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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen.
www.addic7ed.com

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Hey, guys, something
super weird just happened.

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I was in Mansfield's office, and I
told him I missed a filing deadline.

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And then... get this...

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He didn't murder me.

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Wait a minute.

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(Elevator bell dings)
There's only one thing

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that could calm the savage Mansfield...

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- Mrs. Mansfield!
- Ah!

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That's why he didn't kill me.

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Hello, boys. And girl.

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Mansfield: There's my better half.

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She's so cute!

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I always pictured her in a helmet
with horns on it, maybe a whip.

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So, what brings you around
here, Mrs. Mansfield?

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Oh, you know you can call me Abby.

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- Thank you, Ab...
- (Whistles)

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...solutely not gonna do that.

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Uh, Mrs. Mansfield and I are planning
our eldest daughter's wedding.

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Life moves so fast.

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I can't believe it's been
25 years since you said,

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"Don't worry, honey. You can't get
pregnant in a hot tub." (Chuckles)

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My wife is an open book.

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Let's, uh... let's
close that book, darling.

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How about you, Brody?

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Are we gonna be hearing wedding
bells for you and Jenny any time soon?

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Well, it hasn't come up yet, but if I
like it, I'm gonna put a ring on it.

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(Chuckles)

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Speaking of weddings, have
the RSVP's gone out yet?

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I had this magical idea that everyone gets
their own homing pigeon to respond with.

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It's taken care of.

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I have my very best team on it right now.

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Damn it! I broke another one!

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That's the tenth one.

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If you keep breaking the cages,

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we're never gonna get those
birds out of the stockroom.

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The birds got out of the stockroom!

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(Sobbing) And they're angry!

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Oh, God! (All yelling)

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(Sobbing)

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You have something in your beard.

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- What?
- My mouth.

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(Laughs)

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Get away!

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I can't watch this, but
I can't not watch it.

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Derrick: It's like my
grandma eating spaghetti...

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Noodles going in, noodles going out.

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You can lose a whole day.

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Oh, I should get back upstairs.

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Guys, my girlfriend has to go, so
I'm gonna walk my girlfriend out.

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I have a girlfriend.

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Hey, guys. What's going on?

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Come on!

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Okay, get ready for the best night ever.

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If you could have tickets to anything
in the world, what would it be?

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The Imaginarium at the pier.

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What?

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No, that costs nothing.

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That's, like, a suggested donation.

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No, I-I got us tickets to see "Wicked."

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And then we're gonna
go to the Imaginarium?!

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No! There's no Imaginarium.

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I'm gonna take you to
my favorite musical ever.

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My dad dragged me to it when I
was a kid, and it changed me.

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Well, I love what it changed you
into, so I'm sure I'm gonna love it.

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Oh, are these the famous RSV-pigeons?

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They are. Yep.

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(Chuckling) Oh, God. Isn't
it ridiculous? (Chuckles)

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I'm so glad I'm never getting married.

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Tell me about it.

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Wait. Tell me about it.

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What do you mean never?

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Well, I just don't see the appeal.

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My mom has six failed marriages
with five different guys.

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Who wants that?

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I mean, statistically, millions of
people do, but I get what you're saying.

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Well, what I'm saying is that

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I-I don't think you have to
be married to love each other

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and build a life together and do fun
things like go to the Imaginarium.

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- Yeah, or see "Wicked."
- Or see "Wicked."

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I forgot. "Wicked."

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I will see you tonight.

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My girlfriend forgot her purse, so...

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Mrs. Mansfield: We
have to pick one...

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Lilac, lavender, mauve,
violet, or mulberry.

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They... they all look purple.

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Would you...

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Just tell me which purple I should love?

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Come on. So far, your only
opinion on this wedding is,

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you're leaving if the band plays "shout."

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In... in... in fairness to me,

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no one tells me when to be
softer and when to be louder.

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And... and... and to
be honest with you,

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y-you're the only one in the whole world

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who can tell the difference
between these colors.

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Just dropping off the Baxter file, sir.

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Ooh! Somebody's got some
tough choices to make.

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How do you feel about the mulberry
tablecloths with the lilac napkins?

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Where have you been hiding
this boy from me, peanut?

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Peanut? Forgot it as
soon as I heard it, sir.

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Say, Mr. Wen, how would you
like to spend the afternoon

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shopping for fabric with my wife?

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You can answer with me.

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Both: Mr. Mansfield, I
would freakin' love to.

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I thought we were doing this together.

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Uh, sweetheart, t-this does
not play to my strengths.

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So, I'm supposed to spend the
afternoon with someone I barely know?

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I'm just not gonna be of any help
to you looking at purple squares.

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Purple? Sir, I don't see any purple.

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Is it underneath the lilac?

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Let's go. You're coming with me.

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Sorry I'm late.

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I was out getting
something for my girlfriend.

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The question was, "what do you get
the girl who has everything?"

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Everything, of course, being
full access to all of this.

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And the answer is... this guy.

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What the hell is wrong with you?!

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You don't get a tattoo
after six days with a girl!

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- Should I have waited a week?
- What, you trying to scare her away?

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Lindsay's my first serious
girlfriend in... how long?

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Carry the two... ever.

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If she sees a picture of her face on
your arm, she gonna dump your crazy ass.

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(Sighs) You're right.

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I'm an idiot.

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Now I got to try to hide it from
her, and that's gonna be impossible

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'cause she has access to all of this.

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Hey, I got your message.

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Hello. How are you? (Chuckles)

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So, what's the big surprise
you wanted to show me?

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It's right over here.

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I was just thinking...

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How about for the rest of our relationship,

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we always wear shirts no matter what?

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Nice try, but I think you might remember

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I have a full-access pass to all of this.

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(Screams)

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Easy there, Lindsay. He
just got the flu shot.

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(Chuckles) Yeah, right.

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Like I'm gonna let the government
inject a tracking device in my body.

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Fine, dumbass. Hit him again.

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You are such a cute boyfriend! (Screaming)

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Thank you, girlfriend.

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Now, if you will excuse me, Derrick
and I have a little errand to run.

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Derrick, let's go!

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Is it gonna hurt?

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He's burning ink out of eight
layers of raw skin with a laser.

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Might sting a little.

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Aah! Ow! That does sting.

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That is just the lamp.

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Oh.

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(Screams)

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The lamp stings! What
kind of a lamp is that?!

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It's amazing.

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It's literally everything great
about The Wizard of Oz" and more.

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Is the rainbow song in it?

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- No. Uh, everything else.
- Oh. I love it.

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They got to do the "follow the
yellow brick road" one, though, right?

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Uh, no. It's different.

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I... it's... it's just the witches.

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Oh! Love it. (Chuckles)

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Oh, sweet. I get to sit next to a glinda.

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(Laughs)

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I don't know what's happening.

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Oh, uh, Jenny is a "Wicked" virgin.

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Oh, I am so jealous, I
could kill you! (Laughs)

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(Chuckles)

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Oh, I wish I could see it
again for the first time.

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How many times have you seen it?

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I won't say.

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You'll think I'm crazy. (Laughs)

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Oh... No. Oh, that would not be the thing.

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Ooh, it's starting. I am so excited.

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I don't know whether to watch "Wicked"

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or watch you watching "Wicked."

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I'm gonna watch "Wicked," though.

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(Opening music plays)

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(Music ends)

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(Cheers and applause) Ohh!

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That was ♪a-a-a-a ♪ mazing!

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She better be dead.

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I don't understand how you could
fall asleep during "Wicked."

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Okay. I dozed off for just a minute,

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but I saw almost the whole
show, which I loved.

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What was your favorite part?

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It was, um, that, mm...

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The part when Wicked came out?

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And he... and he did the whole...

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He did that whole song.

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The broom song.

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(Chuckling) The broom song.

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Yes. Yeah.

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♪ There'll always be
room for you on my broom ♪

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♪ There's no doom and gloom... ♪

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(Chuckles) Both: ♪
'cause you're on my broom ♪

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- There's no broom song!
- Damn it!

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But it would have been so
great if there was, right?

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No. There are already great songs,
which, apparently, you didn't hear.

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Baby, I was tired, okay?

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I had an exhausting day, and I
did hear some of the songs,

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like... the one where everyone cheered?

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"Defying gravity"?

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Good one. (Chuckles)

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That's a real song.

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I know, and it was a good one.

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You know what? (Sighs)

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We're going again.

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(Laughing) Good one.

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(Crying)

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Do you know what a peony is?

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Do you?

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Because when I ask a professional
florist to show me peonies

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and I am shown hydrangeas, that
makes you look like an asshole.

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Really?

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Helen, I'm being dramatic?

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How's this for dramatic, Helen?

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The wedding is off!

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The wedding is not off.

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Very good. Well, they
better be here by noon.

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I love you.

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Thank you. (Chuckles)

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I was so tired of being steamrolled
by that 90-year-old woman.

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(Clears throat)

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(Gasps) Remmie, this kid is unbelievable.

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We have gotten more done
in the last three hours

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than you and I got done in the
last six months. (Chuckles)

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Fantastic. You can tell
me all about it over lunch.

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I'll... I'll fuel up the jet.
I love eating on that jet.

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Ooh, lunch is out.

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Threepeat and I have a
cake tasting in an hour.

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That's right.

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Ooh, actually, I will do the tasting.

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You've got a dress to fit into.

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I could come with.
Who... who doesn't like cake?

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Well, you don't.

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You always say cake is a weak man's pie.

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Well, we could have a wedding pie.

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(Laughter) Okay.

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We're laughing at me, aren't we?

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Anyway, I should get going.

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I'll see you later, peanut.

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All right. See you soon.

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So, uh, how much longer do you think
you two are gonna be at this?

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- I'd say springtime?
- That's a long time without my wife.

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It's only been two days,
and I miss her already.

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Well, why don't you tell her that
you'd love to do the weddings stuff?

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Because that would be
a lie, and... and I...

248
00:11:00,087 --> 00:11:02,588
I don't lie, especially to my wife.

249
00:11:02,623 --> 00:11:04,323
Well, you could tell her
that I'm not available

250
00:11:04,358 --> 00:11:05,758
because I'm too valuable
here at the office.

251
00:11:05,793 --> 00:11:08,494
Mr. Wen, look at me.

252
00:11:08,529 --> 00:11:10,529
I don't lie.

253
00:11:13,634 --> 00:11:15,768
It's like that, peanut?

254
00:11:21,509 --> 00:11:23,108
What do you think?

255
00:11:23,144 --> 00:11:26,545
Looks like a swarm of bees came in
and attacked an old turkey leg.

256
00:11:27,982 --> 00:11:30,115
- Hey, guys.
- Hi!

257
00:11:30,151 --> 00:11:31,950
- Uh, we need to talk.
- Oh, what's going on?

258
00:11:31,986 --> 00:11:35,821
I hope you don't think this is
crazy, but look what I got.

259
00:11:35,856 --> 00:11:38,424
(Gasps) It's you!

260
00:11:38,459 --> 00:11:40,192
I'm beautiful.

261
00:11:41,829 --> 00:11:43,562
That's amazing. It's great.

262
00:11:43,597 --> 00:11:45,931
Derrick, did you get a
chance to see the tattoo,

263
00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:47,833
or do you think it's too crazy?

264
00:11:47,868 --> 00:11:51,804
I'm just happy you two found each other...

265
00:11:51,839 --> 00:11:54,606
So you don't find anyone else.

266
00:11:54,642 --> 00:11:55,874
I'm so happy you like it.

267
00:11:55,910 --> 00:11:57,643
I was afraid I would scare you off.

268
00:11:57,678 --> 00:12:01,747
I am not going anywhere,
except for, right now,

269
00:12:01,782 --> 00:12:04,583
I'm gonna run a quick errand with Derrick.

270
00:12:04,618 --> 00:12:07,052
Derrick, let's go!

271
00:12:08,722 --> 00:12:10,823
(Screams)

272
00:12:10,858 --> 00:12:12,057
(Tattoo needle buzzing)

273
00:12:12,093 --> 00:12:16,028
It hurts so much more the second time!

274
00:12:16,063 --> 00:12:18,664
So I told Jenny straight up, I'm like,

275
00:12:18,699 --> 00:12:21,033
"you and I are going to 'Wicked' again."

276
00:12:21,068 --> 00:12:22,801
Dude, harsh.

277
00:12:22,837 --> 00:12:24,570
Sometimes, you just got to be a man.

278
00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:28,040
Or here's a crazy idea...

279
00:12:28,075 --> 00:12:30,075
You could just let her not like "Wicked."

280
00:12:30,111 --> 00:12:32,511
Look, it's not just about "Wicked."

281
00:12:32,546 --> 00:12:34,079
If I can change her mind about this,

282
00:12:34,115 --> 00:12:36,615
then I can change her mind
about other things I like,

283
00:12:36,650 --> 00:12:40,519
like Indian food or ufc fights or marriage.

284
00:12:40,554 --> 00:12:42,020
Marriage?

285
00:12:42,056 --> 00:12:44,857
Dude, I cannot plan
another wedding right now.

286
00:12:44,892 --> 00:12:47,192
I got stuck between Mansfield and his wife.

287
00:12:47,228 --> 00:12:49,094
I can't figure out how to get out of it.

288
00:12:49,130 --> 00:12:50,629
Relationships are complicated.

289
00:12:50,664 --> 00:12:52,831
Well, not for all us.

290
00:12:52,867 --> 00:12:54,800
I believe I have cracked the code.

291
00:12:54,835 --> 00:12:56,768
Aah! Aah!

292
00:12:56,804 --> 00:12:58,003
Are you dying?

293
00:12:58,038 --> 00:13:00,038
I don't even know what I'm looking at.

294
00:13:00,074 --> 00:13:01,874
It's called an infection.

295
00:13:01,909 --> 00:13:03,642
I'm infected with love.

296
00:13:04,912 --> 00:13:07,079
Dude.

297
00:13:07,114 --> 00:13:10,082
Is it weird to see the
same show two days in a row?

298
00:13:10,117 --> 00:13:11,750
I don't think it's weird.

299
00:13:11,785 --> 00:13:13,719
Oh, hey. You're back.

300
00:13:15,890 --> 00:13:17,222
All right.

301
00:13:17,258 --> 00:13:22,561
I got the biggest coffee
they sell, so let's do this.

302
00:13:22,596 --> 00:13:24,530
(Upbeat music playing)

303
00:13:35,042 --> 00:13:36,575
(Laughs)

304
00:13:37,178 --> 00:13:39,311
(Laughs)

305
00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:48,086
- What are you doing?
- Nothing.

306
00:13:48,122 --> 00:13:49,922
Are you playing "Candy Crush" right now?

307
00:13:49,957 --> 00:13:51,657
Honey, I'm trying to just stay awake.

308
00:13:51,692 --> 00:13:54,059
Shh! Hey, don't shush my girlfriend.

309
00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:56,061
- Could you please quite down?
- Me? You should tell her.

310
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:58,297
Huh. What are you gonna
do about it, scarecrow?

311
00:13:58,332 --> 00:14:01,292
Look, I'm not gonna have an argument
with a woman who has green face paint.

312
00:14:01,302 --> 00:14:02,935
- You don't know it's paint.
- Okay, let's go. Let's go.

313
00:14:02,970 --> 00:14:04,136
- One second.
- Both of you. Both of you.

314
00:14:04,171 --> 00:14:05,737
No!

315
00:14:05,773 --> 00:14:09,274
(Whining) No! Why do I have to stay here?

316
00:14:12,046 --> 00:14:13,512
Do you like this?

317
00:14:13,547 --> 00:14:14,846
Shh.

318
00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:20,085
Threepeat, what happened?

319
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,853
I thought we were meeting the mixologist.

320
00:14:21,889 --> 00:14:23,055
Yeah, I-I couldn't make it.

321
00:14:23,090 --> 00:14:26,258
Well, you were the one who said if
we didn't have a signature cocktail,

322
00:14:26,293 --> 00:14:28,760
we might as well serve warm
beer out of a hobo's sock.

323
00:14:28,796 --> 00:14:30,762
Look, Mrs. Mansfield, I'd love to help you.

324
00:14:30,798 --> 00:14:32,831
It's just that I'm
really swamped with work.

325
00:14:33,767 --> 00:14:37,035
Said, "I'm really swamped with work!"

326
00:14:37,071 --> 00:14:39,171
Here are the accounts
that need to be serviced.

327
00:14:39,206 --> 00:14:42,007
Boy, Threepeat, you sure
are swamped with work.

328
00:14:42,042 --> 00:14:45,711
You certainly don't have time
for any outside activities.

329
00:14:47,014 --> 00:14:48,647
Seriously? That's the best you could do?

330
00:14:48,682 --> 00:14:50,283
Yes. Unlike you, I have real work to do.

331
00:14:50,317 --> 00:14:52,684
This wouldn't have happened
if you'd come to rehearsal.

332
00:14:53,854 --> 00:14:55,654
What the hell's going on out here?!

333
00:14:55,689 --> 00:14:57,923
He's putting on some kind of terrible play.

334
00:14:59,193 --> 00:15:01,126
Do you want to help
plan this wedding or not?

335
00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:02,861
Of course I do.

336
00:15:02,896 --> 00:15:06,231
It's just that I know that
remmie-peanut-ington Mansfield misses you...

337
00:15:07,735 --> 00:15:10,055
...and I was just trying to
get you two kids back together.

338
00:15:10,070 --> 00:15:13,038
Mr. Wen, if I ever needed
your help with my wife,

339
00:15:13,073 --> 00:15:15,173
do you know what I would say?

340
00:15:16,043 --> 00:15:19,111
Nothing, because I'm
never gonna need your help.

341
00:15:19,146 --> 00:15:23,115
You see, I made a rash decision,
and I'll pay the consequences.

342
00:15:23,150 --> 00:15:24,349
That's what I do.

343
00:15:24,385 --> 00:15:25,851
That's what I've been doing for 28 years.

344
00:15:25,886 --> 00:15:29,788
And what I do is let him dangle
until he realizes he screwed up,

345
00:15:29,823 --> 00:15:32,190
and then I tell him how badly I need him.

346
00:15:32,226 --> 00:15:34,159
Honey...

347
00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:35,594
I screwed up.

348
00:15:35,629 --> 00:15:37,229
I really need you.

349
00:15:38,399 --> 00:15:41,700
And that's how you stay a
happy couple for 28 years.

350
00:15:41,735 --> 00:15:43,168
Come on.

351
00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:45,971
Let's go home and make
love on the squash court.

352
00:15:46,006 --> 00:15:48,373
Sweetheart, does that book ever close?

353
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:52,844
(Sighs) I did it.

354
00:15:54,915 --> 00:15:57,716
Whoo! That was a good show.

355
00:15:57,751 --> 00:16:00,686
See? I knew you'd love it.

356
00:16:00,721 --> 00:16:02,654
- Wow, that was over early.
- Oh, yeah.

357
00:16:02,690 --> 00:16:05,290
The wizard got sick, so they gave
us the rest of the show off.

358
00:16:05,326 --> 00:16:07,259
You didn't even stay, did you?

359
00:16:07,294 --> 00:16:10,062
Baby, I couldn't take it.
There was so much singing.

360
00:16:10,097 --> 00:16:11,296
I think I know why that is.

361
00:16:11,332 --> 00:16:13,632
Because it's a freakin' musical!

362
00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:15,367
But they don't have to
sing every little thing!

363
00:16:15,402 --> 00:16:16,768
They're like...

364
00:16:16,804 --> 00:16:18,203
♪ I'm going to the door ♪

365
00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:20,105
♪ I'm leaning on this chair ♪

366
00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:22,274
♪ This is how is feel ♪

367
00:16:22,309 --> 00:16:24,276
Will you at least listen to the soundtrack?

368
00:16:24,311 --> 00:16:25,877
I put it on your phone.

369
00:16:25,913 --> 00:16:27,679
You know the song about
changing for the better?

370
00:16:27,715 --> 00:16:30,415
It'll change you... for the better.

371
00:16:30,451 --> 00:16:32,818
Babe, why is this so important to you?

372
00:16:32,853 --> 00:16:35,854
Because even though you don't like musicals

373
00:16:35,889 --> 00:16:37,923
and you never planned on liking musicals,

374
00:16:37,958 --> 00:16:39,925
I was hoping, if you met the right guy,

375
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:42,060
maybe you'd change and say "yes" to him.

376
00:16:42,096 --> 00:16:44,062
About musicals.

377
00:16:44,098 --> 00:16:45,297
Honey...

378
00:16:45,332 --> 00:16:48,900
I love you, but I'm not that girl.

379
00:16:48,936 --> 00:16:52,104
Do you even know "I'm not that
girl" is a song from "Wicked"?

380
00:16:54,441 --> 00:16:55,841
No, I do not.

381
00:16:57,244 --> 00:16:59,711
- Look, we're two different people.
- Mm-hmm.

382
00:16:59,747 --> 00:17:01,380
From really different worlds,

383
00:17:01,415 --> 00:17:04,049
but that doesn't mean that
we can't be together.

384
00:17:04,084 --> 00:17:06,351
Hell, if they made a musical
about that, I'd love it.

385
00:17:06,387 --> 00:17:09,321
That is the exact plot of "Wicked"!

386
00:17:12,693 --> 00:17:14,259
Then "no."

387
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:16,294
(Sighs)

388
00:17:23,015 --> 00:17:24,081
Mr. Mansfield.

389
00:17:24,116 --> 00:17:25,282
Oh, son!

390
00:17:25,318 --> 00:17:26,679
Yes, come out and join me, please.

391
00:17:26,686 --> 00:17:28,352
- I'm just comparing fabric samples.
- Oh.

392
00:17:28,387 --> 00:17:30,187
Tell me, which one...
Which one do you prefer...

393
00:17:30,222 --> 00:17:34,191
The... the cream, the
eggshell, the ecru, or the bone?

394
00:17:34,226 --> 00:17:36,260
Uh, they all look white to me.

395
00:17:36,295 --> 00:17:38,095
Rookie.

396
00:17:38,130 --> 00:17:40,777
You realize someday we're gonna
be doing this for yourwedding.

397
00:17:40,808 --> 00:17:42,066
Uh, yeah, I don't think so.

398
00:17:42,101 --> 00:17:43,767
Jenny says she doesn't want to get married.

399
00:17:43,803 --> 00:17:46,770
You didn't propose without getting
my blessing first, did you?

400
00:17:46,806 --> 00:17:50,274
No, obviously, I wouldn't skip the
traditional asking of the boss.

401
00:17:50,309 --> 00:17:52,476
It just, uh, came up.

402
00:17:52,511 --> 00:17:54,378
I'm sorry, son. That's
a... that's a bad day.

403
00:17:54,413 --> 00:17:55,579
Have a seat.

404
00:17:55,615 --> 00:17:57,081
It gets worse.

405
00:17:57,116 --> 00:17:58,749
Well, how could it possibly get worse?

406
00:17:58,784 --> 00:18:01,819
- She hated "Wicked."
- What?!

407
00:18:01,854 --> 00:18:04,221
So, I took her again, and
she hated it even more.

408
00:18:04,256 --> 00:18:06,323
I mean, how do you build a future on that?

409
00:18:06,359 --> 00:18:08,258
What? You're smiling.

410
00:18:08,294 --> 00:18:09,460
What do you know that I don't know?

411
00:18:09,495 --> 00:18:10,594
Well, everything.

412
00:18:12,365 --> 00:18:15,599
Jenny sat through
something she hated twice...

413
00:18:15,635 --> 00:18:17,434
- Mm-hmm.
- ...For you.

414
00:18:17,470 --> 00:18:19,503
And as a man who can now
tell you the difference

415
00:18:19,538 --> 00:18:25,075
between mint and seafoam, I can
tell you that that's real love.

416
00:18:25,111 --> 00:18:27,211
It's like my favorite saying...

417
00:18:27,246 --> 00:18:28,212
"When you love
someone ..."

418
00:18:28,247 --> 00:18:30,514
- Set them free.
- No.

419
00:18:30,549 --> 00:18:31,715
"Hold on tight."

420
00:18:31,751 --> 00:18:33,231
Why the hell would you set them free?

421
00:18:33,252 --> 00:18:35,285
You love them, for God's sake.

422
00:18:35,321 --> 00:18:38,155
Well, that does make more sense.

423
00:18:38,190 --> 00:18:40,591
I just always thought that I'd get married.

424
00:18:40,626 --> 00:18:43,627
I dated a girl once who
never wanted to get married.

425
00:18:43,663 --> 00:18:45,696
"Just passing through"...
That's what she always said.

426
00:18:45,731 --> 00:18:47,431
You know what happened?

427
00:18:47,466 --> 00:18:49,400
I married her.

428
00:18:49,435 --> 00:18:51,502
You got to hang in there, son.

429
00:18:51,537 --> 00:18:52,770
Yeah.

430
00:18:52,805 --> 00:18:54,638
You know, maybe things will turn around.

431
00:18:56,375 --> 00:19:00,611
Uh... I think I just got
crapped on by a bird.

432
00:19:00,646 --> 00:19:02,713
Well, some people say that's good luck.

433
00:19:04,283 --> 00:19:06,417
That's damn sure not.

434
00:19:06,452 --> 00:19:11,255
I think those RSVP's
are starting to show up.

435
00:19:11,290 --> 00:19:13,590
Oh, it's gonna be a hell of a turnout.

436
00:19:19,098 --> 00:19:21,665
♪ Like a comet pulled from orbit ♪

437
00:19:21,701 --> 00:19:25,402
♪ As it passes the sun

438
00:19:25,438 --> 00:19:29,273
♪ like a stream that meets a boulder ♪

439
00:19:29,308 --> 00:19:33,377
♪ Halfway through the wood

440
00:19:33,412 --> 00:19:39,116
♪ who can say if I've been
changed for the better? ♪

441
00:19:39,151 --> 00:19:43,520
♪ But because I knew you

442
00:19:43,556 --> 00:19:50,260
♪ I have been changed for good ♪

443
00:19:50,296 --> 00:19:51,662
Marry me.

444
00:19:53,766 --> 00:19:55,265
Did you say something?

445
00:19:55,301 --> 00:19:56,500
Oh, nothing.

446
00:20:00,639 --> 00:20:02,539
You want to go to the Imaginarium?

447
00:20:02,575 --> 00:20:04,675
(Gasps) I do!

448
00:20:04,710 --> 00:20:06,376
(Chuckles)

449
00:20:06,412 --> 00:20:07,745
(Chuckles)

450
00:20:10,649 --> 00:20:12,216
- Hey.
- Oh, hey.

451
00:20:12,251 --> 00:20:17,187
There's something I wanted to show you,
and I think you are going to love it.

452
00:20:17,223 --> 00:20:19,590
(Gasps)

453
00:20:19,625 --> 00:20:21,558
It's me!

454
00:20:21,594 --> 00:20:24,862
If I was in a fire.

455
00:20:24,897 --> 00:20:26,764
I love it.

456
00:20:26,799 --> 00:20:27,998
She loves it.

457
00:20:29,301 --> 00:20:31,201
I'm gonna get my phone.

458
00:20:31,237 --> 00:20:33,717
I want to take a picture of our
tattoos before the henna fades.

459
00:20:35,775 --> 00:20:37,374
(Camera shutter clicks)

460
00:20:37,409 --> 00:20:38,609
Henna?

461
00:20:38,644 --> 00:20:40,244
Henna...

462
00:20:40,279 --> 00:20:43,514
For when getting a permanent
tattoo would be too crazy.

463
00:20:45,284 --> 00:20:48,619
Derrick and I actually...

464
00:20:48,654 --> 00:20:51,688
Have to go run a quick errand.

465
00:20:51,724 --> 00:20:54,825
We will be right back.

465
00:20:55,305 --> 00:21:01,173
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