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't know why anyone would miss an episode of
Glee,
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but here's what's been happening
in case you did:
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Quinn's parents found out
she's pregnant
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so they kicked her out.
I needed my mom.
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MERCEDES: So it's decided.
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You move in with me.
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Jessie dropped Rachel and McKinley
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and the New Directions and he's
back on Vocal Adrenaline
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which freaked everybody out and
convinced them they can't
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beat them at Regionals and if they
don't place at Regionals,
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the club is over,
which would be awful.
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And that's what you missed on Glee.
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Hey, buddy, see you on Saturday.
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Wait. What?
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At Regionals. Didn't you hear?
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I'm one of the judges.
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You cannot allow this to happen!
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It's out of my hands, William.
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I have no control over what
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the Show Choir Governing Board says or does.
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Let me break it down for you, Will.
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It's been decided that this year's Regionals
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will be judged by celebrities.
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And I'm a celebrity
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now, William.
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Now I realize my cultural
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ascendance only serves
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to illuminate your own banality,
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but face it.
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I'm a legend. It's happened.
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Do you have any idea how hard
my kids have been working, Sue?
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I have to be honest, Will.
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I'm having a really difficult time hearing
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anything you have to say today because
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your hair looks like a briar patch.
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I keep expecting racist
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animated Disney characters to pop up
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and start singing songs
about living on the bayou.
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Principal Figgins, I am begging you.
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Do not let her do this to those kids.
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William, I resent the implication
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that I don't play by the rules.
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You leaked our set list at Sectionals, Sue.
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I have no memory of that.
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I will not let you do this.
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We have worked ourselves to
the bone to get where we are.
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I'm sorry, Will, but our arrangement stands.
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You must win or place at Regionals,
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or I'm disbanding the club.
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If I were you, I would spend
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less time complaining to me and more time
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convincing Judge Sylvester
here that your New Directions
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have got the goods!
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Good luck with that, Will.
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I can't do this.
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Yes, you can.
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Have another wine cooler.
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I'm president of the Celibacy Club.
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I took a vow.
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So did Santana and Brittany, and I did them.
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What about Finn?
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He's your best friend.
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Come on. We're in high school.
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You think either one of
us is going to give a damn
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about Finn in three years?
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Life's just a bunch of
experiences, you know?
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You don't get a medal at the
finish line for being good.
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You just get dead.
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Okay, but you can't tell anybody.
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I can't lose my rep.
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Our secret, baby.
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What about protection?
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I got it, trust me.
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This isn't just another hookup for me.
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Tell me one more time.
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You're not fat.
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WILL: Quinn?
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Quinn?
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Are you all right?
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It's been a long year.
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Yeah.
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Oh, you need some help with those plates?
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I'm not due for a month.
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Think I can handle a stack of plates.
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Right. I'm...
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Yeah.
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No one wants any pizza?
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All right, well, uh, let's get started.
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Thank you for coming to the first
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annual New Directions' Regionals'
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set list nominations party.
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What's the point, Mr. Shue?
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Coach Sylvester's one of the judges.
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She's gonna crush us.
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Artie, you don't know that.
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Yes, we do.
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She told us at Cheerios practice.
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Yeah, she said,
"I'm going to crush Glee Club."
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PUCK: A whole freaking year.
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All that hard work for nothing.
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I'm sorry.
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I just really love you guys.
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You know how many Facebook friends I had
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before I joined Glee Club?
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Two. My parents.
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Rachel was right.
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Being a part of something special--
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it made me special.
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I just can't
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believe it's going to be over in a week.
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Wait. Who says it's going to be over?
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Please. You think Puck and Santana
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are going to even acknowledge
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my existence once we're not
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in Glee Club together anymore?
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She has a point.
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Mr. Schuester?
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Do you think instead of nominating songs,
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we can just... all go around the room
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and talk about things that we loved about
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Glee Club this year?
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WILL: It took everything I had not to
cry.
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It's like they've all
walked a thousand miles
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just to get punched in the stomach.
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What exactly are you
looking for from me here?
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Some guidance.
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Do you remember when you were going
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to quit teaching and become an accountant,
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and I showed you that video of
yourself singing at Nationals,
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and you said that that was the
happiest moment of your life?
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Do you remember why?
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Because I loved what I was doing.
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And isn't that what you've been drilling
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into their heads all year?
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That that feeling is way more important
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than winning or losing?
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I miss you.
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I'm seeing someone.
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What?
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His-his name's Carl.
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Carl... Howell.
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He's my dentist.
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He's always been very impressed
with my oral hygiene,
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and the last time I was there,
he was showing me
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the machines that they use
to sterilize their tools,
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and he asked me out.
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We've been going out every night since then.
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You two haven't...?
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Sorry. I'm-I'm sorry.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no, that's... No.
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It's fine. That's fine.
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I just feel like you and
I had our shot, Will.
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Thanks for the help.
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Um, no, by the way.
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We haven't.
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* Up and down the boulevard *
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* Their shadows *
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* Searching in the night *
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* Streetlights, people *
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* Living just to find emotion *
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* Hiding somewhere *
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* In the night. *
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Hey! We need to talk.
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We had a chance of keeping it together
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at Mr. Shue's until you decided to bail.
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You're our leader, Rachel.
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The way you're on everyone
all the time is annoying, but
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it's also what keeps the club motivated.
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You and I are going to fix this.
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We're going to Regionals,
and we're going to win this thing.
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RACHEL: Mr. Schuester, Finn and I
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have something we want to say to you.
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Me first. Have a seat.
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Nine months ago,
there were five of you in here.
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And we sucked.
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I mean, we really sucked.
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Bad.
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One day, all of you are going to be gone.
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And all of this, all of us
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will be nothing but a hazy memory.
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It will take you a second
to remember everyone's name.
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Someone will have to remind you
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of the songs we sung, the solos
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you got or didn't get.
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Life only
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really has one beginning
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and one end, and the rest is just
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a whole lot of middle.
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And I love you guys too much
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to let you not make the most of it.
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Now, I was going to quit once,
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but you guys brought me back with "
Don't Stop Believing."
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It was a nine,
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but we are going to make it a ten.
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We're doing "Don't Stop" at Regionals?
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And then some.
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We are doing a Journey medley.
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Because who cares what
happens when we get there
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when the getting there has been so much fun?
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Rachel?
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You had something you wanted to say?
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Just that we're all really glad
you didn't become an accountant.
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Regionals,
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here we come!
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And now, our panel of judges.
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He's an international musical sensation,
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a platinum recording artist 20 times over,
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the inimitable Mr. Josh Groban!
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She's a four-time Grammy winner
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who starred in the highest-grossing
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movie musical of all time, Ms.
Olivia Newton-John!
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He's a two-time local
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Emmy winner and broadcasting icon,
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WOHN news anchor Rod Remington!
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She is fresh off her fifth consecutive
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National Cheerleading Title
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and author of the soo
n-to-be-published memoir,
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I'm A Winner and You're Fat,
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Ohio's home-grown iconoclast,
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Coach Sue Sylvester!
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And now, our first
performance of the evening,
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from Westvale High in
scenic Fort Wayne, Indiana,
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Aural Intensity!
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: * You raise me up... *
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* You have to believe we are magic... *
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A mash up of Olivia Newto
n-John and Josh Groban.
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Are you kidding me?!
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Somebody tipped them off about
the judges. Guys, we can't
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get distracted by what the
other teams are doing.
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We just got to keep our
heads in the game and focus.
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Even though we know we can't win?
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Yes.
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If this is only about winning for you guys,
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then I owe you all an apology,
because I've failed you.
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And we should just all go home,
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because it means we've already lost.
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Besides,
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we have got something that
the other groups don't.
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ARTIE: What?
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Finn's dancing.
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Right? Come on.
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Now let's get out there. We got two minutes.
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Aural Intensity's almost finished.
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Bring it in. Come on. Come on.
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Let's go, go, go, go, go and...
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ALL: Whoa!
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Break a leg.
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I love you.
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ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentleman,
our second competitors,
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winner of the Central Ohio Sectional,
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McKinley High's New Directions!
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* Highway run *
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* Into the midnight sun *
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* Wheels go round and round *
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* You're on my mind *
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* Restless hearts *
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* Sleep alone tonight *
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* Sending all my love *
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* Along the wire *
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BOTH: * They say that the road
ain't no place to start a family *
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* Right down the line
it's been you and me *
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* And loving a music man ain't always *
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* What it'supposed to be *
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RACHEL: * Oh, boy *
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* You stand by me *
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BOTH: * I'm forever yours *
268
00:12:56,792 --> 00:13:00,895
* Faithfully *
269
00:13:13,742 --> 00:13:16,610
* Oh, oh, oh, oh *
270
00:13:16,678 --> 00:13:17,845
* Faithfully *
271
00:13:17,913 --> 00:13:20,548
* Oh, oh, oh, oh *
272
00:13:20,615 --> 00:13:27,588
* I'm still yours... * * Oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh *
273
00:13:27,656 --> 00:13:29,190
* I'm still yours... *
274
00:13:29,257 --> 00:13:32,360
* Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh *
275
00:13:32,427 --> 00:13:35,062
* Oh, oh, oh, oh *
276
00:13:35,130 --> 00:13:44,271
* I'm still yours... *
277
00:13:44,339 --> 00:13:48,242
* Faithfully. *
278
00:13:56,518 --> 00:14:00,121
* Any way you want it,
that's the way you need it *
279
00:14:00,188 --> 00:14:01,622
* Any way you want it *
280
00:14:03,125 --> 00:14:04,892
* Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh *
281
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:06,460
FINN: * She loves to laugh *
282
00:14:06,528 --> 00:14:07,928
* She loves to sing *
283
00:14:07,996 --> 00:14:11,499
* Ba da * * She does everything *
284
00:14:11,566 --> 00:14:13,234
* Ba da * * She loves to move *
285
00:14:13,301 --> 00:14:15,202
* Ba da, ba da * * She loves to groove *
286
00:14:15,270 --> 00:14:18,606
FINN AND RACHEL:
* She loves the lovin' things *
287
00:14:18,673 --> 00:14:22,309
* It won't be long, yeah *
288
00:14:22,377 --> 00:14:24,445
* Till you're alone *
289
00:14:24,513 --> 00:14:28,382
* When you lover * * Lover *
290
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:30,584
* Oh, he hasn't come home * * Ooh,
oh-oh-oh *
291
00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:32,319
* 'Cause he's lovin' *
292
00:14:32,387 --> 00:14:33,988
* Lovin' * * He's touchin' *
293
00:14:34,056 --> 00:14:34,922
* Touchin' *
294
00:14:34,990 --> 00:14:37,391
* He's squeezin' *
295
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:39,693
* Another *
296
00:14:39,761 --> 00:14:41,095
* Another... *
297
00:14:41,163 --> 00:14:44,665
* Any way you want,
that's the way you need it *
298
00:14:44,733 --> 00:14:46,133
* Any way you want it *
299
00:14:46,201 --> 00:14:47,802
* Any way you want it *
300
00:14:47,869 --> 00:14:49,603
* She said, "Any way you want it" *
301
00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:50,971
* "That's the way you need it" *
302
00:14:51,039 --> 00:14:52,206
* "Any way you want it" *
303
00:14:52,274 --> 00:14:54,608
* Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh *
304
00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:56,444
* I was alone * * Ba da *
305
00:14:56,511 --> 00:14:57,878
* I never knew * * Ba da *
306
00:14:57,946 --> 00:14:59,713
* What good love could do *
307
00:14:59,781 --> 00:15:01,182
* Ba da *
308
00:15:01,249 --> 00:15:03,117
FINN AND RACHEL: * Ooh, then we touched *
309
00:15:03,185 --> 00:15:04,618
* Then we sang * * Ba da *
310
00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:07,822
* About the lovin' things *
311
00:15:07,889 --> 00:15:09,390
* 'Cause he's lovin' * * Lovin' *
312
00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:10,858
* He's touchin' * * Touchin' *
313
00:15:10,926 --> 00:15:13,961
* He's squeezin' *
314
00:15:14,029 --> 00:15:17,098
* Another * * Yeah, yeah... *
315
00:15:17,165 --> 00:15:20,801
* Any way you want it,
that's the way you need it *
316
00:15:20,869 --> 00:15:23,637
* Any way you want it * *
Any way you want it *
317
00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:26,640
* She said, "Any way you want it,
that's the way you need" *
318
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:29,110
* "Any way you want it" *
319
00:15:29,177 --> 00:15:30,578
* Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh *
320
00:15:30,645 --> 00:15:34,782
* Na, na-na, na, na-na *
321
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:37,118
* Na, na-na, na, na *
322
00:15:37,185 --> 00:15:40,387
* Na, na-na, na, na-na *
323
00:15:40,455 --> 00:15:44,458
* Na, na-na, na-na *
324
00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:53,501
* Any you want it,
that's the way you need it. *
325
00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:58,305
* Da, da, da, da *
326
00:15:58,373 --> 00:16:00,808
* Da, da, da, da *
327
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:02,409
* Da, da, da, da *
328
00:16:02,477 --> 00:16:04,278
* Da, da, da, da *
329
00:16:04,346 --> 00:16:05,646
* Da, da, da, da... *
330
00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:08,149
* Just a small town girl *
331
00:16:08,216 --> 00:16:09,450
* Da, da, da... *
332
00:16:09,518 --> 00:16:11,051
* Living in a lonely world *
333
00:16:11,119 --> 00:16:13,120
* Da, da, da, da... *
334
00:16:13,188 --> 00:16:19,059
* She took the midnight
train going anywhere *
335
00:16:19,127 --> 00:16:21,028
* Da, da, da, da... *
336
00:16:21,096 --> 00:16:22,730
* Just a city boy *
337
00:16:22,797 --> 00:16:25,799
* Born and raised in South Detroit *
338
00:16:25,867 --> 00:16:27,935
* Da, da, da, da... *
339
00:16:28,003 --> 00:16:33,107
* He took the midnight
train going anywhere *
340
00:16:33,175 --> 00:16:34,475
* Da, da *
341
00:16:34,543 --> 00:16:38,546
* A singer in a smoky room *
342
00:16:38,613 --> 00:16:42,149
* A smell of wine and cheap perfume *
343
00:16:42,217 --> 00:16:44,919
* For a smile they can share the night *
344
00:16:44,986 --> 00:16:49,190
* It goes on and on and on and on *
345
00:16:49,257 --> 00:16:53,227
* Strangers, waiting * * Da,
da, da, da *
346
00:16:53,295 --> 00:16:54,495
* Da, da *
347
00:16:54,563 --> 00:16:56,630
* Up and down the boulevard *
348
00:16:56,698 --> 00:17:01,468
* Their shadows searching in the night *
349
00:17:01,536 --> 00:17:04,471
* Da, da *
350
00:17:04,539 --> 00:17:07,508
* Streetlight, people *
351
00:17:07,576 --> 00:17:09,043
* Da, da *
352
00:17:09,110 --> 00:17:11,612
* Living just to find emotion *
353
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:14,815
* Hiding somewhere *
354
00:17:14,883 --> 00:17:19,653
* In the night *
355
00:17:23,758 --> 00:17:26,827
* Don't stop... *
356
00:17:26,895 --> 00:17:31,465
* Don't stop believin' *
357
00:17:31,533 --> 00:17:34,468
* Hold on to that feeling *
358
00:17:34,536 --> 00:17:38,539
* Streetlight, people *
359
00:17:38,607 --> 00:17:41,842
* Whoa... *
360
00:17:41,910 --> 00:17:44,144
* Don't stop. *
361
00:17:53,622 --> 00:17:54,555
That was awesome!
362
00:17:54,623 --> 00:17:56,290
Oh, my God!
363
00:17:56,358 --> 00:17:58,125
We've got second place in the bag.
364
00:17:58,193 --> 00:18:00,027
Screw that. We are going to win this!
365
00:18:02,197 --> 00:18:04,865
Quinney?
366
00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:07,635
Mom.
367
00:18:09,204 --> 00:18:10,504
What are you doing here?
368
00:18:10,572 --> 00:18:11,772
Is Dad okay...?
369
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,807
I came to hear you sing.
370
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:16,277
You were wonderful.
371
00:18:16,344 --> 00:18:18,679
I'm-I'm so sorry I missed
372
00:18:18,747 --> 00:18:22,516
all the other times you performed.
Were there a lot?
373
00:18:22,584 --> 00:18:23,851
I left your father.
374
00:18:23,918 --> 00:18:27,655
Well, I-I... kicked m out, actually.
375
00:18:27,722 --> 00:18:29,657
He was having an affair
376
00:18:29,724 --> 00:18:32,726
with some, uh... tattooed freak.
377
00:18:35,597 --> 00:18:37,097
Quinney,
378
00:18:37,165 --> 00:18:39,867
I want you to come home with me.
379
00:18:39,934 --> 00:18:42,703
I can turn the guest room into a nursery.
380
00:18:42,771 --> 00:18:45,005
Oh, sweetie, say something.
381
00:18:47,175 --> 00:18:49,209
My water just broke.
382
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:58,496
? is This real? ? * Is this just fantasy? *
383
00:18:58,564 --> 00:19:01,632
* Caught in a landslide *
384
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:05,937
* No escape from reality *
385
00:19:06,004 --> 00:19:08,973
* Open your eyes *
386
00:19:09,041 --> 00:19:15,980
* Look up to the skies and see *
387
00:19:16,048 --> 00:19:19,517
* I'm just a poor boy * * Ooh *
388
00:19:19,585 --> 00:19:22,153
* Ah * * I need no sympathy *
389
00:19:22,221 --> 00:19:26,657
* Because I'm easy come, easy go *
390
00:19:26,725 --> 00:19:29,861
* Little high, little low *
391
00:19:29,928 --> 00:19:36,634
* Any way the wind blows
doesn't really matter *
392
00:19:36,702 --> 00:19:39,036
* To me *
393
00:19:39,104 --> 00:19:42,940
* To me *
394
00:19:46,945 --> 00:19:49,614
* Mama *
395
00:19:49,681 --> 00:19:52,617
* Just killed a man *
396
00:19:52,684 --> 00:19:56,087
* Put a gun against his head *
397
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:57,355
* Pulled my trigger *
398
00:19:57,422 --> 00:20:00,791
* Now he's dead *
399
00:20:00,859 --> 00:20:02,660
* Mama * Mom, it hurts so bad!
400
00:20:02,728 --> 00:20:05,263
* Life had justegun...
* My daughter is having a baby.
401
00:20:06,865 --> 00:20:09,066
* But now I've gone * Uh, right this way.
402
00:20:09,134 --> 00:20:11,168
* And thrown it all away *
403
00:20:11,236 --> 00:20:12,536
Wait! Wait!
404
00:20:12,604 --> 00:20:13,938
I want Mercedes with me, too.
405
00:20:14,006 --> 00:20:16,340
* Mama *
406
00:20:16,408 --> 00:20:20,311
* Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh *
407
00:20:20,379 --> 00:20:23,547
* Didn't mean to make you cry *
408
00:20:23,615 --> 00:20:28,519
* If I'm not back again
this time tomorrow *
409
00:20:28,587 --> 00:20:32,023
* Carry on, carry on *
410
00:20:32,090 --> 00:20:37,261
* As if nothing really matters *
411
00:20:45,737 --> 00:20:48,873
* Too late *
412
00:20:48,941 --> 00:20:52,376
* My time has come *
413
00:20:52,444 --> 00:20:55,680
* Sends shivers down my spine *
414
00:20:55,747 --> 00:20:59,383
* Body's aching all the time *
415
00:20:59,451 --> 00:21:02,186
* Good-bye everybody *
416
00:21:02,254 --> 00:21:06,123
* I've got to go *
417
00:21:06,191 --> 00:21:12,563
* Got to leave you all
behind and face the truth *
418
00:21:12,631 --> 00:21:13,798
Mommy! * Mama *
419
00:21:16,134 --> 00:21:17,635
* Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh * QUINN: Ooh!
420
00:21:17,703 --> 00:21:19,804
* Any way the wind blows *
421
00:21:19,871 --> 00:21:22,673
* I don't want to die *
422
00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:26,344
* I sometimes wish I'd
never been born at all... *
423
00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:34,819
It's never coming, ever!
424
00:21:35,554 --> 00:21:37,555
Shut up!
425
00:21:38,790 --> 00:21:41,092
Ooh, you suck! You suck! You suck! You suck!
426
00:21:50,836 --> 00:21:51,936
Come on, Quinney.
427
00:21:57,009 --> 00:21:59,643
* I see a little silhouetto of a man *
428
00:21:59,711 --> 00:22:03,180
* Scaramouche, scaramouche,
will you do the fandango? *
429
00:22:03,248 --> 00:22:04,749
* Thunderbolt and lightning *
430
00:22:04,816 --> 00:22:07,018
* Very very frightening me *
431
00:22:07,085 --> 00:22:08,519
* Galileo * * Galileo *
432
00:22:08,587 --> 00:22:10,388
* Galileo * * Galileo *
433
00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:11,922
* Galileo figaro *
434
00:22:11,990 --> 00:22:14,425
* Magnifico *
435
00:22:14,493 --> 00:22:16,827
* I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me *
436
00:22:16,895 --> 00:22:20,498
* He's just a poor boy from a poor family
*
437
00:22:20,565 --> 00:22:22,700
* Spare him his life from this monstrosity
*
438
00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:27,405
* Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? *
439
00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:28,839
* Bismillah! *
440
00:22:28,907 --> 00:22:30,141
* No! We will not let you go *
441
00:22:30,208 --> 00:22:31,909
Let me go! * Let him go *
442
00:22:31,977 --> 00:22:33,778
* Bismillah! We will not
let you go! *
443
00:22:33,845 --> 00:22:34,578
Let me go! * Let him go! *
444
00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:35,980
* Bismillah! *
445
00:22:36,048 --> 00:22:37,882
* We will not let you go *
Let me go!
446
00:22:37,949 --> 00:22:39,216
* Will not let you go, let me go *
447
00:22:39,284 --> 00:22:40,684
* Will not let you go, let him go *
448
00:22:40,752 --> 00:22:42,453
* Oh, oh, oh *
449
00:22:42,521 --> 00:22:45,122
No! No! No! No! No! No! * No! No! No! No!
No! No! *
450
00:22:45,190 --> 00:22:46,290
Okay, she's crowning! * Oh,
mama mia, mama mia *
451
00:22:46,358 --> 00:22:48,359
* Mama mia, let me go * Push, baby.
452
00:22:48,427 --> 00:22:51,128
* Beelzebub has a devil put aside *
453
00:22:51,196 --> 00:22:52,930
Come on, Quinn, push. * For me *
454
00:22:52,998 --> 00:22:54,632
* For me *
455
00:22:54,699 --> 00:22:55,533
* For me! *
456
00:23:05,710 --> 00:23:10,581
* So you think you can stone
me and spit in my eye *
457
00:23:12,084 --> 00:23:16,520
* So you think you can love
me and leave me to die *
458
00:23:16,588 --> 00:23:19,990
* Oh, baby *
459
00:23:20,058 --> 00:23:23,828
* Can't do this to me, baby *
460
00:23:23,895 --> 00:23:28,532
* Just gotta get out,
just gotta get right out of here *
461
00:23:45,750 --> 00:23:50,221
* Ooh, ooh, ooh *
462
00:23:50,288 --> 00:23:53,624
* Ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah *
463
00:24:01,967 --> 00:24:05,736
* Nothing really matters *
464
00:24:05,804 --> 00:24:09,306
* Anyone can see *
465
00:24:09,374 --> 00:24:12,977
* Nothing really matters *
466
00:24:13,044 --> 00:24:16,914
* Nothing really matters *
467
00:24:16,982 --> 00:24:21,986
* To me *
468
00:24:32,831 --> 00:24:39,737
* Any way the wind blows. *
469
00:24:41,006 --> 00:24:43,007
Hi. Hi.
470
00:24:45,839 --> 00:24:47,639
Congratulations.
471
00:24:47,707 --> 00:24:49,975
Thanks, Rachel.
472
00:24:50,043 --> 00:24:51,610
But we beat you today.
473
00:24:51,678 --> 00:24:54,646
Jessie's a good singer, but
474
00:24:54,714 --> 00:24:56,648
you and I both know he
doesn't have much heart.
475
00:24:56,716 --> 00:24:59,451
Vocal Adrenaline's best days are behind it.
476
00:24:59,519 --> 00:25:01,520
So I have a proposition for you.
477
00:25:02,522 --> 00:25:04,390
Come teach at McKinley.
478
00:25:04,457 --> 00:25:05,557
Excuse me?
479
00:25:05,625 --> 00:25:08,494
You and-and Mr. Schuester
could be co-directors.
480
00:25:08,561 --> 00:25:10,562
We'd be unstoppable.
481
00:25:12,132 --> 00:25:14,700
There's so much that you can teach me.
482
00:25:16,236 --> 00:25:18,804
So much only you can teach me.
483
00:25:18,872 --> 00:25:22,641
Oh, Rachel, I can't do this anymore.
484
00:25:22,709 --> 00:25:24,543
I'm tired of coaching glee club.
485
00:25:24,611 --> 00:25:25,911
I want a life.
486
00:25:25,979 --> 00:25:27,913
It took meeting you to realize
487
00:25:27,981 --> 00:25:30,349
all the stuff that I missed out on.
488
00:25:30,417 --> 00:25:32,217
I need some balance, you know?
489
00:25:32,285 --> 00:25:35,387
I need a house and a garden
490
00:25:35,455 --> 00:25:37,222
and a dog, a f...
491
00:25:37,290 --> 00:25:39,625
family.
492
00:25:42,028 --> 00:25:44,763
I missed out on my chance with you,
493
00:25:44,831 --> 00:25:46,632
and it kills me.
494
00:25:46,699 --> 00:25:48,133
And I can't let that happen again.
495
00:25:54,808 --> 00:25:56,408
Where's the rest of your team?
496
00:25:56,476 --> 00:25:58,777
They're, uh... they're at the hospital.
497
00:25:58,845 --> 00:26:00,946
Quinn had her baby. Is she okay?
498
00:26:01,014 --> 00:26:02,414
Yeah, she's fine.
499
00:26:02,482 --> 00:26:04,149
It was, um...
500
00:26:04,217 --> 00:26:06,952
It's a beautiful baby girl.
501
00:26:09,856 --> 00:26:12,691
Newton-John? You're dead to me.
502
00:26:12,759 --> 00:26:15,227
Remington, Horsey,
have a seat and listen up.
503
00:26:15,295 --> 00:26:16,395
I don't care who comes in first,
504
00:26:16,463 --> 00:26:18,797
I don't care who places send, but I have
505
00:26:18,865 --> 00:26:20,833
a very strong opinion
about who comes in third.
506
00:26:20,900 --> 00:26:22,000
Sue, if I may.
507
00:26:22,669 --> 00:26:24,303
That "Bohemian Rhapsody"
508
00:26:24,370 --> 00:26:28,507
had me a-movin' and a-shakin',
and I'm talking old school.
509
00:26:28,575 --> 00:26:30,642
You know, I partied with Freddy
Mercury back in the '70s,
510
00:26:30,710 --> 00:26:34,246
and I partied... hard,
if you know what I mean.
511
00:26:34,314 --> 00:26:37,249
Back then, people weren't
so obsessed with labels.
512
00:26:37,317 --> 00:26:38,617
I, for one, was offended
513
00:26:38,685 --> 00:26:41,086
that only one of the groups
chose to honor me in song.
514
00:26:41,154 --> 00:26:43,088
I think Aural Intensity should win.
515
00:26:43,156 --> 00:26:44,723
Yes.
516
00:26:44,791 --> 00:26:47,659
Two questions. One: Are you single?
517
00:26:47,727 --> 00:26:51,296
And two: How about those New Directions?
518
00:26:51,364 --> 00:26:54,566
I liked them. I thought
they had a lot of... heart.
519
00:26:54,634 --> 00:26:56,702
Heart? Oh, please.
520
00:26:56,769 --> 00:26:58,971
Talk about blatant tokenism.
521
00:26:59,038 --> 00:27:02,641
That whole "We're inspiring, we're a ragtag
522
00:27:02,709 --> 00:27:05,177
bunch of misfits" thing is so 2009.
523
00:27:05,245 --> 00:27:07,513
I couldn't agree more. Let's vote.
524
00:27:07,580 --> 00:27:09,181
The production values simply weren't there.
525
00:27:09,249 --> 00:27:11,250
Couldn't they afford better costumes?
526
00:27:11,317 --> 00:27:13,252
Are they a poor person school?
527
00:27:13,319 --> 00:27:15,254
GROBAN: I thought that
brunette had an amazing voice.
528
00:27:15,321 --> 00:27:16,822
Brunettes have no place
529
00:27:16,890 --> 00:27:17,890
in show business.
530
00:27:17,957 --> 00:27:20,158
Oh, come on. They're just kids.
531
00:27:20,226 --> 00:27:22,227
That's no excuse. By the time I was 14,
532
00:27:22,295 --> 00:27:23,695
I'd already formed a band.
533
00:27:23,763 --> 00:27:25,430
When Josh Groban was their age,
534
00:27:25,498 --> 00:27:27,766
he was already in The Mickey Mouse Club or
something.
535
00:27:27,834 --> 00:27:30,202
As the only educator here, let me point out
536
00:27:30,270 --> 00:27:31,670
that not all kids are afforded
537
00:27:31,738 --> 00:27:33,372
the same opportunities as others.
538
00:27:33,439 --> 00:27:35,674
Is that what you tell yourself
to get to sleep at night?
539
00:27:35,742 --> 00:27:40,212
Some people just simply don't have talent.
540
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:42,648
You think you're a celebrity. You're not.
541
00:27:42,715 --> 00:27:45,484
You just try hard. That's about it.
542
00:27:45,552 --> 00:27:48,020
Olivia Newton-John has a valid point here.
543
00:27:48,087 --> 00:27:49,621
You have a lot in common
544
00:27:49,689 --> 00:27:51,723
with those kids at your school, Sue.
545
00:27:51,791 --> 00:27:55,227
Underachievers with delusions of grandeur.
546
00:27:55,295 --> 00:27:57,195
Dagnabbit!
547
00:27:57,263 --> 00:27:59,598
Now even I have to admit,
I'm a little confused
548
00:27:59,666 --> 00:28:01,733
as to what Sue is doing in this room.
549
00:28:01,801 --> 00:28:03,635
Wasn't the theme tonight
supposed to be celebrity judges?
550
00:28:03,703 --> 00:28:05,137
Kiss my ass, Josh Groban!
551
00:28:05,204 --> 00:28:07,406
I am a internationall
y-ranked cheerleading coach!
552
00:28:07,473 --> 00:28:09,741
Who lives in Ohio. When this is done
553
00:28:09,809 --> 00:28:13,579
today, Josh and I are flying
back to L.A. first class.
554
00:28:13,646 --> 00:28:15,347
You'll be staying here.
555
00:28:15,415 --> 00:28:17,015
Just like those kids.
556
00:28:17,083 --> 00:28:18,684
I think we've all made up our minds.
557
00:28:18,751 --> 00:28:20,452
Let's vote.
558
00:28:45,812 --> 00:28:47,746
Thank you all for coming.
559
00:28:47,814 --> 00:28:49,715
As you all know, glee club
560
00:28:49,782 --> 00:28:51,483
is such an important...
561
00:28:51,551 --> 00:28:53,619
And I honestly can't even
finish that sentence.
562
00:28:53,686 --> 00:28:55,053
So let's just get to it.
563
00:29:01,094 --> 00:29:05,464
The 2010 Midwest Regional Runners-up
564
00:29:06,866 --> 00:29:09,034
from Fort Wayne, Indiana,
565
00:29:09,102 --> 00:29:10,769
the not-at-all stupidly-named
566
00:29:10,837 --> 00:29:12,204
Aural Intensity!
567
00:29:26,152 --> 00:29:27,953
SUE: Very good.
568
00:29:28,021 --> 00:29:29,988
Mm-hmm.
569
00:29:33,226 --> 00:29:34,493
And now,
570
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:39,364
your 2010 Midwest Regional
Show Choir Champions
571
00:29:49,075 --> 00:29:51,009
Vocal Adrenaline!
572
00:30:26,045 --> 00:30:28,046
We didn't even place.
573
00:30:45,614 --> 00:30:47,615
Love. She looks like you.
574
00:30:49,151 --> 00:30:51,219
Do you want to keep her?
575
00:30:51,286 --> 00:30:53,221
No.
576
00:30:53,288 --> 00:30:55,590
Do you?
577
00:30:57,793 --> 00:31:00,995
Did you love me?
578
00:31:01,964 --> 00:31:03,898
Yes.
579
00:31:03,966 --> 00:31:05,833
Especially now.
580
00:31:17,980 --> 00:31:19,981
Which one is yours?
581
00:31:22,217 --> 00:31:24,151
What are you doing here?
582
00:31:24,219 --> 00:31:26,888
I see her now.
583
00:31:28,123 --> 00:31:30,124
She looks like you.
584
00:31:32,494 --> 00:31:33,961
Does she have a name?
585
00:31:34,029 --> 00:31:35,863
No.
586
00:31:35,931 --> 00:31:37,098
Beth.
587
00:31:37,165 --> 00:31:39,166
Pretty.
588
00:31:40,168 --> 00:31:41,736
I like that name.
589
00:31:43,272 --> 00:31:44,639
How do you even call yourself a principal?
590
00:31:44,706 --> 00:31:46,274
Okay, this is... this is it. This is not...
591
00:31:54,049 --> 00:31:55,983
Emma?
592
00:31:56,051 --> 00:31:58,419
Emma?! What was that about? It's so unfair.
593
00:31:58,487 --> 00:32:00,855
Will, your kids have
worked so hard for this.
594
00:32:00,923 --> 00:32:03,691
Did you know he's already given
your choir room to the Mock UN?
595
00:32:03,759 --> 00:32:06,427
A deal's a deal. We lost, Emma.
596
00:32:06,495 --> 00:32:07,595
Because Sue cheated!
597
00:32:07,663 --> 00:32:09,664
She cheated, Will, and where do you think
598
00:32:09,731 --> 00:32:11,432
all that money's going? It's going right
599
00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:12,767
into her pockets. We just...
600
00:32:12,834 --> 00:32:14,335
We can't let her win this one!
601
00:32:14,403 --> 00:32:17,004
How can you just stand there
and be so calm about this?
602
00:32:17,072 --> 00:32:18,773
How can you just give up so easily?
603
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:20,241
I've tried, Emma,
604
00:32:20,309 --> 00:32:21,475
okay? It...
605
00:32:21,543 --> 00:32:22,576
It-It's over.
606
00:32:22,644 --> 00:32:23,811
No. No, it's never over.
607
00:32:23,879 --> 00:32:25,379
I don't care what anybody says.
608
00:32:25,447 --> 00:32:26,914
Some things are worth fighting for.
609
00:32:26,982 --> 00:32:28,349
You mean like the kids? Yes, of course.
610
00:32:28,417 --> 00:32:30,051
Anything else? No.
611
00:32:30,118 --> 00:32:32,353
No. This is about the glee club.
This is not about us.
612
00:32:32,421 --> 00:32:34,522
The hell it is.
613
00:32:34,589 --> 00:32:35,790
I love you, Emma.
614
00:32:35,857 --> 00:32:39,660
There, I finally said it.
615
00:32:39,728 --> 00:32:41,195
And you love me, and dentist or no,
616
00:32:41,263 --> 00:32:43,164
this thing isn't over between us.
617
00:32:50,706 --> 00:32:52,306
RACHEL: Mr. Schuester?
618
00:32:52,374 --> 00:32:53,674
Yeah.
619
00:32:53,742 --> 00:32:56,444
Can you please come to the auditorium?
620
00:32:56,511 --> 00:32:57,745
Sure.
621
00:33:03,618 --> 00:33:06,420
So we have something we need to say to you.
622
00:33:08,690 --> 00:33:09,924
In the beginning of this year,
623
00:33:09,992 --> 00:33:12,393
I was just another football player.
624
00:33:14,396 --> 00:33:15,329
I had a stutter.
625
00:33:15,397 --> 00:33:17,565
I was a closeted diva.
626
00:33:17,632 --> 00:33:19,400
I used to be captain of the Cheerios.
627
00:33:19,468 --> 00:33:21,369
I was afraid to dance outside my room.
628
00:33:21,436 --> 00:33:23,037
I hated everyone in this club.
629
00:33:23,105 --> 00:33:24,205
So did I.
630
00:33:24,272 --> 00:33:26,540
I wasn't honest about who I was.
631
00:33:26,608 --> 00:33:29,310
I was tossing kids into Dumpsters.
632
00:33:29,378 --> 00:33:31,846
I had never kissed a girl before.
633
00:33:31,913 --> 00:33:33,914
And I was getting slushied.
634
00:33:36,018 --> 00:33:38,919
I didn't-I didn't have a father.
635
00:33:40,455 --> 00:33:43,357
Someone I could look up to.
636
00:33:43,425 --> 00:33:45,426
Model myself after.
637
00:33:47,763 --> 00:33:51,098
Someone who could show me what
it really meant to be a man.
638
00:33:53,101 --> 00:33:56,771
We don't care what the judges say.
639
00:33:56,838 --> 00:33:59,040
We won.
640
00:33:59,107 --> 00:34:00,708
Because we had you as a teacher.
641
00:34:00,776 --> 00:34:03,077
MERCEDES: And Glee Club will never end,
642
00:34:03,145 --> 00:34:06,714
Mr. Shue, because...
643
00:34:06,782 --> 00:34:09,116
you are Glee Club.
644
00:34:10,952 --> 00:34:13,254
And you're in all of us now.
645
00:34:25,467 --> 00:34:30,771
* Those schoolgirl days *
646
00:34:30,839 --> 00:34:33,207
* Of telling tales *
647
00:34:33,275 --> 00:34:37,912
* And biting nails are gone *
648
00:34:40,649 --> 00:34:45,186
* But in my mind *
649
00:34:45,253 --> 00:34:49,090
* I know they will *
650
00:34:49,157 --> 00:34:54,628
* Still live on and on *
651
00:34:54,696 --> 00:34:58,032
* But how do you thank someone *
652
00:34:58,100 --> 00:35:03,571
* Who has taken you from
crayons to perfume? *
653
00:35:03,638 --> 00:35:07,208
* Oh, it isn't easy *
654
00:35:07,275 --> 00:35:12,713
* But I'll try *
655
00:35:12,781 --> 00:35:17,518
* If you wanted the sky,
I would write across the sky *
656
00:35:17,586 --> 00:35:21,288
* In letters that would soar *
657
00:35:21,356 --> 00:35:24,892
* A thousand feet high *
658
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:31,565
* To Sir, with love *
659
00:35:33,668 --> 00:35:38,172
* The time has come *
660
00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:40,608
* For closing books *
661
00:35:40,675 --> 00:35:45,846
* And long last looks must end *
662
00:35:47,916 --> 00:35:52,119
* And as I leave *
663
00:35:52,187 --> 00:35:56,257
* I know that I am leaving *
664
00:35:56,324 --> 00:36:00,161
* My best friend *
665
00:36:02,164 --> 00:36:05,599
* A friend who taught me right from wrong *
666
00:36:05,667 --> 00:36:09,637
* And weak from strong,
that's a lot to learn *
667
00:36:11,706 --> 00:36:17,878
* What can I give you in return? *
668
00:36:17,946 --> 00:36:21,582
* Oh, if you wanted the moon *
669
00:36:21,650 --> 00:36:24,885
* I would try to make a start *
670
00:36:24,953 --> 00:36:28,422
* But I would rather *
671
00:36:28,490 --> 00:36:32,126
* You let me give my heart *
672
00:36:32,194 --> 00:36:39,133
* To Sir, with love. *
673
00:37:02,275 --> 00:37:04,176
It's as barren as me in here, Will.
674
00:37:06,379 --> 00:37:07,746
Moving on to greener pastures?
675
00:37:07,814 --> 00:37:09,815
Did you just come to gloat, Sue?
676
00:37:09,883 --> 00:37:10,983
Mostly.
677
00:37:11,051 --> 00:37:13,953
Well... congratulations.
678
00:37:14,020 --> 00:37:16,322
You got what you wanted.
679
00:37:16,389 --> 00:37:18,057
I should shake your hand.
680
00:37:18,125 --> 00:37:19,625
Not unless you got some hand sanitizer.
681
00:37:19,693 --> 00:37:22,294
I've seen that car you drive;
I don't want to catch poor.
682
00:37:22,362 --> 00:37:24,363
Explain something to me.
683
00:37:24,431 --> 00:37:27,366
Maybe we weren't good enough yet
to beat Vocal Adrenaline-- fine.
684
00:37:27,434 --> 00:37:30,069
But we were so much better
than Aural Intensity.
685
00:37:30,137 --> 00:37:32,771
Oh, William, I can't reveal
how the voting went down.
686
00:37:32,839 --> 00:37:35,040
That would betray my sacred
oath as judge or something.
687
00:37:35,108 --> 00:37:36,642
The results simply show
688
00:37:36,710 --> 00:37:38,377
the other clubs to be more deserving.
689
00:37:38,445 --> 00:37:42,081
All I can say is casting my vote was
easy.
690
00:37:42,149 --> 00:37:44,450
It reflected exactly how
I felt in my heart
691
00:37:44,518 --> 00:37:46,485
about which team should win.
692
00:37:52,159 --> 00:37:53,859
Well, Sue, congratulations.
693
00:37:53,927 --> 00:37:56,929
You win.
694
00:37:56,997 --> 00:37:57,997
I lose.
695
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,602
The kids lose.
696
00:38:03,670 --> 00:38:05,871
I know you think I'm heartless, Will,
697
00:38:05,939 --> 00:38:07,306
and you may have a point.
698
00:38:07,374 --> 00:38:08,974
I spend large segments of each day
699
00:38:09,042 --> 00:38:10,342
picturing you choking on food.
700
00:38:10,410 --> 00:38:11,777
And I recently contacted
701
00:38:11,845 --> 00:38:13,546
an exotic animal dealer because I had
702
00:38:13,613 --> 00:38:14,947
a very satisfying dream
703
00:38:15,015 --> 00:38:17,516
that the two of us went to a zoo,
and I shoved your face
704
00:38:17,584 --> 00:38:19,285
into one of those pink inflamed monkey butts
705
00:38:19,352 --> 00:38:20,686
that weeps lymph.
706
00:38:20,754 --> 00:38:23,622
And I know that you think I'm a bad person
707
00:38:23,690 --> 00:38:27,026
because I remain unmoved by your
nattering of trite platitudes
708
00:38:27,093 --> 00:38:28,360
to your ill-shapen students
709
00:38:28,428 --> 00:38:30,362
about how the human
condition can be improved
710
00:38:30,430 --> 00:38:32,531
by, yes, singing about it.
711
00:38:32,599 --> 00:38:36,035
And I've proven that I can
wipe you and your Glee Club
712
00:38:36,102 --> 00:38:39,205
off the face of this earth.
713
00:38:39,272 --> 00:38:42,575
But what kind of a world
would that be, Will?
714
00:38:42,642 --> 00:38:44,877
A world where I couldn't
constantly ridicule your hair.
715
00:38:44,945 --> 00:38:48,080
World where I couldn't make
fun of you for tearing up
716
00:38:48,148 --> 00:38:50,316
more than Michael Landon
in a sweeps week's episode
717
00:38:50,383 --> 00:38:51,550
of Little House on the Prairie.
718
00:38:51,618 --> 00:38:53,452
And you know what, Will?
719
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:55,454
Sue Sylvester's not sure
720
00:38:55,522 --> 00:38:58,424
she wants to live in that kind of world.
721
00:38:58,491 --> 00:39:00,259
So I had a little talk with Figgins.
722
00:39:02,028 --> 00:39:03,462
Glee Club gets another year.
723
00:39:03,530 --> 00:39:05,164
I get what I want.
724
00:39:05,232 --> 00:39:06,298
Do you really not understand
725
00:39:06,366 --> 00:39:07,666
how this sexual blackmail thing works?
726
00:39:07,734 --> 00:39:09,301
Enough, Sue!
727
00:39:09,369 --> 00:39:11,837
I will not be blackmailed by you anymore!
728
00:39:11,905 --> 00:39:14,473
I will tell my wife of our
heated sexual congress
729
00:39:14,541 --> 00:39:16,308
before I will be bullied by you again!
730
00:39:16,376 --> 00:39:19,612
One last chit, Figgy.
731
00:39:19,679 --> 00:39:22,715
Give the glee club another year,
and I won't mention us
732
00:39:22,782 --> 00:39:24,383
making the beast with two backs again.
733
00:39:24,451 --> 00:39:25,818
Huh?
734
00:39:25,885 --> 00:39:28,554
We have another year?
735
00:39:28,622 --> 00:39:29,855
You're a good teacher, Will.
736
00:39:29,923 --> 00:39:31,390
Now, I don't like you so much.
737
00:39:31,458 --> 00:39:32,992
But I admire you
738
00:39:33,059 --> 00:39:34,660
and the work you're doing with your kids.
739
00:39:34,728 --> 00:39:36,128
I really do.
740
00:39:38,231 --> 00:39:40,599
Bon chance, William.
741
00:39:40,667 --> 00:39:43,068
I relish the thought of another full year
742
00:39:43,136 --> 00:39:44,670
of constantly besting you.
743
00:39:46,706 --> 00:39:50,242
You know, Sue, inside...
744
00:39:50,310 --> 00:39:51,877
you're a really good person.
745
00:39:51,945 --> 00:39:52,878
You have a heart.
746
00:39:52,946 --> 00:39:54,780
Okay, let go of my hand.
747
00:39:54,848 --> 00:39:56,782
Hey...
748
00:39:56,850 --> 00:40:00,352
I appreciate what you're
doing for these kids.
749
00:40:00,420 --> 00:40:01,954
I won't forget it.
750
00:40:02,022 --> 00:40:04,890
And I'm seriously going
to puke in your mouth.
751
00:40:23,510 --> 00:40:24,543
We've got another year.
752
00:40:24,611 --> 00:40:26,445
What?
753
00:40:26,513 --> 00:40:29,315
Come on, we got another year!
754
00:40:30,383 --> 00:40:31,550
What?! Oh, my God!
755
00:40:34,587 --> 00:40:36,388
Yeah!
756
00:40:36,456 --> 00:40:37,923
Are you serious?!
757
00:40:39,726 --> 00:40:40,826
: Whoa!
758
00:40:44,397 --> 00:40:47,366
Okay, you guys, I think this is
the perfect opportunity for us
759
00:40:47,434 --> 00:40:49,201
to start rehearsing for
next year's Sectionals
760
00:40:49,269 --> 00:40:50,502
immediately...
761
00:40:50,570 --> 00:40:51,704
Guys, you've all worked
really hard this year,
762
00:40:51,771 --> 00:40:53,172
and you deserve a break. But I have ideas.
763
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:54,340
Take the summer off.
764
00:40:54,407 --> 00:40:55,908
Have some fun.
765
00:40:55,975 --> 00:40:59,244
Oh, but before you go,
I have something for you.
766
00:41:00,413 --> 00:41:01,714
You all sang for me the other day,
767
00:41:01,781 --> 00:41:04,383
so today I'd like to return the favor.
768
00:41:04,451 --> 00:41:05,684
Puck, if you're ready.
769
00:41:11,124 --> 00:41:13,092
* Ooh, ooh, ooh *
770
00:41:13,159 --> 00:41:15,961
* Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh *
771
00:41:17,030 --> 00:41:19,531
* Ooh, ooh, ooh *
772
00:41:19,599 --> 00:41:22,000
* Somewhere *
773
00:41:22,068 --> 00:41:26,638
* Over the rainbow *
774
00:41:26,706 --> 00:41:30,442
* Way up high *
775
00:41:30,510 --> 00:41:36,515
* There's a land that I dreamed of *
776
00:41:36,583 --> 00:41:44,623
* Once in a lullaby... *
777
00:41:44,691 --> 00:41:47,960
* Oh, somewhere *
778
00:41:48,027 --> 00:41:52,698
* Over the rainbow *
779
00:41:52,766 --> 00:41:55,234
* Skies are blue *
780
00:41:57,337 --> 00:42:03,375
* And the dreams that you dare to dream *
781
00:42:03,443 --> 00:42:12,551
* Really do come true... *
782
00:42:12,619 --> 00:42:15,587
All the adoption papers seem to be in order.
783
00:42:15,655 --> 00:42:19,158
But there's no name on the
birth certificate yet.
784
00:42:19,225 --> 00:42:20,826
It's Beth.
785
00:42:20,894 --> 00:42:24,797
* Oh, someday I'll wish upon a star *
786
00:42:24,864 --> 00:42:27,800
* And wake up where the clouds are far *
787
00:42:27,867 --> 00:42:32,905
* Behind me *
788
00:42:32,972 --> 00:42:36,175
* Where troubles melt like lemon drops *
789
00:42:36,242 --> 00:42:38,844
* High above the chimney tops *
790
00:42:38,912 --> 00:42:41,847
* That's where *
791
00:42:41,915 --> 00:42:44,082
* You'll find me *
792
00:42:44,150 --> 00:42:48,153
* Oh, somewhere *
793
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* Over the rainbow *
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* Bluebirds fly *
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* Birds fly over the rainbow *
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* Why then, oh, why can't I? *
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* I... *
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