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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen.
www.addic7ed.com
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Have I seen the numbers?
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(Chuckling) Of course
I've seen the numbers.
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Jamison, I need to see the numbers.
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Dude. I'm so sorry, man.
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What are you doing up here anyway?
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You work on the ground floor now.
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Just trying to stay on Mansfield's radar
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so he'll remember how impressive I am.
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By holding a garbage can?
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No, not a garbage can.
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Actually, five garbage cans.
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It's my new B.R.O.W.N. System.
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It stands for biodegradable,
recyclable, organic, wet, and no idea.
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Yeah, uh, I like the old system where
you throw it all in one can...
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You let the guy downstairs sort it out.
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Only the guy is me now, and you
have no idea how gross it gets,
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which is why I came up with "no idea."
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I'm sorry. I didn't...
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No, it's okay. It won't be for long.
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Especially because I have a new hot
stock tip for the morning meeting,
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and once I slip Mansfield my tip, then
I'll be able to go all the way in.
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All right, listen up. I need
those third-quarter numbers.
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I'd rather have them now
than have them perfect,
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but they had better be perfect.
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Now, lookit, the, uh, hang
seng dipped 2% overnight,
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so I should be hearing the sound
of some of my rabid analysts
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clamoring for my attention.
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Instead, all I'm hearing is the sound
of my very own buttery baritone.
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Actually, sir, if I may...
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Chuffa communications.
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Their stock is down 87%,
and they have zero debt.
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They're ripe for a takeover.
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How's that for rabid, bitches?
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That's exactly what I wanted to hear.
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It's exactly what I was gonna say.
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She stock-blocked me.
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Excellent work, Ms. Harris.
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Coffee break is officially...
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Over!
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Oh, guys, uh, please don't.
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There's a new system. It's B.R.O.W.N.
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Let's take a moment to debrief here.
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Hey, I'm a person.
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So, uh, Mr. Wen, I suppose you
know what day, uh, tomorrow is.
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Yes, sir. Uh, it's Wednesday.
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It's my birthday.
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Now, I... I guess the whole office
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is gonna do the same
thing they do every year.
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They're going to "surprise"
me with cake and champagne
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and (chuckles) that embarrassing toast.
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Well, sir, if the toast is too
embarrassing, we don't have to do it.
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Of course we have to do the goddamn toast.
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There are people in this office that
look forward to that toast every year.
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It's a perfect blend of
wit, whimsy, and emotion.
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It always starts out with
a-a joke at my expense
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like, um... oh, gosh...
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I have the body of a 25-year-old
locked in my basement.
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(Laughs)
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Sir, I don't know if
that's how that joke goes.
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Well, I don't know how the damn joke goes.
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I'm not Gallagher.
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Uh, well, you know, it's Brody's joke.
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H-h-he always gives the toast.
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Eh, well, Brody doesn't work here anymore.
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All I know is there are
people in this office
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that expect that toast to be perfect,
and I don't care who gives it.
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It's gonna be you.
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Hello?
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(Groans) What the hell?
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Way to ruin a moment, jackass.
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How was that a moment?
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You were all just sitting in the dark.
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The challenge is to sit
completely still for 15 minutes
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until the motion detectors
automatically turn off the lights.
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And after sitting and
doing absolutely nothing
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for an hour and a half, the A.C shuts off.
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Found that out in the bathroom.
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Hey, well, now that the lights are
on, what should I do, boss lady?
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Actually, according to HR, as long
as we are having a relationship,
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I can't order you around.
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Oh, that didn't stop you last night.
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I see why that's a rule now.
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Right? Yeah. Yeah.
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As of now, I am no
longer your supervisor,
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which is why I feel okay about doing this.
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(Squeaks)
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(Chuckles)
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Wait, so who's my new supervisor?
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Hello, meat.
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From this point forward, the
only easy day is yesterday.
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Your first impossible task
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is going to be to organize
all of these purchase orders!
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(Laughs)
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I already did it.
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And, in fact, I-I put it
into these colorful binders.
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Your second impossible task was gonna
be to find the colorful binders.
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Good for you.
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Now, shit meet fan.
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You're gonna clean out the stock room.
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Oh, I've instituted a qr code system
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to automate inventory
in all three stock rooms.
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Two questions... there's
a third stock room...
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...and there is a second stock room?
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And I actually took the liberty of
changing our downstairs hold music
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to the Wilson Phillips song "Hold on."
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♪ If you hold on for one more day ♪
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♪ can you hold on? ♪ it's
just a temp track, though.
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I'll lay down a new mix tonight.
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So, you guys have
anything else for me to do?
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(Chuckling) Oh, believe me.
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We haven't even begun to scratch
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the surface of hell that
I'm gonna put you through.
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Mm.
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I've got nothing.
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Jenny? Jenny Miller?
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Hey! Get... h-hi!
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What are you doing here?
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You don't remember me. (Chuckles)
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Of course I remember you. You're...
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- Lindsay.
- ...Lindsay.
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Right. And I know you from...
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- High school.
- ...High school.
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Wait. You went to Modrell?
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Yeah, you were a-a year ahead of me.
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You were one of the cool kids.
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You had a fake I.D. in seventh grade
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and you didn't have a curfew
and you looked like that.
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Everyone wanted to be your friend.
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That sounds sweet.
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Yeah.
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You also gave me the
nickname flimsy Lindsay.
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It was right after I got knocked
out in P.E. playing badminton.
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Oh, wow.
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How'd you get knocked
out playing badminton?
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Oh, I took a shuttlecock to the face.
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Girl, you took a shuttlecock to the
face, and I nicknamed you flimsy?
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I think you got off okay there.
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Lucky me. (Chuckles)
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Anyway, I got over it eventually...
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after college and some therapy.
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Twice a week. Insurance covered it.
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(Elevator bell dings) No biggie.
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Oh, good. That's back.
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Well, that's my ride.
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Oh, you... you work here?
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I just got hired at Remington Trust.
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Hey, cool. I work downstairs.
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So, we'll see each other every day.
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Oh. Great.
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I'm gonna go call Dr. Rothstein
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and tell him... the good news.
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Sir, I don't mean to bother you, but
I just wanted to drop this off.
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You're probably wondering what it is.
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I'm good.
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It's a scanner.
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You just point and shoot at any object,
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and... boop!...
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You just ordered yourself some pens.
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I'm revolutionizing all
the systems downstairs.
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In fact, if you were to call
downstairs and get put on hold,
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you'd probably hear
something like this...
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♪ don't you know things have changed ♪
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♪ Things'll go your way ♪
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♪ If you ho-hold on ♪
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♪ Would you hold on? ♪
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♪ Would you
ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-hold on ♪
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♪ For one more day? ♪
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♪ For one more day? ♪
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♪ For one more day? ♪
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M-m-m-mister... Mr.
Moyer, Mr. Moyer.
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What's up?
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I-I just want you to know
that I didn't stop you
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because I don't love Wilson Phillips.
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God almighty, I do.
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But I-I also want you to know
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that I do see how hard
you're working around here,
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what with the singing and
...and... and the boop gun.
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Oh, thank you, sir.
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It's just that... well, I don't care.
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But, Mr. Mansfield.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Three little words...
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I...Don't... Care.
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What the hell did you
do to the supply closet?
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You ruined my whole system.
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What system is that?
Piles of unrelated crap?
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Yes.
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The whole point was that
nobody else could understand it.
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That was my job security.
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Yeah, why don't you slow down?
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Mansfield can't even see you down here.
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If he could, he would know that
I lived here for most of 2010.
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(Clipboard thuds) Look,
haven't you guys ever heard
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of taking pride in your work?
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No. I don't understand the question.
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Well, he's gonna make us obsolete.
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I'd be losing my mind if I didn't have
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the special stress remedies
my doctor prescribed.
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You know, Dr. Ganja's not a real doctor.
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He got his degree from
the university of cannabis.
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Go to my guy. He's legit.
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Dr. Doobie Howser.
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Hey, buddy.
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Uh, I don't know if you
know what tomorrow is.
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Oh, Mansfield's birthday.
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He was born at 12:04 A.M.
after a 36-hour labor.
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His mother, Dolores,
declined all anesthesia.
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Rumor has it, he cut his own cord.
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Yeah, it's also Wednesday.
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Anyway, um, I don't want
you to hear from anyone else.
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I'm giving the toast this year.
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Oh, my God.
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That's, like, the highlight
of Mansfield's year.
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Are you freaked out?
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Uh, I was until lady inspiration
whispered this bad boy in my ear...
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"Song parody."
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D-don't look at me like that.
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You're gonna love it. You know
that song "9 to 5"?
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I made it "5 to 9" because of the hours.
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Because they're so long.
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Well, here's a little
message from lady reality.
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"You're gonna get fired."
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Look, there's an art to
the Mansfield toast, okay?
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I do it every year.
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You have to take him on an
emotional roller coaster.
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You start with an off-color joke and
then you hit him with some flattery,
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then you push the envelope
with something insulting,
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and just when it's about to go
too far, you suddenly turn sweet
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and find the perfect metaphor
to pull it all together.
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Hey, come on. No speech can do all that.
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Oh, really?
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Well, here's the one I was working on
for this year right before I got fired.
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Let me see this.
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Whoa! Can you say that?
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Oh, that's sweet. (Chuckles)
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(Gasps) You cannot go there!
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(Voice breaking) That is the
sweetest thing I ever heard.
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(Normal voice) Oh, so he was
the wind, you were the leaf.
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Oh, my God. This is a
good-ass speech, man.
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Great. I'm completely screwed.
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Not necessarily.
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Look, Mansfield always
schedules his surprises for 5:00.
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So, at 5:02, I burst in from the
elevator and give him my speech.
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You step aside.
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I show Mansfield the great connection
we have, leaf and wind are reunited,
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and you've given him the
best gift a man can get...
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The gift of Brody.
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Derrick, let's go.
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00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:26,425
I made you a 4:20
appointment with Dr. Howser.
251
00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:32,264
We're gonna go buy pot.
252
00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:39,303
- Oh, hey, Lindsay.
- (Gasps) Jenny!
253
00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:41,205
What are you doing up here?
254
00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:43,941
Earlier, you caught me totally off-guard.
255
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,910
I absolutely remember who you are.
256
00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:50,414
You lived off of Sanborn, and you rode
with your brother in the astro van.
257
00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:56,487
No, that was my friend Terri, or,
as you called her, hairy Terri.
258
00:10:56,522 --> 00:10:59,257
In my defense...
259
00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:01,626
She had full sideburns.
260
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,362
I guess everyone else
just cut her some slack
261
00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:06,097
you know, 'cause of the wheelchair.
262
00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:14,205
Yes. The van.
263
00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,940
Um, come on, though.
264
00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:18,276
I mean, it's... it's not like
I was one of those mean girls.
265
00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:21,479
- Okay.
- Don't just say, "okay."
266
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,347
What do you want me to say?
267
00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,616
I want you to say that I'm not a mean girl.
268
00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:27,485
I'll say whatever you
want. You're scaring me.
269
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,553
I'm not scaring you, Lindsay!
270
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:34,258
I'm just saying that just because
somebody makes up a couple nicknames,
271
00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:35,993
that doesn't make them a mean girl.
272
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,528
What nickname?
273
00:11:37,563 --> 00:11:40,498
Oh (chuckles) it's just some
silly thing from childhood, sir.
274
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,466
Oh, come on. I love a good nickname.
275
00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:44,335
Hell, I still answer to Ramrod.
276
00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:47,939
So tell me.
277
00:11:47,974 --> 00:11:49,307
Um, it's meaningless.
278
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:50,942
Nonsense.
279
00:11:50,977 --> 00:11:52,476
Every person gets three
names in this life...
280
00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:55,346
The name your parents give you,
the name you make for yourself,
281
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:56,647
and the name your friends give you.
282
00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:58,449
And that's the name you have to embrace,
283
00:11:58,484 --> 00:12:01,252
because that's the name that
reflects how the world sees you.
284
00:12:01,287 --> 00:12:03,888
So... so, tell me.
What's the name?
285
00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:06,290
Flimsy Lindsay.
286
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,531
Kids can be so cruel.
287
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:22,206
Hey, you guys don't think
I'm a mean girl, do you?
288
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:25,009
No. Not at all. Don't
hurt me if I say, "yeah."
289
00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:27,144
Come on. Shut up, both of you.
290
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:29,380
So I made up a couple
nicknames in high school.
291
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,048
That was a million years ago.
292
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,284
Three years ago, you gave
me the nickname "Harvard"
293
00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:35,419
because I went to an
online community college,
294
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:38,222
and now nobody calls me by my real name.
295
00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:43,527
Oh, my God, you guys.
Maybe I am a mean girl.
296
00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:44,695
Ugh. I don't know.
297
00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:48,265
I guess I should get in contact
with people from my high school.
298
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:51,268
I'll start with smelly Kelly.
299
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:53,504
This is gonna be a long day for me.
300
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:57,942
Check him out.
301
00:12:57,977 --> 00:13:00,378
He hasn't done any work
in like half an hour.
302
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,446
Yeah, about that.
303
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:06,183
See, I was getting a little anxious
about Brody making me lose my job,
304
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:09,553
so I slowed him down by giving
him one of my medicinal cookies.
305
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:10,688
Is that bad?
306
00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:12,223
Potentially.
307
00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:14,492
I also gave him two of my cookies.
308
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,299
So he's had three cookies?
309
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:25,269
And a hash waffle.
310
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:26,470
You don't understand.
311
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,539
A guy my size can handle one cookie.
312
00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:30,975
He's like one of my legs in a suit.
313
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:33,010
(Chuckling) Is he gonna die?
314
00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:35,546
No, but things may get freaky.
315
00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:38,282
(Sighs)
316
00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:39,750
Brody?
317
00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:42,753
It seems certain people think you
needed to mellow out a little bit,
318
00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:45,589
so you might have accidentally
been fed some cannabis.
319
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:48,325
What? You did this.
320
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:51,395
Okay, all right. That's
the paranoia talking.
321
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:54,231
And, yeah, I did.
322
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,401
Don't worry. We got a
method for managing this.
323
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,403
We're gonna need a quiet
room, some popsicles,
324
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,072
and six hours of "reading rainbow."
325
00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:02,973
No, guys, I-I don't have six hours.
326
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,575
I'm supposed to make a
toast in 10 minutes, okay?
327
00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:06,143
I need to sober up.
328
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,344
Well, I, um...
329
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,280
That is my pot coffee.
330
00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:15,219
Together: Happy Birthday!
331
00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:18,055
Son of a (laughs)
332
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,657
You guys!
333
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,525
Is that today?!
334
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:23,427
Well, let's get it over with.
335
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:27,465
I'm sure there's a, uh... a
toast or... or... or something.
336
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:30,267
Mr. Wen?
337
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:33,337
Yeah, uh, I might have a little something.
338
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:34,338
Ah.
339
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:36,240
Uh, I was asking myself,
340
00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:39,610
"what would Mr. Mansfield want
most of all on his birthday?"
341
00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:43,080
He'd like a damn toast.
342
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,515
(Elevator bell dings)
343
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:50,087
And he's gonna get it
fro-o-o-m this dude.
344
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:53,357
Sir, would you like to say a few words?
345
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,758
Mr. Wen?
346
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:58,796
Okay. Uh...
347
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:01,565
I know we all work
crazy hours up here, huh?
348
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:02,533
Yeah.
349
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:07,304
Some people might even say
we work from 5:00 to 9:00.
350
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,572
(Chuckles)
351
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:12,543
("9 to 5" plays)
352
00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:16,347
Come on, Brody. You can do this.
353
00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:18,215
It's just mind over matter.
354
00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:22,419
Come on. You were top
of your class at Harvard.
355
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:24,522
Tip top. (Chuckles)
356
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:27,391
Tip top, tip top. (Chuckling) Tip top.
357
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,493
Are you going to press a button, or...
358
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:33,731
Yeah. I'm on it. Chillax.
359
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,399
Don't let her see you weak.
360
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:36,667
Remember... you're better than her.
361
00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:38,068
Better than who?
362
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,237
She can read minds.
363
00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:48,746
♪ Fi-I-I-ve to-o-o
ni-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-ne ♪
364
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,414
(Breathing heavily)
365
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:53,217
Thank you. Thanks, guys.
366
00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:54,585
Man, you guys have been a lot of fun.
367
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,588
Um... E-enough, enough. Enough.
368
00:15:57,623 --> 00:16:01,158
Mr. Wen, not only have you
disappointed me in a profound way,
369
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:05,262
but you have also butchered the words
of national treasure Dolly Parton.
370
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:08,766
And for that, Ramrod can never forgive.
371
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,401
(Whistles)
372
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:12,403
Back to work. Let's go.
373
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:15,539
What the hell, Brody?
374
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:18,676
♪ Want to make you turn
around and say goodbye ♪
375
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,611
♪ Until then, baby ♪
376
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:23,147
♪ Are you gonna let them hold
you down and make you cry? ♪
377
00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:25,115
How'd you get these charts to be animated?
378
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,717
That's awesome.
379
00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:28,352
I didn't.
380
00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:31,789
Yeah, no. Yeah, you did.
Look. They're dancing.
381
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,291
Well, I should get upstairs.
382
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:38,128
It's Mansfield's birthday, and
I've avoided it as long as I can.
383
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,530
I'm not great at parties.
384
00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:41,332
I don't blink enough.
385
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:43,667
It makes people uncomfortable.
386
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:46,337
(Gasps) Oh, no! Mansfield's toast!
387
00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:48,405
Mmm, toast.
388
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,140
I'm hungry.
389
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:52,676
I don't think you're in any condition
to see Mansfield right now.
390
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,478
I mean, he hates you enough as it is.
391
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:55,846
- He does?
- Oh, yeah.
392
00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:57,414
Every time your name comes up,
393
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,917
he clenches his jaw and
does one-arm push-ups.
394
00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:04,488
One time, I could swear I
saw him do a no-arm push-up.
395
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,457
I just kept walking.
396
00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:10,194
He hates me.
397
00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:12,563
That's fantastic!
398
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:15,866
Why don't we go see our little
friends at the emergency room?
399
00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:18,335
No, no, no. You don't understand.
400
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:21,438
I thought he felt nothing,
but hate means he cares.
401
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,274
And if he cares, he can love me again.
402
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:24,541
I got to go see him.
403
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,910
I don't think now is the best time.
404
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:29,380
My mind has never been clearer, mom.
405
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:36,253
Okay, you're gonna thank me for this later.
406
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,255
No!
407
00:17:45,323 --> 00:17:47,457
Lindsay! Yoo-hoo!
408
00:17:47,492 --> 00:17:48,558
Lindsay! Come on, come on, come on.
409
00:17:48,593 --> 00:17:49,592
Lindsay, come here!
410
00:17:51,329 --> 00:17:53,830
Um, can I talk to you for a second?
411
00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:55,732
Just so you know, I have pepper spray.
412
00:17:55,767 --> 00:17:57,333
Well, breath spray.
413
00:17:57,369 --> 00:17:59,335
Okay, it's gum.
414
00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:01,337
Please, just give me a minute.
415
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:07,777
Look, um, I-I want to apologize to you.
416
00:18:07,812 --> 00:18:10,947
I think maybe I was a
mean girl in high school,
417
00:18:10,982 --> 00:18:15,318
and I know that you think I had it easy
because I was pretty and so popular
418
00:18:15,353 --> 00:18:16,519
and I had all of those dates.
419
00:18:16,555 --> 00:18:19,989
This is the worst apology ever.
420
00:18:20,025 --> 00:18:24,460
What I'm trying, uh, to say is that
high school sucked for me, too.
421
00:18:25,363 --> 00:18:26,629
My dad wasn't around.
422
00:18:26,665 --> 00:18:27,931
I mean, actually, he was around...
423
00:18:27,966 --> 00:18:30,466
Just with his other family.
424
00:18:30,502 --> 00:18:32,068
And, uh, my mom and I lived in an RV.
425
00:18:32,103 --> 00:18:33,469
(Chuckles)
426
00:18:33,505 --> 00:18:34,971
That's why I didn't have a curfew,
427
00:18:35,006 --> 00:18:37,607
because I wasn't always sure
where she parked the house.
428
00:18:39,010 --> 00:18:40,810
Wow.
429
00:18:40,845 --> 00:18:42,879
Anyway, um, if I was mean to you,
430
00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:44,080
I'm... I'm sorry.
431
00:18:44,115 --> 00:18:47,951
And it was probably 'cause I
didn't feel great about myself.
432
00:18:47,986 --> 00:18:50,353
It's okay. It could've been worse.
433
00:18:50,388 --> 00:18:52,855
I mean, I did get hit in
the face with a shuttlecock,
434
00:18:52,891 --> 00:18:55,024
and you didn't give me
the obvious nickname.
435
00:18:55,060 --> 00:18:58,027
Yeah. Shuttle face.
436
00:19:00,632 --> 00:19:02,298
(Chuckles) Well, anyway...
437
00:19:02,334 --> 00:19:04,400
I think in some ways,
you actually helped me.
438
00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:05,401
Really?
439
00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:06,669
Yeah.
440
00:19:06,705 --> 00:19:10,373
I mean, if you and your horrible friends
had invited me to even one party,
441
00:19:10,408 --> 00:19:12,542
I wouldn't have spent
all high school studying.
442
00:19:12,577 --> 00:19:15,411
And then I wouldn't have gone to
M.I.T., and I wouldn't be here.
443
00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:17,780
So I'm kind of a hero.
444
00:19:17,816 --> 00:19:20,650
Okay, "hero" might be
kind of a strong word.
445
00:19:20,685 --> 00:19:22,385
(Laughs)
446
00:19:22,420 --> 00:19:24,754
So, what do you say? Friends?
447
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:27,390
Sure. Why not? (Chuckles)
448
00:19:27,425 --> 00:19:28,958
Could be fun being
friends with a mean girl.
449
00:19:28,994 --> 00:19:30,860
Oh, totally. (Chuckles)
450
00:19:32,764 --> 00:19:33,963
Why aren't you blinking?
451
00:19:39,070 --> 00:19:40,503
Mr. Mansfield.
452
00:19:40,538 --> 00:19:44,040
I'm all stocked up on paper clips,
so you can holster your boop gun
453
00:19:44,075 --> 00:19:46,142
and mosey on back downstairs.
454
00:19:46,177 --> 00:19:48,745
Actually, uh, sir, I just
wanted to give you this.
455
00:19:48,780 --> 00:19:51,014
It's the toast I was
gonna give you yesterday.
456
00:19:51,049 --> 00:19:53,049
Not interested. Do not care.
457
00:19:53,084 --> 00:19:55,118
See, I think you do care.
458
00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:56,953
In fact, I happen to know that you hate me,
459
00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:58,354
and that's how I know I still have a shot.
460
00:19:58,438 --> 00:20:00,472
You have no shot because I feel nothing.
461
00:20:00,506 --> 00:20:02,340
You don't have to say
it if you're not ready.
462
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:03,542
But when you're ready,
463
00:20:03,576 --> 00:20:05,377
it's just three words...
464
00:20:05,411 --> 00:20:09,915
I...Hate... You.
465
00:20:12,318 --> 00:20:13,585
I don't hate you!
466
00:20:13,619 --> 00:20:15,754
Again, I nothing you!
467
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:23,074
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468
00:20:25,264 --> 00:20:27,666
(Chuckles)
469
00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:30,769
That's bawdy.
470
00:20:30,803 --> 00:20:34,372
Oh, you g-go on. Get out
of here, ya brown-noser!
471
00:20:36,642 --> 00:20:40,345
Now tha-tha-tha-tha-tha-that's
too far.
472
00:20:43,649 --> 00:20:45,450
Son of a bitch.
473
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,654
I'm the wind.
474
00:20:55,094 --> 00:20:57,429
I hate that kid.
475
00:21:00,066 --> 00:21:08,066
Get it together, Ramrod.
476
00:21:09,305 --> 00:21:15,320
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