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So here's what's happened on Glee...
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If you live in a cave
or just got out of prison...
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Will took over the glee club...
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...and at first it was terrible...
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We suck!
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...but then they got kinda good.
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Quinn got pregnant and said
it was Finn's...
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...but really it was Puck's...
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Done with you!
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And Will's wife Terri
said that she was pregnant...
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...but she was just scared
that Will liked Emma..
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I just left my wife.
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...and then they kissed.
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I want you to be happy.
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Rachel loves that she and...
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...Finn are the Glee club new power couple...
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...but he feels a little weird about it.
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And Sue tried to throw sectionals...
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...but they won anyway,
which is pretty exciting.
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It's a travesty of international proportions.
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That's what you missed on...
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Glee!
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Hey babe, looking good.
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Feeling good, Mercedes.
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This is amazing.
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Ever since glee club
won sectionals,
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Everybody looks at us
differently.
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I want to be
with you, Rachel.
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We're glitterati.
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I feel like Lady Gaga.
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Get used to it, guys.
We're stars now.
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On par with all
the jocks and popular kids.
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Oh, it's the dawn of a new era
here at McKinley,
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And we are gonna
rule this school!
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Ooh-hoo, welcome to loser town.
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Population: You.
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(bell ringing)
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I don't understand.
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We won sectionals.
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I completely demonstrated
the validity of this program.
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Now you're
saying we have
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I still have
a bottom line.
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Those spotlights
in the auditorium
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Don't run on dreams.
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Our electricity consumption
is up two percent.
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Besides, it's cold out,
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Shue, and the Cheerios
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Can no longer practice
out of doors!
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They need the use of
the auditorium as well.
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But the Cheerios
don't even have a coach.
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Sue:
Oh, yes, they do.
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Hey, buddy, you get a haircut?
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Looks awful.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm just dropping off
a mocha for my maharishi.
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I took the liberty
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Of making it
a double whip.
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Because after
our conciliatory dinner,
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I happen to know
that there is nothing
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You won't eat
whipped cream off of.
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Would have gotten
you one, Will,
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But, uh, I don't like you.
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Okay.
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Wait, what the hell
is going on here?
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You suspended her
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After she leaked
our set list at sectionals.
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Yes, and the point of suspension
is reinstatement.
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(typing on calculator)
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(crowd cheering)
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Finn:
In some ways, I'm happy
football season's over.
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I did set the single-season
record for being sacked,
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But we only won one game.
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So, I'm hoping basketball
can be a fresh start.
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(cheering)
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The fact is,
I'm kind of depressed.
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Hey, Finn.
Oh.
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I made us his and her
relationship calendars.
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That way, we always know
what the other is up to,
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So you can't say
you forgot we had plans
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When you miss
our dates anymore.
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Great, but I'm kind of
allergic to cats, so...
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I filled in all of our dates
for the next month.
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On the sixth,
we're going to see Phantom
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At the autistic
children's center.
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Finn:
I know I saved glee club,
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And I guess chicks dig me,
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But I guess
if I'm being honest,
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It's more like
I'm not over her.
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Puck:
I'm not breaking up with you.
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I'm just saying, please
stop super-sizing,
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'cause... I don't
dig on fat chicks.
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I'm pregnant.
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And that's my fault?
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Finn:
And Rachel--
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Now that we're sort of dating,
I have to work
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So much harder to pretend
to be listening to her.
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That sounds great.
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(whistle blows)
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Sometimes I wish I could be
more like Coach Tanaka.
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He pulled a Jessica Simpson.
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You know, lost his fiancée,
gained 40 pounds
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And stopped showering.
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And everyone acts like
it's totally normal.
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(whistle blows)
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(buzzer sounds)
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That's my boyfriend!
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I'm off my game, and I don't
know how to get back on it.
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Captioning sponsored by
20th century fox
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And
Toyota. Moving forward.
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(bell ringing)
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There.
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You no longer confuse me
with your she-male looks.
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I'm going to donate this to
the victims of Hurricane Katrina.
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They can use it to plug
the holes in their trailers.
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Sue.
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Please tell me how
you managed to pull off
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Getting reinstated.
Well, William,
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I realized back
in my condo in Boca
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That I had indeed
behaved poorly.
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Riddled with remorse,
I arranged a dinner
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So Figgins and I could have a
little professional sit-down.
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Sue, there's no way I'm letting
you back into that school.
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Mind flagging down that waiter?
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We had a very frank
and healing discussion.
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And you know what, Will?
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It was like he was seeing me
and my moral integrity
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For the very first time.
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(siren wailing)
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So here's what's going
to happen.
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As of right now,
I am reinstated.
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Or I will tell your wife
and the entire congregation
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Of the Cornerstone
Bible Way Church
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Of our sexual congress.
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It's your choice.
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Smile.
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Okay, look, Sue, if you're back,
let's bury the hatchet.
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I won't be burying
any hatchets, William,
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Unless I happen to get
a clear shot to your groin.
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You humiliated me.
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You did this to yourself, Sue.
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All I did was
enjoy watching it happen.
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Yeah, well, enjoy this, William.
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Now that I am back
and my position is secured,
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I will not stop
until you are fired,
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And your little glee club is
annihilated into oblivion.
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Bring it.
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Oh, I will bring it, William.
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You know what else
I'm gonna bring?
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I'm going to bring some Asian
cookery to rub your head with.
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'cause right now you got
enough product in your hair
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To season a wok.
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(sighs)
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Hello.
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Hello?
All (weakly):
Hello.
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What do you guys say
when you answer the phone?
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What up?
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Who this be?
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No, she's dead.
This is her son.
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O-kay...
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Alexander Graham Bell,
inventor of the telephone,
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Liked to say "Ahoy, ahoy"
when he answered the phone.
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It was Edison
who decided that "Hello"
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Was a more
appropriate greeting.
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Look, I am really proud of
what you guys did at sectionals,
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But as most of you
have realized by now,
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It hasn't made
a bit of difference
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In your day-to-day at school.
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I have a slushee-stained
training bra to prove it.
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The fact is, we're
gonna have to be better,
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Even more spectacular,
at regionals.
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It's time for
some reinvention,
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Some new New Directions.
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We need a new...
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Hello.
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Here's your assignment
for the week.
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Come up with a fresh number,
but it has to have "Hello"
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In the song title,
all right?
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(bell ringing)
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Hi.
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Hi.
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This is kind of
weird, isn't it?
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Yes.
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(laughs)
I mean, here we are.
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We've been in this exact
situation a hundred times.
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Only this time, I could just
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Lean over and kiss you
if I want to.
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And I want to.
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No, hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
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I'm sorry.
Um...
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I just need to clean up first,
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So I'll be right back.
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Just hold on.
No, no, no, no.
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Hey, Emma,
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I don't care.
We've kissed before.
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Yeah, but you caught me by
surprise sneak attack that time.
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It was like a...
A pearly white harbor.
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(laughs)
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I'm sorry, this is a completely
unattractive quality.
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You are adorable.
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You're right, too.
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We need to clean up a little
before we charge forward.
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Get the monkeys off our backs.
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Let's do this right.
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We should go on a date.
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Okay.
Get to know each other
as these...
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New people,
not tied down by anyone.
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My place.
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I'll cook.
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I didn't know you could cook.
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There are so many things
you don't know about me.
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And I can't wait
to introduce them all to you.
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I'll see you later.
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You two should be wetting
yourselves with shame.
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Glee club won sectionals,
and you did nothing to stop it.
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If you were samurai,
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And my letter opener
were sharp enough,
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I would ask you both right now
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To commit seppuku.
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In Japanese, this means
ritual belly-slitting.
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We were seduced by the glitz
and glamour of show biz.
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Let me drop
some knowledge on you.
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Ever since Quinn Fabray
got knocked up,
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I've been in the market
for a new head cheerleader.
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If you want the job
and back in my good graces,
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You're gonna have
to turn around
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And listen up.
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You're familiar with a little
glee clubber named Rachel Berry?
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Rachel's the
kind of girl
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Who wants things too badly.
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And what she really wants
is one Finn Hudson.
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I want you to
go after him.
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She'll go crazy.
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She won't be able
to stand your dating him.
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Humiliated, shamed,
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She'll have no choice
but to leave the group.
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And without her,
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Schuester won't make it
to regionals.
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(bell ringing)
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I know it's been hard on you
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Since the baby drama.
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Trust me, I get it,
and it sucks.
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You seem to be
handling it fine.
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Well, it's because
I realized that
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I had to find this new
person inside of me,
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The one that was okay
with what happened.
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I just feel so bad
about myself.
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Finn, that guy who made
all those bad choices,
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Who ignored the signs,
he's gone.
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This new, more experienced,
more interesting guy is here.
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And I brought you here
to introduce you to him.
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Help you move forward.
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Oh, you mean like,
meeting other girls?
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Because I think
I'm dating Rachel.
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At least she sure
thinks I am.
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No, it's not about
meeting someone else.
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It's about being okay
just being you.
259
00:09:45,996 --> 00:09:48,398
Come on, you're
a rock star, Finn.
260
00:09:48,399 --> 00:09:49,999
You're like
Jagger, Morrison.
261
00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,467
Yeah, yeah, I like that.
262
00:09:51,468 --> 00:09:53,258
Good. I want you to meet
263
00:09:53,437 --> 00:09:55,767
The new and improved
Finn Hudson
264
00:09:56,006 --> 00:09:57,306
By singing about it.
265
00:09:57,307 --> 00:09:58,808
Oh, that's why
the band's here.
266
00:09:58,809 --> 00:10:01,911
Yeah. Pick a song, and
they're ready to back you up.
267
00:10:01,912 --> 00:10:04,914
Well, I like what you said
about me being like Morrison.
268
00:10:04,915 --> 00:10:07,050
And The Doors
have a "Hello" song.
269
00:10:07,051 --> 00:10:08,785
So maybe I could find myself
270
00:10:08,786 --> 00:10:11,120
And do my glee assignment
at the same time.
271
00:10:11,121 --> 00:10:13,151
All right, man,
go to work.
272
00:10:15,859 --> 00:10:18,309
(band playing
"Hello, I Love You")
273
00:10:23,801 --> 00:10:25,411
♪ Hello, I love you ♪
274
00:10:25,936 --> 00:10:27,970
♪ Won't you tell me your name? ♪
275
00:10:27,971 --> 00:10:29,439
♪ Hello, I love you ♪
276
00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:31,630
♪ Let me jump in your game. ♪
277
00:10:32,209 --> 00:10:33,476
♪ Hello, I love you ♪
278
00:10:33,477 --> 00:10:35,897
♪ Won't you tell me your name? ♪
279
00:10:36,413 --> 00:10:37,647
♪ Hello, I love you ♪
280
00:10:37,648 --> 00:10:39,838
♪ Let me jump in your game. ♪
281
00:10:40,617 --> 00:10:43,107
♪ She's walking
down the street ♪
282
00:10:44,555 --> 00:10:46,985
♪ Blind to every eye she meets. ♪
283
00:10:47,424 --> 00:10:48,684
♪ Do you think ♪
284
00:10:48,759 --> 00:10:50,419
♪ You'll be the guy ♪
285
00:10:51,995 --> 00:10:52,905
♪ To make ♪
286
00:10:53,297 --> 00:10:55,787
♪ The queen
of the angels sigh? ♪
287
00:10:56,934 --> 00:10:58,544
♪ Hello, I love you ♪
288
00:10:58,635 --> 00:11:00,736
♪ Won't you tell me your name? ♪
289
00:11:00,737 --> 00:11:02,347
♪ Hello, I love you ♪
290
00:11:02,706 --> 00:11:04,740
♪ Let me jump in your game. ♪
291
00:11:04,741 --> 00:11:06,351
♪ Hello, I love you ♪
292
00:11:06,510 --> 00:11:08,678
♪ Won't you tell me your name? ♪
293
00:11:08,679 --> 00:11:10,289
♪ Hello, I love you ♪
294
00:11:10,581 --> 00:11:12,711
♪ Let me jump in your game ♪
295
00:11:13,417 --> 00:11:15,857
♪ Sidewalk crouches
at her feet ♪
296
00:11:16,620 --> 00:11:19,930
♪ Like a dog that begs
for something sweet. ♪
297
00:11:20,724 --> 00:11:23,904
♪ Do you hope to make her see,
you fool? ♪
298
00:11:24,828 --> 00:11:27,958
♪ Do you hope to pluck
this dusky jewel? ♪
299
00:11:29,333 --> 00:11:30,073
♪ Hello ♪
300
00:11:31,235 --> 00:11:31,975
♪ Hello ♪
301
00:11:32,402 --> 00:11:33,142
♪ Hello ♪
302
00:11:34,838 --> 00:11:35,578
♪ Hello ♪
303
00:11:36,907 --> 00:11:38,107
♪ I want you. ♪
304
00:11:38,442 --> 00:11:39,932
♪ I need my baby. ♪
305
00:11:42,146 --> 00:11:42,886
♪ Hello ♪
306
00:11:44,581 --> 00:11:45,381
♪ Hello. ♪
307
00:11:46,683 --> 00:11:49,143
(music ends,
cheering and applause)
308
00:11:50,487 --> 00:11:54,217
And that, fellow glee clubbers,
is how we say hello.
309
00:11:54,258 --> 00:11:55,248
(bell ringing)
310
00:11:55,959 --> 00:11:56,949
Mr. Schuester,
311
00:11:57,594 --> 00:12:01,184
I'd like to run some of
my "Hello" ideas by you.
312
00:12:09,873 --> 00:12:11,107
You're a really good dancer.
313
00:12:11,108 --> 00:12:13,843
Thanks, but my feet
weren't really moving.
314
00:12:13,844 --> 00:12:15,044
That was the best part.
315
00:12:15,045 --> 00:12:15,325
Oh.
316
00:12:16,647 --> 00:12:18,514
Brit and I were wondering
if you wanted to go out.
317
00:12:18,515 --> 00:12:19,495
On a... Date?
318
00:12:20,517 --> 00:12:22,137
With which one of you?
319
00:12:24,354 --> 00:12:27,084
- With both of us.
- With both of us.
320
00:12:35,836 --> 00:12:36,996
Breadstix, 8:00.
321
00:12:38,272 --> 00:12:39,432
Table for three?
322
00:12:39,573 --> 00:12:39,973
Cool.
323
00:12:41,008 --> 00:12:41,648
(giggles)
324
00:12:46,180 --> 00:12:47,570
What did they want?
325
00:12:47,714 --> 00:12:48,584
Oh, nothing.
326
00:12:48,749 --> 00:12:49,789
Just the time.
327
00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:56,556
I know being my boyfriend
is a challenge.
328
00:12:56,557 --> 00:12:57,647
I'm not Quinn.
329
00:12:58,058 --> 00:12:59,225
I don't look like her.
330
00:12:59,226 --> 00:13:01,294
I'm not popular,
and my personality,
331
00:13:01,295 --> 00:13:02,862
Though exciting and
full of surprises,
332
00:13:02,863 --> 00:13:05,493
Isn't exactly
low-maintenance, but...
333
00:13:07,801 --> 00:13:09,869
I'll always be honest with you.
334
00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:10,800
Painfully so.
335
00:13:11,238 --> 00:13:12,772
And all I ask in return
336
00:13:12,773 --> 00:13:15,383
Is that you're just honest
with me.
337
00:13:17,444 --> 00:13:20,574
I don't think I want
to be your boyfriend.
338
00:13:22,115 --> 00:13:22,515
What?
339
00:13:23,917 --> 00:13:25,885
Look, Rachel,
you're really awesome,
340
00:13:25,886 --> 00:13:28,488
But I think I need to connect
with my inner rock star
341
00:13:28,489 --> 00:13:31,339
Before I can fully commit
to one woman.
342
00:13:31,592 --> 00:13:34,012
I need to find out who I am now.
343
00:13:36,029 --> 00:13:37,989
I'll tell you who you are.
344
00:13:38,265 --> 00:13:40,235
You're a scared little boy.
345
00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:41,934
You're afraid of dating me
346
00:13:41,935 --> 00:13:43,669
Because you think it might
hurt your reputation--
347
00:13:43,670 --> 00:13:45,638
Though, which you'd
never admit it,
348
00:13:45,639 --> 00:13:46,873
Is very important to you.
349
00:13:46,874 --> 00:13:48,274
You hate what Quinn did to you,
350
00:13:48,275 --> 00:13:49,375
Not just because it hurt,
351
00:13:49,376 --> 00:13:50,309
But because it was
so humiliating.
352
00:13:50,310 --> 00:13:51,677
You're freaking me out.
353
00:13:51,678 --> 00:13:53,045
It's like you're inside
my head right now.
354
00:13:53,046 --> 00:13:55,114
I just see you for who you are.
355
00:13:55,115 --> 00:13:57,984
Unlike you, who can only see me
as this silly girl
356
00:13:57,985 --> 00:13:59,652
Who made a fool out of herself
357
00:13:59,653 --> 00:14:01,454
In her first glee club
rehearsal.
358
00:14:01,455 --> 00:14:03,623
And that's where you lose, Finn.
359
00:14:03,624 --> 00:14:05,658
Because, if you take
a second look at me,
360
00:14:05,659 --> 00:14:09,328
You'd realize that I'm
the only person in your life
361
00:14:09,329 --> 00:14:13,809
Who knows you and accepts you
for who you are, no matter what.
362
00:14:18,238 --> 00:14:19,228
(bell ringing)
363
00:14:20,707 --> 00:14:22,742
Finn:
Well, obviously,
Hawaiian pizza's the best
364
00:14:22,743 --> 00:14:24,577
Because it's got ham and
pineapple on it, right?
365
00:14:24,578 --> 00:14:25,618
True.
Mm-hmm.
366
00:14:26,013 --> 00:14:28,347
So, it's better than most
pizzas because it has...
367
00:14:28,348 --> 00:14:30,616
Will:
All right, guys,
you got to get moving
368
00:14:30,617 --> 00:14:32,184
On those "Hello" numbers.
369
00:14:32,185 --> 00:14:34,053
Who has got something
to show us?
370
00:14:34,054 --> 00:14:34,814
Volunteers?
371
00:14:36,390 --> 00:14:39,120
Mr. Schuester,
I think I found a song
372
00:14:39,326 --> 00:14:41,460
That sums up my feelings
perfectly.
373
00:14:41,461 --> 00:14:42,691
Fantastic, Rachel.
374
00:14:42,896 --> 00:14:44,456
Show us what you got.
375
00:14:44,765 --> 00:14:46,575
(playing "Gives You Hell")
376
00:14:49,803 --> 00:14:51,823
♪ I wake up every evening ♪
377
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,575
♪ With a big smile on my face ♪
378
00:14:55,576 --> 00:14:58,296
♪ And it never feels
out of place. ♪
379
00:14:58,378 --> 00:15:00,947
♪ When you see my face,
hope it gives you hell ♪
380
00:15:00,948 --> 00:15:02,968
♪ Hope it gives you hell. ♪
381
00:15:03,650 --> 00:15:06,670
♪ Now, where's your
picket fence, love? ♪
382
00:15:07,454 --> 00:15:09,764
♪ And where's that shiny car? ♪
383
00:15:09,790 --> 00:15:12,210
♪ And did it ever get you far? ♪
384
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:16,228
♪ You never seemed
so tense, love. ♪
385
00:15:16,229 --> 00:15:19,059
♪ I've never seen you
fall so hard. ♪
386
00:15:19,499 --> 00:15:21,749
♪ Do you know where you are? ♪
387
00:15:22,903 --> 00:15:25,503
♪ And truth be told,
I miss you. ♪
388
00:15:27,808 --> 00:15:30,288
♪ And truth be told, I'm lying. ♪
389
00:15:31,578 --> 00:15:34,146
♪ When you see my face,
hope it gives you hell ♪
390
00:15:34,147 --> 00:15:36,167
♪ Hope it gives you hell. ♪
391
00:15:36,416 --> 00:15:39,085
♪ When you walk my way,
hope it gives you hell ♪
392
00:15:39,086 --> 00:15:41,106
♪ Hope it gives you hell. ♪
393
00:15:41,388 --> 00:15:43,048
♪ If you find a man ♪
394
00:15:43,256 --> 00:15:45,191
♪ That's worth a damn
and treats you well ♪
395
00:15:45,192 --> 00:15:47,026
♪ Treats you well ♪
♪ Then he's a fool ♪
396
00:15:47,027 --> 00:15:48,807
♪ You're just as well ♪
397
00:15:49,229 --> 00:15:51,249
♪ Hope it gives you hell. ♪
398
00:15:51,665 --> 00:15:53,565
♪ Now, you'll never see ♪
399
00:15:54,334 --> 00:15:56,404
♪ What you've done to me. ♪
400
00:15:56,770 --> 00:15:59,338
♪ You can take back
your memories. ♪
401
00:15:59,339 --> 00:16:01,040
♪ They're no good to me. ♪
402
00:16:01,041 --> 00:16:02,842
♪ And here's all your lies. ♪
403
00:16:02,843 --> 00:16:05,203
♪ You can look me in the eyes ♪
404
00:16:06,079 --> 00:16:08,039
♪ With the sad, sad look ♪
405
00:16:08,215 --> 00:16:10,175
♪ That you wear so well. ♪
406
00:16:12,552 --> 00:16:14,854
All:
♪ When you see my face,
hope it gives you hell ♪
407
00:16:14,855 --> 00:16:16,875
♪ Hope it gives you hell. ♪
408
00:16:17,658 --> 00:16:20,259
♪ When you walk my way,
hope it gives you hell ♪
409
00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:22,128
♪ Hope it gives you hell. ♪
410
00:16:22,129 --> 00:16:24,897
♪ If you find a man
that's worth a damn ♪
411
00:16:24,898 --> 00:16:28,138
♪ And treats you well ♪
♪ Treats you well ♪
412
00:16:28,168 --> 00:16:30,202
♪ Then he's a fool,
you're just as well ♪
413
00:16:30,203 --> 00:16:31,837
♪ Hope it gives you hell. ♪
414
00:16:31,838 --> 00:16:34,473
♪ When you see my face,
hope it gives you hell ♪
415
00:16:34,474 --> 00:16:35,975
♪ Hope it gives you hell. ♪
416
00:16:35,976 --> 00:16:38,911
♪ When you walk my way,
hope it gives you hell ♪
417
00:16:38,912 --> 00:16:40,932
♪ Hope it gives you hell. ♪
418
00:16:41,548 --> 00:16:44,216
♪ When you hear this song
and sing along ♪
419
00:16:44,217 --> 00:16:46,018
♪ Well, you'll never tell. ♪
♪ Never tell. ♪
420
00:16:46,019 --> 00:16:49,088
♪ Then you're the fool,
I'm just as well ♪
421
00:16:49,089 --> 00:16:51,657
♪ Hope it gives you hell. ♪
♪ Gives you hell. ♪
422
00:16:51,658 --> 00:16:52,992
♪ When you hear this song ♪
423
00:16:52,993 --> 00:16:55,661
♪ I hope that it
will give you hell. ♪
424
00:16:55,662 --> 00:16:57,563
♪ Give you hell. ♪
♪ You can sing along ♪
425
00:16:57,564 --> 00:17:00,514
♪ I hope that
it will treat you well. ♪
426
00:17:00,901 --> 00:17:02,591
Will:
Guys, guys, guys.
427
00:17:02,803 --> 00:17:04,370
I don't want to
be a buzz-kill,
428
00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:06,531
But the assignment was "Hello."
429
00:17:07,174 --> 00:17:10,609
I'm sorry. I was just focusing
on the first syllable.
430
00:17:10,610 --> 00:17:12,120
Will:
You know what?
431
00:17:12,345 --> 00:17:13,612
I don't think
you guys understand
432
00:17:13,613 --> 00:17:15,414
The seriousness
of what we're up against.
433
00:17:15,415 --> 00:17:17,349
While we were busy
winning our sectional,
434
00:17:17,350 --> 00:17:19,852
Vocal Adrenaline
was busy winning theirs.
435
00:17:19,853 --> 00:17:21,921
They're last year's
national champions.
436
00:17:21,922 --> 00:17:24,757
They haven't lost a
competition in three years.
437
00:17:24,758 --> 00:17:26,908
This is the big leagues, guys.
438
00:17:28,562 --> 00:17:32,222
If we don't place at regionals,
glee club is over.
439
00:17:56,189 --> 00:17:57,529
Lionel Richie, huh?
440
00:17:59,292 --> 00:18:00,742
One of my favorites.
441
00:18:00,927 --> 00:18:03,362
Oh, my god,
you're Jessie St. James.
442
00:18:03,363 --> 00:18:04,864
You're in Vocal Adrenaline.
443
00:18:04,865 --> 00:18:06,232
And you're Rachel Berry.
444
00:18:06,233 --> 00:18:08,563
I saw you perform
at sectionals.
445
00:18:08,802 --> 00:18:11,771
Your rendition of "Don't Rain
on My Parade" was flawed.
446
00:18:11,772 --> 00:18:14,872
You totally lacked
Barbra's emotional depth.
447
00:18:15,008 --> 00:18:16,458
But you're talented.
448
00:18:17,277 --> 00:18:19,645
This is one of my
favorite haunts.
449
00:18:19,646 --> 00:18:22,615
I like to come and flip through
the celebrity biographies.
450
00:18:22,616 --> 00:18:24,596
Pick up some lifestyle tips.
451
00:18:24,785 --> 00:18:28,387
I'm a senior now, so this
year's kind of my victory lap.
452
00:18:28,388 --> 00:18:30,289
Snagging a fourth consecutive
national championship
453
00:18:30,290 --> 00:18:31,724
Would just be gravy.
454
00:18:31,725 --> 00:18:33,925
I'm getting out
of Ohio soon.
455
00:18:34,861 --> 00:18:36,595
I've got a full ride
to a little school
456
00:18:36,596 --> 00:18:39,031
Called the University
of California Los Angeles.
457
00:18:39,032 --> 00:18:40,833
Maybe you've heard of it.
458
00:18:40,834 --> 00:18:42,334
It's in Los Angeles.
459
00:18:46,673 --> 00:18:48,808
What do you say we take it
for a spin?
460
00:18:48,809 --> 00:18:49,209
Here?
461
00:18:51,378 --> 00:18:52,978
Oh, no, I-I-I'm kind of nervous.
462
00:18:52,979 --> 00:18:53,499
(sighs)
463
00:18:54,347 --> 00:18:57,016
I remember
when I used to get nervous.
464
00:18:57,017 --> 00:18:59,251
Come on. I do this
all the time.
465
00:18:59,252 --> 00:19:01,487
I like to give impromptu
concerts for the homeless.
466
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,748
It's so important to give back.
467
00:19:05,358 --> 00:19:07,578
(playing piano intro to "Hello")
468
00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:14,823
♪ I've been alone ♪
469
00:19:15,769 --> 00:19:17,849
♪ With you inside my mind. ♪
470
00:19:20,907 --> 00:19:24,147
♪ And in my dreams,
I've kissed your lips ♪
471
00:19:25,679 --> 00:19:27,239
♪ A thousand times. ♪
472
00:19:29,316 --> 00:19:31,396
♪ I sometimes see you pass ♪
473
00:19:32,285 --> 00:19:33,785
♪ Outside my door. ♪
474
00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:37,323
♪ Hello. ♪
475
00:19:40,193 --> 00:19:42,613
♪ Is it me you're looking for? ♪
476
00:19:44,631 --> 00:19:47,401
Both:
♪ I can see it in your eyes. ♪
477
00:19:48,735 --> 00:19:51,095
♪ I can see it in your smile. ♪
478
00:19:52,505 --> 00:19:54,865
♪ You're all I've ever wanted ♪
479
00:19:56,710 --> 00:19:58,960
♪ And my arms are open wide. ♪
480
00:20:00,447 --> 00:20:03,227
♪ 'Cause you know
just what to say. ♪
481
00:20:04,284 --> 00:20:06,764
♪ And you know just what to do. ♪
482
00:20:08,855 --> 00:20:11,565
♪ And I want to tell you
so much. ♪
483
00:20:14,327 --> 00:20:15,527
♪ I love you. ♪
484
00:20:20,533 --> 00:20:21,563
♪ Oh, yeah. ♪
485
00:20:22,602 --> 00:20:24,852
♪ I long to see the sunlight ♪
486
00:20:25,705 --> 00:20:27,025
♪ In your hair. ♪
487
00:20:29,542 --> 00:20:32,262
♪ And tell you
time and time again ♪
488
00:20:34,114 --> 00:20:35,664
♪ How much I care. ♪
489
00:20:38,018 --> 00:20:40,628
Both:
♪ Sometimes I feel my heart ♪
490
00:20:40,987 --> 00:20:42,317
♪ Will overflow. ♪
491
00:20:45,692 --> 00:20:46,492
♪ Hello. ♪
492
00:20:49,429 --> 00:20:52,079
♪ I've just got
to let you know. ♪
493
00:20:53,733 --> 00:20:56,283
♪ 'Cause I wonder
where you are. ♪
494
00:20:57,704 --> 00:21:01,804
♪ And I wonder what you do ♪
♪ I wonder what you do. ♪
495
00:21:02,142 --> 00:21:04,822
♪ Are you somewhere
feeling lonely? ♪
496
00:21:05,578 --> 00:21:07,718
♪ Or is someone loving you? ♪
497
00:21:09,416 --> 00:21:11,956
♪ Tell me how
to win your heart ♪
498
00:21:13,186 --> 00:21:15,426
♪ For I haven't got a clue. ♪
499
00:21:17,557 --> 00:21:19,807
♪ But let me start by saying ♪
500
00:21:23,763 --> 00:21:24,963
♪ I love you. ♪
501
00:21:32,572 --> 00:21:33,502
(music stops)
502
00:21:34,574 --> 00:21:35,274
(applause)
503
00:21:37,544 --> 00:21:39,694
We should do this
more often.
504
00:21:40,435 --> 00:21:41,825
How's Friday night?
505
00:21:47,846 --> 00:21:48,596
Excuse me.
506
00:21:50,415 --> 00:21:52,049
We'd like to send these back.
507
00:21:52,050 --> 00:21:53,651
But you ate all of it.
508
00:21:53,652 --> 00:21:56,087
Look, I'm pretty sure
you have to do what we say.
509
00:21:56,088 --> 00:21:57,068
And this food
510
00:21:57,122 --> 00:21:58,582
Was not satisfactory.
511
00:21:58,690 --> 00:22:00,224
There was a
mouse in mine.
512
00:22:00,225 --> 00:22:02,195
So, we'd like more, please.
513
00:22:05,430 --> 00:22:07,598
All right, hottest guys
in the school.
514
00:22:07,599 --> 00:22:07,879
Go.
515
00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:10,790
Okay, um, Puck's
super-fine.
516
00:22:11,236 --> 00:22:12,737
Mm-hmm.
Finn's cute, too.
517
00:22:12,738 --> 00:22:14,572
Yeah, but he's
not hot, though.
518
00:22:14,573 --> 00:22:15,783
He really isn't.
519
00:22:15,808 --> 00:22:17,175
And you know what, Brit?
520
00:22:17,176 --> 00:22:18,676
I think that dwarf
girlfriend of his
521
00:22:18,677 --> 00:22:20,011
Is dragging down
his rep.
522
00:22:20,012 --> 00:22:21,245
I mean,
if he were dating,
523
00:22:21,246 --> 00:22:23,696
Say, popular pretty girls
like us,
524
00:22:24,049 --> 00:22:25,783
He would go
from dumpy to smokin'.
525
00:22:25,784 --> 00:22:26,714
Finn:
Hello?
526
00:22:26,752 --> 00:22:28,252
Hey, I'm right here.
527
00:22:28,453 --> 00:22:29,903
Would you guys mind,
528
00:22:30,022 --> 00:22:31,889
Like, including me
in your conversations?
529
00:22:31,890 --> 00:22:33,324
I'll just give you
an introduction
530
00:22:33,325 --> 00:22:34,725
Into the way
that we work.
531
00:22:34,726 --> 00:22:37,528
You buy us dinner and
we make out in front of you.
532
00:22:37,529 --> 00:22:38,963
It's like
the best deal ever.
533
00:22:38,964 --> 00:22:40,965
Did you see what Rachel
was wearing today?
534
00:22:40,966 --> 00:22:41,536
I know.
535
00:22:42,434 --> 00:22:43,534
She looked
like Pippi Longstocking,
536
00:22:43,535 --> 00:22:44,875
But, like, Israeli.
537
00:22:45,470 --> 00:22:47,004
Those sweaters make her
look homeschooled.
538
00:22:47,005 --> 00:22:47,705
(laughing)
539
00:22:48,407 --> 00:22:49,674
Hey, guys, come on.
Don't make fun of Rachel.
540
00:22:49,675 --> 00:22:51,742
She's... She's kind of cool.
541
00:22:51,743 --> 00:22:53,073
Finn, that's mean.
542
00:22:53,545 --> 00:22:54,879
You know what, actually?
Would you mind
543
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:56,270
Waiting in the car?
544
00:22:57,216 --> 00:22:59,196
And leave
your credit card.
545
00:23:02,221 --> 00:23:05,601
Did you know that dolphins
are just gay sharks?
546
00:23:06,758 --> 00:23:07,158
Yeah.
547
00:23:16,501 --> 00:23:18,711
Neil diamond:
♪ Hello again. ♪
548
00:23:20,372 --> 00:23:21,172
♪ Hello. ♪
549
00:23:24,776 --> 00:23:27,676
(will joins in):
♪ Just called to say ♪
550
00:23:28,714 --> 00:23:29,514
♪ Hello. ♪
551
00:23:32,584 --> 00:23:34,134
♪ I couldn't sleep ♪
552
00:23:36,388 --> 00:23:37,768
♪ At all tonight ♪
553
00:23:40,425 --> 00:23:42,315
♪ And I know it's late ♪
554
00:23:44,263 --> 00:23:46,223
♪ But I couldn't wait... ♪
555
00:23:49,234 --> 00:23:51,614
This is the perfect
song for us.
556
00:23:51,770 --> 00:23:53,404
See, he's known this girl
for so long,
557
00:23:53,405 --> 00:23:54,772
But they've just
been friends,
558
00:23:54,773 --> 00:23:58,773
And now he's calling her up
to tell her he wants more.
559
00:24:00,512 --> 00:24:02,132
I was sort of inspired
560
00:24:02,648 --> 00:24:05,116
By my "Hello" assignment
with the kids.
561
00:24:05,117 --> 00:24:06,284
Well, I love it.
562
00:24:06,285 --> 00:24:07,285
Yeah?
I love it.
563
00:24:07,286 --> 00:24:08,976
You do?
(both laughing)
564
00:24:09,955 --> 00:24:10,355
Oh...
565
00:24:11,189 --> 00:24:12,979
I don't know why, but...
566
00:24:13,926 --> 00:24:16,826
I always had a soft spot
for this song.
567
00:24:17,029 --> 00:24:18,929
♪ You're there at home. ♪
568
00:24:21,366 --> 00:24:22,166
♪ Hello. ♪
569
00:24:29,841 --> 00:24:31,741
♪ Maybe it's been crazy ♪
570
00:24:33,345 --> 00:24:35,355
♪ And maybe I'm to blame ♪
571
00:24:37,449 --> 00:24:40,399
♪ But I put my heart
above my head... ♪
572
00:24:43,989 --> 00:24:45,523
Too much too fast.
Too much too fast.
573
00:24:45,524 --> 00:24:47,024
You smell great,
your teeth are clean...
574
00:24:47,025 --> 00:24:49,260
You're very sweet.
It's not that. I'm...
575
00:24:49,261 --> 00:24:51,821
I just haven't been,
uh... Intimate
576
00:24:53,265 --> 00:24:55,175
In a very, very long time.
577
00:24:57,903 --> 00:24:58,593
How long?
578
00:25:02,641 --> 00:25:03,041
Ever.
579
00:25:04,676 --> 00:25:06,356
♪ My friend, hello... ♪
580
00:25:08,046 --> 00:25:10,836
I just haven't found
the right person.
581
00:25:12,417 --> 00:25:14,685
You know, someone
who won't reject me
582
00:25:14,686 --> 00:25:18,826
When things get really hard
with my, um, with my problems.
583
00:25:20,792 --> 00:25:21,822
It-it's cool.
584
00:25:22,828 --> 00:25:23,568
It's not.
585
00:25:24,363 --> 00:25:25,997
It's not cool.
I can tell.
586
00:25:25,998 --> 00:25:26,858
No, no, no.
587
00:25:27,299 --> 00:25:27,819
Emma...
588
00:25:30,302 --> 00:25:31,232
I understand.
589
00:25:33,338 --> 00:25:34,888
I'll pop in a movie.
590
00:25:36,041 --> 00:25:38,442
Do we have to watch
Armageddon again?
591
00:25:38,443 --> 00:25:40,403
Uh, it's that or Bad Boys.
592
00:25:41,646 --> 00:25:43,748
They're the only DVDs
that Terri left behind.
593
00:25:43,749 --> 00:25:46,283
She liked to have Bruckheimer
night every other week.
594
00:25:46,284 --> 00:25:47,094
Okay, okay.
595
00:25:48,186 --> 00:25:49,236
(clears throat)
596
00:25:49,855 --> 00:25:50,655
♪ Hello. ♪
597
00:25:51,523 --> 00:25:53,623
(explosions and gunfire on TV)
598
00:25:55,093 --> 00:25:57,243
Finn:
Hey, Rach, can we talk?
599
00:25:57,662 --> 00:25:59,582
Look, I want
to apologize.
600
00:26:00,332 --> 00:26:02,533
I realized I don't want
to date other girls.
601
00:26:02,534 --> 00:26:03,224
Only you.
602
00:26:03,735 --> 00:26:05,069
You do talk too much,
603
00:26:05,070 --> 00:26:07,271
And usually you're just
talking about yourself,
604
00:26:07,272 --> 00:26:09,907
But at least I don't feel
alone when I'm with you.
605
00:26:09,908 --> 00:26:11,776
I'm glad you've come
to that realization,
606
00:26:11,777 --> 00:26:12,843
But you're too late.
607
00:26:12,844 --> 00:26:14,111
I've met someone else--
608
00:26:14,112 --> 00:26:17,014
A boy who's finally worthy
of my talent and love.
609
00:26:17,015 --> 00:26:18,235
Whoa, whoa, wait.
610
00:26:19,051 --> 00:26:20,141
Do I know him?
611
00:26:20,385 --> 00:26:22,019
Is he, is he bigger than me?
612
00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:24,355
Oh, he doesn't go to this
school, and he's a senior.
613
00:26:24,356 --> 00:26:26,190
His name is Jessie, and he's
the male lead in Vocal Adrenaline.
614
00:26:26,191 --> 00:26:28,492
We're both aware that our
Romeo-and-Juliet romance
615
00:26:28,493 --> 00:26:30,528
Will be a challenge,
but our deep respect
616
00:26:30,529 --> 00:26:32,263
For each other's talent
will carry us through.
617
00:26:32,264 --> 00:26:33,864
Rachel, don't you think
that's kind of suspicious?
618
00:26:33,865 --> 00:26:35,332
We make it to regionals
and suddenly
619
00:26:35,333 --> 00:26:37,435
The top guy in our main
competition picks you up?
620
00:26:37,436 --> 00:26:39,070
I know it's hard to believe
that anyone would like me
621
00:26:39,071 --> 00:26:40,938
Without an ulterior motive,
but you have to respect
622
00:26:40,939 --> 00:26:42,559
That our love is real.
623
00:26:42,974 --> 00:26:44,014
Move on, Finn.
624
00:26:44,643 --> 00:26:45,743
I finally have.
625
00:26:52,384 --> 00:26:54,534
Mr. Shue... We have a problem.
626
00:27:01,458 --> 00:27:03,593
Finn didn't fall
for any of our tricks.
627
00:27:03,594 --> 00:27:05,495
Such as?
I didn't wear a bra,
628
00:27:05,496 --> 00:27:08,696
And I had them turn up
the air conditioning.
629
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:11,090
Ladies, I misjudged you.
630
00:27:12,336 --> 00:27:15,138
You may be two of the stupidest
teens I've ever encountered.
631
00:27:15,139 --> 00:27:16,806
And that's saying something.
632
00:27:16,807 --> 00:27:19,642
I once taught a cheerleading
seminar to a young Sarah Palin.
633
00:27:19,643 --> 00:27:21,203
Wait, we did find out
634
00:27:21,311 --> 00:27:23,579
Rachel's with some dude
from Vocal Adrenaline.
635
00:27:23,580 --> 00:27:23,980
Name?
636
00:27:25,282 --> 00:27:26,502
Jessie St. James.
637
00:27:26,850 --> 00:27:30,990
Ooh, bringing down this club
may be easier than I thought.
638
00:27:31,455 --> 00:27:34,075
I'm engorged
with venom and triumph.
639
00:27:35,959 --> 00:27:38,509
Now get the hell
out of my office.
640
00:27:38,996 --> 00:27:40,866
("Highway to Hell" playing)
641
00:27:47,905 --> 00:27:49,995
♪ Livin' easy, Livin' free. ♪
642
00:27:51,508 --> 00:27:54,398
♪ A season ticket
on a one-way ride. ♪
643
00:27:55,245 --> 00:27:57,215
♪ Goin' down, party town. ♪
644
00:27:59,183 --> 00:28:02,083
♪ My friends
are gonna be there, too. ♪
645
00:28:04,722 --> 00:28:07,023
♪ I'm on the ♪
♪ highway to hell. ♪
646
00:28:07,024 --> 00:28:08,624
♪ I'm on a highway ♪
647
00:28:09,026 --> 00:28:10,466
♪ Highway to hell ♪
648
00:28:11,061 --> 00:28:14,764
♪ I'm on a highway to hell. ♪
♪ I'm on a highway to hell. ♪
649
00:28:14,765 --> 00:28:16,399
♪ I'm on it, I'm on it. ♪
650
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,020
♪ highway to hell... ♪
651
00:28:21,205 --> 00:28:22,635
♪ Don't stop me. ♪
652
00:28:23,006 --> 00:28:24,036
♪ Oh, yeah! ♪
653
00:28:24,675 --> 00:28:26,725
(music ends, flames whooshing)
654
00:28:27,811 --> 00:28:30,201
Stop please.
Dear God, just stop.
655
00:28:30,948 --> 00:28:32,058
Seriously, guys,
656
00:28:32,116 --> 00:28:34,250
It's like watching
beige paint dry.
657
00:28:34,251 --> 00:28:36,385
Could everyone
please look at Jessie?
658
00:28:36,386 --> 00:28:38,416
Jessie, give us a show face.
659
00:28:38,989 --> 00:28:40,256
That's a show face, guys.
660
00:28:40,257 --> 00:28:42,058
You want to look
so talented,
661
00:28:42,059 --> 00:28:43,659
It's literally hurting you.
662
00:28:43,660 --> 00:28:45,194
I want a look
that's so optimistic,
663
00:28:45,195 --> 00:28:46,705
It could cure cancer.
664
00:28:48,432 --> 00:28:49,699
That's what I'm talking about.
665
00:28:49,700 --> 00:28:52,500
Take five, everybody.
Drink a Red Bull.
666
00:28:54,838 --> 00:28:56,506
Excuse me,
Ms. Corcoran?
667
00:28:56,507 --> 00:28:57,707
Hi, I'm Will Schuester.
668
00:28:57,708 --> 00:28:59,542
Sorry, I don't know
who you are.
669
00:28:59,543 --> 00:29:01,213
I'm a big fan, really.
670
00:29:02,446 --> 00:29:04,013
I also coach
the McKinley glee club.
671
00:29:04,014 --> 00:29:05,481
I don't usually
cotton too well
672
00:29:05,482 --> 00:29:07,617
To my competition sneaking in
to watch a rehearsal.
673
00:29:07,618 --> 00:29:10,686
But I also have trouble
seeing you guys as competition.
674
00:29:10,687 --> 00:29:14,223
I believe you have a student
named Jessie St. James?
675
00:29:14,224 --> 00:29:16,759
Yeah, I think he might be
dating one of my students.
676
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,594
I'm more than a little concerned
677
00:29:18,595 --> 00:29:20,730
With the whole fraternizing
with the enemy aspect
678
00:29:20,731 --> 00:29:22,251
Of their relationship.
679
00:29:22,266 --> 00:29:23,499
You think we're
spying on you?
680
00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:24,140
Honestly?
681
00:29:25,435 --> 00:29:25,775
Yes.
682
00:29:26,637 --> 00:29:27,097
Noted.
683
00:29:28,806 --> 00:29:30,139
Look, I don't stand
684
00:29:30,140 --> 00:29:32,208
For any funny business,
and Jessie's a good kid.
685
00:29:32,209 --> 00:29:33,442
I mean, what
can you do?
686
00:29:33,443 --> 00:29:36,123
The heart wants
what the heart wants.
687
00:29:37,514 --> 00:29:40,084
Sometimes there's
that little spark.
688
00:29:48,192 --> 00:29:50,159
I'm not interested
in coaching
689
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,094
Just your average
high school glee club.
690
00:29:52,095 --> 00:29:53,262
I'm driven to excellence.
691
00:29:53,263 --> 00:29:54,433
Yeah, excellence.
692
00:29:54,631 --> 00:29:56,732
A lot of people thought
I couldn't take nationals
693
00:29:56,733 --> 00:29:59,769
With a routine where the kids
dance entirely on their hands.
694
00:29:59,770 --> 00:30:00,760
(both panting)
695
00:30:01,872 --> 00:30:03,202
Okay... I'm sorry.
696
00:30:05,475 --> 00:30:06,509
We have to stop.
697
00:30:06,510 --> 00:30:06,850
I...
698
00:30:08,512 --> 00:30:10,122
I just can't do this.
699
00:30:11,348 --> 00:30:12,438
Aw, I'm sorry.
700
00:30:12,783 --> 00:30:14,217
I'm all business;
I'm trying to work on that.
701
00:30:14,218 --> 00:30:15,598
No, it isn't that.
702
00:30:16,486 --> 00:30:17,406
Are you gay?
703
00:30:17,454 --> 00:30:17,854
What?
704
00:30:19,122 --> 00:30:19,402
No.
705
00:30:20,324 --> 00:30:21,257
Because most of the
show choir directors
706
00:30:21,258 --> 00:30:23,048
I make out with are gay.
707
00:30:26,797 --> 00:30:28,777
I spend
every waking moment
708
00:30:28,799 --> 00:30:30,800
Thinking about Vocal Adrenaline.
709
00:30:30,801 --> 00:30:31,951
I have no life.
710
00:30:32,102 --> 00:30:33,936
I haven't been on a date
in three years.
711
00:30:33,937 --> 00:30:34,857
Here you go.
712
00:30:35,172 --> 00:30:35,692
Thanks.
713
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:38,150
I did lie
to you earlier.
714
00:30:38,842 --> 00:30:39,942
I do know who you are.
715
00:30:39,943 --> 00:30:42,245
I saw you
at our fall invitational.
716
00:30:42,246 --> 00:30:43,512
I thought you were really cute.
717
00:30:43,513 --> 00:30:44,213
(chuckles)
718
00:30:45,415 --> 00:30:48,784
You know, I know what you mean--
about being obsessed with work.
719
00:30:48,785 --> 00:30:50,519
I'm so committed
to the glee club,
720
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:53,522
And I think it played a big part
in ending my marriage.
721
00:30:53,523 --> 00:30:55,793
How long have you been divorced?
722
00:30:55,826 --> 00:30:58,736
Um... Well,
I'm not really divorced yet.
723
00:31:00,697 --> 00:31:02,164
And then I-I
started dating
724
00:31:02,165 --> 00:31:04,315
Someone I-I really care about,
725
00:31:04,534 --> 00:31:06,135
But it isn't working
for some reason.
726
00:31:06,136 --> 00:31:08,604
Oh, you're already seeing
someone else
727
00:31:08,605 --> 00:31:10,206
And you were just
making out with me.
728
00:31:10,207 --> 00:31:11,697
I'm kind of a mess.
729
00:31:13,010 --> 00:31:14,877
Look, I don't want to tell you
how to live your life...
730
00:31:14,878 --> 00:31:16,328
Please, be my guest.
731
00:31:16,914 --> 00:31:18,714
I think you need
to take some time
732
00:31:18,715 --> 00:31:20,983
To reintroduce yourself
to yourself.
733
00:31:20,984 --> 00:31:22,285
You just finished
being somebody's husband,
734
00:31:22,286 --> 00:31:24,420
And that didn't really work out.
735
00:31:24,421 --> 00:31:25,922
And now you're running off to be
736
00:31:25,923 --> 00:31:27,443
Somebody's
boyfriend?
737
00:31:27,491 --> 00:31:29,625
Seems to me you need
to take a little breather.
738
00:31:29,626 --> 00:31:30,026
Look,
739
00:31:31,561 --> 00:31:33,191
That hair, that dimple,
740
00:31:34,765 --> 00:31:37,105
That terrible clunker
you drive--
741
00:31:38,068 --> 00:31:40,636
I think you're about the
cutest thing I've ever seen.
742
00:31:40,637 --> 00:31:41,907
Here's my number.
743
00:31:42,506 --> 00:31:45,936
When you get things sorted out,
give me a call.
744
00:31:46,176 --> 00:31:47,343
Thank you
for the coffee.
745
00:31:47,344 --> 00:31:49,784
And the making out--
kind of hot.
746
00:31:59,022 --> 00:32:00,012
(bell ringing)
747
00:32:01,625 --> 00:32:02,375
Hey, guys.
748
00:32:02,926 --> 00:32:05,206
Cut the butter,
Benedict Arnold.
749
00:32:05,495 --> 00:32:06,862
We heard
about your new boyfriend.
750
00:32:06,863 --> 00:32:07,793
Look, Rachel,
751
00:32:08,198 --> 00:32:09,465
We're all happy
that you're happy,
752
00:32:09,466 --> 00:32:11,067
But we've worked too hard
in glee club
753
00:32:11,068 --> 00:32:13,102
To let you throw it all away
on a relationship
754
00:32:13,103 --> 00:32:14,370
That might not
even be real.
755
00:32:14,371 --> 00:32:16,439
Why, 'cause he's
in Vocal Adrenaline?
756
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:19,208
Their motto is
"aut neca aut necatus eris."
757
00:32:19,209 --> 00:32:22,011
Which loosely translates
to "murder or be murdered."
758
00:32:22,012 --> 00:32:24,080
They give their dancers
human growth hormone.
759
00:32:24,081 --> 00:32:25,247
Look, we're
not saying
760
00:32:25,248 --> 00:32:26,716
The dude is playing you.
He's playing you.
761
00:32:26,717 --> 00:32:29,218
We just think that until
regionals are over,
762
00:32:29,219 --> 00:32:31,954
We can't risk the
possibility that he is.
763
00:32:31,955 --> 00:32:33,155
None of us want
to go through
764
00:32:33,156 --> 00:32:34,490
What happened
at sectionals again.
765
00:32:34,491 --> 00:32:37,981
Okay, look, Jessie and I
might not be true love,
766
00:32:38,695 --> 00:32:39,996
But what if we are?
767
00:32:39,997 --> 00:32:41,257
I know who I am.
768
00:32:42,799 --> 00:32:45,801
And how many chances at this
am I going to get?
769
00:32:45,802 --> 00:32:49,042
If you don't break up
with him, you're out.
770
00:32:49,306 --> 00:32:50,976
You can't kick me out!
771
00:32:51,441 --> 00:32:53,642
But we can all quit
if Mr. Shue doesn't.
772
00:32:53,643 --> 00:32:56,153
Well, good luck winning
without me.
773
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,080
Everyone is replaceable,
even you.
774
00:32:59,449 --> 00:33:01,217
How could you do this to me?
775
00:33:01,218 --> 00:33:03,358
How could you
do this to us?
776
00:33:03,387 --> 00:33:04,707
We're a team, and
777
00:33:05,389 --> 00:33:07,223
All you've ever wanted was
for us to be great,
778
00:33:07,224 --> 00:33:09,225
And be a part
of something special.
779
00:33:09,226 --> 00:33:11,426
Now is that still true or not?
780
00:33:11,428 --> 00:33:12,418
(bell ringing)
781
00:33:20,181 --> 00:33:22,416
You wanted to see me,
Coach Sylvester?
782
00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:23,457
I did, Rachel.
783
00:33:24,052 --> 00:33:25,452
I want to introduce you
784
00:33:25,453 --> 00:33:28,073
To the McKinley High
Old Maids Club.
785
00:33:35,297 --> 00:33:35,996
Woman:
Have a seat,
786
00:33:35,997 --> 00:33:36,687
Boy hips.
787
00:33:40,535 --> 00:33:41,925
I don't understand.
788
00:33:42,604 --> 00:33:44,438
Well, Rachel, it's
come to my attention
789
00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:46,273
That you've been
given the old heave-ho
790
00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:48,475
By that Terribly
uncoordinated Finn Hudson.
791
00:33:48,476 --> 00:33:50,244
Ouch.
And I also understand
792
00:33:50,245 --> 00:33:52,646
You have a serious suitor
in the form a piping hot
793
00:33:52,647 --> 00:33:53,881
Hunkwad from
another district,
794
00:33:53,882 --> 00:33:55,316
But that your fellow
795
00:33:55,317 --> 00:33:57,818
Glee clubbers are so incensed
with betrayal,
796
00:33:57,819 --> 00:34:00,721
They barely have time
to apply Freeze-Off
797
00:34:00,722 --> 00:34:02,756
To the clusters of warts
between their knuckles.
798
00:34:02,757 --> 00:34:04,377
How did you know that?
799
00:34:04,693 --> 00:34:06,427
Brit and I told everybody
in glee club
800
00:34:06,428 --> 00:34:07,628
About Jessie St. James.
801
00:34:07,629 --> 00:34:08,789
They're furious.
802
00:34:09,097 --> 00:34:10,864
If Rachel falls for him,
the club will self-destruct.
803
00:34:10,865 --> 00:34:12,199
Outstanding.
On to step two.
804
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:14,168
Round up a bunch of
mustache-sporting teenage girls
805
00:34:14,169 --> 00:34:15,536
With glandular conditions.
806
00:34:15,537 --> 00:34:16,527
Anything else?
807
00:34:16,838 --> 00:34:18,806
Sometimes
I forget my middle name.
808
00:34:18,807 --> 00:34:20,874
I know how torn
you must be, Berry.
809
00:34:20,875 --> 00:34:22,095
My freshman year,
810
00:34:22,577 --> 00:34:24,945
I fell for a boy on an
opposing wrestling squad,
811
00:34:24,946 --> 00:34:26,647
But my team
wouldn't go for it.
812
00:34:26,648 --> 00:34:29,668
So, the next time
I stepped onto the mat,
813
00:34:29,718 --> 00:34:31,218
I pinned him so hard,
it ruptured his scrotum,
814
00:34:31,219 --> 00:34:32,486
Ending his run for
815
00:34:32,487 --> 00:34:33,654
The state championship
816
00:34:33,655 --> 00:34:35,022
And my run for his heart.
817
00:34:35,023 --> 00:34:35,883
To my team,
818
00:34:36,624 --> 00:34:37,774
I was a legend.
819
00:34:38,860 --> 00:34:41,095
But I relished this
victory in solitude.
820
00:34:41,096 --> 00:34:41,436
Now,
821
00:34:42,797 --> 00:34:44,131
I spend my Friday nights
822
00:34:44,132 --> 00:34:45,366
Making out with my cat
823
00:34:45,367 --> 00:34:46,433
And watching
Ghost Whisperer.
824
00:34:46,434 --> 00:34:47,634
Sue:
Well, Rachel,
825
00:34:47,635 --> 00:34:48,869
If I weren't ignoring
826
00:34:48,870 --> 00:34:50,270
What these ladies were saying
827
00:34:50,271 --> 00:34:52,639
Out of an overwhelming sense
of deep repulsion,
828
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,575
I would probably hear them
encouraging you
829
00:34:54,576 --> 00:34:57,044
To go for it
with your Carmel High beau.
830
00:34:57,045 --> 00:34:58,835
Or you might end up like
831
00:34:59,447 --> 00:35:01,415
Dottie here, who,
although her father offered
832
00:35:01,416 --> 00:35:03,817
A sizeable dowry,
which included livestock,
833
00:35:03,818 --> 00:35:06,120
Still couldn't get a date
to homecoming.
834
00:35:06,121 --> 00:35:07,111
No homecoming?
835
00:35:07,622 --> 00:35:10,012
Sue:
No valentines,
no sock hop.
836
00:35:10,425 --> 00:35:13,827
Rachel, you need
to become even more narcissistic
837
00:35:13,828 --> 00:35:15,529
And self-centered
than you already are.
838
00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:18,640
Think of yourself--
your potential happiness.
839
00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:19,270
If not,
840
00:35:20,835 --> 00:35:21,875
Join the club.
841
00:35:34,282 --> 00:35:35,272
(door closing)
842
00:35:35,617 --> 00:35:37,257
Terri:
Beautiful table.
843
00:35:37,285 --> 00:35:38,575
Meticulous, really.
844
00:35:40,255 --> 00:35:42,935
I guess being crazy
has its benefits.
845
00:35:43,625 --> 00:35:44,835
It's date night.
846
00:35:47,128 --> 00:35:48,462
Actually, it was tomorrow,
847
00:35:48,463 --> 00:35:50,364
But Will wanted tonight,
so, I'm surprising him.
848
00:35:50,365 --> 00:35:51,165
And I know
849
00:35:51,666 --> 00:35:53,467
He keeps a key under the mat.
850
00:35:53,468 --> 00:35:56,070
You're really loving this,
aren't you?
851
00:35:56,071 --> 00:35:58,906
I take no pleasure
in your pain, Terri.
852
00:35:58,907 --> 00:36:00,177
But I am enjoying
853
00:36:00,275 --> 00:36:02,242
Seeing will get a second chance
at happiness, yes.
854
00:36:02,243 --> 00:36:03,844
Oh, and you're the one
to introduce him
855
00:36:03,845 --> 00:36:05,212
To this magical new world
of bliss?
856
00:36:05,213 --> 00:36:06,346
What, you with your
three-times-a-day showers
857
00:36:06,347 --> 00:36:07,748
And the fact
that you can't sleep
858
00:36:07,749 --> 00:36:09,283
Unless your shoes are all
in a row?
859
00:36:09,284 --> 00:36:11,218
Is there a reason
that you're here?
860
00:36:11,219 --> 00:36:15,569
'Cause I'd kind of like you
to be gone when Will gets home.
861
00:36:15,990 --> 00:36:20,000
I just need to pick up the rest
of my Bruckheimer DVDs.
862
00:36:30,071 --> 00:36:31,111
Whose is this?
863
00:36:32,173 --> 00:36:33,093
That's mine.
864
00:36:33,741 --> 00:36:35,476
I got really tired of watching
Con Air every night.
865
00:36:35,477 --> 00:36:37,377
And will picked "Hello"
as our song.
866
00:36:37,378 --> 00:36:38,708
Oh, you poor girl.
867
00:36:41,816 --> 00:36:43,817
Don't bother sleeping
with my husband tonight.
868
00:36:43,818 --> 00:36:45,052
You're already
screwed.
869
00:36:45,053 --> 00:36:46,913
"Hello" was our prom song.
870
00:36:48,256 --> 00:36:49,756
I mean, I doubt Will remembers.
871
00:36:49,757 --> 00:36:52,960
He goes to the market for milk,
comes home with a pack of gum.
872
00:36:52,961 --> 00:36:53,941
You're lying.
873
00:36:57,899 --> 00:36:58,529
Ask him.
874
00:37:00,034 --> 00:37:02,414
Or better yet,
go to the library
875
00:37:03,271 --> 00:37:07,231
And look it up for yourself
in that year's Thunderclap.
876
00:37:09,477 --> 00:37:10,467
(spoon clinks)
877
00:37:10,912 --> 00:37:11,372
Sorry.
878
00:37:14,382 --> 00:37:14,902
Jessie?
879
00:37:19,754 --> 00:37:20,674
Who's there?
880
00:37:24,859 --> 00:37:26,539
I carry a rape whistle.
881
00:37:26,794 --> 00:37:27,424
Just me.
882
00:37:27,562 --> 00:37:28,082
(sighs)
883
00:37:28,930 --> 00:37:30,900
Most spots are 2,500 watts.
884
00:37:31,666 --> 00:37:33,200
This one is ten
times brighter.
885
00:37:33,201 --> 00:37:35,702
We have to wear sunscreen
onstage, but it's worth it.
886
00:37:35,703 --> 00:37:38,405
I guess everything is bigger
and brighter here.
887
00:37:38,406 --> 00:37:39,106
(chuckles)
888
00:37:39,607 --> 00:37:41,637
I have to ask you something.
889
00:37:43,278 --> 00:37:45,345
And I need you
to tell me the truth,
890
00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:47,147
Because if you don't,
there will be consequences--
891
00:37:47,148 --> 00:37:49,078
Life-and-death consequences.
892
00:37:49,083 --> 00:37:51,251
Because if I give myself to you,
893
00:37:51,252 --> 00:37:53,554
And it turns out
that you're just playing me,
894
00:37:53,555 --> 00:37:54,475
I might die.
895
00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:58,125
Okay, okay, not literally,
but emotionally.
896
00:37:58,126 --> 00:38:01,061
It'll be the kind of heartbreak
that girls like me hold
897
00:38:01,062 --> 00:38:04,198
For the rest of their lives,
like Barbra in The Way We Were.
898
00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:05,889
(laughing):
Oh, my God.
899
00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:06,767
What?
900
00:38:08,369 --> 00:38:11,319
You're more of a drama queen
than I am.
901
00:38:14,642 --> 00:38:14,922
Hi.
902
00:38:16,644 --> 00:38:17,504
I'm Jessie.
903
00:38:18,279 --> 00:38:19,719
I know who you are.
904
00:38:20,448 --> 00:38:22,308
You know Jessie St. James,
905
00:38:22,550 --> 00:38:25,252
The star of Vocal Adrenaline,
your competition at regionals.
906
00:38:25,253 --> 00:38:27,753
I want to introduce
you to Jessie,
907
00:38:28,189 --> 00:38:30,389
The guy who's
nuts about you,
908
00:38:30,858 --> 00:38:33,298
The guy who would
never hurt you.
909
00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:42,757
(sighs)
910
00:38:43,538 --> 00:38:45,988
- No one can know.
- I understand.
911
00:39:05,027 --> 00:39:06,161
(bell ringing)
Hi.
912
00:39:06,162 --> 00:39:06,502
Hey.
913
00:39:09,132 --> 00:39:11,102
I get home
last night, and
914
00:39:11,467 --> 00:39:13,702
It was like some
ghost had laid out
915
00:39:13,703 --> 00:39:16,271
This beautiful,
romantic meal for me.
916
00:39:16,272 --> 00:39:17,639
A ghost who wears
your perfume.
917
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:19,550
I was just in the library.
918
00:39:20,476 --> 00:39:21,106
Page 42.
919
00:39:23,546 --> 00:39:23,946
Okay.
920
00:39:25,348 --> 00:39:27,148
Oh, my... My junior prom.
921
00:39:39,328 --> 00:39:41,329
I wanted to surprise you
on Wednesday.
922
00:39:41,330 --> 00:39:42,950
Terri came by and, um,
923
00:39:43,966 --> 00:39:46,936
Told me about the prom...
About the song.
924
00:39:47,103 --> 00:39:49,771
Emma, I-I have no feelings
about this night anymore.
925
00:39:49,772 --> 00:39:51,606
I didn't even remember the song.
926
00:39:51,607 --> 00:39:54,227
No. I know.
I know, not consciously.
927
00:39:54,710 --> 00:39:56,170
But somewhere inside,
928
00:39:56,345 --> 00:39:58,255
You're still not over her.
929
00:39:59,715 --> 00:40:00,755
We were naive.
930
00:40:01,651 --> 00:40:03,185
I think sometimes we spend
931
00:40:03,186 --> 00:40:07,496
So much time with these kids
that we start acting like them.
932
00:40:08,458 --> 00:40:10,358
You've been
in the same relationship
933
00:40:10,359 --> 00:40:11,579
Your entire life.
934
00:40:13,129 --> 00:40:15,263
You don't know
who you are alone.
935
00:40:15,264 --> 00:40:17,114
I think this song is just
936
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,569
The beginning of you
repeating the same patterns.
937
00:40:20,570 --> 00:40:22,571
Terri and I met
when I was 15.
938
00:40:22,572 --> 00:40:24,105
I'm a different person now.
939
00:40:24,106 --> 00:40:26,326
How is you compromising yourself
940
00:40:26,342 --> 00:40:30,242
For my crazy any different
than you doing it for hers?
941
00:40:42,325 --> 00:40:44,645
Well... What do
you want to do?
942
00:40:45,761 --> 00:40:46,861
I think that...
943
00:40:49,565 --> 00:40:52,245
...You need to spend
some time alone.
944
00:40:53,035 --> 00:40:55,704
I do. I think you need
to get to know yourself.
945
00:40:55,705 --> 00:40:57,339
You know, you haven't been okay
946
00:40:57,340 --> 00:41:00,600
With having your own needs
since you were 15.
947
00:41:06,115 --> 00:41:07,095
You're right.
948
00:41:08,985 --> 00:41:09,735
I guess...
949
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,121
I'm just not good
at being alone...
950
00:41:13,122 --> 00:41:15,742
And realizing what
my own needs are.
951
00:41:18,561 --> 00:41:21,763
Well, maybe around the time that
you figure out what they are...
952
00:41:21,764 --> 00:41:24,894
Maybe I'll be ready
to get a little messy.
953
00:41:27,937 --> 00:41:29,087
Can you go now?
954
00:41:31,774 --> 00:41:34,844
I think I need
to close the door and cry.
955
00:41:34,844 --> 00:41:35,424
(laughs)
956
00:41:35,978 --> 00:41:37,028
(clears throat)
957
00:41:41,250 --> 00:41:41,770
(sighs)
958
00:42:02,605 --> 00:42:04,595
(crying softly, bell ringing)
959
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:04,980
Hey.
960
00:42:06,642 --> 00:42:07,842
I ended it with Jessie.
961
00:42:07,843 --> 00:42:08,977
You can spread the word.
962
00:42:08,978 --> 00:42:10,779
I know you know how to do that.
963
00:42:10,780 --> 00:42:12,400
Look, I'm sorry, uh...
964
00:42:13,182 --> 00:42:14,849
Look, I know
this really sucks for you
965
00:42:14,850 --> 00:42:17,100
But I think it's for the best.
966
00:42:17,420 --> 00:42:19,154
Taking one for the team.
I get it.
967
00:42:19,155 --> 00:42:20,755
No, not just for the team.
968
00:42:20,756 --> 00:42:21,326
For us.
969
00:42:22,491 --> 00:42:23,351
You and me.
970
00:42:24,327 --> 00:42:25,994
I've been thinking a lot lately.
971
00:42:25,995 --> 00:42:27,375
I feel like I have
972
00:42:27,597 --> 00:42:29,631
All these problems, you know,
973
00:42:29,632 --> 00:42:31,833
With Quinn and-and basketball
and girls and stuff,
974
00:42:31,834 --> 00:42:33,134
And I've been so overwhelmed
975
00:42:33,135 --> 00:42:34,736
Trying to figure them all out.
976
00:42:34,737 --> 00:42:38,687
Then I realized the only thing
I needed to fix was us.
977
00:42:39,609 --> 00:42:42,049
I want us to be together,
Rachel.
978
00:42:42,678 --> 00:42:43,718
A real couple.
979
00:42:44,814 --> 00:42:48,724
Look, I even circled some dates
on your crazy calendar.
980
00:42:50,519 --> 00:42:53,154
Is you not being able
to talk right now
981
00:42:53,155 --> 00:42:55,123
A good thing or a bad thing?
982
00:42:55,124 --> 00:42:56,734
I can't.
Can't what?
983
00:42:57,159 --> 00:42:59,519
I-I can't be a couple with you.
984
00:43:03,432 --> 00:43:04,522
It's the team.
985
00:43:06,068 --> 00:43:09,198
We-we can't have any,
um, drama right now.
986
00:43:09,338 --> 00:43:11,706
You know, we need... We need
to focus on regionals.
987
00:43:11,707 --> 00:43:13,687
And I appreciate your offer,
988
00:43:14,477 --> 00:43:16,978
But in the spirit
of being a team player,
989
00:43:16,979 --> 00:43:18,309
I have to decline.
990
00:43:18,948 --> 00:43:19,698
Hey, whoa.
991
00:43:20,316 --> 00:43:20,896
(laughs)
992
00:43:22,284 --> 00:43:24,819
I'm not just some guy
that you met at the music store
993
00:43:24,820 --> 00:43:26,790
That you can just blow off.
994
00:43:27,323 --> 00:43:29,283
I don't give up that easy.
995
00:43:32,395 --> 00:43:33,905
See you at rehearsal.
996
00:43:39,568 --> 00:43:40,948
♪ You say "yes." ♪
997
00:43:41,537 --> 00:43:42,737
♪ I say "no." ♪
998
00:43:43,639 --> 00:43:45,974
♪ You say "stop." ♪
♪ You say "stop." ♪
999
00:43:45,975 --> 00:43:47,755
♪ I say "go, go, go." ♪
1000
00:43:52,815 --> 00:43:53,725
♪ Oh, no. ♪
1001
00:43:56,452 --> 00:43:58,153
♪ You say "good-bye." ♪
1002
00:43:58,154 --> 00:43:59,824
♪ And I say "hello." ♪
1003
00:44:01,157 --> 00:44:02,427
♪ Hello, hello. ♪
1004
00:44:03,526 --> 00:44:06,428
♪ I don't know why
you say "good-bye." ♪
1005
00:44:06,429 --> 00:44:07,809
♪ I say "hello." ♪
1006
00:44:07,830 --> 00:44:09,970
♪ Hello. ♪
♪ Hello, hello. ♪
1007
00:44:10,599 --> 00:44:12,300
♪ Hello. ♪
♪ I don't know why ♪
1008
00:44:12,301 --> 00:44:15,141
♪ You say "good-bye,"
I say "hello." ♪
1009
00:44:16,639 --> 00:44:19,274
♪ You say "yes." ♪
♪ I say "yes." ♪
1010
00:44:19,275 --> 00:44:21,176
♪ I say "no." ♪
♪ Maybe, no. ♪
1011
00:44:21,177 --> 00:44:22,617
♪ You say "stop." ♪
1012
00:44:22,945 --> 00:44:25,346
♪ I can stay... ♪
♪ I say "go" ♪
1013
00:44:25,347 --> 00:44:26,317
♪ "go, go" ♪
1014
00:44:29,051 --> 00:44:29,961
♪ Oh, no. ♪
1015
00:44:33,022 --> 00:44:34,752
♪ You say "good-bye." ♪
1016
00:44:34,857 --> 00:44:36,527
♪ And I say "hello." ♪
1017
00:44:38,427 --> 00:44:39,697
♪ Hello, hello. ♪
1018
00:44:40,629 --> 00:44:43,131
♪ I don't know why
you say "good-bye." ♪
1019
00:44:43,132 --> 00:44:44,512
♪ I say "hello." ♪
1020
00:44:45,101 --> 00:44:46,371
♪ Hello, hello. ♪
1021
00:44:46,769 --> 00:44:47,569
♪ Hello. ♪
1022
00:44:48,337 --> 00:44:49,904
♪ I don't know why
you say "good-bye." ♪
1023
00:44:49,905 --> 00:44:51,172
♪ I say "hello." ♪
1024
00:44:51,173 --> 00:44:51,973
♪ Hello. ♪
1025
00:44:52,808 --> 00:44:54,948
♪ Hello, hello. ♪
♪ Hello. ♪
1026
00:44:55,144 --> 00:44:56,978
♪ I don't know why
you say "good-bye." ♪
1027
00:44:56,979 --> 00:44:58,359
♪ I say "hello." ♪
1028
00:44:58,948 --> 00:45:00,218
♪ Hello, hello. ♪
1029
00:45:00,783 --> 00:45:01,583
♪ Hello. ♪
1030
00:45:02,118 --> 00:45:03,038
♪ Hello... ♪
1031
00:45:04,286 --> 00:45:06,616
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