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- Okay, guys, I got the new phones!
- Did anyone notice?

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I am a giant black guy wheeling
around $20,000 in new electronics.

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You know I got stopped,
like, five times.

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- Did anyone upstairs see the phones?
- Hell no! Do you think I'm crazy?

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Once they find out, they're gonna rush
down here Like a flock of douches.

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- Harvard, you know better than that.
- I meant <i>herd</i> of douches.

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Hey, you know what? I'm dating one
of them, and it's a <i>pride</i> of douches.

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Pride of douches.

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Now they cannot find out until we're
ready, okay? I don't want any leaks.

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Hey, babe, I was just...
Is that the new phone?

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Oh, my God, that's the new phone!
I'm gonna go tell the whole pride!

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- They know!
- Okay, guys, let's move!

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- Derrick, get those phones in the cage!
- I got it!

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Tori, I need you to print
100 requisition forms.

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- Well, there goes my morning.
- And print.

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I can feel it in the air...

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Should start coming down
any second now.

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It's happening!

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This is what happens
when the company says

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you can't get a new phone
till your old one breaks.

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- Sure is pretty, though.
- Yeah...

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Sorry, baby, I'm dumping you
for a new model.

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Mr. Wen! What in the hell
are you doing on my balcony?

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I was, uh...

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Just having a rough day
and thinking about jumping.

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Well, hell, you can jump.
Just leave the phone.

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- You need a hand?
- No.

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- Did you write a note?
- No.

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Ohh, there's a truck. It'd be great.
Run you right over, sure thing.

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You know what? I feel better.
Great pep talk, sir. "I wanna live!"

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Season 1, Episode 8
"Dynamic Duo"

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Morning, sir. Can I talk
to you for a second?

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Yeah. Please, have a seat.

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Uh, I wanted to ask you something, but
I'm not sure how you're gonna take it.

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- Hold on. Are you comfortable?
- Yes, sir.

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- How about now?
- Not as much.

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Excellent.
Ask me whatever you want.

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Well, I was just wondering if you knew
who you were gonna take with you

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to the big Tomkins meeting
this afternoon.

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Oh, yes, I've put together
my very best team...

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Me.

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Okay, because no one knows Tomkins'
financials better than I do.

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I know those numbers
backwards and forwards.

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Forwards is more useful, but backwards
makes for a pretty nice party trick.

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You feeling pretty good
about yourself?

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Like a kid
at the big boy table.

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Sir, you keep talking about grooming
a new person to open up the new office,

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but you never let me go
to the big meetings with you.

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Fair enough.
True or false...

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I think you're ready to land
your first billionaire client.

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- True.
- False!

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True or false... I'd love
to have you help me reel one in.

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- That's true.
- False!

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Tomkins is a whale.
I am Ahab.

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You are plankton.

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Benjamin Franklin said,

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"Tell me and I forget, teach me,
and I <i>may</i> remember,"

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"but involve me,
and I learn."

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That's a good quote.

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Fine. You can come with me.

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I will just be the Robin
to your Batman.

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I'm Batman.

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I like that.

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Batman and plankton.

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- Ah-choo!
- God bless you.

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- Why would you say that?
- You sneezed.

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No, no. No, no. I didn't sneeze.
I don't get sick.

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Sickness is a weakness
of the will. Ah-choo!

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God bless... America.

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- Hey, babe.
- Ms. Miller.

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Babe Miller.

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Mr. Mansfield, I was just
bringing you your new phone.

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- Where's your assistant?
- Oh, Eric? He called in sick.

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Correction...
He called in weak.

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Are you gonna get that?

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Ms. Miller, I'm C.E.O.
of one of the largest

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financial management firms
in the country.

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I don't answer my own phone.
Besides, it's blinking.

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I-I don't know
which button to hit.

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You'd think green, but
I've made that mistake before.

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Remington Trust. Mr. Mansfield's office.
Oh, hello, Mr. Kersey.

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He is not in right now,
but he'll be back in an hou... <i>Week.</i>

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In a month?
He'll be back in a year.

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Yes, in a year.
Thank you.

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And remember, you can't spell
<i>Remington Trust</i> without trust.

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Good-bye.

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- That's not even our slogan.
- Yeah, but I like it! It's fun!

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Ms. Miller, how'd you like to be
my assistant until Eric gets back?

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- It's new phone day. I-I can't.
- Let me rephrase my question.

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You're my assistant
until Eric gets back!

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You're gonna like
working for Batman.

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According
to H.R. guidelines,

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the person that's in charge while
I'm upstairs is <i>the manager of business.</i>

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No. Nope, nope...
Got it. I got it right here.

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Yes.

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"Manager of business."

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Okay, Harvard.

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You are in charge while
I'm upstairs, okay?

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- Just please, like, don't go crazy.
- Jenny!

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Shut up! I'm the manager of business.
Come on, I think I can handle this.

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Listen up, people!

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The life you knew is over!

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Okay? Put that
coconut water down.

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Coconut water is for <i>closers!</i>

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Now we got a lot of new phones
to distribute today, okay?

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So... to keep things fun,
we're gonna have a contest.

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- Yeah.
- Okay.

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First prize... I wonder
what it's gonna be.

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It's gonna be a pop-tart.
There it is.

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Check it out!
Second prize...

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Another pop-tart!

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And third prize is...
You're fired!

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Because we only have the...

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We just have the two
pop-tarts.

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You can't fire us.

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Oh, no?

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I don't think you know
who you're dealing with, okay?

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See this watch? This watch cost
more than those pop-tarts.

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How'd you get to work today?

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Because I got here
in a $90,000 bus.

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Dude, you are really crazy, man.
I'm up out of here.

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Go. Fine. You can all leave!
Like I need of you anyways!

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Ah, hell.
They took the pop-tarts.

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Hey, baby.
Whatcha doin'?

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Oh, I'm making a presentation
for the biggest meeting of my life.

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Will you actually
tell me what you think?

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- Yeah, I love it.
- Well, can I show it to you first?

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All right. Okay.

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So... all right, let me just
get back to the beginning.

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Okay, so...

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We open with the Remington Trust
company logo. And then...

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- Ooh! Can I say something?
- Uh, sure. Go ahead.

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You should use my new slogan, "You can't
spell Remington Trust without trust."

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I think... uh, yeah, let's...
Let's put a pin in that.

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I just wanted to show you
the presentation for...

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So... here we go.
So the first slide is basically

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a brief overview
of the client's industry,

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- ...which basically...
- Ooh! Can I say something?

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- What...
- He does oil, right?

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So, like, how about, instead
of these lines or whatever,

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you do, uh, oil wells
that are spouting money?

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Okay, because it's not
what I'm doing.

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Can I just, uh, show you
the presentation?

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- Yes.
- Okay.

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I'm sorry, baby.
It's really good so far.

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Aw, thank you. So... oh,
this is the best part.

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I basically compare
our performance to our client's,

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and I name names, which is
pretty ballsy.

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- Can I say something?
- What?

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It's really dry. I think
you should make it fun.

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What do you... it's not supposed
to be fun, it's supposed to be good.

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Yeah, but it could be fun and good.
Like... oh...

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We made this video for new employees,
called "Welcome to Remington Trust,"

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and Harvard’s wearing
this captain's hat!

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- Uh...
- It's ridiculous!

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Wait. So-so...

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You want me to put a video of Harvard
in a captain's hat into my presentation?

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No, I would just
skip the presentation.

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I'm not skipping the presentation.
The whole point is the presentation.

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- Okay, I'm just trying to help.
- Well, I-I don't need your help then.

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Then why did you ask me
what I think?

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Because I just wanted you
to say it was great.

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Then it's great!

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I'm going back to my office...
Which is over here now.

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Mr. Mansfield?

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Just wanted to remind you that
you have the Tomkins meeting at 4:00,

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and I need your John Hancock
on a few things,

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including a birthday card
for Mark Zuckerberg.

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I found one that just
says "Like."

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Sir, if you're sick,
you should cancel the meeting.

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I'm not going to cancel the meeting,
because I'm not sick.

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Sickness is surrender.

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Did my body betray me
and allow a virus in?

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Perhaps, but that's not
my problem.

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If my body wants
to pick a fight with me,

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I'll kicks its ass,
but I will not...

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I repeat, I will not...
Surrender.

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Are you sure?

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Um, because it looks like the only thing
holding you up right now is that table.

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Incorrect.
You may leave.

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Sir, you need to rest.

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What are you...
What are you doing, Ms. Miller?

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Th-this does not end well for you.

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If you just
put the remote down,

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we'll never speak of this
ever again.

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I surrender.

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00:10:20,922 --> 00:10:24,358
Hey. About before, I'm sorry
if I was a little prickly.

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Yeah, you were.
Without the "-ly."

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I know, I know,
I know, I know.

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I'm just tense because this
meeting is so important to me.

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Well, you can relax, because
Mansfield told me to cancel it.

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- Hi. Mr. Tomkins' office, please?
- What?! No!

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- Ah! Damn! What are you doing?
- I'm hanging up!

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00:10:39,945 --> 00:10:41,993
No, you're n... You just
transferred the call.

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Do any of you guys know
how to use these phones?

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Look, you... you cannot
cancel that meeting.

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You know what?
I'll do it without him.

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- Are you crazy?
- Yeah. Crazy like plankton.

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00:10:51,687 --> 00:10:55,476
Look, Mansfield keeps talking about
someone opening up a new office.

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If I can land this client
alone, I'll be that guy.

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Babe, you just told me that you've
never done a meeting like this before.

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00:11:01,473 --> 00:11:02,562
Well, I'm
ready.

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00:11:02,564 --> 00:11:04,765
I-I wrote the presentation.
I could do the presentation.

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00:11:04,767 --> 00:11:07,970
- The presentation's great.
- Uh, babe, the presentation's all right.

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00:11:08,604 --> 00:11:11,045
It's great! Look, you don't know
anything about my business.

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I do. When Mansfield sees that
I don't have to be second fiddle,

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that I could be
the whole damn orchestra,

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he's gonna ask for an encore,
maybe even an oboe solo.

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And, yes, I know I'm stuck in a music
metaphor, but I'm gonna do this meeting.

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00:11:23,484 --> 00:11:26,535
Oh, my God! You are
just as stubborn as he is.

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Thank you.

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00:11:29,891 --> 00:11:32,159
It wasn't a compliment.

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00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:41,768
Dude, you gotta hook me up with
a new phone. My old one died on me.

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00:11:45,074 --> 00:11:49,032
Okay. Okay, slow down.
We have a process here, okay?

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00:11:49,511 --> 00:11:54,214
Now I just need to match the new serial
numbers with your employee I.D.s.

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Then I'm gonna fill out
requisition form 43A,

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and then enter the corresponding
activation codes

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from the service provider.

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00:12:02,458 --> 00:12:06,533
Now... Who here knows how to do
any of those things I just said?

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00:12:07,587 --> 00:12:09,974
Just give us
our damn phones!

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00:12:09,975 --> 00:12:11,565
Yeah, man.
I need that phone bad.

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00:12:11,567 --> 00:12:14,101
It's got more pixels than
the human eye can see.

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00:12:14,103 --> 00:12:16,103
Whoa! Okay... okay,
back up, back up!

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- I'll use this, man.
- Come on, man.

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Think about
what you're doing.

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- You just tell your people to stand down.
- I can't give that order.

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00:12:24,256 --> 00:12:27,120
- You tell your people to stand down!
- I can't give that order!

230
00:12:27,201 --> 00:12:28,700
Let's just take 'em!

231
00:12:28,796 --> 00:12:30,996
No, no, no, no, no! No!

232
00:12:38,606 --> 00:12:41,877
Now nobody gets a phone!

233
00:12:41,878 --> 00:12:43,783
Yeah! That's right!

234
00:12:43,811 --> 00:12:46,833
You don't bring a knife
to a gunfight, people.

235
00:12:49,206 --> 00:12:53,242
And you "Don't close
the door from the inside."

236
00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:58,749
My mom was right.

237
00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:01,207
I'm gonna die
alone in a cage.

238
00:13:05,739 --> 00:13:08,288
Mr. Tomkins,
over the next hour,

239
00:13:08,290 --> 00:13:10,457
I will use my exhaustive
research to show you

240
00:13:10,459 --> 00:13:13,051
why you should invest
your money in Remington Trust.

241
00:13:13,052 --> 00:13:15,419
- Okay, first slide...
- Can I say something?

242
00:13:15,844 --> 00:13:17,532
Sure. Go ahead.

243
00:13:17,533 --> 00:13:21,149
Is this just gonna be a bunch
of graphs and projections?

244
00:13:21,188 --> 00:13:23,373
'Cause I've already done
all that research.

245
00:13:25,006 --> 00:13:27,607
Okay, great. Yeah.
I'll just skip ahead a bit.

246
00:13:27,609 --> 00:13:31,945
Uh, skip... skip...
<i>Skip...</i> Skip...

247
00:13:31,947 --> 00:13:33,380
Okay, great. Here we go.

248
00:13:33,382 --> 00:13:37,417
I don't need to see how your company
stacks up against the competition.

249
00:13:37,419 --> 00:13:40,119
Uh... uh, the end.

250
00:13:42,659 --> 00:13:44,060
Where's Mansfield?

251
00:13:44,061 --> 00:13:47,561
Sir, he's unavailable, but rest assured
he has complete confidence in me...

252
00:13:47,562 --> 00:13:49,769
As will you, because we are
a great company.

253
00:13:49,770 --> 00:13:51,464
There's lots of great
companies.

254
00:13:51,466 --> 00:13:53,867
But I'm worth
a billion dollars.

255
00:13:53,869 --> 00:13:56,268
So that makes me the hot girl
at the dance.

256
00:13:57,306 --> 00:13:58,939
Trust me, son...

257
00:13:58,941 --> 00:14:01,243
I ain't gonna have
no trouble getting laid.

258
00:14:02,539 --> 00:14:04,544
Well, we here
at Remington Trust

259
00:14:04,546 --> 00:14:06,713
want to be the guy who gets you
in the back of the limo,

260
00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:09,156
and I'm not gonna
finish that thought.

261
00:14:10,661 --> 00:14:13,305
I want to do my banking
with people who don't...

262
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,022
Feel like
bankers.

263
00:14:16,152 --> 00:14:19,806
First time I met Mansfield,
he punched a shark right in the face.

264
00:14:20,641 --> 00:14:23,892
- You guys went shark fishing?
- No, we were at the aquarium.

265
00:14:24,128 --> 00:14:25,964
That actually
sounds kinda fun.

266
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:27,931
That's what I'm looking for,
right there.

267
00:14:27,944 --> 00:14:30,761
Hell, anybody can show me numbers.
Show me fun.

268
00:14:31,970 --> 00:14:33,501
I'll go get her.

269
00:14:36,928 --> 00:14:40,973
Whoa! 105? That's
the highest temperature I've ever seen.

270
00:14:40,974 --> 00:14:42,503
Thank you.

271
00:14:43,952 --> 00:14:46,046
That's not a compliment!

272
00:14:46,229 --> 00:14:48,668
Sir, we gotta get you
to a doctor.

273
00:14:48,669 --> 00:14:53,984
Why? So I can be told I'm sick by some
macho know-it-all jackass in scrubs?

274
00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:57,217
That's not me!

275
00:14:58,672 --> 00:15:00,713
Hey, Mr. Mansfield,
how we feeling?

276
00:15:00,715 --> 00:15:05,123
- Oh, great, Mr. Moyer... mnh.
- Ha ha! Swallow. Swallow.

277
00:15:05,553 --> 00:15:08,766
Oh, grape! Gross!

278
00:15:09,303 --> 00:15:11,211
Uh, Jenny, can I borrow you
for a second?

279
00:15:11,212 --> 00:15:12,490
Yes, sure.

280
00:15:12,827 --> 00:15:15,762
- How's the meeting going?
- Great. Good. Not bad.

281
00:15:15,763 --> 00:15:17,483
Bad. The worst.

282
00:15:18,499 --> 00:15:20,432
- I need your help.
- Wh-what can I do?

283
00:15:20,434 --> 00:15:22,585
Well, I need fun, and you are
the funnest person I know.

284
00:15:22,586 --> 00:15:24,956
Oh, baby. He didn't like
the presentation?

285
00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:26,151
No.

286
00:15:29,013 --> 00:15:31,909
Come on. Come on.

287
00:15:32,213 --> 00:15:35,117
Come to papa!
Come on!

288
00:15:35,349 --> 00:15:39,013
Come on!
Damn it! Ahh!

289
00:15:39,253 --> 00:15:42,895
- What are you doing?
- Starving to death...?

290
00:15:43,744 --> 00:15:46,566
Okay, how about I give you
the pop-tart, I let you out of the cage,

291
00:15:46,567 --> 00:15:48,334
and you hook me up
with a new phone?

292
00:15:49,055 --> 00:15:51,041
What's in it for me?

293
00:15:51,945 --> 00:15:54,939
A pop-tart
and getting out of a cage.

294
00:15:56,570 --> 00:15:58,203
- Okay, yeah, deal. Good.
- Okay...?

295
00:15:58,205 --> 00:15:59,437
Yeah, yeah. Good, good, good.
Good, good, good, good. Come on!

296
00:15:59,438 --> 00:16:00,444
- Come on! Come on!
- Okay.

297
00:16:00,445 --> 00:16:02,043
- Come on!
- Okay.

298
00:16:12,019 --> 00:16:13,672
It's been like
15 minutes, man.

299
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:16,124
15 feels like 20
when you're in the hole.

300
00:16:17,909 --> 00:16:19,923
Okay, you're out of the cage.
Give me the phone.

301
00:16:19,925 --> 00:16:22,960
All right, look, I lied. I don't
even know how to do the phones.

302
00:16:22,962 --> 00:16:26,930
I just... I thought I could do this job
alone, and obviously it's impossible!

303
00:16:27,825 --> 00:16:31,512
Okay, so... I help you out, all right?
I-I change my phones every six months.

304
00:16:31,516 --> 00:16:34,698
If you want, I can, like, hold your
hand right through this stuff. Hmm?

305
00:16:36,545 --> 00:16:38,846
Hey, look, Harvard, man,
we are so sorry...

306
00:16:38,847 --> 00:16:40,050
Told ya.

307
00:16:45,529 --> 00:16:46,996
You guys were right.

308
00:16:46,998 --> 00:16:49,051
I needed you all along.
I don't even...

309
00:16:49,052 --> 00:16:50,967
I don't even know how to
register the phones.

310
00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:52,806
All right,
if I'm being honest,

311
00:16:52,807 --> 00:16:54,937
I don't know
how to do that either, man.

312
00:16:54,939 --> 00:16:57,030
It's easy. He'll hold
your hand right through it.

313
00:16:57,031 --> 00:16:59,465
- Thanks, man.
- Ahh... come on.

314
00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:04,492
I just want a new phone.

315
00:17:13,091 --> 00:17:14,957
You're going to have

316
00:17:14,959 --> 00:17:17,673
an awful lot of fun
aboard the S.S. "Remington."

317
00:17:19,043 --> 00:17:20,783
Go long!

318
00:17:22,245 --> 00:17:26,637
But we want to make sure all the
members of the crew feel comfortable.

319
00:17:28,729 --> 00:17:31,483
Hi! Bill from Marketing?
I'm Sally from Accounting.

320
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:34,354
- I'm new here.
- Nice to meet you, Sally.

321
00:17:34,355 --> 00:17:35,757
Good boobs!

322
00:17:39,883 --> 00:17:42,151
Now where did Bill go wrong?

323
00:17:42,153 --> 00:17:46,621
That's right. He should have stopped
before saying, "good boobs."

324
00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:50,852
But sometimes harassment
can be even more subtle.

325
00:17:50,897 --> 00:17:52,597
Take a look.

326
00:17:54,691 --> 00:17:56,409
You must work out a lot.

327
00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:58,397
And as your boss,
I should tell you,

328
00:17:58,398 --> 00:18:00,698
if you wanna get ahead
in this company,

329
00:18:00,699 --> 00:18:02,966
wear tighter pants!

330
00:18:04,693 --> 00:18:06,632
Inappropriate.

331
00:18:09,199 --> 00:18:12,196
You actually show this
to new employees?

332
00:18:12,971 --> 00:18:15,505
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Entry level. Just entry level.

333
00:18:15,507 --> 00:18:18,709
- It's fabulous.
- Uh, yeah, every lev...

334
00:18:18,711 --> 00:18:20,361
- Every level sees it.
- I-I...

335
00:18:20,362 --> 00:18:22,443
I love it.
I tell ya,

336
00:18:22,448 --> 00:18:24,314
I am so tired of meeting
companies

337
00:18:24,316 --> 00:18:25,849
that are just full of
tight-asses in suits

338
00:18:25,851 --> 00:18:27,751
that it's, uh,
it's refreshing to meet somebody

339
00:18:27,753 --> 00:18:29,526
doesn't take themselves
so seriously.

340
00:18:29,527 --> 00:18:31,651
Oh, yeah, well,
we are total goofballs.

341
00:18:33,058 --> 00:18:36,860
- I take my money seriously.
- Yeah. Not as seriously as we do.

342
00:18:36,862 --> 00:18:39,796
If you like, I could
show you my presentation now.

343
00:18:39,798 --> 00:18:41,398
Oh, God, no.

344
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:44,134
Or we can make that presentation
a drinking game.

345
00:18:44,136 --> 00:18:46,937
Every time he shows us
a boring graph, we drink?

346
00:18:46,938 --> 00:18:49,004
Sister, I can't afford
to get that drunk.

347
00:18:50,177 --> 00:18:52,476
I gotta be able to fly
my helicopter out of here.

348
00:18:52,478 --> 00:18:54,077
- Oh.
- All right, um...

349
00:18:54,079 --> 00:18:55,614
Tell you what I'll do.

350
00:18:55,615 --> 00:18:57,315
If will give these numbers
the once-over,

351
00:18:57,316 --> 00:18:59,870
and if they are as good
as you say they are...

352
00:19:00,769 --> 00:19:03,348
You just might be able to
take me home from the dance.

353
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,536
Yeah, we'd... we'd love that.

354
00:19:07,538 --> 00:19:11,456
And remember, you can't spell
Remington Trust without trust.

355
00:19:11,457 --> 00:19:13,346
That ought to be
your slogan.

356
00:19:17,702 --> 00:19:20,570
Mr. Moyer.
What a day, what a day.

357
00:19:20,572 --> 00:19:23,840
Sir! I didn't expect you to be in.
I heard you had a 72-hour flu.

358
00:19:23,842 --> 00:19:26,653
I did indeed,
but I crushed it in 18.

359
00:19:27,742 --> 00:19:30,915
- It's a personal best.
- Not surprised, sir.

360
00:19:30,916 --> 00:19:32,135
- True or false?
- Hmm?

361
00:19:32,136 --> 00:19:34,618
Mr. Tomkins was very
impressed by you.

362
00:19:34,620 --> 00:19:36,052
- True.
- True!

363
00:19:36,054 --> 00:19:38,054
True or false...
You just brought in the...

364
00:19:38,056 --> 00:19:40,457
The biggest new account
this firm's had this quarter.

365
00:19:40,459 --> 00:19:41,958
- True!
- True!

366
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,995
True or false...
I could not be happier.

367
00:19:44,997 --> 00:19:46,313
True.

368
00:19:46,365 --> 00:19:47,965
False.

369
00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:52,273
- I'm really not that good at this game.
- Come. Sit with me.

370
00:19:52,422 --> 00:19:55,605
Tell you what... ever since
the day I started this firm,

371
00:19:55,607 --> 00:19:59,576
I've looked forward to finding out
just who I was gonna pass it on to.

372
00:19:59,578 --> 00:20:02,012
Now that day is getting
a little closer.

373
00:20:02,014 --> 00:20:03,814
Well, it's trickier
than I thought.

374
00:20:03,816 --> 00:20:05,649
Oh, come on, sir.
You have plenty of time.

375
00:20:05,651 --> 00:20:07,886
Oh, don't patronize me,
Mr. Moyer.

376
00:20:07,887 --> 00:20:10,546
Even if I continue
to stay fit and eat right,

377
00:20:10,547 --> 00:20:13,190
I still only have 60
or 70 good years left in me.

378
00:20:15,461 --> 00:20:17,628
Oh, you're serious.

379
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:20,530
Of course I was... I was happy
that you closed the deal.

380
00:20:20,532 --> 00:20:22,299
Hell, I trained you
how to do it.

381
00:20:22,301 --> 00:20:24,668
But that you were able
to do it without me...

382
00:20:24,670 --> 00:20:27,307
That's... that's what
pissed me off.

383
00:20:27,887 --> 00:20:30,474
Well, if it makes you feel any
better, I didn't do it alone.

384
00:20:30,476 --> 00:20:32,179
I needed Jenny
to save my ass.

385
00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:34,344
Well, that makes me feel
quite a bit better.

386
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:39,414
For the record, uh, you took
quite a bold initiative there,

387
00:20:39,415 --> 00:20:41,630
going behind my back.
It reminded me of myself.

388
00:20:41,632 --> 00:20:44,934
Oh. Thank you, sir.
Anyway, I'm glad it worked out.

389
00:20:44,936 --> 00:20:46,616
- Not so fast.
- Yeah?

390
00:20:46,617 --> 00:20:51,986
As I said, you did go behind my back,
so for that, there's a consequence.

391
00:20:52,006 --> 00:20:54,293
Mr. Mansfield's office.

392
00:20:55,208 --> 00:20:56,512
Mr. Mansfield's office.

393
00:20:56,514 --> 00:20:58,180
Mr. Mansfield's... Mr...

394
00:20:58,182 --> 00:20:59,915
Mr. Mansfield's office.
Mr. Man...

395
00:20:59,917 --> 00:21:02,635
Does anyone know how to work
these frickin' phones?

396
00:21:02,776 --> 00:21:05,776
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