either want to go first or last. 265 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:42,447 If we're first, then everyone has to measure up to us. 266 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:44,949 And if we're last, then we're the freshest in the judges' minds. 267 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,918 And did you ever get any of those parts? 268 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,622 I'm with Rachel on this. 269 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:55,320 The glass is definitely half full with some very good things right now. 270 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:58,387 Yeah. Miss Pillsbury's right. I mean, we're here now, right? 271 00:14:58,464 --> 00:15:01,160 No reason not to go in with some positive mojo. 272 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,758 Right. Right. 273 00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:05,235 - Right. - Right. 274 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:08,832 # And you... And you... And you # 275 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:12,810 # You're gonna love me # 276 00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:16,406 # Yeah, oh # 277 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:18,746 - It's a really popular song. - # You're gonna love # 278 00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:22,845 - # Me ## - [Cheering, Applause] 279 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:28,916 - # Rollin' # - # Yeah # 280 00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:30,986 - # Rollin' # - # Yeah # 281 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:32,827 # Rollin' on the river ## 282 00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:35,333 - ## [Continues, Muffled] - ## [Drumbeats] 283 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,310 ## [Muffled] 284 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,678 [Emma] We've got a problem. 285 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:52,582 They're doing all of our numbers. The kids are completely freaking out. 286 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:55,985 Artie keeps ramming himself into the wall, and I'm pretty sure Jacob Ben Israel just wet himself. 287 00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:58,319 I knew it. Sue leaked the set list. 288 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:03,395 Will? Will, these kids need a leader right now. 289 00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:08,898 Just hold tight. I know what to do. 290 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,163 - Okay. - [Phone Beeps] 291 00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,208 Sue! 292 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:20,208 What kind of teacher are you? 293 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,680 Hey, buddy. I just came by to feed my Venus fly trap. 294 00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:25,309 You leaked the set list, and you are not going to get away with it. 295 00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,319 That is a libelous accusation... 296 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:30,083 and I insist you retract it immediately. 297 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:33,819 - You have no proof. - No proof? You are the only person who had the list. 298 00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:36,885 But other than that, you have no proof. 299 00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:40,228 It's time to face facts, William. 300 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:44,031 At 1:00 p.m. this afternoon, your little club will have had its shot at the big time... 301 00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:46,037 and they will have failed. 302 00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:48,869 Glee Club will be canceled. 303 00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:52,877 And all that money Figgins has been funneling into your budget... 304 00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:56,403 will finally and rightfully be restored to mine. 305 00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:58,416 You have crossed a line. 306 00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:01,681 I am not going to sit idly by anymore. 307 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,518 I am going to expose you... 308 00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:07,058 for the fraud that you have become. 309 00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:09,526 Bring it on, William. 310 00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:12,359 I am reasonably confident that you will be adding revenge... 311 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:16,528 to the long list of things you're no good at. 312 00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:19,036 - Right next to being married... - Don't. 313 00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:21,198 running a high school glee club... 314 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:24,471 and finding a hairstyle that doesn't make you look like a lesbian. 315 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,979 Love you like a sistah. 316 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,982 Get your hands off me. 317 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,575 You're not gonna push a woman, are you? 318 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,644 I didn't think so. 319 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:47,432 [Sighs] 320 00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,565 Hey, Finn. 321 00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:54,435 - Just called your mom. She told me you'd be here. - Yeah, you know... 322 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,305 football season ended, so I'm just cleaning out my things. 323 00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:59,971 Sounds like something that could have waited till Monday. 324 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,482 - You heard anything? - Yeah. 325 00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:06,518 It's pretty bad. 326 00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,957 - I can't be there. - And I can? 327 00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:16,620 I can't even be in the same room as her without crying like a girl. 328 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:19,665 I can't look at him without wanting to punch his face off. 329 00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:22,064 Look, I don't have any more pep talks, Finn. 330 00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:24,865 You know I know how you feel. 331 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,997 Look, all I know is that... between you and me... 332 00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:29,974 I don't think that they can win without you. 333 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:34,001 But that's not fair. Why does it always have to come down to me? 334 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,844 Why do I always have to be the bigger man? 335 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:39,476 Because sometimes being special... 336 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:43,215 sucks. 337 00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:48,526 I just want everything to be like it... 338 00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:50,528 like it never happened, you know? 339 00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:52,826 Well, Finn... 340 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,235 you can't always get what you want. 341 00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,208 Listen... 342 00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:05,301 I'll be in the choir room. 343 00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:08,805 Oh, Mr. Schue, you forgot your keys. 344 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,872 No, I didn't. 345 00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:19,183 Nope, your money's no good here. I'm buying. 346 00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:21,249 - Celebratory giant pretzels. - [Laughs] 347 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,261 I don't feel much like celebrating. 348 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,889 Why not? One of us is gonna take this thing. 349 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,602 Hi. Nice set list. 350 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,400 Of course, I haven't heard your deaf kids perform yet... 351 00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:35,907 - but I hear they're doing "Don't Stop Believing." - Um, who are you? 352 00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:38,910 I'm so sorry. Let me introduce myself. I'm Emma Pillsbury. 353 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:41,606 I'm the faculty adviser for the McKinley High School Glee Club. 354 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,411 Oh. What happened to the white guy with the Jheri curl? 355 00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:48,045 You should be ashamed. Aren't you ashamed? You're educators. 356 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,213 Actually, no. You know what? You're more than that. 357 00:19:50,289 --> 00:19:52,917 You take care of disadvantaged kids, and you're teaching them... 358 00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:55,222 that the only way they can compete in this world is by cheating. 359 00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:57,228 I'm sorry, but what kind of message is that? 360 00:19:57,296 --> 00:19:59,230 I don't know what you're talking about. 361 00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:02,563 "Don't Stop Believing" is the most downloaded song in the history of iTunes. 362 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:05,627 I've only got one good ear, and even I know that. Scarlet fever. 363 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:09,300 Right. And "Proud Mary"... in wheelchairs? 364 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:12,902 Do you have any idea how much winnin' is gonna mean to my girls? 365 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:14,947 It's gonna be a life changer... 366 00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:17,039 make them feel like they're worth something again. 367 00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:21,075 I'm-I'm sorry. Do you think that they're not gonna know that something's up? 368 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:23,087 The fact that you just magically came up... 369 00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:25,487 with two brand-new numbers days before competition? 370 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,220 They were great up there. That's all I know. 371 00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:31,889 I think what we have here is a case of deaf racism. 372 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:34,262 Shame on you. 373 00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,267 No, you know what the real shame is? 374 00:20:36,335 --> 00:20:38,997 It's that maybe if you believed in them just a little bit more... 375 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,596 they would have been amazing up there... 376 00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:43,835 without cheating. 377 00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:50,413 [Haverbrook Chorus] # Don't stop believing # 378 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:54,783 # Hold on to that feeling # 379 00:20:54,854 --> 00:21:00,315 # Streetlight people # 380 00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:02,554 Meeting in the greenroom in five minutes. 381 00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:05,256 # Don't stop believing ## 382 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,129 You leaked the set list. You don't wanna be here. 383 00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:11,135 You're just Sue Sylvester's little moles. 384 00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:14,832 I know for a fact that's true. Sue asked us to spy for her. 385 00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:17,341 Look, we may still be Cheerios, but neither of us... 386 00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:19,435 ever gave Sue the set list. 387 00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:22,845 Well, I... I did, but I didn't know what she was gonna do with it. 388 00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:24,849 [Groans] 389 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,353 Okay, look. Believe what you want... 390 00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:31,982 but no one's forcing me to be here... 391 00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:34,219 and if you ever tell anyone this, I'll deny it... 392 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,557 but I like being in Glee Club. 393 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,064 It's the best part of my day, okay? 394 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,123 I wasn't gonna go and mess it up. 395 00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:53,543 I believe you. 396 00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:55,774 Okay, look, guys. There's no point in us arguing anymore. 397 00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:58,578 - We-We have to go on in an hour. - And we have no songs. 398 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,482 Perhaps I could improvise some of my def poetry jams. 399 00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:03,249 No. Look, we're gonna do this the right way. 400 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,916 Let's start with a ballad. Mercedes, do you have anything else in your repertoire? 401 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:09,826 - Yeah, but it's not as good as anything you're gonna sing. - No. We agreed... 402 00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:13,763 We agreed that I would sing, and I'm telling you, that ain't happening. 403 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:18,099 Look, Rachel, the truth is, you're the best singer that we've got. 404 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,604 As much as it hurts me to admit it... and it does... 405 00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:24,336 she's right... Rachel's our star. 406 00:22:24,410 --> 00:22:27,106 If anyone's gonna go belt it on the fly, it should be her. 407 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:32,840 Well, I do have something that I've been working on since I was four. 408 00:22:32,918 --> 00:22:36,081 Then I guess we have our ballad, and we can close with "Somebody to Love." 409 00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:39,682 - It's a real crowd-pleaser. - Yeah. That and a can of soup will guarantee us third place. 410 00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:42,751 We still need another song we can all sing together. 411 00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:50,627 I have one. 412 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,899 [Sighs] I found the sheet music online. 413 00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:57,238 I used the Cheerio's copier to make copies... 414 00:22:57,309 --> 00:23:00,107 then I trashed the thing. 415 00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:05,276 Mike, Matt, Brittany, Santana... 416 00:23:05,351 --> 00:23:08,752 you're our best dancers. Figure something out, and we'll all follow your lead. 417 00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:12,416 - It's gonna be choppy. - Good. We're best when we're loose. 418 00:23:14,694 --> 00:23:19,063 Look, all we have going for us is that we believe in ourselves, and what we're singing about. 419 00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:21,122 If we can show the judges that... 420 00:23:22,201 --> 00:23:24,169 we might have a shot at this thing. 421 00:23:27,873 --> 00:23:30,808 It's good to have you back, Finn. 422 00:23:31,877 --> 00:23:34,607 - Cool if I take my spot back? - Quite. 423 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,672 I was just here because I was hoping to get into Rachel's pants. 424 00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:42,143 [Sighs] Cool, dude? 425 00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:49,794 No. 426 00:23:52,498 --> 00:23:54,125 Finn, I... 427 00:23:55,568 --> 00:23:58,696 - You okay? - Don't worry about me. 428 00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:00,705 Okay? This is all up to you now. 429 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:04,004 You wanted the solo. You wanted the chance to be the star. 430 00:24:04,076 --> 00:24:07,170 This is your chance. Don't screw it up. 431 00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:16,677 [Exhales] 432 00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:21,818 [Will] Are-Are they nervous? Has it started? 433 00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:28,730 - Showtime. - And now, our final team... 434 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:31,235 McKinley High's New Directions. 435 00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:38,971 ## [Orchestra: Tango Beat] 436 00:24:42,448 --> 00:24:46,009 # Don't tell me not to live Just sit and putter # 437 00:24:46,085 --> 00:24:49,179 # Life's candy and the sun's a ball of butter # 438 00:24:49,255 --> 00:24:55,091 # Don't bring around a cloud to rain on my parade # 439 00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:58,824 # Don't tell me not to fly I've simply got to # 440 00:24:58,898 --> 00:25:02,197 # If someone takes a spill it's me and not you # 441 00:25:02,268 --> 00:25:06,932 # Who told you you're allowed to rain on my parade # 442 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:09,372 # I'm marchin' my band out # 443 00:25:09,441 --> 00:25:12,171 # I'm beatin' my drum # 444 00:25:12,244 --> 00:25:15,042 # And if I'm fanned out # 445 00:25:15,114 --> 00:25:17,776 # Your turn at bat, sir # 446 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,784 # At least I didn't fake it # 447 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:22,787 # Hat, sir I guess I didn't make it # 448 00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:26,222 # But whether I'm the rose of sheer perfection # 449 00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:29,921 # A freckle on the nose of life's complexion # 450 00:25:29,995 --> 00:25:35,558 # The cinder or the shiny apple of its eye # 451 00:25:35,634 --> 00:25:38,467 # I gotta fly once I gotta try once # 452 00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:41,734 # Only can die once Right, sir # 453 00:25:41,807 --> 00:25:45,436 # Oh, life is juicy Juicy, and you see # 454 00:25:45,511 --> 00:25:47,775 # I gotta have my bite, sir # 455 00:25:47,847 --> 00:25:51,214 # Get ready for me, love 'cause I'm a comer # 456 00:25:51,283 --> 00:25:54,275 # I simply gotta march My heart's a drummer # 457 00:25:54,353 --> 00:25:59,916 # Don't bring around a cloud to rain on my parade # 458 00:25:59,992 --> 00:26:03,359 # I'm gonna live and live now # 459 00:26:03,429 --> 00:26:06,990 # Get what I want I know how # 460 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:09,830 # One roll for the whole shebang # 461 00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:12,928 # One throw That bell will go clang # 462 00:26:13,005 --> 00:26:15,496 # Eye on the target and wham # 463 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:18,771 # One shot, one gunshot and bam # 464 00:26:18,844 --> 00:26:24,009 # Hey, Mr. Arnstein # 465 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:30,022 # Here I am # 466 00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:32,080 # I'll march # 467 00:26:32,157 --> 00:26:36,821 # My band out # 468 00:26:36,896 --> 00:26:40,832 # I'll beat my drum # 469 00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:44,996 # And if I'm fanned out # 470 00:26:45,070 --> 00:26:48,801 # Your turn at bat, sir At least I didn't fake it # 471 00:26:48,874 --> 00:26:50,933 # Hat, sir I guess I didn't make it # 472 00:26:51,010 --> 00:26:53,376 # Get ready for me, love 'cause I'm a comer # 473 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,379 # I simply gotta march My heart's a drummer # 474 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:59,383 # Nobody, no, nobody # 475 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:02,215 # Is gonna # 476 00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:05,280 # Rain on my # 477 00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:18,896 # Parade ## 478 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:21,963 [Cheering, Whistling] 479 00:27:27,246 --> 00:27:30,875 Ladies and gentlemen... New Directions. 480 00:27:34,787 --> 00:27:38,484 - # You can't always get what you want # - # Ahh # 481 00:27:39,959 --> 00:27:44,896 # You can't always get what you want # 482 00:27:44,964 --> 00:27:47,626 # But if you try sometimes # 483 00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:49,668 # You'll find # 484 00:27:49,735 --> 00:27:52,602 # You get what you need # 485 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:55,231 ## [Vocalizing] 486 00:27:55,307 --> 00:27:59,243 # I saw her today at the reception # 487 00:28:00,546 --> 00:28:05,142 # A glass of wine in her hand # 488 00:28:05,217 --> 00:28:07,447 # Oh, I knew she was gonna meet # 489 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:09,680 # Her connection # 490 00:28:09,755 --> 00:28:15,557 # At her feet was a footloose man # 491 00:28:15,627 --> 00:28:19,393 - # No, you can't # - # You can't always get what you want # 492 00:28:19,465 --> 00:28:24,266 - # Oh, no, no, you can't # - # You can't always get what you want # 493 00:28:24,336 --> 00:28:29,399 - # What you want # - # You can't always get what you want # 494 00:28:29,475 --> 00:28:33,536 - # You can't always get what you want # - # But if you try sometimes # 495 00:28:33,612 --> 00:28:35,307 # Well, you just might find # 496 00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:40,580 - # You get what you need # - # Oh, yeah # 497 00:28:40,652 --> 00:28:42,779 # And I went down # 498 00:28:42,855 --> 00:28:46,256 # To the demonstration # 499 00:28:46,325 --> 00:28:50,591 # To get my fair share of abuse # 500 00:28:50,662 --> 00:28:56,225 # Singin' we're gonna vent our frustration # 501 00:28:56,301 --> 00:28:58,667 # If we don't we're gonna blow # 502 00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:00,796 - # A 50-amp fuse # - # A 50-amp fuse # 503 00:29:00,873 --> 00:29:04,434 - # Sing it to me now # - # Oh, yeah, yeah # 504 00:29:04,510 --> 00:29:07,240 # No, no, no, no # 505 00:29:07,312 --> 00:29:10,804 # You can't always get what you want # 506 00:29:10,883 --> 00:29:14,910 - # No, no, no, no # - # You can't always get what you want # 507 00:29:14,987 --> 00:29:17,353 # Oh # 508 00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:19,288 # But if you try sometimes # 509 00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:21,189 # Well, you just might find # 510 00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:27,028 - # You get what you need # - # Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah # 511 00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:30,660 # You can't always get what you want # 512 00:29:30,736 --> 00:29:32,761 # Oh, whoa, oh # 513 00:29:32,838 --> 00:29:35,136 - # Get what you need # - # Oh, yeah # 514 00:29:35,207 --> 00:29:38,199 - # What you need # - # What you need # 515 00:29:38,277 --> 00:29:40,871 # Yeah # 516 00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:43,380 # What you need ## 517 00:29:43,449 --> 00:29:46,111 [Cheering, Whistling] 518 00:29:52,391 --> 00:29:55,121 [Clock Ticking] 519 00:29:55,194 --> 00:29:58,322 Okay, I'm just gonna come out and say it. 520 00:29:58,397 --> 00:30:00,592 This is a singing competition. 521 00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:02,896 I don't know how those deaf kids got in. 522 00:30:05,204 --> 00:30:09,834 They weren't singing. They were, like, honking. And everyone was crying. 523 00:30:09,908 --> 00:30:11,842 And I was, like, "Get off the stage. 524 00:30:11,910 --> 00:30:13,878 You're terrible, and you're making me super uncomfortable." 525 00:30:13,946 --> 00:30:16,574 Now, hold on just a second, Candy. 526 00:30:19,551 --> 00:30:22,247 Those "Haverhurst" kids... 527 00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:24,448 twice had me reaching for my handkerchief. 528 00:30:24,523 --> 00:30:28,584 And those Jane Addams girls had it goin' on in all the right places. 529 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:30,594 Can I just say something? 530 00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:34,428 I have no idea what the hell I'm doin' here. 531 00:30:37,436 --> 00:30:41,429 I'm serious. I don't understand what a glee club is... 532 00:30:41,507 --> 00:30:44,704 and I have never even heard the term "show choir"... 533 00:30:44,776 --> 00:30:47,336 until about three hours ago, when my boss told me... 534 00:30:47,412 --> 00:30:49,346 he had tickets to NASCAR... 535 00:30:49,414 --> 00:30:51,848 and I had to fill in at this fool event. 536 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:58,048 Those Jane Addams girls... I'll be damned... 537 00:30:58,123 --> 00:31:01,581 if I didn't apportion hundreds of thousands of tax payers' dollars... 538 00:31:01,660 --> 00:31:04,288 to that school so they can parade their behinds around... 539 00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:07,423 - like a bunch of hoochie hos. - The McKinley group was good... 540 00:31:07,499 --> 00:31:11,128 but didn't seem all that rehearsed, but I like their energy. 541 00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:14,502 Well, I have to admit, I have a soft spot for the Rolling Stones. 542 00:31:14,573 --> 00:31:18,703 I was at Altamont Speedway in '69. 543 00:31:18,777 --> 00:31:20,642 I actually saw that guy get stabbed. 544 00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:23,545 Can't get that image out of my noggin... 545 00:31:23,615 --> 00:31:25,947 to this day. 546 00:31:26,018 --> 00:31:29,886 I seriously don't know what either one of you are talking about. 547 00:31:29,955 --> 00:31:32,480 I have never been so bored. 548 00:31:32,558 --> 00:31:35,152 I mean, if I had to pick a group that I hated the least... 549 00:31:37,496 --> 00:31:39,589 It doesn't sound good, guys. 550 00:31:41,066 --> 00:31:43,933 Hey. Um... 551 00:31:44,002 --> 00:31:47,733 I just wanted to say how great you all were, and I thought you were amazing. 552 00:31:47,806 --> 00:31:49,740 We have nothing to say to you. 553 00:31:49,808 --> 00:31:51,742 Because we cheated. I know. 554 00:31:51,810 --> 00:31:54,938 I feel terrible about it, but I'm gonna tell the judges right now... 555 00:31:55,013 --> 00:31:57,174 that we don't deserve to win. 556 00:32:01,353 --> 00:32:03,446 And your e-mail address is... 557 00:32:03,522 --> 00:32:06,184 You guys were so much fun to watch. 558 00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:08,351 You should be very proud. [Giggles] 559 00:32:08,427 --> 00:32:11,555 Get me the hell outta here. 560 00:32:11,630 --> 00:32:15,464 Um, excuse me. Um, I have something I need to tell you. 561 00:32:15,534 --> 00:32:17,934 I'm sorry. We've made our decision. 562 00:32:32,851 --> 00:32:36,810 - Hi. - I thought you worked on Saturday afternoon. 563 00:32:36,888 --> 00:32:39,857 Yeah. I came home early. I'm tired. 564 00:32:41,893 --> 00:32:43,986 I haven't been sleeping very well. 565 00:32:45,897 --> 00:32:47,694 What's with the monkey suit? 566 00:32:47,766 --> 00:32:52,169 - Ken and Emma's wedding. It's at 4:00. - Oh, yeah. 567 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,073 Here. 568 00:32:56,141 --> 00:32:58,371 - No, I'm fine. - Oh. 569 00:33:00,846 --> 00:33:03,644 I want you to know I've been seeing a therapist. 570 00:33:03,715 --> 00:33:07,651 Oh, it's just at the local community center, but still. 571 00:33:09,121 --> 00:33:11,055 Good. 572 00:33:11,123 --> 00:33:13,819 I hope it works out for you. 573 00:33:13,892 --> 00:33:15,917 I'm taking responsibility, Will. 574 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,928 I mean, I'm weak and I'm selfish... 575 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:20,897 and I let my anxiety rule my life. 576 00:33:20,966 --> 00:33:22,934 But you know I wasn't always that way. 577 00:33:24,603 --> 00:33:26,730 It's just that... [Stammers] 578 00:33:26,805 --> 00:33:30,866 I wanted so many things that I-I know we're never gonna have. 579 00:33:32,477 --> 00:33:35,241 But that was okay as long as I still had you. 580 00:33:41,186 --> 00:33:43,120 Say something. 581 00:33:44,656 --> 00:33:47,090 I'm looking at you... 582 00:33:47,159 --> 00:33:49,753 and I'm trying... 583 00:33:49,828 --> 00:33:53,093 [Laughs] I mean, I really want to feel that... 584 00:33:53,165 --> 00:33:55,690 thing I always felt when I looked at you before. 585 00:33:57,202 --> 00:33:59,796 That feeling of family. 586 00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:01,805 Of love. 587 00:34:04,476 --> 00:34:07,036 But it's gone. 588 00:34:07,112 --> 00:34:09,307 Forever? 589 00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:11,144 I don't know. 590 00:34:13,285 --> 00:34:14,946 [Exhales] 591 00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:36,935 [Will] Hey. 592 00:34:37,008 --> 00:34:38,942 Nice ice sculpture. 593 00:34:41,980 --> 00:34:43,971 W-Where's Ken? 594 00:34:45,650 --> 00:34:49,450 Um... [Laughs] home, I'd imagine. 595 00:34:49,521 --> 00:34:51,455 Probably trying to regain... 596 00:34:51,523 --> 00:34:53,457 some of the pride that I stole from him. 597 00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:59,155 - He dumped me. - What? 598 00:34:59,231 --> 00:35:01,825 He said moving the wedding for sectionals was the last straw. 599 00:35:04,169 --> 00:35:07,036 But I thought he understood that-that you were doing this for the kids. 600 00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:10,765 He understood that... 601 00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:14,107 I wasn't doing it for the kids. 602 00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:20,312 I was doing it for you. 603 00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:25,852 Emma... 604 00:35:25,924 --> 00:35:27,858 I'm so sorry. 605 00:35:27,926 --> 00:35:30,724 No. Gosh, no. It's not your fault. 606 00:35:30,796 --> 00:35:33,993 I... I really messed up. 607 00:35:34,065 --> 00:35:38,092 He was absolutely right. I was settling for him. 608 00:35:38,170 --> 00:35:40,104 Really, one blink from you, Will... 609 00:35:40,172 --> 00:35:42,140 and I would have been out the door. 610 00:35:48,046 --> 00:35:50,014 So, um... 611 00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:53,409 I e-mailed my resignation to Figgins. 612 00:35:53,485 --> 00:35:55,578 Oh, E... 613 00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:57,588 My last day is Monday. 614 00:36:00,025 --> 00:36:02,084 [Voice Cracking] I just can't... 615 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,094 I just can't be at that school. 616 00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:07,097 I can't see Ken without feeling ashamed... 617 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:10,328 and I can't see you without feeling heartbroken. 618 00:36:18,777 --> 00:36:20,972 I just left my wife. 619 00:36:25,917 --> 00:36:29,114 [Sniffles] No, I'm sorry. I, um... 620 00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:32,623 I'm going. 621 00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:38,887 - But I just... - Just left your wife. 622 00:36:38,964 --> 00:36:41,432 Exactly. 623 00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:43,434 You just did. 624 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,608 You make a beautiful bride. 625 00:36:53,778 --> 00:36:55,712 Thank you. 626 00:37:06,358 --> 00:37:08,553 [Door Opens, Closes] 627 00:37:17,469 --> 00:37:20,905 Sue, the directors... both from the Jane Addams Academy... 628 00:37:20,972 --> 00:37:23,270 and Haverbrook School for the Deaf have informed me... 629 00:37:23,341 --> 00:37:26,276 that you gave them the New Directions set list. 630 00:37:26,344 --> 00:37:28,175 You have no proof. 631 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:32,148 - The set lists were on Cheerios letterhead. - I didn't do it. 632 00:37:32,217 --> 00:37:34,447 They say "From the desk of Sue Sylvester." 633 00:37:34,519 --> 00:37:37,784 - Circumstantial evidence. - They're written in your handwriting. 634 00:37:37,856 --> 00:37:41,758 - Forgeries. - Sue, there is an orgy of evidence stacked against you. 635 00:37:41,826 --> 00:37:45,193 Well, you've clearly made up your mind not to be impartial in this case... 636 00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:48,892 so let's see if you can't wrap up this little lecture, slap me on the wrist... 637 00:37:48,967 --> 00:37:51,834 and let me get back to whipping my squad of champions into shape. 638 00:37:51,903 --> 00:37:55,100 We have to be in Albuquerque in a couple of weeks for nationals. 639 00:37:55,173 --> 00:37:57,141 Sue! 640 00:37:57,208 --> 00:37:59,472 Sit down. 641 00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:07,483 Sue, as of today, you are no longer coach of the Cheerios. 642 00:38:07,552 --> 00:38:10,282 - I beg your pardon? - As of today... 643 00:38:10,355 --> 00:38:12,687 you are no longer coach of the Cheerios. 644 00:38:12,757 --> 00:38:14,987 - I beg your pardon. - All this time... 645 00:38:15,060 --> 00:38:17,528 - I thought Mr.... - I beg your pardon! 646 00:38:17,596 --> 00:38:21,032 All this time I thought Mr. Schuester was overreacting. 647 00:38:21,099 --> 00:38:23,829 And, frankly, I was too willing to look past your monkeyshines... 648 00:38:23,902 --> 00:38:26,666 because you kept winning, but now you have gone too far. 649 00:38:26,738 --> 00:38:30,367 You have embarrassed yourself and besmirched the name of William McKinley. 650 00:38:30,442 --> 00:38:32,808 - A failed president! - Oh, please. 651 00:38:32,877 --> 00:38:34,811 The greatest one who ever lived. 652 00:38:34,879 --> 00:38:38,007 You are suspended from the school, as of today. 653 00:38:39,884 --> 00:38:42,318 Schue, you have anything to add? 654 00:38:43,955 --> 00:38:46,150 - I think you said it all. - My word is official. 655 00:38:47,559 --> 00:38:49,493 Let it be written. 656 00:38:50,862 --> 00:38:53,194 Okay, if this is the way you wanna play it. 657 00:38:54,299 --> 00:38:56,233 Okay. 658 00:39:01,106 --> 00:39:04,166 Schue. In light of Sue's interference... 659 00:39:04,242 --> 00:39:06,369 I am reinstating you as coach of the Glee Club. 660 00:39:06,444 --> 00:39:09,641 I contacted the Ohio Show Choir Governing Board... 661 00:39:09,714 --> 00:39:11,705 and set the record straight. 662 00:39:11,783 --> 00:39:13,876 Thank you, sir. 663 00:39:13,952 --> 00:39:16,580 My pleasure. 664 00:39:16,655 --> 00:39:19,715 All right. Good job. 665 00:39:22,260 --> 00:39:24,251 [School Bell Rings] 666 00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:29,567 [Sue] Schuester. 667 00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:37,731 Well played, sir. 668 00:39:38,943 --> 00:39:40,934 I underestimated you. 669 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:44,974 All right, here's what happens now. 670 00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:47,314 I'm gonna head on down to my condo in Boca... 671 00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:50,411 brown up a bit, get myself back into fighting shape... 672 00:39:50,488 --> 00:39:54,219 then I'm gonna return to this school even more hell-bent on your destruction. 673 00:39:54,292 --> 00:39:56,487 Get ready for the ride of your life, Will Schuester. 674 00:39:56,561 --> 00:40:00,258 You are about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. 675 00:40:00,331 --> 00:40:03,129 Destination: horror. 676 00:40:03,201 --> 00:40:05,328 I look forward to it, Sue. 677 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:07,963 You know, you just woke a sleeping giant. 678 00:40:09,541 --> 00:40:11,600 Prepare to be crushed. 679 00:40:17,115 --> 00:40:19,106 [Sighs] 680 00:40:21,519 --> 00:40:24,488 Well, we have a few things we'd like to show you, Mr. Schue. 681 00:40:27,525 --> 00:40:30,619 First... 682 00:40:30,695 --> 00:40:33,255 - [Together] Ta-da! - [Laughing] 683 00:40:38,837 --> 00:40:43,934 Ohh. I am so proud of you guys. 684 00:40:44,008 --> 00:40:45,600 You won fair and square. 685 00:40:45,677 --> 00:40:48,271 The result was unanimous, and the judges didn't even know... 686 00:40:48,346 --> 00:40:51,179 about all the shenanigans that were going on behind the scenes. 687 00:40:51,249 --> 00:40:54,184 So congratulations. 688 00:40:54,252 --> 00:40:56,186 You earned this. 689 00:40:56,254 --> 00:40:58,347 - Yeah! - Yeah! Give it up. Come on. 690 00:40:58,423 --> 00:41:00,584 All right. 691 00:41:00,658 --> 00:41:02,649 But... 692 00:41:04,028 --> 00:41:07,725 now we have regionals to worry about, and you can bet... 693 00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:10,893 that Vocal Adrenaline is hard at work, so we should be too. 694 00:41:10,969 --> 00:41:13,233 So... Let's get started. 695 00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:16,467 Uh, wait, Mr. Schue. There's one more thing. 696 00:41:16,541 --> 00:41:19,009 Since you weren't able to be there to see us perform... 697 00:41:19,077 --> 00:41:22,376 we put together a special number just for you. 698 00:41:22,447 --> 00:41:24,881 - [Mouthing Words] - Take a seat. 699 00:41:26,284 --> 00:41:28,684 [Laughter] 700 00:41:28,753 --> 00:41:31,722 [Together] # La, la, la, la, la, la # 701 00:41:31,790 --> 00:41:35,351 # La, la, la, la, la # 702 00:41:35,426 --> 00:41:38,725 # La, la, la, la, la, la # 703 00:41:38,797 --> 00:41:42,233 # La, la, la, la, la # 704 00:41:42,300 --> 00:41:44,234 # Guess this means you're sorry # 705 00:41:44,302 --> 00:41:47,567 # You're standing at my door # 706 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:51,108 # Guess this means you take back # 707 00:41:51,176 --> 00:41:55,078 # All you said before # 708 00:41:55,146 --> 00:41:58,343 # Like how much you wanted # 709 00:41:58,416 --> 00:42:01,613 # Anyone but me # 710 00:42:01,686 --> 00:42:04,917 # Said you'd never come back # 711 00:42:04,989 --> 00:42:09,085 # But here you are again # 712 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,788 # 'Cause we belong # 713 00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:15,299 # Together now, yeah # 714 00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:17,800 # Forever united # 715 00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:22,101 # Here somehow, yeah # 716 00:42:22,173 --> 00:42:26,542 # You got a piece of me # 717 00:42:26,611 --> 00:42:29,307 # And, honestly # 718 00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:31,041 - # My life # - # My life # 719 00:42:31,115 --> 00:42:33,083 - # Would suck # - # Would suck # 720 00:42:33,151 --> 00:42:35,881 # Without you # 721 00:42:35,954 --> 00:42:39,151 # I know that I've got issues # 722 00:42:39,224 --> 00:42:42,591 # But you're pretty messed up too # 723 00:42:42,660 --> 00:42:45,561 # Either way, I found out # 724 00:42:45,630 --> 00:42:49,566 # I'm nothin' without you # 725 00:42:49,634 --> 00:42:52,899 # 'Cause we belong # 726 00:42:52,971 --> 00:42:57,101 - # Together now # - # Yeah, yeah # 727 00:42:57,175 --> 00:42:59,268 # Forever united # 728 00:42:59,344 --> 00:43:04,111 # Here somehow, yeah # 729 00:43:04,182 --> 00:43:08,175 # You got a piece of me # 730 00:43:08,253 --> 00:43:10,847 # And, honestly My life # 731 00:43:10,922 --> 00:43:13,288 - # My life # - # Would suck # 732 00:43:13,358 --> 00:43:16,953 # Would suck without you # 733 00:43:17,028 --> 00:43:19,189 # 'Cause we belong # 734 00:43:19,264 --> 00:43:23,428 - # Together now, yeah # - # Together now # 735 00:43:23,501 --> 00:43:26,493 # Forever united # 736 00:43:26,571 --> 00:43:30,530 # Here somehow, yeah # 737 00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:34,772 # You got a piece of me # 738 00:43:34,846 --> 00:43:37,178 # And, honestly # 739 00:43:37,248 --> 00:43:38,715 - # My life # - # My life # 740 00:43:38,783 --> 00:43:41,013 - # Would suck # - # Would suck # 741 00:43:41,085 --> 00:43:46,216 # Without you ## 742 00:43:57,835 --> 00:44:00,303 [Will Laughs] 743 00:44:02,373 --> 00:44:06,309 ## [Vocalizing] 744 00:44:06,377 --> 00:44:10,313 ## [Harmonic Vocalizing] 745 00:44:26,397 --> 00:44:28,331 ## [Ends]