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Ppened last:
Will's old rival, bryan ryan
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Tried to cancel the club.
You're done here.
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Then he was really into it.
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- ***
- Then he tried to cancel it again.
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You think you're helping these kids
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when all you're doing is setting
them up to be jaded and bitter.
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Finn's mom's dating Kurt's dad,
which was totally part of
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Kurt's plan
to get closer to Finn,
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When will you learn that
nothing is impossible
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when it comes to love?
Artie told Tina
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what his greatest dream was,
then realized
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that not every dream
is achievable.
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Is that even a word--
achievable?
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Achievatate?
Achievalize?
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Okay, you just said, like,
ten offensive things.
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Jessie pushed Rachel
to find out who her mom was,
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and it turns out
it's Shelby Corcoran,
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the coach of Vocal Adrenaline.
I want a look that's so optimistic,
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it could cure cancer.
Geez. And that's
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what you missed on Glee.
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Am I in trouble?
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Come on. You've got more
self-esteem than that.
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I think this might have
something to do with
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your perfect attendance
last semester.
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No. Miss Cohen-Chang
is in trouble.
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It has come to my attention
that the look you sport
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is what is known as goth.
American teens
are coming down
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with a serious case
of Twilight fever,
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transformed from
normal children
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into vampires
obsessed with the occult.
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And only yesterday,
this dark specter
reared its head
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at McKinley High.
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This is totally going to get
Robert Pattinson's attention.
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[hissing]
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Oh, hey.
[girls roaring]
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[all screaming]
Oh, dear God!
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I don't mean
to state the obvious,
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but you do know that vampires
aren't real, right?
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They don't exist.
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William, denial will not
make this problem go away!
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My parents won't even
let me watch Twilight.
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My mom says she thinks Kristin
Stewart seems like a bitch.
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This is a serious problem!
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Miss Cohen-Chang,
you've got to find yourself
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another style of dress!
Hold on a second.
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Tina is shy,
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and one way she's found
to express herself
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is through
her clothes.
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High school is an
incredibly important time
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when kids get to explore
who they are.
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When I was in high school,
I had a whole year
where I dressed
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exactly like Kurt Cobain.
I mean, come on.
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There has to be someone
who you used to dress like.
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Yes. For several years
in my early 20s,
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I dressed up as Elvis.
But he was a Christian, Will!
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And he did not possess the
ability to transform into a bat!
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[whispers]:
I think he thinks
vampires are real.
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I think you're right.
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Studies have shown that
a strict dress code fosters
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a safe and stable
learning environment
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with fewer instances of
gang violence and vampirism.
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So, if I see you dressed in
lacy demon clothes again,
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Tina Cohen-Chang,
[pounds desk]
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You will be suspended!
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Sync By YesCool
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Step. Couple more.
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Is there a car
down here from me?
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Honey, we're indoors.
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Oh.
Okay.
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And open your eyes.
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Sparkling cider?
Yeah.
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"Welcome home"?
But who went somewhere?
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Burt asked us to move in with them.
And this is how you're telling me?
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The party is my idea.
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If you're gonna say something,
say it loud, right?
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BURT:
Yeah. It's gonna take some
getting used to, but trust me,
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you're gonna
love it, okay?
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Now you don't have to drag
your tail over here
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every time you want to watch
something on the old 55-incher.
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We got a lot of food-- some
ethnic food. It's some ethnicity
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that's not ours. Tuna crudités.
Tuna crudités. It's not ethnic.
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Here you go.
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CAROLE:
Finn, this house
is twice as big
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as ours.
It has two bathrooms.
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Two and a half.
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I don't want an extra bathroom
or a tuna crude.
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I just want my house back.
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I think I know what this
resistance is about.
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Our room. And I
couldn't agree more.
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The palate in here is totally
unflattering to your skin tone.
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Not everyone can
pull off Dior gray.
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We need to redecorate.
Wait, we're sharing a room?
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I'm not cool with that!
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CAROLE:
Baby, I know
it's weird, okay?
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But can't be
much of a surprise.
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And, in time, you're gonna be
as happy as I am.
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Yeah, look, I'll knock
out a wall upstairs,
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I'll put an
addition on, okay?
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But-but until then,
maybe this will
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grease the wheels
a bit, huh?
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Oh.
Hey.
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Look, that's 300.
Oh, my... Have at it.
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You redecorate
this place.
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Don't worry, roomie.
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Mr. Ikea Catalog and I
will have this all figured out.
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I am going to
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put together a palate
that expresses
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who you are and who
I want you to be.
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Who you want to be.
Hey, what night's game night?
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You play Sorry?
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You know...
He will now.
[chuckles]
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I will...
[singsongy]:
Sorry.
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I will beat you.
It's so weird.
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This so isn't you.
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I feel like
an Asian Branch Davidian.
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Tina, are there any
other looks you can try?
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Biker chick?
Cowgirl?
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Hood rat.
Computer programmer.
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Cross-country skier.
Catholic schoolgirl.
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Happy Meal, no onions.
Or a chicken.
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Look, I appreciate it, guys,
but it just isn't me.
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I know who I am, and I'm not
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allowed to show it.
It's like communism.
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Guys, we have
a serious problem.
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You know how I've been doing
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some deep background
on Vocal Adrenaline?
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Isn't that against the rules?
No, not at all.
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Or probably. Whatever!
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Anyway, what I figured out;
I rooted through the Dumpsters
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behind the Carmel auditorium
and I found
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18 empty boxes
of Christmas lights.
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Oh, no.
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Which led me
to Joelle Fabrics.
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I asked them about
red Chantilly lace.
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They were sold out.
Oh, sweet Jesus.
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Oh, my.
Wait, what?
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- They're doing Gaga.
- That's it. It's over.
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Exactly.
We should have guessed it.
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They're going for
full-out theatricality.
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They know it's the easiest way
to beat us. Damn them.
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What's up with this Gaga dude?
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He just, like, dresses weird,
right? Like Bowie?
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[scoffs]
Lady Gaga is a woman.
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She's only the
biggest pop act
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to come along in decades.
She's boundary-pushing,
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the most theatrical performer
of our generation.
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And she changes her look
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faster than Brit changes
sexual partners.
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That's true.
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ARTIE:
It makes sense that
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Vocal Adrenaline
would pay homage.
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It's a brilliant move.
She's a perfect fit
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for them.
Hold on a second.
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We might be able to kill
two birds with one stone here.
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We can help Tina
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find a new look
and nd
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a competitive number
for regionals.
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This week, your assignment:
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Gaga.
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[gasping, murmuring]
RACHEL:
Pens, we need pens.
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My ideas just come to me.
Uh, my office.
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Right there.
I'm brainstorming.
It's coming.
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And claw, claw,
uh, clap, clap.
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And five, six,
seven, eight.
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One, two, three, four...
Think they can see us?
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[whispering]:
If they catch us,
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are we gonna have to go to jail?
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Stealing their ideas
is not a crime.
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SHELBY:
...six, seven, eight.
And one, two...
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Your shoes are making noise.
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...and five, six,
seven, eight.
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And one, two, three, four, five,
six and seven...
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They look amazing.
Claw, claw, uh, clap, clap.
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And five, six-- uh, uh...
Okay, okay, okay, just...
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enough.
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You guys aren't getting it.
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Your letting the costumes
do all the work.
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Theatricality isn't about crazy outfits.
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It's not enough to douse
yourselves with gasoline.
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You have to light yourselves
on fire to make it work.
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God, she's good.
But being theatrical
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doesn't mean you have to be
a nuclear explosion.
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It can be like, like a quiet storm.
You just have to radiate emotion,
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express what's deep inside you.
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That's what theatricality
is truly about.
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Do I have to demonstrate?
"Funny Girl," E flat.
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# Barbra Streisand's "Funny Girl" #
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Exactly what I would have done:
Barbra.
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I could do it in my sleep.
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- * Funny - *
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- * Did you hear that? - *
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- * Funny - *
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- * Yeah, the guy said, "Honey - *
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- * You're a funny girl" - *
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- * That's me - *
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- * I just keep them in stitches - *
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- * Doubled in half - *
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- * And though I may be - *
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- * All wrong for the guy - *
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- * I'm good for a laugh - *
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- * I guess it's not funny - *
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- * Life is far from sunny - *
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- Where are you going?
- Get back here.
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- * When the laugh is over - *
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- * And the joke's on you - *
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- * A girl ought to have - *
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- * A sense of humor - *
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- * That's one thing - *
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- * You really need for sure - *
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- * When you're a funny girl - *
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- * The fella said
"a funny girl" - *
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- * Funny - *
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- * How it ain't so funny - *
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- * Funny girl. - *
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Ms. Corcoran?
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I'm Rachel Berry,
I'm your daughter.
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Did you ever regret it?
Yes.
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Then no.
Then so much.
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W-When did you realize
it was the right time for me to find you?
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[chuckles]
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I saw you sing at sectionals.
You were extraordinary.
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You were me.
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[chuckles]
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Was it hard for you
to not become a star?
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To not have your dreams come true?
It felt like a broken promise.
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Like the Fisher King's wound--
never heals.
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Wow.
Genetics really are amazing.
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You see the world with the same
fierce theatricality as I do.
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Even the way we're sitting
right now is so dramatic,
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and yet we feel so
comfortable with it.
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I've missed so much.
How do you feel?
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Thirsty.
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When I was little and
I used to get sad,
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my dads would bring me
a glass of water.
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It got so I couldn't
tell if I was sad
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or just thirsty.
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I shouldn't have done this.
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This was supposed to feel good.
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W-We were supposed
to have some kind of
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slow-motion run
into each other's arms.
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This is all wrong.
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Maybe we can just go to dinner
or something
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just to get over
the initial shock.
245
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I'm so sorry, Rachel.
246
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Uh... I'll... I'll call you.
247
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Oh, hey, Finn, come on in.
248
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I'm learning all this amazing
stuff about Lady Gaga.
249
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She's got this thing called
the "Haus of Gaga," which is
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like, this collective of artists
and designers
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who collaborate on,
on her styles
252
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and stage sets
and her music.
253
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I think it's
an exciting model
254
00:11:47,092 --> 00:11:49,527
for what we could be doing
in Glee Club.
255
00:11:49,594 --> 00:11:51,529
Yeah, that's kind of what
I wanted to talk to you about.
256
00:11:51,596 --> 00:11:53,597
I don't want to do Lady Gaga.
257
00:11:53,665 --> 00:11:56,801
And I suspect that...
with the exception of Kurt...
258
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that none of the other guys
are gonna want to do it either.
259
00:11:58,837 --> 00:12:03,274
I just feel like we're always
doing whatever the girls want us to do.
260
00:12:03,341 --> 00:12:06,343
Yeah. [Will] Yeah, you're right.
261
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Maybe I haven't been listening
to you guys hard enough.
262
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So let's find a solution.
263
00:12:14,986 --> 00:12:18,656
Well, I, uh, I actually
already have one.
264
00:12:18,724 --> 00:12:20,391
You're wrong.
265
00:12:20,459 --> 00:12:22,193
It's a really good name.
It's a rock star name.
266
00:12:22,260 --> 00:12:24,361
You want to name our daughter
"Jack Daniels"?
267
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She's a girl!
268
00:12:25,597 --> 00:12:27,398
Okay, fine, whatever.
Jackie Daniels.
269
00:12:27,466 --> 00:12:29,834
The name is not the point.
I told you this.
270
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I'm giving up the baby
271
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so I don't have
to do this with you.
272
00:12:32,704 --> 00:12:34,105
This is good for you.
273
00:12:34,172 --> 00:12:37,975
Now you can go off
and be a rock star yourself.
274
00:12:40,612 --> 00:12:42,580
I love wearing
champagne bubbles!
275
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I get to express a whole
different side of myself!
276
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Because even though
I'm painfully shy
277
00:12:46,418 --> 00:12:48,119
and obsessed with death, I'm
a really effervescent person.
278
00:12:49,588 --> 00:12:52,089
Excuse me!
Were you dropped on your heads?!
279
00:12:52,157 --> 00:12:54,492
What was that?
I think you heard me.
280
00:12:55,827 --> 00:12:57,394
I'm just saying.
281
00:12:57,462 --> 00:12:59,563
Pick on me-- that's fine--
but don't throw around a girl.
282
00:12:59,631 --> 00:13:00,931
Well, you know, lately,
283
00:13:00,999 --> 00:13:02,800
we haven't been able
to tell the difference.
284
00:13:02,868 --> 00:13:05,903
We're not gaga for Gaga.
You dress all freaky,
285
00:13:05,971 --> 00:13:07,505
and then you rub it
in everybody's faces.
286
00:13:07,572 --> 00:13:09,507
I don't want to look
at it all day!
287
00:13:09,574 --> 00:13:12,409
It's weird.
It makes my eyes tired.
288
00:13:12,477 --> 00:13:14,378
If you want
to switch it up a bit,
289
00:13:14,446 --> 00:13:15,646
just go from Gap
to Banana Republic.
290
00:13:15,714 --> 00:13:18,249
It's called being theatrical.
We're showing off who you are.
291
00:13:18,316 --> 00:13:20,885
It's the same thing you do
when you go to school
292
00:13:20,952 --> 00:13:22,219
with your football
uniforms on.
293
00:13:22,287 --> 00:13:23,554
You're expressing yourself,
and we have every right
294
00:13:23,622 --> 00:13:24,955
to do the same.
Well, you know what?
295
00:13:25,023 --> 00:13:26,557
The next time you want
to express yourself
296
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a little like a circus freak,
don't be shocked when my fist
297
00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:31,595
feels like
expressing itself
against your chin!
298
00:13:31,663 --> 00:13:32,663
Okay?
299
00:13:32,731 --> 00:13:35,766
Knock that crazy fool
crepe-paper nonsense offa you.
300
00:13:35,834 --> 00:13:38,202
Let's go.
Yeah, you don't want
to be late for
301
00:13:38,270 --> 00:13:40,004
your appointment
at Supercuts!
302
00:13:40,071 --> 00:13:41,972
Watch your mouth, homo!
303
00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:44,875
And you know what, fancy?
You don't need
304
00:13:44,943 --> 00:13:47,578
an appointment
at Supercuts.
They love walk-ins.
305
00:13:47,646 --> 00:13:52,516
- [both chortle]
- [school bell rings]
306
00:13:52,584 --> 00:13:56,187
Little monsters, take a bow.
[Will laughs, applause]
307
00:13:56,254 --> 00:13:59,290
All right! Ladies, Kurt, I am
really, really impressed.
308
00:13:59,357 --> 00:14:02,059
Sientete.
You know, you know
what the best part is?
309
00:14:02,127 --> 00:14:04,094
Each one of those costumes
shows off a different aspect
310
00:14:04,162 --> 00:14:06,797
of your personalities.
Wait. Where's Rachel?
311
00:14:06,865 --> 00:14:08,265
I mean, I only noticed
because, like,
312
00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:09,633
five minutes
have gone by
313
00:14:09,701 --> 00:14:11,168
without her saying something
totally obnoxious.
314
00:14:11,236 --> 00:14:14,438
Rachel kinda got some
intense news yesterday.
315
00:14:14,506 --> 00:14:16,507
We were spying on
Vocal Adrenaline, and...
316
00:14:16,575 --> 00:14:18,542
You guys, that's not fair!
You gotta stop doing that.
317
00:14:20,378 --> 00:14:22,980
But, uh, you know,
what, what'd you find out?
318
00:14:23,048 --> 00:14:26,951
- Okay, y'all ready?
- Miss Corcoran, their coach?
319
00:14:27,018 --> 00:14:29,753
She's Richel's mom.
Are you serious?
320
00:14:29,821 --> 00:14:32,489
Way to bury
the lead, Mercedes.
321
00:14:32,557 --> 00:14:34,091
PUCK:
We're screwed.
322
00:14:34,159 --> 00:14:36,293
Rachel's gonna jump ship
over to Vocal Adrenaline.
Never.
323
00:14:36,361 --> 00:14:38,395
I really don't want
to talk about it, though.
324
00:14:38,463 --> 00:14:39,897
I'm still processing the news.
325
00:14:39,965 --> 00:14:42,166
And my dads are moving
my therapist to our spare room
326
00:14:42,234 --> 00:14:43,500
later this afternoon.
327
00:14:43,568 --> 00:14:46,370
All I can know is that
I'm not going anywhere,
328
00:14:46,438 --> 00:14:47,972
and I've chosen
a Lady Gaga look
329
00:14:48,039 --> 00:14:49,406
that expresses
the longing for a childhood
330
00:14:49,474 --> 00:14:50,708
I was deprived of.
331
00:14:50,775 --> 00:14:53,143
You look terrible.
I look awesome.
332
00:14:53,211 --> 00:14:55,179
I think it's
the Kermit-the-Frog look.
333
00:14:55,247 --> 00:15:00,150
KURT: And we have a jumper.
Well, my dads can't sew,
334
00:15:00,218 --> 00:15:02,219
so these are
just stapled on.
335
00:15:02,287 --> 00:15:03,888
Guys, why don't we worry
about this later,
336
00:15:03,955 --> 00:15:05,389
and maybe try to focus
on the song?
337
00:15:05,457 --> 00:15:07,258
Couldn't agree more.
Hit it!
338
00:15:07,325 --> 00:15:08,325
# Lady GaGa - Bad Romance #
339
00:15:08,326 --> 00:15:09,326
- * Rah-rah, ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah! - *
340
00:15:11,496 --> 00:15:13,497
- * Gaga, ooh-la-la! - *
341
00:15:13,565 --> 00:15:15,633
- * Want your bad romance - *
342
00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:19,837
- * I want your ugly,
I want your disease - *
343
00:15:19,905 --> 00:15:23,307
- * I want your everything
as long as it's free - *
344
00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:25,609
- * I want your love - *
345
00:15:25,677 --> 00:15:28,579
- * Love, love, love,
I want your love - *
346
00:15:31,683 --> 00:15:36,020
- * I want your psycho,
your vertical stick - *
347
00:15:36,087 --> 00:15:39,790
- * Want you in my rear window,
baby, it's sick - *
348
00:15:39,858 --> 00:15:41,725
- * I want your love - *
349
00:15:41,793 --> 00:15:44,828
- * Love, love, love,
I want your love, love, love - *
350
00:15:44,896 --> 00:15:46,630
- * I want your love - *
351
00:15:46,698 --> 00:15:49,166
- * You know that I want you - *
352
00:15:49,234 --> 00:15:50,701
- * And you know that I need you - *
353
00:15:50,769 --> 00:15:52,436
- * Because I'm a freak, baby! - *
354
00:15:52,504 --> 00:15:55,906
- * I want it bad, bad romance - *
355
00:15:55,974 --> 00:15:59,209
- * I want your loving
and I want your revenge - *
356
00:15:59,277 --> 00:16:02,479
- * You and me could write
a bad romance - *
357
00:16:02,547 --> 00:16:04,415
- * Oh-oh-oh-oh - *
358
00:16:04,482 --> 00:16:07,184
- * I want your loving,
all your love is revenge - *
359
00:16:07,252 --> 00:16:11,088
- * You and me could write
a bad romance - *
360
00:16:11,156 --> 00:16:15,693
- * Whoa-oa-oa-oa,
oa-oa-oa, oa-oa - *
361
00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:19,897
- * Caught in a bad romance - *
362
00:16:19,965 --> 00:16:22,266
- * Walk, walk, fashion, baby,
work it - *
363
00:16:22,334 --> 00:16:24,969
- * Move that thing,
crazy walk, walk - *
364
00:16:25,036 --> 00:16:26,537
- * Fashion, baby, work it - *
365
00:16:26,604 --> 00:16:29,306
- * Move that thing,
crazy walk, walk - *
366
00:16:29,374 --> 00:16:32,209
- * Fashion, baby, work it,
move that thing - *
367
00:16:32,277 --> 00:16:34,645
- * Crazy walk, walk,
passion, baby, work it - *
368
00:16:34,713 --> 00:16:36,613
- * I'm a freak, baby - *
369
00:16:36,681 --> 00:16:40,918
- * I want your love
and I want your revenge - *
370
00:16:40,986 --> 00:16:44,188
- * I want your love,
I don't want to be bad - *
371
00:16:44,255 --> 00:16:46,557
- * Whoa-oa-oa-oa - *
372
00:16:46,624 --> 00:16:49,326
- * Want your bad romance - *
373
00:16:49,394 --> 00:16:50,794
- * Caught in a bad romance - *
374
00:16:50,862 --> 00:16:52,429
- * Want your bad romance - *
375
00:16:52,497 --> 00:16:54,932
- * I want your loving
and I want your revenge - *
376
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:59,136
- * You and me could write
a bad romance - *
377
00:16:59,204 --> 00:17:01,305
- * Whoa-oa-oa-oa - *
378
00:17:01,373 --> 00:17:04,375
- * I want your loving,
all your love is revenge - *
379
00:17:04,442 --> 00:17:07,077
- * You and me could write
a bad romance - *
380
00:17:07,145 --> 00:17:10,481
- * Whoa-oa-oa, oa-oa-oa - *
381
00:17:10,548 --> 00:17:12,649
- * Want your bad romance - *
382
00:17:12,717 --> 00:17:14,418
- * Caught in a bad romance - *
383
00:17:14,486 --> 00:17:16,720
- * Want your bad romance - *
384
00:17:16,788 --> 00:17:18,389
- * Whoa-oa-oa, oa-oa-oa - *
385
00:17:18,456 --> 00:17:20,357
- * Want your bad romance - *
386
00:17:20,425 --> 00:17:22,893
- * Caught in a bad romance - *
387
00:17:23,928 --> 00:17:26,397
- * Rah-rah, ah-ah-ah! - *
388
00:17:26,464 --> 00:17:28,866
- * Roma-Roma-ma-ah! - *
389
00:17:28,933 --> 00:17:30,634
- * Gaga, ooh-la-la! - *
390
00:17:30,702 --> 00:17:34,038
- * Want your bad romance. - *
391
00:17:34,105 --> 00:17:36,106
All right!
392
00:17:40,899 --> 00:17:43,801
What up, Finn?
What's that on your face?
393
00:17:43,868 --> 00:17:45,736
You got a bad pimple
or something?
A Finn-ple?
394
00:17:45,804 --> 00:17:47,137
[both laugh]
395
00:17:47,205 --> 00:17:49,039
Dude, are you
wearing makeup?
396
00:17:49,107 --> 00:17:50,274
I knew it was contagious.
397
00:17:50,341 --> 00:17:51,508
You moved in
with that little Kurt kid,
398
00:17:51,576 --> 00:17:53,343
and now you got a bad case
of the gay.
399
00:17:53,411 --> 00:17:54,812
It's just something
for Glee Club, all right?
400
00:17:54,879 --> 00:17:55,946
Oh, well, then it's
definitely not gay, huh?
401
00:17:56,014 --> 00:17:57,347
Get out of my way!
402
00:17:57,415 --> 00:17:59,883
Man, how many times
do we got go through this?!
403
00:17:59,951 --> 00:18:02,753
You being a jock
and being in this Glee Club
404
00:18:02,821 --> 00:18:05,789
does not make you versatile.
It makes you bisexual.
405
00:18:05,857 --> 00:18:07,057
And if we have
to kick your ass
406
00:18:07,125 --> 00:18:08,192
to make you
understand that,
407
00:18:08,259 --> 00:18:10,294
then our schedules
are wide open.
408
00:18:10,361 --> 00:18:13,363
Get out of my bathroom.
409
00:18:13,431 --> 00:18:14,998
You girls, y'all belong
across the hallway.
410
00:18:15,066 --> 00:18:15,999
Glee boy!
411
00:18:16,067 --> 00:18:18,335
[Karofsky laughs]
412
00:18:18,403 --> 00:18:21,004
[sighs]
413
00:18:21,072 --> 00:18:23,740
[dance music playing]
414
00:18:28,379 --> 00:18:29,780
[music stops]
415
00:18:29,848 --> 00:18:31,281
Yeah, that's better, guys.
Take five.
416
00:18:31,349 --> 00:18:34,184
And, ladies, I don't want
to hear about chafing
417
00:18:34,252 --> 00:18:36,019
just because you're being forced
to wear metal underwear.
418
00:18:36,087 --> 00:18:37,554
Not my problem.
419
00:18:43,895 --> 00:18:44,962
Mom?
420
00:18:47,665 --> 00:18:50,167
Hon, you gotta stop sneaking
into these rehearsals.
421
00:18:50,235 --> 00:18:53,003
It's kind of important.
422
00:18:59,310 --> 00:19:01,778
Oh, dear God.
423
00:19:01,846 --> 00:19:02,779
My dads can't sew.
424
00:19:04,315 --> 00:19:06,250
I really need a mom right now.
425
00:19:08,186 --> 00:19:10,120
Do you think you can help?
426
00:19:14,092 --> 00:19:15,459
Sorry I'm late.
427
00:19:15,527 --> 00:19:16,527
Whoa, looking
good, Rachel!
428
00:19:16,594 --> 00:19:19,096
Thanks.
429
00:19:19,164 --> 00:19:20,931
My mom made it.
Very nice.
430
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,568
[Mercedes laughs]
431
00:19:24,636 --> 00:19:26,236
Well, we're all here,
so without further ado,
432
00:19:26,304 --> 00:19:29,206
I'd like to introduce The Boys!
433
00:19:29,274 --> 00:19:33,010
ARTIE:
Lima, Ohio, get ready to rock!
434
00:19:33,077 --> 00:19:37,447
- [girls laugh]
- [KISS' "Shout It Out" begins]
- [cheering]
435
00:19:40,852 --> 00:19:44,788
- * Well, the night is young
and you want some fun - *
436
00:19:44,856 --> 00:19:46,590
- * Do you think
you're gonna find it? - *
437
00:19:46,658 --> 00:19:48,425
- * Think you're gonna find it? - *
438
00:19:48,493 --> 00:19:51,795
GIRLS: Whoo!
- * You got to treat yourself
like number one - *
439
00:19:51,863 --> 00:19:53,597
- * Do you need to be reminded? - *
440
00:19:53,665 --> 00:19:55,766
- * Need to be reminded? - *
441
00:19:55,833 --> 00:19:57,968
Whoo!
- * It doesn't matter
what you do or say - *
442
00:19:58,036 --> 00:20:02,539
- * Just forget the things
that you've been told - *
443
00:20:02,607 --> 00:20:06,343
- * We can't do it any other way - *
444
00:20:06,411 --> 00:20:09,379
- * Everybody's got
to rock and roll - *
445
00:20:09,447 --> 00:20:11,448
- * Oh, oh, oh, ooh ! - *
446
00:20:11,516 --> 00:20:14,084
- * Shout it, shout it - *
447
00:20:14,152 --> 00:20:17,621
- * Shout it out loud! - *
448
00:20:18,756 --> 00:20:21,191
- * Shout it, shout it - *
449
00:20:21,259 --> 00:20:24,061
- * Shout it out loud! - *
450
00:20:25,296 --> 00:20:26,897
- * If you don't feel good - *
451
00:20:26,965 --> 00:20:29,166
- * There's a way you could - *
452
00:20:29,234 --> 00:20:30,801
- * Don't sit there
broken-hearted - *
453
00:20:30,868 --> 00:20:32,169
- * Sit there broken-hearted! - *
454
00:20:32,237 --> 00:20:35,639
- * Call all your friends
in the neighborhood - *
455
00:20:35,707 --> 00:20:37,975
- * And get the party started - *
456
00:20:38,042 --> 00:20:39,743
- * Get the party started - *
457
00:20:39,811 --> 00:20:43,247
- * Don't let 'em tell you
that there's too much noise - *
458
00:20:43,314 --> 00:20:45,949
- * They're too old
to really understand - *
459
00:20:46,017 --> 00:20:47,184
[girls laughing]
460
00:20:47,252 --> 00:20:48,452
- * You'll still get rowdy - *
461
00:20:48,519 --> 00:20:50,287
- * With the girls and boys - *
462
00:20:50,355 --> 00:20:53,757
- * 'Cause it's time for you
to take a stand - *
463
00:20:53,825 --> 00:20:55,158
- * Yeah, yeah - *
464
00:20:55,226 --> 00:20:58,161
- * Yeah! Shout it, shout it - *
465
00:20:58,229 --> 00:21:00,864
- * Shout it out loud! - *
466
00:21:00,932 --> 00:21:02,766
- * You got to have a party - *
467
00:21:02,834 --> 00:21:05,335
- * Shout it, shout it - *
468
00:21:05,403 --> 00:21:07,804
- * Shout it out loud! - *
469
00:21:07,872 --> 00:21:09,706
- * Turn it up louder - *
470
00:21:09,774 --> 00:21:12,409
- * Shout it, shout it - *
471
00:21:12,477 --> 00:21:15,412
- * Shout it out loud! - *
472
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:16,580
- * Oh, yeah-yeah! - *
473
00:21:16,648 --> 00:21:19,416
- * Shout it, shout it - *
474
00:21:19,484 --> 00:21:21,685
- * Shout it out loud! - *
475
00:21:21,753 --> 00:21:23,754
- * Hear it getting louder - *
476
00:21:23,821 --> 00:21:26,690
- * Shout it, shout it - *
477
00:21:26,758 --> 00:21:28,959
- * Shout it out loud! - *
478
00:21:31,296 --> 00:21:32,663
[song ends]
479
00:21:32,730 --> 00:21:37,100
[girls cheering]
480
00:21:37,168 --> 00:21:39,536
All right, guys,
very impressive.
481
00:21:39,604 --> 00:21:42,239
Very, very... loud.
[chuckles]
482
00:21:42,307 --> 00:21:44,808
But what, uh, what does
that performance express?
483
00:21:44,876 --> 00:21:46,176
And what do those
costumes illustrate?
484
00:21:46,244 --> 00:21:48,078
We did our research, Mr. Shue.
485
00:21:48,146 --> 00:21:49,546
Yeah, Finn's demon look
486
00:21:49,614 --> 00:21:51,615
is because Gene Simmons liked
comic books as a kid,
487
00:21:51,683 --> 00:21:53,517
and they called Paul Stanley
the "Star Child"
488
00:21:53,584 --> 00:21:55,252
because he was a romantic
or something.
489
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:56,953
But that doesn't
really explain my whore lips.
490
00:21:57,021 --> 00:21:58,755
And my Ace Frehley is supposed
491
00:21:58,823 --> 00:22:00,057
to be a spaceman
from another planet.
492
00:22:00,124 --> 00:22:01,525
Mike's iconic catman
493
00:22:01,592 --> 00:22:03,593
is because Peter Criss
claimed to have nine lives.
494
00:22:03,661 --> 00:22:06,363
Yeah, And I'm dressed as the guy
who replaced Artie when he quit.
495
00:22:06,431 --> 00:22:09,032
Well, congratulations,
guys. Job well done.
496
00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:10,600
Let's give it up
for the boys!
497
00:22:10,668 --> 00:22:12,703
[cheering]
498
00:22:17,041 --> 00:22:18,909
I thought the boys'
KISS number was good,
499
00:22:18,976 --> 00:22:21,144
although the lyrics did leave
something to be desired.
500
00:22:21,212 --> 00:22:22,813
And Finn kept sticking
his tongue out
501
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:24,514
and I couldn't stop
picturing him licking stuff.
502
00:22:24,582 --> 00:22:25,649
It was disturbing.
503
00:22:27,118 --> 00:22:28,785
We warned you.
504
00:22:28,853 --> 00:22:31,021
Now Gaga's got to go.
505
00:22:35,026 --> 00:22:37,828
Could you have a word
with Azimio and Karofsky
506
00:22:37,895 --> 00:22:39,963
about harassing me without
damaging my Gaga outfit?
507
00:22:40,031 --> 00:22:42,265
Are you serious?
508
00:22:42,333 --> 00:22:44,601
Do you know how difficult
it is with those guys?
509
00:22:44,669 --> 00:22:46,570
They already think
we're boyfriends.
510
00:22:46,637 --> 00:22:48,338
Let them think
what they want.
511
00:22:48,406 --> 00:22:49,773
They're Neanderthals.
512
00:22:49,841 --> 00:22:51,675
In three years, they'll
be cleaning my septic tank.
513
00:22:51,743 --> 00:22:53,510
Don't you get it?
It's not just them.
514
00:22:53,578 --> 00:22:55,045
We live in Ohio--
515
00:22:55,113 --> 00:22:58,081
not New York or San Francisco
or some other city
516
00:22:58,149 --> 00:23:00,450
where people eat vegetables
that aren't fried.
517
00:23:02,553 --> 00:23:04,321
I don't understand
why you always need
518
00:23:04,389 --> 00:23:05,956
to make such a big spectacle
519
00:23:06,023 --> 00:23:07,391
of yourself.
520
00:23:07,458 --> 00:23:09,760
Why can't you just work
harder at blending in?
521
00:23:09,827 --> 00:23:11,862
I'm sure that'd be
easier for you.
522
00:23:11,929 --> 00:23:14,064
You know, it would.
523
00:23:21,506 --> 00:23:24,441
You are such a boy.
524
00:23:24,509 --> 00:23:26,209
You're going to have
to use a moist towelette
525
00:23:26,277 --> 00:23:27,377
if you want to get
that makeup off.
526
00:23:29,046 --> 00:23:30,414
Don't touch me!
527
00:23:30,481 --> 00:23:31,915
What is your problem, Finn?
528
00:23:31,983 --> 00:23:33,216
It's just a moist towelette!
529
00:23:37,121 --> 00:23:38,922
I'm gonna finish
in the laundry room.
530
00:23:40,658 --> 00:23:42,225
Grow up, Finn!
531
00:23:49,376 --> 00:23:51,144
I know why you called,
and don't worry about it.
532
00:23:51,211 --> 00:23:52,879
My reconnection with Rachel
is not some kind of plot
533
00:23:52,747 --> 00:23:54,614
to mess with you guys
before regionals.
534
00:23:54,682 --> 00:23:56,683
I'm not worried about regionals.
535
00:23:57,752 --> 00:23:58,818
It's Rachel.
536
00:23:58,886 --> 00:24:00,954
She's special.
537
00:24:01,021 --> 00:24:02,856
She's got all
of the best of you.
538
00:24:02,923 --> 00:24:04,491
She's strong-willed, dramatic,
539
00:24:04,558 --> 00:24:06,226
wildly talented.
540
00:24:06,293 --> 00:24:07,560
Go on.
541
00:24:07,628 --> 00:24:08,728
But she's not hard like you.
542
00:24:08,796 --> 00:24:10,964
She's fragile.
543
00:24:11,031 --> 00:24:12,232
over-emotional.
544
00:24:12,299 --> 00:24:13,466
And she's clearly
convinced herself
545
00:24:13,534 --> 00:24:14,834
that you are as committed
to this reunion
546
00:24:14,902 --> 00:24:17,070
as she is.
547
00:24:17,138 --> 00:24:19,272
And I don't think you are.
548
00:24:19,340 --> 00:24:21,040
You're not
prepared to have
549
00:24:21,108 --> 00:24:22,142
a teenage daughter.
550
00:24:22,209 --> 00:24:23,710
Are you?
551
00:24:27,648 --> 00:24:29,549
I can't have any more kids.
552
00:24:29,617 --> 00:24:31,885
There were issues
553
00:24:31,952 --> 00:24:33,787
a few years back.
554
00:24:33,854 --> 00:24:36,055
Then some surgery,
and that's that.
555
00:24:39,827 --> 00:24:41,828
I really wanted a daughter.
556
00:24:45,599 --> 00:24:47,167
That's why it was
so important to me
557
00:24:47,234 --> 00:24:48,635
to make that bond with her.
558
00:24:50,137 --> 00:24:53,506
But you're right.
559
00:24:53,074 --> 00:24:56,643
I wanted my baby back.
560
00:24:56,711 --> 00:24:58,545
Rachel's an adult now.
561
00:24:58,613 --> 00:24:59,880
She doesn't need me.
562
00:25:00,447 --> 00:25:02,715
Shelby,
563
00:25:02,783 --> 00:25:04,918
I can't tell you what to do...
564
00:25:06,453 --> 00:25:09,255
But if you really love her,
565
00:25:09,323 --> 00:25:10,790
you have to tell her
566
00:25:10,858 --> 00:25:12,926
what you just told me.
567
00:25:15,563 --> 00:25:17,463
KURT:
I had to skip school
to finish it,
568
00:25:17,531 --> 00:25:19,399
but I think you're really
going to like it.
569
00:25:22,136 --> 00:25:24,504
Consider it a peace offering
after all the yelling
570
00:25:24,572 --> 00:25:26,739
that we've been doing.
571
00:25:26,807 --> 00:25:28,575
I used Marlene Dietrich
and Gary Cooper in Morocco
572
00:25:28,642 --> 00:25:30,810
as my inspiration.
573
00:25:30,878 --> 00:25:33,046
It's a perfect blend
of the masculine
and the feminine,
574
00:25:33,113 --> 00:25:35,148
the muted and the theatrical.
575
00:25:35,216 --> 00:25:37,684
Are you freaking insane?
576
00:25:38,853 --> 00:25:40,520
I can't live here. I'm a dude.
577
00:25:42,723 --> 00:25:44,023
What the hell is that
578
00:25:44,091 --> 00:25:45,325
supposed to be?
579
00:25:45,392 --> 00:25:46,693
It's a privacy partition
580
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:48,995
It's all I could find
on such short notice.
581
00:25:49,063 --> 00:25:50,330
Why are you getting
angry about everything?
582
00:25:50,397 --> 00:25:51,531
I worked hard on thi
583
00:25:51,599 --> 00:25:53,700
That's not
a privacy partition!
584
00:25:53,767 --> 00:25:55,168
Why is it so
hard for you
585
00:25:55,236 --> 00:25:56,569
to understand?
586
00:25:56,637 --> 00:25:58,438
I don't want to get dressed
in front of you!
587
00:25:58,505 --> 00:25:59,939
Do you know that
588
00:26:00,007 --> 00:26:02,508
I put my underwear on
in the shower
589
00:26:02,576 --> 00:26:04,110
before I come out
when you're around?
590
00:26:04,178 --> 00:26:05,945
I just... I don't want
to have to worry
591
00:26:06,013 --> 00:26:07,780
about that kind of stuff
in my own room, man.
592
00:26:07,848 --> 00:26:09,782
And what stuff
are you referring to?
593
00:26:09,850 --> 00:26:11,851
You know. You know
what I'm talking about.
594
00:26:11,919 --> 00:26:13,453
Don't play dumb.
595
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:15,755
Why can't you just accept
that I'm not like you?
596
00:26:15,823 --> 00:26:18,524
I have accepted that.
No, you haven't.
597
00:26:18,592 --> 00:26:21,194
You think I don't see
the way you stare at me?
598
00:26:21,262 --> 00:26:23,029
How flirty you get.
599
00:26:23,097 --> 00:26:24,831
You think I don't know
why you got so excited
600
00:26:24,899 --> 00:26:26,366
that we were going to be
moving in together?
601
00:26:26,433 --> 00:26:28,468
It's just a room, Finn!
602
00:26:28,535 --> 00:26:30,303
We can redecorate it
if you want to!
603
00:26:30,371 --> 00:26:31,938
Okay, good.
604
00:26:32,006 --> 00:26:34,641
Well, then the first thing
that needs to go
605
00:26:34,708 --> 00:26:36,276
is that faggy lamp.
606
00:26:36,343 --> 00:26:37,911
And then we need to get rid
of this faggy couch cover...
607
00:26:37,978 --> 00:26:39,312
Hey!
608
00:26:39,380 --> 00:26:41,714
What did you
just call him?
609
00:26:41,782 --> 00:26:43,850
Oh, no, no, I didn't
call him anything.
610
00:26:43,918 --> 00:26:45,385
I was talking to the blanket.
611
00:26:45,452 --> 00:26:47,520
If you use that word,
you're talking about him.
612
00:26:47,588 --> 00:26:48,855
Relax, Dad. I didn't
take it that way.
613
00:26:48,923 --> 00:26:50,957
Yeah, that's because
you're 16
614
00:26:51,025 --> 00:26:52,625
and you still assume
the best in people.
615
00:26:52,693 --> 00:26:54,093
You live a few years,
616
00:26:54,161 --> 00:26:55,795
you start seeing the hate
in people's hearts.
617
00:26:56,931 --> 00:26:58,097
Even the best people.
618
00:26:58,165 --> 00:26:59,699
You use the "N" word?
619
00:26:59,767 --> 00:27:00,733
Of course not.
620
00:27:00,801 --> 00:27:02,568
How about "retard"?
621
00:27:02,636 --> 00:27:05,305
You call that nice girl
in Cheerios! with Kurt,
you call her a retard?
622
00:27:05,372 --> 00:27:07,740
Becky-- no. She's my friend.
She's got Down syndrome.
623
00:27:07,808 --> 00:27:09,542
I'd never call her that.
That's cruel.
624
00:27:09,610 --> 00:27:11,210
But you think it's okay
to come into my house
625
00:27:11,278 --> 00:27:12,578
and say "faggy"?
626
00:27:12,646 --> 00:27:15,315
That's not what I meant...
I know what you meant!
627
00:27:15,382 --> 00:27:18,584
What, you think I didn't use
that word when I was your age?
628
00:27:18,652 --> 00:27:20,320
You know,
some kid
629
00:27:20,387 --> 00:27:21,921
gets clocked in practice,
630
00:27:21,989 --> 00:27:23,790
we'd tell him to stop
being such a fag.
631
00:27:23,857 --> 00:27:25,425
Shake it off.
632
00:27:25,492 --> 00:27:26,859
We meant it exactly
633
00:27:26,927 --> 00:27:29,062
the way you meant it.
634
00:27:29,129 --> 00:27:30,863
That being gay is wrong.
635
00:27:30,931 --> 00:27:32,298
That it's some kind
636
00:27:32,366 --> 00:27:33,666
of punishable offense.
637
00:27:33,734 --> 00:27:35,601
I really thought
you were different, Finn.
638
00:27:37,004 --> 00:27:40,306
You know, I thought
that being in Glee Club
639
00:27:40,374 --> 00:27:43,042
and being raised
by your mom
640
00:27:43,110 --> 00:27:45,111
meant that you were some,
you know,
641
00:27:45,179 --> 00:27:47,914
new generation of dude
who saw things differently.
642
00:27:47,982 --> 00:27:50,216
Who just kind of, you know,
came into the world
643
00:27:50,284 --> 00:27:52,885
knowing what has taken me
years of struggling
644
00:27:52,953 --> 00:27:55,021
to figure out.
645
00:27:55,089 --> 00:27:57,090
I guess I was wrong.
646
00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:01,594
I'm sorry, Finn, but you
can't... you can't stay here.
647
00:28:02,796 --> 00:28:03,963
Dad.
648
00:28:04,031 --> 00:28:05,398
I love your mom.
649
00:28:05,466 --> 00:28:08,668
And maybe this is
going to cost me her,
650
00:28:08,736 --> 00:28:11,104
but my family comes first.
651
00:28:11,171 --> 00:28:12,772
I can't have that kind
of poison around.
652
00:28:16,243 --> 00:28:19,278
This is our home, Kurt.
653
00:28:19,346 --> 00:28:21,581
He is my son.
654
00:28:24,785 --> 00:28:27,186
Out in the world,
you do what you want,
655
00:28:27,254 --> 00:28:29,522
but not under my roof.
656
00:28:42,136 --> 00:28:45,505
The place looks great.
657
00:29:06,928 --> 00:29:09,896
- You should be in orbit.
- My balls keep fallinoff.
658
00:29:09,964 --> 00:29:11,531
Been there.
659
00:29:11,599 --> 00:29:13,467
I want to talk about this.
660
00:29:13,534 --> 00:29:16,169
There's not much to say.
661
00:29:16,237 --> 00:29:19,539
I feel sorry for you.
I thought you were different.
662
00:29:19,607 --> 00:29:23,043
I am different.
663
00:29:23,111 --> 00:29:25,178
WILL:
All right, let's
get things started.
664
00:29:24,446 --> 00:29:25,646
Mr. Shue.
665
00:29:25,714 --> 00:29:27,315
There's something
I want to say to Quinn.
666
00:29:29,284 --> 00:29:30,418
And I want everybody
to hear it.
667
00:29:30,486 --> 00:29:32,286
All right.
668
00:29:33,355 --> 00:29:36,757
At first I didn't really get
this theatrical assignment,
669
00:29:36,825 --> 00:29:39,227
being larger than life and
putting it all out there,
670
00:29:39,294 --> 00:29:41,329
'cause I'm kind
of like that all the time.
671
00:29:43,365 --> 00:29:45,967
That's how my dad was, too.
672
00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:48,469
He was too busy being all crazy
and rock and roll
673
00:29:48,537 --> 00:29:49,904
to be there for his kid.
674
00:29:49,972 --> 00:29:51,405
And you know what?
675
00:29:51,473 --> 00:29:53,541
I didn't care that
my dad was a badass.
676
00:29:53,609 --> 00:29:56,143
I just wanted him to be there.
677
00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:57,311
And he never was.
678
00:29:58,714 --> 00:30:00,114
And then I learned
679
00:30:00,182 --> 00:30:02,116
all this KISS stuff
680
00:30:02,184 --> 00:30:04,485
and while Jackie Daniels
is a great name for like
681
00:30:04,553 --> 00:30:08,222
a powerboat or something,
it's not right for a baby girl.
682
00:30:08,290 --> 00:30:10,424
So if my KISS mates
683
00:30:10,492 --> 00:30:13,327
will help me out,
I got a better idea.
684
00:30:15,397 --> 00:30:16,497
Grab a stool, guys.
685
00:30:22,004 --> 00:30:24,205
[KISS' "Beth" intro playing]
686
00:30:38,453 --> 00:30:41,856
- * Beth, I hear you calling - *
687
00:30:41,924 --> 00:30:45,660
- * But I can't come home
right now - *
688
00:30:45,727 --> 00:30:50,264
- * Me and the boys are playing - *
689
00:30:50,332 --> 00:30:54,902
- * And we just can't
find the sound - *
690
00:30:54,970 --> 00:30:57,939
- * Just a few more hours - *
691
00:30:58,006 --> 00:31:01,542
- * And I'll be right home
to you - *
692
00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:06,180
- * I think I hear them calling - *
693
00:31:06,248 --> 00:31:10,318
- * Oh, Beth, what can I do? - *
694
00:31:10,385 --> 00:31:14,322
- * Beth, what can I do? - *
695
00:31:14,389 --> 00:31:18,059
- * You say you feel so empty - *
696
00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:22,163
- * That our house
just ain't our home - *
697
00:31:22,230 --> 00:31:25,700
- * I'm always somewhere else - *
698
00:31:25,767 --> 00:31:30,471
- * And you're always
there alone - *
699
00:31:30,539 --> 00:31:33,774
- * Just a few more hours - *
700
00:31:33,842 --> 00:31:37,144
- * And I'll be
right home to you - *
701
00:31:37,212 --> 00:31:42,049
- * I think I hear them calling - *
702
00:31:42,117 --> 00:31:45,553
- * Oh, Beth, what can I do? - *
703
00:31:45,621 --> 00:31:50,324
- * Beth, what can I do? - *
704
00:32:16,251 --> 00:32:19,687
- * Beth, I know you're lonely - *
705
00:32:19,755 --> 00:32:24,825
- * And I hope
you'll be all right - *
706
00:32:24,893 --> 00:32:33,300
- * 'Cause me and the boys
will be playing all night - *
707
00:32:36,104 --> 00:32:43,177
- * All night. - *
708
00:32:58,126 --> 00:33:00,728
I know you're
giving her up,
709
00:33:00,796 --> 00:33:04,432
but before you do, I think
you should name her Beth.
710
00:33:06,134 --> 00:33:07,468
If you'll let me,
711
00:33:07,536 --> 00:33:10,905
I'd really like to be there
when she's born.
712
00:33:10,972 --> 00:33:12,606
I'd really like to meet her.
713
00:33:29,912 --> 00:33:33,148
So, how'd your dads come up
with the name "Rachel"?
714
00:33:35,284 --> 00:33:37,252
They were, um,
big Friends fans.
715
00:33:41,691 --> 00:33:44,125
I know why you're here...
716
00:33:44,193 --> 00:33:45,961
to say good-bye.
717
00:33:46,028 --> 00:33:49,698
I really wanted this to work.
718
00:33:53,503 --> 00:33:56,037
Do you know what
really turned me?
719
00:33:56,105 --> 00:33:58,607
That story that you told me
about your dads,
720
00:33:58,674 --> 00:34:00,375
and how they'd bring you water
721
00:34:00,443 --> 00:34:03,745
when you were sad.
722
00:34:03,813 --> 00:34:05,847
We're never gonna have
anything like that.
723
00:34:05,915 --> 00:34:09,150
It's too late
for us.
724
00:34:09,218 --> 00:34:11,586
I just think that anything
we share right now
725
00:34:11,654 --> 00:34:13,889
is gonna be confusing for you.
726
00:34:16,325 --> 00:34:17,859
I just don't understand.
727
00:34:17,927 --> 00:34:19,327
You're my mom.
728
00:34:19,395 --> 00:34:21,897
I feel awful right now,
and I should want
729
00:34:21,964 --> 00:34:24,132
to just fall into your arms
and let you rock me
730
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:28,069
and tell me everything
is gonna be fine, but...
731
00:34:28,137 --> 00:34:30,639
I just don't feel it.
732
00:34:33,075 --> 00:34:37,212
It's because I'm your mother,
but I'm not your mom.
733
00:34:40,816 --> 00:34:44,452
So what? Do we just pretend
we don't know each other now?
734
00:34:46,289 --> 00:34:49,024
That seems silly.
735
00:34:49,091 --> 00:34:52,861
Let's just be grateful
for one another...
736
00:34:52,929 --> 00:34:54,262
from afar.
737
00:34:54,330 --> 00:34:55,530
For a while.
738
00:34:55,598 --> 00:34:58,300
Don't think for
a second I'm gonna
739
00:34:58,367 --> 00:34:59,668
go soft on you
during regionals.
740
00:34:59,735 --> 00:35:03,171
[sniffles]
Bring it. [chuckles]
741
00:35:06,008 --> 00:35:08,143
Can I have a hug good-bye?
742
00:35:12,248 --> 00:35:14,049
Sure.
743
00:35:31,033 --> 00:35:32,467
[sniffles]
744
00:35:32,535 --> 00:35:35,203
Can you do me one more favor?
745
00:35:37,974 --> 00:35:40,041
Sometime when you're thirsty...
746
00:35:45,314 --> 00:35:48,717
can you get yourself some water
from this cup?
747
00:35:48,784 --> 00:35:52,988
Gold stars are
kinda my thing.
748
00:35:57,093 --> 00:36:00,595
Of course. [chuckles]
749
00:36:04,066 --> 00:36:06,501
Shelby...
750
00:36:06,569 --> 00:36:10,472
before you go, will...
751
00:36:10,539 --> 00:36:12,240
will you sing with me?
752
00:36:13,809 --> 00:36:15,543
Just one time.
753
00:36:15,611 --> 00:36:18,446
It's sort of a fantasy of mine,
754
00:36:18,514 --> 00:36:21,349
and it would really mean
a lot to me.
755
00:36:21,417 --> 00:36:24,953
I would be honored.
756
00:36:25,021 --> 00:36:26,755
Brad!
757
00:36:26,822 --> 00:36:28,757
He's always just around.
758
00:36:31,127 --> 00:36:33,261
Um, take that.
759
00:36:33,329 --> 00:36:34,696
Here you go.
760
00:36:34,764 --> 00:36:35,630
[chuckles]
761
00:36:36,833 --> 00:36:37,833
# Lady GaGa's Poker Face #
762
00:36:38,535 --> 00:36:43,873
- * I want to hold 'em
like they do in Texas, please - *
763
00:36:44,341 --> 00:36:46,742
- * Fold 'em, let 'em hit me,
raise it - *
764
00:36:47,510 --> 00:36:51,980
- * Baby, stay with me - *
765
00:36:52,048 --> 00:36:54,182
- * Love the game,
and intuition - *
766
00:36:54,250 --> 00:36:58,286
- * Play the cards with spades
to start - *
767
00:36:58,154 --> 00:37:01,122
- * And after he's been hooked - *
768
00:37:01,190 --> 00:37:08,196
- * I'll play the one
that's sewn his heart - *
769
00:37:08,264 --> 00:37:14,135
- * Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh - *
770
00:37:14,203 --> 00:37:19,574
- * I'll get him hot
and show him what I got - *
771
00:37:18,842 --> 00:37:21,077
- * Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh - *
772
00:37:21,144 --> 00:37:27,083
- * Oh-oh, oh, I'll get him hot - *
773
00:37:27,150 --> 00:37:31,253
- * And show him what I got - *
774
00:37:31,321 --> 00:37:34,123
- * Can't read my, can't read my - *
775
00:37:34,191 --> 00:37:38,194
- * No, he can't read
my poker face - *
776
00:37:38,261 --> 00:37:41,964
- * She's got to love nobody - *
777
00:37:42,032 --> 00:37:44,400
- * Can't read my, can't read my - *
778
00:37:44,468 --> 00:37:48,637
- * No, he can't read
my poker face - *
779
00:37:48,705 --> 00:37:51,974
"She's got to love nobody.
- She's got to love nobody"
780
00:37:52,042 --> 00:37:56,679
Poker face, p-p-poker face - *
781
00:37:56,747 --> 00:38:03,385
- * P-p-p-poker face,
p-p-poker face - *
782
00:38:03,453 --> 00:38:05,821
- * I want to roll with him - *
783
00:38:05,889 --> 00:38:08,424
- * A hard pair we will be - *
784
00:38:08,492 --> 00:38:12,895
- * A little gambling is fun - *
785
00:38:12,963 --> 00:38:16,332
- * When you're with me - *
786
00:38:16,599 --> 00:38:21,303
- * Russian roulette is not
the same without a gun - *
787
00:38:21,371 --> 00:38:24,406
- * And, baby, when it's love - *
788
00:38:24,474 --> 00:38:28,177
- * If it ain't rough,
it isn't fun - *
789
00:38:28,244 --> 00:38:33,382
- * Oh, oh-oh, oh,
oh-uh-oh-oh, oh - *
790
00:38:33,450 --> 00:38:35,918
- * I'll get him hot - *
791
00:38:35,986 --> 00:38:38,988
- * Show him what I got - *
792
00:38:39,055 --> 00:38:40,856
- * Can't read my - *
793
00:38:40,924 --> 00:38:42,725
- * Can't read my - *
794
00:38:42,792 --> 00:38:46,695
BOTH:
- * No, he can't read
my poker face - *
795
00:38:46,763 --> 00:38:50,232
- * She's got to love nobody - *
796
00:38:50,300 --> 00:38:53,202
- * Can't read my, can't read my - *
797
00:38:53,269 --> 00:38:57,506
- * No, he can't read
my poker face - *
798
00:38:57,574 --> 00:39:02,044
- * She's got to love nobody - *
799
00:39:02,112 --> 00:39:04,813
- * I won't tell you
that I love you - *
800
00:39:04,881 --> 00:39:06,949
- * Kiss or hug you - *
801
00:39:07,017 --> 00:39:09,585
- * 'Cause I'm bluffin'
with my muffin - *
802
00:39:09,652 --> 00:39:12,054
- * I'm not lying - *
803
00:39:12,122 --> 00:39:17,226
- * I'm just stunnin'
with love-glue-gunnin' - *
804
00:39:17,293 --> 00:39:21,063
- * Just like a chick
in the casino - *
805
00:39:21,131 --> 00:39:24,666
- * Take your bank
before I pay you out - *
806
00:39:24,734 --> 00:39:27,569
- * I promise this,
I promise this - *
807
00:39:27,637 --> 00:39:29,705
- * Check this hand - *
808
00:39:29,773 --> 00:39:34,376
- * 'Cause I am marvelous - *
809
00:39:35,244 --> 00:39:36,911
- * I'm marvelous - *
810
00:39:36,979 --> 00:39:38,112
- * I'm marvelous - *
811
00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:39,380
- * I'm marvelous - *
812
00:39:39,448 --> 00:39:42,517
- * So marvelous - *
813
00:39:42,585 --> 00:39:45,954
- * She's got to love nobody - *
814
00:39:46,021 --> 00:39:48,790
- * Can't read my,
can't read my - *
815
00:39:48,858 --> 00:39:52,994
- * No, he can't read
my poker face - *
816
00:39:53,062 --> 00:39:59,868
- * She's got to love nobody. - *
817
00:40:11,180 --> 00:40:13,948
You are really, really good.
818
00:40:28,397 --> 00:40:30,231
[sniffling]
819
00:40:33,535 --> 00:40:35,303
[school bell ringing]
Whoa!
820
00:40:35,371 --> 00:40:37,472
Guys, why are you all
in your theatricality costumes?
821
00:40:37,539 --> 00:40:39,908
It's the end of the week.
We were kinda hoping
822
00:40:39,975 --> 00:40:41,576
to learn what the lesson
of the assignment was.
823
00:40:41,644 --> 00:40:44,312
Well, um...
824
00:40:44,380 --> 00:40:46,214
you guys have had some
great numbers this week,
825
00:40:46,282 --> 00:40:48,716
but I'm not totally sure
that I know either.
826
00:40:48,784 --> 00:40:50,051
[all laugh]
827
00:40:50,119 --> 00:40:51,686
I do.
828
00:40:51,754 --> 00:40:53,221
I refuse to dress
like somebody I'm not
829
00:40:53,289 --> 00:40:54,889
to be somebody I'm not.
830
00:40:54,957 --> 00:40:58,259
And I learned it's good
to be a little theatrical.
831
00:40:59,528 --> 00:41:01,129
[gasps]
832
00:41:01,196 --> 00:41:02,497
So here's what's
going to happen.
833
00:41:02,564 --> 00:41:04,899
My dad-- he's the king
of the vampires.
834
00:41:04,967 --> 00:41:08,403
And Asian vampires are the most
vicious of all the vampires.
835
00:41:08,470 --> 00:41:10,438
You're going to let me
wear my lady demon clothes,
836
00:41:10,506 --> 00:41:13,608
or my dad will fly into your
bedroom and bite your face off.
837
00:41:13,676 --> 00:41:15,276
He's really pissed.
838
00:41:15,344 --> 00:41:16,377
Is that what you want?
839
00:41:16,445 --> 00:41:18,379
No, I don't want that.
I'm afraid.
840
00:41:18,447 --> 00:41:20,515
Good. I'm glad we had this talk.
841
00:41:20,582 --> 00:41:22,383
Now I have to go back
to my coffin
842
00:41:22,451 --> 00:41:24,852
because the light is burning
my eyes!
843
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:26,654
[applause]
There she is.
844
00:41:26,722 --> 00:41:30,024
[all cheering]
845
00:41:30,092 --> 00:41:31,459
Wait. Where's Kurt?
846
00:41:32,594 --> 00:41:33,594
Where's Finn?
847
00:41:33,662 --> 00:41:35,296
Fine.
848
00:41:35,364 --> 00:41:36,698
You want to hit me?
849
00:41:36,765 --> 00:41:38,366
You want to beat me up?
Go ahead.
850
00:41:38,434 --> 00:41:40,335
But I swear to you
I will never change.
851
00:41:40,402 --> 00:41:42,503
I'm proud to be different.
852
00:41:42,571 --> 00:41:44,505
It's the best thing about me.
853
00:41:44,573 --> 00:41:47,308
So go ahead, hit me.
854
00:41:47,376 --> 00:41:48,609
I believe I will.
855
00:41:48,677 --> 00:41:50,211
Sir, would you
like to go first?
856
00:41:50,279 --> 00:41:52,480
FINN:
You're not hitting anyone.
857
00:41:55,217 --> 00:41:56,884
Oh, my God.
858
00:41:56,952 --> 00:41:58,586
Is he wearing a red rubber
dress or am I trippin'?
859
00:41:58,654 --> 00:41:59,921
I want to thank you, Kurt.
860
00:41:59,989 --> 00:42:01,856
I realize I still have
861
00:42:01,924 --> 00:42:03,858
a lot to learn,
862
00:42:03,926 --> 00:42:05,793
but the reason I'm here
right now...
863
00:42:05,861 --> 00:42:07,195
in a shower curtain,
864
00:42:07,262 --> 00:42:09,497
is... because of you.
865
00:42:11,433 --> 00:42:13,234
And I'm not going to let anyone
lay a hand on you.
866
00:42:13,302 --> 00:42:15,236
[chuckles]
Oh, really, dude?
867
00:42:15,304 --> 00:42:17,572
'Cause I'm pretty sure
we can take both of you.
868
00:42:17,639 --> 00:42:19,374
PUCK:
Yeah?
869
00:42:19,441 --> 00:42:21,509
But can you take
all of us?
AZIMIO:
Okay.
870
00:42:21,577 --> 00:42:23,277
Okay, I get it.
871
00:42:23,345 --> 00:42:25,179
I took biology.
You know what, Karofsky?
872
00:42:25,247 --> 00:42:26,581
We done disturbed
the freak hive.
873
00:42:26,648 --> 00:42:29,150
The worker freaks is trying
to protect the queen freak.
874
00:42:29,218 --> 00:42:31,419
Next time...
875
00:42:31,487 --> 00:42:33,354
we'll bring some friends, too.
876
00:42:38,193 --> 00:42:40,161
I'm tired of everyone
calling us freaks.
877
00:42:40,229 --> 00:42:42,030
Welllook at us.
We are freaks.
878
00:42:42,097 --> 00:42:43,865
[all laugh]
879
00:42:43,932 --> 00:42:45,900
But we're all freaks
together.
880
00:42:45,968 --> 00:42:48,870
And we shouldn't
have to hide it.
881
00:42:48,937 --> 00:42:50,805
[Will clapping]
882
00:42:52,908 --> 00:42:55,009
Nice job, Finn.
883
00:42:55,077 --> 00:42:57,678
I think you just figured out
what the lesson was.
884
00:42:57,746 --> 00:42:59,547
Kinda makes me wish
I had planned it.
885
00:42:59,615 --> 00:43:03,484
But Mercedes is right,
You do all look incredibly insane.
886
00:43:03,552 --> 00:43:05,820
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're so welcome.
887
00:43:05,888 --> 00:43:07,789
WILL:
Anyways, let's get
back to work
888
00:43:07,856 --> 00:43:10,691
before you're all forced
to join the circus.
889
00:43:10,759 --> 00:43:12,894
Next stop? Regionals.
890
00:43:12,961 --> 00:43:17,999
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891
00:43:18,305 --> 00:43:24,678
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