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Three, two...
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One, lunchtime!
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- Yeah!
- All righty.
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All right! Who's ready to hit up
that new food truck again?
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No, no, no.
That's not a food truck.
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That's a guy selling bunless hot
dogs out of the back of a van.
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Are you guys
talking about van dogs?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah?
- You in or you out, girl?
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Um, I would love to, but Brody
and I are going to lunch.
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Oh, where has he been?
I haven't seen that guy in weeks.
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Yeah. You know, you're right, Derrick.
It has been amazing.
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Harvard, he's just been
really busy lately.
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But he's still the sweetest, most
thoughtful guy...
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Oh! That son of a bitch
canceled on me again.
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Now that it's finally over,
I feel like I can tell you
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I never really cared
for him.
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Oh, my God, you guys!
He made me a video.
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♪ When I see your face
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♪ There's not a thing
that I would change ♪
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♪ 'Cause you're amazing
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♪ Just the way you are
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How sweet! Oh...
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Oh, big deal. I could sing
like that, too, if I had a good voice.
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- Why is he on the toilet? Is he pooping?
- No!
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The bathroom's the only place
he can sneak away.
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Yeah, that's cool. If I sung
like that, I would poop all day.
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He is not pooping, okay?
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His childhood dream
was to be a singer,
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and he even had a music teacher
that told him he was good enough.
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So? I had a teacher who told me
I could be a model.
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He even took pictures of me
in my underwear to prove it.
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Can you forward me
that video, please?
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- Yeah, me, too. I really love that song.
- No, you guys, that's private.
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Guys, guys, guys.
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Why would a typing teacher need
pictures of me in my underwear?
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So van dogs.
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- Van dogs!
- We eatin'!
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- Jenny, you forgot...
- Your phone.
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Brody, say hello to YouTube.
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You were supposed to forward me
those numbers!
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I can't forward you those numbers
until Kyle forwards them to me.
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- Kyle!
- I can't take this anymore, guys!
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Oh, this might be it.
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- Oh, this is good.
- Are those the numbers?
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Mnh-mnh. It's something called
"Potty Pavarotti."
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No, you might
wanna check this out.
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♪ When I see your face
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♪ There's not a thing that...
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Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.
Do not forward that, please.
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No, no, no. I would never...
Again.
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♪ When I see your face
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Okay, let's go.
Let's hand it over.
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Very, very funny. We're all laughing.
♪ When I see your face
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Oh, every...
everyone's a comedian now.
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All right. I understand
what's going on. Oh, wonderful.
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- ♪ When I see your face
- Oh, Kyle, you, too. Wonderful.
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What am I doing? I'm trying
to stop the Internet with my hands.
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- What the hell's going on out here?
- Uh, it's just a funny video, sir.
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Well, show it to me.
I could use a good rib tickling.
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I don't think
you'll like it, sir.
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I wanna be tickled.
Who wants to tickle me?
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Mr. Wen? Mr. McCormick?
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Potty Pavarotti?
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- How did you...
- You've gone viral, son.
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And, Mr. Moyer, you have
the voice of an angel.
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Get me those numbers.
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♪ When I see your face...
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Synced by P2Pfiend & Reef
www.addic7ed.com
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Season 1, Episode 5
"Take Me Out to the Ballgame"
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Jenny?
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Well, well, well, well, well.
If it isn't Depeche Commode.
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New Kid on the Pot.
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I suppose you're wondering who came up
with the diabolical plan to spread
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this virus of humiliation
around the world.
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It was obviously you.
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That was a dramatic pause.
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'Twas I.
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Nobody cares, man.
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Well, why don't you tell that
to the 42,345 people
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who have witnessed you at your
lowest moment, turd eye blind?
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Listen to this
scathing comment.
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- "Not bad."
- Hmm.
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- "Cute."
- Huh.
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"Where can I buy this?"
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Damn it!
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- Hey, babe.
- Hey.
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I am so, so sorry
about that video.
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'Twas Harvard.
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- How was work?
- Oh, my God. It was insane.
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By 7:30, the deal was dead, so Mansfield
gets on the phone to Singapore.
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I get on the phone
to Frankfurt.
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I took a Bissell German
in college.
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Anyway, long story long,
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by the time Threepeat talked
Kyle off Mansfield’s balcony,
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the deal was saved, and here I am.
I love my job! I love it so much!
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Okay.
Let's put that coffee down.
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And it's empty, which would
explain why you're vibrating.
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Which might actually be a lot of fun for
me if we were spending any time together.
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Okay. Look, I-I know
that I've been busy lately,
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but the deal has to close
by Sunday night,
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and Monday's a holiday,
so I will be all yours.
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And I know exactly
what I'm gonna do with you.
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- Oh, I think I do, too.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Baseball game.
- Sex-a-thon... Baseball game.
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My Diamondbacks
versus your Giants...
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Just you, me, and the greatest
team in the National League.
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Plus the Diamondbacks
will be there.
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Your team is
so getting spanked.
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Oh, sorry.
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Crap. That's Mansfield.
Something's going on with the deal.
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What's going on with the deal?
What's the deal?
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Oh, my God!
I love my job so much!
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All right, team.
Bring it in. Let's take a knee.
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Oh, sir, this is a new
Prada suit, so...
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Now I just got off the phone
with Singapore,
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and it looks like this deal
is going to close.
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This is a place of business.
I'll tell you when you can cheer.
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And you cheer!
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Now we have a lot of hard work
in front of us,
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but when we do close,
you will be rewarded.
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Won't somebody cheer?
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Because Remington Trust is
the best damn team in this business.
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Give me a cheer.
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Because I'm gonna take you
to see
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the best damn baseball team
in the business...
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The San Francisco Giants...
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From the best damn luxury suite
money can buy,
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and this is all gonna happen
Monday.
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Monday!
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Or Tuesday works better
for some people.
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Monday it is!
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AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back
Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday
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Okay, everybody has off Monday
for the holiday,
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but I do need two volunteers
to help keep the building open.
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Oh, yeah, that's a "Hell, no"
from me, okay?
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I've watched too many
horror movies,
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and the lone black guy
in the empty office building...
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He's gonna die.
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Hey, Tori,
can you work Monday?
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- Yeah. What the hell.
- I'll do it, too.
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Hey, you.
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Oh, hey, babe. So bad news.
The Giants game's sold out on Monday.
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Oh, no!
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But I went online
and got us tickets!
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Oh, awesome.
I'm so psyched.
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Now are they the best seats?
No.
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- But are they the worst seats?
- Yes.
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Oh. Wow.
You wanna hear something funny?
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- Yeah.
- You're gonna laugh.
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I love to laugh, so...
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- So to reward us for our hard work...
- Mm-hmm?
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Mansfield bought the luxury suite
for Monday's game.
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It's the same game
we're supposed to go to.
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So are you telling me
that you're gonna bail on me
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on your one day off of work
to spend more time with your boss?
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Not now, I'm not.
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Sir, can I talk to you
for a second?
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Brody, what in the hell
are you doing?
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I'm sorry. Your assistant told
me that you were in here, so...
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You're violating steam room etiquette.
You understand?
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You enter a steam room the exact same
way you enter the world... naked.
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Gotcha. So... I wanted to talk
to you about the baseballs...
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Uh, the
baseball game on Monday.
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Oh, it's gonna be
a good one, isn't it?
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You are a, uh, fellow
Giants fan, I trust.
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- The biggest.
- Oh.
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Now about that, I... I just gave
$250,000 to the Giants' charity.
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Okay, well, I have a Willie Mays
bubblehead doll, so...
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You know, I've been blessed
with two very lovely daughters,
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neither of which has the slightest
bit of interest in baseball,
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so it's always been
a dream of mine
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to have a son who might like to go
to a couple games with me.
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Yeah...
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So funny story.
You wanna laugh?
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- No.
- Oh, excellent. So, um...
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Turns out that Jenny already
bought us tickets to the same game.
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That's a crime.
I hope you let her down easy.
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Well, I tried, but...
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You know how girls get hurt when you tell
them you can't do something with them?
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Are you saying you...
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You don't wanna
go to the game with me?
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No, no, of c... of course not.
It's just that...
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'Cause I'll be darned,
it sounded like you said
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you don't wanna go
to the game with me.
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I'm not saying that at all.
I'm just saying,
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I haven't really spent a lot of
time with Jenny recently, so...
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How in God's name could you
bail on your team like this?
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- Come on. Don't be like that.
- Don't tell me how to be.
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Mr. Moyer, look.
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Do you know why we work
so very hard to close these deals?
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- The money...?
- Of course it's the money.
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After the money,
there's the camaraderie.
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Just like when the pack
gets themselves an antelope,
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and afterwards,
everyone celebrates.
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I mean, everyone
but the antelope, of course.
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Just need to get a signature
on these invoices.
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- Why the hell are you naked?
- Uh, steam room etiquette...?
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- Bend over. Nice and deep.
- All right.
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What are you looking at?
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Just something that I'll see for the rest
of my life every time I close my eyes.
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Quit making this weird.
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Sir, I could probably
talk to Jenny again.
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Oh, no, you made your choice.
There will be no antelope for you.
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We're gonna have fun
without you.
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Young man, how would you
like a free ticket
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to the company luxury suite
for a Giants baseball game?
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Is this some sort
of Machiavellian ploy to punish Brody?
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You're damn right it is.
Are you in or out?
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In. Of course I'm in.
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This is gonna be awesome.
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Some quality time
to bond with Mansfield.
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Oh, Kyle, real talk? I don't think
Mansfield knows your name.
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Who's ready
for baseball?
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Everybody gets a glove.
Mr. McCormick. Mr. Wen.
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Sport.
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Attention, capitalist pigs.
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I am here ironically.
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I have no interest in indulging
in your bourgeois idea of luxury.
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Is that your own private carvery?
It's ridiculous.
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What do you expect us to pay
for this orgy of indulgence?
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It's free, man.
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I will take two of all
the things you have here.
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Kill another cow.
I don't care.
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You know, this seat's not taken.
Why don't you sit here?
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Uh... it's just that Brody
normally sits next to you.
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Brody's not here, is he?
Come on. Scooch over.
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00:12:05,923 --> 00:12:07,135
Okay.
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You a, uh,
you a Giants fan?
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Oh. Yeah. The biggest.
Getting killed today, though.
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Game hasn't started yet.
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Oh, good.
We're still in it, then.
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- Okay. I'm gonna...
- I'm right here.
234
00:12:27,427 --> 00:12:29,981
And you're two rows up,
unless you wanna switch.
235
00:12:29,982 --> 00:12:32,930
No, no, I'll be fine. I'll send up
a flare when I get there.
236
00:12:34,017 --> 00:12:36,942
Get ready to have a fun day,
just you and me.
237
00:12:36,972 --> 00:12:39,907
Mwah. Oh, I've already
forgotten about work.
238
00:12:39,941 --> 00:12:42,042
How about
a big Giants welcome
239
00:12:42,043 --> 00:12:45,444
for our special guests today?
Remington Trust.
240
00:12:45,445 --> 00:12:48,479
The road to a better life
begins at Remington.
241
00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:52,385
It's pretty good up here, too.
What do we have here? So...
242
00:12:52,635 --> 00:12:55,789
Hey, looks like I got that middle
seat there, just between you guys.
243
00:12:55,824 --> 00:12:58,676
No, you know what? Uh...
There we go. Sorry.
244
00:12:58,692 --> 00:13:02,898
Real quick. Hey, we're on the same team.
And I'm in. Great.
245
00:13:02,932 --> 00:13:05,859
And now please rise
for our National Anthem.
246
00:13:05,860 --> 00:13:09,304
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
247
00:13:13,910 --> 00:13:15,176
Yeah!
248
00:13:17,236 --> 00:13:20,070
Check me out. I'm
Hawaiian Wolverine. Huh?
249
00:13:21,318 --> 00:13:22,567
No.
250
00:13:24,581 --> 00:13:28,643
So jaded. God.
You guys are in a wonderland.
251
00:13:28,666 --> 00:13:31,027
We've all been given a golden
ticket to Wonka's Factory.
252
00:13:31,028 --> 00:13:33,290
The only thing missing
is...
253
00:13:33,705 --> 00:13:36,573
Is that a fountain
of chocolate?!
254
00:13:41,716 --> 00:13:43,068
All right.
255
00:13:43,746 --> 00:13:45,636
Hey, how'd you get that guy
to switch seats?
256
00:13:45,637 --> 00:13:47,842
Oh, I asked him nicely.
257
00:13:47,843 --> 00:13:50,811
- And then I took him on a little trip...
- To Cleave-land.
258
00:13:50,846 --> 00:13:53,546
Oh, Cleave-land is so beautiful
this time of year.
259
00:13:55,310 --> 00:13:57,244
Are you watching the game
on your phone?
260
00:13:57,245 --> 00:13:58,846
No, it's just
Threepeat's Instagram.
261
00:13:58,847 --> 00:14:01,675
He keeps posting pictures
of what's going on in the luxury suite.
262
00:14:01,676 --> 00:14:03,654
Who cares what's going on
in the luxury suite?
263
00:14:03,655 --> 00:14:04,993
Oh, I certainly don't.
264
00:14:04,994 --> 00:14:08,994
I'm just happy that Threepeat's finally
getting some quality time with Mansfield.
265
00:14:09,018 --> 00:14:11,162
In the seat that I usually
sit in.
266
00:14:11,163 --> 00:14:13,464
Close enough, Threepeat?
Why don't you hop in his lap?
267
00:14:13,465 --> 00:14:15,616
Ha ha ha. I'm laughing
at it, though.
268
00:14:16,571 --> 00:14:19,836
Babe, come on. You're here with me.
It's a beautiful day.
269
00:14:19,837 --> 00:14:21,878
- We're just outside of Cleave-land.
- You're right.
270
00:14:21,885 --> 00:14:23,946
You're right, you're right,
you're right.
271
00:14:24,244 --> 00:14:25,878
That's gotta be crab legs,
right?
272
00:14:25,912 --> 00:14:28,680
They couldn't have flown in
lobster. Ah, who cares?
273
00:14:29,283 --> 00:14:31,717
You know, the truth is, I never
really got into baseball
274
00:14:31,751 --> 00:14:33,619
because it's more
of a father/son game.
275
00:14:33,620 --> 00:14:35,320
You know, my dad was
more into individual sports
276
00:14:35,321 --> 00:14:38,196
like tennis and golf
and withholding affection.
277
00:14:39,369 --> 00:14:42,044
Oh, I think every boy
should learn about baseball.
278
00:14:42,045 --> 00:14:43,897
It encompasses
everything I love...
279
00:14:43,898 --> 00:14:46,266
High salaries,
statistical analysis,
280
00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:48,201
and those
tiny batting helmets
281
00:14:48,269 --> 00:14:50,304
that they say are just
for kids under 12,
282
00:14:50,338 --> 00:14:52,873
but of course,
I say that's bullshit.
283
00:14:55,410 --> 00:14:59,235
Well... you know, sir, I've always wanted
to learn how to throw a curvy ball.
284
00:14:59,236 --> 00:15:01,237
Curveball's
a very meager commodity.
285
00:15:01,238 --> 00:15:02,983
It's all about the grip.
Take a hold of that
286
00:15:02,984 --> 00:15:05,519
and get your finger
across the lace
287
00:15:05,554 --> 00:15:08,222
and... when you release it,
pull the trigger.
288
00:15:08,256 --> 00:15:10,791
You pull the trigger.
How does that feel?
289
00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:13,442
- That feels like a family.
- Attaboy.
290
00:15:14,197 --> 00:15:17,802
- Maybe we should have a catch sometime.
- Oh, I want that so bad.
291
00:15:18,064 --> 00:15:20,469
Oh, God. Oh.
292
00:15:20,867 --> 00:15:23,535
Young man, is that chocolate
that you're drinking?
293
00:15:23,569 --> 00:15:26,638
Yeah, yeah, and there's a whole
fountain of it right back there.
294
00:15:28,703 --> 00:15:31,610
It's making me a little sick,
but I'm powering right through it.
295
00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:34,450
Score some points!
296
00:15:35,963 --> 00:15:39,817
But now I am 100%
totally yours.
297
00:15:42,256 --> 00:15:45,859
- After I go to the bathroom.
- Didn't you just go?
298
00:15:45,893 --> 00:15:49,575
Yeah, but you keep making me chug my beer
every time the Diamondbacks score a run.
299
00:15:51,980 --> 00:15:54,531
- Speaking of that...
- Damn it!
300
00:15:56,170 --> 00:15:58,815
Guys, word of warning...
301
00:16:00,975 --> 00:16:04,945
Do not dip the turkey leg in chocolate.
It is disgusting and...
302
00:16:04,946 --> 00:16:07,214
Highly addictive.
303
00:16:07,248 --> 00:16:09,082
Look who's here.
304
00:16:09,117 --> 00:16:11,795
Brody, Brody, Brody!
305
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,954
Mr. Moyer.
What are you doing here?
306
00:16:13,989 --> 00:16:16,656
I just came down to say hi
and just pop back up.
307
00:16:16,690 --> 00:16:20,427
Well, you've said hi. You've come down.
Now you can pop up.
308
00:16:21,996 --> 00:16:26,066
Oh, well, well, well. How does
it feel to be on the outside?
309
00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:28,693
Pressing your face
against the glass,
310
00:16:28,694 --> 00:16:32,272
watching us eat our Turkey
and chocolate...
311
00:16:32,702 --> 00:16:37,210
Knowing that you will never be the center
of attention ever again?
312
00:16:39,714 --> 00:16:42,359
- Oh!
- I got it! I got it!
313
00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:45,238
Brody just caught that ball
with his bare hands!
314
00:16:45,239 --> 00:16:47,222
- Yeah!
- Brody! Brody!
315
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:52,461
Oh, my God!
316
00:16:54,730 --> 00:16:57,153
Oh, my God.
317
00:17:01,037 --> 00:17:02,504
Son, tell it again,
won't ya?
318
00:17:02,538 --> 00:17:04,831
Okay. So I heard the crack
of the bat.
319
00:17:04,832 --> 00:17:06,793
I saw the ball out of the corner
of my eye, and then boom!
320
00:17:06,794 --> 00:17:08,343
Pure reflex.
And fun fact...
321
00:17:08,377 --> 00:17:10,284
I'm right-handed, but
I caught the ball with my left.
322
00:17:10,285 --> 00:17:12,899
I love this game!
I love this game so much!
323
00:17:14,512 --> 00:17:16,491
Uh, but you know what?
I actually do have to get back to...
324
00:17:16,492 --> 00:17:17,779
- Jenny.
- Exactly.
325
00:17:18,046 --> 00:17:20,046
Oh. Jenny.
326
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,259
I caught you a ball.
327
00:17:23,975 --> 00:17:27,563
Oh, my gosh, Brody.
Thank you so much!
328
00:17:29,502 --> 00:17:31,837
Oh, it hit the guy
I threw up on.
329
00:17:33,396 --> 00:17:35,364
Well, I'm sorry
to interrupt, everyone.
330
00:17:35,365 --> 00:17:37,139
- Enjoy the rest of the game.
- Wait, Jenny, Jenny.
331
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,974
You know what? Look, if you're
gonna sneak around on me,
332
00:17:39,002 --> 00:17:42,499
at least have the decency
to do it with a really hot chick,
333
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,344
not a 50-year-old guy.
334
00:17:44,370 --> 00:17:47,352
Okay. Look, I was not
sneaking around.
335
00:17:47,353 --> 00:17:49,638
I just came down here for a minute
to celebrate with my team,
336
00:17:49,639 --> 00:17:51,050
but I was gonna come
right back up to you,
337
00:17:51,051 --> 00:17:53,052
and then I caught the ball
with my weak hand.
338
00:17:53,866 --> 00:17:57,382
Look, Brody, I know that work
comes first. I get it.
339
00:17:57,383 --> 00:18:01,797
But on your one day off, I, uh... I wish
that I at least made, like, the top five.
340
00:18:01,798 --> 00:18:03,374
Hey, you do. You're more than that.
341
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:05,240
I... just look, why don't we
go up to our seats right now?
342
00:18:05,241 --> 00:18:09,043
Oh. Oh, no. 'Cause they're not
our seats. They're my seats.
343
00:18:09,076 --> 00:18:13,119
So I'm gonna go back to my seat
and cheer for my team...
344
00:18:13,154 --> 00:18:15,713
After I take a turkey leg.
345
00:18:20,662 --> 00:18:23,666
Shouldn't have come down here.
I shouldn't have lied to Jenny.
346
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,736
I honestly shouldn't have caught
the ball with one hand.
347
00:18:25,737 --> 00:18:27,715
Damn my natural
athleticism.
348
00:18:28,471 --> 00:18:31,147
What you shouldn't have done
is hurt that little girl's feelings.
349
00:18:31,148 --> 00:18:32,508
What the hell
were you thinking?
350
00:18:32,543 --> 00:18:36,480
Well, you did say that it was more
important to be a part of the team.
351
00:18:36,514 --> 00:18:40,545
Naked men in steam rooms say
a lot of things that they do not mean.
352
00:18:42,053 --> 00:18:46,221
Gosh, I can't believe that
she threw your foul ball back.
353
00:18:46,522 --> 00:18:49,665
That's real rage. Bless her heart. You're
gonna have to do something about it.
354
00:18:49,666 --> 00:18:51,099
Yeah. I'm gonna have
to do something big.
355
00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:52,667
No, you're gonna have
to do something giant.
356
00:18:52,668 --> 00:18:56,579
Lucky for you, I have Giant friends
who owe me giant favors
357
00:18:56,580 --> 00:18:59,409
because these are
the San Francisco Giants.
358
00:18:59,410 --> 00:19:01,311
Yeah, no,
I get the reference.
359
00:19:01,312 --> 00:19:03,846
Good. Save your voice.
You're gonna need it.
360
00:19:07,299 --> 00:19:10,908
And now please welcome,
to sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame,"
361
00:19:10,909 --> 00:19:14,305
Remington Trust's own
Potty Pavarotti!
362
00:19:17,738 --> 00:19:19,532
This is for Jenny.
363
00:19:20,181 --> 00:19:22,282
I'll always be on your team.
364
00:19:22,316 --> 00:19:24,150
No way.
365
00:19:24,536 --> 00:19:29,197
♪ Take me
out to the ballgame ♪
366
00:19:29,204 --> 00:19:33,700
♪ Take me out to the crowd
367
00:19:33,701 --> 00:19:38,605
♪ Buy me
some peanuts and cracker jacks ♪
368
00:19:38,639 --> 00:19:42,431
♪ I don't care
if I ever get back ♪
369
00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:45,529
♪ 'Cause it's root,
root, root for the... ♪
370
00:19:45,530 --> 00:19:48,239
- ♪ D-backs
- ♪ Giants
371
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:52,209
♪ If they
don't win, it's a shame ♪
372
00:19:52,210 --> 00:19:55,440
♪ 'Cause it's one, two
373
00:19:55,475 --> 00:19:59,260
♪ Three strikes,
you're out at the old
374
00:19:59,261 --> 00:20:01,886
♪ Ballgame
375
00:20:03,565 --> 00:20:05,233
Go, D-backs!
376
00:20:05,234 --> 00:20:07,169
That is my boyfriend!
377
00:20:07,329 --> 00:20:09,228
That's my boy.
378
00:20:16,431 --> 00:20:19,032
Okay, please just tell me
the story one more time.
379
00:20:19,067 --> 00:20:21,668
All right, fine, but this
is the last time, okay?
380
00:20:21,736 --> 00:20:25,149
So I finished singing the song,
I yelled, "Go, D-backs,"
381
00:20:25,297 --> 00:20:27,474
and then 40,000 people
start booing me.
382
00:20:27,475 --> 00:20:30,010
Uh, 40,000 people
minus one.
383
00:20:30,044 --> 00:20:33,024
- Yes, I heard you cheering.
- Thank you.
384
00:20:33,025 --> 00:20:35,978
And then I run off the field
in a blind panic
385
00:20:35,979 --> 00:20:38,714
and I'm pulled
by the Diamondbacks manager.
386
00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:40,716
- Kirk Gibson.
- Kirk Gibson, yes.
387
00:20:40,923 --> 00:20:43,582
Who brings me into
the Diamondbacks dugout,
388
00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:46,036
where I am high-fived
by the entire team.
389
00:20:46,068 --> 00:20:48,682
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God.
390
00:20:49,888 --> 00:20:52,301
Okay, now tell me
my favorite part.
391
00:20:52,949 --> 00:20:54,783
I'm throwing out
the first pitch
392
00:20:54,784 --> 00:20:56,887
at the Diamondbacks
home opener next year.
393
00:20:58,990 --> 00:21:01,026
I love this game.
I love it so much.
394
00:21:02,353 --> 00:21:05,353
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