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Okay, "Crazy, Stupid, Love"
is an emotional movie.

2
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- It's okay to cry.
- Yeah, but, babe, you cried so much.

3
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It's two men buying suits.
Okay, I'm not made of stone.

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- Jenny. Mr. Moyer.
- Mr. Mansfield.

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- Morning, sir.
- Yeah, it's interesting.

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You two arriving at the exact
same time for work.

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That's either a tremendous coincidence
or you spent the night together.

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Which, according to my father,
means you got married.

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Did you get married last night,
Jenny?

10
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- What?
- It's a joke! (Laughs)

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Ah! Brody never told you I had
a sense of humor, did he?

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- Tell her I have a sense of humor.
- Oh, he's a riot.

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- I'm a riot!
- Yeah.

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(Rings bell)

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Jenny.

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Brody.

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Tron.

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Huh. You two arriving
at the exact same time.

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That is either
a tremendous coincidence...

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Or...?

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Or nothing.
That's exactly what happened.

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- Hey, guys!
- It's him, and he brought the dolly.

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Oh, he's cleaning out an office.
Somebody's gettin' fired.

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I wonder
who the poor bastard is.

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- (High-pitched voice) What?! Why?!
- No!

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Come on, dude.
I'm just tying my shoe. Sac up.

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I happen to have
a very tall sac, thank you.

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(Derrick) Mr. Mansfield needs
to see you.

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- Carl's been here ten years.
- He was on track for partner.

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You know what this means.

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(Both, singsongy)
Empty office!

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- What?! Are you serious, dude?
- I can't...

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Hey, Carl.

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Oh, Carl, bro. You look so sad, bro.
I'm so sorry, bro.

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(Lowered singsongy voices)
Empty office!

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Season 1, Episode 3
"The New Office"

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I consider this company
to be a family.

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And like in any family, if you
underperform, you get fired.

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As you no doubt have figured out,
we have an empty office.

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I call <i>dibs!</i>

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Congratulations. It's yours.

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- Really?
- No!

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Mr. Moyer, walk with me.

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Now I think it goes without saying
who's first in line for that office.

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- Thank you, sir.
- Oh, you think it's you?

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I did until just now.

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My daughter Lisa is in town
from college this weekend...

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Oh, would you look
at that smile.

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Cost me $12,000, and it was
worth every penny.

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Poor girl had a mouth like
a sand shark.

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- That's her before the braces.
- Watch your fingers, everybody!

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She's in college now and she's being
exposed to a whole new world of ideas,

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which, unfortunately,
she likes.

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She's going through
some kind of

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progressive hippie-dippie
eco-terrorist phase.

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She's embracing
everything I revile,

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and since I'm not gonna put up
with any of her nonsense,

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<i>you</i> are.

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Of course. I mean,
I-I don't wanna brag,

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but I do know my way around
a hacky sack.

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You and I have very different
ideas of what bragging is.

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Now since Lisa thinks
every opportunity to reject me

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is a clear win,
for this to work,

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we're going to have to completely
convince her that I hate you.

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Oh, that may require some pretty
intense acting on your part, sir.

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- Don't touch me.
- Nailed it.

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There's my girl!

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- Daddy!
- Lisa!

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Actually, I've changed it to "Lyssa,"
with a "Y" and two "S's."

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Whatever makes you happy, Lisa.

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No, it's "Lyssa,"
not "Lisa."

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- Lisa. Lisa. Lisa.
- Lyssa. Lyssa. Lyssa.

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- Lisa. Lisa.
- Lyssa. Lyssa.

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- Brody.
- Yes, sir?

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Uh, unfortunately, I am swamped
the whole time you're here,

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and Mr. Moyer is the only one
I can spare.

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So he's gonna be
your tour guide.

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'Sup, girl?

81
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Nice try, dad. He's clearly
your favorite. I'll be fine on my own.

82
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You didn't really sell that one,
did ya, son?

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"'Sup, girl"?

84
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It's what the kids are sayin',
right?

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And with an office
on the line.

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Very disappointing.

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It doesn't get any easier. I feel
like the Grim Reaper with a dolly.

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- What is with the tricycle?
- It is not a tricycle.

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It is the bike perfected.
Lower center of gravity, sleek lines.

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(Bell dings)

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I dig it. It's kinda like a bicycle
for people who can't get laid.

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See? She gets it.

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- Hey.
- Hey. You need a hug?

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- Yeah, I do. Why? What's this for?
- Someone on your floor got fired.

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Oh. Yeah. Right.

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So... lunch?

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Ooh, that is cold!
He had a name, man.

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Wait. You save the badges
of every guy who gets fired?

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Yes. Derrick has a process.

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He learns about each guy
and then he has a memorial.

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You know, he's like the priest
and executioner in one.

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(Laughs) Except when Feinstein got fired,
and then he was a rabbi.

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(Chuckles)

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Hey, it was a mitzvah.

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I call it
"The Wall of Fallen Douches."

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Lest we forget how douchey
those upstairs guys are.

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- You know I'm one of them, right?
- Yeah, that's why I said it.

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Hey, Harvard,
he is not one of those guys.

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- This guy cries at movies. (Chuckles)
- Babe.

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At... manly movies.

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- Babe.
- But... like...

113
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- P-porn. Like the hard stuff.
- Please! Stop!

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Please stop. Jeez.

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Besides, it's impossible to get offended
by a grown man on a big wheel.

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(Bell dings)

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Oh, that's the future calling.
Oh, guess what?

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(Whispers) I get the girl.

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- She's right here, man.
- Yeah, that's why I said it.

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Oh. Hey, check it out.

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I got a surefire way of getting
that open office.

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I am gonna blow Mansfield...

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Away.

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I was so worried you weren't
gonna say "away" there.

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It's a new power move.

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It allows me to enter Mansfield’s
office and take a seat

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without ever breaking
eye contact, boom.

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Right? I called
it "The Riker",

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in honor of Commander William T. Riker
of "Star Trek - Next Generation."

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What do you think?

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I think...
You <i>have</i> to do that.

132
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Yeah. I honestly can't believe
that I didn't think of it.

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That's because while you were wasting
time getting busy with girls,

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I was getting busy with...
(singsongy) "Star Trek."

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Mr. Mansfield, I wanna talk to you
about that open office.

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Fair enough. Have a seat.

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Always check your chair
before you perform a Riker.

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(Bell dings) Coming through!
I'm riding here!

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You peds think you own
the lobby!

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Nice bike.

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My friend Fleur rides her recumbent
to the farmers' market every weekend.

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Farmers' markets are so commercial.
I'm a member of a foraging collective.

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I've had nothing but mushrooms
and hempseed to eat this week,

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and I'm pretty dizzy.

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Can I get a ride?
I'm Lyssa, with a "Y."

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I'm Harvard,
with a "Why not?"

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(Laughs) So you're excited because
you tricked your best friend

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into making an ass out of himself
just so you that could get an office?

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Yeah.

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What the hell, Brody?
You know? Ugh.

151
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What? Okay, a private office is
a huge deal.

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There are only 12 of them
on the floor,

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and one of them is for
Mansfield’s bow flex.

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Okay? I don't know why
it needs the best view.

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Or a private bathroom,
for that matter.

156
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Yeah, well, you know what?
It's not like that down here, okay?

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We don't have private offices or
private bathrooms or... bathrooms.

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We have to use the one
in the chiropractor's office,

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which is on the third floor, and that
is a long waddle when you gotta pee.

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Okay, you have no idea
what it's like where I work.

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If you don't step over
your best friends to get ahead,

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you wind up on that wall
with Carl, okay?

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Mansfield fired seven guys
last year.

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And you wouldn't know
what that keep pressure is

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because it's impossible
to get fired down here.

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No, that is not true.

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00:09:01,914 --> 00:09:04,824
(Whispers) And lower your voice
'cause you're gonna wake up Tori.

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00:09:06,805 --> 00:09:10,893
Trust me. If you guys had something
to compete over, you'd do the same.

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00:09:10,895 --> 00:09:13,462
Or maybe we're just
better people than you are.

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Oh. Yeah? Really?
Okay, let's find out.

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- Hey, guys!
- I'm up!

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Man, I'm working on Carl’s eulogy.
This better be important.

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It is. I'm giving you all
something worth fighting for...

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An access card to the parking garage.
I walk to work, so I don't need it.

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- Whoa.
- I will blow you.

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- Uh, blow me away?
- Huh?

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Jenny, you get to be in charge
of who gets it.

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Okay, what are you doing?

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I'm giving you all
something to compete over.

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I'm turning the ground floor
into the top floor.

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These guys get to see
what it's like to be me,

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and you get to be Mansfield,
baby.

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It felt weird to kiss you
after saying that.

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00:10:01,799 --> 00:10:03,966
- I didn't like it.
- Yeah, so weird.

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00:10:10,618 --> 00:10:12,419
Oh, good morning, sir.
You look very...

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00:10:12,420 --> 00:10:14,526
(Bell dings) Let me tell
you something, Mr. Moyer.

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Someday...

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Someday I hope you experience
the joy of having a daughter,

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so you can see the smile on her face
when she spots you up in the stands

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00:10:23,572 --> 00:10:28,975
of every single volleyball game,
school play, and piano recital.

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00:10:29,818 --> 00:10:32,677
Then I hope you're
fortunate enough to drop dead...

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Before she is old enough

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to cancel dinner plans at the last minute
with a text that reads, "Sorry. Busy."

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00:10:40,964 --> 00:10:44,540
Frowny-face, frowny-face,
winking frowny-face.

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00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:47,678
Dear God, sometimes
I think it's... (Bell dings)

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00:10:47,679 --> 00:10:49,650
It's easier having a son
than a daughter.

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00:10:49,651 --> 00:10:51,250
- What?
- What?

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00:10:51,474 --> 00:10:54,041
(Whistles) Occupied.

199
00:10:56,860 --> 00:10:58,795
I'm sure it's just a phase.

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00:10:59,149 --> 00:11:02,249
Every father and daughter
has to go through it.

201
00:11:02,819 --> 00:11:07,188
Except most fathers accept this
new reality, which is a mistake.

202
00:11:07,190 --> 00:11:10,324
The key is to hold your ground
until it passes.

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00:11:10,326 --> 00:11:12,894
<i>That's</i> how you win.

204
00:11:12,896 --> 00:11:17,265
- Can you really win at parenting?
- Have I taught you nothing?

205
00:11:17,267 --> 00:11:21,768
Life is a series of contests. You can
win 'em all. Yesterday, I won at lunch.

206
00:11:21,950 --> 00:11:24,049
- What did you have?
- Nothing.

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00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:27,318
(Cell phone alert chimes)
Oh, here's another text. What...

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00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,888
Now what the hell kind of bike
is she riding?

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00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:33,943
The tricycle of a man
who's gonna have a frowny-face.

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00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:36,227
(Cell phone alert chimes)

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00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:38,196
Oh, my God.

212
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:42,481
Brody just texted me.
Do you know who Lisa’s father is?

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00:11:42,517 --> 00:11:44,787
It's Mansfield.

214
00:11:45,634 --> 00:11:47,567
- What?
- Yeah.

215
00:11:47,568 --> 00:11:50,102
That's crazy.
I paid for lunch.

216
00:11:50,103 --> 00:11:52,758
Well, Harvard, who's gonna pay
for your funeral?

217
00:11:52,759 --> 00:11:54,932
You are messing with
Mansfield’s daughter.

218
00:11:54,933 --> 00:11:58,717
When he figures that out, the only thing
they'll find of you is your beard.

219
00:11:59,832 --> 00:12:02,353
Why would Mansfield’s daughter
go after Harvard?

220
00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:04,564
Mm, probably to get back
at her dad.

221
00:12:04,565 --> 00:12:08,394
Think about it. You're, like,
everything he hates.

222
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:12,350
That makes total sense.
I'm the bad boy.

223
00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:16,968
The forbidden fruit. The devil's candy.
Black licorice.

224
00:12:17,457 --> 00:12:22,207
Harvard, Mansfield will rip off your
helmet with your head still inside.

225
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:24,876
That's not really good
for my neck.

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00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:28,680
Look, you can either be a man
and go tell Lisa it's over,

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00:12:28,682 --> 00:12:31,316
or you can run and hide
and take the coward's way.

228
00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:34,853
I know what I need to do.

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Coward's way. Coward's way!

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00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,890
Whoo!

231
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:44,281
Hey.

232
00:12:44,283 --> 00:12:47,145
You're not mad that I encouraged
you to do the Riker, are you?

233
00:12:47,146 --> 00:12:49,591
What? No. I would have done
the same to you.

234
00:12:49,592 --> 00:12:52,925
- Okay.
- Besides, it totally worked.

235
00:12:53,117 --> 00:12:55,650
- Congratulations. You got the office.
- Shut up.

236
00:12:55,651 --> 00:12:58,255
I'm serious, man. Mansfield
wants to see you right away.

237
00:12:58,257 --> 00:13:02,626
Oh, my God! I am so sorry
it wasn't you, man.

238
00:13:02,628 --> 00:13:06,430
- But you're smiling.
- Am I? Am I smiling? Okay, I'll stop.

239
00:13:06,432 --> 00:13:09,656
Have I stopped? I can't stop.
Oh, my God.

240
00:13:10,603 --> 00:13:13,445
- Sir, you wanted to see me?
- No.

241
00:13:14,817 --> 00:13:17,275
I wanna see the two gentlemen
seated behind you,

242
00:13:17,276 --> 00:13:20,411
who just flew here from Berlin
for an intensely private meeting

243
00:13:20,413 --> 00:13:22,246
which you're now interrupting.

244
00:13:26,024 --> 00:13:27,257
So I should...

245
00:13:27,258 --> 00:13:29,025
(Whistles) Mm!

246
00:13:31,389 --> 00:13:33,866
How'd it go?

247
00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:45,302
I just want to let you know that Threepeat
tried to screw me out of the office, too.

248
00:13:45,304 --> 00:13:49,406
So... a-point a-Brody.

249
00:13:49,408 --> 00:13:52,853
Oh, my God. Is talking like that why
you went to prom with your cousin?

250
00:13:53,536 --> 00:13:55,869
A-point a-Jenny.

251
00:13:55,870 --> 00:13:56,956
(Clears throat)

252
00:13:56,957 --> 00:14:00,198
- I'm just saying everybody's competitive.
- Not down here, we're not.

253
00:14:00,199 --> 00:14:02,511
Oh, yeah? Okay, what happened
with the parking pass?

254
00:14:02,512 --> 00:14:05,209
I gave it to Derrick, 'cause he drops
his nephew off at school.

255
00:14:05,210 --> 00:14:08,074
Yeah, and I gave it to Tori.
She's too hot to take the bus, man.

256
00:14:08,383 --> 00:14:10,117
And I gave it back to Jenny,

257
00:14:10,118 --> 00:14:13,098
because she always wakes me up
when it's time to go home.

258
00:14:14,133 --> 00:14:15,799
Huh.

259
00:14:15,801 --> 00:14:18,543
I guess you guys really are
better people than us upstairs.

260
00:14:18,544 --> 00:14:21,111
I guess a-so.

261
00:14:23,617 --> 00:14:26,218
All right, he's gone.
Give me my damn pass.

262
00:14:26,220 --> 00:14:28,287
I think you mean <i>my</i> pass.

263
00:14:28,289 --> 00:14:30,089
You know what?
I'm just gonna take it.

264
00:14:30,091 --> 00:14:33,058
- (Gritted teeth) Back off, bitch.
- Okay, guys? Guys?

265
00:14:33,060 --> 00:14:37,029
No one gets the pass, okay?
I'm in charge. <i>I</i> get the pass.

266
00:14:37,031 --> 00:14:42,835
Yes, Jenny gets the pass as the prize
for being the best person.

267
00:14:42,837 --> 00:14:45,904
I guess you're... you're pretty
pleased with yourself.

268
00:14:45,906 --> 00:14:48,151
Am I smiling?
I'm smiling, aren't I?

269
00:14:49,559 --> 00:14:51,792
Okay. Okay, you're right.

270
00:14:51,793 --> 00:14:54,416
We're... we're exactly the same
as you guys upstairs.

271
00:14:54,417 --> 00:14:57,409
- That's all I'm saying.
- I-I don't know. I just thought that...

272
00:14:57,410 --> 00:15:00,243
You and I would bring out the best
qualities in each other, you know.

273
00:15:00,244 --> 00:15:03,187
- Not the worst.
- I'm not trying to make you worse.

274
00:15:03,188 --> 00:15:04,857
It's just in my nature
to be competitive.

275
00:15:04,859 --> 00:15:06,592
Yeah, but you don't
have to be.

276
00:15:06,594 --> 00:15:09,328
You know what's sexier than
a guy with a private office?

277
00:15:09,330 --> 00:15:13,132
A guy with a private office that
knows all the parts of "Wicked"?

278
00:15:13,134 --> 00:15:15,801
- A-actually, yeah.
- Yeah. (Chuckles)

279
00:15:15,803 --> 00:15:18,524
But what's even sexier
than that

280
00:15:18,525 --> 00:15:21,221
is a guy that puts
the people that he cares about

281
00:15:21,222 --> 00:15:23,742
above everything else,
no matter what.

282
00:15:24,504 --> 00:15:27,212
Okay. Well... I'm not that guy.

283
00:15:27,214 --> 00:15:30,996
- Uh, I think you are.
- Uh, I'm really not.

284
00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:34,253
- Uh, you really are.
- Uh, I'm telling you, I'm really n...

285
00:15:41,227 --> 00:15:42,828
You are.

286
00:15:45,198 --> 00:15:46,999
Uh...

287
00:15:47,001 --> 00:15:48,767
I might be.

288
00:15:54,881 --> 00:15:56,382
(Rings bell)

289
00:15:59,746 --> 00:16:01,447
Join me, won't you?

290
00:16:12,759 --> 00:16:15,147
It's 34 stories.

291
00:16:16,330 --> 00:16:18,587
On the elevator,
it'd take about 90 seconds

292
00:16:18,588 --> 00:16:20,866
to get back down
to the ground floor.

293
00:16:21,477 --> 00:16:23,709
(Lowered voice)
I bet you could beat that.

294
00:16:25,616 --> 00:16:29,977
Nothing happened, I swear.
It was second base. We held hands.

295
00:16:30,863 --> 00:16:32,900
If I thought something
actually happened,

296
00:16:32,901 --> 00:16:35,730
your beard would be washing up
at Alcatraz.

297
00:16:36,987 --> 00:16:39,619
Okay. Well, good talk. I gotta go.
(Claps hands)

298
00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:41,690
You'll go when I damn well say
you can go.

299
00:16:41,691 --> 00:16:44,060
Okay. I'll just stay here.

300
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:46,193
I need some intel
on my daughter,

301
00:16:46,195 --> 00:16:48,352
and you're the only one
she seems to be talking to

302
00:16:48,353 --> 00:16:50,131
as she's going through
this phase.

303
00:16:50,662 --> 00:16:54,147
Well, maybe it's not a phase.

304
00:16:54,148 --> 00:16:59,451
Maybe she just happens to
be into bad boys... (Chuckles)

305
00:16:59,473 --> 00:17:01,342
Such as myself.

306
00:17:02,356 --> 00:17:04,057
(Spits)

307
00:17:06,681 --> 00:17:08,916
This iced tea has gone bad.

308
00:17:10,519 --> 00:17:12,753
That's 40-year-old scotch.

309
00:17:12,755 --> 00:17:15,289
Well, I'd get something newer
'cause that's disgusting.

310
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:19,037
I will win this battle
with my daughter.

311
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:22,073
Well, maybe.
But if you're like me...

312
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:24,709
And you seem to be
exactly like me...

313
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,112
You don't want to miss a week
with Lisa.

314
00:17:28,113 --> 00:17:32,048
I see. So you're saying the price
of victory might just be too high.

315
00:17:32,049 --> 00:17:35,421
No. No, I'm saying, hang out with her,
see what you have in common.

316
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:38,189
If you want, I could tell you
what she likes.

317
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:40,758
- I know what Lisa likes.
- You mean "Lyssa."

318
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,929
- Lisa.
- Lyssa.

319
00:17:42,930 --> 00:17:45,764
- Lisa. Lisa.
- Lyssa. Lyssa.

320
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,398
- Lisa.
- Lyssa.

321
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,633
- Lisa.
- Lyssa.

322
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:51,736
- Lisa. Lisa. Lisa!
- Lyssa. Lyssa. Lyssa!

323
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,371
- Lisa.
- Ly-ssa.

324
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:55,473
- Ly-ssaa.
- There it is.

325
00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:03,097
So I think you should
give the office to Threepeat.

326
00:18:03,098 --> 00:18:05,484
He brought in the Moran account.
He deserves it.

327
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:09,387
- Oh, the magnanimous play.
- No, there's no play, sir.

328
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:13,458
I just like to think I'm the kind of guy
who supports his friends no matter what.

329
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,793
You know, I'm trying to be
a better person.

330
00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:18,763
This is the girl's influence
on you, isn't it?

331
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:22,667
- This is Jenny. Am I right?
- Yeah, she may have mentioned something.

332
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:25,110
Well, she's making you
a better person.

333
00:18:25,111 --> 00:18:29,456
She's making you put other people's
feelings in front of yours.

334
00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:34,445
- Yeah, she is.
- It's bullshit.

335
00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:37,979
This is your job.

336
00:18:37,980 --> 00:18:41,052
This is not some puppet show
at the children's library.

337
00:18:41,054 --> 00:18:44,107
When you leave this building, I don't
care if you're Patch frickin' Adams.

338
00:18:44,108 --> 00:18:47,191
When you're here,
you go for the jugular.

339
00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:49,740
This is your job,
and that office was yours.

340
00:18:49,887 --> 00:18:52,076
- It was?
- And now it's not.

341
00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:55,333
Ah, Mr. Wen.

342
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:58,236
Congratulations.
The office is yours.

343
00:18:58,238 --> 00:18:59,996
<i>Yeah,</i> it is!

344
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:11,767
I can't reward that.

345
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:14,485
I'm not gonna give the office
to anyone.

346
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,022
Check that...

347
00:19:16,023 --> 00:19:18,857
I'm gonna give it to the potted plant.
(Elevator bell dings)

348
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:22,080
It's the only thing around here
that doesn't piss me off.

349
00:19:23,758 --> 00:19:26,364
- You ready, dad?
- I sure am, sweetheart.

350
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:29,199
Let's go ride
adult tricycles.

351
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,637
(Lowered voice) Not a word.

352
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,508
I'm really proud of you.

353
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:41,279
You showed a lot of integrity.
Very sexy.

354
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:44,515
I'd trade it all
for that office.

355
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,751
I know.
Oh, it's starting.

356
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:49,725
Carl MacNeil will be missed.

357
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:53,391
An avid fisherman, a golfer,

358
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:57,933
and proud owner of the state's largest
collection of ships in bottles.

359
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,632
I probably don't need to mention
he was white.

360
00:20:02,862 --> 00:20:04,869
Carl is in a better place now...

361
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,780
Goldman Sachs.

362
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:09,807
This is for you, Carl.

363
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:13,778
(Kisses)

364
00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:19,483
- This is the best part.
- Why?

365
00:20:19,485 --> 00:20:21,557
♪ Amazing grace

366
00:20:21,565 --> 00:20:24,222
Oh, 'cause you're singing, you think
I'm... This is ridiculous

367
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:28,492
(both) ♪ How sweet the sound

368
00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:35,299
♪ That saved a wretch like me

369
00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:37,668
(off-key) ♪ Ohh...!

370
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:42,373
(all) ♪ I once was lost,

371
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:45,943
♪ But now am found

372
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,212
♪ Ooh...

373
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:53,412
♪ Was blind, but now I see

374
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:58,222
(high-pitched sobbing)

375
00:20:58,224 --> 00:20:59,557
(Gasps)

376
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,626
Let's eat. (Chuckles)

377
00:21:02,205 --> 00:21:05,205
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