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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen.
www.addic7ed.com
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Ugh. Oh, I do not want
this vacation to end.
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Promise me when we get home, we'll
only speak French to each other.
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Oh, ce sera comme nous sommes
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sur notre propre île privée au paradis.
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I was kind of hoping for English
with a fake French accent.
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(French accent) But of course.
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(Chuckles)
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I had such a good time. Mm.
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And you are really sexy.
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You put the "moan" in Mona Lisa.
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- (Normal voice) Me?
- Mm-hmm.
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You put the "oomph" in arc de triomphe.
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Ooh. (Chuckles)
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You put your hands in
my pants at the Louvre.
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I know that that's not what we're
doing right now, but it was fun.
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Yeah.
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It was all fun.
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Yeah, it was.
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And you know what the best part was?
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What?
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No Mansfield.
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I mean, you blew off opening
a new office in Hong Kong
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to go to Paris with me, and your boss
didn't even call or e-mail or text.
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He fired me.
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Right before I got on the plane with you,
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Mansfield called, and he
told me that I was fired,
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and I didn't tell you
because I knew you'd be upset.
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(Chuckles)
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(Laughs)
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Wow. Misread that one.
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You blew off a great job to go on
vacation with your girlfriend?
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It's so stupid!
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Hey, man, don't listen to her.
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Anybody in your shoes
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would have done (Laughing)
The exact same...
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I'm sorry. I can't get through it!
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Uh, Threepeat, what are you doing here?
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Excuse me. I'm a business traveler.
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I couldn't help but overhear that
you seem to be a complete dumb-ass.
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Wait. Derrick. What are you...
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It's a dream.
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Ah, it's only a dream.
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(Exhales forcefully) (Bell dings)
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Mesdames et messieurs,
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please take a moment to
locate the emergency exits.
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They are located here and here
and here by this douche in 3-e.
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It's a nightmare. It's only a nightmare.
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(Bell dings) I'm your pilot...
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...captain Mansfield.
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And, you...
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go ahead and hang onto your nuts.
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It's gonna be a really rough ride.
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My tray table is in the
upright and locked position.
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Get off my girlfriend!
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(Sighs)
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Ugh. I do not want this vacation to end.
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Promise me when we get home, we'll
only speak French to each other.
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Oui.
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Bonjour!
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I'm back, and I've got
presents for everybody!
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Where is everybody?
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Thank God you are back!
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Where the hell you been, girl?
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Things around here have been, as the
French would say, bat-shit crazy!
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Why would they be crazy?
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Hello, Jenny.
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If you want a welcome-back kiss,
you are gonna have to beg for it.
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Mm. Where is everyone?
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When you were in Paris with my Nemesis,
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I went through the
five stages of grief...
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denial, anger, rage, more anger.
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But the good news is I was
able to work through it.
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By firing everybody's ass.
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Okay, you know what? I
didn't fire everybody.
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A lot of those people
quit to avoid being fired.
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Oh, my gosh.
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You said that you could
handle being in charge.
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And you believed me.
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We both made mistakes.
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And now everybody's gone!
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Even Tori!
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She was a rare flower that
grew in the dark, okay?
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A rare flower that never, ever wore a bra.
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Here's her resignation.
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This is a... a
picture of a baby seal?
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No, she put that ass on the copy machine.
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You know what? Good for her.
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Well, looks like in the
end, it all worked out.
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No, Harvard, it didn't all work out, okay?
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I just got back from the only
nice vacation of my whole life.
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I got touched in the Louvre.
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That's pretty special.
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I've never had my Louvre touched.
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Okay, lookit.
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I'm still about basking
in this afterglow, okay?
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I'm not gonna let you ruin
that, so you need to fix this.
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Now, if anybody needs me, I will
be by the dumpster basking.
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Well, look, I'll replace everyone, okay?
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I'm a better man now. You can trust me.
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Don't leave him in charge!
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You're fired!
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Okay. You're re-hired.
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You're re-hired.
You're re-hired!
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So, you're new here.
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Yeah, I'm Lindsay.
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I took over for some guy
who had a complete meltdown.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Total implosion.
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Pissed away everything. I
mean, I would kill myself.
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It's you, isn't it?
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It is.
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I would kill myself.
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Yeah, well, I'm not going to.
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Though I can't believe
they gave you my desk.
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You know, I had this desk for five years.
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Really? Yeah.
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Then this must be yours.
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It was so full of hair-care products,
I figured you were a girl.
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Trust me. I'm all man.
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Pomegranate shampoo?
Where were you in Paris?
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(Sniffs) Ahh.
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Anyway, I'm so happy you got fired
because I really love this job,
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but you seem so nice.
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I really hope you have someone at
home who can help you through this.
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Maybe a boyfriend.
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I don't have a boyfriend, okay?
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I'm not... you know what? I
don't owe you an explanation.
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I have a girlfriend who
I just took to Paris.
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There were hands in the pants at the
Louvre, and that's all you need to know.
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Mr. Mansfield.
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Brody! What's up, man?
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Does Mansfield know
you're using his office?
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Does Mansfield know I'm using his office?
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No, he does not. No.
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But he's not coming back from Hong Kong
until tomorrow, so relax, sit down.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, I'm trying to convince
Mansfield to give me my job back.
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Hmm. Okay.
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And I'm trying to convince
the sun to cool down.
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Look, I know it's not gonna be easy, okay?
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There's gonna be yelling, jaw
flexing, obscure military references,
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but eventually, he'll come around.
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You really think so?
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Trust me, he'll be like
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(Imitating Mansfield) "Mr. Moyer,
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are you familiar with the third punic war?"
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That's really good, but you got to project
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a little more power from the hips, right?
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It's kind of like, um...
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(Imitating Mansfield)
"You see that skyline?
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Everything the light touches is mine."
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Mr. wen, what in the hell
are you doing in my office?
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That's pretty good.
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It sounds like you're
actually swallowing gravel.
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Whaa!
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Uh, Mr. Mansfield.
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You weren't supposed to be
back here until tomorrow.
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I'm on Hong Kong time.
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For me, it is tomorrow.
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Then I am leaving yesterday.
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Mr. Mansfield, I'm sure you must be mad.
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I'm not mad. I'm... What's the word?
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Furious? No.
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Irate? Nope.
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Enraged? Incensed? Nix. Not it.
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Livid? Indignant? Nil. Never.
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Hungry? A little bit.
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Psychotic? Watch it!
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I'll think of the word.
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You just have to let me explain.
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I don't think you're going
to have the time, Mr. Moyer.
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Brody Moyer. Please come with us.
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Oh, come on, Mr. Mansfield.
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We can't let it end like this.
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You have to at least hear me out.
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Hold on.
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Nothing.
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That's the word.
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I feel nothing.
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Good day.
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Oh, hey, babe.
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Hi. How's it going?
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I miss Paris. (Chuckles)
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Here's a thought.
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What if you and I go up
the street to that Louvre?
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You know, the Louvre is the
name of the museum in Paris,
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it's not just the French
word for museum, right?
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I know that.
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Now.
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Hey, guys. Hey, Threepeat.
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Okay, I'll let you guys get back to work.
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Have fun.
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Thank yo-o-o-o-o-o-o-u...
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Didn't tell her you got fired?
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I wanted to tell her in
Paris, but I lost my window.
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I lost my job, and I lost my
window, and I hate losing things.
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Ow.
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Brody, you're a star, man.
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Why don't you just get
a job at another firm?
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And start over with someone new?
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Well, at least see what's out there.
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You're still young.
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You got a tight resume
and a rocking body of work.
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Well, yeah.
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Everyone knows I'm D.T.F., you know?
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Down to finance.
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But no, I-I am not ready
to go somewhere else.
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Most people spend their whole lives
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trying to figure out where
they're supposed to be.
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I was lucky enough to find it here,
and I'm not ready to let it go.
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You know what? I'm gonna talk to Mansfield.
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I'll... I'm gonna
take care of this.
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Really? Thanks, man.
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Oh, and I also need you to freeze
out this new girl, Lindsay.
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I want that desk back.
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She will be Frozen like Elsa.
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Dude, you need to stop watching that movie.
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Never.
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Brody! Brody, Brody, Brody, Brody.
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Brody, whoa.
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Who's this new guy coming to say hi?
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It's me. The new Harvard.
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While you were away with Jenny,
I did a lot of work on myself.
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Quality work.
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Kind of quality America
used to be known for.
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I'm done wasting my time hating you.
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I'm above hating.
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I'm above you with your smug face
and your store-bought clothes
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and... hairless chin,
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and I ha...
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I-I
ha-a-a...
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I hate you so much!
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Damn it!
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Hey, Mr. Mansfield.
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Can I talk to you for a sec?
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Miss... miss Miller,
I-is this about Brody?
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Actually, I-I just wanted to
give you a little something
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for being so cool about
letting Brody go to Paris.
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Oh, dear.
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I know it must have been really hard for
you to do without him for two weeks
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and not call or e-mail or anything.
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Listen, the... the fact of
the matter is that... oh.
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It's a beret!
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Most men can't pull off a beret.
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Yeah, well, you're not most men.
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No, I'm not. I'm stunning.
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It... it says "monsieur
Mansfield" on it.
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It says "I heart Paris" on the back.
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Oh, and I do heart the hell
right out of Paris, too.
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Lookit.
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Jenny, there's something I need to
tell you, but you have to promise me
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that no matter how it turns out...
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00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:54,389
I get to keep the beret.
255
00:10:58,594 --> 00:11:00,562
Well, it says here on your resume
256
00:11:00,596 --> 00:11:04,099
that you have 10 years in
the trans America basement
257
00:11:04,133 --> 00:11:05,533
and an allergy to natural light.
258
00:11:05,568 --> 00:11:08,036
I got to tell you, welcome to the exit.
259
00:11:08,070 --> 00:11:09,270
It's right over there.
260
00:11:09,305 --> 00:11:12,040
It's right over there. Go. Now.
261
00:11:12,074 --> 00:11:14,009
Go!
262
00:11:14,043 --> 00:11:15,410
Dude, what was wrong with him?
263
00:11:15,444 --> 00:11:18,646
He was wearing pants, and he
didn't have a face tattoo.
264
00:11:20,349 --> 00:11:23,518
Hello? Short hair, wears a suit.
265
00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:24,919
Remind you of anyone?
266
00:11:24,954 --> 00:11:26,287
Come on, man.
267
00:11:26,322 --> 00:11:27,622
Everybody, everybody reminds you of Brody.
268
00:11:27,656 --> 00:11:29,391
Even that Asian guy with the eye patch.
269
00:11:29,425 --> 00:11:31,092
Yeah. He had on an eye patch.
270
00:11:31,127 --> 00:11:32,293
He looked like a pirate.
271
00:11:32,328 --> 00:11:33,628
"Pirates of penzance."
272
00:11:33,662 --> 00:11:36,197
Oh, what is that?
Brody's favorite operetta?
273
00:11:36,232 --> 00:11:38,600
Do I have to draw you a treasure map?
274
00:11:38,634 --> 00:11:40,869
Look, okay, I understand being picky.
275
00:11:40,903 --> 00:11:42,370
These are our co-workers.
276
00:11:42,405 --> 00:11:44,873
We're gonna be together
for up to 3 hours a day.
277
00:11:44,907 --> 00:11:46,641
But you're gonna have to pick somebody!
278
00:11:46,675 --> 00:11:48,877
Oh, my God, why is this office still empty?
279
00:11:48,911 --> 00:11:51,546
Because everybody who interviews
reminds Harvard of Brody.
280
00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:56,284
Okay, I'm just trying to avoid people
who bring out my worst behavior, okay?
281
00:11:56,318 --> 00:12:00,288
I did a lot of work on myself, and
I'm not just gonna undo that.
282
00:12:00,322 --> 00:12:02,490
Hi, I'm here to interview for the job.
283
00:12:02,525 --> 00:12:05,226
My name's bodhi.
284
00:12:05,261 --> 00:12:06,594
Bodhi? (Chuckles)
285
00:12:06,629 --> 00:12:09,397
Nice try, asshole.
286
00:12:09,432 --> 00:12:11,833
Hey, Jenny. You texted me?
287
00:12:11,867 --> 00:12:13,101
Yeah.
288
00:12:13,135 --> 00:12:15,070
Um, I was just upstairs looking for you.
289
00:12:15,104 --> 00:12:16,604
And you didn't see me
290
00:12:16,639 --> 00:12:19,474
because I was working on this
big project with Threepeat,
291
00:12:19,508 --> 00:12:23,378
who I'm sure you did see upstairs because
he was getting us pencils and tape,
292
00:12:23,412 --> 00:12:24,479
so that checks out.
293
00:12:24,513 --> 00:12:29,884
Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally, um, except
for the part about you being fired.
294
00:12:30,953 --> 00:12:32,921
Did I leave out the fired part?
295
00:12:32,955 --> 00:12:34,556
You got fired? You got fired?
296
00:12:34,590 --> 00:12:36,558
Is this a dream? Is
this... no, it can't be.
297
00:12:36,592 --> 00:12:38,359
Look, Jenny has pants on, I have pants on.
298
00:12:38,394 --> 00:12:39,394
Not a dream. (Laughs)
299
00:12:39,428 --> 00:12:41,463
Yeah!
300
00:12:41,497 --> 00:12:43,098
You got fired!
301
00:12:43,132 --> 00:12:44,933
(Laughs maniacally)
302
00:12:44,967 --> 00:12:46,000
Yeah! Yeah!
303
00:12:52,107 --> 00:12:55,109
Baby, why didn't you tell
me that you got fired?
304
00:12:55,144 --> 00:12:58,212
Look, I wanted to, but we were
having such a great time in Paris,
305
00:12:58,247 --> 00:13:00,114
and I didn't want you to feel guilty.
306
00:13:00,149 --> 00:13:02,450
Oh. Oh, guilty? Why would I feel guilty?
307
00:13:02,484 --> 00:13:04,018
Huh? You wouldn't. Why
would you? Who said that?
308
00:13:04,053 --> 00:13:05,687
You did. Just now. I heard you.
309
00:13:05,721 --> 00:13:08,256
Look, all I meant was I loved Paris...
310
00:13:08,290 --> 00:13:09,991
the food, the wine.
311
00:13:10,025 --> 00:13:11,893
And by the way, I don't
think you gained any weight.
312
00:13:11,927 --> 00:13:13,628
Why would you bring that up?
313
00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,663
I wouldn't.
314
00:13:15,698 --> 00:13:17,899
I just know you felt bad
because you ate so much.
315
00:13:17,933 --> 00:13:20,101
We both did. But we walked a lot.
316
00:13:20,135 --> 00:13:21,769
You know what?
317
00:13:21,804 --> 00:13:24,305
Don't patronize me like I'm
some needy girly girl, okay?
318
00:13:24,340 --> 00:13:26,107
If you think I gained
weight, you can just tell me.
319
00:13:26,141 --> 00:13:28,810
Is this a trap? Of course it's a trap.
320
00:13:29,978 --> 00:13:32,880
Baby, I love you, and I'm so
sorry that you lost this job,
321
00:13:32,915 --> 00:13:35,083
but I'm... I'm not gonna
feel guilty about it.
322
00:13:35,117 --> 00:13:36,718
You're right. Right.
323
00:13:36,752 --> 00:13:38,252
Going on that trip was my mistake.
324
00:13:38,287 --> 00:13:39,954
Oh. So now it's a mistake?
325
00:13:39,988 --> 00:13:43,424
I'm having a hard time
choosing my words today.
326
00:13:43,459 --> 00:13:46,694
Babe, I know how important
that job is to you,
327
00:13:46,729 --> 00:13:48,863
so I can't imagine how hard this has been,
328
00:13:48,897 --> 00:13:50,965
but, you know, if you love somebody,
329
00:13:50,999 --> 00:13:52,800
you got to be able to be honest with them.
330
00:13:52,835 --> 00:13:55,436
You're right.
331
00:13:55,471 --> 00:13:57,138
I'm gonna tell Mansfield the truth.
332
00:14:02,478 --> 00:14:04,979
I meant me, but that's okay.
333
00:14:09,184 --> 00:14:13,354
Just to be clear, this is
strictly a work relationship.
334
00:14:13,389 --> 00:14:16,891
You need to get caught up on
the commodity futures markets.
335
00:14:16,925 --> 00:14:18,393
Fortunately for you, I have already written
336
00:14:18,427 --> 00:14:21,696
the definitive guide on that
very complicated subject.
337
00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:23,131
Learn it. Study it.
338
00:14:23,165 --> 00:14:27,368
Worship it. This is your Bible now.
339
00:14:27,403 --> 00:14:28,870
Way ahead of you, sir.
340
00:14:28,904 --> 00:14:31,939
I read it, studied it, and corrected it.
341
00:14:34,676 --> 00:14:37,211
You don't correct the Bible.
342
00:14:39,681 --> 00:14:42,784
It's why they call it the Bible.
343
00:14:42,818 --> 00:14:44,018
(Scoffs)
344
00:14:44,052 --> 00:14:47,021
Can't believe you had the nerve to...
345
00:14:47,055 --> 00:14:49,190
Make this so much better.
346
00:14:49,224 --> 00:14:53,261
I also added a chapter on
central American tariffs.
347
00:14:53,295 --> 00:14:56,831
Tariffs are kind of my jam.
348
00:15:00,169 --> 00:15:02,804
Well, this was supposed
to take you all week.
349
00:15:02,838 --> 00:15:04,005
What do we do now?
350
00:15:04,039 --> 00:15:06,174
(Scoffs ) Now we...
351
00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:07,775
have you seen "Frozen"?
352
00:15:12,714 --> 00:15:14,382
Mr. Mansfield, I need to speak to you.
353
00:15:14,416 --> 00:15:16,651
I'm not interested in getting your apology.
354
00:15:16,685 --> 00:15:17,652
Well, I'm not giving you one.
355
00:15:17,686 --> 00:15:20,087
Then now I am interested.
356
00:15:20,122 --> 00:15:24,625
Sir, I know blowing you off for
Jenny was impulsive, emotional,
357
00:15:24,660 --> 00:15:26,661
and objectively, pretty damn stupid.
358
00:15:26,695 --> 00:15:29,730
And if you put me in the
same position 100 times,
359
00:15:29,765 --> 00:15:31,899
I would do the same thing every time
360
00:15:31,934 --> 00:15:35,269
because someone I look up
to like a father once told me
361
00:15:35,304 --> 00:15:38,206
to never apologize for
a decision based on love.
362
00:15:39,374 --> 00:15:42,944
That was me.
363
00:15:42,978 --> 00:15:46,180
Now, sir, I will do everything I
can to regain your confidence,
364
00:15:46,215 --> 00:15:49,283
but if you truly think that
what I did was unforgivable,
365
00:15:49,318 --> 00:15:51,352
then just tell me to
my face that I am fired,
366
00:15:51,386 --> 00:15:54,388
and I will walk out that door,
and you will never see me again.
367
00:15:55,691 --> 00:15:56,657
You're fired.
368
00:15:56,692 --> 00:15:58,392
Oh, come on!
369
00:15:58,427 --> 00:15:59,994
Lookit.
370
00:16:00,028 --> 00:16:02,196
You and I had a relationship
that was based on trust.
371
00:16:02,231 --> 00:16:03,598
Then let's start over.
372
00:16:03,632 --> 00:16:04,993
(Clears throat) This is my resume.
373
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:08,269
My name is Brody Moyer, and I'd like
to apply for a job at Remington Trust.
374
00:16:08,303 --> 00:16:11,172
All right, fair enough.
I'll... I'll play along.
375
00:16:11,206 --> 00:16:13,274
Mr. Moyer, is it?
376
00:16:13,308 --> 00:16:15,910
Graduated with honors from Stanford.
377
00:16:15,944 --> 00:16:17,912
Top of your class, Harvard Business School.
378
00:16:17,946 --> 00:16:19,080
That's very impressive.
379
00:16:19,114 --> 00:16:23,284
Oh, Remington Trust, I hear, is a
very challenging place to work.
380
00:16:23,318 --> 00:16:27,288
Well, it has its moments, but
there's no better place to learn.
381
00:16:27,322 --> 00:16:29,924
Well, this resume is bulletproof.
382
00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:32,260
The job is yours.
383
00:16:32,294 --> 00:16:34,128
Really? Mr. Mansfield,
thank you so much...
384
00:16:34,162 --> 00:16:36,197
after I check your references.
385
00:16:37,332 --> 00:16:38,833
Mr. Mansfield, please.
386
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:41,302
It is?
387
00:16:41,336 --> 00:16:44,906
You have a very nice voice, too, sir.
388
00:16:44,940 --> 00:16:46,707
I like him.
389
00:16:46,742 --> 00:16:48,676
Okay. This is silly.
390
00:16:48,710 --> 00:16:52,947
I'm sitting here with
a, uh... a Brody Moyer.
391
00:16:52,981 --> 00:16:55,216
Oh, easy on the language, there, cowboy.
392
00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:58,286
Uh, he doesn't care for you one bit.
393
00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,354
Yes, I-I get the point.
394
00:17:00,389 --> 00:17:02,790
You say he pissed away an opportunity
395
00:17:02,824 --> 00:17:08,829
and left the company high and
dry without notice for a girl?
396
00:17:08,864 --> 00:17:10,164
Tell him it's not for a...
397
00:17:10,198 --> 00:17:12,233
you know what? She's
...I know it's you.
398
00:17:14,369 --> 00:17:16,370
Thank you, sir.
399
00:17:16,405 --> 00:17:19,273
And I'll try not to
repeat the mistake you did.
400
00:17:20,809 --> 00:17:22,810
I love you, too.
401
00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:28,280
I'm real sorry.
402
00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:30,683
You know, you don't have
to give me my old job back.
403
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,051
I will take any job.
404
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:34,119
I will start at the
bottom and work my way up.
405
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:35,821
I don't think you understand.
406
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:39,658
There isn't a bottom low enough for
you to work your way back up from.
407
00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:42,294
I'm here to apply for a
job on the ground floor.
408
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:44,163
Oh, come on!
409
00:17:52,054 --> 00:17:57,558
Brody, I'm gonna put this in the
nicest way that I know how.
410
00:17:57,592 --> 00:18:02,463
I would rather slam my testicles
411
00:18:02,497 --> 00:18:06,133
in a cold, rusty car door
every day for a month...
412
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,602
and I mean a long month. Not like February.
413
00:18:10,539 --> 00:18:14,008
Than spend five minutes working with you.
414
00:18:15,277 --> 00:18:17,978
Damn, you got a nice resume.
415
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:21,182
Feels like it was printed on a pillowcase.
416
00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:26,353
Can I keep this?
417
00:18:26,388 --> 00:18:28,255
You can now.
418
00:18:28,290 --> 00:18:30,224
Okay, you know what?
419
00:18:30,258 --> 00:18:31,926
I've been thinking about this,
420
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,195
and I don't think you should
try and get your job back.
421
00:18:34,229 --> 00:18:37,665
I mean, you could work anywhere, babe,
and he doesn't even deserve you.
422
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:40,634
And besides, I think it
might be really healthy for us
423
00:18:40,669 --> 00:18:42,269
to not work in the same building.
424
00:18:42,304 --> 00:18:44,171
I just applied for a job down here.
425
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:47,108
Or you can go that way.
426
00:18:47,142 --> 00:18:48,943
I already told him how I felt.
427
00:18:48,977 --> 00:18:50,344
Oh, God.
428
00:18:50,378 --> 00:18:52,346
Was it the testicles in
the cold, rusty car door?
429
00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:55,649
He says that every time I
suggest thai food for lunch.
430
00:18:55,684 --> 00:18:57,485
You know, America has peanuts, too.
431
00:18:57,519 --> 00:19:00,421
We just don't put them on everything.
432
00:19:00,455 --> 00:19:04,358
Look, I won't let Mansfield
bring me down that easily.
433
00:19:04,392 --> 00:19:05,960
I'm gonna prove to that son of a bitch
434
00:19:05,994 --> 00:19:07,995
that I'm willing to do
anything to get my job back.
435
00:19:08,029 --> 00:19:11,465
But if you think it would be too
uncomfortable for me to work down here,
436
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,167
just say, "I can't hire you,"
437
00:19:13,201 --> 00:19:15,569
and I will walk out that door
and never bring it up again.
438
00:19:15,604 --> 00:19:16,904
I can't hire you.
439
00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:20,174
That strategy is not working for me.
440
00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:21,609
I don't know.
441
00:19:21,643 --> 00:19:23,511
What if we, like, get
on each other's nerves?
442
00:19:23,545 --> 00:19:26,380
We'll be working together, so
that's like four hours a day.
443
00:19:26,414 --> 00:19:29,183
Yeah, but we were together
24 hours a day in Paris,
444
00:19:29,217 --> 00:19:31,552
and that was the best time of our lives.
445
00:19:33,655 --> 00:19:35,356
Aww.
446
00:19:35,390 --> 00:19:37,358
Now you're just playing dirty.
447
00:19:37,392 --> 00:19:39,393
(Both chuckle)
448
00:19:41,496 --> 00:19:43,464
I can feel your Louvre.
449
00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:48,702
You really don't know what that means.
450
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,577
C'est bon.
451
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:02,283
Oh, now, what the hell?
452
00:20:02,317 --> 00:20:05,085
Mr. Mansfield, is it fun hat day?
453
00:20:07,422 --> 00:20:09,990
No, it's not.
454
00:20:10,025 --> 00:20:11,725
Then never mind.
455
00:20:13,161 --> 00:20:15,663
What the hell happened to my
jade plant while I was gone?
456
00:20:15,697 --> 00:20:19,066
I believe the plant lady takes
care of those, and she was fired.
457
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:20,634
Well, then, call down to the ground floor
458
00:20:20,669 --> 00:20:22,403
and have them send up a new plant lady.
459
00:20:22,437 --> 00:20:25,973
I'm the new plant lady.
460
00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:27,107
The hell are you doing?
461
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:30,177
I'm starting at the bottom,
and I'd go deeper if I could.
462
00:20:30,212 --> 00:20:32,646
I would go as deep into that
bottom as humanly possible.
463
00:20:34,082 --> 00:20:35,649
Wish you had that sentence back?
464
00:20:35,684 --> 00:20:38,619
Also wish I wasn't wearing
these gloves when I said it.
465
00:20:40,388 --> 00:20:42,523
You've misjudged the situation, Mr. Moyer.
466
00:20:42,557 --> 00:20:44,758
I don't want you working here at all.
467
00:20:44,793 --> 00:20:46,427
See, I don't believe you.
468
00:20:46,461 --> 00:20:48,295
I believe that this is
another one of your tests,
469
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,598
and I also believe that
you are secretly happy
470
00:20:50,632 --> 00:20:53,033
I'm willing to fight this
hard to get my job back.
471
00:20:53,068 --> 00:20:54,201
You're wasting your time.
472
00:20:54,236 --> 00:20:55,536
(Whistles) Everybody back to work.
473
00:20:55,570 --> 00:20:58,572
And, you... moisten
my succulent.
474
00:21:17,225 --> 00:21:18,592
It's from game of thrones.
475
00:21:18,627 --> 00:21:19,727
What do you think?
476
00:21:19,761 --> 00:21:21,595
I don't know.
477
00:21:21,630 --> 00:21:24,164
If we're going to start a
fantasy sword collection...
478
00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:27,001
and I've long thought we should...
479
00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:29,103
is this really the sword to start with?
480
00:21:29,137 --> 00:21:30,804
What did you have in mind?
481
00:21:30,839 --> 00:21:35,009
Well, off the top of my head,
I'd have to go with Excalibur.
482
00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:37,277
It gives you the right to rule england.
482
00:21:38,305 --> 00:21:44,766
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