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So I had the dream again.
Here it is. Okay, yes.
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I'm in a speeding train headed
towards a tunnel marked "Jenny."
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Inside the train,
I'm having sex...
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With Jenny.
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Guys! Guys, guys, guys!
Big news!
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- I'm going to Paris!
- What?!
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- What?
- In a train with me?
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- I can't believe you're going to Paris!
- I know!
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Did someone say Paris?
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J'ai vécu dans le neuviène
arrondissement.
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I did a semester
at the Sorbonne.
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You are what the French
would call a "douche."
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Well, uh, "douche" is actually
French for "shower."
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Damn it.
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- I am going to Paris.
- No way. You're kidding.
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Yes! I've been saving credit
card miles for eight years,
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and I finally have enough.
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Ah, Paris is my favorite
city in the world.
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Yes, we heard
about your sore bone.
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I love Paris.
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I mean, I've never been there,
but I fell in love with it
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like every other 9-year-old girl
when I saw the movie "Forget Paris."
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Wait, "Forget Paris," the Billy Crystal
movie from, like, 20 years ago?
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I know.
I'm such a cliché.
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Okay, so, uh,
when's the trip?
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Well, due to the blackout dates,
it's either next week or...
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October 2031.
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Well, Mansfield owes me about 60 vacation
days, so I'll see what I can do.
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Oh, did you wanna go?
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Oh. Did you not
want me to go?
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Oh, it's just I didn't know that
you would want to go.
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Oh, I just said it was my favorite city
in the world, like, twice.
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Oh, it's just that I-I booked
this before I knew you.
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What's French for "She doesn't
wanna go with you..."
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"You giant shower"?
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Season 1, Episode 9
"The Decision: Part One"
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She said she's wanted to go
since she saw "Forget Paris."
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Oh, it's a classic. It'll totally
make you want to go to Paris.
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I do want to go to Paris.
Look, I want to go with Jenny,
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but for some reason,
she didn't ask me.
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Well, it's a big jump going from
dating someone to traveling together.
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You've been with her,
what, three months?
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I don't know.
108 days exactly.
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Look, I know we hide it well, but things
have actually gotten kind of serious.
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"Hide it"? You... you guys don't hide it.
You guys are all over each other.
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You guys are the reason why we had
that company-wide H.R. meeting
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about inappropriate behavior
in the workplace.
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I don't remember that.
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Because you were making out
the entire time.
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You were groping her
like a blind pickpocket.
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Okay...
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All right, fine,
we're affectionate.
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Yeah, it's totally fine, man.
You guys are in love.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, actually, I...
I haven't told her I love her yet.
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What? You tell me you love me
all the time.
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- Yeah, well, I do love you.
- Well, I love you, too, man.
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But why haven't you told her?
It's not that hard.
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I don't... I don't want to scare her off,
you know? She's really skittish.
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I once said "I love Hugh Jackman,"
and she totally freaked out.
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Maybe it's 'cause you said
"I love Hugh Jackman."
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Oh, I'm sorry. Jean Valjean
and Wolverine in the same year?
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I love Hugh.
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My point is, maybe that's why she
didn't invite you to Paris, you know?
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'Cause you haven't dropped
the "L" bomb yet.
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Of course that's why.
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I have to tell Jenny
I love her.
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Do it. Do it. Just be
real discreet about it,
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like when you took her bra off
at the fire drill.
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So we will see Mr. Zhang
tomorrow at 4:00 P.M. at my office.
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Thank you, dear.
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Scale of 1 to 10...
How happy am I right now?
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Uh... 10?
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1!
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Of course, my scale is in reverse order,
1 being the highest!
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Oh. So then I was right.
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You said 10. You couldn't have
been more wrong.
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Now tomorrow I have
a very important meeting
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with a potential new client,
and let me just say
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we're going to be discussing...
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Big things.
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Big, big things.
Big, big things.
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Very... big things.
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Okay. You're being
really coy, sir.
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Am I?
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Am I being coy?
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As coy
as a Southern Belle, sir.
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Well, I do declare,
you might be on to something, Mr. Wen.
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Well, my heavens, your
brazenness is giving me the vapors.
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Oh, well, that...
that... that... that's enough.
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Mister... Mister... Mr. Zhang is
what we call a "game changer,"
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therefore, Mr. Moyer,
you will stay here.
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Mr. Wen, you'll come
to the meeting.
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- Me? Why me?
- Him? Why him?
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Well, it's simple, Mr. Moyer.
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Last week, you had a shot
at a big client,
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and it's time for Mr. Wen
to prove his worth.
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Damn right it is.
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Also, Mr. Zhang doesn't speak
a word of English,
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and it says on your résumé
that you are fluent in Mandarin.
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It does?
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You know, uh...
Most people never get
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to the bottom of a résumé
where you list other skills.
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I read every word.
In fact,
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when are you gonna
stage that opera?
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Still looking
for the right venue.
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Oh, you're in luck. I'm on the, uh,
board of the San Francisco opera.
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You found your venue!
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Now I gotta learn Mandarin
and write an opera.
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Well, I do declare.
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You are so screwed.
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Hey, can I talk to you
for a second?
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Yeah. I-is it about
the Paris thing?
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Uh, not exactly. Uh, I want
to say something to you,
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- ...but I don't want you to freak out.
- Oh, my God.
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- Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- No, no, no!
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I just said I don't want you
to freak out.
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Well, don't say that you don't
want me to freak out,
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because right when you say that,
I start to freak out!
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It's the weird mole
on your neck, isn't it?
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What? I have a weird mole
on my neck?
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Yes, baby, that's why
I tell you to wear sunscreen!
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But I'm never outside!
Oh, my God!
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- I can't believe this is happening to me!
- Oh, my God! Oh, wait a minute.
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- No, it's just chocolate.
- Oh.
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What a relief.
So, um, we're good?
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- Yes, thank God.
- Okay.
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No, no, that's not...
it's... no.
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That's not what I wanted
to say at all.
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Um, look, I want to say
something to you, babe,
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and there's never a really
good time to say it,
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so I feel like if I just
say it right now,
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then I'll just say it.
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I love you, Jenny!
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I realized that's what
my dreams have meant.
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The Washington Monument,
the gushing oil derricks,
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the hot dog eating contests...
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Those are all things
that I love.
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Just like I love you.
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Well, thank you, Harvard,
and, hey, I love you, too.
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Hey, what's going on?
Jenny just said she loves me.
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Uh, uh, just like I love you,
Derrick.
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- I love you, too.
- I love you, Jenny.
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I love you, too, Tori.
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Are you frickin' kidding me?
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I love all y'all!
Group hug!
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Aw, aw, aw!
I love you!
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Well, everyone told Jenny
they loved her before I could.
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They frickin'
love-blocked me, man.
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Well, do you know how a Chinese
person would respond to that?
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No. How?
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No, I'm asking you.
I don't speak Chinese.
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Look, unless you can learn
an entire foreign language in a day,
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I really suggest
you tell Mansfield.
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You want me to tell Mansfield
that I lied on my résumé?
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Yeah, I might as well tell him
in not one-eighth cherokee.
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Aren't both your parents
from the Philippines?
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All I know is that once a year I get
a check from a casino in Connecticut,
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and I don't ask
any questions.
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Gentlemen, Mr. Wen,
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are there any Chinese phrases I should
know for my big meeting tomorrow?
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I mean, I'm obviously not gonna learn
an entire new language in a day, right?
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Yeah, you know, uh,
Chinese is really a language
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of meaningful pauses
and gestures.
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It's considered a sign of power
to not talk.
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For... for... for
long periods, you know?
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So... so don't be surprised
if this meeting is filled
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with what seems like silence
and blank stares.
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Okay. Let me, uh,
let me give it a try.
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What did I just say?
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That I better not
screw this up?
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Oh, you're very good, kid!
You're very good!
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I'm bilingual.
Do you love it?
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Hey, babe.
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Here we go.
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You left before
we had a chance to talk.
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Yes. Uh, and I want to talk
to you so badly right now.
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Look... there's really
no good way of saying this,
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and I really didn't imagine
doing it here,
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- ...but I might as well just say...
- Hey... hey, gang,
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You mind having this conversation,
like, anywhere else?
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I have 18 hours to become
fluent in Mandarin,
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and I can't even get
on the website, so...
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Threepeat, you know who's fluent
in Mandarin is Tori.
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Are you serious? Can you spare her
for a day so she can teach me?
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Spare her? We don't
even know what she does.
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Can... can you ask her for me?
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- Yeah, I'll make it happen.
- Oh, my God! Jenny, I love you so much!
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Oh! Thanks.
I love you, too.
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Unbelievable.
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I can't let her take him
to Paris!
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Go back to sleep, sweetie.
You're just having a bad dream.
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Okay, thanks.
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Here you go, sir.
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Got you the numbers
for the, uh, thing.
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It's in the back
of the... whatever.
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Ah. What's, uh...
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What's the matter with you, son?
You look like someone stole your cookies.
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No, sir, it's...
It's just that, um...
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Are those my cookies?
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Anything you leave
on your desk is mine.
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Uh, have a seat. Have a seat.
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I'm trying to tell Jenny
that I love her.
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She doesn't know already?
Hell, the rest of the world does.
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It's why we had that
annoying H.R. meeting.
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Well, apparently
she doesn't know.
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She's planning a trip to Paris, and it
never even occurred to her to invite me.
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Paris. It's my favorite city
in the whole planet.
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Did you ever see "Forget Paris"?
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Was that on cable recently?
Everyone is talking about it.
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Well, you don't want
to watch that on TV.
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You want to see a film
like that on the big screen.
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Billy Crystal, 40 feet high?
Doesn't get any better than that.
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Anyway, uh, now that
I haven't said it,
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every minute that goes by makes me
more and more stressed about it.
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Son, have I ever told you
what to do in your relationship?
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At every single turn.
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Then it... it should come
as no surprise to you then
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when you hear me say,
now is not the time
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to tell that girl
that you love her.
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I don't understand.
I thought you liked Jenny.
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I do. I love her.
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Does she not know?
Should... should I go tell her?
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No. No one else needs
to tell her they love her.
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Look, big things
are happening at this firm.
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Now's not the time for you
to complicate your life.
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It's... it's KISMET.
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- As in fate?
- No. It's an acronym.
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It stands for, "Keep It Simple,
Moyer, Especially Today."
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Did you just think of that?
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It came to me as I said it.
It was kismet.
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Sir, have I ever ignored
your relationship advice?
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Only at every single turn.
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Then you will not be surprised that
no matter what, I'm gonna tell her today.
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Well, don't be a SHMUCK.
That stands for,
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"Sometimes Happiness
Messes Up Career..."
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"Kevin"?
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00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:57,518
That means, "This boat
goes very fast."
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00:12:59,964 --> 00:13:02,214
Okay, uh, I'm meeting
with a tech billionaire,
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and so far all the phrases you've
taught me have the word "boat" in it.
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That's 'cause I learned Mandarin over
a year touring Asia as a boat show model.
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00:13:10,329 --> 00:13:13,030
She was in a Chinese boat calendar,
but will she bring it in? No.
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00:13:13,065 --> 00:13:14,699
I told you,
I was topless.
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00:13:14,733 --> 00:13:17,281
And I keep telling you,
I'm cool with that!
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I need some
business phrases, okay?
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Okay, okay.
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That means, "No, sir,
I do not come with the boat."
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00:13:34,353 --> 00:13:37,185
Thank you so much.
This has been super helpful.
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Hey, remember,
when all else fails...
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Stroke the boat.
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Yeah, when I'm fired, I'll have
plenty of time to stroke the boat.
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00:13:50,336 --> 00:13:52,627
Jenny, you were in my dream
again last night.
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00:13:52,628 --> 00:13:53,765
Was it gross?
256
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:56,130
Yeah. It was disgusting.
Brody kissed you.
257
00:13:56,165 --> 00:13:58,195
Well, that doesn't sound
very gross.
258
00:13:58,196 --> 00:14:02,207
Well, it was. I'll show you.
You be Brody, I'll be you.
259
00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:04,939
No. You be Brody,
I'll be me.
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00:14:04,940 --> 00:14:07,236
Wait, no.
No, I don't wanna do...
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00:14:08,574 --> 00:14:10,421
Look, Jenny, listen to me.
I...
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00:14:10,484 --> 00:14:12,976
I don't think you should
go to Paris with Brody.
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00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:15,894
It is... it's not a place
for couples. It's...
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Paris is the city
of loners.
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00:14:19,767 --> 00:14:23,135
No. Paris is the city
of lovers.
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00:14:23,169 --> 00:14:25,548
Well, then they have enough.
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00:14:26,391 --> 00:14:28,719
Look, you know, I mean,
I've been thinking about it,
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00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,438
and I keep going back and forth,
you know?
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00:14:30,439 --> 00:14:32,507
On the one hand,
Brody's so sweet,
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and he speaks French,
and it would be so romantic.
271
00:14:35,344 --> 00:14:38,035
Get to the other hand.
What is on that other hand?
272
00:14:38,940 --> 00:14:43,045
Well, on the other hand, we've been
dating for, what, like three months?
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00:14:43,046 --> 00:14:44,939
109 days exactly.
274
00:14:45,492 --> 00:14:48,987
Yeah, and it's going
really great, you know.
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I don't want to push the relationship.
We're already moving so fast.
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So fast. Fast, yes.
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Yeah... yes.
Like a speeding train.
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Yes, just like in my dream.
Look at this.
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Who's this guy
spooning you?
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Okay, that's private,
all right?
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00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:13,460
Tell him Remington Trust has
withstood the market's volatility
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better than any other company
in the country.
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Oh!
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00:15:25,706 --> 00:15:27,768
He said, "Oh."
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00:15:29,582 --> 00:15:30,821
Yes, I got that.
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00:15:30,829 --> 00:15:33,738
Tell him that because
we are a boutique firm,
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we can react quickly
to market changes.
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___
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00:15:52,989 --> 00:15:55,336
Answer his question,
Mr. Wen.
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___
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___
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00:16:07,642 --> 00:16:12,246
___
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00:16:16,255 --> 00:16:18,605
- Wh-what just happened?
- We just closed the deal.
295
00:16:18,606 --> 00:16:20,274
Ha ha, we closed the deal!
296
00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:23,275
You speak Mandarin.
I'm fired!
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00:16:24,090 --> 00:16:26,547
I speak a little Mandarin,
but you are fluent
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00:16:26,548 --> 00:16:29,237
in the international language
of bullshit!
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00:16:30,636 --> 00:16:32,703
- It's impressive.
- Really?
300
00:16:32,704 --> 00:16:34,505
Absolutely.
I just watched you
301
00:16:34,506 --> 00:16:37,442
tread water for 23 minutes
with no knowledge of Chinese
302
00:16:37,443 --> 00:16:40,012
and only a basic understanding
of boats.
303
00:16:41,574 --> 00:16:45,216
Now... I'm about to open up
an office in Hong Kong,
304
00:16:45,217 --> 00:16:47,468
and good things
are about to happen to you.
305
00:16:47,476 --> 00:16:51,028
Very good things. Now you didn't lie about
anything else on your résumé, did you?
306
00:16:51,029 --> 00:16:53,130
Oh, no sir. Everything else
is completely true.
307
00:16:53,131 --> 00:16:56,587
Good, 'cause I'm really looking forward
to seeing those juggling skills.
308
00:17:01,116 --> 00:17:03,151
Oh. Yes! You're alone.
309
00:17:03,218 --> 00:17:05,286
Okay, I have something
to tell you,
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00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:09,015
but I was hoping to do it in a place
that had fewer dumpsters.
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00:17:09,552 --> 00:17:11,720
I have to go to Paris alone.
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00:17:12,718 --> 00:17:14,063
What?
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00:17:14,097 --> 00:17:15,998
I'm so sorry, babe.
I just...
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00:17:16,032 --> 00:17:17,805
I've been picturing
this trip in my head
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00:17:17,834 --> 00:17:20,335
for so long,
and it's just been me
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00:17:20,403 --> 00:17:23,153
and my backpack
and a bag of pastries...
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00:17:23,271 --> 00:17:25,038
And for some reason,
a little black dog
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00:17:25,039 --> 00:17:27,481
that follows me around
everywhere I go.
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00:17:28,741 --> 00:17:31,432
- Please don't hate me because I want...
- I love you.
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00:17:32,095 --> 00:17:33,432
What?
321
00:17:33,982 --> 00:17:36,020
I've wanted to say it since
the first night we hooked up,
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00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:38,419
but, uh, I didn't want
to scare you off.
323
00:17:38,487 --> 00:17:41,133
Plus I wasn't sure
of your name...
324
00:17:41,545 --> 00:17:44,513
And I-I've wanted to say it
every day since.
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00:17:45,127 --> 00:17:47,061
Jenny, I've never met
anyone like you.
326
00:17:47,096 --> 00:17:48,763
You're crazy
and you're funny
327
00:17:48,797 --> 00:17:52,037
and you're really gorgeous,
and you're real.
328
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,301
And you bring out
the best version of me.
329
00:17:54,369 --> 00:17:57,271
And if you want to go to Paris
alone, that's totally fine.
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00:17:57,305 --> 00:18:01,670
I just... couldn't let you go without
saying that, Jenny, I love you.
331
00:18:01,977 --> 00:18:04,978
Oh, my God.
332
00:18:07,248 --> 00:18:09,016
I love you, too.
333
00:18:09,050 --> 00:18:11,218
I really love you.
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00:18:11,253 --> 00:18:14,755
- Please come to Paris with me.
- Of course I will.
335
00:18:32,568 --> 00:18:36,137
I just had the best night
of my life.
336
00:18:36,171 --> 00:18:38,039
Really? Because if you had
the best night of your life,
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00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:41,176
you'd be me, because Jenny
told me she loved me.
338
00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:45,816
Oh, I'm so happy for you, man.
My night crushed yours.
339
00:18:46,813 --> 00:18:49,191
Because Mansfield and I
went out partying,
340
00:18:49,192 --> 00:18:51,257
and everything was
coming up Threepeat.
341
00:18:51,754 --> 00:18:55,404
But the point is, I trashed my place,
told my landlord to suck it,
342
00:18:55,439 --> 00:18:57,140
because I'm not gonna need
my apartment anymore,
343
00:18:57,141 --> 00:18:58,775
and you know what?
He's gonna tell you why.
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00:18:58,776 --> 00:19:01,624
All right, everyone gather round.
Mr. Wen, Mr. Moyer.
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00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:05,313
Now, as you all know, for the last year,
I've been preparing to open a new office.
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00:19:05,347 --> 00:19:08,249
We didn't know where, didn't know when.
I didn't even know who was gonna run it.
347
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:10,354
But today... ha ha ha...
348
00:19:10,355 --> 00:19:13,055
Today I have all the answers.
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00:19:13,056 --> 00:19:15,391
The when is next week,
the where is Hong Kong,
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00:19:15,392 --> 00:19:17,126
and the who is Wen...
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00:19:17,466 --> 00:19:19,328
Me. My last name is Wen.
352
00:19:19,362 --> 00:19:21,330
I'm doing a wordplay thing.
It... it doesn't matter.
353
00:19:21,364 --> 00:19:23,270
The point is...
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00:19:23,271 --> 00:19:25,334
None of you guys thought
I could do it,
355
00:19:25,368 --> 00:19:28,992
so screw you, screw you,
screw you,
356
00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:32,507
you, I have always wanted to sleep with,
I think we can make time when I get back
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00:19:32,508 --> 00:19:34,841
from Hong Kong!
358
00:19:35,543 --> 00:19:36,963
Threepeat...
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00:19:36,972 --> 00:19:39,558
- You're not going to Hong Kong.
- What?
360
00:19:40,417 --> 00:19:42,412
But I... I crushed
that meeting.
361
00:19:42,438 --> 00:19:47,154
You... I was gonna move to Hong Kong
and finally not be the Asian guy.
362
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:51,559
You did crush it.
You truly crushed it,
363
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:56,363
which is why I want you to stay here
in this office and be my new Brody.
364
00:19:56,431 --> 00:19:59,544
- But I gave up my apartment.
- That was dumb.
365
00:20:01,103 --> 00:20:03,938
What's happening
to the old Brody?
366
00:20:04,053 --> 00:20:06,207
Congratulations, son.
367
00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:08,375
You're going to Hong Kong.
368
00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:10,756
What?
369
00:20:10,757 --> 00:20:13,693
I wanted to tell you
the first day I met you.
370
00:20:15,452 --> 00:20:18,804
But I was afraid it would
scare you off, and I...
371
00:20:19,322 --> 00:20:20,589
You're my guy.
372
00:20:23,026 --> 00:20:24,710
Congratulations, son.
373
00:20:24,711 --> 00:20:26,660
We leave in two days.
374
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:29,687
Uh, I-I'm supposed to go
to Paris with Jenny.
375
00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:31,570
Forget Paris.
376
00:20:35,091 --> 00:20:38,943
___
377
00:20:45,915 --> 00:20:48,125
Hey, what are you doing?
You're in my dream.
378
00:20:48,126 --> 00:20:50,027
No, man, you are all up
in my dream.
379
00:20:50,028 --> 00:20:51,595
How do you know?
380
00:20:51,948 --> 00:20:55,468
Bonjour. Would you like
to see my boat show calendar?
381
00:20:56,003 --> 00:20:57,403
Just this once.
382
00:20:57,430 --> 00:21:00,984
Now get out of here before Jenny catches
me sleeping in the supply closet.
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